Afternoon

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:00, archived)

^ precision timing

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:00, archived)

look at commander keen over here

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:01, archived)

Morning is old hat now
it's time for some afternoon action
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:04, archived)

skyrockets in flight
afternoon delight
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:09, archived)

aaaaaaaafternoon deliiiight
*beautiful harmonies*
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:13, archived)

Yeah.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:01, archived)

afternoon the LOVELY stuj
sup?
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:05, archived)

Meant to type more than just 'yeah', but had to answer the phone.
Hello The LOVELY Gloves.
'Noon The LOVELY /talk.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:18, archived)

I kind of like the "yeah."
the full stop gives it some form of strength and intent
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:56, archived)

There are currently more skeletons than living people!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:03, archived)

what about shark skeletons?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:04, archived)

SKELARKS!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:17, archived)

Sharkletons

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:35, archived)

I LOVE SHARKS
SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:18, archived)

just for you
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:36, archived)

I'm trying to work this out in my head and I can't because i'm slightly retarded
would that not have been the same yesterday? because I think we are spawning faster than dying, and so i think tomorrow there'll be more people than skeletons, im confused
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:08, archived)

We reached the point where there's more people alive than have ever died a couple of years back.
There was an article in New Scientist and everything.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:22, archived)

well there's a skeleton inside every living person,
so that's hardly a surprise.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:10, archived)

^top brains right there
i really am a think cunt
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:12, archived)

you're so thick, you can't even spell 'thick'

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:18, archived)

what a prink

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:19, archived)

I would like to argue that i was being ironic
but that would be a lie, i really am that thick. either that or some "mod sorcery" is afoot
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:23, archived)

you mean like how your post suddenly has the correct spelling of 'sorcery'?
i.imgur.com/DTBPHft.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:35, archived)

hahahahaha
exactly that. wow...I never knew mods had SO MUCH power, so did I actually spell thick wrong, or was that dog fingered too?
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:39, archived)

no you fucked that one up too

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:43, archived)

I am truly a spastic
do you think in future you could just modify my posts so that I look a little less stupid? also, if you could add some humour it would be appreciated.
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:55, archived)

probably easier if he just bans you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:56, archived)

it's for the greater good i suppose
oh well, it was lovely /talking with you all, I will miss each and every one of you, with your indivivual little quirks and hilarious wit, I know you'll pretend to have forgotton me by this evening, if that makes it easier for you then it must be done. farewell to the closest thing I can call "friendship"

Mongy- I hope you have some great times fishing and keep all the rest of your fingers safe and get some great watches

Dr Shambolic- I hope you enjoy the rest of the summer on your white bicycle and sample some fine ales, whilst dragging down QFTW

Manolith- I hope you continue to moderate with the extreme dedication, humour and accuracy you maintain so well

Two Hats- I wish you luck in everything you do, you are a good person

Mr Horrible- Keep up the prick/wanker/morning/alright, you're the boss of that shit

Stuj- Stay LOVELY, and GO TEAM SPIDERS

Doveston- You made football enjoyable for me for a few weeks and I will never forget that. Pro.

Dozers- continue to deflect the relentless "fuck off dozers" with your bat cape charachter of steel and charm

MonsterMunch- Just stay wacky

2 Can Chunder- Where would b3ta be without expert medical advice, never change

Spanishfly - One day we really will get shitfaced on MASSIVE drugs in manchester, but only when you drop the nonce thing, my street cred is low enough.

MEATSNAKE- hehe, BOOBS

AB- troll till your hearts content, I genuinely believe you make people cry, and I like this

Tangledupinblue- I don't really know you (or anyone) but as you're female, i'll assume you are hot. Stay beautiful

SentimentalS- c'maan Laaa'

MONO- keep up the 'reet

GrandmaOfShoes- you make me chuckle, you are zany, but not like alex zane, cos he's just a massive shit

To everybody else...theres way too many to mention. I'll miss you.

Goodbye f, f , friends :(
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:20, archived)

I'm ready to be banned now M-Dawg

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:22, archived)

I'm going to flounce now because you forgot me.

( Zuowan, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:32, archived)

you are in the way too many to mention
you are all of it. the rest of them can fuck off :D
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:35, archived)

Also, I just got bored of typing
not that you're not important or anything
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:37, archived)

I'm very important.
My passive-aggressive bullying of Spanishfly has become this week's QOTW.
( Zuowan, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:39, archived)

I am both proud and jealous of your top internet skills

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:42, archived)

As you should be.

( Zuowan, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:46, archived)

oh shucks
you can stay
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:33, archived)

YAAAAY!
I love you guys
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:36, archived)

worse flounce eva

( mongychops, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:37, archived)

I think I might just be shit at everything to do with the internet y'know
I can't be funny, I can't flounce, I can't be taken seriously, I can't spell properly. I'm just a shit. But I do enjoy this place. despite the shitness of it all.
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:41, archived)

Wacky?
If I haven't made any sort of impression on you, you could have just left me off the list, you know.

Then again...
*bums*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:47, archived)

Soz, got you confused with someone else
guess you really haven't left that much of an impression

I don't mean it, I'm attempting humour again, how's it going?
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:53, archived)

Terrible.
Don't quit your day job.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:57, archived)

I've been told that before

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:59, archived)

Sadly nobody here takes my advice, that's why they're all riddled with cancer

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:41, archived)

and the Gaids

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:46, archived)

Oh fine, fuck you too.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:50, archived)

is that like fine, as in you're like fine? or fine like, FINE, like you're pissed off kind of fine like?

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:57, archived)

^ crippling autism

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:06, archived)

Fo' life

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:15, archived)

If it's any consolation he didn't mention janet or frisbee either

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:57, archived)

That's no consolation at all.
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
48 users. FFS. How long would it take?
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:04, archived)

Yeah I got quite bored to be fair
When I get the hang of this "flouncing" i'll be sure to mention all the tedious pricks and not just a few :D
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:07, archived)

haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:13, archived)

This place really is dead on its arse

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:31, archived)

Seems fairly lively today

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:43, archived)

Hopefully we can look forward to some better stats next week then

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:50, archived)

ha
background noise!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:57, archived)

Yeah I doubt anyone would notice if he suddenly disappeared one day, you might as well just ban him.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:00, archived)

I lost my account details, and forgot about b3ta for about 3 years whilst doing some top dadding
nobody noticed, and nobody noticed when I returned...I think thats a good thing, but i'm not sure.
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:03, archived)

Shut up Kewpie

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:01, archived)

oh fucking hell, it is as well

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:32, archived)

willy

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:20, archived)

or wont he?

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:26, archived)

Afternoon Spesh

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:06, archived)

alright mate :D

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:21, archived)

Have you recovered now?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:26, archived)

Sort of...fortunately I've had fuck all to do at work
but people do keep asking why i'm acting weird...hehe, that'll be the acid.
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:28, archived)

how was your holiday?
nonce jokes aside
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:38, archived)

Yeah it was cracking really enjoyed it
Back to work on Tuesday so that's when reality well and truly kicks in.
Haven't done acid in many years, good trip?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:03, archived)

incredibly good, I fought a pirate whilst dressed as willy wonka on a hoist 8 metres in the air in front of an adoring crowd of fancy dressed wronguns
pretty decent. haha
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:06, archived)

Now did this actually happen?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:12, archived)

yes, the strap caught my nutsack a bit too, which wasn't pleasant
That i know happenned, however there are other things over the weekend that occured that i cannot garauntee werent my imagination running wild
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:15, archived)

I've just looked at some photos on facewank, i tell a lie
I am still wearing the willy wonka coat, but appear to have aquired a turkish hat of some kind
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:16, archived)

Bleurgh

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:24, archived)

wah wah wah

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:35, archived)

You unsympathetic wookie hippy pig

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:37, archived)

Still need a sofa
Anyone getting rid of a decent three seater?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:38, archived)

Well, I say decent
I'd settle for 'more or less clean'
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:39, archived)

Try gumtree, they're often free to collect
you'll probably need a throw to cover the cumstains though
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:44, archived)

like this?
groups.freecycle.org/group/Portsmouth_Freecycle/posts/41963449/Brown%203%20seater%20leather%20sofa
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:47, archived)

nice, leather so the cum and poo will just wipe straight off :D

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:55, archived)

it was originally a white sofa

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:04, archived)

that's nasty

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:22, archived)

That's alright actually

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:58, archived)

yup, you'll have to log in and join the portsmouth group
but you should be able to send them a message. should be an easy pickup if it's in southsea too
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:03, archived)

I'll probably need a van though, won't I
That's where this otherwise excellent idea falls down
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:05, archived)

nah, just plonk it on top of the car
that'll be fine, i reckon
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:13, archived)

You're probably right

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:16, archived)

Yeah, just go round it a couple of times with some ropes
she'll be fine
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:21, archived)

what's wrong with your sofa, anyway?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:28, archived)

Nowt
We need one for the other room
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:29, archived)

well get the one in the link then!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:58, archived)

I would, but I have no transport
I'd never get that in my car
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:00, archived)

Don't you have a friend with a van?

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:27, archived)

no, neither baldmonkey or i have a van

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:49, archived)

I'M BEING MEAN TO YOU HERE, TWO HATS

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:23, archived)

I know
I chose to rise above it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:26, archived)

freecycle is pretty great, really
worth keeping an eye on
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:04, archived)

I will, ta

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:05, archived)

Also
Samstag?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:12, archived)

can't, sorry
she's working
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:14, archived)

Ah shame

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:15, archived)

!!!!!!
www.gameseek.co.uk/pd/Toysv75mr8tkc4j/Monopoly-The-Legend-of-Zelda-Collectors-Edition
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:21, archived)

thing is, right
zelda is already a game, a series of games, a great series of games
monopoly is a game, a shit game, a shit boring game for pricks

i do like the little playing pieces though
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:28, archived)

I like monopoly :(

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:28, archived)

Or rather
I like sitting around, playing a game with other humans while getting slowly drunk
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:31, archived)

I like the pure cuntishness that is extracted from everybody when they play monopoly

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:48, archived)

Not me

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:01, archived)

you are surely not mortal

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:04, archived)

there are better games than that
much, much better
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:48, archived)

Name four

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:00, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7755533
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:05, archived)

Strip poker

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:08, archived)

Soggy biscuit

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:09, archived)

and naked monopoly

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:09, archived)

Imagine Community Chest!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:10, archived)

hehehe
BOOBS!
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:13, archived)

naked twister, woooooo!

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:00, archived)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:59, archived)

alright mr lovely xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:01, archived)

hi

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:07, archived)

so lovely to see you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:09, archived)

likewise, I'm sure
How's the knee?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:10, archived)

oh, you know, bearing up

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:11, archived)

I thought you would cap that off with a joke about a knee

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:14, archived)

Morning Mr Horrible
Some right cunts on the train this morning, talking about their dull lives as though they were an amazing and mirth inducing sitcom. It was like a real life version of QOTW.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:02, archived)

you should have pretended to be a transexual time lord

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:03, archived)

Or ranted about the same shit in a variety of suspiciously similar voices

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:06, archived)

^ Rob Fairholme ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:07, archived)

No youn

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:12, archived)

so many sock puppets at the moment
I don't understand the point if they're just going to be the same weepy dull as their first account
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:16, archived)

that reminds me; whatever happened to legless?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:17, archived)

Cheers

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:18, archived)

he was the self proclaimed 'king of qotw'
Sadly, I do indeed concur.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:20, archived)

cheers
Bit early, but fuck it.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:21, archived)

back as a pompous sock puppet

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:19, archived)

oh god, which one?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:21, archived)

dozers or something

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:22, archived)

cheers

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:23, archived)

cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:28, archived)

He crashed his Honda accord into a pile of Massive Drugs?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:20, archived)

It's all your fault.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:56, archived)

Who is this one?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=94694
I don't think it's carehome, he seems to know too much about stuff that went on half a decade ago, is this a disgruntled /talker?
( Zuowan, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:07, archived)

he talks a bit like rory, except a rory who's too thick to win any argument

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:11, archived)

My money's on Liemallow (giving vent to his anger), or Legless.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:22, archived)

I think legless is the other angry new one who just happens to know all the memes and regulars

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:55, archived)

What baffes me is what do they GET out of this?
I can see why Emvee still hangs around here, as there's a regular supply of iffy I-can't-believe-it's-not-porn on /board but these other ones just seem to want hang around and be upset at you for taking the piss out of people.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:09, archived)

I think I'm a surrogate for their fathers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:12, archived)

yeah that's me

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:42, archived)

I'm going with the Mortal Wombat wildcard entry

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:48, archived)

oh ... that could be a canny long odds bet

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:56, archived)

He seemed the type that couldn't stay away, probably been lurking for years

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:08, archived)

Wait a minute... how do we know that YOU are not mortal wombat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:14, archived)

You don't, thats the beauty of it
skem is puff
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:16, archived)

How do I know you are not all the same person, with mulitple accounts and a split personality disorder?

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:18, archived)

I am all the same person

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:22, archived)

well that's a relief
I thought you were someone else
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:25, archived)

I'm sure if noncebat was back he'd get upset at me somehow

( mongychops, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:18, archived)

yeah, he really, really didn't like you.

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:19, archived)

you definitely made him cry in Real Life you terrible terrible bully

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:23, archived)

I seem to remember him saying he would punch you (edit:mongy) if you were ever both at a bash
perhaps we could find him, and organise a charity boxing match to keep b3ta alive a bit. It could be sponsored by PACT coffee
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:27, archived)

Oh man, remember the time he was sharing nonce porn with Sexface?
www.b3ta.com/talk/7050409
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:32, archived)

He was very upset about the whole saga
almost too upset, almost as if it were all true.
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:40, archived)

no smoke without fire
and that's a lot of very angry smoke
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:52, archived)

It's some achievement to look like a creepier, more seedy individual than Sexface, but he managed that there.
That said, I do like Maffers' delightfully naive 'I'm sure Sexface was going there for totally innocent reasons' post.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:53, archived)

Nobody ever seems to throw any real wobbly's anymore, or if they do, I keep missing them :(

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:05, archived)

alright undercrackers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:07, archived)

lick a dead dog

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:02, archived)

Ok, done that, now what?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:08, archived)

dribble it down into your tits

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:16, archived)

Ok, now what?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:26, archived)

Take a photo

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:14, archived)

then stuff the photo back up the dead dog

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:01, archived)

in the mouth as far as possible, and try to felch it all the way through via suction

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:11, archived)

Sexy as fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:12, archived)

Don't stop

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:03, archived)

believing
hold on to that feeling
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:20, archived)

I've lost my boner now :(

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:27, archived)

up yours

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:08, archived)

Shit in me mouth, Doris

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:09, archived)

delete my name please

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:17, archived)

Shit
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:20, archived)

Oh you're in one of those moods are you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:21, archived)

angry sex night tonight, honey

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:22, archived)

cool who with?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:24, archived)

Have you brought the beehive upstairs again?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:25, archived)

hell fucking yeah

( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:11, archived)

It's friday

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:12, archived)

I intend to mark this occasion by not going to work tomorrow or the next day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:32, archived)

I'll join you in that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:38, archived)

hey we should make this a regular thing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:41, archived)

But what would we call it?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:43, archived)

The trouser press

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:44, archived)

Aren't you in Nottingham this trouser press?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:45, archived)

I am indeed

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:31, archived)

hmm how about something like 'the two day rest at the end of the week to celebrate it having just been friday'?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:46, archived)

it's a bit of a mouth full
not that you've ever minded that (I Assume, having no knowledge of you)
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:15, archived)

you can't talk to a lady like that!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:25, archived)

Don't tell me what to do Mr "Mod" man
It's that kind of filthy talk that snagged me my mrs, and she's a beast in the sack.
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:30, archived)

the a
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:04, archived)

she is a wranger to be fair, but she prefers to call it tangerine candyfloss
and being northern, does have slight ape-like tendencies
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:18, archived)

mm isn't it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:27, archived)

alright tangers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:28, archived)

alright horrors

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:31, archived)

nope!

( Zuowan, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:04, archived)

morning mr h

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:06, archived)

yeah boyeeee

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:28, archived)

I've hurt my neck
Have you got a "fix neck" button or saink?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:33, archived)

have you tried jerking it viciously from side to side and backward and forward
(insert penis joke here)
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:36, archived)

I haven't, no

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:42, archived)

nope, soz
try having a great big wank
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:39, archived)

That might be what caused it in the first place

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:42, archived)

Heard the big news from the Pompey evening news website?
Portsmouth's favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Doubtfire.

I'm just glad that we have local press who aren't afraid to print the real issues of the day.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:56, archived)

nobody asked me
did anybody ask you?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:00, archived)

half day at work today
gonna pop out for lunch and not come back
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)

Your secret is safe with us, Reggie.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:51, archived)

I did that once, and I never went back again

( mongychops, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:29, archived)

Alroight

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:30, archived)

what time do you call this?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:32, archived)

*blush*
What can I say...
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:34, archived)

anything at all, and I will listen with devoted ears as I am incredibly, incredibly bored

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:37, archived)

I got stoned and lost track of time watching guitar videos on the youtube

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:41, archived)

that sounds loads better than my morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:44, archived)

Alas, this was last night
This morning I was detained on business in the land of Nod.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:45, archived)

the classic stoneover

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:47, archived)

Wolverhampton?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:47, archived)

Easily done, Guthrie govan used to lecture at BIMM when I attended, I used to get stoned, and lose track of time watching him give lessons through the window at the back

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:44, archived)

He is brilliant
Effortlessly so, it seems. That bastard makes it all look so easy.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:46, archived)

Once I jammed with him on a train from brighton to london as we both had gigs that way
shortly afterwards I stopped playing for a while, he's just too good
( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:46, archived)

Nice

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:47, archived)

yeah, real genuine bloke as well...bastard.

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:49, archived)

He's like the Anti-Yngwie

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:59, archived)

exactly that

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:14, archived)

It's Friday! Get in!
Two-Hats is off to London. This we know. He's hoping to catch a glimpse of a woman's vulva, and in this endeavour I wish him the best of luck.

Is anyone else going anywhere to see a specific part of a lady?

Alt: alright
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:37, archived)

alright
Spanishfly is a child sex tourist.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:46, archived)

Alright dozer
At least he gets a holiday out of his kidular didular shenanigans
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:53, archived)

I'm going to look at elbows ... sexy scabby elbows

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:17, archived)

Women's elbows or men's elbows?

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:37, archived)

An elbows and elbow

( Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:57, archived)

I'm rolloing with a pair of those.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:52, archived)

Being a member for almost ten years.
Witnessing many flounces and mental breakdowns has been emotionally challenging, but exceptionally funny.

Some highlights of my own personal experience revolves around people basically being upset on the internet.

I love that. It's like trolls trolling worse trolls that then the bigger trolls get upset that trolls are beating them.

NO ONE HAS ASKED ME IF I HAD A GOOD HOLIDAY YOU CUNTS! *flounces*
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 3:00, archived)

prick

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 3:29, archived)

Hope you had a great holiday, Spanishfly!

( Zuowan, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 5:52, archived)

Yes but nobody said they hoped you'd die in a plane crash which is basically the same thing.
Stop being so ungrateful
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:16, archived)

Wait I think someone did

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:23, archived)

Are they really highlights?

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:27, archived)

I reckon you've probably been a member for a lot longer than that.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:45, archived)

22 jump street was actually pretty fucking good

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 0:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7755302
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 0:57, archived)

Dozer. You get quite boring after a while don't you.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 2:57, archived)

gonna give it a miss, haven't seen the previous 21 films in the series

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 2:05, archived)

Did it feature much hilarious attempted statutory rape?
Grown men attempting, and failing, to have sex with teenagers, really made the first film pop.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:04, archived)

alright mi knotty headed niggaz yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:36, archived)

Alright dozer
I had a great holiday.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 0:14, archived)

Shut up about your holiday I don't care

( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 0:20, archived)

kill yourself

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 0:23, archived)

I might watch that new Purge film
I know it will be shite but fuck it right?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:21, archived)

i wish you'd 'purge' yourself through an industrial wood chipper

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:28, archived)

Fargo style.
That would be the way to go wouldn't it Spesh?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:31, archived)

It would be quite an event

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:33, archived)

I saw the first one recently thinking it sounded quite good
I was wrong, it was shit
( broadsword w⚓, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:39, archived)

word up dude

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:40, archived)

dj

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:41, archived)

Doc

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:43, archived)

alright richyplops

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:42, archived)

all good mate

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:43, archived)

yo brooswoo

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:41, archived)

alright shamby

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:42, archived)

groovy as fuck

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:50, archived)

Groovy should be used more often
along with "swell" and "shucks"
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:54, archived)

I use cool and groovy all the time
my more youthful colleagues think I'm a fucking idiot
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:55, archived)

these two facts aren't related

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:55, archived)

Cool is still totally acceptable
I also still use "wicked" when talking but I'm probably a bit too 80s.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:58, archived)

Splendid, good lord and criikey are three of my favourite ejaculations

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:05, archived)

Matron!

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:07, archived)

I'd like to imagine that you exclaim "Crikey!" at the moment of sexual climax.
Your partner can pretend that he/she is fucking Penfold.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:41, archived)

Yeah the second one so far seems to have...
Well at least something of a story to it so far
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:54, archived)

fuck off, nonce

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:55, archived)

Alright spesh

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:06, archived)

I don't know what that means, and I don't care, no offence

( mongychops, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:24, archived)

It was alright mongy I quite enjoyed it to be honest
I am sure you want a full break down but all I need to say is that Michael bay was one of the producers.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:56, archived)

I don't really know who he is, I know he seems to upset transfomers fans or did, he's probably alright, I dunno, no offence

( mongychops, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:11, archived)

Are you still on holiday?
I'm guessing you're not, because you're posting on the internet less.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 0:36, archived)

LOOK OUT......CLIFF!!!!!

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:51, archived)

he is well guilty.

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:53, archived)

An old ted in the pub once told me Cliff had a thing for his kid sister who was 15 when Cliff was in his early 20s.
The old ted's sister that is.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:59, archived)

He's unlikely to ever face a court or anything
On the basis of him having given up British citizenship and become a resident of Barbados.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:01, archived)

Disgusting.
Now I come to think about it, it wasn't the old ted's sister, it was the old ted's mate's sister.

Still though.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:55, archived)

Doesn't that make you feel stupid, eh?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:12, archived)

Dunno.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:13, archived)

Someone claims that something happened decades ago with no evidence
Yeah, he's definitely guilty
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:57, archived)

I never said anything of the sort.
I was just quoting Rick.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:57, archived)

CLIFF'S HEAD
/ac
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:59, archived)

mr.h

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:59, archived)

rich

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:02, archived)

Oh I know
I'm just a bit bored of all this yewtree stuff.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:00, archived)

You wait til it REALLY gets going

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:01, archived)

Lol

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:05, archived)

World religions have been founded on less.
I'm edgy as fuck, me.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:56, archived)

I was under 16 and in South Yorkshire in the 80s
Maybe it was me he queered up
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:02, archived)

I once met him handing out religious pamphlets when I was a kid
Maybe it was ME he queried up
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:04, archived)

He's probably queered us all up

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:23, archived)

As was I
I was on a lot of Temazepam and iften had memory loss, maybe it was me he queered up
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:41, archived)

When will his tide of sexual violence end? :(

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:52, archived)

Carrie doesn't live here anymore
The burden of the abuse she suffered at the hands of a celebrity was so great, she took a massive overdose
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:16, archived)

It's so funny how we don't talk anymore
Because the years of sexual abuse she suffered has made it impossible for her to communicate with other human beings
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:16, archived)

Son, you'll be a bachelor boy until your dying day
Because you're only sexually excited by children, and underaged marriage is illegal in the uk.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:17, archived)

living doll = hairless pre teen

( mongychops, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:20, archived)

Come on little baby let's a-move it and a-groove it
Debut hit said it all really.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:21, archived)

ha! fucking hell. The b-side was called Schoolboy Crush

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:24, archived)

Well that's all the proof I need

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:26, archived)

I can't believe he was so blatant
DISGUSTING
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:28, archived)

Haha!!!
GUILTY!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:42, archived)

Christmas time
ROhypnol and wine
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:18, archived)

So haha right, when he said 'I like small speakers', what he actually meant was 'I like small penises' lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:50, archived)

wired for sound is a euphemism for sticking your cock in a small boy's ear

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:53, archived)

Power to the boys who played rock 'n' roll, and made my life so sweet
Disgusting
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:27, archived)

I like small children, I like all children
If they're waist high they're just right for me
Walking about with a bag full of sweeties
Hand in my pants and I'm after the pre-teens
See them run, chasing is so much fun, woah woh woh oo woh woh woh
Into my car gets a kid and I'm cruising
They don't suspect until I start abusing
Alleyway, keep him there all the day, woah woh woh oo woh woh woh
Oh, oh, oh
Favours for the paedo from the young kid
After school club, I feel so ecstatic now
It's children get me big, hope that Yewtree don't twig
I met a small boy who didn't like his folks
I could not wait to get into his drawers
This boy I met, well I told him I loved him
I said I love you and love means you must get in my bed
Somehow he fetched up dead, woah woh woh oo woh woh woh
My god, hiding a body is no easy business
Down country lanes oh thank fuck I found a pig farm
Hope roofies and spunk do pigs no harm, woah woh woh oo woh woh woh
Oh, oh, oh
Front door kicked in by the police in Berkshire
All just bluster they ain't got jack shit on me
Cos I cover my tracks
When I widen boys' cracks
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:38, archived)

Clickin dis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 21:03, archived)

Haha I love you guys
Alt: fuck? Fuck.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)

Alt
Alt:Alt
AltAlt:Alt
( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:10, archived)

Alright, calm down

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:12, archived)

has the b3tards fantasy football league thing
fucked off this year?
( my mum, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:00, archived)

thing is, I just can't see how a spectral shark could cause any sort of concern
sure it'd make you jump but it's lack of corporeal presence surely would detract from the fear it may initially belie.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:03, archived)

I guess the terror it instils comes from the fact that it's two scary things in one, rather than any damage it can realistically inflict
My wife is terrified of frogs despite the fact that they can't cause her any harm.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:14, archived)

Ghost Frog Versus Spectral Shark
I'd watch it.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:25, archived)

We can make this happen, GrandmaOfShoes
Set up a kickstarter and we're on our way
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:26, archived)

ghost frog vs terror toad

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:34, archived)

Vs Spooky Salamander

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:39, archived)

Good name for a band
Good evening, we are Ghost Frog vs Terror Toad.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:50, archived)

I was going to post about this before
I was sorting my team out and wondering who it was that set up last years league.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/1049685
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:28, archived)

Apparently this isn't a valid league code anymore :-/

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:53, archived)

Because it's last years

( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:01, archived)

Well setup a new league then...
...jeez!
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:06, archived)

..
the league' owner should just be able to renew it and all the old accounts get invited/added or something.

perhaps they dead.
( my mum, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:39, archived)

Dastardly or Muttley?
Simple one for the mods I would have thought
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:50, archived)

I would like to see Ghost Shark.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:52, archived)

Victoria or The Great Suprendo?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:53, archived)

it looks like you tried to type super nintendo there, but failed

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:55, archived)

Piff paff poof

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:57, archived)

NO FAT TRICKS

( mongychops, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:02, archived)

^Clickin dis

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:06, archived)

Victoria. Only if she wore the human face of the Great Suprendo though.

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:05, archived)

Sexay

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:06, archived)

In Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
there is a scene where John Barrowman is particularly crass to the leading lady.

It is one of my favourite moments committed to celluloid.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:45, archived)

Lenny or Dawn?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:52, archived)

(the correct answer is obviously "and")
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:52, archived)

lenny at dawn

( my mum, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:00, archived)

PJ or Duncan?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:35, archived)

PJ arse; Duncan gob immediately after

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:40, archived)

And then you cum over PJ's face?
Jeff, man , me eyes! Ah canna see!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:43, archived)

I cannae see man

( mongychops, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:40, archived)

quality tv

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)

which one was antondec?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:43, archived)

I'm not going to admit to knowing that.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:44, archived)

i used to watch sm:tv, still not sure which one is which
i know who cat deeley is though
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:58, archived)

we all love cat deeley, she smiles on my tv

( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:01, archived)

her face is wonky

( mongychops, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:03, archived)

Flawed to perfection

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:04, archived)

I think he's the one that runs a chinese takeaway

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:59, archived)

Hitler or Goebbels?

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:45, archived)

Mel or Kim?

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:58, archived)

I quite like
Vinegar
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:59, archived)

+ strokes
( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:01, archived)

So cliff Richards house is being searched now...

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:02, archived)

YES!
Just saw the news.
:D
That's netted me a tenner on my Yewtree Sweepstake.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:06, archived)

Excellent news stuj
Who's next then....Brucey has got to be up there somewhere
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:11, archived)

Famous in the 70s... tick
Knighted... tick
Considered National Treasure... tick

By God you might be right
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:02, archived)

I don't think he's a paedo but I wouldn't be suprised if the police found a load of dead hookers buried in Pat Sharpe's garden.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:04, archived)

I'm sure it's just an innocent mistake, it seems extremely unlikely that a creepy unmarried celebrity from the 60s could have nonced up some kids.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:54, archived)

disgusting, be more respectable

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:02, archived)

Cliff Richard's been Yewtreed.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:04, archived)

He was always into The Young Ones

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:29, archived)

That's not how the BBC are reporting it.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:29, archived)

i think being yewtree'd has a broader term now
rather than just being picked up by operation yewtree
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:39, archived)

No doubt the OED will pick that up in next year's revisions.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:46, archived)

Which one of them is not dead?
I'll have that one please.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:06, archived)

bit vanilla

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:50, archived)

Sometimes you have to just stick to basics

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:04, archived)

why not both?
I can't choose
( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:12, archived)

Life is a sum of our choices
Next, you must choose either Pepsi or Shirley
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:15, archived)

Griff.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:47, archived)

Salt or Peppa?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:25, archived)

Spinderella

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:29, archived)

's not a fella but a girl dj.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)

george

( mongychops, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:37, archived)

You'd be lucky to get Bungle mongy.
justsayinglike
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:39, archived)

He's a whiney little shit that pig
always crying over literally nothing, the snivelly nosed bastard is always trying to stop the others from having fun. Fuck him, and fuck his shitty stuffed dinosaur
( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:47, archived)

that's quite a lot of George hate there

( mongychops, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 13:13, archived)

I really do hate the snivelling prick

( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:02, archived)

dunno what that is soz

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:39, archived)

i don't thuck with drugs
soz
( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:49, archived)

Salt in abundance on roast potatoes
pepper in abundance on eggs
( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:50, archived)

I quite like
Vinegar
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:58, archived)

it was talk's tenth birthday yesterday
happy belated tenth birthday /talk! b3ta.com/talk/1

i bet we've all got some happy memories to share, haha the fun we've had
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:01, archived)

haha yeah
we have a right laugh here
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:03, archived)

we did until you got here

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:17, archived)

wanker

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:20, archived)

see
top laughs
( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)

This place was dead on its arse on its tenth birthday

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:05, archived)

I was dead on my arse on /talks 10th birthday, as it was the day after my 4 day birthday binge

( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:44, archived)

no i haven't

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:07, archived)

i tried to get a celebratory icon or sutin
didn't even get a reply :(
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:09, archived)

use your mod powers

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:10, archived)

that requires dev powers

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:19, archived)

Take his dog out for a long walk.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:26, archived)

mnnng devvy

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:27, archived)

try harder

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:17, archived)

try hard with a vengeance

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:18, archived)

try hard another day

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:28, archived)

is it a good day to try hard?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:33, archived)

live free or try hard

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:35, archived)

I remember when it wasn't all so introspective.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:09, archived)

good for you

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:18, archived)

*bums*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:05, archived)

some good flouncing that's for sure

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:10, archived)

who could forget this classic
www.b3ta.com/talk/6208225
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:22, archived)

I always imagined Wormulus looks like George Costanza from Seinfeld.

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:26, archived)

god he looks like my next door neighbour
(George Costanza that is, not Wormulus)
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:04, archived)

oh man
he had some issues
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:48, archived)

Sometimes, I regret that I blocked my own access to this site.
Also, "kerazee zaneeeeness" didn't suit baldmonky?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:54, archived)

think of all the fun you missed!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:09, archived)

fuck it

( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:12, archived)

I only started posting after it became shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:22, archived)

is this your way of avoiding blame

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:24, archived)

it was like this when I got here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:28, archived)

you were the bum cherry on top of the shitcake

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:48, archived)

are you flirting with me again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:49, archived)

li'l bit

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:54, archived)

D'you know what, that new pixies album without kim isn't that good

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:07, archived)

i don't know what to do with this information

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:33, archived)

you could always update your pixies blog

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:38, archived)

Me too!
What a coincidence!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:02, archived)

huh, weirdly tangles has been here longer than you

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:03, archived)

my lower number makes me way cooler than him

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:05, archived)

and by extension, mine makes me cooler than you!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:07, archived)

can you ban spanishfly? he's being a creepy paedo down there, again

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:08, archived)

if someone had intervened sooner with the likes of hexachordal, he may not have gone on to commit worse crimes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:18, archived)

I had every intention of seeing your freinds band
but then got distracted by jelly wrestling. I can also confirm that being hoisted up into the air about 8 metres dressed as willy wonka and fighting a pirate for the silk rope attatched to each others ankle, high on hallucinigenics and ecstatic tablets is incredibly fun. (and probably slightly better then your mates band, no offence)
( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:13, archived)

son of dave?
it's not a mate's band. he's a guy that used to be in crash test dummies and now does bluesy rock stuff. i've never seen him and always wanted to so i was trying to live vicariously through you
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:28, archived)

thats then one, I circled them in them in the booklet, but then fuck knows what happened to that.

( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:31, archived)

yeah but you're a mod and that ain't cool

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:16, archived)

what's not cool about meaningless authority figures? :(

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:28, archived)

nothing, there's nothing not cool about it
and the sad fact is, nearly everybody here is jealous of you for your meaningless authority.
( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:35, archived)

not me though, cos i'm like, well cool innit

( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:36, archived)

yeah yeah
you totes wish you were me
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:50, archived)

Man i wish i was manolith

( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:28, archived)

join the club

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:46, archived)

yeah, the *gay* club

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:03, archived)

are you against happiness?
shame on you
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:04, archived)

Shame
SHAAAAAAAAAAAME
( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:09, archived)

I will not be shamed by being a miserable cunt
Fuck it. I will NOT be shamed.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:12, archived)

The ways in which you are cooler than me
Are legion
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:19, archived)

That's forty in horse years
we should take it out the back and shoot it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:28, archived)

someone should start a new forum
with blackjack and hookers etc.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:42, archived)

then we can ruin that one with "alright" threads

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:04, archived)

ruin?
or improve?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:13, archived)

implied, lisa?
or implode?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:29, archived)

10 years old...just the right age.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:04, archived)

Morning spesh
hows my favourite little northern nonce today? it's been a while
( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:07, archived)

Alright mate, yeah it's good to be back in the north
2 weeks all inclusive takes it's toll I am feeling it now
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:44, archived)

I am back at work now after 2 days recovery from boomtown
still not with it at all. The trees outside my window look nice though
( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:08, archived)

haha because you're a paedo
i get it
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:09, archived)

I am not really
But you lot seem to be obsessed
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:44, archived)

you brought it up, you fucking idiot

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:45, archived)

Bit harsh

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:59, archived)

accurate, though

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:05, archived)

Your favourite subject
the bleeding obvious
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:58, archived)

Jesus

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:19, archived)

I prefer The Messiah
But thanks
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:45, archived)

Ha ha I liked it when that bloke said that thing, classic times

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:19, archived)

I think I remember that

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:20, archived)

I can't recall it well tbh

( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:26, archived)

You must do, it was hilarious
And then Shambo called him a cunt
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:27, archived)

I do remember something about a cunt now you mention it

( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:32, archived)

I remember it being "wanker"

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:37, archived)

my fingers are typing "prick" of their own accord in response to this

( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:38, archived)

my ^ button broke once
Making it impossible for me to point out that someone was upset. It was a terrible time
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:40, archived)

^upset

( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:45, archived)

about the fish?
that was hysterical!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:30, archived)

fish skink
( Zuowan, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:33, archived)

skink skem
( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:37, archived)

em ub
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:43, archived)

where?!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:37, archived)

there on the stair, right there.

( Zuowan, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:09, archived)

It was marginally less shit than qotw, at times.

( Zuowan, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:31, archived)

hardly a benchmark

( Glovington, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:39, archived)

the mental breakdowns are much higher quality on qftw

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:53, archived)

it could do with a lick of paint

( mongychops, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:17, archived)

don't think hammerite is going to cover this wreck
needs knocking out and replacing
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:24, archived)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 7:51, archived)

horro

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 7:58, archived)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 7:59, archived)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:01, archived)

Westside

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:01, archived)

meaty

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:06, archived)

fuck off dozers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:08, archived)

prick

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:11, archived)

agreed

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:15, archived)

I submit to this board a motion that dozers is a prick and should fuck off

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:17, archived)

hey, the bullying stops right here, d'you hear?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:19, archived)

fuck off prick

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:22, archived)

hear hear

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:23, archived)

go get trampwanked, you pederast cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:34, archived)

motion carried

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:35, archived)

the only sound I want to hear from you is a death rattle

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:51, archived)

hey hey

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:09, archived)

alright krusty

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:10, archived)

morning mr h

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:46, archived)

yo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:47, archived)

word up mr h

( $$ ✅, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:48, archived)

yo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:54, archived)

Is the word 'shut'?
And if so what do I win?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:28, archived)

a brace of partridges shoved up your arse

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:35, archived)

love is the word

( $$ ✅, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:55, archived)

I thought grease was the word
Or the bird.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:59, archived)

or up

( mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:04, archived)

in the juicer as we speak
Lovely pint of Hop Bomb.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:08, archived)

I've got cider, only thing at the moment that stops my bones fucking killing

( mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:30, archived)

chicken's a popular word

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 20:48, archived)

The bird is the word
Umma mow mow umma um mow wow wow
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 21:52, archived)

Apologies to mr horrible

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 21:53, archived)

Horrible.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:51, archived)

yo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:55, archived)

Woah, here we go!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:59, archived)

yo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:04, archived)

Yeah yeah yeah sweet sweet

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:41, archived)

fuck this shit I'm going down the juicer

( mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:59, archived)

yo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:04, archived)

that sounds like the best idea I've heard all day

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:27, archived)

I think I might have a swift pint before I get home

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:35, archived)

my local shop refused to sell me a sealed drum of scratch cards, reckon it's against the rules, wtf

( mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:02, archived)

sounds highly unlikely
I'd query that with camelot.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:09, archived)

lottery nazi, I still think you would lose money on the deal, I just wanted to see

( mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:29, archived)

you'd have to pay some scrote to scratch them all

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:53, archived)

I have small children

( mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:58, archived)

ez

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:09, archived)

rich

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:33, archived)

mr.h

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:14, archived)

sup mofo?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 19:25, archived)

all good

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 22:21, archived)

alright hear dis!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:16, archived)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:33, archived)

Nice easy and tight watch the sound as I chat 'pon the mic

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:21, archived)

meaty

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:34, archived)

OI OI SAVELOY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:39, archived)

What up my homies

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:26, archived)

yo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:34, archived)

hellyo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:41, archived)

yo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:41, archived)

YO!

( Mrs. Spatum, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 21:15, archived)

yo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 21:40, archived)

oy

( vladimir, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 21:44, archived)

I didn't get a yo, fml :(

( vladimir, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 22:22, archived)

Sympathy yo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 22:34, archived)

yo
is that the best you can do? I tried to contribute with a new thread about flip flops which you harsh about but all you can do is "yo". Pull your trousers up you sack of shit.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 22:56, archived)

stick it up your arse

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 1:54, archived)