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[challenge entry] As known by children since like forever
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:54, archived)
# "The Milkybras are on me"?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:59, archived)
# Arf!
The creamiest bra!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:00, archived)
# "I'm a secret Limmy Aids drinker..."
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Never gulp, only sip.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:16, archived)
# FP this now
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:15, archived)
# MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 22:08, archived)
# ...that's no moon...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 18:56, archived)
# Soz..
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:07, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:38, archived)
# He's waving!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 22:21, archived)
# rather brilliant =)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Just dirty (I'm not good enough to make anything quick)

(PS sorry for the ninja delete but maybe no one noticed as it's pub o'clock)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:59, archived)
# 'sup, /board?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:56, archived)
# she never did answer any questions about who his father was
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:31, archived)
# ...but when he got old enough to google it, he got a shock.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:52, archived)
# Too soon, dude!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:47, archived)
# I like to think that giraffe could live on like this.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:51, archived)
# There was "lots of blood", he tweeted.
modern day Murder, she wrote
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 18:02, archived)
# Western Scrote
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This series is ace!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:14, archived)
# le petit champs de cerveau!
Comment ça va?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:16, archived)
# Très bien merci
...and there ends my knowledge of french.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Best. Comics. Ever
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
# What happened in issues 1-4?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:45, archived)
# TJ: Is b3tards dead?
Where do people host nowadays?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:47, archived)
# i use Post Image
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:48, archived)
# yes it is
I use b3ta's own hosting
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:50, archived)
# Thanks chaps...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Me too
To be honest I didn't even know that b3tards existed until all the brouhaha
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Teabagging, choking, bungee jumping and genital mutilation
Keep up! :D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:53, archived)
# Consecutively or concurrently?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:57, archived)
# I don't know anything about you, but this series is the best thing you have ever done,
and will never be bettered. Keep it up.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 21:22, archived)
# I want to see the inside pages!
Kickstarter it.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 22:11, archived)
# This is braw
Would subscribe
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 22:48, archived)
# If your latex ball-bag gift is missing from the cover please see your newsagent.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 14:28, archived)
# HA HA!!
oh fuck.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:00, archived)
# hiya, how's it going over here then?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:12, archived)
# yeah, well, you're all doing great aren't ya?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:41, archived)
# Sorry Doves, some people have terrible manners over here.
Nice to see you. How have you been?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 18:16, archived)
# OK THEN FUCK YOU
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:17, archived)
# Ecch.
Every day little Johnny would bring the teacher a little paper bag and leave it on the desk, and every day the teacher would open the bag and find it full of chocolate covered raisins which she would share with the other teachers at lunchtime. One day, little Johnny didn't leave a little paper bag on the teachers desk. The teacher asked Johnny why he hadn't left a paper bag of chocolate covered raisins for her that day, to which Johnny replied; "My rabbit died, miss".
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:15, archived)
#
ha ha
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] And this...

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:22, archived)
# OH GOOD GOD MAN WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:57, archived)
# Eeeeeuuuuurrrrgh.
*click*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:43, archived)
# winner
(, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:55, archived)
# Newsletter subjlols suggestions
lets have topical one liners
from the moaners and whiners
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:56, archived)
# B3ta newsletter 638
as reliable as a Gaza ceasefire
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:03, archived)
# Do you enjoy eating PIG SNOT? Then you're sure to enjoy this NEWSLETTER!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:03, archived)
# *generic comment here*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:05, archived)
# As friendly as an Israelli handshake.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:08, archived)
# "ENTER MY TERRORIST TUNNEL AND SEE MY GAZA STRIP!"
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:49, archived)
# That need's to be a sex card in an Israelli phonebox
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:59, archived)
# 'OCCUPY MY NEUTRAL ZONE WITH YOUR TROOPS'
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:13, archived)
# "DROP YOUR LOAD AND BLOW THEIR DOORS IN"
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:16, archived)
# 'CARPET BOMB MY U.N. SCHOOL'
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:20, archived)
# "FUCK MY GAZA FACE"
*change of pace*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:07, archived)
# *comment*
*click*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Haha
The horror
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha this is why I come to b3ta
(, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 15:29, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 22:24, archived)
# STOP TEASING US!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Let's keep up the pretense
Everyone look busy
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:13, archived)
# This edition arriving on time... unlike some airlines
*so very sorry*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:13, archived)
# ceci n'est pas un newsletter
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:19, archived)
# What newsletter?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:22, archived)
# Contains more points than the English Gymnastics Team
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:25, archived)
# Newsletter
newsletter, newsletter, newsletter, newsletter, newsletter, newsletter, newsletter. In not more than fourteen words.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Cornflakes
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Freebs!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:12, archived)
# BLOWING UP IN YOUR INBOX LIKE A TOPICAL NATURAL DISASTER, MISSING AIRCRAFT OR ESCALATING REGIONAL CONFLICT.
I think that covers most bases.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:35, archived)
# TUNNOCKS, ISRAEL, PUTIN, EBOLA, GAS PRICES, MORE ISRAEL. Next up; the weather with Carol.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:37, archived)
# ASPARAGUS PISS FINGERS
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:38, archived)
# "Porco Rosso, cleared to taxi, proceed to runway one-niner, standby".
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:39, archived)
# 'Not available on the internet'
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Now available on the "Dark Web "
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:34, archived)
# This would not come as a complete surprise tbh.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:35, archived)
# THIS ONE TIME I WAS DRUNK AND WALKED OUT INTO THE COUNTRY AND A HORSE STARED AT ME FROM A FIELD AND ALL I COULD THINK WAS HOW DOES HE KNOW I'M PISSED?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:41, archived)
# 'God doesn't understand /Bugs and feature requests'
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:42, archived)
# HappyToast found dead -- drbroon being held for questioning
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:43, archived)
# haha what??
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)
# angins too good 4 u
bern im
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 14:23, archived)
# When you order online, you will be sent a link to the b3ta newsletter
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:44, archived)
# The internet's very own solitary old man in the pub invites you to 'finish his crossword', as it were.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:45, archived)
# B3ta; hiding behind bodyguards and fucking your ex
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:45, archived)
# ^
Genuine lol
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:50, archived)
# Newsletter writer wanted.....apply within
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:46, archived)
# THIS B3TA GAME IS SHIT, THE CONTROLS ARE UNRESPONSIVE AND THE GRAPHICS ARE CRUDE AND POORLY ANIMATED. SHIT LEVEL DESIGN AND STUPID NPCS. COME ON DEVS SORT IT OUT FFS 2/10
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:47, archived)
# copying the first review of every greenlit game on steam doesn't count :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
rumbled!

You need to get DayZ sometime man, join us...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:55, archived)
# That game scares me lol
I've got the mod one for Arma 2, not the standalone one though, could never get it to run properly :(
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha, no-one can get it to run properly!
My mate just upgraded his machine to full PC Master Race status, spent over a grand and a half and he's lucky if he gets 40 FPS.

It's buggy as fuck, but it has a certain charm. I've never been as shit scared playing a game as I have with DayZ. The zombies are a bit crap, but when you meet other players it is intense.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:01, archived)
# I've seen the torture vids
It's like A Serbian Film but with zombies.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:10, archived)
# Yeah, there's some sick puppies playing.
A lot of players are just playing it as deathmatch at the moment. It's the others that you have to watch out for, the 'hey man, follow me over here' types are the worst. That never ends well. I've met a few people and teamed up, but unless you really know them you never know if or when they're going to turn on you.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:19, archived)
# Reading the Walking Dead comics at the moment
It is like a DayZ diary, a lot more volatile than the comics, well worth a read even if you've seen them all on the box (different enough to warrent it).

I'd like to see all the kids from COD playing that game just to see them go ferral.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:25, archived)
# I've read around about the first hundred Walking Dead comics
It gets pretty fucking dark, doesn't it? The governor sequence was probably the grimmest thing I've ever read in a comic.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Haven't reached that point yet
Still in the prison (although that's well fucked up), very dark at present, looks like they've had to tone it down for the show (which is saying something lol). Just reached the point where swordgirl has appeared.

I am looking forward to the Governor bits to see how they compare :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:55, archived)
# It goes to a very very dark place.
I struggled to read it.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:16, archived)
# IT TOOK ALL DAY TO FUCKING DOWNLOAD AND IT'S ALL STUTTERY AND SHIT I HAVE A 64GB 8 CORE XEON FOR FUCKS SAKE!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha
WTF coderz lern 2 code
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:54, archived)
# THEY IS ALL DOIN A MODERN APPRNTISHIP LOL INNIT
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:55, archived)
# They iz all not gettin paid when I run off wiv da Kickstarter fund, rofl
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:58, archived)
# They thought they were going to get 30K
They won't even get a cup of tea! LOLZ
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:00, archived)
# There used to be a game for the ZX Spectrum called Dictator.
One of the purchases you could make as supreme ruler of your domain was an escape helicopter. This would be my first purchase if I ran a Kickstarter fund.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:04, archived)
# crowdfunding lol
I did have a punt on this though.

Also, This is going to be fantastic :D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha, that film looks ace!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:25, archived)
# Wow, Kung Fury looks awesome :D
Reminds me alot of Farcry Blood Dragon
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:33, archived)
# You wait for ages and ages, then 3 arrive at once.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:50, archived)
# So I was like totally walking along the roadside and I was like totally eating like a total candy bar and like I was like
PAY ME MONEY OR I CONTINUE THE STORY
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:51, archived)
# 'b3ta's version of The Dead Parrot Sketch'
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Genuine LOLs®
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:28, archived)
# Ebolab3ta!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:12, archived)
# GET BENT
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Mods, you're not very consistent here
Anyone pretending to be Gilgamesh was banned on sight not that long ago. In the interests of fair play can you start banning anyone pretending to be THFH yeah thanks
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:31, archived)
# I retrospectively endorse this post
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Both Jew and Palestinian friendly.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:38, archived)
# And for those reasons, I'm out.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Are you black and have a summer cold? Get to the London underground and scare the shit out of everyone.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:43, archived)
# well ghey
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:58, archived)
# THARZ IS THER NEWZ AT TERN, BURRRRNNNGGG!
*belms*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Get Pact!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Hello, hello. It's good to be back, it's good to be back
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 14:45, archived)
# YOU DEAD BASTARD
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 14:55, archived)
# wanking in a hot office
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:00, archived)
# OMG WELL IF IT AIN'T THE FUCKING NEWSLETTER!
Huzzah!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:23, archived)
# B3ta cancels newsletter delivery contract with airport baggage handlers after only 2 weeks
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:50, archived)
# YES WE SOMETIMES MISS A FEW ISSUES BUT AT LEAST WE DIDN'T BOMB ANY SCHOOLS
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Plucks your pubes with extreme prejudice
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Sponsored by Secret Cinema.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Erm...is this a ploy to get folk posting?
Notice how they're not posting pictures, see them as they disappear until next week. Feast your eyes on these poor, few, minuscule fucks that are left to give. Have a gander at the bloated b3ta corpse as it farts it's last putrid stench into the abyss...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 17:42, archived)
# they're all busy hitting f5 on facebook
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 18:04, archived)
# And playing Crimebossfarmcrushcandyvillemafia
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 18:08, archived)
# ^winner
Now try fitting all that on the subject line
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 18:48, archived)
# b3ta: closing down sale now on!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:46, archived)
# Nice to know that God still loves the "moaners and whiners" who comprise His flock.
/get bent, cunt
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] tears and sweat.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:38, archived)
# Oh good I thought it was just piss
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
# they put that one in to the export one.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:45, archived)
# That doesn't bode well for me liking the export over the normal stuff
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:11, archived)
# the heart wants what the heart wants...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:43, archived)
#

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:30, archived)
# if only there were some alternative
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:33, archived)
# preferably ascii-only
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:36, archived)
#
While we're at it, what the fuck has happened to the newsletters?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:36, archived)
# no idea, but feel free to suggest a Subjlols anyway
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:41, archived)
# let's just have a newsletter in this thread, can't be that hard
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:48, archived)
# yep the template looks about right, now write the text
that seems to be the sticking point of late
Joel has got a new video out this week, so maybe that will push a newsletter out the flap
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:52, archived)
# ctrl+c
ctrl+v
Oh really? I hope it's something about sausages. Sausages are fucking hilarious.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:53, archived)
# We hope it's chips....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:06, archived)
#
Yeah, you have a point.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:30, archived)
# "abandon shlp"
"We've been hit up the stern by a talkpaedo "
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:41, archived)
# "It's no good, were gonna need a smaller boat"
:D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:45, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:46, archived)
# hah
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:49, archived)
# "Loose lips sink ships "
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:55, archived)
# Cannibal rats!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:19, archived)
# I'm no rat!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:33, archived)
# you're supposed to spam your website or cafepress or some shit
That's what b3ta's for now.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:47, archived)
# I don't have a website :(
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha, is that aimed at me or smallbrainfield?
why get upset about such a tiny thing? People have been putting links on the their posts since b3ta began
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:12, archived)
# not aimed at individuals
Just happening more recently, a lot of the remaining posters are pimping. An observation, rather than being upset. I agree it always happened, but there was other stuff then.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:30, archived)
# there might be even more now that the parody laws have finally been changed
(it's what prompted me to actually put a redbubble thing up to sell after all these years)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:37, archived)
# ok
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:45, archived)
# You might still get a DCMA takedown every now and then. I've had five so far.
/proud
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:07, archived)
# Oh, ok then
www.redbubble.com/people/smallbrainfield/portfolio

People have always done this. Nobody is saying you have to click though.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:53, archived)
# I know, I'm not being angry or upset about it and i agree that some people have always done it
Just a bit of a comment on the few remaining regular posters. I just posted an idea that made me laugh, people have always done this.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:03, archived)
# T'is cool. Now then, about my Redbubble portfolio...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:05, archived)
# what is redbubble?
*edit* Ah... like etsy it seems...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] morning


(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:07, archived)
# I think this one's common knowledge
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:09, archived)
# Hahaha
That gets a big fat click from me.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:34, archived)
# Yummy!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:41, archived)
# Schthlurrrrp!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Eh?
Red food coloring is made from crush beetles, so not far off.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Ghastly stuff.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 6:00, archived)
# Haha
nasty
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 6:06, archived)
# Bleached baby, bleached baby, minced up by man
You'll be sushi with slice of Crayola
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:09, archived)
# Haha, good stuff
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:30, archived)
# happy happy mincer =)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:41, archived)
# Shaved Kung-Fu Panda.
No wonder he wanted to quit working in the food industry.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:35, archived)
# I love when b3ta makes me extremely uncomfortable
it sounds sarcastic but it's not!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 5:54, archived)
# Ace,ace, baby!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 23:52, archived)
# With a garnish of green-dyed punk rocker pubes.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] His father's canine is deceased
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:56, archived)
# Because Rob fingered it to death?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:10, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:15, archived)
# like an old Pope :(
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:30, archived)
# Oi!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:36, archived)
# Koi!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:47, archived)
# Ken Dodd? His dads dog's dead!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:40, archived)
# Hurrah. At last. You have won 7 prize points.
The lowest point value prize is 100 points. So unfortunately you don't actually get anything. (Been to a fairground recently).
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:07, archived)
# I too got this bit,
but I'm still non the wiser...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 14:30, archived)
# I am
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:52, archived)
# Holy Sound Effects Batman!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Great handle
is that what you call the flushy bit?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:26, archived)
# probably in this case it's called the Bat Handle
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:29, archived)
# batflaps
mmmm ~.~;;
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:31, archived)
# I miss the batman who is like a Sherlock Holmes
with the ability to solder.
Battocks!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:35, archived)
# finally, a reason for bale to grunt all he wants, shame he's out of the picture
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:32, archived)
# haha! I've now got the mental image of Christian Bale in full Batman outfit sat on the bog
angrily looking left and right for the loo roll and shouting for Alfred to bring some
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:33, archived)
# he's just laid something in the toilet
something elemental, something terrifying
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:38, archived)
# "I AM THE NIGHT...SOIL!"
declares each dark and brooding turd
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:53, archived)
# bindun dood ;)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:32, archived)
# can't see any 60s sound effects :P
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:33, archived)
# : D

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:48, archived)
# Doo-dle-doo-dle-doo-dle-doo-dle-doooooooo
I can hear that trumpet music with the spiny bat symbol as he flushes.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:33, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Wait, I've got one!
"BATSHIT"
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:08, archived)
# newt!
love it
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:10, archived)
# Ooh Batman seems to have cellulite on his thighs!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:00, archived)
# "HOLY FAT BAT-HANDS, CRAPMAN..."
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:49, archived)
# i just noticed his little bat-winky hanging down
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 2:49, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:11, archived)
# I like this
And there is a handy checkbox here for me to register this in the form of a counter which will increment a number on the Happy Toast's post
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:32, archived)
# For some reason, you seem to have forgotten
'FaPUNNNGGGG-tshhh'
:@ )
Otherwise mightily splendid!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)
# 'GLONK'
Ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)
# THUNDERING SPUNKSACKS!!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:30, archived)
# haha! he's giving him the bricks!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:35, archived)
# Only if you catch your thumbs
:)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:48, archived)
# The issues are getting larger (so to speak) whilst the price is going...up..Oh, I see..
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:56, archived)
# Inflation be damned
The Scrote will be 12p FOREVER!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:05, archived)
# HUZZAH! AND THRICELY SO!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:49, archived)
# The backstory is growing.
:)

WILL OUR HERO COME OUT WELL?
OR IS HE BALLSED?!

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:05, archived)
# Surely the Genital Mutilator has a weakness.
Will we ever find out...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:09, archived)
# Enter: THE GUARDIANISTA
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:15, archived)
# As a last resort he reaches for the safety of the carbonite cup.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Whoever it is, their genitals are so powerful they mock his pitiful attempts at mutilation.
Which is not a thing I would generally expect to say.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:27, archived)
# Superballs.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:57, archived)
# I do like all these.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:02, archived)
# I owe you 48p now, well worth it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:52, archived)
# Cracking nipples!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:50, archived)
# DUPLICATE THEM!!
That's my sons answer any way ;)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:33, archived)
# I made up a new Fetish
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha
;)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:42, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
How sweet!

Edit: No duvet version?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:46, archived)
# I was tempted, but it meant uploading a bigger version
/effort
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:13, archived)
# Time to yellow up!
Oh hang on, is that still racist ...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:53, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:13, archived)
# Who has the Holly Would West Bank spoonerism to hand?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:58, archived)
# oh my!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Taking yiffing to a whole new level
Woo
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:31, archived)
# it's like Bronies but with fatter, sweatier men
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:36, archived)
# Can you get sweatier and fatter than bronies?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:42, archived)
# good point
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:31, archived)
# Stumpy bum fun!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:57, archived)
# See also:
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:50, archived)
# TGMTFH
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] WHERE IS YOUR VEGETARIAN SAUSAGE GOD NOW
Re-added to make it smallerer, sorry!

_Eh0Cz on Make A Gif, Animated Gifsmake
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:39, archived)
# you don't need to delete, you can use the edit button
that saves you from deleting peoples replies
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:40, archived)
# oh HAI!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:28, archived)
# Come on Mozza, just a push and a gush
Now, who's for gravy?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Yum! Needs some mustard.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:51, archived)
# He started something he couldn't finish
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirty but you get the idea :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:04, archived)

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