right, it's 9.30 and my trousers aren't staying on a minute longer
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I'm not doing plops, I'm saving them up for a hot date with MGT
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So you've had your baggies off for 40 minutes now
Have you been served yet?
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Have you been served yet?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 22:10, archived)
Evening gorgeous. Can I get you a Malibu and some Scampi Fries?
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I don't blame him, this place is full of people just posting shit non-stop all day
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 20:46, archived)
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I noticed this a while back
It's the employed gloating at the rest of us.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 21:04, archived)
It's the employed gloating at the rest of us.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 21:04, archived)
I'll be honest with you, I believe unemployeds and spastics should be burned at the stake
/ac
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 21:24, archived)
/ac
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you know when the bosses have meetings and they get caterers to deliver a buffet and there's some left over and they let the pleb workers pick at the remains, shovelling half-stale lychee and kumquat on guatemalan hay bread into their foetid maws
well I hate that, I never eat any
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well I hate that, I never eat any
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:12, archived)
I always make sure to lick any leftovers at the end of a meeting.
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I imagine most middle management would wipe their sexual organs over their employees' food then laugh about it
so yeah, not sure why I started this thread
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:16, archived)
so yeah, not sure why I started this thread
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:16, archived)
We don't really have any plebs working here except the catering staff.
They probably lick all the food before they give it to us.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:17, archived)
They probably lick all the food before they give it to us.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:17, archived)
I do like knockers, but not plebs. I'm not sure how I'd feel about pleb boobs.
Is there anywhere to find videos or photos of them so I could check in relative comfort?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:24, archived)
Is there anywhere to find videos or photos of them so I could check in relative comfort?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:24, archived)
Try opening Mosaic and typing www.altavista.com into the address bar.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:27, archived)
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You put your fingers up pensioners and then eat refrigerated supermarket sandwiches over the keyboard of your Windows 95 NHS PC.
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( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:18, archived)
Actually we all got upgraded to windows 7 after Microsoft stopped supporting XP.
I currently have a dual monitor setup, a samsung pro SSD and gaming macro keyboard and mouse with each button linked to an antibiotic so I can prescribe them faster.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:20, archived)
I currently have a dual monitor setup, a samsung pro SSD and gaming macro keyboard and mouse with each button linked to an antibiotic so I can prescribe them faster.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:20, archived)
I have one screen for looking at patients notes and another for reading the news and checking things on wikipedia
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:36, archived)
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I had a smashing German GP recently who spent most of the appointment googling for pictures of eardrums so we could discuss computer vision methods of testing for infections.
Fascinating, brian. Do tell us more.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:40, archived)
Fascinating, brian. Do tell us more.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:40, archived)
I had a long discussion about bitcoins with one of my patients.
The next one wanted to talk about farming chickens which was less relevant to my interests.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:57, archived)
The next one wanted to talk about farming chickens which was less relevant to my interests.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:57, archived)
do you have loads of unnecessary programs installed that you hassled IT for?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:31, archived)
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Haha no, I gave myself admin access.
As the IT lead for our surgery I get do do what I like with the computers.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:33, archived)
As the IT lead for our surgery I get do do what I like with the computers.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:33, archived)
let's hope your hard drive doesn't get confiscated by the police
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If it does it will be mongy's fault for making me google all those favourite porn stars of his.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:56, archived)
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I call bullshit on this.
No GP I've ever met has been interested in any IT equipment that wasn't their iPad. Except the one who had a Surface.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:51, archived)
No GP I've ever met has been interested in any IT equipment that wasn't their iPad. Except the one who had a Surface.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:51, archived)
As an FY1 doctor my reg was a GP who'd got bored, went off and started his own IT business and then got bored of that too and went back into hospital medicine.
He looked like comic book guy minus the beard and everyone hated him.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 17:00, archived)
He looked like comic book guy minus the beard and everyone hated him.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 17:00, archived)
I've been in those meetings and I've rarely seen anyone actually eat any of the buffet.
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I always eat the buffet. What sorry class of cunt doesn't eat savoury pastry items when they're placed in front of him?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:31, archived)
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one who doesn't want toxocara worms in his or her cinnamon bun
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:33, archived)
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Buffet for lunch. Beer and steak in the evening.
This is Standard Food Operating Procedure for doing business.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:34, archived)
This is Standard Food Operating Procedure for doing business.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:34, archived)
Everyone loves a curly sandwich!
I like to get in quick, nab all the choicest morsels. Doesn't happen since we got moved to the adjacent office, though.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:49, archived)
I like to get in quick, nab all the choicest morsels. Doesn't happen since we got moved to the adjacent office, though.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:49, archived)
I only just found out there were six Three Stooges
I mean, obviously I knew about the Curly and Shemp thing but six, that shit's bananas
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 17:12, archived)
I mean, obviously I knew about the Curly and Shemp thing but six, that shit's bananas
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 17:12, archived)
There are 4 chuckle brothers who all appear in the tv shows, I kid you not
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Nah one of the older brothers just married a 25 year old chucklette
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 17:35, archived)
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Yeah it's like with lassie, every time one dies they replace them with a lookalike and after a few episodes people stop noticing that they look different.
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Its not like that at all you fucking idiot, there are 4 different brothers, do keep up
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They're all played by the same actor with special effects, you fool.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 17:49, archived)
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Will you all either do some chuckle brothers research or shut up, showing yourselves up
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yeah they're always arranged by the sort of people
who think quiche should be served cold, the fucking idiots
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 17:58, archived)
who think quiche should be served cold, the fucking idiots
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 17:58, archived)
I like how something that our mums used to make when they'd run low on housekeeping
has somehow turned into a thing people choose to eat.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 19:02, archived)
has somehow turned into a thing people choose to eat.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 19:02, archived)
You're right. Whenever my mum was short she'd always knock up black truffles and fillet steak.
Herrdurrburrrderrp!
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 19:21, archived)
Herrdurrburrrderrp!
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 19:21, archived)
Yeah. You're right. All the posh food we eat is the kind of thing a penniless mum would knock up before payday
you ridiculous fucking dickwad.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 19:26, archived)
you ridiculous fucking dickwad.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 19:26, archived)
hundreds of years ago,
yes, obviously things get developed, you imagination-challenged buffoon
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 19:27, archived)
yes, obviously things get developed, you imagination-challenged buffoon
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 19:27, archived)
Can you just once try not being an ornery prick? Just for five minutes.
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the lack of self-awareness here is astonishing,
either that or the lack of knowing what "ornery" means.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 19:33, archived)
either that or the lack of knowing what "ornery" means.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 19:33, archived)
You're either being deliberately contradictory or you're unfathomably thick.
I'm being charitable.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 20:08, archived)
I'm being charitable.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 20:08, archived)
you're being ornery, as usual,
and i wonder how long it will be before you're banned again
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 20:19, archived)
and i wonder how long it will be before you're banned again
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 20:19, archived)
Yerr. You suggesting that most posh food is what our mothers used to cook when they were skint was an entirely reasonable thing to say. You daft twat.
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that's not what i said at all,
but do keep verbally flailing about
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 21:10, archived)
but do keep verbally flailing about
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 21:10, archived)
Two examples do not etc
Though I agree parentheses could alter that.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 19:43, archived)
Though I agree parentheses could alter that.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 19:43, archived)
due to inflation i can accept no less than 28p +vat for a single thought
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:10, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 16:10, archived)
We need a campaign to attract new and exciting posters to our great forum.
I suggest some sort of joke raffle.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:05, archived)
I suggest some sort of joke raffle.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:05, archived)
I haven't been asked to prove that I'm not a robot.
I am quite concerned that the security of my account is at risk.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:07, archived)
I am quite concerned that the security of my account is at risk.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:07, archived)
I really don't know any more.
Ever since they showed me that owl I've been having existential doubts.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:23, archived)
Ever since they showed me that owl I've been having existential doubts.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:23, archived)
I don't understand why the arbitrary limit of 500 posts are needed before you can post on the for sale section, could this not be lowered now due to the lack of threads?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:12, archived)
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just create a spam bot to get around the 500 post requirement set in place to combat spam bots
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:14, archived)
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Every now and then he lulls me into thinking he's not a massive spastic wanker.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:24, archived)
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I'd like manolith to stop sulking and give me my old account back
who knows, I might be less of a dickhead if I was actually concerned about being banned
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:15, archived)
who knows, I might be less of a dickhead if I was actually concerned about being banned
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:15, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:19, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:19, archived)
this forum would look a lot better with a gifs all over the place
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:26, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:26, archived)
We should get these guys to give b3ta an overhaul
www.fabricland.co.uk/
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:28, archived)
www.fabricland.co.uk/
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:28, archived)
it's beautiful in its simplicity
needs more gifs though, like this www.homerswebpage.com/
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:38, archived)
needs more gifs though, like this www.homerswebpage.com/
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:38, archived)
I'd like more JollyJack humourless cartoon cheesecake and child pornography.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:28, archived)
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QFTW is a great place to dump gifs
even though it has caused a few people to ignore me.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:29, archived)
even though it has caused a few people to ignore me.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:29, archived)
my favourite was a guy shitting out of a moving car
someone actually ran to a mod and dobbed me in, wankers.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:31, archived)
someone actually ran to a mod and dobbed me in, wankers.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 15:31, archived)
if you could push any animal through a woodchipper then what animal would you push through a woodchipper
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:33, archived)
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maybe not but you probably talk like och aye hoooo the auchtermuchty wey gwanna fer tae oot the hooos cannae wey arrrrrrrr, like that, all the fucking time, non fucking stop
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I've got a funny story about something that happened at a gig in Aberdeen
well, not really a story, more an anecdote and not all that amusing, might post it on qotw, probably win this week
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:40, archived)
well, not really a story, more an anecdote and not all that amusing, might post it on qotw, probably win this week
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:40, archived)
you'd push them through backwards and wank in their stupid little mutated faces
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:42, archived)
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He was never prosecuted which makes him quite a successful paedophile.
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You'd have to be pretty thick to be outwitted by a 5 year old.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:49, archived)
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Lunch thread:
Not having any lunch. MGT has completely put me off eating.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:24, archived)
Not having any lunch. MGT has completely put me off eating.
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we've got a jar of nutella i'm not sure what to do with,
i never had it before, Spacefish ate most of it but i licked some off a spoon and it was quite nice, but what do you actually do with it?
i suppose i could just get a spoon and eat it straight out the jar
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:27, archived)
i never had it before, Spacefish ate most of it but i licked some off a spoon and it was quite nice, but what do you actually do with it?
i suppose i could just get a spoon and eat it straight out the jar
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:27, archived)
smear it over your haemorrhoids and get a dog to lick them clean.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:29, archived)
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sorry I was channeling frank for a second there. You should smear it over your haemorrhoids and get a spacefish to lick them clean.
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i kind of feel it ought to go on something sweet,
like maybe a sponge cake or some shortbread or something
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:57, archived)
like maybe a sponge cake or some shortbread or something
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:57, archived)
I bet you went to the Hacienda when Shaun Ryder was playing there
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:43, archived)
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well no, because I shitting well hated all that shitty Madchester shit
it was shit
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:45, archived)
it was shit
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:45, archived)
nah, you were proper mad for it, sorted for e's and whizz and all that
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:47, archived)
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any more MGT revelations today, I can't be arsed scrolling down, has she been massaging excrement into her distended leathery udders or something?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:53, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:53, archived)
all sorts
she farted pissy shit everywhere and refused to clean it up
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:08, archived)
she farted pissy shit everywhere and refused to clean it up
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:08, archived)
yo mongyhopper
this contract's shit, I might just print off hundreds of pages of donkey grot on the colour printers until they tell me to go home
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:49, archived)
this contract's shit, I might just print off hundreds of pages of donkey grot on the colour printers until they tell me to go home
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:49, archived)
yeah, that's always fun
you don't even need to answer the phone to them, they eventually realise that you can't be arsed working for them and stop calling you
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:57, archived)
you don't even need to answer the phone to them, they eventually realise that you can't be arsed working for them and stop calling you
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:57, archived)
Yeah, alright
she got a bit too horny and chewed my hand up the other day though
yours?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:53, archived)
she got a bit too horny and chewed my hand up the other day though
yours?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:53, archived)
haha, your parrot fancies you
Momo just continues at the same level of charming stupidity, he got into the bedroom last week and wouldn't fuck off
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:55, archived)
Momo just continues at the same level of charming stupidity, he got into the bedroom last week and wouldn't fuck off
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:55, archived)
not much meat on a conure, might get a few sandwiches out of a macaw
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:59, archived)
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today's poo was quite soft and gentle,
and flushed away in one go without any fuss at all. very civilised.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:54, archived)
and flushed away in one go without any fuss at all. very civilised.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:54, archived)
well yeah but it's hardening on the back of your legs now it's been exposed to the air for a few hours
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:57, archived)
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nah it wasn't that long ago,
and i went in the shower straight after
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:00, archived)
and i went in the shower straight after
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:00, archived)
and i went in the shower straight after
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:02, archived)
no but i'll tell you about yesterday's in relation to confectionery,
because when it came out it was a rich dark brown, but as it slowly eroded it revealed underneath that it looked like the nougat inside a Toblerone, as if it were full of nuts or somesuch, which it may well have been because i've been eating a lot of peanuts lately.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:03, archived)
because when it came out it was a rich dark brown, but as it slowly eroded it revealed underneath that it looked like the nougat inside a Toblerone, as if it were full of nuts or somesuch, which it may well have been because i've been eating a lot of peanuts lately.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:03, archived)
This is the sort of report I'd expect from Soviet engineers drilling a core sample out of a dung heap
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:04, archived)
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i haven't had a poo yet today, would you like me to post on here how it goes when i next do a poo?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:59, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:59, archived)
No thanks
Mongychops is interested in poo stuff though, maybe just gaz him directly
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:10, archived)
Mongychops is interested in poo stuff though, maybe just gaz him directly
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:10, archived)
of all people i thought you'd be most interested in a stool sample
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:11, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:11, archived)
Nah, I just use that to get rid of people who won't shut up. I give then a little pot with a spoon in it and tell them to drop it to reception who send it to the lab, then it's their problem.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:13, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:13, archived)
I have no interest in forum users toilet habits, never have never will
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:14, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:14, archived)
God dammit MGT, your stupid fat arse has almost pushed me off the popular page.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:18, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:18, archived)
do people still say smashing, I thought that all stopped in the 1930s
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:58, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:58, archived)
alright garfield
maybe go cheer yourself up with a nice big lasagne yeah you fat prick
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:08, archived)
maybe go cheer yourself up with a nice big lasagne yeah you fat prick
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 13:08, archived)
I heard MONO sold his last scruple down the market for 20 Benson and Hedges
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:20, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:20, archived)
Good now. I had a bit if a Bum thing, but the doc gave me some pills and it's cleared up.
I was worried they'd be up the bum pills, but they were normal pills.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:44, archived)
I was worried they'd be up the bum pills, but they were normal pills.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:44, archived)
Yeah you can fuck off now, everyone's much more interested in MGT's bumhole.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:33, archived)
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do people really think that just washing my arse now and then is such a weird thing to do?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:20, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:20, archived)
I think posting about it on the internet is a weird thing to do
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:21, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:21, archived)
ok i grant you,
but it's only because i mentioned spraying suds all over the mirror that the subject came up, i thought that was a perfectly valid use of internet
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:23, archived)
but it's only because i mentioned spraying suds all over the mirror that the subject came up, i thought that was a perfectly valid use of internet
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:23, archived)
I'm fairly certain this is a sex thing and it's making me feel ill
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:23, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:23, archived)
I think literally every aspect of your life is ridiculous.
Charitably I'd like to think that it's a series of attention-seeking affectations but at the back of my head is the awful suspicion that you genuinely don't understand what a revolting freak you are.
No offence like.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:25, archived)
Charitably I'd like to think that it's a series of attention-seeking affectations but at the back of my head is the awful suspicion that you genuinely don't understand what a revolting freak you are.
No offence like.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:25, archived)
I think people are in awe of the sense of ritual that you have developed around it
a bit like tourists watching the Changing of the Guard, but with slightly less bear fur.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:25, archived)
a bit like tourists watching the Changing of the Guard, but with slightly less bear fur.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:25, archived)
It's the logistics of the thing, over a sink with a mirror, if you were talking about a bidet or whatever that would be different.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:26, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:26, archived)
how did you unblock yours?
I haven't got a plunger and I've just clogged mine with an XXL chod
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:31, archived)
I haven't got a plunger and I've just clogged mine with an XXL chod
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:31, archived)
unblock my arse?
well i went vegetarian for a couple of days, that really helped.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:32, archived)
well i went vegetarian for a couple of days, that really helped.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:32, archived)
it's the manner in which you wash your arse
you could quite easily jump in the shower and spray your arse with the shower head and give it a quick scrub, why go through the effort of squatting over a mirror?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:00, archived)
you could quite easily jump in the shower and spray your arse with the shower head and give it a quick scrub, why go through the effort of squatting over a mirror?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:00, archived)
you just keep scrubbing until the flannel doesn't come back smelling of shit
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:03, archived)
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that IS what i do,
the mirror is on the wall, i never said otherwise
well i don't get in "the shower" because it is a bath, but otherwise yes, that's pretty much how it works.
then i get out and spread my cheeks in front of the mirror, and you know the rest
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:26, archived)
the mirror is on the wall, i never said otherwise
well i don't get in "the shower" because it is a bath, but otherwise yes, that's pretty much how it works.
then i get out and spread my cheeks in front of the mirror, and you know the rest
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:26, archived)
oh yeah, ok that's fine
i take it all back, we all look at our arseholes in the mirror for a hygiene check
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:28, archived)
i take it all back, we all look at our arseholes in the mirror for a hygiene check
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:28, archived)
not just that,
i want to see how my piles are doing, if they're getting any better or worse
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:31, archived)
i want to see how my piles are doing, if they're getting any better or worse
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:31, archived)
I think we need an independent panel of experts to decide.
Would you like to chair?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:37, archived)
Would you like to chair?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:37, archived)
I don't really consider myself an expert
more an enthusiastic amateur
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:48, archived)
more an enthusiastic amateur
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:48, archived)
too early to say,
i should be taking photos really so i can compare them, maybe draw a graph
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:39, archived)
i should be taking photos really so i can compare them, maybe draw a graph
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:39, archived)
I've been looking at some html5 data visualisation tools recently.
Throbbing globes is quite a common theme.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:55, archived)
Throbbing globes is quite a common theme.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:55, archived)
I just don't see why. And I have a couple of questions.
If it's not over a sink, why do you have a Bum height mirror?
Do you not get bummy water on the floor?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:03, archived)
If it's not over a sink, why do you have a Bum height mirror?
Do you not get bummy water on the floor?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:03, archived)
GET A GRIP OF YOURSELVES EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ENOUGH YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES ITS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PLAYING AT
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:03, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:03, archived)
thanks for your interest, there is at least one aspect of my life that's good
I hope this is the case for you too The Doveston, as a minimum
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:34, archived)
I hope this is the case for you too The Doveston, as a minimum
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:34, archived)
I wonder if, with appropriate whittling
you could turn a bar of Imperial Leather into a lipstick, for rectal application.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:09, archived)
you could turn a bar of Imperial Leather into a lipstick, for rectal application.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:09, archived)
You should definitely google "soap buttplug" if you're at work or on a public internet
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:13, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:13, archived)
damn, I just can't choose which is best
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPCSMvGsEak
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLj0FV_ZS74
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:15, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPCSMvGsEak
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLj0FV_ZS74
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:15, archived)
I like the second one
Since both parents are dark-haired and the child is blonde, it reinforces the rumour that '80s elites were able to steal other people's children for bizarre sex antics.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:24, archived)
Since both parents are dark-haired and the child is blonde, it reinforces the rumour that '80s elites were able to steal other people's children for bizarre sex antics.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:24, archived)
^ YOU SEE? this is exactly what I'm talking about. I blame you for this MGT. they were all nice normal boys who talked about lego and doctor who before you confused them with this interminable arsetalk
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:10, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:10, archived)
I refer the honourable board member to the reply I gave some moments ago
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:17, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:17, archived)
A 2x10 Lego brick makes an excellent tool for removing stubborn clags if you're too busy for a shower.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:16, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:16, archived)
Brown with subtle streaks of red. Like a damp fieldfare's chest.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:39, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 12:39, archived)
something something maybe you should emigrate somewhere civilised something something
dumplings
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 8:24, archived)
dumplings
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 8:24, archived)
And if i have anything to do with it then you will see them again.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 9:32, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 9:32, archived)
I like it when she sang "I wish I could fly".
Keith Harris was a very talented performer.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 9:38, archived)
Keith Harris was a very talented performer.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 9:38, archived)
"Scientists create disgusting boobs; sentencing due at The Hague"
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 9:44, archived)
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She loves it when I spread my passata on her chest,
then lick it off and spit in her mouth.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 9:47, archived)
then lick it off and spit in her mouth.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 9:47, archived)
^ ponce
in the sense of trying to scrounge things, not a gay slur
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 8:35, archived)
in the sense of trying to scrounge things, not a gay slur
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 8:35, archived)
scrounge? i was offered a dashcam and i accepted
what sort of world is this where people can't be held accountable to things they've said on the internet?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 9:53, archived)
what sort of world is this where people can't be held accountable to things they've said on the internet?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 9:53, archived)
well, mongy offered to send me a christmas present once and that never happened
which pretty much killed my last drop of faith in humanity.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:03, archived)
which pretty much killed my last drop of faith in humanity.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:03, archived)
pert it is, but little it ain't.
a small boy could climb aboard it and sail to New York
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 8:38, archived)
a small boy could climb aboard it and sail to New York
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 8:38, archived)
might do a shit in the bog and leave it to fester for a couple of hours
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 8:29, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 8:29, archived)
I once nailed my penis to a plank as a magic trick
It was a trick penis with a hole through it that could take a quarter-inch nail through.
So I basically aligned the nail with the hole and whacked it with the hammer. That way it barely touches the sides on the way through and the nail comes out the other side of the piece of wood.
Should have seen the look on the faces of the Women's Institute Committee.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 8:58, archived)
It was a trick penis with a hole through it that could take a quarter-inch nail through.
So I basically aligned the nail with the hole and whacked it with the hammer. That way it barely touches the sides on the way through and the nail comes out the other side of the piece of wood.
Should have seen the look on the faces of the Women's Institute Committee.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 8:58, archived)
Send him on an expenses paid holiday to the crack cocaine capital of the Caribbean.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 9:34, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 9:34, archived)
alright MGT
I'd like to congratulate you your dominance of the poopular page
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 9:31, archived)
I'd like to congratulate you your dominance of the poopular page
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 9:31, archived)
although there is another thing you might find interesting,
last night i was washing my arse, and looking in the mirror to see if i'd missed a bit, when i did a big trump and sprayed soapy water all over the mirror.
i don't think i'll ever be able to stop laughing.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:11, archived)
last night i was washing my arse, and looking in the mirror to see if i'd missed a bit, when i did a big trump and sprayed soapy water all over the mirror.
i don't think i'll ever be able to stop laughing.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:11, archived)
either you have a magic mirror that doesn't get steamed up or you wash yourself with a rag on a stick
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:34, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:34, archived)
it does get steamed up,
but not the instant i turn the tap on, i don't know how long it takes you to wash your arse
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:40, archived)
but not the instant i turn the tap on, i don't know how long it takes you to wash your arse
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:40, archived)
Are we talking about wiping here or having a shower?
Because I don't know why seperate washing would be required if you don't wear a nappy.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:47, archived)
Because I don't know why seperate washing would be required if you don't wear a nappy.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:47, archived)
just washing my arse,
a good idea if you've got piles, not sure why i should have to explain everything like this
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:49, archived)
a good idea if you've got piles, not sure why i should have to explain everything like this
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:49, archived)
is this normal behaviour in the uk now?
will i be expected to do this if i come back?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:57, archived)
will i be expected to do this if i come back?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:57, archived)
in front of the Queen,
she'll be taking notes and giving you a score out of 10
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:59, archived)
she'll be taking notes and giving you a score out of 10
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:59, archived)
can't believe you've never just washed your arse,
it is good to go to bed with a clean bottom.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:59, archived)
it is good to go to bed with a clean bottom.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 10:59, archived)
i don't know, i just have showers like a regular person, that seems to be sufficient
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:02, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:02, archived)
for the effort required to wash your arse alone you might as well just jump in the shower
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:02, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:02, archived)
you what,
i can't believe you people, of course washing my entire body and hair is more effort than just washing my bum, it takes 15 minutes just to dry my hair, i can wash my bum in like a minute or two
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:05, archived)
i can't believe you people, of course washing my entire body and hair is more effort than just washing my bum, it takes 15 minutes just to dry my hair, i can wash my bum in like a minute or two
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:05, archived)
how about your face?
do you ever just wash your face or do you have to completely undress and get in the shower every time you get some nutella on your lip?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:07, archived)
do you ever just wash your face or do you have to completely undress and get in the shower every time you get some nutella on your lip?
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:07, archived)
Stop pretending that your ridiculous toilet habits are normal.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:15, archived)
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:15, archived)
i never did,
it's not "normal" even for me, it's not like i always do it, but i'm genuinely quite puzzled that the very idea of just washing my arse has generated such a hullabaloo
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:18, archived)
it's not "normal" even for me, it's not like i always do it, but i'm genuinely quite puzzled that the very idea of just washing my arse has generated such a hullabaloo
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:18, archived)
No. It's not normal.
No matter how indignant mgt becomes, it is categorically and unequivocally not normal. Even in the most backwards corners of Scotland.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:14, archived)
No matter how indignant mgt becomes, it is categorically and unequivocally not normal. Even in the most backwards corners of Scotland.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:14, archived)
you know, if I'd done some sweaty DIY during the weekend I'd probably take a shower before my Sunday roast
which would be about 5pm, then I'd eat and watch a film and maybe have a glass of wine, at which point my other half would groggily suggest that we retire to bed for an early night. Since red wine lowers her inhibitions, I'd wager that this early night is more than a few lazy minutes of groin-thrusting, and might actually involve more exotic delights such as ball-fondling, giving her The Shark and maybe getting a rimjob. So that the waft of my sunday-sofa-besweated arsecrack doesn't make her upchuck Yorkshire pudding all over my bollocks, I'd probably nip into the bathroom and soap up my brown eye, but without taking a full-on Badados-lathered shower since I'd had one just a few hours earlier.
But then, even then, when the satisfaction of my prostate depending on it, I wouldn't examine the results with a propped-up mirror.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:24, archived)
which would be about 5pm, then I'd eat and watch a film and maybe have a glass of wine, at which point my other half would groggily suggest that we retire to bed for an early night. Since red wine lowers her inhibitions, I'd wager that this early night is more than a few lazy minutes of groin-thrusting, and might actually involve more exotic delights such as ball-fondling, giving her The Shark and maybe getting a rimjob. So that the waft of my sunday-sofa-besweated arsecrack doesn't make her upchuck Yorkshire pudding all over my bollocks, I'd probably nip into the bathroom and soap up my brown eye, but without taking a full-on Badados-lathered shower since I'd had one just a few hours earlier.
But then, even then, when the satisfaction of my prostate depending on it, I wouldn't examine the results with a propped-up mirror.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:24, archived)
in that case
I'd strike a pose before fleeting to the bedroom to let my other half rummage through my colon with her tongue.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:38, archived)
I'd strike a pose before fleeting to the bedroom to let my other half rummage through my colon with her tongue.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2015, 11:38, archived)
alright Grrrrrrrrmechanism
you you flush the khazi after you've had a shit? or do you leave your filth poking six inches clear of the waterline for the rest of the day?
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 20:40, archived)
you you flush the khazi after you've had a shit? or do you leave your filth poking six inches clear of the waterline for the rest of the day?
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 20:40, archived)
in the rare event that one of my ultralogs won't go round the bend
I break it up with something disposable, like a chopstick, rather than leave a biohazard festering a few feet away from my fucking toothbrush, I mean, jesus fucking christ, I knew the Scots were barbaric but I didn't know dysentry was their national fucking hobby for crying out loud.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 20:54, archived)
I break it up with something disposable, like a chopstick, rather than leave a biohazard festering a few feet away from my fucking toothbrush, I mean, jesus fucking christ, I knew the Scots were barbaric but I didn't know dysentry was their national fucking hobby for crying out loud.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 20:54, archived)
well that's a very detailed answer, I liked the chopstick detail, 8.5/10 would read again
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 20:57, archived)
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 20:57, archived)
alright milknosugar
turns out MGT just shits on the living room carpet and leaves it there, who knew eh
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 21:12, archived)
turns out MGT just shits on the living room carpet and leaves it there, who knew eh
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 21:12, archived)
He's lucky. Grrrmachismo would have broken him up with a chopstick and flushed him away.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 21:43, archived)
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 21:43, archived)
two cups of tea,
a cup of coffee and a glass of juice
that's probably about 2 pints i guess
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 16:00, archived)
a cup of coffee and a glass of juice
that's probably about 2 pints i guess
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 16:00, archived)
that poo i did this morning
is now wedged sideways right across the front of the U bend
it be like "none shall pass"
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:43, archived)
is now wedged sideways right across the front of the U bend
it be like "none shall pass"
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:43, archived)
You've left a lump of shit in your bog all day?
You rank cunt.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:46, archived)
You rank cunt.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:46, archived)
what am i supposed to do,
fish it out with my hands? if it won't go, it won't go.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:49, archived)
fish it out with my hands? if it won't go, it won't go.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:49, archived)
Yeah. Fair play. Leaving a shit to fester in your bog is a perfectly normal thing for an adult to do oh no wait it's fucking rank.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:50, archived)
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:50, archived)
well my attitude is,
it's not embarrassing me, it's only embarrassing itself.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:54, archived)
it's not embarrassing me, it's only embarrassing itself.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:54, archived)
i almost took a photo of it when i first did it,
it was such a masterpiece
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 18:02, archived)
it was such a masterpiece
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 18:02, archived)
see this, this is your khazi
this is your khazi in the house where you live
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 18:06, archived)
this is your khazi in the house where you live
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 18:06, archived)
I won't be happy until the popular board is entirely full of Bob Todd faecal failures.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 19:00, archived)
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 19:00, archived)
You live with human effluent floating around your house.
If that isn't a catastrophic life failure then I don't want to know what is.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 19:39, archived)
If that isn't a catastrophic life failure then I don't want to know what is.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 19:39, archived)
floating around?
come on that's a bit hyperbolic isn't it? it was most certainly a sinker.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 20:00, archived)
come on that's a bit hyperbolic isn't it? it was most certainly a sinker.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 20:00, archived)
congratulations, your level of hygiene returned to slightly above that of a bag lady
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:54, archived)
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:54, archived)
i'm just glad i'm no longer shitting my own veins out,
at one point i thought it was going to emit a kidney
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:56, archived)
at one point i thought it was going to emit a kidney
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:56, archived)
star trek is the only thing shitter than dr who and star wars
/ac
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 16:14, archived)
/ac
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 16:14, archived)
DS9 is better than Dr Who,
it's the only Star Trek i can bear to watch
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 16:45, archived)
it's the only Star Trek i can bear to watch
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 16:45, archived)
ha,
i'm getting a bit worried actually, that watching so much of it is turning us both into trekkies
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:16, archived)
i'm getting a bit worried actually, that watching so much of it is turning us both into trekkies
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 17:16, archived)
hey I'm doing my best here
not my fault the place is dead on its arse
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 13:38, archived)
not my fault the place is dead on its arse
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 13:38, archived)
ok, we'll just sit back and enjoy this great thread you started then
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 13:46, archived)
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 13:46, archived)
s'alright, might pop out for a celebratory quarter pounder or something
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 11:01, archived)
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 11:01, archived)
Morning. So did you actually get married yesterday?
If so congratulations!
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 11:24, archived)
If so congratulations!
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 11:24, archived)
Welcome to the club, married life is great.
Like yesterday I got to drive to Birmingham and spend half a months pay on a handbag and then another hundred quid on a dinner that she sicked up all over my car on the way home.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 11:57, archived)
Like yesterday I got to drive to Birmingham and spend half a months pay on a handbag and then another hundred quid on a dinner that she sicked up all over my car on the way home.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 11:57, archived)
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 12:12, archived)
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 12:12, archived)
morning,
i did a huge poo that won't flush down, it was a lot easier to pass than it has been lately but i don't know if i'm any less constipated or whether i've just stretched my bumhole.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 11:28, archived)
i did a huge poo that won't flush down, it was a lot easier to pass than it has been lately but i don't know if i'm any less constipated or whether i've just stretched my bumhole.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 11:28, archived)
The concept is explained adequately here.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 12:06, archived)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk
( , Sun 18 Oct 2015, 12:06, archived)
so what's the betting on this being the last christmas for b3ta
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 16:08, archived)
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 16:08, archived)
i think as long as we all work together like a family b3ta will never close
it's more than just a forum, it's our home
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 16:10, archived)
it's more than just a forum, it's our home
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 16:10, archived)
Bob has always stated that even if nobody is here the site will carry on, he's a cunt
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 16:10, archived)
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 16:10, archived)
this place is fine,
we've matured. we no longer feel the need to constantly post all the time, comfortable just to be in each other's company, silently rocking back and forth and pressing F5 all day.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 16:30, archived)
we've matured. we no longer feel the need to constantly post all the time, comfortable just to be in each other's company, silently rocking back and forth and pressing F5 all day.
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 16:30, archived)
matured beyond the point of thinking penis shaped balloon hats are funny
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 17:27, archived)
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 17:27, archived)
she stole stock from her workplace, she deserved everything she got, thieving pikey bitch
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 21:10, archived)
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 21:10, archived)
I'll be honest with you, I believe unemployeds and spastics should be burned at the stake
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 21:25, archived)
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( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 21:38, archived)
I'd have given her a thump up the knickers 30 years ago, that's as far as it goes
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 22:06, archived)
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 22:06, archived)
watch this instead, it's like dr who and it's also got hugh laurie and jennifer saunders in it www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTUcoR8_pyE
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 21:11, archived)
do you actually think I like her? I mean, have you ever read any of my posts here ever?
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 21:24, archived)
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 21:24, archived)
I think this post is pretty much 100% kate bush
b3ta.com/talk/7853612
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 21:32, archived)
b3ta.com/talk/7853612
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 21:32, archived)
it could equally be construed as 100% Chas and Dave you daft cunt
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 22:06, archived)
( , Sat 17 Oct 2015, 22:06, archived)
I had to click that I wasn't a fucking robot
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