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(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Fuck-all.
I may have to go out for chish and fips.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I'm holding out for tomorrow evening for that
I do love a good Friday Evening Chish And Fips for tea
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Tomorrow
we're out for a curry at Al Nawaz in Wakefield. Top nosh.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# where's that again?
Last curry I had in Wakey was on Barnsley Road - Near Portabello, chain of them in Yorks -nice - forget what it's called
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# That would have been the Aagrah.
Al Nawaz is on Providence Street, near the Post Office.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# It would indeed
Thanks

That must be a new one? Don't remember it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Been there a couple of years.
They're a Manchester firm (3 restaurants in Rusholme), and not bad at all.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Ham and Chorizo Sandwiches
some cherries and a bag of roast chicken flavour crisps
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha
How very hatstand.

Today for lunch I am having:
Melty mozzerella and avocado wrap (griddled)
Asian-marinated veggie kebab (grilled)
Green salad
Tennessee coleslaw
Red white and blue trifle
Cranberry punch

/barbecue leftovers
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# well - I'll say it then if no one else will
this sounds like the acest of lunches... my sandwich has died of shame
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Thank you
I think everyone else is jealous.

If it's any consolation, the barbecue was a bit of a non-barbecue on account of the rain.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# nah not really
hope you all had funs anyway
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# ooh!
that is exactly what I had for my tea last night! ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Amazing coincidence!
Y'alright young man?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# aye!
i have pop, crisps and cheese based sandwiches to eat, and your paper to read :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hello
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# a garlic pill
and a mini bottle of mouthwash

Bloody hangover
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I have some
condensed jam that is like paste, I think it's pear flavour, would he like that?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# well i've got
the hot wax residues
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hooray! lunch!
I shall have spaghetti with puttanesca sauce followed by a cup of coffee and a few squares of baklava :)

He could share that with me?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *holds out empty bowl*
*puppy dog eyes*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Awww, I can't resist those puppy dog eyes!
*goes to fetch pasta and ladle*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# *pants*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# *puts dog food in bowl*
*pats on head*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Sainsbury's chicken and mushroom slices
with a thin layer of Dilita hot pepper sauce over the top, washed down with Ribena.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# aha!
today i had a big ham and cheese roll with lashings of mayo,
a packet of ready salted walkers and a packet of rib 'N' saucy niknaks
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Nik Naks
I haven't had those for ages.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# they aren't quite as flavoury as they once was...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Rin 'N' saucy ftw!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# scampi are the bestests!!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Bag of cheese moments and a pint.....
*drifts off to dreamland*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Watcha mate Bilbo

I'm going to have cat kebab because the little fuckers broke in to the hamster cage and ate all the hamsters


and wine
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Seriously?
:(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Yes...seriously
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# make sure you shave them first... or burn all the hair off somehow
*speaks from experience*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I though I'd skewer them then cook them over a roaring fire

meat cooks hair burns off I get cat stuffed with hamster kebab voilà.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# it sounds good
... but I'm not certain that's the bets way to cook a cat... where's rabbitz when you need her...?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# don't bring rabbitz anywhere near my felines
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Bleee?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha!

I don't know yet.
I'll start on this maple/pecan thing and I will work from there.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ARG
esrever lunch!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I took the lovely Samantha out for a nice steak in ale pie
but she said what she really wanted was tongue in cider... and chips.

I had a tuna sandwich and a can de la coke. I could really do with a kip. I might get myself elected to government and get rid of that no nap time over the age of 4 rule.

also - hope the headache clears up

also - PANIC!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# yum food
Jerk chicken and dirty rice. yummy!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Well, you did ask...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Needs more flooding
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Pffft...
Hahahaha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ......
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# this is giving me the Vertigoes
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# It's sickening in more than one way,
but I love it more than anything.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I do love a good night
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# late december back in sixty three?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# that's the one
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# oh that was indeed a very special time for me
what a lady
what a night
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Going to crowbar this into the compo..

I like that fact that Svenno made it into a Sheila Graber animation that got shown at the Baltic in Newcastle..and was totally oblivious of course
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# woo for Svenno!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Haha
top
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha
This is excellent.

Especially being in the paper.

And what a handsome fellow you are.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# nice work!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Hehehe
Hooray!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# yo aunt!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# How's my favourite nephew?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# fine.........
yo' self?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I am braw
Knackered but braw. I am having a restful day off so far, starting with half a pack of Maryland choc chip and hazelnut cookies in bed. It was ace!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# superb!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Good stuff!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Fucking ace
nice one!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# This Summer...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# By putting Kevin Costner on your pic
you made it shite.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# In other news
Is there anyway to block the mario folded penis on the fp?

Not a very nice thing to see at work.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# adblock?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# ^this^
a touch NSFW maybe?

edit/ but very funny as well
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# tell your server admin guy to block b3ta
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# my boss doesn't mind me going on b3ta
But I think he would change his mind if he sees the mario picture up.

Why did it have to get front paged? Kids go on this site.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Yes. i do.
it should'nt really. you have a point.

Do what i do and never go on the fp!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# You of all people
should know that kids have penises too.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# OMG! Peedo!!11!!
etc etc ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# If it was boobs would you be this upset?
The penis isn't used in a sexual way - all men have them, it's a body part - relax!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# They're not very attractive though
especially folded weirdly
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Very true
I feel the complaints are more about the aesthetics than the NSFWness.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Yeah
Men are afraid to look at other men's nobs in case it turns them gay.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# looking at someone's nob turns them gay!?!?!
*looks at everyone's nobs*
*enjoys free reign over female population*
:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Yes,
I wanted a bigger nose
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# "the last chicken in the shop look"
/red dwarf
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# and "the last turkey in the shop"
/blackadder goes forth
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Let's see if we can
come up with a visual gag involving weirdly-folded dirty-pillows and see if that gets on the FP.

It's the only way to know.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Good plan
I would start but mine aren't floppy enough to fold :(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# that's not a statement that should make you sad!
=D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# There's someone on here, with a pic in their profile, who could easily manage it
I forget who it is now....??
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# rik?
;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
That made me do a real life laugh :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I've remembered who it is
well sort of,
Their name is ______girlllll or something.
Or maybe _______grillll
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# That's the one
Like 2 wombles looking over a wall
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# If I was at home I would not matter
But at work it does, as Caewan said, I will just have to avoid the front page.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# i have www.b3ta.com/board bookmarked
i never come in via the front page
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ^This^
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# < This
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# This >
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# This \/
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# infinite ammo cheat activated
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
That has made my day :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# This <^>\/
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# OMG!!!
Lara is NAKED!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# *Frantically changes view to try and get a look at the undercarriage*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ^ this
boobs FTW!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# if it was boobs it would be NSFW'd
I'm surprised by this.

Also, is it a re-post? (not knocking it, just I've seen it before, I assume here)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# if it was boobs
that looked like Mario at first glance
it's be front paged
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# It is a repost
and it caused as much outrage the second time as the first!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# it is a repost, but 4 of my FPs have been too
that bit seems to be more a case of 'when a mod sees it' than anything else :P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I was just wondering where I'd seen it before
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Why not just stay on the messageboard? ;)
I hardly ever check the fp once on the board good n proper like.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I was hoping it'd get frontpaged just to see peoples' reactions ;)

-edit- also www.b3ta.com/board/7371605
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# haha yes!
It caused enough outrage last night when posted!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# ha ha!
i love it!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Good old God.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Well done God
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# fucking hell! how'd that get the fp?
boobs are wrong but cocks and pubes are fine now?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# divine intervention
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# serious?
it doesn't look like cock and pubes
it looks like Mario
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# in YOUR version of Nintendo
you sick, sick man
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# *bum bounces*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# haha
Anywho, this computer takes zillions of time to re load pages. so tata!

edit:forget that.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# George (not Roger) Melly has died


R.I.P., you insane fruity jazzman, you.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Sad news.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Nice violet thong
RIP Mr Jazzman
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Heh.
I changed my sig just now when I heard this.

Met him in Dublin Airport about 3 years ago
/crap claim to fame blog
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I know someone
that had to share a hotel room with him once. George was absolutely battered and kept asking whether the light was off when it was clearly on. Eventually the bloke I know got so annoyed with constantly having to tell him that it was on, he said it was off in an attempt to get him to shut up. Assuming the light to be off, George does what any sane, rational man would do: gets his knob out and starts a-tugging.

Legendary.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I think I've heard that story,
in varying forms, a number of times before. But then there are a lot of wankers in the world - and one would assume that many of them, in keeping with the old wives' tale, are blind.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# A two pronged attack
on the blindness front for George, then. Wanking and port. One vice for each eye.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Hehe
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I didn't know who he was until he died
Like with so many old folk.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# i still don't know who he is....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# He was good.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *sigh*
i wish I had a discography.....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Some old dude who died
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# rightyo then...
how much dosh did you raise in the end?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# in the end of what?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# that sponsered walk dealy for her friend
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# you were supposed to say
"the end of my cock"

dumbass
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# £577.20
A large sum of it from B3tans.

:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# so will reveal the nenn diagram results in the wake of our generosity?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# wait!!
venn diagram....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Er....
I don't think that was part of the deal.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# rats!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# You got a picture of a naked lady, what more do you want?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# i wanted to know if i was loved!!!
*needy*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Sad news indeed :(
3
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# OOOOOO
*readies video recording equipment for impending nekidness*

hello shugs x
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# *gasps*
*rips trousers away*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *readies frying pan*
i know all about the secret base in Bath!!
*is onto yous lot*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# well, it is sad when anyone dies
and it's bad form to speak ill of the dead and all
but he was a tosser
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# It's not sad when horrible people die
Why do you say he was a tosser?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# see below
without the bit about liking him
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# He could be a deeply offensive, snide and churlish fellow
but there are so few real characters, or great wits, in entertainment any more.
I'd much rather be slagged off by a George Melly (who would at least be funny about it)
than shot by a member of So Solid Crew
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# this is sad news indeed
*sheds a jizzy tear.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *replies wittily with speed*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# damn you!
wittier and speedier than i!

'ning bruv
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *taps watch*
Noon.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *watches tap*
drip
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *tatches wap*
eh?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# *thatches hat*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *hatches that*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *matches cat*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *catches mat*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# pffft
though it looks more like a plane with no wings than a sword.

where do you find all these?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# On the internet
It's hard though.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
quality

*displays duck*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *quietly puts duck away*
yay!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *holds properly*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# thats it, now rock me gently.....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# *can't resist*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# yay!
hold it like a what?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# A goddamned
motherfuckin' duck! Yeah!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Arf!
can i still use betamax tape to destroy batmobile?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# bloody wonderful
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# *puts duck away*
*desists from sexy*

Top notch
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# hahah love the dispaying duck!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahah, lovely stuff!
4
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# not your funniest
sorry :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# :D
ha ha!
Touché!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
Not the caterpillars... ANYTHING but the caterpillars.

Most wooo lovely: I really like the egg one too!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hairy catapillars give me the fear
*skin crawls*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha, excellent
*attempts to resist making caterpillar / piss comment*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Ahaaa! You nearly caught me out with your tricky word things
but one picture doesn't have a line through it.... *tickles bin-mouth*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] beep!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# argh! argh! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!
killer robot!!!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# What a happy looking chap!
Spam fritters? Ugh, no ta...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# are they invading?
looks friendly enough.
*shoots anyway*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# a call to arms
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# haha
that is quite ace
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# that is the best one of these that I've seen
woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# haha
no thanks, I'll stick with me Soup
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# thanks for the 30 by 24 btw!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Sweary Fingersbot
Tell new_matt!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Blastard Enemy Pop
shall trounce you!

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Lawks!


I am cowering.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# You cannot
cower or hide from Blastard Enemy Pop, he's got apples, you see!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# How'd you like them apples?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Tut Tut....looks like rain.....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Very Edward Gorey
(which is an excellent thing)

:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *Worships Teh Gorey*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"f is for fanny sucked dry by a leach"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# The Gashleycrumb Tinies.
One of my faves :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Yay. - freakshow :)
my favorite.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *joys* :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Cor! I love that
noice styling!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# nice!
now draw Synthesilia - Queen of Magnets!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# there was only little rain today as a matter of fact.
despute the way that it's been raining all week. all month actually.

oh, 'tis woo.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ooh braw
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# a walking pint stand!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# COR!
It has my umbrella! :D yay! lovely work oh freakishly talented one.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# it's SPITTING!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I can't see any
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Just cos I love the Grippy
Yes, it's almost identical to yesterday's.

Clankings = big Grippy bears.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I had one of those when I was about 7
can't remember what it was called though
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Robert Webb.
.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# they were a bit of a fad at my primary school
but i never had one
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Are you two actually saying
that such bears exist?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# yes
it was a toy from the 80s that looked almost identical to that and had a tiny hole in its bottom jaw so you could stick your finger in and pretend it was talking.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Really? Seriously?
*boggles* Erm. This idea came from a free jazz programme I watched back in the 90s, whilst drunk, with a mate. We swore and cackled for ages when the double-bass player scatted (not that kind you dirty peoples) and said "Grippy the bear" at one point. I had no idea that... these things existed. Cor. I could've made a mint.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Somewhere in the house
I have a little toy Koala that grips to objects with all four legs.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I too own one of these
wearing a sombrero, 'though I know not for why.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# To keep the flies out of his naked exposed brain
of course.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# My sister wanted one of those
She whined for weeks in the run-up to Christmas. I was too young to understand any of this, so when my Godmother gave me a Huggy Bear (for that is what they were called in them days) my sister was very upset.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I wish I had
Huggy Bear.

I'd play funky music every time he started walking.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I thought it was thr ight name
just couldn't find anything on Google
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# LIES
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# that they were a fad
or that i didn't have one?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# haha
top stuff
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# haha
Justice Juice
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# hatstandtastic :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# pfft
'justice juice'
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
i love Grippy Bear
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# bbaa!
abbastage kopie
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I love you
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Oh Chiquita,
is the other side of any given line in time
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row
Oh no,
Chiquita youll never know
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# fernando
was number one the day i was born
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
#
The Jam - Going Underground was No. 1 for me
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# er
Clair - Gilbert O'Sullivan
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
#
Sweet - Blockbuster
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
#
So You Win Again - Hot Chocolate

...rubbish
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaha
there's a whole world of genius on the board today

(maybe because the challenge doesn't allow people to bash out a ton of shite all motning!)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ^^this
a respite of cruddy compo entries... to make way for some lovely posts.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# NEWS!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
Real tea spit
can I profile this?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# of course :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Hurrah
*hosts*
*applies*
*....*
*profit*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Is that 6mm?
I've got a nice 4-8mm stretching horn I could post you if you like?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# 7mm
going up to 8mm in two weeks, cheers for the offer but would have out grown it by the time it got here probably.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# A stretching horn, eh?
That sounds unspeakably rude.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# You are unspeakably rude!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# That's the way you like me
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I can't see it :(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Now I can.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# mine are tiny compared to yours
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Yes.
And you'll regret it if you go above 13mm
I have a permanently open 8mm hole now, however long I don't wear an earring for.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I'll stop at 8
what?
I know I said that the last 4 times.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# i think they just look like you've got a big mole on your ear
:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I use tunnels not plugs
so look more like a big hole in your ear than a mole
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# You're wearring a fucking plug in that picture.
I've got an 8mm and a 9mm clear plastic plug like the one's you're wearing, a really tidy 6mm screwback tunnel and some other bits and pieces, but I didn't start spending proper money again until I got up to about 22mm.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Bah you've found me out
I couldn't find a flesh tunnel at 7mm, but I got a lovely shiney flared 8mm one and the 6mm one I just took out two weeks ago.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# jesus, it took me about a week to get to 4 mm, about another week to get to 6
then I went up to 10 in about 3 days.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# the few squid it costs me is half my shopping budget for two weeks
so i wait until pay day to get new ones
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Not keen meself
There was a guy at one of my former jobs who could (and frequently did) put a carabiner through his...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I wear my earring as a ring sometimes.
It's an inch across.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# digging holes?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# haha
reverse goatse

molese
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# mind piss
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Bah you've ruined my secret stretching method
oooooh i got an idea for another but need to goto work, bah
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# that
is so much cuter than it should be!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Mindpiss
and yours was better :(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# ha ha!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Not a little mole then?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# same source image :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Are you cutting your hair then?
I'd like to see that!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# should do a sponsered Hair chopping
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I'd do it for enough money.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# what the hell is that thing you removed from your skin??
was it in your belly button?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# looks like junior manley's umbilical chord
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# It is this.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# It's hosted by B3ta, you should be able to
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# it's the 9:15 to where's Wally
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Haha
& nice use of the word "knacker".
:o)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# ^ this, mos' def.
Right, back to w*rk for me.

Catch all you lovely people later!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# What's this I hear about you winning a guitar?
Did you win a guitar? I missed that, you've not mentioned it AT ALL!

:-p
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Pffft!
*goes to w*rk*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# What Guitar?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# You keep saying that, yet here you are...
Realising that this is all sounding a little bitter, I love you really
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Knacker strain!
*treats*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# hahah
top stuff
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *strains left knacker*
Heheh woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *nurses*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# oooh matron!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Less Hattie Jacques
But not exactly Babs either
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Babby Jacques?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ha ha!!
*wonders if it was caused by my verruca sock....*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# was it a
waxy pile-up?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# gah
you've just reminded me of that Otex advert


*bleah*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ick
nobody's earwax looks like that! it was like flaky, solidified diarrhoea!
damn you, otex!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I think it was caused by the insertion of a cotton bud
of gigantic proportions
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# giant cotton buds?
i thought they were only to be used on that gladiators show!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Wolf and Jet have saturday jobs sweeping the tunnels
it's their fault
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# you mean
they're not stacking shelves in tesco, which is the proper role of ex "celebs"?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Wolf is now the world's largest non-insect pollinator
who says tv doesn't get you anywhere...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# he's what?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# he goes about pollinating plants
that's his job now

it says here
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhh
I thought you meant has sex with people and animals
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# ah
you may be right - I don't think that has been disproved conclusively
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# i think he's
on telly tonight.

oh, no, it's pollenator 2...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Haha, ace.
Also: 'ning Mr Toast sir! Are you well? Long time no speakee...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# not bad thanks, and yourself?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# All of teh ace, ta!
*really goes back to w*rk this time*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
/relurks
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *BA~GURKS!*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
i blame TFL's repair policy on your ears.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# very well done sir.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Arf!

flesh tunnel?
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
ecxellent work Monsieur Toast!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# This is the soooouuuund of the underground!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Heeeeeeeeeeeeyah!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# its like a kitten dance
of death
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# It's nice to see yoof cats with hobbies
rather than just hanging around the streets causing trouble.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Wherever he lands, there may he be buried
*removes hat*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# where
ever i lay my cat

that's my tome
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# that's clever
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# you've laid your cat?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# haven't you?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah, but he could at least have cleaned up afterwards
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# now thats just bad manners
*looks for a mop*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *hands mop and bucket*
But why are you doing it?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# um no reason
*zzzzzzzzzzzip*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Blergh!
*grins*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# needs more Dog Judo :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Ha ha! Aces!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# meanwhile, on the other side of the gymnasium...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# nice!
;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Punch him in the cunt!
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# !
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# !
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Here we go then...

1000th post. Done. ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# more than I got :)
woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Precisely
congrats!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I don need yor steeenking badgees
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *just about to hand over giant gold badge*
Oh *hides badge*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Oh, but you do
you just don't know it yet ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# how about a gold star?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# how about your brown star?
:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!!!



out back, five minutes...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# back out
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# why?
are the rumors true?!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# no i mean back out.
come out backwards
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# what like;
mum, dad, i'm yag?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Haha.
yag m'i ,dad ,mum surely?


EDIT: Haha:

"yag m'i ,dad ,mum"
"What? That's terrible!" *cries*
"What is it?"
"Our son! He's a trekkie, and he's speaking in Klingon!"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# kapla!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# ahah
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# pfffft
"we always wenk nos"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# whatever makes it easier for you.
now get out into that alley
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *shuffles out with kecks round ankles*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
#
ROLL UP ROLL UP
TEN BOB A GOB
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *looks at ives*
Hmm I'll give you £4.50 and a shoe
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# ten bob's 50p gov
gob = bj
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Wait, what?
a bob is 5p?
You english and your stupid currency
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# i'm not english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Is this one of those "actually I'm scottish/welsh/manx"
When to the rest of the world, you all live in a generic blob called england.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# is that supposed to be a question?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Depends if the answer is one that makes me look cool/smart
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *smokes*
c'est la vie...
*films noir*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# why do you think Boy Scouts could never afford to buy much
no matter how sore their mouths got
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# buy scouts
never afford to boy much ;)

GAH: ninja edit!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I think you'll find I have ninjad yo ass
and it was lovely

ning CW
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# nings gorgeous!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Careful now!
The board, she cannae tek it!

She's gonna blow!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I have a 10s blank under my desk
It was made in the late 60s

It looks like 50p
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Still had to make the damn thing myself tho..
grumble ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Heheheh WOOO!
congratulations :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# you're shit at lurking
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *kidnaps Chorizo*
There you go, she'll be better at it now!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# hey no fair!
can i come and visit?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Mmmmphhhghghghg
fumbhdy hhlp mh!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# It's ok, I'll not mistreat you
Much ;-)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# do i pay you now?
or later?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Heeey!
You're the evil super villain behind all this?

I knew that Trellis was good really!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# she's as much a part of this as i am.
now put that jawbreaker back where it belongs and take you pants off, people are paying for this.

;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I'm not good! I'm evil!
*sulks*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *pats on head*
you're devil herself dear...

*rolls eyes*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I think 'naughty'
is a more appropriate word :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *snickers*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# *marathons*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *twixs*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# that reminds me.
i still have a voucher for a free snickers bar in my coat pocket!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Thanks.
Now I just need more hummus. See you in another 4 years ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# byeeee!
*sad*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I know the feeling
my actual picture posts are getting fewer and further between
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Where can I buy hummus..
and the skillz? ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# you could have a hummus transplant
I hear they offer it in some darker corners of the net ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# thats not fair!!
=)
WOO!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# haha!
i just an email from the chief executive that has a list of phone numbers i can ring
if i feel intmidated by other staff in the wake of this doctor/terrorist thing!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Doctor/terrorist thing?



/hasn't been following the news blog
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# all those blokes that tried to blow up a scottish airport was doctors!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Haha, were they?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# piccy tiem

once again I am the b3tard who has had his face more times on board that teh Quo
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Cor!
*spluffs*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# CHRIST!
Right in my fucking eye mate!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Well that's what you get for letting my put my cock through your ear...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Hello lovely :)
How's tricks?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Hello you.
I'm all of teh grand, ta!

I haven't got a new flesh tunnel though.

But I did win a guitar last week \o/
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I know
It looks lovely (I was lurking) *cuddles* gratilashins
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Thanks miss!
*returns cuddle*

*fondles bumcheeks*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# my missus would fancy you lots
so it's a good thing she doesn't go on b3ta
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I can't think of anything to say here that doesn't make me sound like I love myself
But you all know I do anyway so here goes,
She's only human.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# How do you know?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# she has all the correct parts
well, for my purposes at least
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *suffocates as dave's ego begins to fill the room*
=D

Aside from the Soul-burning crazy eye gaze, you look rather dashing there.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Cheers buddy
that means a lot to me, hearing a man calling me dashing. Oh wait or does that make me gay?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# just accept it, feel better about yourself and don't dwell on it.
If you think too hard and it'll make you gay.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# what? sorry I was picking my belly button
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Good call
Now if you'll excuse me.
To the the HindenWeasel!
*zeplins*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Where do you get the money for all of these!?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# =D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# How do you know?
There's more to fancying than the face.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# yes
mind you, she told me the only reason she fancied me was because I had a coat
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# wow, talk about right place, right time
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *grabs surfboard*
*rides Dave's Hair*

*wipeouts*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *goes to A&E with a surf board wedged in ear*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# i seem to have lost my verruca sock.....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *hands it back*
I've made it a bit crispy, though
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *caresses screen*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# you got chocolate all over your moniter now mate
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *licks off*
oh! hello handsome
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# i'm all moist...

...you now, down there.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# What...
Surrey?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *gets the bounty out*
*mops*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# a damp follow through?
go change your pants!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# yes
i had a chinese curry last night. mid week treat.

in other news i had to Watch 'Alien Vs Predator'.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# its shit isn't it?
Does teh comics no justice what so ever.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# it is indeed
shit.

but i was round a friends house and we dicided on some cheesy crap and i hadn't seen it.

i now have and have no intention on seeing it again.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# gah!!
how could you!?!?

i went to see Die Hard
it was acetastic
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# oh yes!
*fears to leave the service center*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
#
1. All doctors are now terrorists
2. The NHS is run by al-Qaeda
3. Osama bin Laden is now Secretary of State for Health
4. Bloody immigrants, coming over here and stealing our terrorist doctor jobs
5. Profit

© Daily Mail
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Crikey...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# the daily mail challenge,
that was another great one!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha!
i had to larf at the news yesterday, the nice man from calor was suggesting i.d checks for people buying gas cannisters.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# jesus
as if your identity somehow betrays your intentions
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# 0.00000001% of the NHS is terrorists
In answer to your question yesterday fine thank you but if you were going to ask it today I'd say a bit tired because I didn't sleep well because I drank quite a lot because it was Independence Day.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Do you want me to come and sit next to you so that you can sleep on my shoulder?

It's a bit bony but it's there if you want it...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Lap please
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Well, alright then.
But no funny business!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# why were you celebrating independance day?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Are you joking or did you not see my reply yesterday
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# i didn't see your reply yesterday
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I am American
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# no you're not
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# How do you know?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Code red! Start burning the surveillance tapes!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# you told me you have a posh english accent
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Duel National
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# My country threatened to revoke my dual nationality =/
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Which one?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# South Africa
When Thabo came in he tried to force people to either be South African or not.

I don't think he ever got around to enforcing it, but I haven't renewed my african passport for a long time now anyway
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# see
I'm a Scot

but I also have a posh English accent

apparently
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# is one of the numbers the Jeremy Kyle hotline?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# haha!!
no, but i have that as number 1 on quick dial....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# You feel intimidated by your boss, right?
Really scared he might do something I mean?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# No, he feels intimidated by the Chief Executive sending him unsolicited emails.
I didn't get an email from the Chief Executive...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# No, I didn't get one either!
And I actually probably should have...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Let's bum his embassy.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *adjusts tie*
she knows who the main man is.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# hehe
the last mail I had from my CEO said "Is there some sort of ‘deployment of laser technology in monkeys’ conference going on? "
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# 'grats!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# marcia grassyass!
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# And you're not wearing the shirt, so technically this is a nekkid post.
Woo, congratumalations!

=)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
well spotted!
/got out of that one
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# toat :D
gratz!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# hehe
;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Was it wet though?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# ooh i wish it was!
ready to PEEL off! ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Pictures please!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# it would give you
the fear!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# congrats
i could have been worse.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# tanks muchly! oh i'm sure it can and will
get worse...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# congrachermalashuns!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Thankyou oh mighty one!
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Neato
But needs more nekkid
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Ta. And may I refer you to..
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Congrats!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Mucho apprecio!
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *fears*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *tears*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# *repairs*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Thankyou
And may I say what a smashing gif you have there!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Congratulatings!
and nice T-Shirt...

*eyes up*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *all eyes down*
ta muchly!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# congrats on your stats!
who are you again!?
:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# The King of Stats!
;) cheers!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# i got AIDS for mine :(
congratumilations
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Damn, I hope you returned it for a refund.
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Art with a mate and a post-it

does this count?

//ignore the link//
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# no
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I dunno
what is it?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# spam for some crazy student game
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# hey! those students, they CRASY!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# they are?!
*puts them to sleep*
its for the best...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# that's the best thing you've ever done
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# i make a great omelette too!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# prove it
*waits with knife and fork and napkin tucked in*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# makes an omelette with bacon, sausage, chorizo sausage, ham,
four eggs, salt, pepper, wholegrain mustard, and a shit load of mature chedder.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *steals*
*eats*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# what?
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that was Stinky McMinkys!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Well tell him I said it was delicious.
*burps*

And make him another one. Just use three eggs though, that last one was MASSIVE!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *drums fingers*
hurry up benjy
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# a post-it
slaped on my friend's face to make him less ugly
not sissors, but glue was involved
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# What?
He's gorgeous. I demand that you send him to me.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# RIS
but I like the colours in the photo
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I like the look of the mate...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# *says something funny but non insulting*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Vienna?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Haha
it's working.....IT'S WORKING!

*gets hit by lightning*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# this means nothing to me


i started this blog
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I don't think it can
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# im still struggling to understand the point of the game
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I want to change it to
"kick me"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# go on then
or i will
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Midge Ure?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# your mate is a tramp
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Mrs Trellis likes him
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Mrs Trellis is a b3tard
ergo she's into fetish*

*science
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Is that Jesus?
looks like him
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Ris?
Not the image, the site

But I scored you points I think ;D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Link spamming assholes
Being a student does not excuse being a spammer. There is no fucking game. Unless working for a spammer for free is a game to you.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Have an early strip
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Flesh tunnel?
Isn't that some kind of wanking device?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# *wondered this too*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# its a big hole you put in your body by stretching skin
I have one in my ear
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Do you?
*examines all flickr pictures with Dave in them*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# i was thinking about getting one of them
am i too old at 31 to have one?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# yes
get a cloth cap and a whippet
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# pfffft
two steps ahead
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# No
watch out though they get addictive, I'm going up to 8mm in a few weeks, I told myself I'd stop at 5, then 6, then 7....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# That's what a mate of mine said
and now he has a two and a half centimetre hole in each ear.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Get one in your penis
and fit a small waterwheel
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# thanks
*weeps openly*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *slaps*
pull yourself together man!!
there's children about!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# is there?
*puts cock away*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# You shouldn't ask questions if you might not like the answer
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# you're brutal!
but i like you
=D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Pachey: killing hopes and dreams since 2004
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# It is better to be honest, no?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# absolutely
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# i like her honesty
it means i can be honest with her
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Well I never.
Now let's see your mohawk!

Unless it's a trouser-mohawk O_o
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# gimmie a sec, i got to wash the cut hair out of my face
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# it looks like some sort of ear-tuning device
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Haha.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# i used to know someone with such a thing.
except it was big enough to put a couple of fingers through it. she was also horrifyingly ugly.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# me too recently
:D

/relurks
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Do you?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# aye its getting bigger too
I'm sat at my desk with a screw driver through it for laughs :)

I've wanted one for ages.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
#
you so crazy

not laughs, shits and giggles
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *high fives*
This makes us youthful and cool
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Like
Totally!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I hope you wore eye goggles. a screwdriver to face accident is no laughing matter!
'nings
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *rugby tackles*
i wasn't ignoring you yesterday, honest
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# :D
no worries lovely!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# phew
*fondles*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# So
Is it a wanking device or not?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# depends how flexible he is...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Well if I could get it near my cock I'd be able to suck myself off
so not really any point having it as a wanking device.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Not for you, silly!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ^this
two in my left ear. 4mm and 8mm.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# and do people wank through/with it?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# 'ning Waspy!
Are you well?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Radiant!*
*hungover

and you?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I'm all of teh grand, ta!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *fears*
just like when my evil twin turned up!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# *remembers*
Aargh, those glowing eyes!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# still!
at least we killed the baddie!.....



bwahahaha!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# That was just you looking in a mirror
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# his souless eyes.......
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# what the frig is a flesh tunnel?
apart from an intimate part of a lady
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# One of those ear holey type things thats really big.
And you can put stuff like pencils through it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# haha!
saves on pencil case money
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Oh yes.
I knew a guy who had a really big ear hole thing and we used to spend lectures seeing how much stationery we could suspend from it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I can get a ciggie through mine
its a handy holding device, that is utterly useless now that you can't smoke in pool halls.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Well at least you could store a cigarette there for when you go outside.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# They're not so good for labret piercings though...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# it's gay code
for gay stuff

:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Wow, fictional dave looks twice as cool. You should consider the goatee upgrade
Hows things?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Ning mate
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# 'lo chief.
How're you during this near-friday experience?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Doing good but have office emotional drama
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Your emotional drama or someone elses?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Mine
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Well I hope it rolls over smoothly =)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Already two steps ahead of you
Due to having the flu for a week, I haven't shaved, now I am the owner of a funky goatee.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha!
oh the wonders of 2D comics! :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# he's a shy guy
the kinda guy
who will always beeeee theeeeere!!

:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# shouldn't his goatee be under his mouth?
sorry, 'tis very woo
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# woo!
They is ace
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# "Goodbye, Mr Dangerous!"

What should I draw the'day?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Bears with hands not paws
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Something like this may have happened last night
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Those are people with bear heads
completly different species to bears with hands.

Good though :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# a map
... of an island... with a sexy secret
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# The island is full of BEES
oh wait that's not sexy
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *stings*
what about now?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Ow! hey that's not a sting
*runs*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# sexy bees!
(speaking of which - where's freebs?)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# dunno
not seen him about today
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# he works too hard that lad
...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# No good will come from it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# solidarity brother
soon the capitalist pigs will fall and we will... probably have to work harder and take fewer holidays.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Drowned on the way home last night
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Don't say that!
Swaza'll have to go to the Leeds mini bash by himself.

meaty delicious spam: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/9974
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I have Friday off and everything
But it's a two and a half hour journey from me to them, which is a bit of a way to go just for lunch!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# get freebs drunk
and then take advantage of him!

Also - Leeds is a pretty nice city - you could make a day of it, take a picnic, see the sights... ride a bus... erm... York's quite close by, you could go to teh Viking museum... or to Lightwater Valley in Ripon... which is like Alton Tower but underfunded and about 15 years out of date.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I don't need to get him drunk
To be able to do that...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# bees are solid gold comedy
I had a dream once which contained this 'joke':

What's stripy and lives in the kitchen?

A bee.


I woke myself up laughing
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# HAHA Damn you!
You made me office lol. I envy you and your dream jokes.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# That's excellent!
*tells everyone she knows*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# five pigs playing golf.
or BIKINIS!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
#
Five pigs playing golf IN bikinis!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Terrorists..
with handbags and summer blouses
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# ^ this
sexy terrorists.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# ^ yes this
all dainty 'armed' and with lots of lippy.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
#
Kat in a second hand lingerie store looking disgusted.
or
Scarlet in Toys R Us having the time of her life
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# with Pat Swayze
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Is that Patricia Swayze, the shop assistant from Lincoln...
...who is in no way related to Patrick Swayze the actor, and who is utterly sick of being asked about him?


In a similar way to how I feel when people say "Kerry? That's a girl's name, innit?"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Kerry? That's a girl's name, innit
or is it ....?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Well that would be telling.
Best conversation EVAH, with O2:

O2: "Are you authorised to talk about this account?"
Me: "Yes... I am Kerry Mountain"
O2: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I just saw Kerry and assumed you were a.. girl. And now I'm really hoping you're a man... And not just... a girl... with a really... deep... voice"

It was the way her voice trailed off as she realised what she was saying that made me laugh =D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I've met an equal number of girl and guy Kerrys (Kerries?)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# uhdunuh..
*shrugs*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# i'm sick of people asking how to pronounce my name.
so i just turned it into "ewan" wich is close enough.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# What is your name then?
And how do you pronounce it correctly?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# "iwijn"
go ahead and try to say it.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Dave?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# EEWIDGIN
Am I right?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# no but you're close enough.
have some pie.

(i have recently discovered only scottish people can pronounce the dutch "ij" sound)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Is it a clearing the throat type sound like German "ch"?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# not quite.
it's pretty hard to explain over the net. if i ever come to a bash one day i'll tell you about it over some tea and cake. i promise.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# *says it*
perfect i think you'll agree
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# eoighan?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# eoighan bacon?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
#
with Pat Swayze sharp
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Something with nice big boobs.
You haven't done it in a while and I'm getting withdrawl symptoms.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# a mermaid with hairy armpits
and doesnt smell of fish
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# denizens please
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# 'ning JJ
Draw a curious Pterodactyl, peering intently at an antique gadget made of brass, glass and sparks, trying to figure out how it works.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Tony Blackburn stuffing putty in the keyhole of a 1975 DAF 44
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# bindun
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# i just saw on the news some blokes mobile exploded and killed him.
draw that!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# in his pance??
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# in his breast pocket....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# that sounds like a job for Butters...
(not that he's been around much lately)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# was it Bill Gates's iPhone?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# he wasn't vapourized so no.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# christ, that really blew!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# top stuff as always you talented bastard
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# 'ning sexy
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *gropes*
Alright my lover?
Guess who got a mohawk this morning
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Haha, was it you by any chance?
Let's see a picture then!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# a camel on fire
being passed by by 30 crows doing a sponsored walk for Cancer Research.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# More sequential art!!
yay
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# this
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Scarlet on a Bouncy Castle
Having just deflated it with her claws
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# A sexy squirrel version of the tour de france.
Or a recreation of the kidnapping of Alan Johnson with denziens
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# A girl in a bikini
on a beach on bikini island

which is wearing a huuuuge bikini!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# ^
that should keep me occupied for a while.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# lolo ferrari
and her gigantic breasts.

they are so heavy she has tipped forward and cannot get up again.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I'm reckon
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Ew.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Live up
To your responsibilities dammit! Think of the poor suite shop owners getting loser spunk in the crotch area when they are handed back!

It's madness I tell thee.....MADNESS!!!!!!!

*goes and gets his "End is Nigh" sign*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# * shock *
But hey, now you know for sure
if there were to come scarlet / kat / chloe / ... - costumes
they would sell.

..to strange people
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# BUNNIES EATIN PUDDIN
nyam nyam
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# An omellette that on closer inspection is the home to a tiny sentient species
of cheese and egg based creatures. The two species hate each other, fighting over which is better and which should rule the world of "Umlitt". After many years of vicious fighting a truce is called and the creatures decide to share their world in peace, the leaders of each faction meet up in a grand hall to sign a truce when suddenly, crashing through the roof comes a selection of mushrooms, peppers, onions and herbs.

And thus the Umlitt saga begins.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# all of this ^^ :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# A concept illustration for the
new reality TV Show:

"When Smurfs Go Bad"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Pip Dangerous ABC-TV-style 60s Title Sequence Logo thing!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# i got zoo again, purile but fun

with the one i failed with yesterday
it was only there for half an hour, these people have no sense of humour
yesterdays silly buggery
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Fnar.
Dirty thieving robdogs.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# pfft
although every time I clik this link I get to see sexy ladies

so good all round

:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Sexy my arse
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *Sexes arse*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *sexys*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# if you insist

*sexes pacheys arse*

;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# arf!
this is an inspired piece of sabotage :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# what am i looking for?
nowt to see here?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# that's about it
it's a shonky rework of the you've got spam page.
which is now absent from their wonderful tome.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# nicely done :)
i tried to submit a pic a while ago
but i couldn't find any way of doing it
seems they actively prefer to steal than take submissions
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# i saw the last on the popular page
good work fella
(i'm assuming this one is good, as i can;t click it)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# heh heh
I thought the Quo one was fabtastic
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# This is excellent
As was the one you did yesterday.

I like your new game.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# it's fun for a bit
though far too much faffing around. this will be the last.

possibly.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# some 13.6 billion years ago...*

*may not be actual science
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha!
*clicks*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 'ning sonny
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# 'ning popsie!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# oo hypnotic
is 10:30 too early to go out and buy sweets?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# nope!
can i have some revels please.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# No not at all
Get me some Blackjacks please
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Absolutely not.
Skittles Sours for me please =)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# right
one large collection of refined sugars coming right up

my local shop appears to be run by an Indian version of Eugene Terreblanche, so I may not return in one piece
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# You'll get a stomach ache if you eat them before lunch
[edit] the sweets I mean, not the shopkeeper
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Great! :)
What happens if they tag? Big bang?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# quantum things
involving a lot of quantum
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Leap!
Oh boy
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# hurray
Who'd have thought beryllium was hiding all the way back there!!

*click
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# pffft!
well, it would've been boring with just hydrogen :P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# true
one proton and one electron out in space singing "Just the two of us.."
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# yay!
very joyful making

and the sun's shining for once :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Ha ha thats great
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# nice movement!
err
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Lovely
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# This is what science is all about!
:D
*clicks*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# i like this
because it makes sense
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Wheee!
Just think what the universe would be like if they had decided to play hide and seek instead!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# that's why we can't see dark matter
FACT
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# yay
cute story! :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# slightly goddish
you've cracked it: vaguely scientific and vaguely religious. dawkins is cooked.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# ashally
that representation of electrons is way out of date, quantum is where it's at these days, baby!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)
# Quantum Tag?
Now there's a brain-numbing idea!
"I'm probably mostly over here! ... but also over here! I could be up here as well..."
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] My calendar
Made of paper and camera and me. I was bored.

(I had to use scissors to cut the paper to size, and I had to glue my camera tripod back together, so it's OK isn't it?)


Click screenshot for live action!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I like that
does it automatically choose the current date?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# It does
through the magic of PHP trickery, it will select the correct pictures for the day.

The full set of pics are here:

www.hairyaerosol.com/cal_test.php

And the code is free for anyone to use FWIW.

(I'm working on a clock using photos of me and semaphore flags, but I can't get the thing to show local time, only German time. gnaaaahh)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Is your server located in Germany?
I don't care though, as German time is the same as Dutch time...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Yep
1&1.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# (Please excuse geekiness)
You can set UK time in PHP:

// Set Timezone
date_default_timezone_set('Europe/London');
// Output long date
print date("l, d F Y H:i:s (T)")
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# that's well inspired lad.
good on yer!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Lovely
You have a Hitler moustache for a beard.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hi you
*flirts*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Hello
*tries to flirt back*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Aha
Actually I have a Hitler moustache, but my head is on upside down.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I like this
mainly because of the effort
partly because of the skill
and slightly because you look like me - lucky boy
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Great!
But when did you do it?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I like it!
But it would have been better if you had one with day, date and year on it for every day ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# you'll be pleased to know that these work a lot better in my head
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# YAY
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
*repeats about fumphteen times*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# it's all about the magic 9
*dedicated follower of snoozes*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

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