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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# hahahaha
"I VIL MAKE ITZ VIT"
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha WOO
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Maybe they prefer a kitty in a tank............................................?

(if this is flashing, it's a b3tards error)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# If it doesn't fit . . . make it split !
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Anyone interested in my ring?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Needs more naked cameraman reflection.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# o_0
Naked photographer, in the dentists surgery, with the novocaine. Worst. Cluedo. Ever.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# All the unexpected ?

(please be gentlemen, this is my first image on b3ta... after one year of fun looking at yours)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha
Works for me! *clicks*
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Love it!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Accepts Paypal
Pick up only!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Bad flashbacks maaaan.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# hahahaha
looking at his swollen conk, it looks like he also has a wee drinking problem
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
This is much better xD
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Haha
Oh hai popular shroom
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I'm trippin' on this.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahaha! Mushrooms!

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I'm sitting here visualising the CRUMP! noise in the unseen last frame and giggling
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha....
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Where did you find three(?) stock images of the same frustrated plumber?
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:17, archived)
# inmagine.com
Can't believe this has been FP'ed.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
#
Is that Hilary Swank?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Ah a SmallBrainfield classic
Is this the second time it's been FP'd ??
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 19:02, archived)
#
When I see Hilary Swank, I pop to the bathroom for a major...
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:05, archived)
# His nose reminds me of that famous mario FP from a couple of years back....
COCKNOSE!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# i have to see this :D
EDIT: unless you mean the one that Hitlers Barber has just used up above

RE-EDIT: embarrasing, i thought this was my post, ughhhh *fetches coffee*
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I can't remember who did it
I'd have to trawl...
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# you'll have to now
i won't let you leave b3ta until you do
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I'm trying
very trying
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Ah you mean the underage guy who posted a pic of his cock on b3ta and it got FP'd?
I have a copy at home I think in my special files. Er, I mean I don't know what you are talking about

edit: I would try and find it in b3ta Search but since the weekend downtime for updates and improvements, we no longer have a search.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Yep That's the one!
I had forgotten he was underage though :O
I can't find it ..... not yet anyway.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# It was for a challenge wasn't it?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Yeh, can't remember which one though
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# hahahaha
log into b3tards witht he password "password" maybe that's it (don't, it's a flacid cock)

that's odd, a cock getting fp'd, b3ta must have been a bit strange back in the day.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)
# It was a folded cock
There was a fair bit of uproar but it was quite tame really .... if he was overage.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# hehe
Nice cockage
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# sonia o'sullivan plus a lot of smudging equals this.....
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Great stuff!
I really liked the Hank Hill one too.
:D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)
# thanks :)
i tried to make this realistic but liquifying the face made it look really weird, so i went smudge crazy.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Huh-huh. Huh-huh-huh-huh!
Woo!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# This is aces
*click
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# appreciate it bud
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Damnit Rattlehead, don't make me smack your ass again
*click*
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
# shhhhhh
don't let the others know!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# he he he he he
you said ass
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Hah hah hah...pull my finger!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha my hero!
Can't wait for the new episodes
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:24, archived)
# George's choice of dress had an unexpected effect from his fellow Stormtroopers
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Isn't that dress a little short for a stormtrooper?
Woo!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
#
depends how you like your stormtoopers
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# They're going gay for him?
:O
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Has the one on the left
got a boner?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Haha - erection problem source in the 3rd frame
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha true
looooooser
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Still
wood
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Oh, absolutely.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
BIKINI NEXT!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Don't ask her to make a brew, it's...

Didn't get time to post this in the draw-off on Wednesday due to the works firewall slamming shut, which meant I didn't get to see any of the pics everyone posted until that evening. Basically woo to everyone that took part, they were uniformly ace! If you want another draw off next week, whap your suggestions out below and I'll do a poll in a bit. Tars!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Tis worth a woo
Bunnies in action is a suggestion =D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Or show you her tits!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Tramps!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I vote for this ^
Just cos I like drawing weird-lookin' peoples.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Holy shit! It's my candle day!

(old pic)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# 6 years!
Happy candle day :D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Oh, I just missed my 15,000th post.
I've got my cock out if that counts.
/Interesting train journey blog
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Woo to you, insane number of posts person!
I've been here fore 6 years and I'm not even at 2000! Pffft.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:12, archived)
# There's no pride in being a gobshite, I assure you
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Happy Zumfday!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)
# happy candleday
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Happy b3taday, young rapscallion
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Musicals that should never happen.


edit: and freaking woo! to the pic!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# She looks quite annoyed by the person pointing that flashlight directly at her eyes
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I've known secretaries like her.
Have a WOO!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Christ
Vinegar Tits McGee claims her latest victim
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# 'lo
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# 'ullo dere
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# I only commented on how smashing her blouse was!
Nicely :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Woo:D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Ha! YEeeeeaaaaahhh! I still love the Ombudsman.
Did you see my Robo-community-support-officer yesterday? Sorry I didn't post on the Weds. Sleep deprivation and silliness are to blame.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Just timespazzed back for a look, very nice indeed!
Also, happy b3taday!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Cheers fella!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Hippy B3taday!
and so close to your 'real' birthday!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# how about...
food fight.
Or
Courtroom drama?

And woopic :D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)
# WYH
*wishes I could draw*
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
# any can draw
you just need hands
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# What a bitch!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# :D
Ace!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:22, archived)
# He looks eager!
Woo
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Won't be too eager for part 2
Deworming your dog :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# :(
Paw doggie!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Jeremy's cousin?
Jonathan the annoying hound?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I like that idea :)
Maybe he could be Jeremy's sidekick
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I like this :D
have a CLICKY!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# :D
Ta!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# This is wonderful
I love the cut of your jib
*click*
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# What ho, 'pot!
:D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# What Ho! Mr Antibiotic
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# looks like my dog
only he's less happy looking =D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# He'll get used to it
:)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Silly kittin, mace is not for insershin!
Woo!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Oh yes it is!
It'll probably bring a tear to his eye!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# As in ...
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:16, archived)
# That's a different definition of "puppy love"
Have a cat related pea.


(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Heheheh
top spongage ;)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Nice have a
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# *feels honoured*
:D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Is it lunchtime yet?


For lunch today, I'm making three sandwiches:
1. old amsterdam cheese with fresh tomatoes and mustard
2. roast beef with some freshly ground pepper and sea salt
3. boiled egg and red pesto,
washed down with some tea and fruit juice.

What are you having for lunch today?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I'm gonna have a Large Papa Johns Alfresco Pizza!
Congrats!!

:D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# What's on that?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)
# tomato and cheese, I imagine.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Caramelised red and yellow pepper confit, goats cheese, cherry toms, onions with a balsamic sauce drizzled over the top
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# holy shit
I mean BRAW!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Not very meaty but what it lacks in meat it makes up for with vegetables.
:)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Vegetables cannot make up for meat, it's against the laws of physics

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# the very idea has made me feel physically sick
I will need to eat some meat to calm my stomach.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Obviously not at a 1:1 ratio....
:)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Not even at a 47:1 ratio...
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# The fact you never mentioned the cheese over the vegetables relegates your status as a foodie.
;)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Maybe there's no proper cheese involved, just that goatspunk

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# But you would have the meat and forget the cheese would you
*shakes head*
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# meat>cheese>vegetables
Although obviously peppers and tomatoes are fruits.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Shit, so I only have 1 veg and some "goats punk"
That's no good at all!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# 1:1 meat/veg ratio sounds about right

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:30, archived)
# *looks at leftover curry chicken*
*migrates*
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Curried chickens migrate?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Ignore those nasty people with their meat comments
That is a top pizza and no mistake.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# S'alright I'm used to it
:D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Yay!
I'm having some leftover tortilla.
It's got bacon, sausage, mushrooms & red peppers in it.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Spanish or Mexican type tortilla?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Oh Spanish
It's not heated and I'm having ketchup with it
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Nice and eggy
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Woo!
I am having a nervous breakdown for lunch.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# bet that tastes salty
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I suggest eating chips with that
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Nice to have a bit of variation
I don't know what I'm having yet, but there's a high chance it will be a chicken salad baguette washed down with a pint of semi-skilled milt.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Mmm...
...milt.

i mistyped a URL yesterday and ended up at milfhunter.com

it did not satisfy my craving for milt.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# That must have been terribly disappointing
I suggest you make up for it with a nice creamy pint of full-fact milt
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I thought you were a bap man
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I used to be very much a bap man
but that sandwich shop closed down after I'd eaten them all out of baps.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Try eating the new place out of baguettes
and in the meantime the old place may stock up and the new place will eventually run out of baguettes.

You can then return to your baps.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# It's always nice to return to some baps
after a run of baguettes.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Moral bankruptcy with desolation and anonymity
Served with a side salad of ineptitude and brutal sardonic mockery.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# No drink?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:15, archived)
# I had that for breakfast.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# what I'm having for lunch isn't THAT interesting
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Maybe not to you
but it will be for us.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Out with it
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# ok
Pressed foie gras with peppered Madeira jelly, smoked duck, peach and almond crumble
Ravioli of lobster, langoustine and salmon poached
in a light bisque, with a tomato chutney
Fillet of turbot with braised
baby gem lettuce and cep sauce
Cannon of Cornish lamb with confit shoulder, ratatouille and thyme jus
.....and one waffer thin :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Cor
no ketchup though?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# admittedly it would help it all slide down better
but it's fattening
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Yeah, yeah......
But what are you having as a main course?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# don't know yet
o'm going foraging in the kitchen soon.
It will probably involve eggs. And cheese.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Have cheesey eggs
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Have eggy cheese
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Have cheesey poached eggs!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Cheggers plays pop!
no wait..
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahanomnomnom!
might give the clingfilm method a try.
Any tips?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I have a great tip.
Never use cling film for anything!

Not only is it evil, but it is also a cunt.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# *kitchenlols*
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)
# DO IT NOW
& add cheese ftw!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)
# ok, soon
i'll report back with my findings
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# I just made 55 biscuits.
Otherwise, I have nothing to add.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I think that'll suffice for now
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Crunchynut cornflakes
slackers lunch
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Shit, that needs to be real
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# needs more
morgan freeman
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Burritos!
\o/
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Ayeeeeeee chihuahua!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Flamenco Gin pasties
smeared in sunblushed maidens and roasted nipples
for afters, pudding.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I would like to know the location of this fine-sounding eatery.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)
# You just want his nipples
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I'm having fried egg sandwich with tomato ketchup :D
then going take the kids to the funfair
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# ;-)
kids to the funfair piss something rotten.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# fuuuuck!!!!...that's gottta be a first.....getting money OFF the CSA
congrats
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:30, archived)
# over pad them :D
bye going to the funfair:D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# So basically you paid too much and you're getting your money back
Incredible story
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# I can't keep up with all these eufemisms for taking a shit
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I think it means taking a shit while the toilet is mid-flush
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Whooop!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Something from Camden Lock
I will be more sure in fourty minutes
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Malnourished pike, with turd and shopping trolley?

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
I need to run you up a new award, I reckon. :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# An overwhelming sense of ennui?
That's what I get when visiting Camden Lock.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Get something interesting
;)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# FOOD POISONING PROBABLY!!
if you don't return we'll know
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Home-made salt beef
with mustard and dill pickles on rye bread. And a mug of tea (maybe two)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Top fact
Oh hang on, it's Dixiepoo!

1. A warm croissant with strangled egg. This will be followed by
2. Mango/pawpaw/kiwi fruit salad
3. Profit.....
4. ......eroles!

I shall end my lunch with chocolate smeared around my mouth and I will be ALL of the happies.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Haha, nice
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# NICE!?
I am eating profiteroles!
At lunch time!

Crrrrrrrikey they are were delicious.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Okay, how about: nice and decadent?
;)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Splendid.

i'm having a ham salad sandwich on home made oatmeal bread.

salt and vinegar hula hoops

pink and white wafer for afters

a cup of tea.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I want hula hoops now
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# ^ This.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# 'e's 'avin' 'oops!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# hoops!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Fucking hell, that pic was a long time ago hahaha. I can confirm that the rest of the facts are absolutely true.
Grilled fillet of yellow fin tuna with lentils and lemon-chilli vinaigrette, washed down with a ice cold glass of cola diรจte
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# You!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I'm always there
Like the smell of corpse in a pensioner's flat

;) *waves*
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# can you stop dripping into the flat below please.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# That's a bit posh for lunch!
Sorry, Mediocre. I know it's your lunch/facts thread but I cannot stop myself from commenting
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# It sounds a hell of a lot posher than it actualy turned out to be...
Canteen food.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# That's a very yellow lunch
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# The lentils were brown. So the whole plate looked like the inside of a pair of an incontinent tramp's pants.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)
# *drools*

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# that's my dinner sorted, then
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# A panic attack, with a side order of disappointment.
No chips.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I'm having that tomorrow!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Pancakes!
with bacon and cheese for lunch and then with Nutella and banana for that sweet transition.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# \o\ /o/
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Is this lunch of the day?
I'm on tenterhooks!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Okay, it is then!

It most made me want it was my lunch today
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Woot!
Double win!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# chicken sandwich and a tall glass of V8 vegetable juice
and that's it.

i feel inadequate now :(
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I'm sure it happens to every man every once in a while
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)
#
cold left over pizza, pipas, and cold green tea.
no time today! raar!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Ended up with jerk chicken in a wrap with salad
in a hot chilie sauce, the heat of which is now being quenched with coke
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# That sounds nom :(
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:38, archived)
# It was an intence sauce
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Not bad!

In fact, wish I had that
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# This does sound quite tasty.
Was it self made or a Boots Meal Deal?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Two guys who said it was their mum's recipe
Very tasty :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Sorry it's a bit Q&D

I had to do it but all credit for the joke, must go to Keith Lemon...
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:04, archived)
# needs more "what are you having for lunch?" it seems
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Or some originality perhaps :D
You win some.....some are shit
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# /board is the new /talk.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# this calls for
"MULTIPLEPICTUREPOST MAN"......ONLY HE CAN SAVE US NOW!!!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Erm...
Throughout the 2005-2006 television season Garofalo appeared on The West Wing as Louise Thornton a controversial campaign adviser to the fictional Democratic presidential nominee. The Gruffalo has sold over 3.5 million copies in 31 editions worldwide.

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Snap!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Ahh
oh well.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:00, archived)
# crackle & pop
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:00, archived)
# *makes period joke*
Nice pic, by the way.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Pffft
:D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Arf!
*picks and prepares fly agaric funguseses*
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Here's a non flying one.....
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# popular style :D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha
*checks watch*
;)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# :D
mine stopped way back.....once a day it's right though
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# *head assplodes*
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# why do i love freebase so much?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Racist.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Hahah only just saw this!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Where can I buy a brolly like that?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Reminds me of that old footage of a flying machine that clearly never would.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I think it would've flown, if they'd found the right pilot.
if they'd found the right pilot.Definitely human error.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# *Waits for lamp post*
Woo!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:53, archived)
# yay................"hold on lil' fella"
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# wooooooo!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Diego Madonna, must've been done? Maybe not from this angle??
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Would
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Eeeep!
Thighs!
:D



(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# :D
Slight T.J: Did anyone see the female version of David Cameron on Masterchef last night?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Dunno.
Have a Madonna kebab.

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Oooof....
I bet that would keep sliding off the pole.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:58, archived)
# One portion only!!
:D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Stupid cheap lighters....

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# That's no moon rockit!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:35, archived)
# More of a boom rockit.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:36, archived)
# boom BOOM rockit up bruv yes boss DJ
DROP DA BASS!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Surprised they didn't put Cat Bin Lady in there:)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Hmmmm.... damnit. Why didn't I think of that?
:D

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:37, archived)
# That's why you're the muscles of this outfit:P
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*doesn't understand but laughs anyway*
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Point proven! ;)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Prefer dog.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:39, archived)
# You prefer dog? Me get you dog. Verr' good, no bones.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I Laika!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Ha ha!
am I the only one who got that? Shirley knott...
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# hahahaha, ya loon!
Is that one of her Majesty's pups?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Hang on a minute, I'll ask her....
I'll ask her....
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:39, archived)
# No it's not.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# heehee
She mad for the textin' she is!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Did he get them from the pound shop :D
boxer dog
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Finish him Barry!
:D

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Excellent!
I reckon if I chucked away all the lighters that didn't work in my house we would float off into space.... and ting.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# haha....they always show you one working in the shop
...then do "the swap" :D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:42, archived)
# This is why I don't like cats much.
Bastards.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:44, archived)
# ^
Evil bastards! and they can't spell. :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Yay!
Genuine office lollage - well done that man :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Ha Ha!
It's not the lighter, it's the lack of opposable thumbs!

*click*
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 23:25, archived)
# hahah

:D
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure about kittens doing Science, will Cats do?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:54, archived)
# he's a bit dusky
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)
# would, wouldn't, would after a couple of beers
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
# You sir...
are clearly not a man of Science.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Needs more science.
EDIT: oh, that's his name. I thought he was called Catty Catkins or somesuch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_FmADVggCk
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Have some kitten science:
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# That's the good stuff, right there.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Cheers!
Just a shame it's not chinchilla science...

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Mars-mallow? That's some range...
:D

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Bugger.
I spe nd all day writing sciency stuff for international publications, rarely needing to spell check, yet whenever I write anything for b3ta, it lal truns to shet.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Too skinny, Too man, Too fackin' slaaaaag!
Scientific reasoning right there^
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:25, archived)
# wonky nose, wonky gender, wonky not your mum.
^better science right there.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I'd put my deely in Deely
even if it did split her open.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:36, archived)
# They do seances?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Needs more "doing"
I can just imagine his face as the one at the back gets her strap-on up him.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Time for a name change!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:15, archived)
# hehehe
Watch the One Show much this week?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# like i can watch anything other than cbeebies!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:19, archived)
# The end of a lovely day is at 7 pm, just in time for the one show to begin :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# the end of a day
is at 9pm when the tiny boy decides he may aswell go to fucking sleep!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# oh dear :(
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Mk 1 used to go to bed around 11 pm and sleep straight through to 8 am most nights.
Now it's 8.30 pm to 7.00 am for both of them. Not too bad, really.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# that's pretty awesome
though, 7pm to 8.30 am would be a jackpot!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Ah, I should qualify that somewhat.
She was in the bed with us at nights and when it came to feeding, it was a case of Mrs Boris roling over, ensuring a correct connection and drifting off to sleep as the fuel was flowing, so maybe twice a night, she was awake for thirty seconds. I probably caused far more disturbance with the occasional snoring.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] he assured me he wants it for scientific research
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Beautifully motion!
WYH!

Cat's gonna get caught though, have you seen them things attack?
:D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Gonna get to caught!
Now my shirt
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:06, archived)
# So gonna to get caught
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# at least it's not been a dog
or something
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
# maybe it's fin had just grow


(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# All the cat will be absorbed by it been a pirahna
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:43, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:50, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# feesh! :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:01, archived)
# :D have a
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Needs more magenta cock
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:25, archived)
# name three things that don't!


(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Lynn Faulds Wood
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh heh. Also, tenuous roasting of peas...


sports science...
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:28, archived)
# arf :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Mmmm!
wriggly cat sausage for the hard up . . . it'll help to make both ends meat . . . or summat


(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# morning!


Click for bigger (179 kb)


Totally forgot the reason for this woefully shite and unoriginal effort.....anyone seen "taters" i want to have a word?

ting
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:49, archived)
# mmm pie
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Is it wrong that I want to have sexeh with these pies?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:59, archived)
# MMmmm
Just looked up 3.14 pies.
Now I need cayke!!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:02, archived)
# My friend is a gynaecologist and a baker
He has his fingers in a lot of pies

/Tim Vine
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Mmmm
juicy thumb pies!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Comin' dahn Schrodinger's tonight?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:07, archived)
# I'll be doing that tonight
but with less cat
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:24, archived)
# You're supposed to get out of your box on a Friday
not in it!
:)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Box raves are the best tyoe
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:29, archived)
# Big fish, little fish...
...Schrรถdinger's box!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:19, archived)
# I like naughty content.
'ningles all. Just had an British customer ask me, 'Where is the nearest Bank of England?'
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:25, archived)
# you're kidding?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:35, archived)
# well I'm sitting here thinking 'so fucking what?'
if someone came up to me and asked
'where's the bank of scotland?'
I'd say
"well, you've got the bank of Scotland that's over there and
The Royal bank of Scotland, over there"

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:36, archived)
# The Bank of England isn't really a bank
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:53, archived)
# I find that strange to be honest
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:55, archived)
# When I first moved down here I found it strange too
I expected to see branches of the Bank of England on every corner, it had never occurred to me it wasn't really a bank.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:59, archived)
# stupid engladshirers
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Nope.
He had some gold he wanted to change for money:P
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Are you sure it wasn't a german?
Auric Goldfinger or Simon Gruber? They're quite good at accents, you know.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Naaa
All the nazi gold is in Switzerland. :P
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Needs more Armstrong & Miller
"And do you know what, bruv? Sir was, like, all up in my face and shit? And I was all like "Bovvered?" and shit? And then he was all testy and shit and totally gave me detention? And that's like totally against my human rights and shit because I could sue him for that and I'm not lying."
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:31, archived)
# love the british pilot sketches
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:37, archived)
# I love Ben Miller's wife.....
Belinda Stewart-Wilson

*goes weak at the knees*

:D

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:52, archived)
# *googles*
cor!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:57, archived)
# oooh I didn't know she was his misses :)

she is fine indeed
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Will's mum is fit!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Indeed.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# They're written by Simon Blackwell
Better known for The Thick Of It, In The Loop, Four Lions.
Doing a show with Armando in the states called Veep, about
A female vice-president played by Elaine out of Seinfeld.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Really?
Interesting.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:58, archived)
# are you his agent? :D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Nah, he was following me on the twitter
Helped me with a cover letter.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# nice :)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# The Thick Of It is quite wonderful.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, archived)
# saw Armstrong last night playing Clive Sinclair in a BBC4 drama about Sinclair vs Acorn in the 80s
it was pretty good
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:44, archived)
# he's brilliant in that
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I like him - flying the flag for not being embarassed to be middle class.
He seems genuine and normal.

Second series, not so good, but the third one picked up again.

However, doing that gameshow is pretty rubbish, but he needs to pay the bills, I imagine.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Ah, that's waht it was!
Saw a few seconds when randomly channel hopping last night, I knew I'd seen it before but couldn't work it out in the 10 seconds I gave myself to do so.

He was excellent in it.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:03, archived)
# brap brap!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] a optical delusion
Ning!!!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:13, archived)
# Nope.... Doesn't work for me...
I can never do these things...
:(
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:32, archived)
# It's a sailboat
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:29, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:34, archived)
# 1988 NO COMPROMISE
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:38, archived)
# Hahaha
If this burns too much tell me and I'll link it


'nings all!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:18, archived)
# Let me know if this burns and I'll laugh
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:24, archived)
# GAHHH SHE BURNS!!!
:D
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Ouch
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:28, archived)
# ^ The Littlest Hobo?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:38, archived)
# There's a voice.....
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Have people not got better things to do with their time?

/class.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:55, archived)
# thats so fucking funny!!!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 22:45, archived)
# An improvement.
All we need now if for her to disappear. Permanently.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I love this
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:08, archived)
# You can have 2 more then :)


(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:29, archived)
# tiny side penis woos!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:45, archived)
# ^Cheers all!^
Had to go and do some work - gah!!!
Coffee and fag break now. Hoorah!!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Have you lost your mind?
IT'S FRIDAY!!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Aaaah, no work, no pay, sadly
/self-employed blog
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:00, archived)
# same here
best thing I ever did...(workwise)
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:03, archived)
# *Whole-heartedly agrees
Although staff Xmas parties can be a bit dull.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:13, archived)
# No work no pay?
are you Claims Direct?:O
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:16, archived)
# that corn looks like it has a tuppence
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:18, archived)
# That's some corn smut right there.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:20, archived)
# Hot corn on corn action
barstards image shack deleted lat nights pic
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:22, archived)
# Why don't you use the b3ta hosting?
That's a question, not a suggestion. I don't use it myself so I don't really know what it's like.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:24, archived)
# it's not worked for about 6 months :(
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:29, archived)
# What about b3tards.com?
I know it's a bit flakey because all the pics disappear sometimes, but it works most of the time.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:32, archived)
# I have my own image host page
I'll stick it online and use that
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:48, archived)
# It is as slow as a big slow thing...
but once you get you image loaded it is ok, apart from when it goes down and you can't delete images from it any more...

EDIT: PS: That is that in the original post???

EDITED EDIT: NING B3TA!
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:33, archived)
# It's corn smut.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:42, archived)
# Ok so it turns out I have used it 3 times, I'd forgotten all about it.

This was one of the forgotten masterpieces.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:36, archived)
# holy fucking shit
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:28, archived)
# haha yeah
Some of the other faces I tried on it were actually nastier, this was kind of a compromise.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:29, archived)
# Hahaha
I've 'ad her.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:15, archived)
# Ear-ee as feck!
Woo ha!
:)

Edit:
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:20, archived)
# KILL IT
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Is that a cancercob?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:34, archived)
# C.O.C.O.C?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Coconut cocks?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:50, archived)
# cocococks
They even turn the milk...... salty?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:56, archived)
# jesus christ
that's nasty
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:33, archived)
# dropped on of those badboys off this morning
need to eat less fibre
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:45, archived)

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