Suggestion : Tell us about something that really happened to you.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Great Train Journeys
Walking through Lime St station with tepid Labrador semen dripping down your suit trousers/Scottish people doing Harry Potter cosplay in your face at 6.30 a.m. I fucking hate trains. What's your best railway story??
(riffjedibaby almost 1,000 chickens, Sun 2 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Biggest accident you've witnessed or been involved in
I'm sure we've all seen one nasty mess which is worth the retelling.

Extra points for epic disasters where nobody was seriously harmed
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:30, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

👆 or 👇?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:39, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I just read about a persons visit to a coffee shop. Not any old coffee shop, a coffee shop
with multiple bean and roast choices, brewing methods and then moving on to style of coffee. He describes the experience of overwhelming choice as, 'as if my operating system shut down.'

What has occurred in your life to make your operating system shut down.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Paeaedoes
Are you a paeeaaaedoe?

Tell us all about your puppy rumbling experiences!

***IMMUNITY FROM PROSECUTION 100% GUARANTEED!***
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)

Have we done "Control freaks" yet?
My mate Tony's dad used to weigh the breakfast cereal in the morning to make sure everybody got an equal amount and the pack provided the exact amount of servings advertised on the packet. I learned from this that the recommended serving size on a cereal packet isn't enough to feed a sparrow.
( Peej, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:08, Reply)

Who's your favorite (my little) pony?
Why?
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 8:48, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What's your favourite Nile Rodgers track

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 0:14, Reply)

Covers.
What talentless scum has ruined your lovely memory, and why is it crap?

Or alternatively, why Nicki Minaj - Anaconda, sampling heavily Sir-mix-a-lot is an excellent tune.
(speedevil, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:20, Reply)

Suggestion: My most psychic moment
In the run-up to Halloween, what have you done that was prescient and spooky? Did your clock stop at the very moment that disco music died? Have you ever bent an iPhone by the power of mind alone? Let us know.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:10, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Cheers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 19:38, Reply)

There's a rockabilly party on Saturday night, are you gonna be there?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:38, Reply)

is there anyway you can make it so that dr skagra is dead?
i'd ignore him but i'd be uncomfortable knowing he can still type
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:32, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Gzhermbs
Tell us about your gzhermbs. Expactrungile, xollous, nipowluus or byopadfug gzhermbs.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:53, Reply)

Silly achievements.
Sometimes - by planning or happy accident - you achieve something with which you are quite pleased, but which makes little or no difference to the rest of the world.

This morning, I woke up and spontaneously farted the opening three notes from The Frog Chorus.

What did YOU do?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 0:53, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What would Jesus do?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 18:03, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Have you heard about the new dance craze?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 12:52, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Spangling arthritis perceives merrily incarnate
Bon Jour
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Almost popped your cherry
Tales of when you thought you were about to from innocence to woman/man of the world and the confusion involved.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 21:54, Reply)

In the know.
Ever had someone need to blow their nose, then use a tissue that you used three days ago for a quick wank, then had a good sniff with their cold ridden smell receptor free nose? I haven't personally, but I don't doubt that someone here has. When have you been in the know about something, when others around you are blissfully unaware?
( Muns, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)

If you could take DNA from any man and any woman in present times and/or the past, to create an awesome human, who would it be and why?
show your workings

bonus points for inventive characteristics
( Glovington, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Question of the Week suggestions
Each week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:

* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
( $$ ✅, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Alright?

( Zuowan, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)

We're only doing another question if you all promise to play nicely and not bully each other or post pictures of dogs in tights.
Yours sincerely,
The Management
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What did you have for breakfast?

( Zuowan, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 7:58, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)