This deserves a new thread...
Welcome to /SING! the B3ta-musical.

Please post ideas, songs and storylines here.

These will be forwarded to Robin "Drama-queen" Johnson for collation into a real life musical.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:56, archived)

My idea is that you don't bother.
It will be rubbish.

And no one would want to play me.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:57, archived)

We couldn't find anyone ugly enough.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)

ugly enough witha big enough cock, or as handsome a face.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)

cock mother
face n arse
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)

I demand that we get a fat bloke to play Mykey
and he shall sing songs about persecuting jews, women, darkies, and the poor. He will then drown in the sodden mattress of a liberal bed-wetter.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:57, archived)

teehee

(fossa, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)

You are too demanding.
I bet you're rubbish and selfish in bed.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)

Michael Carroll
the lottery winner, he'll be skint soon enough.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)

Please allow me
to be the first to offer my piss-soaked bed
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)

To the tune of the Stones' sympathy for the devil?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)

A rock musical about the life of Jack the Ripper
called "Saucy Jack".
( edric, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:57, archived)

Floating Norks.
That is all.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)

Mykeyboy gets married to his left hand
but turns gay and bums the entire church.
, full of regulars from the board.

Then breaks into song: "Your all gay"
(empty_personality, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)

...
He then finds out he's a black jew from South Africa and is also female.
(empty_personality, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)

He then finds out he's a black jew from South Africa and is also female.
(empty_personality, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)

needs more meerkats
edit: anyone else getting a parse error?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)

He then finds out he's a black jew from South Africa and is also female.

...
eh?

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(empty_personality, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)

me too
edit: gone now
(riedacher_bertram, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)

Ditto.
IT'S THE END OF THE CUNTING WORLD!
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:01, archived)

it will need a kung-fu fight somewhere in it
I can provide the bamboo flute music to accompany it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)

Starring Hoohah, naturally.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:01, archived)

yes

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)

The first few that sprang to mind:
The Cunthorse Song
Bummings
Dave the Hat vs. Mykey
The Ice Cream Van Saga
Some Headphones And A Nice Hot Cup Of Tea
"What are you?" (topical)
Withiel's Narcissistic Whingebaggery
Chilli
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)

And have the two Bennies
for what I believe is known as a "light interlude".
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)

"Who's on first?"
"never you mind"
*bums*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:01, archived)

The Bennies are anything but light.

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)

I can picture them
as Gildencrantz and Rosenstern, a comical sideline.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:05, archived)

This!!

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:05, archived)

*watches you struggle with modern microtechnology"

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)

Eh?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)

an hour and a half of 40 people rolling in piss and shit to Abba's Waterloo

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)

the aristocrats!
*budum-tish*

_{sneaky edit due to shit memory...}
(fossa, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)

The producers of "Mamma Mia" will sue

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:01, archived)

Money for nothing
...and your tramps for free
"got to find a Benny for bumming..."
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)

Nooby Tuesday
obviously.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:01, archived)

Money for nothing
...and my tramps for free
"...maybe get a blister on my little finger, maybe get a blister on my bum"
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:01, archived)

there should be a strikeout section
where someone sings about a normal day but every time they are about to use a strikeable word someone from the audience yells out penis or something
(riedacher_bertram, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)

THIS!
THIS! COCK JOCKEY!
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)

Interactive tourettes.
I love it!
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)

Interactive tourettes. Anal sex from donkeys -
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)

A chorus of "your all gay" to the emperor's theme from star wars
would give me the right fucking horn and no mistake.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:05, archived)

Everything gives you the horn!
are YOU taken?
(star thrower desperate to go to mykey's bash. sign the petition, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)

It
should have some titles like `Norks Nork Norks`,`The bumming bandit of olde b3tan town`,`tuppence,tuppence come feel my tuppence` and many many more.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:05, archived)

Norks, norks norks
to the tune of Boys Boys Boys by the big titted bird from forin parts.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)

A bloke at school got caught by his mum having a tug to
that video. He made the huge mistake of telling somebody in his class and fro the last two years of school, the entire student population called him 'Sabrina' in honour of the incident.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)

noooo
More More More by whoever it was what done it
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)

In the midnight hour
she cried NORKS! NORKS! NORKS!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)