Julian Assange Lookalike Contest
Tomorrow morning at the Equadorian Embassy.

Sponsored by PACT Coffee.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:32, archived)

it's been quite a fast news year on the whole, so far

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:35, archived)

actually he's started to look a bit like Noel Edmonds,
maybe part of a plan to kill two birds with one stone
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:45, archived)

I'm reading Woody Guthrie's Autobiography at the moment
It's really quite good, he had a tough youth! I suppose most people growing up in the American great depression had a tough youth.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:38, archived)

in 80 years maybe people will be saying that
about kids who are growing up now.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:39, archived)

yeah ... some of them don't have a BlackBerry and an iPhone.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:40, archived)

hard times

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:41, archived)

I cracked my screen and I'm finding it very difficult to find time to do the repair myself...
it's cost effective but what with all these parties I'm invited to... Well you must understand, it is very difficult in this great depression.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:43, archived)

Have you tried cracking your glasses in an identical pattern?
The brain will compensate after a while and then your phone screen will look uncracked
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:50, archived)

I think I'll just fix the screen, seems less fiddly.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:51, archived)

fair enough

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:51, archived)

they are the lucky ones
they may even know what it's like to socially interact, and use their imagination, and learn hands on skills.
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:44, archived)

my pary are with the chrilden who are using food banks,
because their parents bought them £1000s worth of Christmas presents on tick before being made redundant and now can't afford their rent because of a spare bedroom.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:48, archived)

they could always rent out the spare bedroom to raise a little more cash
thickos
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)

you're not always allowed to do that

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:52, archived)

allowed shmowd
cash in hand to some foreign student. job done
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:54, archived)

www.standard.co.uk/news/london/tenants-who-rent-out-council-homes-face-two-years-in-prison-8881259.html
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:56, archived)

Who the fuck is Joseph Watts anyway?
what does he know? my youth was spent renting peoples spare council house bedrooms, and look at me, I turned out fine.
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:05, archived)

also, problem solved, prison is rent-free, and they won't have to visit the food banks anymore either.

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:06, archived)

"At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge, ... it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the Poor and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir."
"Are there no prisons?"
"Plenty of prisons..."
"And the Union workhouses." demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"
"Both very busy, sir..."
"Those who are badly off must go there."
"Many can't go there; and many would rather die."
"If they would rather die," said Scrooge, "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:08, archived)

After all these years, I've finally identified with dickens

*awaits strikethrough*
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:24, archived)

After all these years, I've finally identified with dickens I love dog cock
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:24, archived)

excellently done

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:27, archived)

Thanks, it's pretty subtle I think

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:29, archived)

After all these years, I've finally identified with dickens
( Zuowan, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:45, archived)

^clickin dis

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:49, archived)

not sure kids in 2014 are that keen on blackberries, grandpa.

( Zuowan, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:43, archived)

Guthrie from Toy Story
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:59, archived)

You should read Gwen Guthrie's

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:47, archived)

I have just finished the 6th book out of Stephen Kings "The Dark Tower" series
Considering he was only 19 when he started writing these books, he does show a certain maturity in his prose.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:40, archived)

it's almost as if the published versions were edited and rewritten in his thirties

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:41, archived)

It's almost EXACTLY like that

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:42, archived)

yeah, he sures it good

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:42, archived)

sure does

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:47, archived)

What you on about Spesh?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:08, archived)

slow ninja

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:16, archived)

Eh? Dunno what you mean Spesh

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:33, archived)

I've never read a Stephen King book
that is an interesting fact isn't it?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)

I read a Michael Crichton book once about time travel or something
it was right wank.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:51, archived)

I've never read any stephen king books either, despite my dad owning several while I was growing up
the covers looked shit
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:53, archived)

my mum used to read them,
i started reading IT but i found it quite boring after only a few chapters.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:56, archived)

Read the dark tower.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:07, archived)

no

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:08, archived)

it's got a cowboy in it and some big lobsters and a talking train

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:17, archived)

is it Panique Au Village?
It sounds very much like the plot of it.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:19, archived)

yes ... it's basically that ... only with a cripple and a heroin addict and a half-spider half-human monster that turns it to be slightly disappointing

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:25, archived)

Cinquante millions briques, oh non!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:29, archived)

CHEVAL!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 13:30, archived)

You can't read a tower, you daft twat

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:08, archived)

Alright Spesh.
Of course you can read a tower you massive mong.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:34, archived)

neither have i
we should go on a date
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:22, archived)

we needed a reason?
I've been stood at your doorstep for 15 minutes, these flowers wilted a bit on the journey, soz.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:24, archived)

"flowers"
look, this one has a bright purple head
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:25, archived)

man, i'm homeless
i dunno whose doorstop you're on
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 13:29, archived)

what a novel idea

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:26, archived)

Me neither.
I reckon they're shit books, for pricks. Any thoughts?
( Zuowan, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:49, archived)

Excellent books.
Words innit
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 13:49, archived)

I bet Liverpool sign him

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:13, archived)

Did he ever play for Southampton?

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:18, archived)

nah, that was Matt LeTissier

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:38, archived)

bless you

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 13:33, archived)

Liverpool were a bit disappointing yesterday
But it still gave me an excuse to go the pub and get drunk
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:35, archived)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 6:17, archived)

Alright
Seems to have rained overnight here, won't be mowing my lawns today
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 7:12, archived)

Shitty weather

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 7:15, archived)

On the plus side I don't have to mow my lawns today

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 7:39, archived)

shear joy

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:29, archived)

You are Tim Vine AICMFP
There's a bible in the waiting room of this medical centre. Surely that's a bad sign.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:00, archived)

testify!

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:16, archived)

well, it was nice knowing you

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:31, archived)

I survived, just have to take ibuprofen
Also was it really nice? And does anyone really know anyone else?
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)

phew
and yeah, it was alright 'knowing' you in the sense of knowing your username on the world's most boring forum
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:36, archived)

They should use that as its tagline

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:40, archived)

hahahaha, you went to a medical centre for an ailment that required ibuprofen?
wuss
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:42, archived)

Yeah, getting my money's worth out of the NHS
I pay loads of national insurance, why should paupers who don't pay much get all the care?
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)

they're probably mostly from bulgaria illegally and not contributing at all
fucking muslims
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:55, archived)

disgusting

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:01, archived)

Use it to mop your open sores

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:31, archived)

sores anus
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:39, archived)

it's in case you're feeling giddy (on)

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:37, archived)

terrible

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:40, archived)

Coming down, new sound, you should be thankful, dirty riffs, dirty beats, dirty samples

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 7:37, archived)

meaty

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:12, archived)

^upset

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:27, archived)

Don't you start

( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:10, archived)

kasto kasto krut

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:12, archived)

klaatu barada nicto

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:38, archived)

Poligen Ha!

( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:55, archived)

numcl kfujl footumch

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:54, archived)

P'tang yang kipperbang

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:16, archived)

morning mr 'orrible

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:28, archived)

bit early

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:32, archived)

slag

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:38, archived)

is everybody doing a zuowan now ... the populol page is ruined

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:39, archived)

sorry

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:40, archived)

you fucking will be

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:45, archived)

I doubt it
I was only being polite
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:09, archived)

as if one click from one person makes something popular
this place is dead up its arse
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:12, archived)

one click?! don't be fucking ridiculous
it's two clicks
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:15, archived)

who the hell else clicks on "tee hee"?
haha
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:20, archived)

can you use your mod powers to let me know
those powers always impress me
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:20, archived)

well then prepare for disappointment!
i can only see how many clicks, not who they were from

but yeah, talk of the popular page tends to end up on the popular page and it usually sucks in a few posts in the vicinity too
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:30, archived)

My guess will be me, and zuowan then

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:33, archived)

prolly, although i'm not sure he was around yesterday night
the plot thickens
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:12, archived)

has someone been adding soil to your allotment?
tee hee
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:13, archived)

oh you

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:51, archived)

Can someone write some javascript for me, bored of clicking, thx.

( Zuowan, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 12:58, archived)

heehee

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:32, archived)

^clickin dis

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:34, archived)

heehee

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:36, archived)

tee hee

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:42, archived)

hee hee
pointing at chickens
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:13, archived)

^cluckin dis

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:14, archived)

tee hee
pointing at clickin's
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:25, archived)

everyone = glovington

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:07, archived)

aaaaah yeah

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:10, archived)

The populol page is shit

( Zuowan, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 13:01, archived)

our lord has gifted us this morning

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:48, archived)

Traci Lords

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:50, archived)

i'll give you morning if you're not careful

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:08, archived)

be afraid
be very afraid
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:10, archived)

hi

( MONO!, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:13, archived)

i'm not here

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:18, archived)

phew, the doveston isn't here
let's talk about how he smells of biscuits and wears tesco trainers
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:29, archived)

mmm, what kind of biscuits?

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:32, archived)

those stale rubbish ones your auntie has

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:01, archived)

Stale biscuits make me cringe
when you bite into them, and they're all soft and bitty, fucking rank.
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:05, archived)

biscuits vaginas
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:26, archived)

like those boxes of broken biscuits your gran got from the milkman

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:02, archived)

hey, that was an honest trade alright
one pink wafer for another, fair and square. We pay our debts in my family
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:07, archived)

he's just the worst

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:34, archived)

I don't know, I quite enjoyed that cup thing he did
but I've not really seen him around much since then, must be on fake holiday in florida or saink
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:36, archived)

he's like baldmonkey wearing an amorous badger costume

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:02, archived)

so offended right now

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:04, archived)

who said that?

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:08, archived)

good

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 10:37, archived)

that is waaaaay over the line, shambles

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:13, archived)

sexy as fuck

( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 11:27, archived)

this isn't happening

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:29, archived)

It isn't?
shit just got real
( Glovington, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:34, archived)

alright spesh
i forgot to put my binsout
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 1:52, archived)

Sorry it's a bit late now but remember to put your bins out.

( brb pussy in bio, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 1:11, archived)

I got a letter from HMRC yesterday confirming I do not owe them the £1200 they charged me in late filing penalites
because I was in fact on PAYE during the 2012/13 tax year. their mistake,and took me several letters to get here, but it feels like a victory, turns out they're gonna refund me the £100 I've already paid in fines, and they've calculated they owe me a rebate of £138. This is very exciting stuff.

alt: the rabbits have escaped and hidden under the shed, so I am watching my tomato plants like a hawk as they are rather fond of anihilating them. it's ruined my sunday
( Glovington, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 16:06, archived)

confirming I do not owe them the £1200 they charged me in late filing penalites because I was in fact on PAYE during the 2012/13 tax year. their mistake,and took me several letters to get here, but it feels like a victory, turns out they're gonna refund me the £100 I've already paid in fines, and they've calculated they owe me a rebate of £138. This is very exciting stuff. opened it and read it, it said they were suckers
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 17 Aug 2014, 16:31, archived)

good work

( mongychops, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 17:05, archived)

Black steel in the hour of tax refunds

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 17:28, archived)

Two popular posts in a row,
the pressure's on this one not to be shit.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 17 Aug 2014, 17:51, archived)

clickin' dis

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 17:58, archived)

I'm clickin everything

( Glovington, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 18:36, archived)

alright zuowan

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 19:20, archived)

alright manolith

( Zuowan, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 13:02, archived)

everybody's talking about the clickin'
clickin's a popular word
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 21:11, archived)

heehee

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 0:05, archived)

Do you want to invest the money into renting my flat?
I advertised it this afternoon, and already booked 8 viewings for the week. This landlord lark is easy.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 18:37, archived)

No
not really
( Glovington, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 18:42, archived)

it's in a really pretty part of Warsaw

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 19:06, archived)

hahahaha ... like that's a real thing

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 19:58, archived)

On a good day you can sit on the balcony and not breathe in the stench of rendered pig fat

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 21:57, archived)

see ... that'd be a selling point for me ... lovely lovely pig

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 22:49, archived)

Lovely cunt on a pig

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 0:29, archived)

Corkscrew shaped

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 6:53, archived)

I haven't read all those words
But I now have 34 points on fantasy football. Good win for Liverpool today
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 19:23, archived)

I thought fantasy football was where they play dressed up as dwarfs and goblins but it turns out it's considerably more pathetic than that.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 20:11, archived)

It turns out you got bullied at school

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 0:49, archived)

Set the cats on them.

( brb pussy in bio, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 20:31, archived)

Fart inside the envelope and send it back to them.

( $$ ✅, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 20:37, archived)

I can''t read, sorry.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 Aug 2014, 23:37, archived)

alright jacktion

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 0:30, archived)

u fuckin wot m8?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 18 Aug 2014, 0:35, archived)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:45, archived)

afternoon

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:03, archived)

drimble

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:12, archived)

yo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:15, archived)

I like your new minimalist user name

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:26, archived)

it's a right cunt to type in every time

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:40, archived)

you are username is well tosh

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 13:14, archived)

Why, because it's on two or more Lines?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 17 Aug 2014, 14:00, archived)

oh, very good

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 14:04, archived)

Now I feel like a right thick cunt
I don't get it
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 15:17, archived)

google is your friend, you right thick cunt

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 15:43, archived)

morninh
EDIT: afternooh
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:08, archived)

yo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:12, archived)

Alright mr h
Sundays are shit, this one is at least
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 14:28, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:28, archived)

who me
classy user name. And totally
(without an H, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:39, archived)

hahahayeah i get it

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:38, archived)

Alright

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 0:10, archived)

Hey there, handsome.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:04, archived)

sup?

( Glovington, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:25, archived)

i am high
on weed

/true story
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:14, archived)

shit high if you're able to type and choosing to type on here

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:39, archived)

i agree
i legit only took two or three hits off muh vape pipe.

i am about to drink some American beer(tm) and actually vape a whole bowl

oh, and i am also sipping some vodka from those excellent little bottles you get on airplanes and in the bargain bin at liquor stores around here
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:44, archived)

your life sounds shit
no’ffence like
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:50, archived)

thank god someone finally realized
i've only been telling everyone I meet that but they just call me an emo kid :(
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:58, archived)

fucking emo

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:59, archived)

my emoness is genuine
unlike the emos who go to college and drive sports cars
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:28, archived)

Cut vertically not horizontally
it'll get the job done better
( Glovington, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 15:58, archived)

I'm huffing spray paint
great times.
( $$ ✅, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:27, archived)

dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
that's hard, bro
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:44, archived)

Aye, alright?

( Glovington, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:28, archived)

alright

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:38, archived)

alright

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:17, archived)

alright

( $$ ✅, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:27, archived)

why is this place turning into qftw, mongy?

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:30, archived)

entropy
eventually the whole universe will sink into qftw-ness
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:33, archived)

not
Bartholemew is clearly not paying attention. X
(without an H, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:22, archived)

I loved your /board debut,
but I'm not sure that you'll city the mustard, here.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:10, archived)

My fantasy football team is fucking shit
I'm currently 45th out of 49 in my league :( two of the players didnt get selected, 1 got injured and 1 got a yellow card. It also automatically put my 3 best players on the bench, and by the time i'd got round to shuffling the team about it was too late. so yeah, shit. Hows your day been?
( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:30, archived)

I got to try our the new bike rack with a full complement of bikes,
followed by a pleasant bike ride. The missus is in a good mood, so I might get to indulge the conjugals, later.
Good times.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:37, archived)

happy days, I got too drunk to make sexy times last night and slept in the spare room
had a nice wake up surprise though, wuuuay :D haha
( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:41, archived)

Had the dog crept into bed with you,
and woollen you up as it licked the vomit from your beard?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:48, archived)

Yeah, but she gets upset when I refer to her in that way

( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:53, archived)

Boom boom.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:54, archived)

we certainly did

( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:10, archived)

Don't understand any of that, soz
I've got 12 measly points. My brave selections have turned out to just be shite.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:38, archived)

i got 7

( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:40, archived)

some twunt is on 51 points already. Bastard

( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:48, archived)

I got 4 points

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:38, archived)

that really is shit mate

( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:43, archived)

You are telling me.
However I only had 3 players play,
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:54, archived)

I expect you'll be ahead of me by tomorrow evening then

( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:06, archived)

done baking and cinema and booze

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:40, archived)

Solid saturday shambles
I managed to watch some footy, do a bit of gardening, and build a tent with the sprogg out of metre long straws and a bedsheet
( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:46, archived)

ours made a tent out of bamboo, garden chairs, and a tent
As a purist I reckon that final component is a bit of a cheat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:54, archived)

just a touch yeah

( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:00, archived)

went on a steam train, saw a baby elephant, had an epic lunch
thanks for asking.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:47, archived)

If that is all true, then that is a bloody decent day

( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:52, archived)

a few years ago i entered a b3ta league on some fantasy football site
chose my team based on funniness of player names
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:55, archived)

Probably stands just as much chance as mine, haha

( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:59, archived)

tl;dr

( mongychops, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:05, archived)

good day?

( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:06, archived)

football is fucking shit
www.b3ta.com/board/
(herman:D, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:06, archived)

fair enough, I'm off to bed
laters
( Glovington, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:12, archived)

wtfayboa?

( brb pussy in bio, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:12, archived)

what the fuck are you bloody on about?

( Glovington, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:29, archived)

Open up your bum and let the sun shine in
Evenin' all
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 20:55, archived)

Evening

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:09, archived)

I think the de rigeur thing is to tell you to 'fuck off'

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:11, archived)

It seems that way.
How are you this fine evening?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:25, archived)

Mind your own fucking business
How about you?
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:44, archived)

BUMHOLES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6KzoLrQfus
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:02, archived)

Disgusting

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:06, archived)

you're still a cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:04, archived)

Mr H

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:07, archived)

undercrackers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:11, archived)

*touches cap*
Fuck me I'm tired
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:23, archived)

Haha yeah

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:56, archived)

I concur

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:03, archived)

You do?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:27, archived)

I do Monsieur Deux Chapeaux
I certainly do
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 19:56, archived)

how dare you
how dare you
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:19, archived)

Oh, I dare baby
I DARE
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:27, archived)

Who dares wins, Rodney.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 19:55, archived)

Bonnet de douche

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 19:59, archived)

*falls through bar*

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 20:11, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJA! IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 20:15, archived)

It sure is Shambles
it sure is!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 20:19, archived)

...and trigger made a face
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 20:43, archived)

you dare babies?

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 20:43, archived)

dey're my babies

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 20:58, archived)

Afternoon thread.
This place is dying on it's arse.
BRING BACK BALDMONKEY!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:08, archived)

is dying on it is arse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:11, archived)

your are mum is

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:12, archived)

I've got shorts on, can't decide whether that's a good idea or not

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:18, archived)

With your legs?
It's really, really not.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:19, archived)

My legs make women faint
Read into that what you will
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:27, archived)

Shurrup Dozer.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:15, archived)

+you jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:18, archived)

Hey brbaldmonkey, you DON'T get to bully Dozer.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:18, archived)

That's not brbaldmonkey.

( brb pussy in bio, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:51, archived)

it's drimbaldmonkey

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 15:13, archived)

you dreadful bully

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:27, archived)

I for one am waiting for the return of Frank
how long until he's out on parole?
( H.B.Mupps, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:33, archived)

dunno.
But I heard that his imaginary parrot's got a plan to bust him out.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:40, archived)

trying to think of parrot/escape film related puns

( H.B.Mupps, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:45, archived)

The Birdman of Alcatraz?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 20:32, archived)

he is without form

( $$ ✅, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:45, archived)

I just hope that Spanishfly is ok
I should be ever so sad if he killed himself :(
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 15:09, archived)

Spanishfly is Cliff Richard

( H.B.Mupps, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 16:06, archived)

Fuck

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 16:46, archived)

yewtree's got a lot to answer for

( vladimir, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:05, archived)

lovely stuff at charlton today

( mongychops, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:38, archived)

Football is dead to me, two losses on the bounce, yet another season of third tier mediocrity awaits

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:41, archived)

which is more dead, football or /talk?

( H.B.Mupps, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:44, archived)

/talk will never die, not while there are bumholes and disgusting and threadrushes and alright and chevrons

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:49, archived)

I said you guys would win
and Man U lost.
Moyes out!
( $$ ✅, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 17:52, archived)

you did, it went close, I will go Tuesday, watch us get hammered

( mongychops, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 18:47, archived)

Still up me
Mushrooms and Jim beam are probably the best combo ever other than Stallone and jacko
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 3:56, archived)

i did a lot of can r bisss. Andy a cheeky bit of mandy, of course strongbow to boot

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 4:10, archived)

You put them up yourself?
Filthy boy?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 7:45, archived)

Oh yeah??
Well I smoked about a hundred E's last night AND I took LOADS of pots and I thought I was going to overdose but I didn't because I'm hard.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 9:53, archived)

I hope you then drove around handing out great vengeance

( mongychops, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 9:56, archived)

I did
I own an ACTUAL Uzi 9mm and I hold it sideways
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 9:57, archived)

well I've got an Uzi 10mm

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 11:16, archived)

Yeah I had one of those, but it broke

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 13:14, archived)

I had four overdoses and when they took me to hospital I just ate all their drugs and shagged all their nurses

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 9:58, archived)

Sweet bruv, sweet
I ate a whole crack once, and it WELL gave me the munchies, mush.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 9:59, archived)

I fill my cracks with crystal herons and then inject them into my joints

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 10:00, archived)

^ bummed Amorous Badger

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 10:33, archived)

I'd snap him like a twig.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 10:50, archived)

seems unlikely if it hasn't happened already

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 11:37, archived)

What on earth do you mean?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 13:14, archived)

he's a Mod ... he had webcams in all our bedrooms and has seen me do bumsex in ab

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 13:18, archived)

yeah, let's go with that

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 14:22, archived)

I've et a curry and drunk some beer and now doing some shits
Alt: bumhole
AltAlt: disgusting
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 23:25, archived)

Bumhole +(!)

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 23:25, archived)

Sky's new anal-specific porn receiver

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 23:39, archived)

where do I sign up?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 23:48, archived)

Up my hole

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:28, archived)

Alright CCJ

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:30, archived)

I dunno, ask experian

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:32, archived)

Experian don't know shit
Literally
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:45, archived)

Alright you fucking nonce

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 1:14, archived)

Disgusting

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 9:57, archived)

Dog day afternoon innit

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 23:46, archived)

will you PLEASE fuck off?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 23:48, archived)

Now why
Would you say that?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 23:54, archived)

because you're a prick and a wanker and a nonce
and should die in a terrible plate glass window "accident" which will preferably leave you in about 186 pieces.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:02, archived)

So much hatred towards someone that you have never met or know the least about.
I think, unfortunately you have fallen into the realm of An internet dick. But I won't pass judgement just yet .
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:08, archived)

Thanks. You still smell of arse and wank over pictures of Amourous Badger.
and probably fancy QOTW posters. In your Honda Accord.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:11, archived)

I wouldn't know how I smell or anymore else.
But I imagine AB is far less repulsive than thou.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:15, archived)

I am probably the more interesting account that has existed here in a long long time
You are old and boring and have nothing to give anymore. It's a shame I know, if you were a dog you would have most certainly been put down by now. I know it's hard to accept with all your "prick" or "fuck off" or "bumholes" posts but you need to understand, art takes intelligence at the very least
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:00, archived)

I can't argue with that reasoning, from an intelligent young man of your calibre
now fuck off and die.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:03, archived)

I thank you for your understanding in this matter
Is there anything else I can help you with?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:07, archived)

you could fuck my mum, if you don't mind
I get tired of the cemetary ritual. You know, the fluffing and moving of the stone beforehand.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:09, archived)

So it's you that keeps putting that head stone at a dodgy angle?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:17, archived)

How many?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:09, archived)

how many bumholes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6KzoLrQfus
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:13, archived)

All of them.
All the bumholes.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 1:42, archived)

disgusting

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 0:49, archived)

Disgusting?

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 1:15, archived)

disgusting

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 3:32, archived)

Sadtimes, not even 2am, in bed waiting for the wife to drop her guts and come to bed
What has become of me, I used to be cool, staying up till all hours, smoking reefer and dropping blotter, I've become old and I don't even have an au pair to show for it :(
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 1:42, archived)

Bumhole xxx

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 10:00, archived)

MOOSE PENS

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:02, archived)

oui oui mon lune fille technologies

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:09, archived)

MOO SEPENS

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:17, archived)

SEMEN POOS

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:39, archived)

is that like one of those really hard poos where your cock leaks a little bit?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 23:15, archived)

Oh those

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 23:22, archived)

AARDVARK CRAYONS

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:18, archived)

ELK TIP

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:20, archived)

a female moose looks fucking weird

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:21, archived)

I concur.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:47, archived)

still would though ... right?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 23:16, archived)

Gob, arse, gob, arse, fanny, arse, gob

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 23:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7602472
( brb pussy in bio, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:32, archived)

APERTURE

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:37, archived)

enrichment

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:39, archived)

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind
aperture, aperture.
( brb pussy in bio, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:41, archived)

no that's appa u

( mongychops, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:46, archived)

right, a bloke up the pub reckons that thandie newton is single, I'm gonna ask her out, just giving the forum a heads up

( mongychops, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:03, archived)

lol the cake is a lie lol

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:56, archived)

This a reference to a game I have never played
And is therefore stricken from the records.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:28, archived)

I will be posting a list of every game I have ever played so that this terrible error will never again be made

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:29, archived)

I call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum
I mean Manolith.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:30, archived)

I want this
www.andertons.co.uk/solid-body-electric-guitars/pid32567/cid671/epiphone-limited-edition-g1275-double-neck-sg-in-cherry.asp
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:31, archived)

For no other reason than I don't already have one

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:31, archived)

I reckon there are several things you don't have

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:34, archived)

I reckon he wants the double necked monstrosity to compensate for one of them.
Ey lads. Right ladies?
( brb pussy in bio, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:45, archived)

Yeah
My cock only has the modern chrome tuners
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:58, archived)

Oh there are
And I need them ALL
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:57, archived)

look I don't care what mrs hats thinks you should definitely get that guitar

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:45, archived)

Well that's good enough for me

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 20:57, archived)

Seriously ugly and dysfunctional unless you're Ganesha.
Or Dexter Jettster.
( brb pussy in bio, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 21:24, archived)

shoot or die

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 22:01, archived)

oui oui mon deux chapeaux

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 21:46, archived)

STOMAS

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:02, archived)

THOMAS!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:28, archived)

reckon the tom and jerry woman was actually a man in drag, that's why you never see the face

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:29, archived)

Terrible bullying of Bumless.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:29, archived)

how so, just trying to be accommodating here

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:30, archived)

thank you for representing the minoritys
I will no longer be contacting the beta HR department and cancelling the bum hole diversity course
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:38, archived)

Well no-one's ever seen what I mean from the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen we've all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap so join with us and do the st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stoma rap.

( brb pussy in bio, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:36, archived)

BUMHOLES
Alt: bumholes
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:57, archived)

Yes!
Finally, a victory for common sense
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:57, archived)

s
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:58, archived)

bumholes

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:58, archived)

*crys in the corner*

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:00, archived)

Everyone's bumhole pales in comparison to your hole.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:04, archived)

Lots of women in skimpy clothes
On the European Athletics on BBC2, those women's sprinters legs are fucking fantastic!

Alt: what are you wanking to?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:27, archived)

YD

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:27, archived)

Alright yeah

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:33, archived)

I'm on a train you fucking disgrace
So the other passengers obvs
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:29, archived)

Doing a bit of seagulling are we?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:32, archived)

No you fucking deviant

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:35, archived)

I would.
Stand up on the seat wearing a pirate hat and wank over everyone
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:37, archived)

Fuck sake
Ruined a perfectly good "bumhole" thread
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:33, archived)

bumhole is the new morning

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:35, archived)

I was enjoying all those bumholes an' all

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:36, archived)

You can lead a bumhole to water, but you can't make it fart

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:41, archived)

Bumhole has broken
Like the first bumhole
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:52, archived)

Even my most strenuous and sincere apology would not come close to helping you through this difficult time
So how about "get fucked"
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:36, archived)

Alright, no need to get upset

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:40, archived)

I wish that spanishfly had left instead of glovington

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:53, archived)

If by 'left' you mean 'taken a massive overdose'
Then I concur
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:56, archived)

Alt: softcore heterosexual pornography

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:49, archived)

Bumhole!
Haha, you know....like a bumhole?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:27, archived)

alright mate watch your language I've got my daughter with me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:35, archived)

hardly appropriate

( Zuowan, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:37, archived)

Woah soz m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:49, archived)

but what about bumless?
this top level forum bullying. It's like being on /links.
( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:45, archived)

If he doesn't like bumhole chat
Then he shouldn't come to a forum populated chiefly by the be-bumholed
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:49, archived)

BUMHOLES
b3ta.com/links/1212160
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:19, archived)

Friend of mine got banned from a forum for using the term "asshole".
He was told that "ass" was fine, even in the context of bum, rather than donkey, but appending "hole" made it offensive.
Conclusion: Americans are offended by holes.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:50, archived)

'friend' ... yeah ... 'friend'

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:52, archived)

On tv, fuck is fine
But motherfucker is not.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:54, archived)

To be fair, I like to fuck, but I'd hate to fuck my mother

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:39, archived)

Nah, it'd be great I reckon
She'd want to make sure you're comfortable and then you'd probably get a cup of tea afterwards
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:45, archived)

Hmm, not my mother
Our relationship is 'strained' at the best of times. Sex would make it even more complicated
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:46, archived)

Maybe it'll bring you closer together
Worth bringing it up I reckon
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:53, archived)

Think I'll leave it, on reflection, she's got saggy tits

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:57, archived)

Friend of mine got banned from a forum for using the term "asshole"
He was told that "ass" was fine, even in the context of bum, rather than donkey, but appending "hole" made it offensive.
Conclusion: Finger my bumhole
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:53, archived)

Disgusting

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:59, archived)

I'll have you know
You could eat off my clacker
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:00, archived)

A sight to B-holed

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:16, archived)

I really couldn't
I just couldn't
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:34, archived)

Oh, no need to be shy!
Chow down!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:39, archived)

Pu pu platter

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:41, archived)

like a bumhole
but with a bit more exclamaition
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:00, archived)

Some bumholes deserve an exclamation. Some bumholes are an exclamation in and of themselves.

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:42, archived)

I got banned from a forum for not having a bum hole!

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:06, archived)

What cunts

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:10, archived)

I bet in reality you have at least two bumholes, maybe even three
I for one don't believe you ridiculous stories of having your bumhole walled up
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:11, archived)

It took them 4 bags of cement and 2 pallets of bricks

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:29, archived)

That's quite some back door there

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:36, archived)

You can't beat a good bumhole

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:20, archived)

WHAT?
Only one?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:23, archived)