Seems this has surprised a few women:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1704952-To-ask-is-there-any-way-to-stop-this-TMI
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:27, 25 replies)

I love the smell of a wet qeef in the morning
smells like… victory.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:33, closed)

I guess...
... loose lips sink ships?
(nordelius, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:40, closed)

Hahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:41, closed)

Nicely done.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:52, closed)

*applause*

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:18, closed)

Jesus - 20 minutes later?!
Hahahahahaha - just as you've put your best frock on.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:41, closed)

It's so fucking tempting to sign up to these sites just in case gems like this come along

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:42, closed)

Just do it, drimble.
Just do it.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:14, closed)

It's worth it
There's someone on there at the moment in the process of packing up her husband's stuff and chucking him out because he looked at a porn mag whilst knocking one out to provide a sperm sample at the doctor's.

To their credit, quite a few people have tried t point out that she'd being pretty fucking unreasonable.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1728934-to-wonder-when-is-pornography-acceptable
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:01, closed)

Some Mumsnet threads are amusing.
That one's either somebody pretending to have mental health issues, or someone who has got major mental health issues, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:51, closed)

Possibly, yeah
but I interpreted it more as someone who's a bit stressed going massively off on one.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 20:29, closed)

I reckon a site
that needs an acronyms link holds too many surprises for me.
Give me the b3ta Dictionary any day.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:10, closed)

Anyone else scroll straight down
to see if they had STFU?

OK, just me then.
(username failed moderation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:33, closed)

STFU

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:39, closed)

Not even any "Tits or..."

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:30, closed)

And how did you come across this exactly?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:59, closed)

Unexplained wet passenger seat?
( Ken Oath, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:13, closed)

across to
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:42, closed)

to all over
(username failed moderation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:14, closed)

:(
Now look what you've gone and done
( Pig Bodine., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:13, closed)

There's a great reply there about halfway down that begins:
"We're smart, their dumb..."
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:18, closed)

classic mumsnet

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 21:58, closed)

Should I be happy about this?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 23:22, closed)

Someone should totes put a link to this thread there.
It'll turn into a hate-filled internet ourorboros.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 3:10, closed)

fanny liked a ripped wellington boot.

(magictorch, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:48, closed)