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# Trust me. I'm a cartoonist!

Also been sketching superhero designs and other things.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Yey!

EDIT: Oh and I love you Ant-Man and Bed thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# It's all gone a bit wonky-reality
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahaha, and now the hallucination starts to finally go nuts :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# "The dream is collapsing!"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I just watched Cloverfield last night.
I might get round to watching that after about a similar time-frame.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# ok, it's really bugging me now... What is that a quotation from? I recognise it, but can't place it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Movie trailer for 'Inception'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Yay!
Totally mental time!

EDIT Worryingly small amount come off the health bar. For an out-of-the-blocks flying special move at the start of the bout I'd be looking for a good quarter to a third off the meter. I fear the worst :o/

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Love the Superhero sir!!
*Clicko* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Needs more half-man half-fish Billy Thompson - perhaps someone who had made
The goalkeepers jersey at Fulchester United his own.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahaha he's a veritable miracle between the sticks today and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# They've set out their stall early doors and given it 110 percent
There's everything to play for and they're using all their knowledge to devastating effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I can't reallty continue. Even made ^ that one up.
Although anything with 'and no mistake' on the end is plausible for Viz.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Well ...
It's just any and all footballing clichés, innit? I know nothing about soccerball, but I'm able to quote enough Billy the Fish to keep any barflies at bay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# RIP BILLY :(

they never could replace him..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# EAT FOOD
SMOKE TABS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:04, archived)
# viz?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 1:51, archived)
# I love how any established realism from before has just gone out of the window
And suddenly Vanity reminds me of Klaus from American Dad.

Let's hope Hilary isn't Seth cheap.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# needs more animal vagina
/ac
(likeajackhammer, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# You'll want my pay-site, then.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# doesn't everything?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Bodil Joensen doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I disagree...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# that's your answer to everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Man, I really want to have sex with that fish.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# you are Troy McClure, AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# For a fee, JJ will draw you tit-fucking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# It would be most unfortunate
if, in all the action, one or both suffers a "wardrobe malfunction".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# as in they bring the flat-packed wardrobe home from the DIY store, only to find it's missing half the fittings?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Damn you, B&Q!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# please anthropomorphise a octopus
xx
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# oh no I pissed myself laughing again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# someones been reading Scott Pilgrim
(or just watching the trailers)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# banana baby
banana baby
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# But... bananas are triploid and infertile...
God I'm sorry. Been a long day when you look at a pic like that and this is the first thing that enters my head.

what I meant to say, was ACE WORK THAT MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# hehehee
its an alien bananananananaaanananana :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# ^ I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE!
.
.
.
.
.
.
*paradoxes*
.
.
.
.
.
*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# BOLLOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# NOT YOU.
YOU KNOW TWO CORRECT THINGS.

NEITHER OF THEM ARE MUCH USE THOUGH.

EDIT: Arf. Mine our yours?
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Depends how I deploy them.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# As Elvis said at his very last live gig,
"I've only ever known three chords......and I faked those most of the time."
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# You're thinking only of the popular desert banana cultivar "Cavendish"
obviously as a fruiting plant, wild bananas reproduce sexually.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10082556
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# It's obviously been genetically modified
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# ooh, I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Lovely, really lovely.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# yay
thats ace! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# As dad looked lovingly on, John suddenly realised he was 'Touching Cloth'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Nicely done...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# ^ This :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Caption competition: "Hmmm, I wonder if it's too late for an abortion?"
top shoppage, N!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# THIS...on both counts:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# ^Bless you lot o' smashers^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
My baby does a really good "prescott face" when she's thinking about having a really belting cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# MY GOODNESS!
YOU were allowed to reproduce!!?

*calls authorities*

well Esther Rantzen . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I laughed my ass off when she didn't even get her deposit back for the Luton campaign.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Esther is the mother...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# hahahaha
woo, *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Cheers Fiendy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# All babies look like this.
(Except mine who were beautiful).
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# well Jesus IS English you know
if he weren't he would be a bally forrin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# ^This^
Scientific fact, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Beard, sandals, Guardian reader.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Nicely animated!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Wow that's good.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# flag-waving Jebus FTW
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
# woo yay
hoolahoopla
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
# That's semaphore.
It says, BOOK... FLIGHT... HOME... AFTER.... QUARTER... FINALS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# ahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# No no no
final :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Very good.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Fan-bloody-tastic!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# hahah! Ace work, Mr H!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Now all the birds will be . . . landing . . . on him !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Seriously splendid movement, Herman.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# cool!
impressively done.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# how on earth it managed to doulble post like that, i have no idea.... I didn't hit the back button, there seemed to be no error in firefox...
spooky happenings are a-foot
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Yeah, if you post the same thing twice in a row it automatically deletes it, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I posted a reply to QOTD earlier
which disappeared then reappeared.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I thought that was the case, but I had to manually delete it this time....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
# *smokes pipe and puts on deerstalker*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha I love the filename :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# :)
I say that's real. So I call TOAP!
(waxdart hello., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Its a real photo in a waspital.
all hes done is add some text. Thats toap!
(waxdart hello., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# I see, I didn't understand what "TAOP" was.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# text on a picture
I'm very guilty of it sometimes.
(waxdart hello., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# No you spelled it wrong :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# for about 10 secs
(waxdart hello., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Lies!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 3:23, archived)
# I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# hahah,
you should see a doctor...
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# * Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
He should bee grateful!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# pfft
haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I ROFLed, then I LOLed then I PMSL then I *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# They don't have shots for that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAA!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
# New charity album to pay for court
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I didn't know Elton was female and 10 years old
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# he's had some really shit plastic surgery in his 10 short years
and his parents really oughtn't have got him that time machine for his 2nd birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# PFFT
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Four David Furnish's off stage left.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahah fuck
why is there not stuff of yours on the fp EVERY DAY?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# sinister conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# :D

(Cakie So very tired..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Not dead yet.... but soon I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# what's the source?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# erm..... it's a bit of a spoiler for a film actually - I shouldn't say
I'll gaz you
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Looks like a cheery family comedy
Pixar's "Hades"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Still better than Avatar
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# DMTH, no?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# dammit, I had completely dismissed that film thinking it was another crappy teen slasher film....
I just looked it up; I never realised it was Raimi, or the fact it seems to have had good reviews. I might have to get it now.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# ahh
ok... doing exactly as it says on the tin, then?!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I swear, when she carks it
I really will visit her grave and dance on it. The cunt nearly got me killed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# A mate of mine once pissed on Harold Wilson's grave on the Scilly Isles,
for "selling Rhodesia down the river".
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Can't wait
both for her death and the bemused look on teenagers faces across the Uk watching all the celebrations
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# I would have spent more time on it to smooth the animation
But I didn't fancy spending even more time looking at her Orangutan's-pudenda of a face
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# just make a grave-sized dance step poster and lay it on top

this mother fucking tiles!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ^
But leave room for the urinal
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
#
(meepmeep is, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4BCUWopQQ4
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Just curious, but how?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I have "Ding dong, the witch is dead" queued up in my phone's ringtones folder.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)
# The three week street party will alert us to her eventual demise..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Someone should go back and throw the first tory into the Time Field
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Not dead :(
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# thinking about it.
(waxdart hello., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I haz got a ball
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# hahahaha
my cats lay enough bananas as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Woo!
Welcome back, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Aw bless you Cap'n!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# What a charming little Do.....Monke.......ummmm....creature
you have
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I get it, it's a donkey.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# what a lovely catmanzee :)
or is it a dogmanzee?
*clicks anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# they all look the same
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# you haz got a face that would crack mirrors
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# got a look like Sid Vicious about him
I'm certainly not gonna try & take his ball :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# cat my arse!
That's a corgi, innit?

Or maybe it's just cos it looks like the Queen, that I think it's a corgi
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Be happy :)

Click for bigger

Edit: CAT FOUND (poster)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# This is lovely.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Howdy, Captain Howdy.
No problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Hippie!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Very nice!
My hug token doesn't fit though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# They're £2 coins.
Give me some.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# NEVER!!!
Apparently I have a hug token from someone in my office.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# awwwwwwww
you big soppy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
#
D'awww.

Now I've got Bobby McFerrin's 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' going through my head atm.

You need to have the flag pop up with the 'Iz it can be hugs teim nao pleez?' kitten on it, though. ;)
(darkmage, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha I'm not defiling this with lolcats ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# You're just a great big fluffy pillow in humanoid form, aren't you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Duck feather :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# i'll try
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:06, archived)
# The thing you don't know.
my weeping anus hurts when i touch it






(mygoogle, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Fuck off you spamming cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# well at least i have an excuse to post this

Doesn't feel right to bump someone for something that took 5 minutes in photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Great, now every lurker is going to post some insults at you and my carefully pootled fake magazine cover (took at least ten minutes, you fuck) will be ignored
You've just made an enemy, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ^ Needs more...
bloke swinging his arm to the left thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# *pretends to understand*
EDIT: Ah, I think I get ya. The tree impact bit, ja?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# here we go..............................
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Do you have any shoes made from bloomers?
in a size 10...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# GIDEON YOU CUUUUUUUNT
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# XD
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Well worth a view...
issuu.com/soundofdrowning/docs/muppetwickerman
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# That's another level, altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# old macdonald had a spam ââåâïîïïããäåôõôóôô
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# wot no nikes?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Phentermine or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# HEADING FOR YOUR GENE POOL NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Ralf Little's looking rough boi!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# it is so much less effort to just click 'ignore', but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Manmeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# by the pahnd
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I JUST BOUGHT SOME SHOES YOU CUNT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# HE STILL HAS BAGS AND BOOTS AND BIKINIS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Why I outta...
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# VICIOUS, OOH YOU'RE SO VICIOUS
YOU HIT ME WITH A FLOWER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# These are the bestest bits about noob-based effrontery on /board.
So many wonderful ways to show you care..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Haha ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# *cheers up*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Chav shoes just what I wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Are you the same wanking turd that was banned the other week for the same bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# haha
nice modedit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Bah, all I got was one instance of 'stfu noob'
others get all the fun, as usual.

I want 3 more weeks on L, people have been so sweet.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# * Subscribes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# It's a classier, more thought-provoking genre of porn that I am hoping to implement.
This, for example NSFWWWWWWWWWWWifyouareapolarbear
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# I haven't ignored your most excellent image for the noob above, zelter.
Have a click, mon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Thanks, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# I have
.... I mean, nor have I!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Off to see The Wall, eh?
If you're there on the 11th, I'll buy you a pint..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Ahh shame
I'm going on the 14th!

Let me know how it was if your emember?
What are your seats like? We're in the front block!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# The same block as the Muse gig below, but on the opposite side & a little further down..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# That's all good! Similar to where I sat for Prince.
I went to see Muse at Wembley!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Same!


And I'll be heading back in September..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# ooh ooh me too
If Mrs S has taken enough hints about my 40th birthday present!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I have ignored it though
the spam above has rendered this post obsolete.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I'm not upset though - the spam above has rendered almost every aspect of human existence obselete for the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# *subscribes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I didn't see this cos of SPAM everywhere
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Bringing it back to westminster
Half day at parliment and then a jolly good romp through the city to tear an urban pest to pieces.

What Ho!

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# tally ho
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
But also vaguely prophetic, methinks..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I think that hunting foxes in a city has got to be way more fun than hunting them in the boring countryside.
And apparently urban ones eat humans so there's a bit more of a challenge there too.

Scarier.
(Meagrom, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# The little blighter had tried a few nights before but got disturbed.

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I've been reading the Fail comments today
there seems to be an element of conspiracy about this...

Probably because they live in an £800, 000 home (thanks for that vital detail Daily Fail)
Which really isn't that rare in that there London
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# I'm skeptical about it tbh.
...and they are forrins.

Clearly guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# that's an average terrace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# 'Crack Fox Ate My Babies'
Sure it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Sploop!


Click for bigger (110 kb)
Thought I'd solve 2 of the world's problems with my first post.
(ref. www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/qi/episodes/4/5/)
(Skiffle eh? who? what?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Hello, Skiffle.
Welcome to b3ta.

Have a welcome click.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Cheers
=)
(Skiffle eh? who? what?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Haha I read that as dick!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Damn you, funny font!
Funt.
Ha. Much better..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# But there is no love for BP, only hate!
Arf! Welcome, pull up a cdc and shop a steward.You'll never collect leaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Hey babe, so you're new around here?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Giggidy giggidy
sigh
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Hi Wobbly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Something told me you'd pop up!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
#
up out

* Sorry about that. - How are you k3b/-\b?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# My toes are cold :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Ha ha...

* Who are you really?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Oh dear. Have they banned you from Myspace again?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Just got kicked off bebo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# How can bringing peace to the middle East by virtue of a yummy savoury spread be a disaster?
Hello new person, croeso y b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I can't see a yummy savoury spread there
I acn only see the devil's rancid cock cheese flavoured with the scrapings from his y fronts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Is this some sort of middle yeast extract?
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Pfffft Hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# no that's chickpeas.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Pfffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# haha
adopts position
0_0
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Welcome...
Pull up a k3b/-\b and shop a XLVII
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Still,
I rather be a kitten than a stool.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# ^ Your sig...
I remember seeing the live show years ago at Wembley!

It was most Woofull!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I really wanted to go to that but was far too young.
I just hope it's as good as Dark Side was supposed to have been.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# W3lcome Skiffle.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# =D and here was me thinking you'd all hate it (or Love it)
can't stand the stuff myself...
(Skiffle eh? who? what?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I'm a hater too!
It's like bitter poo really.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Maybe she was born with it?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# You've cornered a most excellent market with these, sir.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# creepy dolls

nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# <s>would</s>

EDIT: BOLLOCKS!

I meant would!

* Why does that not work in the subject line?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# for the good of mankind
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I love these!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# * Awaits Foxes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Tickle this, fucko!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
I know that I know what film that's from, but I have momentarilty forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# gah! me too!
something with Arnie I think
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# "I'm gonna shoot you in the balls"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Dude, you do NOT shoot a dude in the dick.
Not cool.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I'm sure it's something from way back
can't think though...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Early 90s I think
c'mon Howdy - what's the film?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# "You know I said I'd kill you last?"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Commando?
is this the opening scene?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Yay!
As for its place in the movie - yes, I think..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Yes I'm sure it was.
Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Epic Cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# There is a wonderful Commando rip off
www.imdb.com/title/tt0092848/

It's so dire it may actually be better
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
Guilty, your Honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I finally got round to watching it a couple of weeks back
I had to be several beers down, but by god it was worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I used to hoover shit like this up, man.
Shocking way to spend your teens..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Me too
but I think I enjoy them more now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I just looked at your profile!
Is that 11 months worth of "work"?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Pretty much.
About nine of the images are pre-b3ta.

The rest have (for better or worse) been devised solely with this place in mind..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I suppose they all add up
I used to do one a day before I had to start doing some w**k!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Commando
is one of the greatest films ever made :D

isn't that the one with the flashback scene where he's with the kid hugging the deer? Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# "I'm a man of peace, now"
Yeah.
Right.
Let's just give it five minutes, shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5IZAqrrBHo
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# also...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIEaIf7lMaM
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# The "I Love Ice Cream" moment is in a league of its very own.
Thanks for the timely reminder..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# you've only got me going and hunting down utterly ridiculous 80s cheese haven't you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=htt40ANLwls (may be mildly nsfw due to scantily clad ladies)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Have this, by way of thanks..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmPW0d5RWLo

*trawls youtube for Troma movie trailers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# hahahaha what?
I raise you this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtQEbFcLHOU
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Skateboarding hitmen ftw!
NSFW:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXS40qj9Hfo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Commando?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# How come you're a grown up Joe?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Got hitched at the weekend
still buzzing, but sadly back at work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Ah man good effort!
*raises champers*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Happy trails, sir.
I wish you both well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Congratulations to you both :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# congratulations Yid
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# many grats!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Congrats sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Thank you kindly all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Elmo is such a happy idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# the
tickle me Elmo on fire is still one of my favourite youtubez
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# THAT
has just made my afternoon :-)

"AAaaaaaaaaah ha hahahaha that tickles!"

Cheers for the tip!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# haha *goes to search*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# bindun
gettit, bin-dun
I'll get my coat..
woo and a click : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Truly?
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# nope
you are the first and the best
8 D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# This is a new favourte
click
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha! *clicky*
sorry fo the TJ, but has anyone ever cast anything out of silicone rubber - specifically a model/prop?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# by model/prop do you mean cock?
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# this ^
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# yes*
*no
- part of my halloween costume this year; I have to start it early to get it done in time. Part of it I'lll have to make some serious modifications to a pair of trainers, and maybe make some parts for a jacket if i hit a wall on the current process
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# F**kin' hell steve, your a bit organised!
I bet you did revision and handed your homework in early too
: p
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# funnily enough, I never did :D
anyway, it's a big project, and I'm a perfectionist!

img230.imageshack.us/img230/5685/bttf2015.jpg

no, I'm not making a Michael J Fox, but the jacket (exactly the same way the original was)and if I can, the Nike Mag trainers

So far, i've made the jacket material (red part and the grey) and I'm preping the pattern. I just need a custom printed liner, and to cast the wrist/hem parts and strap details. The shoes, well, that's where it all gets very difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# look forward to seeing the result
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# A most worthy endeavour.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# great scott!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# God that's forward planning...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I can't remember the exact material used in the casting
but i once made a 'replica' of a hole puncher in art college.

It was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Mate of mine has
what's the problem, I'll see if he can help you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Ah, excellent, Joe!
well, I need to cast a shell for the outsole on a pair of trainers - it's two parts, a translucent part and a grey part

nicekicks.com/images/done2.jpg

This will have to fit over the original trainers, which will have neoprene and padding over it to complete the look (if that makes any sense)

I need to know the is the best thing to make the mold out of and what to cast in (I originally guessed mocking up the shoe by using oil based clay on the base trainers, casting around in a two part paster cast, then using some kind of rubber/silicone to make the new outsole "shell". Then clean the base trainers and glue together)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Get a hard on, put your cock in the provided sleeve
and pour in the mixture.

Think dirty thoughts for a minute.

Withdraw.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I'll email him now
see if he's got any ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# thanks, mate!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# remember to give it a wipe over with a flannel when you're finished.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(Put oscar in the bin and get total wooness)
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# The optimisation on this nearly killed it.
There were two additional sequences, but the studio execs cut them to prevent a 400kb+ flaming on board.

I may well steal your idea & use it for my own personal gain, though.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# supergif is a free optimiser. No settings, picture quality can suffer but it really squashes things
Advanced gif optimizer costs money but you can decide levels of compression/keeping picture quality.

My animations are rubbish so don't put too much weight on these recommendations.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# All & any help/advice is gratefully received - thank you, twatty*
* man, that sounds weird..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I've got used to it over the years
but still don't like it being shouted at me in crowded bars to be honest.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# fantastic!
what's the film!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# "I used to eat green berets for breakfast!"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# oh hell yes.
(Hairy Twatter, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha!
I love Weired al
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Another one rides the bus..
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Awesome!
I love his "ow ow ooh ow" faces as the bullets hit...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
bullets are ouchy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# this is
truly excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Bless you, DC.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# yay!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I think I'm getting the hang of this animated gif thing..
.. just have to remember not to think in terms of 3D Studio Max rendering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# what are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# CS2.
PS & Image Ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# and lots of hard work by the looks of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Alas, yes.
I'll crack this mother, yet, though!

*shakes fist at sky*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Bloody hell
thats what I normally use
and none of mine ever come out this well.

Mine normally get fucked over by optimizing.

Still trying to get my head round the animation in CS5 PS.
You don't seem to be able to import video the way you could with IR
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Pissing about with sliders, options & image sizes are the only ways I've found to edge under the 400kb mark.
Which is more a system of panic than any form of actual knowledge..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Absolutely
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha
Never liked that little fucker
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Y E S !

they're gonna need a bigger gun - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# 8D
I made this for today, but no noobs have angered /board, thus far.
It kind of fits here, so that's my basic excuse for posting it..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# lol
but in loling we should all take time to remember we were all n00bs at one time or another!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# *remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
Woo
(herman:D, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# nicely done
I did a few for the "Muppets at the Movies" compo

Scaface
Bad Boys Trailer
Knights who say "Meep"
and
The Sound of Music

But to be honest, your's is much smoother :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Fuckin' A!
That'll be a click, then..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# that's very nicely done...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# I was going to put something dark about Emily growing up, but it made me do a sad so just have it on it's own:
but it made me do a sad so just have it on it's own:

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Nice bit of vignetting there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# He was painting nudes...
...and got to the vignette strokes when his mum walked in.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# don't paint me with that brush!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# sorry to teej*
is emvee around? - I need to say THANKS!


*I'm also sorry for using the word 'teej'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# just got in from lunch
unsure why I'm being thanked, but you're welcome :)

*checks Gaz*

You're very welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Emilty has a big fat furry catpuss
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# When I was 5 I fell in love with an 18yo girl called Emily.
She's a lesbian these days.

I don't quite know how to feel about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# just be proud you turned her


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# *prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# look her up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# She'll be in her late 40s/early 50s now.
So not a proper lesbian any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# its only a hobby when they are younger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
#
hobby fun
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Oh I don't know...
www.google.co.uk/images?q=lesbian+grannies+with+big+floppy+fannies *

*I constructed the URL from scratch. I haven't been there. I suggest you don't either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# what was it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# you are still there aren't you?
Wobbly...
WOBBLY...
WOBBLY!!!!
.
.
he's busy - best leave him.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Ahhh....

That's better...

ö,ö
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# that wasn't as bad as expected...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# by 'bad'
you mean 'good' don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I have two friends whose wives left them for other women...
And my wife (who hasn't left me for another woman) had a school friend, an actual Beauty Pageant Queen, who came home and found her husband in flagrante delicto with another man...
(Hairy Twatter, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Yes - my life hasn't been without occassioning upon such people.
A girl I went out with when I was 18 left me for the fairer sex.

Which was quite flattering.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# The worst one was a girl I knew (but not in the biblical sense, regrettably)
Big beautiful almond shaped dark eyes, stunning legs, stupendous bosom, just all around drop dead gorgeous. Switched teams. Then again, I suspect her ex husband did as well...
(Hairy Twatter, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# You? Dark?
shirley not
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I'm a very fluffy person.
FLUFFY, I tell you.

As in "found at the back of a disused hall".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# hehe
behind the radiator
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
#
Why is it never funny in your pictures?
(prodiqy69 yer maw's reposted cunt, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
# So, you've been a member for over 2 years, and the one and only post you've ever actually bothered to make
is to comment on someone not being funny enough?

Irony - it's not just for describing blacksmiths.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha - FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# haha
hello dedicated username switcher!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# she's doing better than bagpuss
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Nice Shack!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Thanks.
Not even mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Why is it always foggy in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Cataracts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Farmers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Nobby's
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Haunting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# how many times has this bindun?
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# 47.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Someone mind checking if this link works?
www.armoredpenguin.com/crossword/Data/2010.06/0804/08042227.558.html

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I love horses?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# No, guv, honest...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I know :)
Seems to work. If I were you I'd link direct to the 'solve online' page, though.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Ah, good call...
edit: bugger, that doesn't work...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# THIS !

Wobbly's Original WordSearch
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# You Wang?
rang
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Scroll down and see......
Edit: Re-reading that, I come across as a bit arsey, that was not my intention. I just meant, "It's been touched upon a few times now, scroll down to see em" TMoC, being crap & tactless since 1978.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# who's mr tod?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# ?
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I'm still none the wiser
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# aw bless!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Todd

Mostly Benny Hill, but also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=On6bB3Jgups

killed and ate babies in his spare time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# You're thinking of Arfur Mullard.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# hehe
I am now. *FWAPS*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# you young rapscallion
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# pffft
that's not something i hear very often any more. Although I was IDed buying fags the other day. I'm 31, 15 stone and hairy.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# once, yesterday, East London.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# i was
gonna modify the beatles album cover and call them the foxes...but it was just too much work.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# B3ta's got a new favourite MP
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10263076.stm
although he's had to apologise so he loses brownie points
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I saw that yesterday - ace.
I wish these people wouldn't be so spineless when they get the flak for it. Just once I'd like someone to say 'no, she was a hatchet-faced witch and she drove the country to the brink of destruction. Britain would have been a better place without her'.

Have some gumption*, man!

* - must use this word more often
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# WINNAH!
I'd vote for him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Huh. Does b3ta hate Thatcher?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# it's looking pretty even so far.
but the "don't hates" are split between those who like her and those that don't know / don't care.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# dont forget
roughly half the country was better off with thatcher...and half poor as fuck.... as its gonna be about 50-50...
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# there's no killin' what can't be killed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# It can't be reasoned with
It can't be bargained with
It doesn't feel pity.. or remorse
And it absolutely WILL NOT STOP... EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I'm doing a 60th birthday invitations, and would like some piss-taking...
I mean advice, I've reached the ham-fisted limits of both my photoshop skills.
Any pointers, particularly around making the head more cartoony would be greatly appreciated.

(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Your colour match is a bit off, but you really could increase the contrast to match it better to the body.
oh and warp and liquefy, will let you "characterise" the face a bit. but don't go over board and make him look all alien. Less is more.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Trying drawing the head
to make it more cartoony?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Illustrator > Live trace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Thanks for your help
I don't have illustrator and my ability to draw anything stopped at 'my family and other animals' level
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# use the smudge brush in photoshop and go over his face..bigger cheeks, hair, ears
and make a duplicate version..just incase you mess it up


quick and dirty but you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Brilliant,
Cheers proj.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)

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