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# Happy Birthday Junior
(Idid, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:18, archived)
# hehhehe
tis funny
(Sigma5, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:21, archived)
# woooo
for W and w
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:22, archived)
# heh
that made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it's rubbish but...
... please be gentle. it's my first post and i'm just learning!

(OuEstMonPantalon, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Nice
Welcome to here

A Jaffa Cake would you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:12, archived)
# i must say
i do adore the jaffa cake
(OuEstMonPantalon, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:13, archived)
# I am a little obsessed
with the chocolatey little fuckers I will be admitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:15, archived)
# He said the magic word!
mmmmm Jaffa Cakes...
(I_AM_MY_EVIL_TWIN_SELF, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:16, archived)
# The ultimate question...
You like the completely covered Jaffas or the origional half coateds?
(carpediem, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# there all woo
(howacearemonkeys itsaspoonerism, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 7:38, archived)
# You
LOVE teh cake.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Pffft!
Excellent - you'll never leave etc. etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:13, archived)
# I'm liking that a lot
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Oh YES!!
WOO
YAY and a massive
HOUPLA!!!
(tdavidj, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Chavvwear - the New Burberry.
Hello and W♥♥.

TJ: bastards. BTW, are mucus troopers in the next Star Wars?
(Small Beer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:15, archived)
# I think that's quite a good idea /controversial
(although the whole "it costs us blah" is obviously bollocks ... what costs most businesses money is the half-witted nineteenth century whip-cracking management rather than the skiving staff)

(edit: and b3ta .... obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:22, archived)
# arf!
I love nike shoes* ... but they are truly truly the most hideous fucking things in the history of footwear

* not a car thief
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:16, archived)
# hahahahaa
honest ads
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:26, archived)
# ha ha ha ha



It must be a global thing, they are worn here, in Australia, by car thieves too
(peewee13, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# That woo
is woo too
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
# What do you call
chavs in Australia then?
(Small Beer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
# High Cockalorum indeed
that is OUTSTANDING
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)
# looked better in my head,
but you can compliment it with benny hill music
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:10, archived)
# I
have nothing but the very highest regard for you. Please accept this Benny Hill music as a token of my esteem.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:27, archived)
# that remionds me of the simpsons
the other night, with helen fielding in it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
#
Woo! Go you!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Engage the tractor beam

Last one for now:)
(Mhor, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Phasers to pun, men.
Woo to your piccy. :)
(Small Beer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:08, archived)
# *Groans*


Woo dough
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:08, archived)
# pffft
my new pocket torch has a strange side effect...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha! Woo! for tractors, and weak jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:10, archived)
# i'm too blonde for that
but i like the filename
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:15, archived)
# It's an ex tractor fan.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# oh god
that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:33, archived)
# *bangs head against wall*
hence the filename
;)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# guessing
he is an ex tractor fan :)



(Doogal, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# hehe
(Jimmy the Moonlight, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:18, archived)
# arf
good 'un
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:14, archived)
# tractor modern art


rp 3086075
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Pinhead Luigi Collina!
Rarrrrrrrr!!

(Hoody, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Greeekkkkkaaauuugg
That is fucking scary.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Hehe
Welcome, have a Jaffa cake and pull up a fluffy creature
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:06, archived)
# you lost his scary eyes
they do it for me.
Still clever. Well done and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:06, archived)
# I love Collina

best of all the referees
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# OI!
Stop hypnotising my "special" son!
Leave him alone you grooming paedo bugger!
you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:54, archived)
# He really is special.
Did anyone get a scan on the Mail in the end? I have missed out on the board for a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:56, archived)
# certainly
clicky click
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:58, archived)
# Thank you!
But it saddens me what utter twunts they are. "Can't you think of any real news?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Well it makes a change from the usual:
'Asylum seekers are evil'
' XXXX causes cancer'
'House prices rise/fall'

But yes, they are utter twunts. Every single day of the week.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:06, archived)
# argh!
asylum seekers cause house cancer!?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Crivvens.
Is there a copyright lawyer in the house?
(Small Beer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:05, archived)
# why
do you know who took them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:12, archived)
# The Daily Mail took them
without mentioning who from. ;)
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Sorry :o(
it was his special suit that made me do it
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:56, archived)
# He loves it.
Thats joyful blinking that is.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Ah blinking!
The lazy man's walk cycle!
Morning mister B!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Morning sir,
How does today find you...oh and I reckon Ill soon be ready to try that Flash Tennis thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:58, archived)
# Splendid!
I went for a 4 mile walk with the wee dog this morning, got back, went into the garden, sat on the picnic table.....and it collapsed, scathing my spine horribly. We did laugh!
We're excited at bees towers cos ROTW is such a splendid excuse for hideous drunkness!
Flash tennis you say....it will have to be brung on mister!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:02, archived)
# I like ducks that moo
is you 'special' son gay by any chance?
(Hoody, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:57, archived)
# No he is not,
not that i wouldn't love him just as much.
He has needs.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:58, archived)
# AH LOVES MAH SPACK GAYER SON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:59, archived)
# in a purely sexual way
i hope you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:06, archived)
# bluh?

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:57, archived)
# hhhaha
:)
(Sigma5, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:22, archived)
# dribble-tastic
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:01, archived)
# that is special
in so many ways*

* well ... at least two
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:02, archived)
# ooer
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Kirk knew something was up when Scotty engaged warp factor "lucky for some" seven
(dognutz, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Sorry to let this-morning's quality slip but, well why not
(Mhor, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:49, archived)
# *pfft*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Is this a British thing?
Because this goes straight over my antipodean head.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# It's
Link from the Zelda games. In The Weakest Link. Do you see?
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Ah ok
I've never played the Zelda games :) Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# The weakest LINK
Link from legend of zelda
(Statt0, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# for anyone celebrating a birthday
have birthday cow



(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Yay
for cows.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Well, you would say that, wouldn't you?

*cowist*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:48, archived)
# careful what
you say, I will cause no end of trouble for you at the Manchester bash if this insultery persists!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:50, archived)
# *intrigued*

*thinks up bigger, bettier, fluffier insults in a bid to drive bovine to mischief*

Er...you smell.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)
# of wee
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Right,
consider yourself marked.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:52, archived)
# how many lists
do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:53, archived)
# surprisingly
i read that as "consider yourself naked"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:53, archived)
# How did
you know my plans?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:54, archived)
# they're blindingly
obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:02, archived)
# AAAAAAALL TEH SCARED!!!*

*not sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Do not worry
your head, all will be well.
I will just talk to you for five minutes and leave you baffled, that's what happens to most people I talk to.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Right-o!

*makes mental note to take disguise moustache and fake nose to bash*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Splendid
*remebers to look for woman wearing fake moustache and fake nose*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:00, archived)
# not ALL of them though
only nice ones
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Nice cows?
Or nice birthdays?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:50, archived)
# She's
just being nasty to me.
The distempered old witch.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)
# says you!
meany
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:58, archived)
# they are my favorite animal
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Best of all the ruminant quadropeds?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:53, archived)
# I think you will find that
Horses are best of all the animals.
(dognutz, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:53, archived)
# careful now
*wonders if that wagon will re-start*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:54, archived)
# I liked that one.
I also liked the cornflake boxes on heads one, but I think I was alone there.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:56, archived)
# aw
that's cute.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Yay!
/Changes DOB to 6th July 1978
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:49, archived)
# That am cute
but where is teh other horn?

woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Under the hat
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)
# cocksocks
I never thought of that

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:52, archived)
# moo yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:52, archived)
# haha
just plain daft
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:54, archived)
# hugues...your cat is great
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Keep it away from yoga books though
yay
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:44, archived)
# batcat?
woo to mirror imaging

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)
# I remember Baddiel and Skinner saying
Jim looked like a Medieval Devil.

And they're quite right.

Woo Woo Woo anyway!
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:52, archived)
# lazy kitty
(Hughe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:02, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww
*breathes*


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(mwybsb, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Never use THAT key
very good
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:40, archived)
# hehe
I'd hate to think what happens when that key is turned
(arsechives, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:40, archived)
# thats
fuckin ace
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# and the result of sleep deprevation
I've been awake since yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Respect
D.U.E as Normski would say
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:43, archived)
# eeeeee yah haaaaaa, eeeeee yah haaaaaa
/Dance Energy
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:45, archived)
# lack of sleep
is the cheapest drug
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:47, archived)
# but it leave you pretty drained and tired for a drug
/coat & flufffy warm bed
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha! Woo!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:42, archived)
# WOO
YALE
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:42, archived)
# oh nicely done
I turned on the engine officer, the engine blew and the quo appeared and laughed at me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:42, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:42, archived)
# check those
brake cables!

w/y
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:42, archived)
# That am
Woooo
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:44, archived)
# what does that open then?
the door to endless misery and suffering?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:45, archived)
# That must
be the key to a certain merc that sped through a certain tunnel in a certain French city a few years back. I seem to remember that it had a certain Princess in it.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
top work
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:48, archived)
# That's really
rather brilliant. Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:50, archived)
# SHHHIIBBBBYY
(richErich, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)
# ace pic
shite film :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)
# wrong way round surely?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# I think that that film is one of the worst in the history of cinema
worse than so bad it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:46, archived)
# I dunno
Biosphere was worse, although it did have Kylie in it..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:58, archived)
# That is nice
but the film is utter, utter wank
(Willboy:, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:38, archived)
# i think the film is great
i hated it but after watchin it afew times it grew on me
(richErich, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:39, archived)
# you managed to sit through it more than once?
you are entitled to like it then
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# isn't that a bit like saying
"I used to hate having a cheese grater applied to my glans, but after doing it a few times it grew on me"?

(oh ... nice pic btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# yeh
something like that
(richErich, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Don't be silly
cheesgraters don't grow on glans. They're made in a factory, but no longer in the North of England.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:46, archived)
# I watched the first five minutes and remembered I'm an adult
and switched off

Jay and Silent Bob they are not


Utter fucking tripe
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Here here!
pic is well done though
(arsechives, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:44, archived)
# psst!
what film is it then?
(Capt'n Fabulous, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:45, archived)
# dude where's my car
utter wank
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:46, archived)
# i dont know,
where did you see it last?

(sorry)
(Capt'n Fabulous, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:49, archived)
# pffffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Last of the 'labs with tabs'
(arsechives, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:36, archived)
# That superglue was a bit stronger than Henry expected
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:39, archived)
# It also appears to have prevented
old Henrys gibblets from hanging down too!
(arsechives, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:43, archived)
# 'Request for help results in credit' shocker!
This may have already been posted, but the help I got from b3tans on work at the Royal Society actually resulted in coverage , and more amazingly, a credit (go to the Michael Howard pictures).

It isn't the newspapers, but something at least...

Mucho gracias to those concerned, and for general b3tan mix of helpfulness and quippage!

(phileasfogg, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:33, archived)
# There are
no Michael Howard pictures on that page.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:35, archived)
# aside from the one of Michael Howard
im forced to agree with you
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Frankly I don't trust anyone
even my mother
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:36, archived)
# thats normal;
i dont trust your mother either.
(Capt'n Fabulous, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Her mother was a whore too
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:42, archived)
# steady on son,
i didnt bring you up to speak like that
(Capt'n Fabulous, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:47, archived)
# well I trust her enough
to allow her to fellate me ... maybe I'm foolish
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:42, archived)
# No
she's never been a biter.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:47, archived)
# It's definitely in a couple of newspapers
(this one and this one), and I swear I read it in the Metro yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Howard pics
...are not used in anything else, I meant.

Story did appear in a few other places as you say, and was on The Today programme and randomly lots of Irish local radio stations.
(phileasfogg, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Just a quick celebratory

"I've just passed my degree which surprised me" fluffy kitten.


I'm off to the pub now! Yay!
(Straymuffin Sporks?!?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:31, archived)
# yay
well done have a congratulatory pickle

here go on take the gerkin you deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:33, archived)
# off to the pub?
must be a Sun journalist.

tj: I put a counter on a picture post I made earlier. Anyone interested/wanna guess how many unique viewings it got before it dropped off the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:35, archived)
# 1200?
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)
# lower
not a bad guess though
Actual unique viewings = 766 (It was 10 o'clock it will be higher now)

Hmm it went up to 779 after this post. 13 curious people :)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:39, archived)
# One
million and three.
(ionicus, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:39, archived)
# 3000
most with IP addresses originating from the mirror & the sun's offices?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:39, archived)
# you've un-baz'd*
you cunt

(* may not be an actual english verb)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:45, archived)
# They've opened Diana's memorial
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Is that
brimstone I can hear?

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:32, archived)
# i don't know but i can smell somthing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:32, archived)
# dunno
what does brimstone sound like?
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:33, archived)
# cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)
# smells of
sulphur
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:38, archived)
# he asked what it sounded like
not what it smelt like.

sheeeeeesh, some people these days. It's all metal nipples and tulips.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:39, archived)
# shut it
or the clamps will turn on you!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:43, archived)
# i love it when you talk dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:45, archived)
# thought you might
pervert
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:45, archived)
# how dare you
i am a Filth Connoisseur
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Same as the noise...
...when I posted this:



Peeeeerrrrooooaaaast!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Pffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttt!
*sound off tea exiting mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:32, archived)
# he he he
A mate of mine had his shop windows put through for not closeing on her funeral.
Its not like he sold cameras or merks or anything either

woo to that pic
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:32, archived)
# my mate had his wedding on the day of her funeral.
people were asking if he was going to move his wedding date, to which her replied that he had been planning the wedding for over a year and was not going to change it a week before the big day because it clashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Makes you wonder...
For Sale - only one careful owner, honestly, goes like a dream, pretty nippy, well, actually no, now you ask it has had a respray and they're not the orginal plates, but look mate, I need rid of it sharpish so £200 and it's a done deal, right? No questions asked.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:40, archived)
# I demand
credit for half that gag missus ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Yay!
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:32, archived)
# blimeh! deja-vu!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bad man :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Very
fitting.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:39, archived)
# am i too late with this?
(AndyM, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# just about, but it was close
www.b3ta.com/board/3417390
(Jimmy the Moonlight, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:42, archived)
# well that one's loads better
mine needs more waves
(AndyM, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Morning all
He liked to read his reviews in the paper after invading countries

Been Done?
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:29, archived)
# It's possible
but Yay! anyhow
-I buy the daily bigot sometimes and every single one I've ever bought has a picture of
A. Hitler
or
B. Generic Nazi
Or
C. Double page spread on LOST NAZI GOLD or similar-
(Willboy:, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Or stolen
b3ta gold images
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Stolen B3TA Images
that cause cancer and house price drops.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Poodles are so sweet
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:21, archived)
# That's good hummus
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Paint them PINK!
I like Pink.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:29, archived)
# seconded!
pink am teh best
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:30, archived)
# yeah
I've never seen white candy floss in real life either
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Yummy
light and fluffy, though the faces might get in the way
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:30, archived)
# The snack that bites back
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:31, archived)
# LONG SHOT DESPERATE PLEA!
Hello folks. I've posted a number of animal hybrids on here recently. Unfortunately, BOTH of my hard drives died and they all perished. I'm very upset. I know there's been lots of similar posts, but did anyone perchance save any of them that they could send back to me? I'd especially like my hippo/beluga combos and my shark/eagle to have been rescued...*sob*
(I'm afraid of wet bread, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:18, archived)
# did you not put them onto a hosting website?
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Yes.
But then it went and changed and ditched them all. Bastards.
(I'm afraid of wet bread, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Uh-oh...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:21, archived)
# *in-take of breathe*
oh that's not so good
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Can't you
Download them from your host again?
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:19, archived)
# try spazzing back to find them
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:19, archived)
#
glassco.cx/searchboard.cgi?q=id%3A18342

These ones?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:19, archived)
# I guess not
Oh well, back to proper work, so far behind on so many projects, I'd better buck up my ideas. *dons stetson and rides off into the sunset on a horse with no name*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Here
glassco.cx/searchboard.cgi?q=id:18342
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Thanks....
I'm too stupid to have thought of doing that.
(I'm afraid of wet bread, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Aren't they still on your webspace?
And the plentiful hard copy backups you obviously made?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Nobody does that
unless they're autistic
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha best thing for hybrid animals
It's God's way of telling you that you are a perverter of his beautiful creation.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:22, archived)
# that's what I was thinking
if your host 'loses' them all and then your hard drive spits them out, I think there must be a message there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:24, archived)
# I agree
it's a sign you should stop doing that, and perhaps stop shopping the heads of babies and children onto porn. We've heard of your kind.

Daily Mail - Photoshoppers all paediatricians! Police, some of them having up to 3 GCSEs have declared a link between owners of Photoshop and the creation of loathsome child porn. In a wave of arrests, all known users of Photoshop have been tortured and burnt, making the world a safer place for children.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:26, archived)
# it's 100% impossible
to erase such images
even if you incinerate your hard disk and dissolve the remnants in molecular acid™
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Yes
they're burnt onto your soul you see, your soul which will be engulfed in an eternity of hellfire
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Try the
Picture Editor of the Daily Mail...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:26, archived)
# arf
did you see that b3ta was voted no 8 favourite web site by FHM readers this month. Maybe they have a few too.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 11:29, archived)

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