HOGIS ! hogis reminds me of the olden b3tas, before the resession. when net savy people could fuck about on tinternets without the boss looking over your shoulder.
working 12 hours in a shitty minimum wage job killed it for me ... what killed it for you?
(amoebaboychose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 3 Aug 2014, 21:35,
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(smokinfish* All time exists simultaneously *,
Sun 3 Aug 2014, 18:38,
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maybe we're both sharing the same lucid dream
*pinChes self*
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Aug 2014, 18:28,
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Every moment of time exists outside of time, not simultaneously
"simultaneously" is opposed to consecutively, and that needs some kind of time extraneous to time for the moments to be consecutive or simultaneous in, which leads to the question of whether the moments in that time outside of time are themselves simultaneous or not, which leads to an endless regress and is silly and wrong.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Sun 3 Aug 2014, 18:35,
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last time
that I try to be hipster
(smokinfish* All time exists simultaneously *,
Sun 3 Aug 2014, 18:36,
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I feel like I can almost remember something about a site that creates fake BBC news sites, hope that helps.
It had a misleading URL that looked a bit like the BBC one, or something.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Sun 3 Aug 2014, 18:40,
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that is
great, thanks Felix! At least I wasn't dreaming then
(smokinfish* All time exists simultaneously *,
Sun 3 Aug 2014, 18:48,
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we have a responsibility to them....like we did towards the Ugandan asians and the Hong Kong residents.
(CanonCaliberA big bore,
Sun 3 Aug 2014, 15:09,
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ah, i see, i thought you meant we invite the israeli settlers here, they have an even more prodigious rate of construction
if the palestinians came they would simply extend the network of middle eastern eateries further up the edgware road, which'd be ok as the north needs more hummus
I didn't know Alex Graham had been writing Freb Basset since the late 60's
they had a different editorial policy at the Daily Mail for a while eh?
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:16,
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Alex sneaked this one pass the censors though...
big secret fan of the K9 was Alex*
for the purposes of this bit
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:18,
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It's a lonely life being a cartoonist
it's impossible not to talk from the heart when writing a daily column in the nations best selling gossip rag.
impossible
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:19,
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It was at this point the Editor called Alex in for a meeting...
What do you mean by 'Lipstick' exactly Alex?
Alex tried hard to conceal his growing erection...
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:22,
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'Timmy' was what Alex's imaginary friend called his boss, the Editor...
the Editor...
Just wait....
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:23,
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Alex headaches got worse
he wasn't sure how long his wife had been at her Mum's for...
Make it a double mate.
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:25,
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'Alex old chap, seriously, what is this?'
seriously what is this?'
You know I can't print this in the Mail on Sunday. What's all this about?
Are you ok? Alex?
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:27,
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She wasn't even answering his calls now
Thi'll teach the bitch! Where's that bottle of Johnny Walker?
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:30,
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'I can see you're not happy here Alex'
No hard feelings eh old boy? we'll make sure you're not put out of your house and everything. Do Sunday's and we'll have to call it a day after that mate. Alex I'm...
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:32,
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Rumours still circulate that perhaps the last ever Fred Bassett strip
May not have been penned by the late great Alex Graham himself...
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:40,
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A Vigil was held at the Mail offices
And it was remembered how good it had been at the start.
"Great work Alex my lad keep that up eh? Keep it up lad"
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:43,
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"Keep them scared" said the Boss.
Alex didn't know why he just needed the work. The mortgage was crippling him the kids hate him and the mother in law... what was this? A fucking Les Dawson joke? No it's your life Alex pull it together you've only got one!
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:53,
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EPIC
Also, I wonder what's up with the double eyebrow motif? Sure sign of a diseased mind
(Tagnutloves pies,
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:41,
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He was really starting to fade at this point
anger was twisting him more than he would allow himself to believe
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:45,
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Met Graham's daughter.
Graham is dead but his daughter now does them. Initially on his death she just re-issued her dad's old cartoons . She's not a patch on her dad, not grasped the basset nature quite the same. She was at a big Basset Hound Club do at Newark show ground, (250 bassets there), 10 years ago, selling signed originals.
(MaxineBassetBetty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 9:13,
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good inside info with the morning coffee #3
(macroscian(1 like),
Sat 2 Aug 2014, 9:23,
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(MaxineBassetBetty Basset Bombs are Better,
Fri 1 Aug 2014, 22:25,
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Speaking of Whore Licks Balls
THE HISTORY OF MALTEASERS BY GAIJINTENDO
Malteasers were invented by the same people who invented Horlicks in the 1930s.
After they created the snack, they had to think of a name. The first suggestion was "Horlics balls", which of course was discounted.
They briefly played with the idea of calling them Ball Teasers, as they were a tasty light, but moreish snack.
After a well travelled employee pointed out the issues with that name, they settled on "MALT EASERS", as they were considered to be an energy provider, and also a mild sedative (Horlicks' main function).
That quickly became malt'easers, then finally, Malteasers.
MALTEASER FACT:
Malteasers have no 'join' because they are made in zero gravity. In fact, Amercian Rocket technology was developed specifically to reduce the cost of manufacture after WW2. Known as the great Snacks Race, it spawned NASA.
The Russians developed the snack called "BROWN BALLS" in parallel.
Good night!
(gaijintendoRegular Member,
Fri 1 Aug 2014, 23:06,
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wow!...didn't know NASA made Maltesers in space......awesome!!!!