I'm soooo sorry


One way ticket to hell please

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( Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:54, archived)

OOOF!
Hull :P
( SexFace is single, lock up every female you know, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

and beyond!

( Mrs. Sp@m is Terry Wogan, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

is that it?
you can have your ticket when you make the rest
( wjh31, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

well, fair play to you for going with that story :)
there's been several posts on the subject, so don't worry.
( The Great Architect www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

EDIT THE ORIGINAL POST!

seriously don't know why I bother...
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

It's terrible isn't it... All that sweet green icing flowing down, cos someone left the cake out in the rain..
I don't think that you can take it, cos I know it took you so long to bake it, and I bet you'll never see that recipe again...

oohhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooo
( The Great Architect www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

Very people realize that this song is really about
cake.
( mofaha, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

( rollingcabbage, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

hahaha
i'll save him a room
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:04, archived)

really
sad :/
( Pluckyduck quack, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

Now now,
we all know the rules here: anything goes, especially if it's topical*. We'll have no face-pulling, thank you.



*For my part, I get really really enraged about racist stuff. So my 'cross to bear' in return for hours of fun from b3ta is simply having to bite my lip at the odd dubious 'ethnic' joke on here. It's hard, but I think (all things considered) fair.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:00, archived)

humpf
Nah, sorry, some lines are just not acceptable to hurdle :/
( Pluckyduck quack, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

I know where you're coming from,
fear not. :)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:09, archived)

people here mock everything
if gary glitter jokes are allowed, this is fine too. Every day you will see something that offends a few people. That's what makes b3ta different.
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:10, archived)

I agree
If this was in a month's time it woudln't be quite so close to the bone
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:54, archived)

you're allowed to be offended,
but i'm afraid we can't work around what you personally find offensive.
we'd have to consult you before posting any image.
very tricky.
( Sir Sand Goblin dellusions of grandad, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

And my big problem is that they allow coloured folk on here.

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 9 May 2007, 21:04, archived)

*points at cock*

( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Wed 9 May 2007, 21:11, archived)

Fucking CRIKEY,
that's some fresh pain you're mining. ;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

^This

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

We all have our line I guess.
This crosses mine. It's just too upsetting without being funny. That's my feeling anyway.
( mofaha, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

I crossed my own line
and now I feel dirty
( Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

Well
some people are enjoying it. It's just too upsetting for me personally. No big deal :)
( mofaha, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:01, archived)

Re: www.b3ta.com/board/7171055

^this (mofaha's response) is the way to behave.

ps, hello sir. :)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

Heh
hello there :)
( mofaha, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:09, archived)

edit your other post you cock
( mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

that is harsh
but funny
( Neon Blue Blue on Blue, Purple on Black, Cerise on Grey, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:02, archived)

Argh! You deleted my showoff skillorz post!

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

Her name's
Madeleine...

Upsetting and poorly researched. You lose twice.
(Glomp, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:04, archived)

This went through my mind too.
I vote not very funny as well as factually incorrect.
(superfran, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

You, sir, have large balls
and from them you shall win b3ta
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 9 May 2007, 21:06, archived)

its a dirty job
but someone had to do it!
( Zank Frappa TRENT! TRENT! TRENT!.....give me back my purse!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:10, archived)

Her name is Madeleine
PRICK!
(Tortoise, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:11, archived)

Oooof!

( mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

Thats not even the slightest bit funny.
not even a tiny bit of an atom.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Wed 9 May 2007, 22:07, archived)

Oh ...

( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:24, archived)

your are a prize cunt with fuck all idea
what a fucking ass, how long did it take you to invent & then photoshop this toss?
(fleas, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:28, archived)

Fuck
you came out of lurkage for THAT?



I fucked your mum....waits expectantly
( Beejay ...he's real, he's different...he's real different, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

I reccon...
she faked it!! Shes just in the Ice Cream man's basement.

Yeah... I find it funny. S'all good!
(Range, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:06, archived)

you're Bill O'Reilly
aicmftd
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

never thought it could happen
but you've *actually managed* to offend quite a few people on b3ta!

awesome work!
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Thu 10 May 2007, 5:04, archived)

I think it's offended rather than amused...
...because it's not actually THAT funny a joke. No offense like.
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Thu 10 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

This would
be acceptable if is was funny.
But it's not.
(8-Ball, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

Um, who is 'kate'?
It got a smirk of horror, I'll give you that, but an FP?

MOD LOSES SENSE AND GOES FOR SHEER PROVOCATION SHOCKER
( Giant Rat of Sumatra - fuk u and teh blushful Hippocrene u rode in on, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:21, archived)

i think this is funny but harsh
but on the FP seems a little too public and makes me think b3ta could get into trouble! but fuck it haha anyway :)

well done for causing so much offence on the board!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

Genius!

( mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

Um I think you'll find...
..That Kate is actually her mother.
(Lemming, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

Which sobbing cock made this a FP then?
It's just raw that's all. That's not grounds for FP.
( The Legendary Pink Dot, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

Christ on a bike
...that's a bit harsh.

Which sicko put it on the FP?

Tomorrow's Sun: SICK WEBSITE MOCKS MADDIE
( Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:47, archived)

Made me laugh.
Well done to you.

edit: Shockingly pulled from the FP.
( doctordoctor hasn't annoyed a left-wing liberal since, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

er, who is Kate McCann?

( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

I'm afraid
I don't agree with this.

What if this was your relative? Waaaay to early to do this kind of thing.

As for the FP, ridiculous thing to do! If this gets picked up by the media people will be hung for this.
(bobming, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

this^
is waht i was trying to say, and has it gone from the FP or am i imagining this?
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

Yes it has. Woo.

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Thu 10 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

seems like a ninja edit by the mods

(bobming, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

I'll give them credit for having the balls to FP
but I give them more credit for having the sense to take it down
( Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

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( Amish Information Systems certified by http://twitter.com/ofquack, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

meh..
while i think this is a bit close to the bone and i'm a bit unfussed by this post, i dont quite get the moral high ground people are taking when they find the other shops here funny.

a random example (mainly because its on popular page) is TGA's "top thumps" one. I don't understand why its funny to find the mental and physical anguish of women being beaten up compared to this (that happens every minute of every day so its just "accepted" now). Morally, neither should be funny. This is just more "personal" given the media coverage.
(MrFlump, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

^this, in abundance

( The Great Architect www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135, Thu 10 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

you are a lame cunt

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Thu 10 May 2007, 18:34, archived)

I don't understand everyone's mock-shock at this
A lot of people are saying that it's a bit too soon. So, if she's discovered dead in a week, and this was posted in a few month's time would that be better?

Not a day goes by when there's not a Soham related post on here which is now accepted, there's regular 911 gags which people find funny, christ we even contributed to a Sick Joke book where one of the most popular gags references paedophilia.

Is this post not acceptable because it's current, and in the news? Maybe it'll be ok when something else happens and the media switch their attention to a massive bombing in Iraq, and therefore allow us all to forget about it!

Apologies for length, especially when it can be summed up in two words: 'double standards'.

I like it and have ticked as such.
( JimmerUK .com - The besterest thing on the web until, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:05, archived)

Front page, then un-front paged?
Surely a B3ta first - you should be proud.



FWIW, over my line too but hey ho.
( Collatallie Sisters believes that the bird is = to or > the word on, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:34, archived)

Nah, it's happened at least two times before,
but for different reasons.

I remember a drunken mod FP and a post-FP edit by a user to fanboy stuff about a Buffy character.
([sic] You're ad here?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

it's also resent his personal FP stats
So looks like he never had one.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

Dark
man, just dark.
(Mr_SD, Fri 11 May 2007, 0:06, archived)

*deducts marks for getting the name wrong*
if you're setting out to provoke, at least get the material facts right noncefeatures!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

what a lot of replies.
seems more people are willing to write down their complaints than ever praise any other great post.
I liked this post though, but then i do laugh inapropriately sometimes.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

Don't find this funny
:/
( oncedaily, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:04, archived)