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Saw this sign on the side of a truck yesterday (minus the odd addition). It confused me for several seconds.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:18, archived)

piozen in the food chain?

this is not science, this is madness

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:20, archived)

This is not rock 'n' roll, this is genocide!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:22, archived)

fishocide

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:23, archived)

Sorry.

This isn't fishocide, this is genocide!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:26, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:06, archived)

At first glance, I thought it was

Jesus.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:07, archived)

CatJesus saves!

(you the trouble of catching your own mouse and leaving the arse end for you to find with your bare feet)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:13, archived)

Exemplary methodology, nice one.

Of course, it'll have to be repeated hundreds of times to produce worthwhile data.
And then peer-reviewed. And I'd anticipate the kittin scientist community would require a much larger sample in order to really take the data seriously.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:14, archived)

the kittin scientist community is easily satisfied

and usually nod off after elevensies

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:17, archived)

Even when hurling a horde of spaniels at a wall?

Christ, their attention span must be even worse than m

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:20, archived)

hmmm?

sorry wasn't paying a ooh look! the numbers on my clock are different now

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:22, archived)

Did this for an Mc i like, he approached me

and he's passing my name on to a lot of other people, didnt pay for it but the rest will, just for coverage ;) and might get payed to do him an album cover :D really really excited.

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FIEND, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:55, archived)

Does he have a little bit of poo on his right hand?

Poo, is it, sir?

Is it poo?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:55, archived)

no haha

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FIEND, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:56, archived)

I like that you are excited.

I am concerned that this could be ready in a bad way, but it should not be. If the good way is not immediately apparent, just keep trying different ways until it sounds best to you. That is the way I mean it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:57, archived)

haha nah

i'll be happy no matter what :D

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FIEND, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:58, archived)

That's nice.

I like that.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:57, archived)

thank you

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FIEND, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:59, archived)

You're welcome.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:59, archived)

You wouldn't if it was your hands.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:00, archived)

Well they aren't, so I do.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:02, archived)

is it a brand of disinfectant?

;) woo!, very red :)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:01, archived)

Oh cool.

I was asked to do an album layout for a band once. But I didn't because I'm shit and whatnot.

Ttssattsr sideways heart.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 4:55, archived)

Cool

hope it works out for you :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 5:23, archived)

creepy, and nice

reminds me of that piece of footage bill bailey played at the end of his 'part troll' show.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 5:38, archived)

His hands are full of man milk

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:42, archived)

^ Bill Bailey?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:36, archived)

I did an album cover for someone off B3ta.

Don't know what happened to it or them, but it was ace.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:48, archived)

I made this:

What do you think?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:54, archived)

I now know that I prefer the

LATTER!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:56, archived)

So I took the former out:

But then I thought that maybe I preferred this:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:03, archived)

Yes,

This,

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:03, archived)

but only for oral

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:04, archived)

Not this?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:03, archived)

No.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:03, archived)

definitely the second one.

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arrangedletters, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:56, archived)

i think i prefer

ARgghHHH Damn you and your nightmare fuel

(wonderfully done though)

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FIEND, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:58, archived)

I think he's unlovable, in the cold light of day.

He's quite pale in real life. For example,

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:58, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:01, archived)

can't ... stop ... watching

:D clickindis

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:03, archived)

Second is seconded.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:59, archived)

i fucking love boris

in a totally gay way
edit, oops, second one :D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:02, archived)

I think this:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:04, archived)

And so you bally well should,

old boy.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:06, archived)

i wish you hadn't

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 4:57, archived)

someone on /talk asked me to do this

anyway
so im on this message board......when me son fell asleep and i thought, well, i may as well try sleeping too.......so i trolled for 5 minutes longer!!

double lol

night night
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:08, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
So who thinks Mortal Wombat is a nonce?

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:50, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
e certainly seems like one, thats a shit pun he's got as a name too

(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:51, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
i wish fannybitch was here to see this

(Dekionplexis IV Memory Upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:52, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
im here

(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:53, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
who dere?...i hear voice...soooo cold...
rip sweet fannybiatch

4rnrtz
(Dekionplexis IV Memory Upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:55, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
no 'a' in fannybitch squire

(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:55, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
sweet sweet fnnybitch

(Dekionplexis IV Memory Upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:57, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
that needs a 'u' in it

(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:58, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
itu
?!
(Dekionplexis IV Memory Upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:58, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
if your humour was to work there you would have wroted :
thaut
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:59, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
try harder

(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:00, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
i need sleeps n cheerios
farewell fnybich
(Dekionplexis IV Memory Upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:01, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
night night
derek irons plexiglass 4
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:01, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
I have no idea
as I don't know the person known as "mortal wombat" What is the evidence?
( oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:54, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
I dunno.
People seem to think it.
I don't know why.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:55, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
must be true then
everything you read in the newspapers and on the internet is true**

**may not be true
( oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:56, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
As long as it's not troo.

( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:01, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
I'll assume innocent until proven guilty.

( oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:04, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
he was found with images on his lap top
indecent images of children
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:55, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
I think the internet jury's still out on that one.
I'm on the NO side if that's any help.
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:55, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Oh it's like Mike Reids 'Runaround'
I'm going to stand on the 'NO' with you Studge.
( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:58, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
I'll join you
*waits for spotlight with fingers crossed*
( oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:00, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
RUNAROUND............NOW

( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:04, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
*stands still*
*looks around and suddenly feels very very lonely*

*jumps across at the last second*
( oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:06, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oayS_OgLvQ8&feature=related
( oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:09, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
the police, allegedly

( Frightguy, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:08, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
stop trying to guess who i am
cos im no one, its not a fake account, you'll twist yourselves into knots and accuse innocent people, i come here to copy funny images to my facebook account, read QOTW when i cant sleep and get the newsletter.......much too busy having a life to spend every wakin moment on here, im only on now cos my son is badly and sat at side of me watching DVD's cos he cant sleep and so i thought id piss y'all off.

Yours sincerely

a boy called lee
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:43, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
You're rubbish.
Next please.
( Mu has the cautious horn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:45, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
i know you are you said you are but what am i?

(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:49, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7114959
( Mu has the cautious horn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:52, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
thats good
its like a loop negating the need for us to repeat ourselves, good work, erm, 7 out of 10 for you
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:54, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
lol

( Gvpyczjppcl laverne you are so much better, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:45, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
your son is badly?

( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:46, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
badly/a bit poorly
high temerature, got asthma, we've had a father son cuddle and he might need the extra medicine of toy story DVD, he's settled now while i get accused of being shit, alas, if i was shit, i wouldn't be worth a reply, so i must not be shit
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:48, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallacy
( vladimir gentle self-satire, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:50, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
no no no, you've got me all wrong
couldnt give 2 figs what you think of my son being under the weather, he's my son i'll deal with him, you cunts can all fuck off when it comes to my son, and i'm really not looking for any of you to think of me as anything other than an irritating wankercunt, im just explaining why im on the internet at such a late hour
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:53, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
I thought you meant baldy
I bet he is though. Give him some calpol and its YOU that wants to see Toy Story isn't it?
( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:51, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Wait, frisbee-boy is baldmonkey's dad?
When did THAT happen The LOVELY HATD?
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:57, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
That thought just made my brain implode
That must have happened in a Carry on film at some point. NOT in real life.
I couldn't cope.
( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:00, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
too juch calpol today for the little beast
i over ruled him its true, he wanted toy story 2, number one is far better
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:57, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
haahhahaa...
GAWD. Does he NOT know anything?
( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:01, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
i know
fucking tosser
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:02, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
I BLAME THE PARENTS

( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:06, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
i would too

(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:06, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
It might be me.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:46, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

well I hope you're happy now, Muriel has had to go to bed with one of her sick headaches
( vladimir gentle self-satire, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:46, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
I know you**
**may not be true
( oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:46, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
your son is a baddie
dont let him steals da gold
(Dekionplexis IV Memory Upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:47, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
alright everyone?
remember parachat?
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:35, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
Somebody fill me in on what this is.
I've not got long.
Is Mortal Wombat being out attention seeked?
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:36, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
MWx100

( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:37, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
yes
by a long time reader first time poster
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:38, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
Heh..
Ace!
Have you ever been wound up at me?
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:38, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
dont think so
i dont particularily (real word? doubt it)

i dont particularly remember peoples names to be fair i only come on once or twice a week
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:40, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
Well.. Howdy..
I'm JMG. I'm the hero, I'm generally in control.
Me.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:43, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
howdy pardner

(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:44, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
and he's not kidding either

( oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:44, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
i assumed he wasn't
there was no 'lol' at the end of his sentence
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:49, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)

please stop making more work for Mrs Widderton, you know she's gone a bit peculiar these days and we can't afford to loose another one so soon
( vladimir gentle self-satire, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:37, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
oh that takes me back

(Dekionplexis IV Memory Upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:41, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
No Dekion, you're thinking of Paraquat.
The stuff you and Dave Trouser used to drink down by the canal.
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:44, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
rip sweet jimz
4vr n r rtz
(Dekionplexis IV Memory Upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:46, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
:,(
Poor Dave Trouser. We shall not smell his like again.
:(
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:47, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
No no no Studje
he is thinking of Parquet flooring that him and Dave Trouser used to slide along on on their knees while listening to Boney-M at a wedding.
( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:48, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
I was outside to watch the moonrise just now, it looked a bit like an orange shark fin.
:/
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:59, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
That must be nice where you are
even if it looks a bit sharky.
( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:03, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
It's a gorgeous evening, but we might well go into fog.
There's hardly a cloud in the sky at the moment but the relative humidity is 92%.
Still, at least nobody's flying.
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:10, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
So..
What did I miss?
( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:27, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Looks down
OH I SEE
( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:29, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
yeah
some right cunts on tonight
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:30, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
mostly me

(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:30, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
alright Wormulus

( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:32, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
who'm?

(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:33, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)

they're all making such a terrible mess :(((
( vladimir gentle self-satire, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:30, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Aint they!
I hope Mr.Bennett is booked in for a morning clean up.
( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:32, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

he can't do any of the heavy stuff since that accident with the wheelbarrow, we'll have to hope that it's one of Mrs Widderton's days, although I did catch her behaving very oddly on the stairs last wednesday week
( vladimir gentle self-satire, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:36, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
I thought that
she just has not been the same since the 'pepper in the soup' incident. I worry for her heart I really do.
( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:39, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
The Cosby Show
It's the one where Theo does meth and gangfucks Rudy.
(Dekionplexis IV Memory Upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:32, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Don't worry.
I've hardly posted.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:32, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Not much The LOVELY HATD.
*Panders*
Frisbee-boy's just having another mental breakdown. He's claiming to be called fannybitch now.
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:33, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
hello gorgeous!
No way Frisbee face is that quick at thinkin....
( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:35, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
We don't know. He might have taken MASSIVE SMARTDRUGS.

( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:37, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Or had an impromptu brain transplant.

( Gvpyczjppcl laverne you are so much better, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:37, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
He is a were-pig
So NO way..His mum put him to bed hours ago.
( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:42, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
is that praise?
thankyou very much, come the revolution, you will be spared
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:37, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
hahaha
no, im not a fake account i promise

im actually proud people think im someone notorious tho
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:36, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
CAUGHT!
Only frisbee-boy would describe himself as "notorious". Anyone else would say "dull needy spastic".
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:39, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Either him or Duran Duran.

( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:42, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Or that fat dead rap bloke.

( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:46, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Tupac?

( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:49, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Yeah.

( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:55, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Don't humour me studge

( Herb Alperts Taxi Driver is the Disco Exorcist., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:05, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
what would happen
if i just made loads of accounts up and copied and pasted everything thats already been written here as a new thread?

insults below please
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:14, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
yeah go for it.

( speshulknees dependent on coastal molluscs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:16, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

not now silly, your expecting it now
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:17, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
I suspect people would get really bored.
Insults? too late for that, I fear.
( the mighty badger is Macooly Cokein, covered in bees., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:16, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
@laverneshow if you guys go down, I will kill myself :( Listening since the very first day, been there all through uni. Some tough times..

( Gvpyczjppcl laverne you are so much better, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:17, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
I'm not really up to speed, these days
which one are you?
( the mighty badger is Macooly Cokein, covered in bees., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:18, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
I'm sibod.

( Gvpyczjppcl laverne you are so much better, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:19, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Ok, fair does.
it's good to check.

why are you posting twatter?
( the mighty badger is Macooly Cokein, covered in bees., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:21, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7114887
( Gvpyczjppcl laverne you are so much better, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:21, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
god speed.

( the mighty badger is Macooly Cokein, covered in bees., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:25, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
is this a twitter thing?
I'm astonished that someone that stupid is allowed to go to university.
( speshulknees dependent on coastal molluscs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:20, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Intelligence is rarely a decisive factor in selection these days.

( Gvpyczjppcl laverne you are so much better, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:23, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
This:
what would happen
if i just made loads of accounts up and copied and pasted everything thats already been written here as a new thread?

insults below please
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb, 1:14 …)
This is a normal postbut you're actually wrong
this is not a fake account, or a newbie, just been here bored and took an instant dislike to an elitist pair of arse kissing cunts, jesus, i only made one poor repetitive joke, tell em off miss, go on, tell em
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:11, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply
^^heheheheh STUPID HAT! or this
This:
what would happen
if i just made loads of accounts up and copied and pasted everything thats already been written here as a new thread?

insults below please
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb, 1:14 …)
This is a normal post
^^heheheheh STUPID HAT!
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:19, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply) im 28
I could beat that record now, in fact, I'm a third of the way there already This:
what would happen
if i just made loads of accounts up and copied and pasted everything thats already been written here as a new thread?

insults below please
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb, 1:14 …)
This is a normal postbut you're actually wrong
this is not a fake account, or a newbie, just been here bored and took an instant dislike to an elitist pair of arse kissing cunts, jesus, i only made one poor repetitive joke, tell em off miss, go on, tell em
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:11, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply
^^heheheheh STUPID HAT! or this
This:
what would happen
if i just made loads of accounts up and copied and pasted everything thats already been written here as a new thread?

insults below please
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb, 1:14 …)
This is a normal post
^^heheheheh STUPID HAT!
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:19, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:19, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
obsidian nipples. my friend.

( the mighty badger is Macooly Cokein, covered in bees., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:20, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
or this
This:
what would happen
if i just made loads of accounts up and copied and pasted everything thats already been written here as a new thread?

insults below please
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb, 1:14 …)
This is a normal post
^^heheheheh STUPID HAT!
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:19, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:20, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
i wouldnt
work n that

then id have the day to think 'fuck it, im goin to do the same tonight'
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:19, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
obsidian nipples. my friend.

( the mighty badger is Macooly Cokein, covered in bees., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:20, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
or this
This:
what would happen
if i just made loads of accounts up and copied and pasted everything thats already been written here as a new thread?

insults below please
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb, 1:14 …)
This is a normal post
^^heheheheh STUPID HAT!
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:19, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:20, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
You'd be back in the morning whinging about being sorry and banging on about what you've eaten.

( JackAction Killed, not dead., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:21, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
i wouldnt
work n that

then id have the day to think 'fuck it, im goin to do the same tonight'
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:24, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
Really? That's probably the saddest thing I've heard.

( JackAction Killed, not dead., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:25, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
thankyou
i like to be tragic on my tragic roundabout
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:27, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
Even compared to this?
in paddington station. Off to gape at Tardis set again. Train is full. Trying to gage how shocked people would be if i necked whisky neat.
( Gvpyczjppcl laverne you are so much better, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:29, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
i like the cut of your jib

(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:31, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
Poor Paddington Bear.
The years ain't been kind to him.
:(
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:35, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

This:
what would happen
if i just made loads of accounts up and copied and pasted everything thats already been written here as a new thread?

insults below please
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb, 1:14 …)
This is a normal postbut you're actually wrong
this is not a fake account, or a newbie, just been here bored and took an instant dislike to an elitist pair of arse kissing cunts, jesus, i only made one poor repetitive joke, tell em off miss, go on, tell em
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:11, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply
^^heheheheh STUPID HAT! or this
This:
what would happen
if i just made loads of accounts up and copied and pasted everything thats already been written here as a new thread?

insults below please
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb, 1:14 …)
This is a normal post
^^heheheheh STUPID HAT!
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:19, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:19, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
obsidian nipples. my friend.

( the mighty badger is Macooly Cokein, covered in bees., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:20, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
or this
This:
what would happen
if i just made loads of accounts up and copied and pasted everything thats already been written here as a new thread?

insults below please
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb, 1:14 …)
This is a normal post
^^heheheheh STUPID HAT!
( stuj BALDMONKEY FOR CHIEF MOD!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:19, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(fannybitch, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:20, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(Dekionplexis IV Memory Upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:23, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
YES!

( JackAction Killed, not dead., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:24, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

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what would happen
if i just made loads of accounts up and copied and pasted everything thats already been written here as a new thread?

insults below please
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:14, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
yeah go for it.

( speshulknees dependent on coastal molluscs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:16, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

not now silly, your expecting it now
(fannybitch doesnt give much of a rag mans trumpet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:17, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
I suspect people would get really bored.
Insults? too late for that, I fear.
( the mighty badger is Macooly Cokein, covered in bees., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:16, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
@laverneshow if you guys go down, I will kill myself :( Listening since the very first day, been there all through uni. Some tough times..

( Gvpyczjppcl laverne you are so much better, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:17, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
I'm not really up to speed, these days
which one are you?
( the mighty badger is Macooly Cokein, covered in bees., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:18, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
I'm sibod.

( Gvpyczjppcl laverne you are so much better, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:19, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Ok, fair does.
it's good to check.

why are you posting twatter?
( the mighty badger is Macooly Cokein, covered in bees., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:21, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7114887
( Gvpyczjppcl laverne you are so much better, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:21, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
is this a twitter thing?
I'm astonished that someone t

(sonofstuj is exactly who you think he is, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:33, archived)

I'm not getting the picture.

No really, where's the picture.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:38, archived)

I suppose I do have to thank you for the opportunity.

(

Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:54, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:55, archived)

twice...

not so good

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arrangedletters, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:55, archived)

...cock

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:59, archived)

tl;dr

couldn't be bothered the first time

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An Egg ,D, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:04, archived)

didn't read it

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:16, archived)

as my picture from last night was deleted you can use it

Click at your own risk once this has been seen it will scar your eyes

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:21, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:00, archived)

chat

CHAT -h = cat

I guess it's a compo entry, just he forgot to compo it.

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:58, archived)

Mummy's little soldier has just discovered the joys of the internet.

Bless.

(

Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:37, archived)

Is this art?

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:42, archived)

this is happening on /talk.......cunt

(sonofstuj is exactly who you think he is, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:28, archived)

Cheers love, I finally get to use it proper like.

(

Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:30, archived)

Sometimes I think people enjoy a post that's a load of bollocks.

Just so they can repost an old bit.

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:41, archived)

which is great!. ive always been looking for a time to repost this

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:49, archived)

Well I've seen it happen before.

Its not against the rules.

(

Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:53, archived)

To be fair,

that's a fairly new repost.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:03, archived)

Well, that's a refreshing new perspective.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:40, archived)

Cuckoo cuckoo

*runs fingers in circles round side of head*
CUCKOO

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:41, archived)

well...

that was kinda epic in an odd sort of way.

(

arrangedletters, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:52, archived)

...aaaand that you ignored.

Congratulations!

(

Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)

Musta bindun.

(

An Egg ,D, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:58, archived)

He must have a positive personality.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:05, archived)

That's why he's so fluffy.

(

An Egg ,D, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:15, archived)

THIS IS NOT A KITTEN.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:36, archived)

Is it a

tou can opener?

(

An Egg ,D, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:53, archived)

Or an apple macawer?

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:03, archived)

Lovely. Have a non sequitur:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:06, archived)

arf

silly

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4Q just lurking, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:12, archived)

You should have posted it in another thread.

(

An Egg ,D, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:18, archived)

i don't think it matters

especially considering what happen ^^^

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:50, archived)

yeah.

pop one in there!

(

An Egg ,D, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:03, archived)

fuckit, i'm doin' another

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:05, archived)

well link it

I've ignored that.

(

An Egg ,D, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:15, archived)

Lovely

lady gardener!

(

RedHouse over yonder, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:05, archived)

ooh damn

nice blinkage :)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:09, archived)

Im surprised...

that i havent seen the thundercats in this compo...

(click for bigger & better)

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:08, archived)

Or..

something shit like this...

(click for worse)

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:08, archived)

pea for the compo

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:36, archived)

hahahamental

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:37, archived)

They showed 'Micro Men' on BBC4 again this evening. It gave me this shit idea. Eventually.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:56, archived)

"There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."

nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/02/charlie_sheen_radio.html

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:01, archived)

Two men and half a brain.

I wonder what the context was though, perhaps it wasn't so bizarre in context?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:26, archived)

listening to the audio should remove all doubt

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:51, archived)

Have done.

Doubt removed.
He's an utter dick.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:52, archived)

Being Charlie Sheen means never having to say you're sorry.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:53, archived)

How I imagine The Daily Mail would use science

to explain what happens when same sex parents spend time with their children...

(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:28, archived)

he's a rocket man

burning out his kid's brain up there alone

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:30, archived)

The Daily Mail ain't the kind of place to raise your kids

In fact it's dumb as hell

(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:32, archived)

and there's no-one there to raise them

if you did

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:35, archived)

Haha

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:56, archived)

What was this?

www.b3ta.com/board/10347256

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:01, archived)

naked and nasty wrinkly royals

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:01, archived)

Arh........

I prefer Jerseys or Charlottes myself...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)

pfff

well, that's me spent.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:08, archived)

Night night....

I'm off for dinner.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:11, archived)

That's what is known as a proper head fuck.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)

Naah

the lasers fire out of his cock when he's fucking heads! :S

(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:50, archived)

This is an odd thing to say about Elton John,

but they seem as though they might actually be good parents and a settled, well adjusted couple, for all his madness.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:40, archived)

I've edited the title of the post to

make it more obvious it's opinion.

I agree, and think their child will have a good upbringing with it's loving parents. :)

(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:48, archived)

and a crib made of solid platinum

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:58, archived)

And lots of help from

au pairs and nannies and servants to make sure Elton doesn't actually have to do any of the downside parenting

not that I'm cynical

(Jazzspasm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:05, archived)

You do have to be cynical to post here,

but it doesn't help

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:14, archived)

Has he got his cock hanging out or is that a foot?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:44, archived)

that depends

has your cock got toes?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)

but it has an eye that sometimes cries salty tears...

(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)

it also wears a sock sometimes, doesn't it?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:51, archived)

Only

when I want to stop it's tears making a mess.

(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:53, archived)

a wise move

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:55, archived)

*takes notes*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:58, archived)

Wow, the baby somehow seems able to coalesce thermal energy from the surrounding atmosphere through the back of its head,

focus it through its optic nerves and dispense stern, but fair, musical criticism through its eyes!

How much? I want to send Bono one.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:53, archived)

Why, does Bono have some kind of connection to music?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)

Several members of his social circle used to.

Five lads from Oxford whose collective name temporarily escapes me, for example.
(note to self: winking emoticon here, or one of those 'tongue out' ones? Ninja edit quickly after piss break, DON'T FORGET, you know what he's like)
*EDIT*
Bah, mof refused to rise to the bait...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:08, archived)

I find this more amusing, if you remove the coma....

Why indeed........

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:12, archived)

NOOOOOO !

If we come out of the coma, we have to hear the sounds again!

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:15, archived)

It just amazes me how anyone can like them...!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:20, archived)

Give it time.

After 30 years, believe me, the amazement recedes into a sort of resigned, muted half-disgust.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:26, archived)

If you haven't already watched it

I really recommend the 'Bono' episode of South Park: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_Crap

(FatherChed, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)

haha,

Ta. Fingers crossed I'll stumble across it at some stage. 20 mins of video'd take half a day to buffer with this connection.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:10, archived)

Hahahahaha

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:02, archived)

The babies foot, makes it look like he's just popped out of the side of his shorts...

EDIT..... wobbly bloke already said that....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:21, archived)

Why aren't you entertaining me /board?

YOUR GAY.

/drunken good evening

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:51, archived)

Good evening.

In my day we didn't have to make our own entertainment!

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:11, archived)

Right I'm off to bed to sleep

Click for NSFW

~~Sleep~~ Wank

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:23, archived)

no idea why i clicked it

absolutely plain undoubtedly wrong to the nth degree

(

FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:23, archived)

the warning is very clear

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:24, archived)

not clear enough

should say DO NOT CLICK - CAN NOT UNSEE WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN
My eyes! My fucking eyes!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:28, archived)

WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK THAT?

*bleaches corneas*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:25, archived)

what has been seen can never be unseen

anyways night all

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:26, archived)

nighty night

*hopes for early onset of alzheimer's*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)

pissfuck

nite :)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)

Here. Use some of this.

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:32, archived)

thanks

i'm gonna need it :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:34, archived)

I needed it badly

when I was searching for a suitable picture to fit her torso. I saw terrible things:(

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:36, archived)

i'll bet you did

*shudders*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)

Eeeeks.... you want to see the new lady dragon.....!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:00, archived)

hahahahah its been deleted

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:31, archived)

some people have all the luck

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)

Ha ha ha 403'd

High fives at Imageshack mission control I'm guessing right now.

(

Smallbrainfield, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:32, archived)

^this

I thought that skunk from earlier was strong after all.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)

Ha ha ha... do this you fucking retard!

EDIT: Love you really...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:40, archived)

fucksocks image is in breach of imageshack policies

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:24, archived)

I tried to make Kitehens using science

but it went kinda wrong...

(Testicles just for you, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)

The "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE" is, albeit brief and concise, one of the most roundly satisfying critiques any artist can receive.

One to cut out 'n' keep, Mavis!

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:04, archived)

ahah. ahahahah.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)

This picture is not physically viable.

Take it away and try again.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)

if science has taught me anything

it's that anything is possible with enough science.
science and lubricant.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:18, archived)

I second THAT

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:25, archived)

Yes it is...

Before flight we iron the hen to make it flat.

(Testicles just for you, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:21, archived)

~~flat~~ really, really pissed off

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:17, archived)

It can't be pissed off if it's dead!

(Testicles just for you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)

Tell that to this crowd of zombies laying siege to our happy, peaceful small town.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:58, archived)

hahaha

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)

^ Cock

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)

>:(

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:22, archived)

Nope... Hen.

(Testicles just for you, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:23, archived)

I'll give you my opinion if it ever finishes loading

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:23, archived)

ha ha!

...although it's more likely than you think

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:24, archived)

Floaty light...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)

floating stuff rules

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:13, archived)

Yay....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:02, archived)

it is

sooooooooooo satisfrying. mmmmmmmmmm

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:09, archived)

THIS IS A NEW LOW

or high, rather.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:12, archived)

have a quick soapy one.

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magictoast, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:45, archived)

have a quick soapy one

with farmer palm and his five daughters

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)

you fuck a farmer? (albeit in a menage a sept)

'madam palm' surely?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)

Seven?

You're from Norfolk?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)

the farmer, his five daughters, and fiendy

7, you mathematically challenged buffoon

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)

NO NEED TO BE RUDE MAN

NO NEED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:55, archived)

Not counting the Spanish Inquisition naturally

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:55, archived)

naturally

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:56, archived)

Madam Palm?

You're suggesting he fucks a tree?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)

nor if it were Madam Steel, would i be suggesting he shag a metal bar.
surnames are rarely literal

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)

Tell that to Ms. Crabs :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)

what about

Ms.tits ? :D

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)

I drank an entire bar once.

Ouch! I was a metal bar.
No, IT was a metal bar. It.
No, hang on-

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:23, archived)

i like that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)

thank you!

Much appreciated.

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magictoast, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)

Cool

I like your photos

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)

Thanks!

I'm put them on here to see if they're ok or not. And I'm really bad at evaluating my stuff.
So thanks.

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magictoast, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

what are we, your photography evaluating bitches?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:56, archived)

Ha ha!

That's a kinky step too weird even for me.

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magictoast, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)

slightly obtuse reference

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=82k&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=site%3A+b3ta.com+%22what+are+we%22+bitches&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)

Again with the rudeness.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)

what is the soap resting on?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

beetlebum

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)

soapy beetlebum

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)

best of all the beetlebums

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:07, archived)

indeed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:09, archived)

Just the sink.

Horrible colour isn't it. B&Q's 'flaccid cock pink'.

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magictoast, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)

it is a nasty colour

but better than that bloody avocado everyone used to have

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)

Think an IKEA soap dish might improve it?

your signature line makes me smile. "Mr. Flibble's very cross...".

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magictoast, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:05, archived)

best episode EVER.

and yes, i'd go for brushed chrome.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)

Good plan.

Thanks for that. I'll post it when it's improved.

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magictoast, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:07, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)

Nice....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:10, archived)

I love these...

Are they for figures for model railways etc?

(Testicles just for you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:39, archived)

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Kaiser, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)

ooops

also: welcome back!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)

&%#!

*blushes*

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Kaiser, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)

Paedophiles.

Cats. It's simple.

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helmetcream, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)

All hail the mighty Fuzzbucket

king of the Random image generator *kneels*

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)

also: welcome back!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:41, archived)

Also

sprach Zarathustra

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helmetcream, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)

so i've heard

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpJ6anurfuw

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Kaiser, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)

Rissing here

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)

i never saw THIS on The Blue Planet!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)

you probably did

but not visible

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Kaiser, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)

bioluminescence FTW

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)

fluffehtittykitty

a hard day in the lab and time to dream of silicone

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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:59, archived)

WINNNERERERERRRR

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sooperdave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)

Hamtoucher

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)

it'd definitely keep you warm

but i don't fancy getting my nips clawed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)

That's not your pic, is it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

what he said

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:24, archived)

Oh dear!

I've seen that before

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)

Here, I made this just for you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)

nicely

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:09, archived)

VLC RETARD CONE

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:26, archived)

well done fannybaws!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)

thats fucking awesome

and hilarious

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:18, archived)

ta
don't fucking laugh to his face though

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)

hahahahah

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)

Putting the 'edible' in Incredible.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)

yeah

don't wanna mess with that little fella!

(Roxon, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:11, archived)

apt sig

otherwise, no.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)

busted

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)

woo

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)

ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)

Hello New Person

In the 11 months and 12 days you have been here you may not have noticed
that this place is for your original and hummusfull work and not for
the stuff you found on the interweb. I hope you have noticed now.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:23, archived)

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)

hahahaha!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)

Haa haaa!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)

snort

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:40, archived)

I think

I've still got that issue somewhere. I must go and look for it.

Zip O'Lightning was the strip, as I recall.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:53, archived)

This brings a whole new meaning to kittens with tits!

*clicks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)

Please knob off

It's not rocket science to read the FAQ and not post crap you have found elsewhere.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:44, archived)

fuck off knobrot

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:55, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:41, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:55, archived)

hahahahaha!

he doesn't need help!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:58, archived)

Hammond and his special organ

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:02, archived)

hehheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:03, archived)

I asked Reg Dixon about that

he said, "Well, it's a organ"

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)

hahaha

aww, Im struck as to why the post above with the un photoshopped pic has more comments than this.... :D

i know what you look like also ;) mwahahah

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)

aaaargh!

b3ta.com/board/10347050

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)

Oh, you fucker

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)

it's your fucking fault

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)

You love it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)

i do indeed

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)

I was looking for sauce and got distracted...(NSFW)!

www.yahooovacation.com/images/teen_bikini_pics7.jpg

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)

mmmmmmm

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)

I think I found the sauce

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)

i can see how you got distracted

that's a nice little boat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)

Yeah...uh-hem...I'd like to sail it on some rough seas...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)

and fill it with seamen, no doubt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:43, archived)

Actually I was going to invite those girls.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)

there were girls?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)

Sex kittens!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:53, archived)

furry!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:55, archived)

Hahahahaha

Fucking hell

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)

i was having a deja vu moment, then I remembered this:

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)

looks like peter ustinov in logan's run

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)

mmmmmmmm....jenny agutter in skintight velour *drools*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)

but she wasn't wearing skintight velour

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:42, archived)

skin tight something though

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:44, archived)

her clothes were decidedly loose and floaty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)

You're totally spoiling this for him

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:46, archived)

i only watched it last week

there was no tight clothing on anyone except doc and the sandmen

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)

i wonder what i'm thinking of then

unless i've somehow lumped it in with colonel deering off buck rogers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)

possibly

for a moment, i confused logan's run with soylent green.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:51, archived)

i just googled it, and found smash to be correct

i also got a semi on looking at the pics, so that's a bonus

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)

mmmmmmmm....jenny agutter having taken off that outfit *drools*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:46, archived)

yes, she did get naked

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)

Santa Claus...the off months.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)

if i had to give

presents to every ungrateful little fucker in the world IN ONE NIGHT and then go home covered in soot and reeking of sherry and mince pies, i'd spend the rest of the year getting pissed, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)

This sorta mad?

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)

DON'T MIND IF I DO!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)

The Shinning!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:41, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)

!!!

www.b3ta.com/board/10347065

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:42, archived)

*giggles*

I don't like that they're not wearing safety goggles though. Completely irresponsible.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:43, archived)

i can't help but imagine which part of the cat they are holding

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)

this is so wrong

and yet so very right

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:46, archived)

The twisted minds of b3ta.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)

"As a token of the forthcoming co-operation between our two companies,

I'd like to present you with a complimentary sample of one of our more successful lines."
Peter Smith, CEO of Feline Fleshlights, inc.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)

this is a

cat-ass-trophy

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:01, archived)

Jamnogs dad......!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:58, archived)

Compo it!

It should win

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)

FIGHT!

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)

Stop coming back to life, Jesus you shit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)

On the other hand....

.... he can never finish his opponent. He always ends up curing the bastard.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)

I think the one with the tits will win on points then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)

Normally I'd be up for

purple tit action but I don't fancy jiggling hers much.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)

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