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# What was David Cameron really thinking about? ;-P
(thisisace, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
# sticklebricks?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Left tit, right tit
Arf!
 
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# that 3-titted bitch from total recall
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# hahahah
She's always on his mind
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# she's on my mind a lot
which is a worry
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# he's a plank
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# Moments of Mussolini
or to be more on the ball, Berlusconi
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)
# e was thinking about fucking the poor
as usual
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[challenge entry]
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# hahahahahahahahahahaahaha
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# 'how am i gonna get a scar like that eating pizza?'
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# he'll never go down well in mcdonald's
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# One bottle of strongbow......
And you'll do it anywhere.....!!
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# 2 bottles now
i'm so glad the shop is only 30 seconds away
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# the hat tip is genius
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# First choo get the burger
Then choo get da money
Then choo get da women
 
Excellent!
 
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# Now I want's burgers when all i have is fish...!!
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# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Need a ride?
www.b3tards.com/u/67f98b0e3909eff8f955/slagbros1.gif
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# :D
(herman:D, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)
# i watch far too much quest

Tonight. puffy foam cubes...how are they made?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)
# I do not know.
I really don't.
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# stop playing with lego
actually, fuck that. lego is awesome.
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# good in quiches too!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)
# mmmmmm
quiche
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# I remember the Lego Store in Birmingham Bull Ring
awesome place
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# when i used to babysit my cousins
i'd wait till they went to bd, stick aliens on the video and get the lego box out.
happytiems :)
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# it's like the adult version of those short sesame street how it's made clips
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# rawr @facebook
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# aaaawwww!
i just think you all need hugs. i'm willing to give them.
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# and warm milk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# or cider
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# sold!

buckfast?
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# strongbow
2 litres for £2.99
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# not better buying a 24 tin pack for £9.50? :D
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# if i had £9.50 and a car
i'd be there
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# we'll have none of that over a £10 spot for 24 cans up here
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# where is up here?
liverpool is pretty cheap for booze, it has to be. off license staff don't like being knifed.
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# scotchland
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
# nice!
only time i've been there, i got pissed up with a greek bloke and drove to gretna green. we thought it'd be funny to get wed.
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# lmao..brill :D
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# thank fuck we sobered up
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# Yes.
I think someone is tired.:P
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# i think you all need to have a group hug
seriously, i hate confrontation. life is too short and i love you all :(
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# Or a religion
:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)
# fuck, no
religion is shite
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# what are you like?..haha


bang that drum riverghost...bang that fucking drum
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# Yeah
You do realise when you rant it makes no sense to any other living being?
As I said before: Joke. Of. B3ta.
Everyone is laughing at you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)
# he's just a grumpy old cunt
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:16, archived)
# bzzzzzzzzing!
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# you always have been, Prodge
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)
# I was born greetin'
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# greetin'?
that's proper scottish.
my aunt went into a chemist in the gorbals and asked for something for burns. they tried to sell her lollipops.
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# haha :)

they probably thought bairns?

bairns means child :D
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# yes, i know
my uncle is glaswegian, i'm the only one in the family who can understand him
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# pffh stupid forrins
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# :D
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# so you've said about 3 times now..

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# Well as long as you understand it..
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I'm not laughing at him.....
I think you are acting quite wrong myself....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Yep, seems that way
 
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# this
indeed
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# LET THE INTER4NET DECIDE! (you can only vote once)
is riverghost an asshole?

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spotify:track:7H6ayCNPQjY7AOCDE4AvMi (Hamburger Train by Primus)
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# i refuse to vote on this
on the grounds that taking sides is a bit of a schoolyard thing to do.
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# they should play monopoly to decide who is cooler
then vacation in venice togedda
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# monopoly is an evil game
have you ever tried to remove a small metal dog from your nostril?
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# yes, once
but i usually play as the top hat
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# i'm always the ship
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# now you have me thinking about enya
as you have a good memory for tv

do you know of a sketch which had an enya lookalike doing a gangster rap to a song that sounds like 'orinoco flow'?
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# was it french and saunders?
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# no it's an obscure bbc2 program
which also had peter seranifcibcfvixh as Brian May playing a dentist

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# stumped me there
but peter serafinopwicz was the voice of darth maul
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# someone mentionted it and i'll be fucked if i can find it
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# mhy mingdis a blank
a cider-soaked blank
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# Me too.
As I said. Please justify yourself. I never get an answer:)
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# personally speaking, I'd let it go
before I start posting pictures of Hulk Hogan doing 9/11 in a Cat Survival Trust vest.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)
# is it worth it?
really?
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# For the record
I'm not laughing, I'm waiting for you all to shut the fuck up.
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# haha :)
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# Hahahahahahahahaahah^
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# I never thought I'd say this
well said, Mofaha.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)
# -__-
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# NOTHING is better than a chainsaw
except poo on a stick
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# i've just scanned below and you seem to be a confused dullard
no offence
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# Seriously
It's not that interesting.
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# Yes enough please.....
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# Exactly.
I'm off to watch builders make a villa on 4OD :D
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# you got that right
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# This..... totally....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# silly tiger, you are not a snake
do not try to swallow that person whole
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Well, I'm convinced
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Tiger wishes he would have tried to eat a smaller egg...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
# EGGZ R TASTEE
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# inb4Riverghost has something to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Hey, Ttssattsr - say something about music
What should I be listening to right now?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)
# It depends what you're in the mood for.
I'd say you need to listen to Syzygys - Complete Studio Recordings. Imagine if The Residents made Japanese pop songs. Try it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrA-QzjkEPs Other tracks are a little more layed back. Some more traditional eastern sounding songs and some light jazz. Played on Partch's 43 notes per octave system.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
# If that's not your thing, PM me and I'll try again later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Oooh, I like that
I have been listening to a lot of susumu yokota recently (not dissimilar)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SNfdXQoSfA
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)
# i can't decide by the scissor sisters
or fast as a shark by accept
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# Ah, not really to my taste, I'm afraid
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:03, archived)
# horses for coourses
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# facebook schmacebook
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Atomic! Lets social network!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:16, archived)
# internet outcasts
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)
# :C
*feels left out*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)
# *invites* ...(and then blocks)... XD
*edit: nice edit fiend... :D...v
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
# tweet me

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:22, archived)
# @PedroHin I put on my robe and wizard hat. #cyber
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:24, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
# RIS fb?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)
# ...then well go out on the piss.
Yeah, see ya mum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
# awesome
and quick threadjack; is it me or does BBC News Science section have a squirrel with a sniper rifle in the top corner?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)
# if it doesn't, it should
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# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# useful for cleaning up rebel scum
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# dirty hingoot
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# There must be one of these available in real life
be it on a slightly smaller scale!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Good height for sucking.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:30, archived)
# oooOOOooo
matron Henry.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Yay nicely....... Obi prefered an upright.....!!!
Flash animation with sound .....
theinvisablemanatb3ta.googlepages.com/obivacsound.swf


(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Samuel L
Jackson even looks cool mopping Yoda piss off the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Hehe.... he liked cleaning his windows better.....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)
# an upright can be dangerous
when you get to the knee-trembling bit. if there isn't something solid behind you, you can fall over and damage your bits :(
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# Ouch.....!!
Obi lightsaber was forever banging into his upright....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# heheheh
i really should remember how hard this fucking strongbow hits me
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# If only that was real .. Spice Girls could have sung Bieber Forever as a tribute :)
(Xeh, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# whut?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# does it animate or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:04, archived)
# NO
you want links, also I don't understand the hate for him quite frankly, wow he gets people to write his songs for him (like 1000000000 other pop artists) and anyway he'll have billions of pounds not to give a shit about some long haired whiny metal head who expresses his teenage angst through shit internet comments.


I win
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:05, archived)
# May I interest you
in this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPMoLPNpsMI
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:18, archived)
# A video about breasts? What has that to do with ...
back in a mo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:24, archived)
# QOTW
story coming up*






*titter
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I am in no way trendy.
What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# The boy/girl was on CSI as some sort of evil person and was shot in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Ahh I see.
What's CSI?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Cum Suppin Invertibrate
It's a horrible porn series.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Sounds good.
This time travel has worked out I wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# you said that tomorrow
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# Yeah at that time I was just being presumptuous.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# i am enjoying a pint
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# GAYSHIFT IS RUINED

EDIT: Pub tiem! Goodnight all xxx
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Look, it's great that you watch tv and stuff
but b3ta is a predominantly UK based site and not many of us know or care who Justin Bieber is.
It's like us telling you that one of McFly got shot in Eastenders. It means utterly fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:18, archived)
# corpsey
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# See B.S.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# bum spigots?
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# tasty bum spigots
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:53, archived)
# pfff
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[challenge entry] it's health and safety gone maaad

(Dread Pirate Roberts, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Someone found a green pube in their choccy bar
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# you say that like it's a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)
# It's worth a golden ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:31, archived)
# I'd imagine he'd be shut down for his improper employment strategy.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:31, archived)
# none of them had right to work in the UK, bloody immigrants
(Dread Pirate Roberts, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I like your name
and this image also.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:33, archived)
# haha troof !
(duts Optimus whut?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# The little orange bastards were
probably amzn.to/h1wZth and went in the vats as they were nearer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# they had it coming...bloody forrins
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:46, archived)
# That will teach them
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Wonka macht frei?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# that came to my mind also...
nearly started searching for the concentration camp images then realised I didn't want to.
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
# There you go ...
b3ta.com/board/10129824
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# And just through here are the magic chocolate showers that spray cream soda! Yaaaaay...oh.
(Dread Pirate Roberts, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Rourke forgot the rubbers.
(MistahG, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Stand back, she's gonna blow!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:24, archived)
# ha ha
I would make another food from the fridge scene interesting, she'd eat the friggin lot now
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
# 11 months?!
39 weeks, shirley
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# terrible online bullying going on here
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# all. new. low.

well done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# *cliques*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:24, archived)
# pfffft
you beat me to that one
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# What is this Clique?
How do I become a paid up member?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# I'll email you, mate
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Cheers mate
We still on for coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# You bet, the usual?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Yeah.
Cindy was chatting about you the other day down the pub. I can't believe you did that on thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# lol Miss Austin Metro has room to talk
Gis a drag in the gorilla costume LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:46, archived)
# *cheery waves*
long time no see on the board:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
# I still look in.
I'm enjoying Qotw now, but I suppose I should shop my chisled body into something when I have the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:31, archived)
# your jismed body?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)
# No
I tried the bukkake and was disgusted, I thought it was some form of sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Yes but you skin looks so fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I'll just pop off to do a version of a Simon Pegg movie poster:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
# See my facebook reply
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)
# ONOES!
The Clique:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)
# So hang on
I've been posting for a few weeks and I got newslettered last week*, does that mean I'm in the clique?



*Thanks all who clicked for Bruce Lee Panage BTW, I was chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:48, archived)
# ONOES!
You haz clique germs!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Gets wire brush
and dettol.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Leave prodigy69 alone! *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Eating a lemon
While doing a poo?


Click for bigger (77 kb)
(FatherChed, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:11, archived)
# GNOPS!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)
# lemon poos ftw!
fuck you toilet smelly fresh distributers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# long time since I've seen a gnops
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:14, archived)
# He gnops you long time
:S
(FatherChed, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# GNOP in a first ever thread=WIN
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Nice gnopping
I love gnops and horses
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Thanks, I like horses too...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPmfTRwsOys

:S
(FatherChed, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Now with bilingual english/cityspeak instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:46, archived)
# I like that font

what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:59, archived)
# "porky's"
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)
# ta much :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)
# You've done a man's job, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 2:53, archived)
# runs. They are out to get you and in your tin foil hatz!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:34, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:36, archived)
# *wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# *gives it a good blow*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:40, archived)
# *pays the asked fiver*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)
# *has the runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# im rissing
on this I'm afraid..
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:41, archived)
# It's what P69 calls anyone that are friends on b3ta and are 'conspiring' against him.
Hence his calls for people to sabotage the compo for the Cat Survival Trust. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:46, archived)
# more lies..


no seriously well done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:50, archived)
# If you say so.
www.b3ta.com/board/10335254#post10335264
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:52, archived)
# and what?

am I the first one to have ever subverted a challenge round here?
I wasn't the first person to post something against the sainted challenge either.
are you going to go after them when you get bored of me?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:55, archived)
# For a small charity.
Yes.
It must make you feel such a big person.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:55, archived)
# and you're proving to be the bigger man in all this...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Well by comparison it's not really a biggy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:58, archived)
# The only way to avoid its wrath is to stop trying to impress it.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Didn't I just see this on facebook?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)
# *waves hand*
These aren't the posts you're looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)
# lmao now this is really getting pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:53, archived)
# How dare people from b3ta comunicate on other forums:O
Quickly! Put on your tin foil hat!
EDIT: Don't worry. It's not paranoia. We use it to laugh at you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:57, archived)
# I never said that either...keep going
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:58, archived)
# OK
Weeeeell back to the matter of you try, in your own words, to subvert a compo in aid of a small charity. Something you've never actually defended.
Ironically Terry early on in the compo said that your effort was one he'd want to use on a mug.
So your delusions of a clique woudn't have been true as it was very likely that you would have won.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:03, archived)
# like I said down there
I will have to now live with the knowledge that I missed out on that
once in a lifetime opportunity.

a mug you say...damn.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Well if you weren't bothered
Why did you enter in the compo?
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)
# eloquently put
with no actual answer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Wait - you are understanding that your prize would have been a mug?
This is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# No the prize could have been a year's adoption of the wild cat of his choice
I really nice 15x11 print of Nina, the wild cat named after the b3tard Jessie and a years membership to the Trust.
The charity literally makes no money apart from donators.
It only runs because there are 8 people who live and work there for free.
The logo would have gone on the mug to raise money for the charity.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# dammit...dammit...dammit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Janet
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Yes dear, I know that
www.b3ta.com/board/10341262
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
# :D
There's so much I could say to make him small and pathetic but it would not be seemly as there's something surrounding the b3tards involvement with the CST that should not be raised on grounds of taste and respect.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Yeh
Probably best to close the book on this one though now, fella.. Let's focus on the positive things that came out of the compo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# yes I'm the pathetic one in this.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Simply...
...yes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)
# sorry to butt into this conversation
but i've barely posted for months and part of this lost me. was this challenge cancelled or something?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Nope, not at all, it was a raging success (check the newsletter)
Just some low grade flouncing happened - nothing to see here, move along ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# fair enough :)
i've done some exceedingly low-grade flouncing myself so i know how that goes

also not read the newsletter yet because i was having "fun" at work. i shall get right onto it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Charity compo that P69 wanted people to subvert
he believed that a 'B3ta clique' were controlling the winning prizes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# I don't believe that at all..stop bullshitting
I was taking the piss out of you because of your facebook rant



i.p. bans lmao

then all this rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:54, archived)
# sadly missing the rest of that conversation that puts it all in perspective.
For those who would like to know what that convo was about it was Jahlid worrying that people like Mr. P69 may post picture of dead or tortured cats as a compo entry.
My, 'Yes. Fuck 'em I say.' was about those people.
As usual. He had to make it about himself.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# modded star wars site
irc channel

yadda yadda

when have I ever done that?..posting pictures of dead cats?
lmao..dude you're so fucking full of shit you're starting to pull things out yer arse

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Read what I said.
Sadly (and I know you'll find this heart wrenching) the wall post wasn't about you.
You just made it so. I do love the way you just come back on the attack without answering any of the questions asked you.
Fortunately I'm paid to be here til 11pm as I've jsut be answering gaz after gaz about what a tosser you are and how they've found you a tosser in the past.
I gave you the option to sit down and sort this out today but you wouldn't hear about it.

EDIT: Oh and thank for giving me so many new Facebook friends who are so happy to talk about you.
You're fast becoming a b3ta joke (please see the post above mine). Yadda yadda yadda is not the reply to an intelligent debate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:18, archived)
# I have never EVER said this was about me..
you posting all this shite and mostly lies
all because of a throw away comment I made .
I just think that you saying I'll get rob to dish out i.p. bans for posting pictures like dead cats and things that go against the grain of the challenge totally fucking laughable.

so keep going on with the wee campaign you've got going against me.


who cares actually who's gazzing you?
I fucking don't,
well done to the lot of you...you don't like me.

have a party




you're doing well
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Please. I said we should sit at the table and sort everything out.
Just this afternoon you said fuck off to that.
You have never justified yourself but followed replies when invited to do so with agression.
OK. Here. Now. Believe me gazzes are buzzing and so is Facebook.
Justify your actions over the last week. I believe as you're a long time b3tard then we are your peers.
Justify your actions. That's all we're asking for. Better still. Take your time. I'm sure, like the charity compo, we can vote to have your reply as part of the newsletter so everyone can see.
In this reply I have not been offensive, aggressive or obusive.
Right here. Right now. Or appolgise publically in the newsletter.
Believe me. Your name is dirt right now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:38, archived)
# appolgise?
for what?
for a throw away comment that you made into a scene here and on facebook?
for posting a link to a facebook conversation that you a Jahled had?
for laughing at the dead cat picture?






(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Fine the offer was there.
No joke mate. You are a laughing stock.
You were'nt laughing at a picture of a daed cat youy were saying, 'More more! Fuck the compo. Please make let more poeple do this!'
Last chance mate, coz people are really laughing at you.
Everytime I refresh I have four new gazes, don't pretend you do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
# good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Yes
but bad for you. Just rmember. Whenever you post people will be thinking, 'Oh. It's that twat that every person on the board pities.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha
go away

you're cracking me up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Please don't include me when you use the word "every person"
I'm not about to waste my time aguing on the internet,
But I think you're acting quite wrongly yourself....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)
# it's a shadowy world on b3ta
i'm getting images of a group of london-dwelling web artists meeting in smoky backrooms of east-end pubs drinking whiskey and deciding who wins the challenge that week (and generally deciding "happytoast" because he dares use software that I DON'T HAVE OMG!!1!!!!eleven!!!!1)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# it's a political hotbed don't you know
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:58, archived)
# It's a *corrupt* political hotbed
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# allegedly

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# We come out at night. Mostly.
EDIT: Sadly the pleasures of smokey backrooms have been taken away from us. :(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:04, archived)
# I said something against it,
b3ta.com/board/10335274

then

b3ta.com/board/10335254

clearly I was the first to subvert it..yea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Guess it depends how you do it
Posting a picture is one thing -- anyone asking for pictures on B3ta has to expect some of what they get -- but posting "this challenge can fuck off right now" is another. Especially when it's a charity, and one linked to something that matters a lot to a lot of people on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:05, archived)
# granted I should have worded it better :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# You forgot
www.b3ta.com/board/10336772
One of your finest moments I do believe.

'I have no problems with CST or Mr. Moore my problems with you.
I think you're a cunt who's using this to further his own standing on b3ta.
I'm not the only one who thinks this..but I'm the only one who's willing to speak out.'

Was quite outstanding though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# End this
it's ruining a nice moment for Terry and his charity

Please
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)
# and not a word of a lie.

I do think you're a cunt, I'm not the only one who thinks that and you proved I was right.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Give it a rest, will you?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:05, archived)
# It will ruin the gayshift!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:07, archived)
# hahahaha
why must Mummy always fight with Daddy?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:11, archived)
# ^ now that's funny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Fixed that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# How would I live without the b3ta clique?:P
We're in his undies nibbling his unbleachables.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:24, archived)
# ew.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Right , get the bloody kids in again, it's another eclipse


now I have to explain to my wife why I was searching google images for naked men. thanks b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
WE ARE DOOMED
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# it's jesus!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# ahahaha!
fantastic hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# merde
C'est impressionnant (awesomes are bestest in frenches)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:39, archived)
# haha
Is the moon about to explode though?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Best so far for me
References. Humor. Grayscaled magenta. I love it
(Wespel fried french., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:07, archived)
# NICE!
* That's put me right off my pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:39, archived)
# That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Hahah
:DD
(herman:D, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Vampire Chihuahua Picture Day


Click for bigger (133 kb)
Vinny would no doubt be sporting his standard black cape if not for the prestigious Chihuahua Boarding School’s super strict dress code.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Renferatu.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# oooooh,
a mindpiss near-miss there
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)
# haha
Looks like Ren had to pack in the drugs, ditch Stimpy, settle down and get a steady job in daddy's bank.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
#
haha, sounds about right.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)
# cold dead eyes of a killer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha
i approve of this *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Deserves a Sela of Approval indeed
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:36, archived)
#
wonderful, i've finally made it!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:47, archived)
# We all need a sela!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:50, archived)
# YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SELA
But apparently I can :^P
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:03, archived)
# ONCE THEY TASTE HUMAN BLOOD, NO ONE CAN STOP THEM

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Hammers. Now hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Two for One...Sorry imageshack was resizing...there I fixed it...clicky image




(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Any chance of a click for visible option?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:56, archived)
# clicky for a wee bit bigger
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Did the northern lights appear in Scotchland last night?
I was so fecking envious. Had I been in the UK yesterday I would have hopped on the next plane to Norway and headed north as quickly as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)
# FUCK!!!

I forgot to look out for them :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Have you ever seen them?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)
# can't honestly answer that as I was under the influence at the time :D
maybes aye..maybes naw! :)

aberdeen or nairn is the best place to see it and I was in nairn at the time but the lightshow was only for a short few seconds
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# living in norway as i do
i can confirm that you'd have seen nowt, it was cloudy as anything around here. or it was when i was wandering around a bit earlier in the evening, anyway. i must confess that by the early hours of the morning i'd forgotten all about it :(

i've still never seen the northern lights. i'm going to go on up to tromso and find them around there. much more likely than here in the south.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:44, archived)
# cfs ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)
# .__.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)
# I see what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)
# You have superpowers
and are showing off.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger boat
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
#
ಠ_ಠ
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:59, archived)
#
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ ╭∩╮⎝⋋⏝⋌⎠╭∩╮ ⎝╰_╯⎠
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I like clicked and shit happened and I still couldn't see it
And I ctrl mouse wheeled it and I still couldn't see shit, is that like having a cataracts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Or looking at a big picture from far away
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:19, archived)
#
Really? Gives up and has a wank instead.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# ^ This sentence pretty much sums up my week :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)
# McD's on a hospital ship?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:29, archived)
# It's a Drive through
Although it'd be better than the shite they provide in hospitals where I live
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I agree
Only Burger King actually "cooks" their burgers.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Can't beat a cheeky drunken
BK after a gig
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# But I prefer McDonald's colas
BKs taste watered down. But I like KFC's fries more.

How am I going to get the perfect fast food meal?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:43, archived)
# burgers are for kids
You want Turkish Pizza with Donner meat. Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Agreed! not that it matters, I haven't eaten fast food for years
God I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Not even pizza?
Not even a lovely Ruby?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)
# haha
and that is where Mark Hamill now works!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I pea this?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Certainly!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# My Cyber Pea
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Actually,
the code on the screen during the original terminator film has been identified as Apple ][ code, not spectrum ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Super vice me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] can i sneak this one in the backdoor?
i've been away for a bit and easing myself back into B3ta gently thought this pea tenuously fits the compo till i get the Wacom warmed up....

(Knutsack, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:42, archived)
# by 'Wacom', you mean 'penis' right?
does everyone else use a tablet? I use a dodgy old mouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Me too
although I can't draw for toffee with a pen so I doubt a tablet would help me!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# try feather masking
on a laptop touchpad
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:50, archived)
# is that some form of fetish act?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)
# I'm shooting off early today - see you all later!


BEER TIEM !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:51, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Wonder if he's going large....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:49, archived)
# aja
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Naughty girl
Been climbing trees in her new red tights again
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)
# ^ Poor girl...
Having to fight crime when it is her time of the month...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:30, archived)
# she looks fiesty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Blimey! O_O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# would
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:35, archived)
# This is a stick up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Vampirella vibe, right there.
Coolio!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)
# quick & dirty

but not your water, obviously.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Is that the 1st revival or the 3rd?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)
# "We Go Up Around the Bend So You Don't Have To!"
haha, ace
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Sorry..?
Bad Moon Rissing...?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
# there's
a bathroom on the right
(ymmit, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Bonus challenge! Make 5 seconds of video for a Kunt song
B3ta and Kunt have joined forces in a plot to get a very bad taste record high in the charts at the height of the royal wedding. We need you to make 5 second animation chunks we can bung together to make a video of.

The song and lyrics are here:
b3ta.com/features/kuntroyalweddingvideo/

And I'm around for a bit to answer questions as I probably have made a hash of the write up.

I've opened a challenge for it here:
b3ta.com/challenge/kunt/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
# eeeeeexcellent.
Um, in which format, .gif, .mp4, .mov? or is that unimportant?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:54, archived)
# whatever you can do that we can import into a video editing program really
but the video itself will be 1920x1080 25fps, and video should be 16:9

So I'd suggest making something big - and sticking a small preview on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Ohh crikey
ok, cheers!

*kicks self* ".gif". What a bellend
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I was with you...
ready to roll out some 300px, 400kb number...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:06, archived)
# hahahaha
Imagine that right bang in the middle of some shiny HD 16:9 video
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Here's my clip anyhow. It might be a bit under 5 seconds but there's enough scope to edit I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:17, archived)
# I'm sure that'll upscale nicely in CS5 to HD.
In other news: Arrrrrrgh thefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefear
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:19, archived)
# i don't really have the facilities to do anything better than that
thefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefear
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Ooh this looks like fun
*charges camera battery*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Hmmm, any chance of getting it split up and assigned?
would be a pisser to do proper lip sync or a bit specifically about Di and Dodi only to find everyone had done that bit.
Or get a list of those who will definitely do it and then Kunt can randomly assign each person a bit of his choosing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)
# my worry is that assigning it all up would result in people bagging juicy sections and then not delivering?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:01, archived)
# It'll be a more effective/damaging if the images fit the lyrics
I'd say worth a punt,

Maybe take names, shove them on a google spreadsheet and get people to fill in how far they've got as they do it.
That way other people can jump in if it's going tits up for someone.

We want this done right don't we? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:05, archived)
# if there's two bits to cover a section
then we pick the better one... but that's not to say something won't get used, there's a lot to cover.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I'm just worried there'll be gaps
I'd better shut up and get working
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# yeah there might be gaps
but hey - we'll see what comes in and hassle people to fill in the gaps once we know
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Is the deadline this week?
I wouldn't mind chipping in but I've got a lot on at the moment.

I can nominate myself as a gap-filler (oo-err).

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# CONSPIRACY:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# what's the conspiracy?
troll mc nugget
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)
# six please and fries.
I was supposing you were going on the same basis that the B3ta illuminti were going to take over this project too!
I just find it funny that you conspiracy theoried your way out of a prize as I believe that Terry thought your compo entry would have made a good mug. Oddly fitting really.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)
# so what you're saying is that on top of my 'psychosis', I'm now paranoid?
anyone else with some malicious comments and lies about me an my so called 'mental health'? anyone?

aaw man I missed out on that once in a lifetime prize?...shit!
I'm going to have to live with that regret for the rest of my life
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Might've looked good on your CV.
Just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:37, archived)
# yea I'll put it right above the Irn bru curry awards campaign
lmao...aye spot on idea.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:41, archived)
# So you didn't flounce out of that one then?
Nah, just thinking, you know, I believe you are looking for a job and career in graphic design, and I dunno, perhaps designing a logo which was chosen as the "winning" one for a charity might look good for future employers, they love that sort of thing. You know, using your skills even when out of work, for a non-profit organisation.

But meh, mugs lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# I think we should give everyone a shot at it and let him decide

he might need to dig through a shitload of footage, but at least everyone gets a go at it.
[edit] thinking about it though I think toasts idea could be the way to do it..it would be chaos to edit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)
# How long have we got?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:01, archived)
# as long as it takes to be honest
but I'm hoping you'll be really enthusiastic and we can get this together in a week
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:02, archived)
# crikey, you're a harsh task mistress :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Love it!
I'll put the stinking cap on!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:05, archived)
# my bad taste senses are tingling
how unpleasant do you want?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Richard Branson?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
This should be fun. I wonder how many of us will get arrested/sectioned making these!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:12, archived)
# rob should open a sweepstake on the number of frames containing "our brown-eyed friend"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:19, archived)
# My money's on 3900
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
# have you heard the song?
go for your life.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:11, archived)
# "Fucksticks, Queen Mother’s cunt. Fucksticks"

are just a small selection of the lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:12, archived)
# What's the square root of 69?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)
# 8.30662386
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:13, archived)
# On typing "what's the square root"
into Google, top suggestion was "of 69". I'm obviously very predictable.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)
# What are we, your animation bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I'm very much hoping so
partly I'm thinking

* It's a way to get you involved that isn't just "buy the mp3"
* I'm interested to see how this turns out - I want to see this
* Kunt was hassling me to make a video for him and I figured doing something community based would be more interesting than what I could do on my own
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Oh. OK
* Wonders off to collect together his collect of but plugs and his betamax video camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:29, archived)
# worth cracking open after effects for me thinks
just wondering how many slitty eyes in china were gonna get
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:29, archived)
# If this campaign works,
I'm hoping for a release of "the queen's cunt" for the diamond jubilee.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:40, archived)
# I've got a lot on but, there's a large version of Dodi Where's my car and I have a number of animated gifs from very old The Karma Sutra 2 which may come in handy for a quick mock up of what Wills and whatsherface might get up to, if they're of interest.


Click for whiskers view


(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:26, archived)
# I'm in.
Hells yeah.

Maybe an 5 sec animated version of this...?



Or maybe a gruesome rendition of Princess Anne's pitbulls mauling two victorian-looking street children.

What are people saying to that?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:27, archived)
# I don't think you should encourage them.
They're rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:53, archived)
# Bagsy the China bit!
(AKA "better get it done before someone else does")
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 5:03, archived)
# I'm working on one.
I'm using Flash. Will you want .swf or .fla format? If you want a huge .fla file, should we e-mail it or what?

/edit I've twittered this as well. Sorry for the repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# AM. NOT. SORRY*


*is so sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# =_=
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Bath Vader endorses this image.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
# yawwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)
# This is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:36, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Is the correct answer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:56, archived)
# erm, *filenames*
*orders twelve foot wide pan from spang industries*
you lunatic :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Set your course for Griffy's home planet of Alderspang
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:01, archived)
# *cancels previous order*
*orders a death star; with the power to spang a whole planet*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:07, archived)
# huh?
(right click=b3tards)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:34, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/ed6e00a77f19d9e44cba/lukeiamyourfava.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:43, archived)
# oh jeeeze... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:47, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)

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