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THAT'S IT - I HAVE DONE A YEAR (366 DAYS) OF POSTING A VAG CREAM EVERY DAY!

I would like to thank everyone who has supported me and taken the time to comment and also he b3ta bullies who has made me laugh, made me flounce and more importantly, made me continue with these.
(I will be going through my ignore list and taking those that were in it, off.)

Before I do that, here is something for everyone today: Stripy, side-boob Janet Jackson and Ginger Lynn Collins.
Followed by faded to grey Margaret Sullavan for the ladies, a man with a huge chopper, Danny Trejo.
(and Tit-Frog)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:10, archived)

Thank you b3ta - FIN

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:10, archived)

but how will I know it's morning if you don't do these anymore :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:17, archived)

and here is a link to each one...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:18, archived)

crikey, impressive linking

and further evidence that every b3tard has a higher than average score on the autism spectrum/scale thing :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:19, archived)

zero to however many days are in a year of links in 8 minutes.

I'd hire him!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:21, archived)

I had been preparing for this day, so I only had to add the last one.

*Three actually, as I forgot the add the last couple of days to the list.

and yes, I know... /links that way ---

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:29, archived)

I've seen what ocd can do to people, it's no laughing matter wobblers.

get some help, before it's too late!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:31, archived)

To be fair, I only started listed them about two/three months ago

* just after the last bashing by b3ta bullies spurred me on, to complete the year.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:37, archived)

bullying on b3ta?!?!

oh man, this place has changed :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:41, archived)

I call it CDO....

that way the letters are in alphabetical order!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)

Cheers Toasty

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:23, archived)

are you saying we all have ass burgers?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 16 May 2012, 7:42, archived)

I'll have a cheese slice and relish in mine please.

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:43, archived)

I think all artists do

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:54, archived)

fecking assmeat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:35, archived)

lol

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:04, archived)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:11, archived)

haha ^this^

Did you keep a tab of the links or is that a mammoth session of typing?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:12, archived)

either way.

I'm not knocking it, it's just classic signs

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

I went through my history and copied all the URL's into Excel

I then wrote a formula to add all the front and back bits on and then used these new links.

* Simples!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)

December 8 is still my fave

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:23, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)

Hahahaha, classic ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35, archived)

Woo and Yay and (may I add) a CONGRATS!

a whole years worth of Vag :)

Well done Wobbly :)

(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:14, archived)

Why thank you...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:36, archived)

Danny Trejo looks vile, like a human cherry stone

Margaret O'Sullivan one is nice though

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:51, archived)

I will miss my daily VAG

Thanks for the memories

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:56, archived)

You could just bookmark this post and click through each day?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:37, archived)

*worships* Truly top notch and the STAYING power is unbeatable!

I've enjoyed all of the ones I've seen Wobbly, thank you!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:15, archived)

I like you.... and you nice comment...

Thank you

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:38, archived)

So what's the theme for the next year?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:18, archived)

I have seen a few people come and go...

'FLEE' was one of my favourite but I think the one that should take the baton for the next year should be benito vaselini with his daily google search for real photos.

Either that or Michael Ellis as I believe his shopping skills leave little to be desired?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:26, archived)

there was a bit more to it than that

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:57, archived)

And I am sure we are all looking forward to it continuing..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:03, archived)

I decided to stop when I realised how much of my life I was wasting.

I would imagine you know how that feels.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:16, archived)

I don't feel this has been wasted at all

Just think about the the amount of conversations these have prompted, right into the Gay shift!
They have also sometimes 'kick-started' /board in the morning, today being a prime example of this.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

spammers regularly 'prompt conversations'.

If this was your aim I suggest you might be more suited to the /talk board. This board is for images that might make people laugh or at the very least have had some time, effort or thought expended on them.

Vagcreams fulfilled none of these criteria. They were an attention seeking vanity project best described by whoever it was who called them 'board cancer'.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:32, archived)

* Wonders off to learn from benito vaselini's artz

Yup, the Cliff Richard TOAP appears to fit all of the above criteria.

Once again, I would like to thank you for ~~leading by example~~ taking to time to advise how things should be done.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:09, archived)

whether or not you like my pictures - honestly your opinion means nothing to me - the intention is to make people laugh.

Prompting conversation and marking the end of 'gayshift' are things that happen organically when people post funny pictures.

You are not providing a service here - in fact you doing the board a massive disservice by making it look like the board is obsessed with the birthdays of minor celebs from 30 years ago. Who in their right mind would want to join a community like that?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:50, archived)

whether or not you like my pictures - honestly your opinion means nothing to me

Some people like what I do and other don't.
The people who like what I do say nice things and the people who don't will find the 'Ignore' button is very effective.
Everyone on b3ta is entitled to post what they want, say what they what and ignore who they want.
It's been nice, see ya!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07, archived)

I wonder how long it will be until it's just you and your sock puppets here chuntering away to yourself about Jim Dale's birthday

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

Too right.

Am I intitled to agree with you ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:51, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:19, archived)

Obviously our opinions meant something to you as you spent the best half of the past year trying to make people happy

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:51, archived)

oh no, a photoshop skills critique from a birthday-obsessed, filter-obsessed autism

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:01, archived)

Surely it should be famous people who have died on that date

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:30, archived)

How about 'Dog's with Elvis-type sneers'???

I reckon it could run and run?

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:38, archived)

Ugh

Furries have totally ruined this breed of dog for me. I cant see that head without imagining a muscular, leotard-clad body below it, bumming a muscular horse-man with a ballgag in his mouth in a gym changing room.
While a female skunk with a cock and minge rubs herself to oblivion in the background

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:13, archived)

Were you looking through my window last night?

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY FRIDAY NIGHTS

I mean uhh... ha ha, funny, that.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:07, archived)

Well, I'm spent.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:13, archived)

Congratulations

That is an epic achievement!

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:30, archived)

Cheers BBB

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:38, archived)

does this mean you're stopping?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 May 2012, 7:56, archived)

You will just have to wait and see

Psstttt. the clue is in the bit that says "The End"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:04, archived)

A year? It seemed longer than that!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:10, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:17, archived)

NEVER question someone with such extreme autism

he'll go off and count every single one now and provide you with a cross referencing spreadsheet.

Mind you, I'm don't see how his date list only has single links for each day when we all know he did multiple posts some days ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:18, archived)

Yeah, thought it was going on for two years myself

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:37, archived)

Vagcreamus Horribilis ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:52, archived)

Congratulations

a fine achievement

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:12, archived)

Thanks, do I get a badge?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:17, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

haha, my own autism/aspergers/artistic leanings are making me want to find a better badge for myself

this one isn't good enough, the design is all wrong, it needs to be etc etc etc :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:54, archived)

I wonder how many other autistic / aspies there are on b3ta?

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Snar, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

CONGRATULATION

This is the day I took you off ignore.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:37, archived)

Ha ha ha... You know you love it!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:41, archived)

Well it was certainly epic and the whole Parsnip Day wasn't a day of trolling you personally

but to inject a bit of old skool humour back into b3ta.

So in someways you inspired people to be less boring by setting the boring threshold ;) (only pulling your leg)

So good work all in all.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:58, archived)

Cheers maiden

and sorry I got so pissed off with the 'Parsnip Day'

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, archived)

aaw and hurrah :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:08, archived)

Thanks (I think)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:41, archived)

woo!

nice one wobbers!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:30, archived)

Thanks Turd

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

How will I know when it's a new day now? :(

I shall miss letching over all the hawt young actresses
RIP lully vags - Long live tit frog! :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, archived)

The tit-frog has been decapitated as well

* Maybe

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

Atleast you haven't excluded just tits! :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:27, archived)

pssst...i hear google now has an image search

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:15, archived)

All's well that ends well

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, archived)

What are you going to do next?

We need our gayshift/dayshift transition notice.
How will we know gayshift is over?
We need answers damnit!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

Look down, the gay shift ended with a last post at 23:17 last night!

I am not going anywhere, just moving over for someone else to take the glory (and the abuse).
You never know, I may pop up with the odd 'special' or animated NING

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:38, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00, archived)

It looks like you've not only managed to mark the end of the gay shift, you've actually killed it out right! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35, archived)

Bye Tit Frog!

We hardly knew ya. XD

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:04, archived)

What you don't realise is that by dividing a Tit-Frog it allows the two halves to grow...

* Maybe

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:49, archived)

I must admit when I use to look at these, the majoririty made me go, Who? who? who?

A few I liked and commented on, but I never found them offensive, and even though I never knew who most of them were, I shall quite miss them ;-)

How about pick a new filter, and apply it to tourists that just walked past the web cam on Trafalgar Square at 6.30 am on each particular morning?

You could call them "TITS WANC" Tourists in Trafalgar square, with a Nelsons collum. :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

Now there's an idea

Oh and thanks for your nice comments...

* Waits to see what will happen in the morning

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:22, archived)

:-) Sets alarm clock ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:29, archived)

Congratulations wobbly:D

do more Tit Frog:D

(herman:D, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:19, archived)

Is that an order?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:49, archived)

thank fuck for small mercies

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Richard Shitheels, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:41, archived)

I guess I picked the wrong day for a b3ta holiday

Farewell, ladies!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:58, archived)