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# Seasonal video funtime: Eastenders Christmas Special 1917
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:28, archived)
# That, my old china,
is fucking brilliant.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:32, archived)
# My compulsion!
My compulsion!


That's excellent that is.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Oh dear gods
I am in awe of your talents.

Have a woo-yay-houpla so big that light itself cannot escape the surface.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:32, archived)
# you have
a lot of time on your hands . . . . well done
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:33, archived)
# excellent
...from the inside!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:34, archived)
# I love that. It's better than excellent.
there is not enough hupla in the world to express how much fun that was.

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you

*dies happy*

[edit] good to see the Victorian Dome is still visible in the credits
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)
# hospital tent innit?
for all the bodies from "the great" war
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:41, archived)
# that was great
wasn't it, lets have another...
/goes to balkans and shoots a few people
/ gets 20 years
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:43, archived)
# One of the best things ever posted on here.
*applauds wildly*
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)
# what does
hartley make of it? actually, no. he scares me so.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:42, archived)
# So he should.
He's a freaky bastard and no mistake.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:44, archived)
# absolutely brilliant!
tell me there will be more?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha.
grand.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Fantastic.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Oh thats
just the fucking best that is!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)
# That ROCKS!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Oh no
the ham!

That is incredibly well done.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Astounding!
Truly brilliant - woo, yay, et cetera!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:41, archived)
# superb!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:41, archived)
# that
rocks!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:41, archived)
# that is really and truly magnificent
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:42, archived)
# without a doubt
truly wonderful
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:42, archived)
# That is fucking fantastic!
I haven't laughed so hard at anything else on this board before! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

"I like Ham"
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:43, archived)
# That is excellent.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:45, archived)
# It's 1917!
Why aren't those young men at war?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:45, archived)
# They have to ensure the hun doesn't steal the christmas meat.
Haven't you heard of the Ham Guard? Or was that in War II - Return of the War?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:49, archived)
# haha
Careless Pork Costs Lives!!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I remember that one:
part of the 'Pig For Victory' campaign.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
get your pig, and then Spitfire it!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Daddy
what did you do in the abbatwar
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)
# That's just bloody brilliant.

Well done!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:46, archived)
# WOW
Fantastic.
I especially like 'I got a jumper'
'it was a nice jumper'

EDIT It should be on the front page, or in the newsletter methinks.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:46, archived)
# best thing ever.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:47, archived)
# "I shall
climb inside and thaw it from the inside"
Woo! That is the best thing I've seen in ages! And I've seen the internet!

Pray tell, how did you do the cool olde-tyme effects? Filters? Cool programs?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:47, archived)
# I use a video edit program called vegas
by sonic foundry - some nice filters/fx stuff. you can adjust tint, levels of jitter/hair/scratches/etc. I think it's expensve to buy... unless... you... *cough*
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Cough!
Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:34, archived)
# soup
herb

EDIT: why not compo it?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Perfection!
Will you marry me so we can make perfect new babies and create a master race?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Ok then,
since you asked nicely.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:52, archived)
# *holds out ring finger*
*waits for HUGE diamond*
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)
# ...um...


*runs*
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)
# he's put on a bit of weight since gamesmaster
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)
# I used to play football with him.
/pointless fact.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:05, archived)
# *pulls finger*
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:01, archived)
# can I stalk you
first? just until I get to know your daily routine...
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:36, archived)
# that's ace!
truly
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:50, archived)
# fantastic!
I love how the music changes at the scene changes in just the right way.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:51, archived)
# That is the bestest
thing i have seen in a long long time!

I certainly was a very nice jumper.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:53, archived)
# purely teh bestest thing ever.
thank you!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:54, archived)
# that is
one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)
# heh thats just great
however I have some tips to make it a bit better (I'm used to be a video editor) if you don't mind :)

Remove the dissolves for the text, just cut right into them and back out

Put more looking shots in there every so often

Take out a few frames from the action once a while, as if the film had been badly spliced - put a big POP on the audio track when u do it

Change the contrast of the film on some cuts, so it looks like its been shot on different stock


Anyway, its belting as it is, well done!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:00, archived)
# *strokes beard*
all very helpful, and makes good sense. thank you. that's the rest of my day filled now. *damnit*
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:25, archived)
# that is utterly wonderful
if i had a hat, i'd doff it
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:00, archived)
# *passes doffing hat
here . . .

(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:02, archived)
# that
is effing genius!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:00, archived)
# oh thats brilliant
I lauged very hard at that
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Submit that to the Newsletter.
Say I.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:04, archived)
# I just have
only because you told me to.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:23, archived)
# I was having a shitty Monday.
It's better now.

Fuckin' A.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:08, archived)
# haha!
brilliant
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:17, archived)
# The best thing,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,everyeriererirer.

Just set my sky+ for next weeks episode.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Brilliant!
I give you the award of the order of the garter, and any others I can find under the stairs. Well done!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:24, archived)
# That's brill.
Top marks. Go straight to the top of the class.

Both Woo and Yay!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Stop going on about it!
I can't access .wmv files at work.

I shall doubtless send a big 'Woo' when I get in & watch it tonight.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Tip top!
That's excellent stuff
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Now That
Is a thing of rare and wonderful beauty
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 15:09, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 17:33, archived)