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# 'noon.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Apollogies accepted ;)
and eeeew
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Damn you chutters!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ha ha
I am swift like norovirus
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Apollogy accepted!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Clown cream.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Testcard!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
# This is still the stuff of nightmares.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
# That looks like Ewan McGregor on the left there
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
# AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Classic.
No apollllogies required
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
# foo!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# spang
you fool
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Is that Boris Johnson in the background?
:D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Happy St Andrews Day
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Joe Scaramanga and I were discussing whiskey the other day, and for some reason had both drawn a blank about what it was from which its made.

Joe S suggested Celts, then someone else Scots, then Joe S said bitterly in a broad Scots brogue, "And the misery of broken English promises!" hahahahaha

Have a remix:

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Does each window lead to a different room in the tower?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Some of the windows
lead nowhere at all.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Oooh that's a bit deep, innit
*ponders*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Actually, it's just due to the architect being a bugger for absinth & crack cocktails.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
# ha ha
Crack cocktails pffft, Like prawn ones but a bit more "more'ish"
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Ah, such a parcel of rogues in a nation.

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

Sorry Vagabond....

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
needs more jizz, pubes (3pb standard, obv).
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# "It's Alive!"
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I don't know about liar
but delusional and a cunt for sure.

/Scottish but anti-indepenance blog
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
# no matter the size of the castle, he has to be the king
what a twat
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Now you see him, now you don't...

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
I almost spat my water all over my monitor! woo!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Oh dear Christ!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Now do something I don't have to click 'I like this!'

*sulks*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# is this some crazy art installation type thinging?
Or the vegan grass eating society AGM?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Dubai Naturists Society prayer meeting...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# haha.
I think they need to pray too.... For pennies from heaven.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha...I thought they were sheep forra minute
:D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# The installation is actually called 'Sheep'.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Lmao
me too :p
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I thought they were sheep too :)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
;D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Excellent!!
but disturbing, or was that disturbing but excellent!! Clickety*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
I thought "thats rubbish".... then it animated :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# And then you KNEW it was rubbish...
:D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# LOL
Very wooooo some Mr Mole!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hahah
I thought they were sheep until I scrolled down

pffft


mind you he's gonna get a sore nob bashing it against that fella's coccyx!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Is he doing it wrong?
I'm not an expert....
:D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# haha
I read about it in The Daily Mail
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I believe Wally to be "frotting"
Violently frotting that poor man's coccyx.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
Where's Wally's willy?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Haha, good grief
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)
# hahahahhaha found him
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# In Soviet Russia Wally finds you!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I'd like to be in one of these naked installations sometime
preferably one like this where I can be curled around my inevitable raging erection.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# They all await their turn patiently.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I see this sign everyday and it always make me think of this....
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# LOLstourbridge
What a dump!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I've only ever known one person from there
a salesguy that got sacked after just a month or so. On clearing down his PC we found that he had been using AskJeeves (the search engine of choice at the time) where he could pay for sex in the small town we were based in. Obviously finding no results he kept widening his search.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# He must have been one of their "high flyers"...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
Waaaaaaay too much time on the internet ;p
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Specifically way too much time on here :)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
# There is internet beyond b3ta?
Where? And what treasures lurk therein?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Failblog.org .....
That's about it for me ... Well on my work laptop ;)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# "That's a weird place to park a highway"
*in an imaginary John Wayne accent*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Why can't it be a real John Wayne accent?
The imaginary one sounds Chinese.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
# "Get off ya horse and dwink you milk!"
I like Chinese Cowboy Westerns, they be funny. It's like eating a BBQ Sauce curry, it just shouldn't be.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# WTF !! BBQ Sauce Curry?
Now I've heard it all *Cuts off eats* Won't be needng these anymore!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I'm totally telling yer mam on you
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
quality
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
# To Hull with you!
I mean, how could you 'shop out Redditch?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# What with the SNP pushing for a free scotland....
the Union Jack's going to become a bit boring - and just look badly drawn/off kilter. Anyone got any better ideas?



Click for bigger (20 kb)


PS, if "the government" are reading this, you may have my design for a small consultancy fee.

*edit* and no, I have no idea why you would want to "click for bigger"
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I don't get it - they want to be independent but still part of the uk
does that mean have my own room but still get pocket money or something?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I think...
...it means they want whatever gas/oil is left.

I pointed out to the Scotsman next to me at work that there's nothing to stop the Shetlands and Orkneys spotting the potential of this kind of thinking. WHERE WILL IT ALL END? Have your say...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Cornwall
My attitude is, is they want out, let em go and never fucking come back
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# We should build a wall or something...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Then fill it full of water...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Can't we just untie it
and let it float away?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I think that's called littering
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# by "let" do you mean "force" with high yield nuclear devices?
if so, then I'm up for that
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# They want to be independently part of the EU
LOLcretins!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# That bit I understand
but I do feel they've underestimated the amount of largely pointless quangos and bodies they'll need to create...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# once scotland becomes independent were going to invade
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Only if..
...we can prove to the satisfaction of some student somewhere that they have weapons of mass destruction launchable within 45 minutes
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# NO U
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# bring it on ya pussy
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Ah
So this is the upcoming civil war that I have been hearing about.

BUY GOLD
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Break up the Union
The English for the English*

* and the Welsh, bless them
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Peckham for the Peckish
(yes, stolen, obviously)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Narrow minded/ill informed opinion tiem:
Don't Scotland already have it pretty sweet?

It seems like they get all the funding and support the rest of the UK get, but then get to make up their own rules
e.g. We all pay the same tax but I have to pay per item on an NHS* prescription but if I went across the border it would be free. For no other reason than that's the decision in Scotland? Then why do we all pay the same taxes?

*Yes, that's another thing that vaguely irks me- we have a free health service but still have to pay for prescriptions and dental work? I know we don't pay for lots of stuff but I still think that's a bit of a cheeky distortion of the term 'free' when what it actually seems to mean is 'discounted' and 'set rates'.

/end ill informed semi-rant and apologies
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
# On the other hand, it is quite cold and dark in scotchland, so these things could be considered 'hazard perks'
Ahhhh. Scotchland, how I miss its green hilly lochs and deep flowing bannocks.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I grew up in Yorkshire
You don't get to pull that one on me ;)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Roll on Yorkshire independence
Although I am from Harrogate, and therefore will probably be deemed a citizen of the Kingdom of Surrey.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Idea:
Stick a big fuck-off dragon on it. Wales will happily take Scotland's place.

Then Scotalnd will get all jealous and try to weedle its way back in.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I'd be highly dubious about the truth of that statement
There's some SERIOUS resentment towards England and their 'coming into Wales thinking we're just part of England', my experience is very much that they want to be seen as unique/independant so bad it amounts to almost hatred for England, and since England usually seems to be the focal point of our so called 'United' Kingdom...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)
# they can fucking have it

the flag represents domination more than union
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Wotchoolookinat?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# i'm not sure
but i think it wants to eat me
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha.......lovin'this
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# What do you want to make those eyes at me for
When they don't mean what they say
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# You could start by
buying her a drink...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha! Great.
:D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Jackie McIntyre
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# this i like
and it makes me think how funny kung pow was last night
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# "We are ventriloquists, We are ventriloquists"
"Ventriloquists, eh?"
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Wimp Lo
For the win.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:50, archived)
# kill him
with spammers
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# haha, such a slappable cunt
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Smug overload!
Take cover!!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# deap breath and..........

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Action: Approved.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Please do one of Jason Bradbury
off Five's 'Gadget Show'.

I hate him even more than MacIntyre.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Hahah
Just saw his new stand up:)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Was it much like the old one?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Nicely!
Apparently his Jonathan Woss interview was pretty much the same as his stand up, the same jokes and everything.

i.e. Jonathan Woss was prompted to ask certain questions...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)
# He really is an unfunny cunt
but he's KERAAAZYYYYYY with his ZAAAAANY coloured shirts and giggle giggle, laughing at his own (stolen) jokes.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I love the impression John Culshaw does of him.
And I love even more the fact that McIntyre utterly hates it. A stand-up comic who effectively makes his living taking the piss, can't handle it when it's directed at him? Wtf?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Me too, it's spot on
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Not seen it, but I hope it's nasty.
Has John Culshaw done an impression yet of Rory Bremner impersonating someone who sounds remarkably like a Rory Bremner impersonation?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I wouldn't say it was particularly nasty...
just close to reality...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# it's brill
for those who haven't seen it:

www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/extra/video/p004xlgr
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# John Culshaw does impressions??
Huh. I thought he was just a talentless cunt?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)
# No, that's his bezzie mate
Chris Fucking Moyles.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# peter mandelson?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Racist
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Eeeep!
:D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# OMG SPAM

CLICK TO LOOKIE-SEE THIS NONSENSE

Further reading: GO HERE

Also: Happy Saint Andy's Day. Dick aboot with the Etch-a-Scotch to selebraeit!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahaha EtchAScotch!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Fucking tenuous, no?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Great style, but majorly rissy.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I don't write, I draw.
So thanks! But narrative-wise, bloke buys scratchcard, prize turns out to be massive vat of Jude Law's spunk. Vat breaks and covers protagonists in jizz. That's kind of it.

We've all been there, right?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Love the Etch-A-Scotch
and the little loading counter too.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# why does it always rain on me??
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Is it because you're an umbrella?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# or your surname is perkins
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# or you live in Scotland?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# or Seattle
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Because you appear in Vagabond's pictures?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Is it because you live in Wales?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Is it because you live in Okehampton?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Is it because you are one of the Queen's subjects?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# He keeps getting distracted by Mr Cent's lyrics...

And in other news: Yes It's my Birthday today!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: Cheers everyone :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Happy birthday sir!
:)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# :D
Thank yew
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Happy barfday!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Happy birthday you mad sod!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Cheers
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Happy flippin' birthday
Have this.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
That is so madly wrong, it becomes right.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# happy birthday you mad loon
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Have we done something to offend TMOC do you think?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Hooray!
HB TMoC.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# TYVM
thank you very much
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
Is he climbing into that bottle?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Mini hippo returns!!!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Happy nonsenseday
...old man.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)
# happy birthday!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)
# yay
happies to ya:D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hooray!
*parties*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Happy bidet!
I mean: b'day!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# happy birthday!
: )
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# happy birthday that fella!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Yay! And....

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# pity.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I can just imagine it making a "Schlup!" sound when it does that
He could play Kurgen in a remake of Highlander. "I'm in disguise... fool."
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha nice!
Crazy alternating blinking/tag greyout action too...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahaha...trouble in Dubai I see...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha....ace....I'm not following you 'round-honest ! !

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# *glees*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# foo!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# splendid.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hurray for pulleys!
Woo!

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# is it sad that i know this is from carry on at your convenience?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Not at all
I was going to ask the same thing
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# camping
just as sid and bernie pick up the girls if memory serves.

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# 'noon all
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ho ho!
The number of times I've been in a long, miserable queue and wanted to shout "Conga time!"...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Haha well if you were at the back of a queue
you might be able to conga people out of the way...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha! Great.
:D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha! They'd flatten Manhattan in minutes if "Oops, Upside Your Head" came on.


(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# The thought of one that actual size replaces the 'aah' factor with the 'aiee' factor..
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# woo pecker!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hehe
Keep your pecker up.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# arf!
silliness!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Sorry TJ.
You'd be so proud. I just got escorted out of Boots by a security guard trying not to piss himeslf laughing.
Posh bloke in front of me in a long queue with morgage valued suit and a baby girl in a stupidly expensive McClaren baby buggy, giving the poor cashier shite for bugger all.
The queue are growing more and more restless as i lean over his shoulder and say, 'Internet dating really didn't work out well for you.':D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# TJ approved!
For a second there, I thought you'd started a conga in Boots with a security guard...
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Do people still do flash mobs or are they soooo last season?
This would be a good idea for one.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# There was one the other day in bristol.
Mass pillow fight.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# ^ this
It was definitely heading conga-wards in my mind.

RG, if they'll let you back in, go back and start up a conga in the same shop.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Nice one!
Hope it gave the cashier a giggle too. They don't deserve crap. Well, most of them.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha well played :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Fair play!
I hate it when people treat shop staff worse than dog shit.

I tend to be angry though, rather than imply they are a peado.

Well done, fella!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# yey, well done that man :D
I mean you, not 'im
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Sweet barking cheese!
I haz a new hero. And you is it.

Have some wiggly goodness!

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# That's my dad!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I love you RG
and this is win, to the 100th degree.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Happy man dog is happy....

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# The worst thing about it raining cats and dogs...
...is stepping in a poodle.
/the old ones are the best
//that's my excuse anyway
///and have a non-animated woo.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# that's because he's crushing your best black straw hat
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# It's like a gay version of the scary trampdog from "Invasion of The Bodysnatchers"..
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha....kill it quick before it breeds
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Reminds me of the crack fox
in the Mighty Boosh
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# HAHAHA
Reminds me of Bob Mortimer, "It's a shoe-cake, cakey-shoe"
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Noons, all:
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Ooooooh..... nice.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# looks a bit like hever castle
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Moody. And there's nothing wrong with that.
*click*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Moody, stunning, smashing...
...as per...*click* :)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I call fake!
There's no rain!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# say hello to my little..
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Superherb!
*Clicks hard* :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# DOUBLE CLICK!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Bang it on the table, then blow down the barrel
then say "I swear I put new bloody batteries in this only last week" Gets things working everytime.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I like it how old people
tend to wave their remotes at the tv, covering at least a 90 degree angle whilst doing it
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# That's to shake up the electrons.
It's also important to bang mice on the desk if the pointer gets stuck on the screen.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ha ha I still do this even with my super dooper
laser mouse!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# nicely....don't we just LOVE playin'with guns:)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# haha
I love the innocent look as he fires
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# No!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# haha...gay....get some bullets in it
:D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Worthy of a FP, surely?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Shush!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Fantastic!!! Perhaps he needs one of these...

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Shouldn't have cancelled that magazine subscription
/awaits a clip round the ears
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I would like to see
a grenade fall out and boom!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# *daka* *daka* *daka*
got you
*out of shot* no you didn't


repeat
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# nominate a head:)

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
top stuff!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# CLICK!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Awesome!
Now do Bernard Manning.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I like it :)
though the fact that the gun is not cocked annoys me ;)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Maybe it's a portable railgun that just LOOKS like a conventional firearm
Didn't think of that, did you? Hmmm?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# doh!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Stay gold, Pony Boy!
This is awesome work..
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Very nicely done.
As always!
:D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# this one
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# brilliant
hahahah
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I love Cheryl Cole

's dog's eye.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Mad as fuck.
*click*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# this is
weird.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# hahah what
she is a very very pretty lady, but for some reason I don't find her sexy.

Cole of course - not the other woman in this strip!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Because you're gay and thus prefer men?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# *ponders*
actually I do remember having a daydream where Dani Minogue was doing some ladyrudes to her so maybe not.

actually - doing a google image search of her is quite mesmerising.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# bastards
even though we don't even use Firefox at work, and I have managed to sneakily install it, the proxy automatically redirects all google image searches to Strict filtering! BASTARDS!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Good.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# why?
do you think this has just bumped you up the queue? :D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Absofuckinglutely!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# haha
*waves from several miles ahead*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# No you have to rejoin from the back, spacktard!
*shakes fist*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# *jumps forward several places while everybody turns to look at the mad bloke down the queue*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha, I love this.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# this is more science.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I would shag her senseless
and by senseless I mean lacking in sense.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I'd happily get roughed up by her bodyguard for stalking her
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha - some sort of genius
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# lol marty feldman dog
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Indiana Faldo
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Nicely!
Have a Woo!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Double-take central.
Impressive. As Lord Vader might say.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Indiana Jones and the Par 5 Dog-leg of Doom!
Woo - nicely done.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# [insert Indiana Jones / golf pun]
Nicely!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Cheers Joe!
Have you seen my tribute V down there V? :)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# yey
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# got a few of these :)



(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# You sorted out MW2 yet?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# was meant to be having it today
guy in work forgot to drop it in ARGGHHHH
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Sod MW2
Dragon Age: Origins is where it's at.

/3rd playthrough, 100+ hours invested, wife thoroughly pissed off blog
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# did play the beginning of that
not a bad game at all :)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# It's awesome. It's RPG crack.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I've heard
and there's me all out of heroine.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Every one's a winner, baby!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# yey, found the orig
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Ha ha!
It was flooded this morning. I don't know why I fucking bothered even wearing shoes. FUCKING PRECIPITATION SHIT.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# "Welwyn Garden Faldo & The Strangely Apt Face"
Top work, sir.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n!
:D
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Portillo! Portillo Portillo Portiiiiilllllloooooo!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Baby Nunguin
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Aw cute :)
Also - BLING!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# My thought exactly.
Blinguin.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Hail Mary!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Fluuuuff!
*sings I wanna be your personal penguin*
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# *contemplates*
Yes.
This is very good.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Righteous Bling.
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Smashing!!
*Click* :)
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Here
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# F L U F F Y ! ! !
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# :D
would
(, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)

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