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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

Fuck-all.

I may have to go out for chish and fips.

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

I'm holding out for tomorrow evening for that

I do love a good Friday Evening Chish And Fips for tea

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

Tomorrow

we're out for a curry at Al Nawaz in Wakefield. Top nosh.

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

where's that again?

Last curry I had in Wakey was on Barnsley Road - Near Portabello, chain of them in Yorks -nice - forget what it's called

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

That would have been the Aagrah.

Al Nawaz is on Providence Street, near the Post Office.

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

It would indeed

Thanks

That must be a new one? Don't remember it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Been there a couple of years.

They're a Manchester firm (3 restaurants in Rusholme), and not bad at all.

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

Ham and Chorizo Sandwiches

some cherries and a bag of roast chicken flavour crisps

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

Ha ha ha

How very hatstand.

Today for lunch I am having:
Melty mozzerella and avocado wrap (griddled)
Asian-marinated veggie kebab (grilled)
Green salad
Tennessee coleslaw
Red white and blue trifle
Cranberry punch

/barbecue leftovers

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

well - I'll say it then if no one else will

this sounds like the acest of lunches... my sandwich has died of shame

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

Thank you

I think everyone else is jealous.

If it's any consolation, the barbecue was a bit of a non-barbecue on account of the rain.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

nah not really

hope you all had funs anyway

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

ooh!

that is exactly what I had for my tea last night! ;)

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Amazing coincidence!

Y'alright young man?

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

aye!

i have pop, crisps and cheese based sandwiches to eat, and your paper to read :)

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Hello

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

a garlic pill

and a mini bottle of mouthwash

Bloody hangover

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

I have some

condensed jam that is like paste, I think it's pear flavour, would he like that?

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spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

well i've got

the hot wax residues

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

Hooray! lunch!

I shall have spaghetti with puttanesca sauce followed by a cup of coffee and a few squares of baklava :)

He could share that with me?

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

*holds out empty bowl*

*puppy dog eyes*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Awww, I can't resist those puppy dog eyes!

*goes to fetch pasta and ladle*

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

*pants*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

*puts dog food in bowl*

*pats on head*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

aha!

today i had a big ham and cheese roll with lashings of mayo,
a packet of ready salted walkers and a packet of rib 'N' saucy niknaks

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Nik Naks

I haven't had those for ages.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

they aren't quite as flavoury as they once was...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Rin 'N' saucy ftw!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

scampi are the bestests!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

Bag of cheese moments and a pint.....

*drifts off to dreamland*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Watcha mate Bilbo

I'm going to have cat kebab because the little fuckers broke in to the hamster cage and ate all the hamsters

and wine

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Seriously?

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

Yes...seriously

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

make sure you shave them first... or burn all the hair off somehow

*speaks from experience*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

I though I'd skewer them then cook them over a roaring fire

meat cooks hair burns off I get cat stuffed with hamster kebab voilà.

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

it sounds good

... but I'm not certain that's the bets way to cook a cat... where's rabbitz when you need her...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

don't bring rabbitz anywhere near my felines

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

Bleee?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Hahaha!

I don't know yet.
I'll start on this maple/pecan thing and I will work from there.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

ARG

esrever lunch!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

I took the lovely Samantha out for a nice steak in ale pie

but she said what she really wanted was tongue in cider... and chips.

I had a tuna sandwich and a can de la coke. I could really do with a kip. I might get myself elected to government and get rid of that no nap time over the age of 4 rule.

also - hope the headache clears up

also - PANIC!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

yum food

Jerk chicken and dirty rice. yummy!

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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

Well, you did ask...

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Ninj, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Needs more flooding

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

Pffft...

Hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

......

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my mum, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

this is giving me the Vertigoes

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

It's sickening in more than one way,

but I love it more than anything.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

I do love a good night

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

late december back in sixty three?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

that's the one

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

oh that was indeed a very special time for me

what a lady
what a night

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Going to crowbar this into the compo..

I like that fact that Svenno made it into a Sheila Graber animation that got shown at the Baltic in Newcastle..and was totally oblivious of course

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

woo for Svenno!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Haha

top

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Ha ha ha

This is excellent.

Especially being in the paper.

And what a handsome fellow you are.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

nice work!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Hehehe

Hooray!

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

yo aunt!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

How's my favourite nephew?

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

fine.........

yo' self?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

I am braw

Knackered but braw. I am having a restful day off so far, starting with half a pack of Maryland choc chip and hazelnut cookies in bed. It was ace!

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

superb!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

Good stuff!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Fucking ace

nice one!

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CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

This Summer...

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Ninj, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

arf!

www.b3ta.com/board/7370746

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

By putting Kevin Costner on your pic

you made it shite.

(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

In other news

Is there anyway to block the mario folded penis on the fp?

Not a very nice thing to see at work.

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spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

adblock?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

^this^

a touch NSFW maybe?

edit/ but very funny as well

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

tell your server admin guy to block b3ta

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

my boss doesn't mind me going on b3ta

But I think he would change his mind if he sees the mario picture up.

Why did it have to get front paged? Kids go on this site.

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spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Yes. i do.

it should'nt really. you have a point.

Do what i do and never go on the fp!

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Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

You of all people

should know that kids have penises too.

(Rogue Sausage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

OMG! Peedo!!11!!

etc etc ;)

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

If it was boobs would you be this upset?

The penis isn't used in a sexual way - all men have them, it's a body part - relax!

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

They're not very attractive though

especially folded weirdly

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Very true

I feel the complaints are more about the aesthetics than the NSFWness.

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Yeah

Men are afraid to look at other men's nobs in case it turns them gay.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

looking at someone's nob turns them gay!?!?!

*looks at everyone's nobs*
*enjoys free reign over female population*
:P

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

Yes,

I wanted a bigger nose

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spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

Let's see if we can

come up with a visual gag involving weirdly-folded dirty-pillows and see if that gets on the FP.

It's the only way to know.

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

Good plan

I would start but mine aren't floppy enough to fold :(

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

that's not a statement that should make you sad!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

There's someone on here, with a pic in their profile, who could easily manage it

I forget who it is now....??

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

If I was at home I would not matter

But at work it does, as Caewan said, I will just have to avoid the front page.

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spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

i have www.b3ta.com/board bookmarked

i never come in via the front page

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

^This^

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

< This

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spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

This >

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spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

This \/

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spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

infinite ammo cheat activated

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

hahaha!!

That has made my day :)

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Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

This <^>\/

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spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

OMG!!!

Lara is NAKED!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

*Frantically changes view to try and get a look at the undercarriage*

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

^ this

boobs FTW!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

if it was boobs it would be NSFW'd

I'm surprised by this.

Also, is it a re-post? (not knocking it, just I've seen it before, I assume here)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

if it was boobs

that looked like Mario at first glance
it's be front paged

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

It is a repost

and it caused as much outrage the second time as the first!

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

Why not just stay on the messageboard? ;)

I hardly ever check the fp once on the board good n proper like.

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

fucking hell! how'd that get the fp?

boobs are wrong but cocks and pubes are fine now?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

serious?

it doesn't look like cock and pubes
it looks like Mario

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

in YOUR version of Nintendo

you sick, sick man

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

*bum bounces*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

haha

Anywho, this computer takes zillions of time to re load pages. so tata!

edit:forget that.

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Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

George (not Roger) Melly has died

R.I.P., you insane fruity jazzman, you.

(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

Sad news.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

Nice violet thong

RIP Mr Jazzman

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

Heh.

I changed my sig just now when I heard this.

Met him in Dublin Airport about 3 years ago
/crap claim to fame blog

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

I know someone

that had to share a hotel room with him once. George was absolutely battered and kept asking whether the light was off when it was clearly on. Eventually the bloke I know got so annoyed with constantly having to tell him that it was on, he said it was off in an attempt to get him to shut up. Assuming the light to be off, George does what any sane, rational man would do: gets his knob out and starts a-tugging.

Legendary.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

I think I've heard that story,

in varying forms, a number of times before. But then there are a lot of wankers in the world - and one would assume that many of them, in keeping with the old wives' tale, are blind.

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

A two pronged attack

on the blindness front for George, then. Wanking and port. One vice for each eye.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Hehe

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

I didn't know who he was until he died

Like with so many old folk.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

i still don't know who he is....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

He was good.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Melly

(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

*sigh*

i wish I had a discography.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Some old dude who died

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

rightyo then...

how much dosh did you raise in the end?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

in the end of what?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

that sponsered walk dealy for her friend

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

you were supposed to say

"the end of my cock"

dumbass

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

£577.20

A large sum of it from B3tans.

:)

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

so will reveal the nenn diagram results in the wake of our generosity?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

wait!!

venn diagram....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

Er....

I don't think that was part of the deal.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

rats!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

You got a picture of a naked lady, what more do you want?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

i wanted to know if i was loved!!!

*needy*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

Sad news indeed :(

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

OOOOOO

*readies video recording equipment for impending nekidness*

hello shugs x

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

*gasps*

*rips trousers away*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

*readies frying pan*

i know all about the secret base in Bath!!
*is onto yous lot*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

well, it is sad when anyone dies

and it's bad form to speak ill of the dead and all
but he was a tosser

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

It's not sad when horrible people die

Why do you say he was a tosser?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

see below

without the bit about liking him

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

He could be a deeply offensive, snide and churlish fellow

but there are so few real characters, or great wits, in entertainment any more.
I'd much rather be slagged off by a George Melly (who would at least be funny about it)
than shot by a member of So Solid Crew

(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

this is sad news indeed

*sheds a jizzy tear.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

*replies wittily with speed*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

damn you!

wittier and speedier than i!

'ning bruv

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

*taps watch*

Noon.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

*watches tap*

drip

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

*tatches wap*

eh?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

*thatches hat*

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

*hatches that*

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

*matches cat*

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

*catches mat*

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

pffft

though it looks more like a plane with no wings than a sword.

where do you find all these?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

On the internet

It's hard though.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

hahaha

quality

*displays duck*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

*quietly puts duck away*

yay!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

*holds properly*

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

thats it, now rock me gently.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

*can't resist*

*posts instructional video*

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

yay!

hold it like a what?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

A goddamned

motherfuckin' duck! Yeah!

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

Arf!

can i still use betamax tape to destroy batmobile?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

bloody wonderful

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

*puts duck away*

*desists from sexy*

Top notch

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

hahah love the dispaying duck!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

hahah, lovely stuff!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

not your funniest

sorry :D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

ha ha!
Touché!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

Nooooooooooooo!

Not the caterpillars... ANYTHING but the caterpillars.

Most wooo lovely: I really like the egg one too!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

hairy catapillars give me the fear

*skin crawls*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

Ha ha, excellent

*attempts to resist making caterpillar / piss comment*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

Ahaaa! You nearly caught me out with your tricky word things

but one picture doesn't have a line through it.... *tickles bin-mouth*

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

beep!

(f_cough Goddamn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

argh! argh! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!

killer robot!!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

What a happy looking chap!

Spam fritters? Ugh, no ta...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

are they invading?

looks friendly enough.
*shoots anyway*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

a call to arms

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

haha

that is quite ace

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

that is the best one of these that I've seen

woo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

haha

no thanks, I'll stick with me Soup

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

thanks for the 30 by 24 btw!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Sweary Fingersbot

Tell new_matt!

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Blastard Enemy Pop

shall trounce you!

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The Neville What what what, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

Lawks!

I am cowering.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

You cannot

cower or hide from Blastard Enemy Pop, he's got apples, you see!

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The Neville What what what, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

How'd you like them apples?

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Tut Tut....looks like rain.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

Very Edward Gorey

(which is an excellent thing)

:)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

*Worships Teh Gorey*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"f is for fanny sucked dry by a leach"

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

The Gashleycrumb Tinies.

One of my faves :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

Yay. - freakshow :)

my favorite.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

*joys* :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

Cor! I love that

noice styling!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

nice!

now draw Synthesilia - Queen of Magnets!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

there was only little rain today as a matter of fact.

despute the way that it's been raining all week. all month actually.

oh, 'tis woo.

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Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

ooh braw

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

a walking pint stand!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

COR!

It has my umbrella! :D yay! lovely work oh freakishly talented one.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

it's SPITTING!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

I can't see any

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Just cos I love the Grippy

Yes, it's almost identical to yesterday's.

Clankings = big Grippy bears.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

I had one of those when I was about 7

can't remember what it was called though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

Robert Webb.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

they were a bit of a fad at my primary school

but i never had one

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

Are you two actually saying

that such bears exist?

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

yes

it was a toy from the 80s that looked almost identical to that and had a tiny hole in its bottom jaw so you could stick your finger in and pretend it was talking.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Really? Seriously?

*boggles* Erm. This idea came from a free jazz programme I watched back in the 90s, whilst drunk, with a mate. We swore and cackled for ages when the double-bass player scatted (not that kind you dirty peoples) and said "Grippy the bear" at one point. I had no idea that... these things existed. Cor. I could've made a mint.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

Somewhere in the house

I have a little toy Koala that grips to objects with all four legs.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

I too own one of these

wearing a sombrero, 'though I know not for why.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

To keep the flies out of his naked exposed brain

of course.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

LIES

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mugatu, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

that they were a fad

or that i didn't have one?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

haha

top stuff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

haha

Justice Juice

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

hatstandtastic :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

pfft

'justice juice'

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

hahaha

excellent

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

ha ha ha!!

i love Grippy Bear

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

bbaa!

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

I love you

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

hahaha :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

Oh Chiquita,

is the other side of any given line in time
Counting ten tin soldiers in a row
Oh no,
Chiquita youll never know

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

pfffffft

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

fernando

was number one the day i was born

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

The Jam - Going Underground was No. 1 for me

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mugatu, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

Clair - Gilbert O'Sullivan

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

Sweet - Blockbuster

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

So You Win Again - Hot Chocolate

...rubbish

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

hahahaha

there's a whole world of genius on the board today

(maybe because the challenge doesn't allow people to bash out a ton of shite all motning!)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

^^this

a respite of cruddy compo entries... to make way for some lovely posts.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

NEWS!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA

Real tea spit
can I profile this?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

of course :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

Hurrah

*hosts*
*applies*
*....*
*profit*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

Is that 6mm?

I've got a nice 4-8mm stretching horn I could post you if you like?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

7mm

going up to 8mm in two weeks, cheers for the offer but would have out grown it by the time it got here probably.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

A stretching horn, eh?

That sounds unspeakably rude.

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

You are unspeakably rude!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

That's the way you like me

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

I can't see it :(

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

Now I can.

Big earrings are gay!

havingapoo.blogspot.com/2007/07/weight-loss-through-body-modification.html

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

mine are tiny compared to yours

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Yes.

And you'll regret it if you go above 13mm
I have a permanently open 8mm hole now, however long I don't wear an earring for.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

I'll stop at 8

what?
I know I said that the last 4 times.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

i think they just look like you've got a big mole on your ear

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

I use tunnels not plugs

so look more like a big hole in your ear than a mole

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

You're wearring a fucking plug in that picture.

I've got an 8mm and a 9mm clear plastic plug like the one's you're wearing, a really tidy 6mm screwback tunnel and some other bits and pieces, but I didn't start spending proper money again until I got up to about 22mm.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

Bah you've found me out

I couldn't find a flesh tunnel at 7mm, but I got a lovely shiney flared 8mm one and the 6mm one I just took out two weeks ago.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

jesus, it took me about a week to get to 4 mm, about another week to get to 6

then I went up to 10 in about 3 days.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

the few squid it costs me is half my shopping budget for two weeks

so i wait until pay day to get new ones

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

Not keen meself

There was a guy at one of my former jobs who could (and frequently did) put a carabiner through his...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

I wear my earring as a ring sometimes.

It's an inch across.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

digging holes?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

haha

reverse goatse

molese

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

mind piss

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

Bah you've ruined my secret stretching method

oooooh i got an idea for another but need to goto work, bah

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

that

is so much cuter than it should be!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

Mindpiss

and yours was better :(

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

ha ha!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

Not a little mole then?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

same source image :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

Are you cutting your hair then?

I'd like to see that!

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in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

should do a sponsered Hair chopping

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

I'd do it for enough money.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

what the hell is that thing you removed from your skin??

was it in your belly button?

(

mugatu, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

looks like junior manley's umbilical chord

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

It is this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

It's hosted by B3ta, you should be able to

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

it's the 9:15 to where's Wally

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

Haha

& nice use of the word "knacker".
:o)

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

^ this, mos' def.

Right, back to w*rk for me.

Catch all you lovely people later!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

What's this I hear about you winning a guitar?

Did you win a guitar? I missed that, you've not mentioned it AT ALL!

:-p

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Pffft!

*goes to w*rk*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

What Guitar?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

You keep saying that, yet here you are...

Realising that this is all sounding a little bitter, I love you really

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

Knacker strain!

*treats*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

hahah

top stuff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

*strains left knacker*

Heheh woo!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

*nurses*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

oooh matron!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Less Hattie Jacques

But not exactly Babs either

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Babby Jacques?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

ha ha!!

*wonders if it was caused by my verruca sock....*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

hahaha!

(

Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

was it a

waxy pile-up?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

gah

you've just reminded me of that Otex advert

*bleah*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

ick

nobody's earwax looks like that! it was like flaky, solidified diarrhoea!
damn you, otex!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

I think it was caused by the insertion of a cotton bud

of gigantic proportions

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

giant cotton buds?

i thought they were only to be used on that gladiators show!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

Wolf and Jet have saturday jobs sweeping the tunnels

it's their fault

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

you mean

they're not stacking shelves in tesco, which is the proper role of ex "celebs"?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Wolf is now the world's largest non-insect pollinator

who says tv doesn't get you anywhere...

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

he's what?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

he goes about pollinating plants

that's his job now

it says here

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhh

I thought you meant has sex with people and animals

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

you may be right - I don't think that has been disproved conclusively

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

i think he's

on telly tonight.

oh, no, it's pollenator 2...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

Haha, ace.

Also: 'ning Mr Toast sir! Are you well? Long time no speakee...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

not bad thanks, and yourself?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

All of teh ace, ta!

*really goes back to w*rk this time*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

hahaha

/relurks

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mugatu, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

*BA~GURKS!*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

hahaha

i blame TFL's repair policy on your ears.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

very well done sir.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

haha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Hahaha

(

in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Arf!

flesh tunnel?
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

hahaha

ecxellent work Monsieur Toast!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

This is the soooouuuund of the underground!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeyah!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

its like a kitten dance

of death

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

It's nice to see yoof cats with hobbies

rather than just hanging around the streets causing trouble.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

Wherever he lands, there may he be buried

*removes hat*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

where

ever i lay my cat

that's my tome

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

that's clever

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

you've laid your cat?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

haven't you?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

Yeah, but he could at least have cleaned up afterwards

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

now thats just bad manners

*looks for a mop*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

*hands mop and bucket*

But why are you doing it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

um no reason

*zzzzzzzzzzzip*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

Blergh!

*grins*

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

needs more Dog Judo :)

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

Ha ha! Aces!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

meanwhile, on the other side of the gymnasium...

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

nice!

;)

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

Punch him in the cunt!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

Here we go then...

1000th post. Done. ;)

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

more than I got :)

woo!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

Precisely

congrats!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

I don need yor steeenking badgees

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

*just about to hand over giant gold badge*

Oh *hides badge*

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Oh, but you do

you just don't know it yet ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

how about a gold star?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

how about your brown star?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

HOW DARE YOU!!!

out back, five minutes...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

back out

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

why?

are the rumors true?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

no i mean back out.

come out backwards

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

what like;

mum, dad, i'm yag?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

Haha.

yag m'i ,dad ,mum surely?

EDIT: Haha:

"yag m'i ,dad ,mum"
"What? That's terrible!" *cries*
"What is it?"
"Our son! He's a trekkie, and he's speaking in Klingon!"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

pfft

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

kapla!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

ahah

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

pfffft

"we always wenk nos"

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

pfft!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

whatever makes it easier for you.

now get out into that alley

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

*shuffles out with kecks round ankles*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

ROLL UP ROLL UP
TEN BOB A GOB

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

*looks at ives*

Hmm I'll give you £4.50 and a shoe

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

ten bob's 50p gov

gob = bj

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

Wait, what?

a bob is 5p?
You english and your stupid currency

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

i'm not english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

Is this one of those "actually I'm scottish/welsh/manx"

When to the rest of the world, you all live in a generic blob called england.

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

is that supposed to be a question?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

Depends if the answer is one that makes me look cool/smart

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

*smokes*

c'est la vie...
*films noir*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

why do you think Boy Scouts could never afford to buy much

no matter how sore their mouths got

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

buy scouts

never afford to boy much ;)

GAH: ninja edit!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

I think you'll find I have ninjad yo ass

and it was lovely

ning CW

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

nings gorgeous!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

Careful now!

The board, she cannae tek it!

She's gonna blow!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

I have a 10s blank under my desk

It was made in the late 60s

It looks like 50p

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

Still had to make the damn thing myself tho..

grumble ;)

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

Heheheh WOOO!

congratulations :)

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

you're shit at lurking

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

*kidnaps Chorizo*

There you go, she'll be better at it now!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

hey no fair!

can i come and visit?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

Mmmmphhhghghghg

fumbhdy hhlp mh!!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

It's ok, I'll not mistreat you

Much ;-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

do i pay you now?

or later?

(

Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

Heeey!

You're the evil super villain behind all this?

I knew that Trellis was good really!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

she's as much a part of this as i am.

now put that jawbreaker back where it belongs and take you pants off, people are paying for this.

;)

(

Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

I'm not good! I'm evil!

*sulks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

*pats on head*

you're devil herself dear...

*rolls eyes*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

I think 'naughty'

is a more appropriate word :D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

*snickers*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

*marathons*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

*twixs*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

that reminds me.

i still have a voucher for a free snickers bar in my coat pocket!

(

Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

Thanks.

Now I just need more hummus. See you in another 4 years ;)

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

byeeee!

*sad*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

I know the feeling

my actual picture posts are getting fewer and further between

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

Where can I buy hummus..

and the skillz? ;)

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

you could have a hummus transplant

I hear they offer it in some darker corners of the net ;)

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

thats not fair!!

=)
WOO!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

haha!

i just an email from the chief executive that has a list of phone numbers i can ring
if i feel intmidated by other staff in the wake of this doctor/terrorist thing!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Doctor/terrorist thing?

/hasn't been following the news blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

all those blokes that tried to blow up a scottish airport was doctors!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Haha, were they?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

piccy tiem

once again I am the b3tard who has had his face more times on board that teh Quo

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

Cor!

*spluffs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

CHRIST!

Right in my fucking eye mate!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Well that's what you get for letting my put my cock through your ear...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

Hello lovely :)

How's tricks?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

Hello you.

I'm all of teh grand, ta!

I haven't got a new flesh tunnel though.

But I did win a guitar last week \o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

I know

It looks lovely (I was lurking) *cuddles* gratilashins

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

Thanks miss!

*returns cuddle*

*fondles bumcheeks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

my missus would fancy you lots

so it's a good thing she doesn't go on b3ta

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

I can't think of anything to say here that doesn't make me sound like I love myself

But you all know I do anyway so here goes,
She's only human.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

How do you know?

(Count Fwapula tragically only has one bum, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

she has all the correct parts

well, for my purposes at least

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

*suffocates as dave's ego begins to fill the room*

=D

Aside from the Soul-burning crazy eye gaze, you look rather dashing there.

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

Cheers buddy

that means a lot to me, hearing a man calling me dashing. Oh wait or does that make me gay?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

just accept it, feel better about yourself and don't dwell on it.

If you think too hard and it'll make you gay.

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

what? sorry I was picking my belly button

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

Good call

Now if you'll excuse me.
To the the HindenWeasel!
*zeplins*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

Where do you get the money for all of these!?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

How do you know?

There's more to fancying than the face.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

yes

mind you, she told me the only reason she fancied me was because I had a coat

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

wow, talk about right place, right time

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

*grabs surfboard*

*rides Dave's Hair*

*wipeouts*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

*goes to A&E with a surf board wedged in ear*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

i seem to have lost my verruca sock.....

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

*hands it back*

I've made it a bit crispy, though

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

*caresses screen*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

you got chocolate all over your moniter now mate

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

*licks off*

oh! hello handsome

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

i'm all moist...

...you now, down there.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

What...

Surrey?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

*gets the bounty out*

*mops*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

a damp follow through?

go change your pants!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

yes

i had a chinese curry last night. mid week treat.

in other news i had to Watch 'Alien Vs Predator'.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

its shit isn't it?

Does teh comics no justice what so ever.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

it is indeed

shit.

but i was round a friends house and we dicided on some cheesy crap and i hadn't seen it.

i now have and have no intention on seeing it again.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

gah!!

how could you!?!?

i went to see Die Hard
it was acetastic

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

oh yes!

*fears to leave the service center*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

1. All doctors are now terrorists
2. The NHS is run by al-Qaeda
3. Osama bin Laden is now Secretary of State for Health
4. Bloody immigrants, coming over here and stealing our terrorist doctor jobs
5. Profit

© Daily Mail

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

Crikey...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

the daily mail challenge,

that was another great one!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

hahaha!

i had to larf at the news yesterday, the nice man from calor was suggesting i.d checks for people buying gas cannisters.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

jesus

as if your identity somehow betrays your intentions

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

0.00000001% of the NHS is terrorists

In answer to your question yesterday fine thank you but if you were going to ask it today I'd say a bit tired because I didn't sleep well because I drank quite a lot because it was Independence Day.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

Ah, I see.

Do you want me to come and sit next to you so that you can sleep on my shoulder?

It's a bit bony but it's there if you want it...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Lap please

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

Well, alright then.

But no funny business!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

why were you celebrating independance day?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Are you joking or did you not see my reply yesterday

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

i didn't see your reply yesterday

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

I am American

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

no you're not

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

How do you know?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

Code red! Start burning the surveillance tapes!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

you told me you have a posh english accent

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Duel National

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

My country threatened to revoke my dual nationality =/

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

Which one?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

South Africa

When Thabo came in he tried to force people to either be South African or not.

I don't think he ever got around to enforcing it, but I haven't renewed my african passport for a long time now anyway

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

see

I'm a Scot

but I also have a posh English accent

apparently

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

is one of the numbers the Jeremy Kyle hotline?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

haha!!

no, but i have that as number 1 on quick dial....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

pfft

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

You feel intimidated by your boss, right?

Really scared he might do something I mean?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

No, he feels intimidated by the Chief Executive sending him unsolicited emails.

I didn't get an email from the Chief Executive...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

No, I didn't get one either!

And I actually probably should have...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Let's bum his embassy.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

*adjusts tie*

she knows who the main man is.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

hehe

the last mail I had from my CEO said "Is there some sort of ‘deployment of laser technology in monkeys’ conference going on? "

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

'grats!

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

marcia grassyass!

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

And you're not wearing the shirt, so technically this is a nekkid post.

Woo, congratumalations!

=)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

hahaha

well spotted!
/got out of that one

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

toat :D

gratz!!

(

Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

hehe

;)

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Was it wet though?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

ooh i wish it was!

ready to PEEL off! ;)

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Pictures please!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

it would give you

the fear!!

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

congrats

i could have been worse.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

tanks muchly! oh i'm sure it can and will

get worse...

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

congrachermalashuns!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

Thankyou oh mighty one!

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

Neato

But needs more nekkid

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

Ta. And may I refer you to..

www.b3ta.com/board/7371196
;)

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Congrats!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Mucho apprecio!

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

*applauds*

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

*fears*

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

*tears*

(

Duncoffin is life., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

*repairs*

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

Thankyou

And may I say what a smashing gif you have there!

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

Congratulatings!

and nice T-Shirt...

*eyes up*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

*all eyes down*

ta muchly!

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

congrats on your stats!

who are you again!?
:P

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

The King of Stats!

;) cheers!

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

i got AIDS for mine :(

congratumilations

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Damn, I hope you returned it for a refund.

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

Art with a mate and a post-it

does this count?

//ignore the link//

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

I dunno

what is it?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

spam for some crazy student game

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

hey! those students, they CRASY!

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

they are?!

*puts them to sleep*
its for the best...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

that's the best thing you've ever done

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

i make a great omelette too!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

prove it

*waits with knife and fork and napkin tucked in*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

makes an omelette with bacon, sausage, chorizo sausage, ham,

four eggs, salt, pepper, wholegrain mustard, and a shit load of mature chedder.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

*steals*

*eats*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

what?

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that was Stinky McMinkys!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Well tell him I said it was delicious.

*burps*

And make him another one. Just use three eggs though, that last one was MASSIVE!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

*drums fingers*

hurry up benjy

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

a post-it

slaped on my friend's face to make him less ugly
not sissors, but glue was involved

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

I don't get it

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

What?

He's gorgeous. I demand that you send him to me.

(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

RIS

but I like the colours in the photo

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

I like the look of the mate...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

*says something funny but non insulting*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

Vienna?

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

Haha

it's working.....IT'S WORKING!

*gets hit by lightning*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

this means nothing to me

i started this blog

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

I don't think it can

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

im still struggling to understand the point of the game

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

I want to change it to

"kick me"

(

Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

go on then

or i will

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

Midge Ure?

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

your mate is a tramp

(

Duncoffin is life., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

Mrs Trellis likes him

b3ta.com/board/7371136

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Mrs Trellis is a b3tard

ergo she's into fetish*

*science

(

Duncoffin is life., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Is that Jesus?

looks like him

(

The Tig and me, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Ris?

Not the image, the site

But I scored you points I think ;D

(

XLVII .uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

Link spamming assholes

Being a student does not excuse being a spammer. There is no fucking game. Unless working for a spammer for free is a game to you.

(Potatoman, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

Have an early strip

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

Flesh tunnel?

Isn't that some kind of wanking device?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

*wondered this too*

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

images.google.co.uk/images?q=flesh+tunnel

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

its a big hole you put in your body by stretching skin

I have one in my ear

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

Do you?

*examines all flickr pictures with Dave in them*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

yes

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

i was thinking about getting one of them

am i too old at 31 to have one?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

yes

get a cloth cap and a whippet

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

pfffft

two steps ahead

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

watch out though they get addictive, I'm going up to 8mm in a few weeks, I told myself I'd stop at 5, then 6, then 7....

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

That's what a mate of mine said

and now he has a two and a half centimetre hole in each ear.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

Get one in your penis

and fit a small waterwheel

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

Yes

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

thanks

*weeps openly*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

*slaps*

pull yourself together man!!
there's children about!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

is there?

*puts cock away*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

You shouldn't ask questions if you might not like the answer

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

you're brutal!

but i like you
=D

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

Pachey: killing hopes and dreams since 2004

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

It is better to be honest, no?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

absolutely

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

i like her honesty

it means i can be honest with her

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

Well I never.

Now let's see your mohawk!

Unless it's a trouser-mohawk O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

gimmie a sec, i got to wash the cut hair out of my face

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

it looks like some sort of ear-tuning device

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

Haha.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

i used to know someone with such a thing.

except it was big enough to put a couple of fingers through it. she was also horrifyingly ugly.

(

Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

me too recently

:D

/relurks

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

Do you?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

aye its getting bigger too

I'm sat at my desk with a screw driver through it for laughs :)

I've wanted one for ages.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

you so crazy

not laughs, shits and giggles

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

*high fives*

This makes us youthful and cool

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

Like

Totally!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

I hope you wore eye goggles. a screwdriver to face accident is no laughing matter!

'nings

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

*rugby tackles*

i wasn't ignoring you yesterday, honest

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

no worries lovely!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

phew

*fondles*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

Is it a wanking device or not?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

depends how flexible he is...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Well if I could get it near my cock I'd be able to suck myself off

so not really any point having it as a wanking device.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Not for you, silly!

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

^this

two in my left ear. 4mm and 8mm.

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

and do people wank through/with it?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

'ning Waspy!

Are you well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

Radiant!*

*hungover

and you?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

I'm all of teh grand, ta!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

*fears*

just like when my evil twin turned up!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

*remembers*

Aargh, those glowing eyes!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

still!

at least we killed the baddie!.....

bwahahaha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

That was just you looking in a mirror

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

his souless eyes.......

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

what the frig is a flesh tunnel?

apart from an intimate part of a lady

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

One of those ear holey type things thats really big.

And you can put stuff like pencils through it

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

haha!

saves on pencil case money

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Oh yes.

I knew a guy who had a really big ear hole thing and we used to spend lectures seeing how much stationery we could suspend from it

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

I can get a ciggie through mine

its a handy holding device, that is utterly useless now that you can't smoke in pool halls.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

Well at least you could store a cigarette there for when you go outside.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

They're not so good for labret piercings though...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

it's gay code

for gay stuff

:P

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Wow, fictional dave looks twice as cool. You should consider the goatee upgrade

Hows things?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

Ning mate

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

'lo chief.

How're you during this near-friday experience?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

Doing good but have office emotional drama

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

Your emotional drama or someone elses?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

Mine

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

Well I hope it rolls over smoothly =)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Already two steps ahead of you

Due to having the flu for a week, I haven't shaved, now I am the owner of a funky goatee.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

*high fives*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

hahaha!

oh the wonders of 2D comics! :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

he's a shy guy

the kinda guy
who will always beeeee theeeeere!!

:D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

shouldn't his goatee be under his mouth?

sorry, 'tis very woo

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

woo!

They is ace

(

Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

"Goodbye, Mr Dangerous!"

What should I draw the'day?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

Bears with hands not paws

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

a map

... of an island... with a sexy secret

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

The island is full of BEES

oh wait that's not sexy

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

*stings*

what about now?

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

Ow! hey that's not a sting

*runs*

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

sexy bees!

(speaking of which - where's freebs?)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

dunno

not seen him about today

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

he works too hard that lad

...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

No good will come from it

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

solidarity brother

soon the capitalist pigs will fall and we will... probably have to work harder and take fewer holidays.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

Drowned on the way home last night

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

Don't say that!

Swaza'll have to go to the Leeds mini bash by himself.

meaty delicious spam: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/9974

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

I have Friday off and everything

But it's a two and a half hour journey from me to them, which is a bit of a way to go just for lunch!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

get freebs drunk

and then take advantage of him!

Also - Leeds is a pretty nice city - you could make a day of it, take a picnic, see the sights... ride a bus... erm... York's quite close by, you could go to teh Viking museum... or to Lightwater Valley in Ripon... which is like Alton Tower but underfunded and about 15 years out of date.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

I don't need to get him drunk

To be able to do that...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

bees are solid gold comedy

I had a dream once which contained this 'joke':

What's stripy and lives in the kitchen?

A bee.

I woke myself up laughing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

HAHA Damn you!

You made me office lol. I envy you and your dream jokes.

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

That's excellent!

*tells everyone she knows*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

five pigs playing golf.

or BIKINIS!

(

Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

Five pigs playing golf IN bikinis!

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Terrorists..

with handbags and summer blouses

(

coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

^ this

sexy terrorists.

(

Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

^ yes this

all dainty 'armed' and with lots of lippy.

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

Kat in a second hand lingerie store looking disgusted.
or
Scarlet in Toys R Us having the time of her life

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

with Pat Swayze

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

Is that Patricia Swayze, the shop assistant from Lincoln...

...who is in no way related to Patrick Swayze the actor, and who is utterly sick of being asked about him?

In a similar way to how I feel when people say "Kerry? That's a girl's name, innit?"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

Kerry? That's a girl's name, innit

or is it ....?

(

coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

Well that would be telling.

Best conversation EVAH, with O2:

O2: "Are you authorised to talk about this account?"
Me: "Yes... I am Kerry Mountain"
O2: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I just saw Kerry and assumed you were a.. girl. And now I'm really hoping you're a man... And not just... a girl... with a really... deep... voice"

It was the way her voice trailed off as she realised what she was saying that made me laugh =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

I've met an equal number of girl and guy Kerrys (Kerries?)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

uhdunuh..

*shrugs*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

i'm sick of people asking how to pronounce my name.

so i just turned it into "ewan" wich is close enough.

(

Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

What is your name then?

And how do you pronounce it correctly?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

"iwijn"

go ahead and try to say it.

(

Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

Dave?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

EEWIDGIN

Am I right?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

no but you're close enough.

have some pie.

(i have recently discovered only scottish people can pronounce the dutch "ij" sound)

(

Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Is it a clearing the throat type sound like German "ch"?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

not quite.

it's pretty hard to explain over the net. if i ever come to a bash one day i'll tell you about it over some tea and cake. i promise.

(

Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

*says it*

perfect i think you'll agree

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

eoighan?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

eoighan bacon?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

with Pat ~~Swayze~~ sharp

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

Something with nice big boobs.

You haven't done it in a while and I'm getting withdrawl symptoms.

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

a mermaid with hairy armpits

and doesnt smell of fish

(

The Tig and me, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7370808

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

denizens please

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

'ning JJ

Draw a curious Pterodactyl, peering intently at an antique gadget made of brass, glass and sparks, trying to figure out how it works.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

Tony Blackburn stuffing putty in the keyhole of a 1975 DAF 44

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

bindun

(

dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

i just saw on the news some blokes mobile exploded and killed him.

draw that!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

in his pance??

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

in his breast pocket....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

that sounds like a job for Butters...

(not that he's been around much lately)

(

finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

was it Bill Gates's iPhone?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

he wasn't vapourized so no.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

www.mbmagazine.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2479&Itemid=62

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

christ, that really blew!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

top stuff as always you talented bastard

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

'ning sexy

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

*gropes*

Alright my lover?
Guess who got a mohawk this morning

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

Haha, was it you by any chance?

Let's see a picture then!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

a camel on fire

being passed by by 30 crows doing a sponsored walk for Cancer Research.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

More sequential art!!

yay

(

Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

this

b3ta.com/board/7370816

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

Scarlet on a Bouncy Castle

Having just deflated it with her claws

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

A sexy squirrel version of the tour de france.

Or a recreation of the kidnapping of Alan Johnson with denziens

(Scat Tevens, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

A girl in a bikini

on a beach on bikini island

which is wearing a huuuuge bikini!

(

Weetobix, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

that should keep me occupied for a while.

(

Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

lolo ferrari

and her gigantic breasts.

they are so heavy she has tipped forward and cannot get up again.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

I'm reckon

this

www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/news/tm_method=full%26objectid=19369161%26siteid=66633-name_page.html

Is your fault!

Real life squirrels with tits!!!!!!!

(puggs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

Ew.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

Live up

To your responsibilities dammit! Think of the poor suite shop owners getting loser spunk in the crotch area when they are handed back!

It's madness I tell thee.....MADNESS!!!!!!!

*goes and gets his "End is Nigh" sign*

(puggs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

* shock *

But hey, now you know for sure
if there were to come scarlet / kat / chloe / ... - costumes
they would sell.

..to strange people

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

BUNNIES EATIN PUDDIN

nyam nyam

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

An omellette that on closer inspection is the home to a tiny sentient species

of cheese and egg based creatures. The two species hate each other, fighting over which is better and which should rule the world of "Umlitt". After many years of vicious fighting a truce is called and the creatures decide to share their world in peace, the leaders of each faction meet up in a grand hall to sign a truce when suddenly, crashing through the roof comes a selection of mushrooms, peppers, onions and herbs.

And thus the Umlitt saga begins.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

all of this ^^ :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

A concept illustration for the

new reality TV Show:

"When Smurfs Go Bad"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

Pip Dangerous ABC-TV-style 60s Title Sequence Logo thing!

(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

i got zoo again, purile but fun

with the one i failed with yesterday
it was only there for half an hour, these people have no sense of humour
yesterdays silly buggery

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

Fnar.

Dirty thieving robdogs.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

pfft

although every time I clik this link I get to see sexy ladies

so good all round

:D

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

Sexy my arse

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

*Sexes arse*

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

*sexys*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

if you insist

*sexes pacheys arse*

;)

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

arf!

this is an inspired piece of sabotage :)

(

masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

what am i looking for?

nowt to see here?

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

that's about it

it's a shonky rework of the you've got spam page.
which is now absent from their wonderful tome.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

nicely done :)

i tried to submit a pic a while ago
but i couldn't find any way of doing it
seems they actively prefer to steal than take submissions

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

i saw the last on the popular page

good work fella
(i'm assuming this one is good, as i can;t click it)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

heh heh

I thought the Quo one was fabtastic

(

finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

This is excellent

As was the one you did yesterday.

I like your new game.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

it's fun for a bit

though far too much faffing around. this will be the last.

possibly.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

Haha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

some 13.6 billion years ago...*

*may not be actual science

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

hahaha!

*clicks*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

'ning sonny

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

'ning popsie!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

oo hypnotic

is 10:30 too early to go out and buy sweets?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

nope!

can i have some revels please.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

No not at all

Get me some Blackjacks please

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

Absolutely not.

Skittles Sours for me please =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

right

one large collection of refined sugars coming right up

my local shop appears to be run by an Indian version of Eugene Terreblanche, so I may not return in one piece

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

You'll get a stomach ache if you eat them before lunch

[edit] the sweets I mean, not the shopkeeper

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

Great! :)

What happens if they tag? Big bang?

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

quantum things

involving a lot of quantum

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

Leap!

Oh boy

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

hurray

Who'd have thought beryllium was hiding all the way back there!!

*click

(

masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

pffft!

well, it would've been boring with just hydrogen :P

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

true

one proton and one electron out in space singing "Just the two of us.."

(

masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

yay!

very joyful making

and the sun's shining for once :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

Ha ha thats great

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

nice movement!

err

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

Lovely

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

This is what science is all about!

:D
*clicks*

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

i like this

because it makes sense

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

Wheee!

Just think what the universe would be like if they had decided to play hide and seek instead!

(DrHyde, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

that's why we can't see dark matter

FACT

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

yay

cute story! :)

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

slightly goddish

you've cracked it: vaguely scientific and vaguely religious. dawkins is cooked.

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FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

ashally

that representation of electrons is way out of date, quantum is where it's at these days, baby!

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drunkenoaf, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)

Quantum Tag?

Now there's a brain-numbing idea!
"I'm probably mostly over here! ... but also over here! I could be up here as well..."

(FTWinston, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

My calendar

Made of paper and camera and me. I was bored.

(I had to use scissors to cut the paper to size, and I had to glue my camera tripod back together, so it's OK isn't it?)

Click screenshot for live action!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

I like that

does it automatically choose the current date?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

It does

through the magic of PHP trickery, it will select the correct pictures for the day.

The full set of pics are here:

www.hairyaerosol.com/cal_test.php

And the code is free for anyone to use FWIW.

(I'm working on a clock using photos of me and semaphore flags, but I can't get the thing to show local time, only German time. gnaaaahh)

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

Is your server located in Germany?

I don't care though, as German time is the same as Dutch time...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

Yep

1&1.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

(Please excuse geekiness)

You can set UK time in PHP:

// Set Timezone
date_default_timezone_set('Europe/London');
// Output long date
print date("l, d F Y H:i:s (T)")

(freikia, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

that's well inspired lad.

good on yer!

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Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Lovely

You have a Hitler moustache for a beard.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

hi you

*flirts*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

Hello

*tries to flirt back*

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

Aha

Actually I have a Hitler moustache, but my head is on upside down.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

I like this

mainly because of the effort
partly because of the skill
and slightly because you look like me - lucky boy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

Great!

But when did you do it?

(Vega31, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

I like it!

But it would have been better if you had one with day, date and year on it for every day ;)

(djmajah is wasting more time..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

you'll be pleased to know that these work a lot better in my head

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

YAY

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

ha ha ha

*repeats about fumphteen times*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

it's all about the magic 9

*dedicated follower of snoozes*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

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