rrroooeeeaARRRGGhhhhhthat's wookie for 'Alright?'
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 15:12,
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you don't need to tell me, buddyi'm good. watching nxt actually. you?
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 15:24,
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Chillin like Matt Dillon on penicillinGonna watch Civil War in a bit.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 15:32,
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i quite enjoyed it despite it feeling like 2 films stuck togethermaybe you will too
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 15:43,
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Might get my willy out in a bit actuallyWaggle it about a bit, y'know
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 15:34,
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one minute between you calling rich bent and you telling a load of online men you're getting your nob out(
manolith hooray for me, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 15:44,
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bit clammy?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 15:51,
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Yeah it is.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Oct 2016, 15:35,
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what time do you think afternoon becomes evening?(
manolith hooray for me, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 15:45,
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Depends on the time of year. Today, it'll be about 6.15
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Oct 2016, 15:50,
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cool, i knew this red-hot question would bring out some controversial opinions(
manolith hooray for me, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 17:06,
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It's evening now.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Oct 2016, 18:21,
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'noon.Actually had Sunday lunch at lunchtime, which was nice (doubly so, as I didn't have to be involved in its preparation).
I trust everyone's Sunday is going to plan? I'm ahead on my chores, and so am feeling good, despite the mountain of laundry that is clamouring for my attention.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 16:41,
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^ using b3ta as a personal blog is both big AND clever(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 16:42,
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my sunday is going wellhad lunch made for me, managed to eat quite a bit of it, i have booze for tonight and i'm pretty sure i'm getting a new copy of back in black for my birthday.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 16:43,
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she's been hiding a lot so i don't have any good picscame out to watch a bit of telly though
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 18:17,
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Doesn't look very sure of you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Oct 2016, 18:22,
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alright mofahaup early, or dirty stopout?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 6:42,
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Hey man. I'm not feeling at my best this morning. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Oct 2016, 7:36,
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I'm not sure I can handle you like this(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 7:48,
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morning threads are a great way to light up these gloomy autumn mornings(
Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 7:56,
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I am the bringer of light in these dark times(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 8:52,
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Lucifer, in other words.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 15:01,
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Hahahahahahaha Sunday (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 11:49,
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Cooked your Pi yet?hahaha get it? cooked? pi?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 14:51,
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Alright /talk. As a guy with no sense of smell or taste I am interested to know what the last thing you smelt or tasted was?
You can say my Nan. But you cannot say Hitler.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 0:18,
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apparently supermarkets don't sell rock/metal CDswhat did they not sell last time you went?
alt: getting pissed tonight?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 16:43,
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wow, you must all be very satisfied with your local supermarkets(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 17:22,
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i'm well aware of my local supermarket's limitations by now,so i usually know what to expect (or rather, what not to expect) before i go in there. Although they sometimes surprise me by not having such basic things as onions.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 22:09,
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Tesco over here have a British aisle (I suppose to counter the Polish aisle in UK stores)only it's got Reese's Pieces and Hershey chocolate on it
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 18:06,
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There's an Irish aisle in our Morrisons. It just sells exactly the same things under Irish brands. Barry's Tea, Tayto crisps etc.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 18:13,
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American chocolate is horribleI like peanut butter cups though
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H.B.Mupps, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 18:20,
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Well this is surely excusable seeing as how they saved our Limey asses in WW2.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 19:21,
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drifteri got a real hankering for a drifter bar but i couldn't find one in either of the two co-ops i went into nor the tesco
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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 18:12,
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Maybe you'd find one under the boardwalk, ahahaha. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 18:19,
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Get this, right, The Drifters had a famous song called 'under the boardwalk'! This is genuinely 'common knowledge'. It's worse than not knowing who Skee-lo is.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 18:43,
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Ahh yes I forgot he moonlighted as a singer. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 19:01,
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A postcard saying 'Greetings from Cyprus' and a souvenir keyring.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 18:28,
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I've been going to the waitrose, as the aldi is closed for a refit.I might keep going. The essentials stuff isn't too pricey and as long as you don't go mad and start buying truffle oil or fancy cheese it's fine.
Although the people pushing and shoving for their free coffee at 10 am, getting all shirty with the woman because their latte is taking a while. Surely these are the sort of people that have coffee machines at home?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 8 Oct 2016, 18:31,
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There are two things that put me off Waitrose. The fear I'll turn into the sort of smug wanker that thinks they're a member of an exclusive club because of the supermarket they shop in, and the fact the nearest one to me is sterling.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 18:41,
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All we've got within a short walk is a waitrose and an aldi.Tbe exclusive club thing is spot on. You see peoppe talling to the manager like you would a nice loval shop keeper. People ask why I don't drive to sainsbury or tesco. I just can't seem to bring myself to take a 30 minute round trip at least, to get groceries. Life is too short.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 8 Oct 2016, 18:47,
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I agree with this sentiment. I actually like lidl and Aldi because they have less choice in things I couldn't care less about. Like washing powder and that. It's less of a baffling ordeal.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 18:50,
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Yeah, aldi suits me. Shame the meat is so poor. Luckily there's a butcher in town i can stop by on the way home.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 8 Oct 2016, 18:54,
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Lidl's is okish but I try and go to the butcher. There's a spice shop that has a decent halal butcher in it and they're typically open when I'm out of work. Traditional butchers aren't usually open at night or when I'm awake at the weekend.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 19:00,
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Stick your euros up your arse, we voted leave(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 19:03,
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Some bloke just walked into the toilet im in whistling what I think was Peter and the Wolf, but with at least two of the notes the wrong way round. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 18:51,
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Alt: seems because ladypig is still in recovery I'm having a girly night in.Tiramisu cake, computer games and special brew.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 8 Oct 2016, 19:08,
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I'm quite surprised at how many couples are at this Sadowitz gig. He's not started yet mind. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 19:25,
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want me to come round and do your nails? (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 19:33,
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Yes please.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 8 Oct 2016, 19:51,
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I recently found out autotrader is no longer printed(
Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 19:24,
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As someone who remembers phoning up countless already-exasperated at teatime on the day of print sellers of 500 pound shitheaps to be told they've already been sold, I have mixed feelings about this. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 19:28,
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Heroin, which rather put a dampener on my evening.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 19:32,
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^Livin' on the edge(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 20:11,
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^Edge Reardon's week (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 20:49,
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Loads of stuff But get this, there are other shops that do and if none of them are near you, you can buy stuff off of the internet now and they'll even deliver it to you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 19:41,
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I swear down m8Bloke down pub told me
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 20:48,
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As if "pubs" are still a thing.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 22:11,
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the state of delivery companies these days is fucking shocking, as well(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 22:25,
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Decent sandwiches. They always look niceThey even do a "gourmet" range that look fantastic...in th wrapper:
Get them out of it and it's always the same story. Total shit.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 20:01,
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You know what the upside is though? You didn't off yourself. You're underestimating your own mental fortitude yo.
Those that would insult you and seek to do you harm are beneath you because they are forced to resort to sophomoric insults due to their own inability to handle their OWN bullshit. You are NOT weak. You are not someone that'll do something drastic and rash. You're someone, on the internet that sees assholes and while affected by it to an extent, can see them for what they are. Trolls, no more, no less. They have NO balls so they go with insults cheaper than their internet education.
Be better, be stronger. You got this shit fam.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 1:23,
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Death doesn't bother me.It's the amount of time I spend thinking about slippers that's bothering me.
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CowJam, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 13:28,
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bare feet save brain power, time and money.just don't leave your house. it's dangerous out there.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 14:15,
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Morning. How's the family?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 7:58,
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doing alrightReckon it'll be walking by the end of the month
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 10:38,
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Mine doesn't seem to be in any hurry, doesn't even bother to crawl properly it just rolls around everywhere(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 10:47,
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GET WITH THE PROGRAM, WEENUS(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 11:01,
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Fuck this shit.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 11:07,
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shove a traffic cone down your jap's eye(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 11:34,
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I don't think that will help.Thanks, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 13:48,
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I'm listening to Head Hunters. I might have some Laphroaig.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 15:53,
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Prostitution rocks (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 3:48,
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Elton John's less successful etc. etc.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 7:57,
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quit hassl'ing these babble jockies you board jumping traitor!!!(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 22:32,
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Silver lining (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 8 Oct 2016, 4:02,
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8,000,000!!!!!! FUCKING YEAH!!!!!!Just practicing
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 22:47,
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They were pretty funny weren't they?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 23:25,
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Wait, how the fucking what(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 23:23,
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I just used my 733t h4x0r skills (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 23:29,
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Oh you fucking cheating cunt(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 23:23,
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I'm not really after the 8,000,000th /talk post, I just wanted to imagine what it might feel like to post it.Bit of a disappointment if I'm honest.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 23:41,
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..., more like?
please create a sentence to which the above would be your response to
?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 18:56,
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Yeah. Whatever(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 19:05,
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Bit rude, more like.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 19:10,
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Big fucking floppy cock(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 19:06,
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Is that better or worse than a small one that gets good and hard?Asking for a friend.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 20:34,
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still looking for accapella rap samples? skip to four minutes-ish:www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2uJRkeSY4
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 22:07,
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I love how whilst she's busy masturbating over her self-importance and purity and motherhood, nearby an entirely untended child is, from the background noise, possibly hammering nails through their own feet, or playing with a handgun laying idly about in preparation for the end times. I mean really, fuck off, completely fuck off, and grow the fuck up, you utter fucking idiot. try just for a little tiny moment to stop gazing into a mirror weeping with one hand down your pants, and try engaging with the actual world of real humans around you.
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vladimir, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 22:39,
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Deep breaths now, vlad. Fight the red mist. I know you can do it. Stay strong.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 22:47,
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thanks Mr. Tea I appreciate your support at this difficult time(
vladimir, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 22:50,
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WorseThen better
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 21:20,
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Confused, do you need an egg or something(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 19:10,
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Oh jeez(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 19:11,
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No I won't, and I feel you should take your shit thread, back a bag and turn 360 from this forum and walk away . Thanks for listening. (
mongychops, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 19:22,
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^ gay spaz w.l.i.u.t.b-b.f.o. gay spazzes(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 19:27,
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Why not just g.s.w.l.I.u.t.b-b.f.o.g.s(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 19:45,
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Because I derive puerile satisfaction from writing the phrase 'gay spaz'.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 19:47,
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^g.s.w.l.I.u.t.b-b.f.o.g.s(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 19:56,
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Unhand me, you bent brute(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 20:12,
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What's it all about, Alfie? crooned the late scouse cloakroom attendant, Cilla Blackbut what is it all about? What are you all about? My bins? Someone else's bins perhaps. I beg of you, reveal your pearls of wisdom, like so many gobs of hot, salty info.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:46,
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It's all just a load of old bollocks really.Having children is just saddling the next generation with the question of meaning you could not answer
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:47,
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Having children means there's someone to work to fund my pension.I'm happy for my kids to toil to support my retirement, but anyone who didn't bother to breed should have their money cut off.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:55,
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As my Dad elbowed his way through the crowd of chubby Germans exiting the ski liftforcing his way on through the exit doors and bypassing the huge queues of "gormless cretins" waiting on the other side, he turned to me and said "there's no point growing old if you don't grow crafty".
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:50,
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I don't think crafty means what your dad thinks it means.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:52,
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he thinks it means "doing that prick thing everyone else would do if they didn't have things like moral qualms or manners"(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:54,
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^ son of a prick(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:59,
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damn straightand both my grandfathers had second families with other women too
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:01,
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Dusty was a lot less choosy when she was on the ludes.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 15:29,
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Lude, where's my care?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 15:30,
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Well, this clearly calls for an "I went through your nan's exit doors."(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:55,
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LOL 42 LIKE WOT IS SEZ IN THAT BOOK LOOOOOOOL(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:51,
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as if you can read(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:57,
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*glib phrase in serif font underneath a photo of waves crashing against a lighthouse*(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:51,
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If he beats u but the pain of leaving him is worse then he's made 4 u(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:52,
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I'd put that underneath a picture of an egg and a meringue(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:55,
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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:58,
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u carry soup in ur pocket, m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:11,
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"I have a high metabolic rate so can eat whatever the fuck I want."Put that on a Minion picture.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:01,
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in all serious, I just want to make an improvement to something in a way that other people appreciateEven if that improvement is improved upon by others further down the line, I know that I helped ease the load for other people, albeit briefly.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:54,
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is this about lego trains?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:58,
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doesn't have to beThat car repair wiki from yonks ago has helped loads of people
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:01,
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I don't have the sort of medical skills required to help you m8(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:16,
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I believe in love, TwoieWithout true love we just exist, Twoie
Until you find the love you've missed
You're nothing, Twoie
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:56,
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I'm currently listening to a track called 00101110 01100100 01000001 01100101 01100100 00100000 01010011 01001001 00100000 01101110 01001111 01100111 01000101 *error404*which translated to text appears to read 'Egon is dead' backwards.
There has to be some meaning to that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:00,
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google thinks it might mean something about Harold Ramis(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:01,
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He's replaced Paul McCartney, but no one has noticed?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:03,
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That's a nice watch and all thatbut I can't see what it's got to do with Portal.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:10,
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Did he make a note that it was a huge success?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:17,
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great internet commentI have to say I'm not a fan of the watch face, but this is way beyond anything I could make, so I shouldn't really comment. Well done
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:14,
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I've got a slightly oddly long toe small toe on one foot, and then a really short small toe on the other.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:11,
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that's good luck, that(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:12,
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Makes buying boots hard.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:14,
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try pulling on the short one, like the laces on a hoodie(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:17,
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YOU ARE A CUNT(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:24,
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They do toe, don't they toe?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:19,
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twitter.com/EoinOKane/status/784380027123163136
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:18,
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yeah, i dunno, he's a bit tappedhe played in cardiff recently and i've been told he asked staff at the venue not to look him in the eye
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:27,
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When he played Leeds Castle, I could hear the whole thing from my back garden.That was a real treat.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:33,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:22,
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, cried manolith as he hurled another rasher of baconwww.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/men-pelt-worshippers-mosque-bacon-8984499
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:24,
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ah, i was confused as to why it had anything to do with methen i saw that one of the men had a beard.
good one, grrr
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:26,
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The Polish version described the bearded man as a "wookie".The Mirror version is much drier.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:31,
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 14:50,
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i'm all about the eviland dream of one day ruling the world from my secret volcano lair
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 15:00,
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A useless fact about the first Dark Souls game:When playing online, if you ring the first Bell of Awakening at the top of the Undead Church (the first major mission of the game), all other players on the same server as you will hear the bell ringing.
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 15:06,
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thus letting us know for whom the bell tolls(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 15:34,
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wtf did i just watch?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 15:40,
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Something somewhere between unfunny comedy and shit art.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 15:47,
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6/7, damn gay fish threw me off a perfect 7www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37578759
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 12:40,
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Abysmal, Twilight of the Cods, 1 / 7Surely Cöderdämmerung would have been a better pun?
My only correct one was the paella one, and I only knew that because some of the responses on Twitter were fucking brilliant
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 12:45,
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2/7but I got the fish one right
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 12:49,
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since the kent quiz seems to have ceased to be, got any good polish quizzes?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 12:52,
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Mr Sheen or Pledge?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:01,
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current quiz seems to be TRUE PATRIOT OR SATANIC LEFTIST BABY MURDERER?not sure there's any winners
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:02,
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With cod on your side Your score: 4/7your post made me get that one wrong :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 12:57,
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Yeah, I got that one wrong because of The Doveston too.For shame, you and your campaign of misinformation.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:02,
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i said soz, get over it(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:05,
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Fair dinkum.The first time you said soz, I didn't hear you because I was too busy repling to Tangled.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:06,
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Mrs Smith, 45, said: 'It's got to be the world's worst message in a bottle effortwww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3826821/So-no-pirates-Boy-eagerly-smashes-open-bottle-read-hidden-message-inside-discover-one-day-old-written-two-men-cocaine-session.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:03,
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why the fuck would you go on a cocaine bender on hayling island?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:08,
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because there's fuck all else to do?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:18,
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christ, imagine living there(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:20,
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the actual worst person i know lives there says it all, really
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:48,
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Right, what kind of fucking lunatic picks up an empty beer bottle on a beach?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:11,
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and uses a small hammer on it five times five times
five times
five times
five times
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:50,
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If I caught my kids smashing bottles on the beach, I'd tan their hides.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:18,
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he took it home and broke it with a hammer.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:28,
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So I see.This trick of just reading the headline (or URL) isn't very effective.
Even still, I'd not be encouraging my children to bring home crap they find dumped on the beach, either.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:33,
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You're not allowed to take home salvage these days are you?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:33,
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No idea.If my kids want new toys, we go to Toy'R'Us, not scavenging.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:36,
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I think I'd rather scavenge on an empty beach than brave toys r us.Apparently now I'm a grown adult I'm not really supposed to set off a whole row of noisy toys all at once.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:37,
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I thought Toy'R'Us was a literal Aladdin's Cave, when I was little.Visiting one with my own children quickly freed me from that idea. Argos is far more tolerable.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:39,
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I was a bit like that with The Gadget Shop. It's just useless tat.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:42,
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mine have empty beer bottles at home to play with, so don't need to scavenge(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:38,
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Nicked arteries build character!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:40,
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I'm not saying that kid has thick parents, but that's not exactly a very old beer bottle, is it?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 13:22,
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just done some quick calculations and based on the last 7 days of postingwe will hit 8 million posts on monday oct 10th at 18:03
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:14,
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1549 posts to go(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:15,
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no problemno problem
no problem
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:19,
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That's great!Know what else is great? These new fivers! They're really something.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:20,
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I'm mad for the new fiverYou could say I'm Five Alive!
Don't though.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:24,
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fuck Johnny 5He should've been stopped and dismantled.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:46,
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I cried when it looked like he'd been blown up.I cried again when he succumbed to being axed in the battery.
You're a heartless monster, Two Hats. That said, Captain Harris did have a point - it was irresponsible to leave a battle mech to wander about unsupervised.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:58,
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PROCTOR!*blue oysters*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:05,
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'member the carton drink called 5 alive? what were tharrabout?it had 5 different fruit flavours. 'member?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:34,
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Not getting the buzzHad plastic notes in Northern Ireland for ages and also in Canada for the past four years.
So Bank of England notes are catching up? Well whoopee shit!
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Lord Gnome, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:32,
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I don't want to spoil the illusion for you,but my child-like wonder at this new form of note may not be entirely genuine.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:34,
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I've been in Canada since 2012I'm getting used to taking things at face value.
Apart from Canadian politeness- that only applies to visitors to Canada- once you live here you soon discover it's a myth.
Dunno if you know how Canadian politeness is a big thing, well this is reality once you are accepted.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:37,
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What's that aboot, eh?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:40,
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I'm out westThe 'aboot' thing is more Ontario- maybe Manitoba if you go that far east.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:46,
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I live in a small town in southern AlbertaIt's very redneck, but I'm learning to live with that.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:01,
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Everything I know about Canada has been garnered from Due South and The Trailer Park Boys.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:55,
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Same here until I moved hereThen I realised Trailer Park Boys was an actual documentary and that Due South was complete crap.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:03,
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DS was alright, well... preferable to going to lectures anyway.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:07,
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It's more about the hubbub about a subject so unfathomably mundane and dullIt's like when thin 50p pieces were introduced. I've heard loads of converstions about the fivers now, all running to a similar script.
Cunt: Oooh, is that one of those new fivers?
Twat: Aye, it is
Cunt: Can I have a feel?
Twat: Aye, go on then
Cunt strokes the fiver like it's the turin shroud or something
Cunt: Ooooh it feels weird
Twat: Aye, not sure if I like them
Cunt: They're doing it with the tenners and twentys too, don't you know?
Etc. etc.
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:40,
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don't forget to check the serial numbers on them(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:41,
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yeah well, some of the first prints are selling for like £50 - £100anything with a serial number beginning aa01
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:51,
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that is fucking mental(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:06,
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£2 coins blew my mind.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:42,
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InoriteIt's, like, two different pieces of metal! And how does the silver bit stay in the gold ring? Witchcraft, I say, I mean, has anyone even BEEN inside the Royal Mint?
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:47,
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I heard they just rebranded a job lot of Euros.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:51,
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I've got 2-pound coins that are one solid piece of metal(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:54,
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hey you, polandfacehow would you pronounce 'Szymczewska' phonetically?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:14,
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Shim-CHEFF-skaI bet her first name is Magda
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:21,
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I bet ur name is Magda m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:26,
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Is it 'Jackie'?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:28,
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What if i post once a minute for the next 1500 minutes. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:26,
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Go for itNot as if this board is swamped any more.
If you do it I will personally send you a balloon with the number 8,000,00 written on the front- and a personal message of your choice on the reverse side.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:30,
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Which will herald the unexpected return of Baldmonkey(
Lord Gnome, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:26,
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he never lefti am baldmonkey
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:32,
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BullshitHe was much funnier than you- and could throw a better tantrum.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:33,
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yeah all the personal attacks carried out off the board were hystericali really miss him making my life difficult. it was the best
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:37,
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He is a BBW(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:41,
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He had his good moments though.When he was good he was very, very good
Ad when he was bad he was horrid.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:45,
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I haven't the faintest idea(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:56,
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yeah ok, fair enoughhe did come back for a bit, pretended to be someone else
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:38,
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Boudicca used to do that every other dayWhich was fun.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:48,
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oh god, i'd better get my affairs in order(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:28,
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it's because monster munch jumped the gunyou wouldn't believe the fiver thread *i* was planning. we'd have hit 8 million in about 20 minutes, i'd say.
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:36,
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No doubt you'd have made your position clear through the medium of slightly off doodles.I never did find Wally, by the way.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:41,
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Like this?i.imgur.com/gAYq9a6.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:55,
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Manolith could learn a lot from you - the meaning of that drawing is very clear.You make better use of the mano-hand than he does.
Then again, the doodle manolith looks much more like me than the doodle monster munch does. Oh god, I just can't help but find fault in everything!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:01,
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Sorry, I picture you as looking like a cross between Mr Peanut and the Monopoly fella(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:05,
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I'm not going to be online at that point.Can we speed things up a little so we get there by Monday lunchtime?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:34,
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be the change you want to see in the world(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:47,
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Have you got change you want to see in the world from a fiver?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:52,
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I'm working towards 9 million now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:37,
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I've already calculated when we can expect the 9 millionth postpostimg.org/image/5xdbtqsxd/
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:56,
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lol, as if civilisation as we know it will exist then(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:59,
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Block Category - Mixed Content/Potentially Adult;File Storage/Sharing (
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:07,
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quite right tooI sometimes use it for File Storage/Sharing of my penus
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:11,
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Urgh.My hangover's kicking in. And in the rush to get in my taxi last night I left my jacket in the pub with my 'leccy key in the pocket.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:11,
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it'll be covered in partially defrosted soup by now(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:12,
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But where will you keep your soup, now?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:13,
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So that's not a sandwich in your pocket?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:18,
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So, those new fivers, eh?They've got a see through bit on one side! Crazy!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:34,
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how long are the old fivers still good for?cos I've loads of 'em
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:36,
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More fool you.Should have changed them into euros before the brexit vote.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:38,
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Selling them off cheap, are they?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:41,
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well cheap mateI haven't seen the pound-zloty rate this low in multiple yonks
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:48,
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Would be excellent news for our nation's exporters.If only we hasn't destroyed manufacturing and shifted the focus of the economy onto the service sector.
Still, I'm sure London will remain as the world's financial hub, post brexit.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:58,
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If it's see through, surely it's on both sides?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:38,
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Smeared with the puke of a hen party? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:41,
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Hey, how's Jeronimo, or whatever he name is(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:50,
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jahronimo?i saw him yesterday. he came in asking if his ban had been lifted
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:54,
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hahahawhat was he banned for? Or do I not want to know?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:54,
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being a fucking benny, mostlyhe keeps dropping lenses or using smoke machines in unventilated camera studios
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:00,
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classic jahronimoHas his ban been lifted?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:04,
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yeah, usually at the start of the academic year, they're given a second chancehe'll be banned again before christmas, i reckon
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:07,
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I hope this thread becomes so popular, it gets enough replies to hit the 8,000,000 milestone.Wouldn't that be a fine landmark of /talk's excellence?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:40,
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>1,500 posts on the subject of banknotes is totaly an achievable goal!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:44,
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apparently that bloke was deportedgood, coming over there, stealing our songs
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:57,
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Not true, according to a BBC News article from 2013.I have never heard this "one pound fish" song.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:10,
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not true in the sense that he definitely left at HM's request and hasn't come back sincebut wasn't necessarily escorted onto the plane.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:15,
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dunno I don't carry cash(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:44,
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^ relies on his flexible friend(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:46,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLyhszxwsZA
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:50,
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I heard a woman in a shop yesterday say "oh no, I don't use contactless" In a really stuck up way.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:47,
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I think I need to phone the bank to get contactless enabled, and that seems like more hassle than it's worth.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:52,
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I used contactless for the first time about a week agoit was alright. 7/10 would hold card up against reader again.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:56,
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I tried to use it to get through a tube barrier. It did not work but I nearly got through it anyway from the sheer force of the disgruntled commuters behind me.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:07,
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i bet that's because her life is entirely contactlesssexual contactless
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:56,
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What was my wife doing in Cambridge?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:03,
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woooOOOshhh!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:05,
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Wahey!Hot Strikey-G action!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:08,
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Probably the first time in ages I've wished I were back in Blighty for a day,just so I could get my hands on your new fancy plastic fivers. Contactless is top banana, though.
Conspiracy theory: are they now making money out of plastic so that you can't snort coke with it any more?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:17,
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Dan the nose said you can still use the new fivers for snorting blow.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:18,
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Yeah but he has superior suction powers.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:19,
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What about blowing snort?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:25,
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The Royal Mint is in cahoots with the people that make those novelty nose hoovers.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:19,
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The canadian notes have a diffraction grating in the plastic window. If you shine a laser through it, it'll project the value of the note onto a wall.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:22,
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Bullshit (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:25,
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I don't know about youbut every time I want to check whether a fiver's genuine, I shine a fucking laser through it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 10:30,
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morningEDIT: If you have any foreign currency whatsoever, today's the day to convert it to quids before Monday's inevitable rebound.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 7:04,
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Morning. Is it alright to feed an avocado to a baby if it's gone a bit black?Asking for a friend
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 7:06,
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not advisedas from that point your baby can never go back
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 7:10,
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If your baby has gone "a bit black" I would have words with the bloke wanking in he greenhouse. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:45,
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marninghow soon do we hit it?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 7:18,
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5 of us could manage it in a weekaccording to the stats.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 7:32,
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morningI'm a bit early today, so would it be alright for me to leave a little earlier?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:06,
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it's Friday, no-one's going to notice(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:17,
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they might, I already knock off early on a Friday(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:20,
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Morning.My office has decided to do Jeans For Genes Day, 3 weeks after the actual event. As a consequence, I look like I'm attending a fancy dress party as Jeremy Clarkson.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:07,
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Even Clarkson's not enough of a twat to have an ostentatious 'tache mate(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:17,
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fuck it, I'm coining "ostentacheious" for smug pricks with stupid face hair(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:18,
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#tachelivesmatter(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:13,
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*fiddles with tip*(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:29,
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This seems like an appropriate time of day to say "good morning".Also: 14th place on the stats sheet. Get in!
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:16,
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you slot right in there under McBeefwhich isn't the best place to be unless you have an umbrella handy
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:19,
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Not sure if everyone gets the same Random Quotes, but this amused mei.imgur.com/Ny8Qw7R.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:34,
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Luckily there's a buffer of a couple of posters in between us.Given McBeef's flow rate, though, I'd better start posting furiously.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:41,
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alrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalright(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:45,
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steady onyou just spunked 10 new threads up the wall
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:53,
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no-one's done an alright thread in ages#brokenb3ta
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:09,
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there was one recentlyb3ta.com/talk/7997005
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:16,
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Ha, blankI wonder why
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:33,
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morningwhat's the point in foreign currency? everywhere should just accept british money because it is the best
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:44,
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dunno, i haven'ti check the serial number on every one i get
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:58,
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Oh boy, I can't wait for the new fivers discussion thread!(
H.B.Mupps, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:02,
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I got one from the cornershop, this morning.Decided against trying to rip it, just in case.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:15,
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A bloke in a charity shop let me hold onewhat a time to be alive
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:34,
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there used to be a pub in Holyhead with a big sign assuring customers that they will not accept payment in the form of that awful euroluckily it's such a thriving metropolis that they don't need to count their blessings for every penny they take
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:54,
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There's a pub in Southall that accepts payment in rupees.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:00,
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wales would be great if it wasn't for all the people who live here(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:00,
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same could be said of many placesespecially France.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:18,
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sounds like an antiseptic crean(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:11,
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Morning mate.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:57,
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Does anyone else think that Theresa Maylooks like an Ann Widdecombe who's sold her soul to Beelzebub in order to lose a couple of stone but forgot to ask if she could no longer look like a weather-beaten transvestite who's just had a lemon juice enema and liked it?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 8:58,
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Hit the nail on the headYou should be a cutting edge journalist or something
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:03,
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if i'm honest, i haven't thought that, no(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:03,
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But now that I've said it, would you objectively disagree?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:07,
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appearance is the first thing I consider when deciding how to vote(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:07,
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You should focus on the important qualities,like footwear choices and baking preferences.
This is why I'll never be able to support mcbeef on any issue.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:18,
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it bothers me more that they'll cast Jenny Agutter as her in the eventual Brexit biopicand it'll be the final nail in my Walkabout wankbank coffin
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:16,
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:(Then again, Greta Scacchi's Thatcher was pretty sexy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:19,
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"The Lady is for turning."Jeffrey didn't look too shabby, either.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:29,
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there's something very wrong with you(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:31,
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That's far too depressing a thought for this time of the morning.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 9:21,
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It's poetry day, so I've thought I'd have a goOh Morris Marina,
Morris Marina
What are these exhaust fumes whenever you're near?
Marina,
Morris Marina,
You can't move because you're stuck in third gear.
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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:08,
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I enjoyed it.Sorry sorry I meant, that was shit.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:08,
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Thanks.That means a lot to me. It may encourage me to have another go.
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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:10,
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Praise where praise is due. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:13,
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Replying up here.You are a big dumb cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 23:02,
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Aww thanks. Don't get upset now will you.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 23:06,
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Don't know what that is because I was born in '82 buf for all of our birthdays until my sisters and I were about 6 we had a magician and punch and judy performer called 'Uncle Morris'.Wonder what happened to him. If he's not dead by now he's probably been Yewtreed.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:13,
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Mr Tumble next (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:13,
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It's a car built in the 70s.They had probably all rusted away by the mid 80s.
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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:25,
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poems don't work so well when you have to explain them.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:26,
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I don't think this one worked when unexplained.(
whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:37,
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Not really, no. Sorry(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:48,
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I do like poetry. And I like you. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 23:01,
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PissAlt: poo
Altalt: spunk
Altaltalt:guffs
Altaltaltalt: nan
Altaltaltaltalt: spunk some poo in to your nans guff cloud. Then piss.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:01,
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Hey mongy what do you think of this watch?
Asking for a friend in a lift
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:17,
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Is it worth 12 quid?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:39,
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You're such a terrible snob mongy(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:04,
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Looks like they forgot to fit a face(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:54,
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So's you are head m8!!!(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:55,
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Some good tittage there.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 21:38,
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This might be the most lucid thing I have ever read posted here (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:21,
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I take back my previous post. This is certainly the most lucid.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:28,
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Is frank still alive?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:37,
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I miss frank. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:38,
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No mate. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:39,
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No neither do I. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:41,
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I do too, nothing like a good one man thread rushShame he's parrot food now
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:45,
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Do parrots eat human flesh?I found out recently that quite a few animals traditionally classed as herbivores, are in fact opportunistic carnivores. They won't seek out flesh, but if like they find a dead rabbit or a mouse or baby bird, they'd just fucking eat them.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:49,
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We should bring back all the great faces of /talk...frank, dozer, money, the doveston etc(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:50,
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Dozer is still about(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:52,
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Aw he should get in touch to reminisce about old times (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 20:56,
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He posts and gets banned instantly.I ratted him out once so he doesn't gaz me anymore, but I guarantee he's the sort of narcissistic wanker thst drops in and does a search of his own name to see if we're still talking about him.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 21:02,
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He is like a perpetual boomerang. I like it when he gets to post one message and then disappears.
I like to think in reality he actually dematerialised at that exact moment too.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 21:11,
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When you finally get banned, I'll bet you do the vanity search too.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 21:13,
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Ow why would I ever get banned? (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 21:21,
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You're the sort of insufferable prick that will get all uppity about something and start acting out.All the bullshit about lifts and prostitutes, you're an attention seeker, so when people stop humouring you, or start calling you out, you'll have a dozer like melt down. Maybe. I've been wrong before.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 21:24,
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I got stuck in a lift so I decided to share. The prostitutes is just high jinx.
It's more fun to watch you lot get all uppity and on your very VERY high moral horses when I post stuff like that.
It generally tends to be other members act up when I post something, which is where I get my enjoyment from. Watching THEM have a melt down and get upset.
I do get upset from time to time but we all seem to be aware that's because of my non existent medication ;)
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 21:29,
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Lying on the Internet is well cool.The fact you see the piss taking here as people acting up shows how out of touch you are. You're a prime autist.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 21:35,
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I could say the same about you with regards to your interpretation of the things I post. And even this conversation we are having right now.
But do not get me wrong. I actually have no problem with you at all.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 21:59,
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He has a degree in Fine Aut, dontcha know.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:14,
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He's actually maybe worse than you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 21:54,
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No, see I just pretend to be unpopular for the lolz.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 21:58,
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We should start our own gang. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 21:59,
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I remember reading a book once where one of the characters had programmed his thoughts and personality into the internet in such incredible detail that when he ends up getting murdered it's like he's still alive as far as everyone he knows is concerned.I reckon I could help frank attain the same level of immortality with a few dozen lines of autohotkey code.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:25,
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I'd like to see the à la carte menu please(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:03,
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just screwing with the numbers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2016, 10:25,
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hey we're the monkees(
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Edge Fund Manager(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:54,
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Edgehammer(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:59,
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Rosebud was the edge Kane loved as a child(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 17:00,
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"Eye rolling response"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 18:39,
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Edginald D. Hunter(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 17:03,
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Edge antilles(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 17:14,
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Man on a Edge.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 17:16,
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Edge Varney(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 17:16,
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WWE Edgend, Brock Edgnar(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 17:21,
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Edgemund Hilary, standing at the top of Mount Edgerest(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 18:32,
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you can't say Hitler(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 22:05,
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So we've had toilets, and bum dildo and teeth pulling and rivers of 8 month old effluent.Can we have a nicer thread?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:44,
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FFS windy, I'd just submitted a rather sanctimonious post there.Cheers.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:46,
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You come accross a bit of a prick there mate, I probably would have saved you some embarrassment if you hadn't got all bummy at me.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:49,
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I don't want mail sympathisers teaching my hypothetical children.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:58,
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We could talk about my little penus if you like?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:50,
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I was told the inside of the elbow was called a weenus(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:52,
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I think it's the bit of skin that hangs loose when you straighten your arm(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:53,
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Yeah, I just realised that I should've explained that a bit more clearly(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:54,
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a bit more queerly more likeAS IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:51,
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the outside of the elbowbut I might be wrong
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:54,
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Hang on, I've lost track of this. Can you do a diagram of where the weenus and the penus are?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:58,
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of coursei.imgur.com/Z03rqPN.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:02,
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Brilliant. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:03,
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Now you've got me checking my elbows for excess skin.I don't have a weenus!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:03,
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Arm out straight. Everyone has a little bit of loose. How else would you bend your elbow?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:04,
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It just bunches up with a wrinkle or two.Nothing hanging down.
Conclusion: you lot are a bunch of flabby fatsos.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:08,
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My picture wasn't entirely medically accurate, I have to admit(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:09,
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I expect better from you.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:10,
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Mine doesn't hang down, but it's certainly almost the loosest bit of skin I've got. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:11,
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We're learning so much about each others bodies(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:11,
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Yes, but we don't need to hear about your penus.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:20,
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"Help me! Help me!"
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:25,
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have you ever listened to richard herring's podcast?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:52,
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Several years ago, when he had a recurring gag about Pippa Middleton's bumhole.But not since.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 17:11,
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i made it a bit more accuratei.imgur.com/2AUpLvO.png
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:05,
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You've got oddly similar handwriting. Are you the same person?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:06,
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We share a hand(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:10,
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Oh God. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:12,
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That's what he says(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:14,
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Often immitated never masturbated(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:45,
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needs more whiffy bumskull(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:11,
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add it on, this could be like one of those collaborative art projects that wankers do(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:45,
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if only we had some wankers on board to help us*cough*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:47,
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I quite often find myself googling medical terminology, so as to put my work into context.Most terms will return some gruesome picture, but I was pleased to find that "cervical dystonia" is just involuntary contractions of muscles in the neck.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:52,
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Yes.Most of the requests I get are in laymen's terms, but I'll need the correct technical term, and it's easier to look it up if I have an idea of what I'm looking for.
Works the other way, too - someone medical will have a specific request, so I'll look it up, so that I'll know what they're on about. No doubt, in the old days, people would get around this by knowing stuff.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:57,
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My office is a rollercoaster of fun!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:00,
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u1.photofunia.com/1/results/L/Q/LQWZm5u7U-RK3zblYL_P_g_r.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:06,
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No, polari is not spoken in my office.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:04,
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we had soup chat earlierwe could talk about soup again?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:53,
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I found the soup thread the most disgusting, I'm still processing how a grown man keeps frozen soup in his jacket pocket (
mongychops, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:54,
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Then I'd have to carry a bag around and a container home. The whole point of the process is that I don't have to carry stuff
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:03,
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(something about colostomy bags)(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:59,
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I missed soup chat, but that does sound bizarre (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:59,
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Well, how would you store and transport it?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:01,
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In a bag.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:05,
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Yeah, pocket soup is weird.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:07,
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they said that about pot noodle(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:10,
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Only if you tip it in a bag and commute to work with it in your pocket (
mongychops, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:16,
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Hey, what about thisA tea bag, but with soup in it. Then you just put it in a cup of hot water, and bingo. Thin, watery soup.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:22,
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I've also carried frozen burritos to work in my jacket pocket.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:27,
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They said that about the inventor of the pot noodle(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:43,
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That's just a cup a soup with added inconvenience.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:25,
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I'm the consommé professional(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:42,
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If i take sandwiches I take them in my pocket as well is that weird too?The way I see it, nobody knows (apart from you lot now) and it saves me having to carry it. It's not enough stuff for a rucksack (and they're pretty unpleasant to carry empty) and you look like a bit of a weirdo carrying carrier bags around with stuff you haven't bought anyway.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:12,
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If you're not willing to admit it to people you see in real life, it's weird.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:14,
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"Is that a sandwich in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:31,
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As it's my jacket pocket they'd probably be expressing concern as to whether I have a hernia.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:32,
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I get around this by taking enough stuff to work to fill a bagFlask of iced tea, although that may be turning into proper tea as the winter draws in, lunch, tub of fruit for snacking, a book, and everything else I need. I'm one of those goons who takes a bag everywhere though
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:30,
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See i work to not have to carry a bag around if I can help it. If I'm taking a book to work I usually put that in my other jacket pocket.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:31,
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Fucking hell how big is this jacket?I can get my wallet, or my vape* in my pocket. Going off this I assume you have a flasher's trenchcoat or a Shoplifter Special
*not my hand, it's for scale
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:34,
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It's just a normal north face jacket like thiswww.amazon.co.uk/North-Face-Mens-Quest-Jacket/dp/B00OV3JXYQ/
I can get my nook or a paperback in there and either two sandwiches in a sandwich bag or about a pint of soup.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:37,
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Vape? Eurgh (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:40,
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I was going to say ecig, but it blatantly isn't one#vapelyf
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:45,
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Rivers of Effluent?Boney M's follow-up zzzz...
Enoch Powell's follow up zzz...
That's all I can think of at the moment. Sorry to have missed the relevant thread.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 15:58,
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Scroll down and catch up.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:00,
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Yeah but I ain't going to be posting in it.It's all the way down there V
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Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:02,
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Well, I'm glad you've got a way to contribute. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:05,
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I was feeling mildly pleased with myself.I'm glad you're here to take a big old shit over it :(
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Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:09,
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No problem K(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:10,
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i got paid todaywhich is nice
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:33,
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not after last nightviciously hungover this morning, but birthday money was well spent!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:46,
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I hope I didn't offend you yesterday, Smash MonkeyI just hate that they make people jump through such humiliating hoops with very little incentive or reward. I'm angry on your behalf. Good luck in all your future endeavours.
Yours
TH
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:41,
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^wants you to touch his weenus(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:44,
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well it isn't going to touch itself(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:45,
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Use your manohand(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:47,
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"Mano, mano hand! I wanna touch, the mano hand!"(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:50,
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^wants a manohand(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:53,
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I am sure the wookie would be gentle with me.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:58,
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as long as you let him win(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 17:02,
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no worriesi'm hard to offend
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:45,
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did you just 'future endeavour' her?she'll end up on the b3ta equivalent of TNA now. which i guess would be /ot
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:54,
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She's free to make her own choices, Manolith(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 16:57,
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