This is a bit bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:05, archived)

No offence.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:07, archived)

Pics, please.
/acdc
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:12, archived)

You've ruined the pub and now you're ruining the pie shop.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:37, archived)

You can't say bent anymore.
Wonky is perfectly acceptable.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:15, archived)

Evening, you big wonker :P
See what I did there? :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)

Hallo mate.
Are we retroinvadng /talk?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:19, archived)

Looks like it...
Although I'm just being friendly tonight, I'm in a "let's all be friends" kind of mood. So far no-one's been an awful bully, it's all nice and fluffeh :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:24, archived)

fuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckofffuckoff

( vladimir, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:27, archived)

Please be nice, vladiwadimiriwiripoos.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:29, archived)

OK
( vladimir, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:33, archived)

You're Lyon about being Nice because you have nothing Toulouse.
Jus' Seine.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:40, archived)

I went to my gp recently, the usual mealy mouthed explanations, why can't they put it in plain english
I said to him, so really what you're saying is I haven't got languedoc
( vladimir, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:43, archived)

That was Berry funny.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:57, archived)

thanks, it took me heures

( vladimir, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:01, archived)

Stop l'arc-ing about, you two

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:04, archived)

you caen't tell me what to do

( vladimir, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:13, archived)

I'm always the last to know :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:17, archived)

I did a fart that sounded like a bullet ricochet

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:17, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7619350
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:18, archived)

OK
( vladimir, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)

rising intonation?
Lots of echo?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)

I dunno, it just sounded like something from a Western movie

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:43, archived)

the snow has stopped
I might have to go to work tomorrow
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:22, archived)

I like this because I'm a sadist.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:27, archived)

maybe gluey enjoys his work?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:30, archived)

I have been cancelled
SNOWDAY!! YAY!!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:28, archived)

I might do some painting.
What colour goes with Minted Glory?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:30, archived)

Depends
what colour is it?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)

On the dark green side of turquoise.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:42, archived)

fuck off back to 1978

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:45, archived)

Yeah I'm starting to regret it too.
It's just a corridor though. I'm thinking of making it 2 or 3 colours (or 3 or 4 including the carpet), so I need a colour for the ceilings and for the doors/frames.

This is really interesting.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:53, archived)

Brown
I would go for brown.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:00, archived)

I'm hoping to avoid brown and pink.
Something like this wouldn't be too upsetting: colorschemedesigner.com/#3251Ts6qTw0w0
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:03, archived)

Orange then?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:18, archived)

both
( vladimir, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:24, archived)

YES!
Floor tiles like that are sadly hard to find these days. So sad.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:26, archived)

That's blatantly lino.
Or amtico or whatever.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:48, archived)

Bright orange is the colour I just painted over with the greeny turquoise.
In retrospect I can see how reactionary the decision was.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 23:51, archived)

raspberry ripple
alt: ultraviolet.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:34, archived)

hinted egg cup

( vladimir, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:36, archived)

choc woodchip

( vladimir, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)

hazlenut hole

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:45, archived)

Your escort services are no longer desired

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)

Your mum back from holiday then?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:37, archived)

that's because it's a boomerang!!!

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)

you'll just have to live with it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:44, archived)