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so Riddick's been stabbed or something and he's up on this hill and all the snakey bitey aliens are after him and he doesn't have a gun, pretty sure he's fucked here

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:11, archived)
oh wait, the womanbloke in the space rocket shot them all, he's going to be ok I think

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:13, archived)
Have you tired knocking your diverter valve with a hammer or mallet?
For realsies, it can work. 90% of the time it's some crud caught in there, and a short sharp knock can free it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:49, archived)
#lifehack

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:54, archived)
i'm gonnahave one more beer and i'm off to bed, complicated init?

www.franckmuller.com/en/aeternitas-mega-4/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:18, archived)
no offence but that looks like a watch for faggots, just saying

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:19, archived)
it looks awful, but it is complicated

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:21, archived)
so's MGT, not about to start ordering her on the internet though

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:23, archived)
mgt wouldn' like it without a 9" circuit board

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:25, archived)
I need a new desk, might get one of these
www.mybigdesk.com/desks/flecto.html
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:29, archived)
After all that too-ing and fro-ing earlier
This is precisely what I am looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:34, archived)
that's some fucking grade 1 desk porn right there and no mistake

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:36, archived)
trips

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:36, archived)
^ I really think he might do

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:10, archived)
i need to see its drawers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:36, archived)
fuck drawers
fuck drawers right in the fucking ear
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:43, archived)
They're better felt

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:44, archived)
The Riddick films are desperately crap.

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:01, archived)
hey my diverter valve failed this morning and I only get hot water if I turn the heating on
so let's discuss that shall we
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:43, archived)
Have you tried fucking it?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:46, archived)
well, no
no

I haven't tried that
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:46, archived)
Righto
that's all I wanted to know, I honestly couldn't give a fuck about your boiler woes and hope you lose your toes to frostbite or something x
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:57, archived)
just got round to reading that
soz, I try to read the thread in order of how interesting the poster is, you came last

yeah, frostbite, not really likely, pretty sure I already mentioned that my heating still works, good zing though
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:57, archived)
that doesn't make sense, soz , how could a three port valve fail, but work with the heating on, think it through you wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:47, archived)
it doesn't divert any more you fucking stupid cunt, YOU think about it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:48, archived)
it must be diverting you fucking prick, unless it's a 4 port valve, but i fucking doubt it, it sounds like when the heating isnt on you are not getting a run signal to the valve for hotwater, cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:50, archived)
fucking hell you are dull

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:50, archived)
calm down trev

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:51, archived)
yeah your boiler's not as interesting as mine is it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:52, archived)
at least I know what's fucking well wrong with mine, not like I'm claiming there's a complete Blade rack server inside it running fucking Ubuntu is it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:53, archived)
is that umbunta still a thing? it always sounded a bit niggerly to me, like the congo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:56, archived)
Riddick's stolen the power thing for the spaceship and they're arguing about whether to open the cupboard thing
and the ugly bird who looks like a bloke is going to shoot someone
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:57, archived)
i'd still like to ask dame dench, why? wtf?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:59, archived)
that's Chronicles of Riddick, pretty sure I specifically stated I was going to watch Riddick, not fucking Chronicles of Riddick

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:00, archived)
i only skim read most of the shit you type, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:05, archived)
I don't like immigrants either

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:07, archived)
unless they are green nignogs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:11, archived)
typical muslim

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:13, archived)
when you have your 6 months hiatus i have to keep this shit up you know, fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:20, archived)
don't you see manbird's nips at one point?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:30, archived)
at two points, i suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:50, archived)
yeah, they are fucking ghastly

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:57, archived)
i was only talking about the size of the circuit board you nitwit,
bet you could put Ubuntu on it though
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:56, archived)
yeah? go on then, let's see you do it, oh look you can't, all mouth aren't you, never deliver when the fucking chips are down

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:01, archived)
jeez give me 5 minutes will you,
can't do it on this one anyway cos it's broken
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:04, archived)
right, so when you said you could put Ubuntu on it, what you meant was you can't put Ubuntu on it, got it, I see where you're coming from

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:05, archived)
i mean in theory.
i bet the MCU has enough power to run a Linux-based OS.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:06, archived)
i'm not sure any boilers are interesting, where as chillers are brilliant, i love a screw compressor

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:54, archived)
you're not wrong tbf

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:59, archived)
Do not get me started on fucking boilers today!
ALRIGHT??
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:02, archived)
who pulled your chain?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:05, archived)
Kinky minx

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:06, archived)
All I have had all fucking week is shitty wank boiler problems

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:07, archived)
So Mr Synchromesh Gears, Overhead Cam
Seeing as you previously claimed to have been given a Ferrari by your super-model girl friend, I suggest you lift the back up and have a look (that's where they keep the engine in Ferraris these days). You'll find you've got FOUR overhead cams and an electronically actuated sequential gearbox with pre-selection. If the boiler's beyond you I suggest you swap the Ferrari for a Dacia Sandero.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:14, archived)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:17, archived)
Nah
Just bored
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:34, archived)
^ double upset

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:41, archived)
are you suggesting that a mechanic is more highly trained than a combustion engineer? that it is somehow more complicated, certainly the pay doest suggest that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:18, archived)
pay rarely does relate to skill though,
not saying your job isn't by far the more skilled because obviously it is, supply and demand though innit
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:23, archived)
FOUR

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:24, archived)
OVERHEAD

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:24, archived)
CAMS

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:24, archived)
also dubs

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:25, archived)
Sorry
that should read "four", or, if you like, "4".
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:36, archived)
what job do you think i do? i'm neither of those things, but a greasemonkey against a pipefitter, pipe fitters do harder exams

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:25, archived)
I think you work mopping the floor after watersports night in a Vietnamese gay bar

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:27, archived)
that's an unpaid vocation, pssst what's a cam?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:28, archived)
no fucking idea, Riddick's properly started blowing shit up though

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:32, archived)
heating engineer?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:27, archived)
you are dead to me, shit frank even gave me a cool nickname :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:30, archived)
sorry i don't know all the different vocational titles,
it's something terribly useful to society anyway

not like me i just make fancy toys for middle class kids
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:31, archived)
i do nothing useful to society, but i'm a sparky, ffs mgt :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:35, archived)
hang on i'm sure i did know that,
i'm confused now, that's useful to society though isn't it? we all use electricity, right
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:38, archived)
depends on the abstract concept of useful, and society

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:39, archived)
indeed,
and electricity
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:40, archived)
not sure that is abstract, faily certain electrons exist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:41, archived)
existence is an abstract concept

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:42, archived)
concepts are abstract

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:46, archived)
yep,
and everything is a concept
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:46, archived)
fuck electrons, fucking negatively charged cunts with their fucking oh get us, we flow in the opposite direction to current fucking bullshit, fuck the lot of them

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:01, archived)
^Science

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:30, archived)
FOUR overhead cams

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:23, archived)
yep,
separate ones for exhaust and intake, and double that cos it's a V.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:25, archived)
yeah, I don't care soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:26, archived)
keep going

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:31, archived)
i know a car has a cambelt, what other cams are there, camshaft? camhorn? camboot?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:37, archived)
the cambelt is what drives the camshaft,
from the crank shaft.

a cam is a rotating part with a lobe on one side that pushes the valves open when it goes round (or closed as well, if you've got one of those Ducati motorbikes with the Desmodromic system)
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:40, archived)
BORING soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:41, archived)
shhh i'm helping Grrry wank

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:43, archived)
poor spacefish

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:49, archived)
all news to me, i have no interest in transport combustion engines

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:45, archived)
not even the electrics?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:50, archived)
there's camchain if you're into really kinky shit

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:42, archived)
are you from qftw?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:23, archived)
i think you'll find
his Ferrari has a drum kit in the back
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:24, archived)
Are you good at plumbing?
If you are I've got some useful advice. If not, you're fucked I guess.
(#1, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:28, archived)
I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:31, archived)
because you're a gay, like that bloke in Airplane!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:32, archived)
I'd like to point out that that exclamation mark is part of the film title
and not my own opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:32, archived)
oh hahaha

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:32, archived)
i guess i picked the wrong night to give up sniffing glue

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:32, archived)
Fine.
From this I can see you're not taking my offer of advice seriously.
(#1, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:43, archived)
well it's more that I'm shit at plumbing
I'd rather pay a Polish to do that sort of manual labour stuff
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:51, archived)
Fair point.
They'll do it for half a bottle of voddie eash.
(#1, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:37, archived)
It ends here
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=boiler+diver+valves&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&channel=nts&gfe_rd=cr&ei=6Ux6VI_ZA6qG8Qf29ICoBw#q=combi+boiler+diverter+valves&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&channel=nts&tbm=shop

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=boiler+diver+valves&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&channel=nts&gfe_rd=cr&ei=6Ux6VI_ZA6qG8Qf29ICoBw#rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&channel=nts&q=yell.com+plumbers
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:49, archived)
not clicking that, could be a virus

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:50, archived)
What #1 said

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:53, archived)
wanker

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:54, archived)
Honestly
You just try to help
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:58, archived)
yeah, when I need your help I'll ask for it
shit for brains
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:05, archived)
Ooooooooooooh
*hurt*
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:07, archived)
and if you've REALLY been to a Hawkwind concert then you ought to know what my sig means

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:10, archived)
7 to date
Yup - and I'm seeing them again in March. And yes - I do get it. Remember - this is just fun.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:15, archived)
they went to shit after Huw Lloyd Langton quit/got sacked/was too drugfucked to play any more

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:16, archived)
Reconciliation is a wonderful thing
and it's only really Dave Brock these days. But yes, the glory days of Steve Hillage (oh yes), Lemmy and Stacia.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 23:20, archived)
shut up a minute
alright
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:47, archived)
hello doves, yer i'm good, kids are just going to bed to watch some kids film guardians of the galaxy or saink, i'm going to have a beer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:54, archived)
shut up a minute
i saw that galaxy guardians film and i thought it was ok, i'm going to pub with a m8 in an hour, just down the royal oak
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:01, archived)
i bought the dvd for them so i might watch it in the week, will it be busy on a saturday night in the oak?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:14, archived)
unlikely, the place is dying on its arse

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:22, archived)
on my way there now, i'll keep you posted

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:22, archived)
going to bed to watch a film?
that's called dreaming
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:04, archived)
shut up a minute
don't you have a telly in your bedroom?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:05, archived)
i don't have a telly in my HOUSE,
but no, i definitely wouldn't have one in the bedroom anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:22, archived)
do you use any technology in the bedroom?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:45, archived)
there's a light bulb,
and an electric radiator.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:46, archived)
so you don't ever lay there and bash away at your lap top?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:47, archived)
i don't have a laptop.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:48, archived)
poor spacefish

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:51, archived)
electric fucking radiator, that says povvo house to me, rip it out and get a fucking gas fires system in, mongy can help, he fits central heating systems for a living, don't tell the dole though

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:52, archived)
we do have a gas fire,
in the sitting room.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:54, archived)
do you have a back end boiler?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:57, archived)
not anymore,
we used to but it stopped working after what must have been 60 years of service. we've got a combi now but no radiators plumbed in.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:19, archived)
haha, fucking idiot

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:20, archived)
poor spacefish :(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:21, archived)
christ, just shut the fuck up will you, no one's reading all that shit you type

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:22, archived)
you know, when people post my old comments from five years ago and I don't even know who the fuck they are, that's a slightly strange feeling right there

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:26, archived)

Ayeayeayeayeaye like
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:42, archived)
so two years ago

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:46, archived)
i don't do domestics, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:58, archived)
i wouldn't mind one of those ground source heat pumps you can get now

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:23, archived)
high maintenance

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:24, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6351459
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:25, archived)
meant to reply down there
but fuck it
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:27, archived)
i'm joining in tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:30, archived)
this combi boiler is high maintenance enough,
we already had to get the circuit board replaced, don't even know why a boiler needs a circuit board they used to manage without.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:27, archived)
will you just shut the fuck up and stop banging on about your fucking boiler, it's alll we ever fucking hear about, everyone's tired of hearing about your fucking combi boiler every day of the fucking week, just give it a fucking rest eh

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:30, archived)
we have a right laugh here don't we

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:31, archived)
we have a right laugh here

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:32, archived)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:43, archived)
just to make them smaller i suppose, old controls used to be larger

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:32, archived)
don't encourage her

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:33, archived)
it's like a small PC motherboard, 9" by 5"

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:34, archived)
right, it's a PC motherboard
a PC motherboard

with onboard graphics, because that's what people use combi fucking boilers for, they play fucking Call of Duty on them
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:35, archived)
LIKE, Frank.
It's LIKE a PC motherboard. here's a fucking picture of one
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:38, archived)
so, not like a PC motherboard then, I get it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:38, archived)
yes, like one.
it's a board covered in all electronics and shit*

*not literal shit
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:40, archived)
you don't half talk shit you know

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:42, archived)
well that makes all of us, then

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:42, archived)
yeah all pcb's are directly linked to pc's, thats how technology went, she's being a troll

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:39, archived)
it is actually a computer though,
that IS how technology went, there are microcontrollers in everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:47, archived)
yes i know what a fucking boiler circuit board looks like, are you fucking trying it on? i hope your fucking diverter valve fails and your heat exchanger gets fucked

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:36, archived)
hey funny you should mention that but my diverter valve failed this morning and I only get hot water if I turn the heating on

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:38, archived)
you said it was small,
it's not fucking small.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:38, archived)
ok ok i said it was small, too.
disregard everything
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:39, archived)
poor spacefish

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:40, archived)
the point is,
it's a small big thing, that's quite big for a small thing
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:44, archived)
yeah, there's a new thread up, this shit's just dull

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:46, archived)
shut up mgt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:05, archived)
shut up gonzo

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:19, archived)
shut up druid

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:23, archived)
haha, christ he was a dull prick

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:51, archived)
fuck yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:05, archived)
didn't he marry that fat chick who posted here?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:15, archived)
slimey twat, what a catch

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:34, archived)
bored, might watch Riddick

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:36, archived)
never made a bad film

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:43, archived)
tell you what though, I'd give that green nignog lady from Guardians of the Galaxy a good seeing to
/ac
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:08, archived)
you'd give grotbags a good seeing too

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:47, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/2879006
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5088565
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5088589
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:31, archived)
no, YOUR mam

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:07, archived)
shut up a minute
what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:09, archived)
CAN EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR TWO FUCKING MINUTES

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:17, archived)
did somebody die?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:25, archived)
Highly likely

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 20:35, archived)
I've been shut up all day and nobody even thanked me, now you're just being demanding and aggressive and it's NOT okay.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 21:42, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:01, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:06, archived)
evening Shambles

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:18, archived)
jus coolin

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:04, archived)
get off my fucking case

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:07, archived)
^gay sex tourist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:32, archived)
oh hahaha

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:36, archived)
I'd like to ask the forum
How do you clean your dentures? Do you use a tablet in water and soak them overnight, brush them, or stick them up your arses and shit them into a bucket of bleach?
I'm guessing the last one. No offence.
(#1, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:39, archived)
i only clean my dentures when i stop beating my wife,
hope this helps xx

alt: how are you? i am well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:42, archived)
A once knew a fella that bought steradent tablets believing them to be a new type of mint.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:44, archived)
i was once given bath bombs for christmas in an unmarked packet,
i thought they were sweets. they weren't very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:46, archived)
yeah, fairly stupid present for someone who doesn't know what a bath is

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:20, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:31, archived)
I'll say this for you MGT, you take a joke well
I mean, I talk all kinds of shit to you and you take it all in the spirit in which it was intended

you horrendous fishwife
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)
oh that was a joke?
in that case i am mortally offended
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:54, archived)
I just buy new ones

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:55, archived)
yeah alright grandad, some of us still have our own teeth

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:57, archived)
i made a necklace out of mine

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:59, archived)
wire brush and Dettol

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:07, archived)
I said dentures
not foreskins
(#1, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:35, archived)
Don't be silly, number 1. Bleach dissolves dentures over time
As a long time Steradent user, I'm an advocate of the overnight soak.
I do like to occasionally give them a bit of a polish though, every 2-3 weeks with vinegar and a dash of lemon juice, to give me that "game show host gleam".
Do you have any tips?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:11, archived)
use chlorinol and be like de white nigger

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:28, archived)
Might get a dozen of these, that's a good Black Friday deal right there
mulattodiaries.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/darkey-in-a-watermelon.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:38, archived)
I place them on a slowly rotating wheel that dips them into a large fish tank full of cillit bang.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:12, archived)
I use electrolysis

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:02, archived)
Sorry for the late reply to your most welcome comments.
I was having an angry shit.
(#1, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:00, archived)
so you use method three yourself then?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:18, archived)
I'm not really interested anymore to be honest. Still spitting drips.

(#1, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:34, archived)
alright gobbo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:14, archived)
oops

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:14, archived)
oops

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:15, archived)
wait

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:15, archived)
trips of the devil lol

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:15, archived)
r u a wizard

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:27, archived)
"You're not walking past me!"
- The Grey Mage, Lord of the Flies
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 14:50, archived)
I don't read sci fi, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:03, archived)
sci fi is well tosh

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:38, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:07, archived)
haha yeah it is getting dark though isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:42, archived)
Christ! Things move quickly around these parts.
There's been a newsletter and everything. If this place isn't careful next week there will be a new question, it's a slippery slope, a slippery slippery slope.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 12:23, archived)
I like the fact that this place is so dead on its arse
nobody's pointed out that the image challenge links in the newsletter navigate to the wrong challenge.

EDIT: Alright you big raging nonce
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 12:50, archived)
Alright mupps
Is it Sunday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:43, archived)
Just checked
not yet, I'll keep you posted though
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 16:24, archived)
17:00 update, sorry its late
still Saturday, although we're closer to Sunday than the previous report
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:02, archived)
Don't forget to keep me updated.
Next update due in 34 minutes. Please do not leave me hanging.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 17:26, archived)
Sorry SpanFlan, weighed under here
18:00 update - Still no sign of Sunday, but I get the feeling we're moving ever closer
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:05, archived)
You kept me waiting for 5 minutes longer than I should have been.
So is the general consensus that we are, slowly, shuffling towards Sunday? Is that what you are saying?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 18:22, archived)
Update - Time Unknown
It's dark, can't see. Saturday afternoon has vanished over the horizon, and I see nothing of this "Sunday," if such a thing even exists. I have no idea how much time has gone by, a week? a second? One hour and fity one minutes? With no frame of reference I am easily disoriented in this strange environment.
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:56, archived)
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.
Proceed to Sunday Y/N?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 22:05, archived)
morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:01, archived)
moorning dozy

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:37, archived)
up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 10:02, archived)
Oh for fucks sake

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 12:17, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 1:08, archived)
morninh

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 2:37, archived)
Evening

(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 8:52, archived)
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE
https://greykid.wordpress.com/me-him/
You should consider this the best internetting ever.

Now who the fuck are you, and where's Boudicca? Has there been a b3ta wedding yet? Has anyone been arrested?
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:09, archived)
alright Rah
what's new ?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:10, archived)
Errrr
Black Friday? I for one, like it. The online bit of it.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:16, archived)
It totally fucked up Milton Keynes today
where I was trying to work, 0/10
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:20, archived)
I saw tweets about "Black Friday Traffic"
but I didn't care because I was in my office refreshing the Tesco Direct page
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:26, archived)
Is your F5 key now out of warranty?

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:34, archived)
I think it's gone on fire

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:36, archived)
Oh do fuck off again, dragging up the past is so dull, the internet changes, get over it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:11, archived)
bit harsh /ac

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:11, archived)
no fat chicks
or needy fucking memememe beaker chicks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:13, archived)
more bounce to the ounce dude

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:15, archived)
i like my oz to be bang on 28g, not crazy fucking bitches

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:18, archived)
What is a beaker chick please?
This is NEW.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/talk/42069/best
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:20, archived)
how is gizmo these days? i'd sort of hoped you were both dead

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:22, archived)
he got married to some other bird

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:23, archived)
i hope they both die

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:27, archived)
You don't "really" mean that

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:33, archived)
i met that prick once, yeah i hope he is dying, a more stuck up cancerous soul can take his place

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:35, archived)
I met him a few times years a go
I got on alright with him
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:37, archived)
rik wanted to fill him in, thats good enough for me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:40, archived)
GOS?
i thought he was a pacifist
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:41, archived)
recklss

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:43, archived)
oh him

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:43, archived)
GMoS is a fackin delight and no mistake

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:53, archived)
Only while wearing thick rimmed glasses.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:54, archived)
What is he in rimless glasses?

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:57, archived)
Doesn't bear thinking about

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:58, archived)
sexy as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 1:11, archived)
I don't know first-hand, but well I believe.
I'm sorry about not dying, bad form.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:24, archived)
you fill my life with disapointment

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:26, archived)
Unasseptable.

In an attempt at redemption, may I offer you a pyjamahorse, or my new favourite thing: dudoir pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:30, archived)
does it include you banging on about loving cock? because thats why i have no time for you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:34, archived)
it's better than you banging on about watches

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:38, archived)
just saying

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:39, archived)
all day long i'm watch this, watch that, i can't really se anything else in my life, i just love the watches me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:41, archived)
they will never have that watch for sale, and they are niche, the complication is brilliant for a new maker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 23:01, archived)
blast from the past right there

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:23, archived)
I audibly gulped when I looked at my profile just now and saw how long it is since I was first here.
You must be so old now that bits of your have fallen off, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:25, archived)
Yes I'm nearly 45
I'm surprised I can even stand up to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:32, archived)
I think your ears are probably made of hope
and your knees are 37% grit
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:35, archived)
haha yeah you should totes check this out too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UV2bcuIXoE
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:26, archived)
I'm scared to click.

Am I right to be scared?
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:27, archived)
this is the shit
www.hamsterdance.org/hamsterdance/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:29, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:29, archived)
you love that you do, worse than this cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:36, archived)

Omg when I first saw this I'm like foxy senpai its yaio o'clock (I'm female)
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 29 Nov 2014, 8:33, archived)
are you fuck
no girls on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:37, archived)
AIGHT?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:53, archived)
Hey Hartley, I'm very hungry
I'm dying for a sticky bun
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:54, archived)
Soz Rich, due to black Friday sticky buns are at an all time low
Have you considered a packet of malted milk biscuits instead?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:57, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:01, archived)
+kk
Black Friday sticky bun contingency plan??????


ehhhhhhhhh?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:03, archived)
Got any double choc cookies?

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:06, archived)

n m
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 12:19, archived)
ES I AM

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:00, archived)
^Eating Cream Crackers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:01, archived)
Plan.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 28 Nov 2014, 22:55, archived)
Right. I've got the keys to my new gaff.
Now to organise moving.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:16, archived)
mr.h
this is awesome news
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:17, archived)
rich
It is indeed. I've spent 5 years living in the arse of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:18, archived)
I didn't know you live in Swindon.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:19, archived)
worse than swindon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:25, archived)
Not Luton, Shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:28, archived)
dudley

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:32, archived)
blimey

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:36, archived)
beware catflaps , fucking free for all

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:21, archived)
yep
badgers, stoats, all sorts of wankers wander through those
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:22, archived)
I remember as a kid coming into the kitchen and finding a hedgehog eating the cat's food

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:26, archived)
Hedgehogs are cool

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:28, archived)
flea and worm ridden spiky pricks
Bake the fuckers in clay.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:34, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:37, archived)
I dont think ive seen one since I was 10, I like a hedgehog, was gonna get a pigmy one lols

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:51, archived)
No cat flaps for me

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:26, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:55, archived)
alright mr horrible!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:00, archived)
vlad

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:01, archived)
alright ger

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:09, archived)
mr.h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:14, archived)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:16, archived)
Hi meatsnake

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 19:42, archived)
Hello there friendo.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 20:02, archived)
GET ON WITH IT!

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 18:18, archived)
Alright? Alright.
We're all alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 28 Nov 2014, 19:43, archived)
just got in and there's a kitten in the house, bloody immigrants sneaking through my catflap

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 20:17, archived)
put it in a box and take it down the chinky, they pay good money for those

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 20:23, archived)
I love teh kittys

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 21:04, archived)
it's a newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue644/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:57, archived)
yay
Do I get a prize for being the first reply?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:02, archived)
yes you do, an invisible magical hat, it's outside your front door right now, go and fetch it indoors before someone pinches it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:57, archived)
Excellent.
My old sletter was starting to get a bit thin.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:04, archived)
Yer not clicking that probably a virus

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:20, archived)
how many dogs were fingered to make this?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:21, archived)
hey I gave a kid some scissors, can I be in the next one?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:26, archived)
who are you and what the fuck is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:26, archived)
you idiot, that's Rob Manual

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:32, archived)
up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:45, archived)
Black History Month, I understand,
but what's all this Black Friday nonsense? Are we going to have that blackface Santa that the Dutch love so much?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:58, archived)
A chap on /links covered that earlier
www.b3ta.com/links/1251018

I'm getting pretty fucked off with every company I have ever done business with emailing me to tell me it's BLACK FRIDAY.
(DestructoLettuce, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:59, archived)
I also covered it earlier
www.b3ta.com/talk/7785290
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:21, archived)
NTT
i.imgur.com/1jcDcRG.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:30, archived)
funky

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)
Seeing that clip of Derek Griffiths doing a "ching-chong-Chinaman" in the 70's, and then defending it as "not racist" was terribly upsetting.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 17:14, archived)
Fuck the Dutch

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:01, archived)
One at a time or all at once?

(DestructoLettuce, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:02, archived)
I don't give a flying fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:03, archived)
I'll try for all at once then.
No sense in lacking ambition.
(DestructoLettuce, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:04, archived)

fuck Dutchman
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:20, archived)
fuuuuck the dutchies on the left hand side

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:16, archived)
but I don't want to put my willy into a hot cooking pot :(

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:21, archived)
coward

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:46, archived)
dutch fannies open up leftways

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:34, archived)
oh right, fine then, let's all just start threads and push content off the board shall we

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:02, archived)
I am highly suggestible.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7785459
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:26, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:47, archived)
I think in this case I have every right to feel a little upset

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:49, archived)
i bet you're used to feeling little things

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:57, archived)
at least my face doesn't look like a bag lady's prolapse
at least that much eh
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:58, archived)
you only know that 'cause you have a 1Tb hard drive full of hi-res pictures of bag lady prolapses to compare things to

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:17, archived)
they're all very well backed up

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:20, archived)
on icloud?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:27, archived)
breaks down like this
C:\pics\
  + bag_lady_prolapses
  + pingu_pornography
  + Z_list_celeb_nipple_slips

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:30, archived)
Who's the least famous person you have a partially nude photo of?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:32, archived)
your mum

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)
I mean honestly, what did you expect me to say there?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)
I don't know
Peter Duncan or summat
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:55, archived)
cheer up, newsletter will be here soon

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:23, archived)
it'll probably be 70% off as well

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:27, archived)
fuck that
give it another week and it'll be practically free. I'll wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)
and the nignogs think we don't like them.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:08, archived)

:(
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:22, archived)
are you a darkie?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:26, archived)
I'm dissapointed that you're joining in with the racism, I thought you were one of the nice ones.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:40, archived)
I have never been racist, EVER

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:28, archived)
who were the fuzzy-wuzzies?
My stepdad talks about the time he killed a few, and all I imagine in my mind is someone gunning down a load of characters from Rainbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:39, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Khartoum
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:42, archived)
Ask your stepdad if the platoon can borrow his van,.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:43, archived)
OPEN-TWO-THREE-UP-TWO-THREE-BANG-TWO-THREE

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:46, archived)
black friday made me post a picture on the main board which I have not done since 1992 and now I feel peculiar

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:13, archived)

i.imgur.com/T6Cjq2u.gif
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:14, archived)
she's having a lovely time isn't she

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:16, archived)
when oh WHEN will your mum start to show some self respect

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:17, archived)
ha, frank is about 60 years old, that's more likely to be his granddaughter

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:22, archived)
still would, just sayin

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:25, archived)
she's got it all figured out
good for her
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:36, archived)
it's a good picture,
i liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:53, archived)
thanks MGT!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:17, archived)
yeah what's with that,
we don't even do Thanksgiving what sense does it make?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:31, archived)
alright MGT

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:33, archived)
alright Frank

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:48, archived)
put a sock in it you horrendous fishwife

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:23, archived)
people want to buy things
they want to buy them more when they're cheaper
it's not rocket science
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:35, archived)
um yeah why are they cheaper though,
why are supermarkets having Black Friday sales, this year, suddenly? an American custom and the first time i've heard of it in this country
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:48, archived)
it was a thing last year too
i got a 3ds on the cheap

it's an opportunity to superficially lower prices of expensive things in order to sell a lot more of them. why wouldn't they do it? the only thing at stake is human decency and who cares about that when there's BARGINZ!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:54, archived)
but why on this particular day?
why "black Friday"? why not "orange tuesday" on November 6th or something.

The Americans have it the day after Thanksgiving. Because Thanksgiving is a thing they do. I don't understand why we would import half a custom that has no relevance here.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:07, archived)
because it already exists, people understand it and it has a catchy name
also, i imagine it helps that walmart own asda
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:09, archived)
also that a lot of people buy things online
and websites like Amazon are quite popular in America too.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:13, archived)
how do people understand it if it's new?
i never even heard of it until last year, and then only because of a news story about how bizarre it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:13, archived)
yeah but you might as well live under a fucking rock for all you know of what goes on

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:19, archived)
yeah you're right,
i can't even remember the last time i went into Dixons.

Wikipedia says the first one was last year though
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:26, archived)
huh, maybe it wasn't officially recognised before that

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:33, archived)
it is 2014, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:37, archived)
today is the last payday before Christmas, it's always been a massive retail weekend, OK

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:13, archived)
ok, that makes sense.
hooray for mongychops and his powers of reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:18, archived)
but yeah, black friday/cyber monday has been a thing here for at least a couple of years
it's just much bigger and more depressing this year
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:27, archived)
Cyber Monday?
Well you learn something new every day but i was already well over quota.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:28, archived)
I don't understand why people don't get this
I know I've said this already, but it's no different from when the January sales were the big thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:58, archived)
are the January sales no longer a big thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:14, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)
weird

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)
they are and so are the boxing day sales

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:36, archived)
false

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:38, archived)
more money will be spent in the January sales than today, you are just a fat internet troll

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:40, archived)
and a hell of a lot of gift vouchers,
i'll wager
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:43, archived)
and all the travel agents join in on the January sales, two fats is just being a fat fucking wanker, as per

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:45, archived)
Hey, there's no need for that
You can't help being wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:45, archived)
go shit down your dad's leg

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)
I'll do it later

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)
did a wet fart earlier
will have to see how it plays out for the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 15:38, archived)
yeah, don't care about that
what shoe size do you take? the correct answer is 9, anyone who says anything else is a faggotty nignog
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:00, archived)
but size 9 hurt my feet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:01, archived)
yeah well then maybe you have fucking stupid feet

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:02, archived)
you know sometimes I think you say these things to deliberately hurt people

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:04, archived)
oh come on who on earth would do something like that

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:11, archived)
I've heard about these 'cyber-bullies' who say mean things and should be locked up

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:19, archived)
I think they provide a valuable public service

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:21, archived)
only if the victims actually kill themselves

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:22, archived)
well clearly that's the outcome everyone wants

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:23, archived)
haha you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:01, archived)
me cunt, I think not, fucking cunt, go fuck off you fucking cunt, fuck off somewhere and be a cunt eh, go on, run along now
cunt
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:03, archived)
You know-nothing fuckface
Get down off your high horse before you say something really stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:38, archived)

i.imgur.com/zIS0YrU.gif
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:41, archived)
poss nsfw

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:41, archived)
FUCKS SAKE FRANK

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:42, archived)
no one made you click that

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:42, archived)
That's not how it works and you know it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:43, archived)
you have only yourself to blame, I am entirely beyond reproach in this matter

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:44, archived)
8
but that's big for a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:04, archived)
Size 9 is for people with ginger pubes

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:05, archived)
no point throwing insults around now, we all know you have stupid-sized faggot feet

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:06, archived)
size 11

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:24, archived)
WRONG
IDIOT
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:26, archived)
^ midget

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:28, archived)
yeah well at least my feet don't fancy blokes

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:28, archived)
hahaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:29, archived)
hahahaha

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:30, archived)
this thread's kinda run its course, someone should start another now

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:30, archived)
4

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:38, archived)
well I suppose anything bigger wouldn't look right with that dress and blonde wig

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:40, archived)
lunch
Pint of Ipa and a wetherspons all day brunch for me, what you lot having
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:35, archived)
I'll be having lunch

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:36, archived)
probably a cheesy french dick sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:37, archived)
ym

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:40, archived)
big bag of spinach

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:42, archived)
alright popeye

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:48, archived)
most impractical having massively strong forearms paired with weedy upper arms

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:52, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:53, archived)
did you see that thing where some bloke with a bionic arm was being interviewed on a news program
and he accidentally switched it to 'wanking mode'?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:54, archived)
you couldn't fail to see it if you've used the internet over the last month or so

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:55, archived)
true

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:56, archived)
I myself uploaded three different versions to youtube last night, each one has a slightly different speed 'slowed down repeat x3 at the end to make it much funnier'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:58, archived)
it'll be on usvsth3m in a couple of months

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:00, archived)
haha, there was a pretty funny 'badger and mushroom' thing on there last night

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:02, archived)

most impractical having massively strong forearms paired with weedy upper arms ug ug ug ug ug
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:54, archived)
-g+n

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:50, archived)
remorse and hate

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:56, archived)

e s
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:01, archived)
coffee, pills and a chocolate eclair

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:59, archived)
What old band t-shirt are you wearing?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:26, archived)
We've done this already
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:27, archived)
cradle of filth
www.religiouswatch.com/images/nejiac.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:29, archived)
I've only got the Dead Girls Don't Say No longsleeve

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:27, archived)
BLACK METAL FRIDAY

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:31, archived)
Someone stole my Burzum t-shirt :(

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:44, archived)
you should go round to their flat and stab them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:46, archived)
This was probably ten years ago, in a different country
I hope they're dead now.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:47, archived)
I mean, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck? I cannot believe what I just read about all of that

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:10, archived)
i have to go through town today. i might just start windmilling and not stop until i'm safely back indoors

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:24, archived)
:¬( don't go out manolith, they may try to eat you, I am not sure it's safe

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:35, archived)
the people in this town know better than to fuck with me
i shall return
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:48, archived)
these guys
saddle-creek.com/a/ITTS-112/01_large.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:32, archived)
I'm not

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:37, archived)
Many of us aren't
Leave it to grrmachine to kill a thread
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:38, archived)
i only own one band tshirt these days
i used to have loads
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:43, archived)
I think I have three
you haven't heard of any of them
/hipster
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:46, archived)
SKAM
Les Claypool's Duo De Twang
Airbourne
Gwar
are among my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:48, archived)
Better be the fucking Morality Squad
or shit's gonna get real
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:28, archived)
it was the Beyond Hell Tour

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:42, archived)
well it was from that
it wasn't like this one though www.ebay.com/itm/GWAR-Beyond-Hell-T-shirt-NEW-LARGE-ONLY-/141396502752?pt=AU_MusicMemorabilia&hash=item20ebe368e0

it's black with all the guys on the front and dates on the back
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:44, archived)
i bet you bought a giant bieber shirt and wear it as a nightie

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:50, archived)
Don't be ridiculous
Tangled rents his beiber nighties.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:13, archived)
silly me
i assumed he bought several and sold the 'used' ones on ebay
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:38, archived)
for an extra £25 I'll send you a personalised video of me wearing one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:40, archived)
I liked haven't heard of any of them before it was cool to like haven't heard of any of them

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:12, archived)
I have a few

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:47, archived)
regrets?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:01, archived)
oh, you.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:02, archived)
im 40 years old, that would be very sad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:45, archived)
being 40 years old is very sad, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:43, archived)
I wouldn't want to add to it with a rock band t shirt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:25, archived)
I'm not.
I'm wearing my BRAND FUCKING NEW EVIL SCARECROW CRABULON one.
:D

www.evilscarecrow.co.uk/merch/t-shirts/crabulon-t-shirt.html

Scuttle left, Scuttle right.....ATTACK!
:D
(^(^(V)::(V)^)^) GO TEAM CRABULOIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:43, archived)
That looks like fun
I hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:48, archived)
They are the FUNNEST Black Metal band EVER Grrrry.
:D
I love 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:49, archived)
I'm listening to Crabulon and it really reminds me of old 90s Melodic Death metal
like Insomnium or somesuch shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:52, archived)
In fairness they're a lot less 'Black Metal' these days, try Blacken The Everything, or Vampyre Trousers.
Architect Of Hate is probably my favourite though.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:02, archived)
Vampyre Trousers
I just had to have the fun of typing that for myself
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:18, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 7:59, archived)
Your Bumholiness

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:02, archived)
sup dawg

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:05, archived)
oh hi I didn't see you there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:07, archived)
alright?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:09, archived)
not really

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:11, archived)
*manly shoulder punch*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:27, archived)
I'm starting to think there might be something in this 'being independently wealthy' thing y'know

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:43, archived)
You might be right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:56, archived)
cheer up

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:39, archived)
will do, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:43, archived)
gutted

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:45, archived)
s'ok, MONO! has fixed things

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:48, archived)
cool
i wasn't looking forward to taking the 'tough love' approach
did you know that DOESN'T mean rough sex? i was so disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:49, archived)
I find it to be chewy and full of gristle

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:56, archived)
Lucky you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:57, archived)

quotepixel.com/images/quotes/inspirational/famous-inspirational-quotes_15405-2.png
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:01, archived)
he died from a brain tumour which is bad luck

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:03, archived)
hullo

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:08, archived)
happy monday!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:09, archived)
*steps on*

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:10, archived)
So who changed the name of sea monkeys to aqua dragons?
If it was you, MONO, I swear to god, I'll do time.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:26, archived)
who cares? they're still shit

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:38, archived)
You fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:54, archived)
I do

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:13, archived)
that's... that's not a real thing that has happened is it?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:44, archived)
Yes
I don't know how to proceed
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:54, archived)
warily

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:55, archived)
flamboyantly

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:16, archived)
*minces*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:24, archived)
i had a venison cottage pie for dinner the other night

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:13, archived)
ooh lovely
Boy #1 is mad on venison, believe it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:14, archived)
you're spoiling them. although, mine was reduced to £1.75 in tesco
imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:16, archived)
I imagined it, and it was bloody marvellous

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:18, archived)
apparently it's 'wear your old band tshirt to work day' today
is this a religious holiday you observe?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:48, archived)
No
Because I don't plan on leaving the house, today is 'X-Wing Haynes manual' day, t-shirt wise
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:56, archived)
i'm wearing the only band tshirt i still own but it's just a happy(?) coincidence

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:16, archived)
Take That?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:23, archived)
it's not, no

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:38, archived)
Tiffany?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:35, archived)
weirdly, you've both picked the right first letter

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:38, archived)
does it begin with "the"?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:43, archived)
nope

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:52, archived)
The The

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:58, archived)
oh, you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:12, archived)
Tori Amos?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:12, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:18, archived)
I didn't even realise,
I'm wearing a Tenacious D t-shirt today.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:10, archived)
life, uh, uh, uh, uh, finds a way

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:12, archived)
Decent Goldblum impression right there

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:13, archived)
we had an argument at work recently about who was the best jeff
goldblum or bridges
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:18, archived)
You're both wrong, it's Dahmer

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:22, archived)
yeah but he wasn't one of the options was he.
maybe try thinking before you speak, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:32, archived)
never
NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:37, archived)
T-Rex

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:17, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:19, archived)
Well, what a smashing little cartoon that was

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:23, archived)
hoist by my own petard

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:24, archived)

www.glam-rock.de/marcmickey.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:24, archived)
Hi MONO!
Hope you have a smashing Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:16, archived)
up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:19, archived)
alright Mrs H
I see your PMT is starting to kick in.

Have a smashing day.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:37, archived)
YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:32, archived)
WORD!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:39, archived)
alright, moonoo

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:45, archived)
IT'S NIGNOG FRIDAY!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:52, archived)
bit racy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:55, archived)
careful
they have icons for it
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 8:59, archived)
You idiot
Nevada are doing 15% off everything, so I'm pushing for a new pedal. The fact that we can normally get somewhere near 15% any other day of the year is neither here nor there.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:00, archived)
sounds like you have just completed your purchase management course.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:02, archived)
When It comes to guitars, I'm spot on
Literally anything else, and I'm a drooling simpleton
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:10, archived)
edgy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:21, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:00, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:32, archived)
hi
I'm not at work!! Pub soon, then Alabama 3 live tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:33, archived)
i hope you shout:
"Do the Sopranos song, no new shit, just the Sopranos song."
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:35, archived)
they usually do it at the end
I like all their stuff though
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:14, archived)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:56, archived)

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