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# I know, about as subtle as Daily Mail Cartoonist...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:10, archived)
# The bloke talking is lying
In truth, they both always lie
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 15:06, archived)
# and anyone who listens to them
will need a helping hand...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 15:19, archived)
# Can someone paste in an image of Jennifer Connolly looking a bit older
before we reply to that one, please?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 15:44, archived)
# "i have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city, to take back the child that you have stolen"
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 15:55, archived)
# "Sir Ludo, canst thou summon up the very rocks?"
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:16, archived)
# "sure, rocks friends"
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:22, archived)
# You remind of the babe.
Oh, sorry...my mistake.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 17:06, archived)
# cheek!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 17:09, archived)
# You want the thread above, love.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 17:11, archived)
# you're a very naughty person
and now i'm going home, as i have chicken to defrost.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] *cough* Sunny, Black and the 7 (NY) Giants.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:46, archived)
# The Little Mermaid?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:57, archived)
# nailed it!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 13:03, archived)
# wait a minute!
where's my pop-up book!?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 13:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 13:15, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 13:21, archived)
# WHAT'S ALL THIS FUCKLIFT STUFF?
I DON'T GET IT.
*sits on thumbs*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 13:36, archived)
# I thinks it's the new QOTW
I haz FUCKFLIFT coz...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 13:52, archived)
#
Attending a shit is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I fucked up and realised I'd nicked most of the cats and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a criminal had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps. Tell us more of your boring stories.This week's challenge is all about messing with the weather. Give us Benny Hill Singing in the snow and brighten up the Queen's Tears in the rain speech. This week we're going to apply the Carry on film treatment to as many other films as we can think of.
Think double entendres, awful jokes and bras flying off. ooh matron.This week we want to see awful jokes and bras flying off. ooh matron. Fill the shelves of the local church shop with exciting new stock.This weeks image challenge is to depict awful jokes and bras flying off. ooh matron. Show us stupid ideas and foolish endeavours, bonus points for awful jokes and bras flying off. ooh matron.
games.usvsth3m.com/easy-games/connect-one/ (pure shit)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Ha
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 15:13, archived)
# Racist
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] we're gonna need a bigger sledge...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:13, archived)
# Haha very good

Yes I am going to FL all your pictures ;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:20, archived)
# haha...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
FUCK it! What do I do now
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:26, archived)
# fucklift pop up book?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:28, archived)
# Back in a bit!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this...etc
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:05, archived)
# I think it will win
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:13, archived)
# the
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:23, archived)
# compo
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:27, archived)
# this guy?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:23, archived)
# st
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:24, archived)
# What? A?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 18:16, archived)
# I hope this wins!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Brrrrrrrr…..
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:49, archived)
# HA!
:)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:10, archived)
# Words on an image, I know...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:45, archived)
# "Gottle o' gear"
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:52, archived)
# I don't understand
where are the fucklifts?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:24, archived)
# Just crossing the Ukraine border now sir
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:12, archived)
# But it's okay, they're *volunteers*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:21, archived)
# *likes*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 17:47, archived)
# What are 'fucklifts'?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Let me explain this to you
through the means of interpretative dance
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:25, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 1:23, archived)
# Nice David Low reference
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 15:56, archived)
# Wow
60 year old joke revisted
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 17:47, archived)
#
the old ones are the best
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 18:02, archived)
# soz
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:19, archived)
# ha ha

(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:22, archived)
# Pffft
Woo
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:15, archived)
# turned out nice again
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] 10 minutes to Wapner...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha
97x the future of rock and roll
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:12, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:14, archived)
# Of course, he's an excellent skiver.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:31, archived)
# inspired =)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:51, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Shit AND a TOAP
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:04, archived)
# could well be the SWEDEN project
not quite winter yet but nearly there
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 16:36, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Lady with nice smile
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:33, archived)
# She had a fucked up bloodshot right eye this morning
Nice one Daddper!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:36, archived)
# Her fists fly after a couple of Malibus.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:37, archived)
# This is actually true.*
*allegedly
but she's not as violent as the LOVELY Laura Tobin.*
*fact
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 14:44, archived)
# and now, the weather on 67P

(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:40, archived)
# Fantastic picture that isn't it
I almost thought you did nothing to it :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
took me a minute
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:43, archived)
# *arrives late at the party*

(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Diamond Giza
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:26, archived)
# Nice Ninj
I only just realised how much they look like the original Cylons?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:29, archived)
# Cheers Q!
Yes, they do! That front red slit :)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:31, archived)
# Now we just need them in the wind
Nice :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:30, archived)
# Cheers Froggie
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:31, archived)
# I knew it was your picture before I even saw it!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:32, archived)
# :)
\0/
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Why does it not say Ninj on it??
Im looking, but not seeing it... thats my favourite bit, looking for the name :(
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:42, archived)
# Hehe
Soz robney :)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:43, archived)
# you could've srung him along a bit there
Keep looking Mcplum!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:54, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:57, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:00, archived)
# :D
nice tagging! very subtle
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:04, archived)
# you can fuck right off...
:)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:26, archived)
# HAHA
Needs more piss?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:27, archived)
# haha!
try singing with a gobful of sand
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:30, archived)
# Something to try on the youngest one!
Fucking song(s)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:31, archived)
# I feel your pain!
Let it FUCKING go!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:56, archived)
# Haha FUCK it aaaaaaall FUCK it aaaaaaaaall, don't give a shit anymore
Hi Mr Box. Haven't seen you for ages... I think
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:02, archived)
# Acity
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:32, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:55, archived)
# Grumpy Sugar cubes
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:18, archived)
# Took me a few seconds
Skillz again sir
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:25, archived)
# Haha, cheers
One of the faces he pulls in the boardroom
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:26, archived)
# While flirting with Nick
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:29, archived)
# haha
as Nick pouts back at him
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:33, archived)
# And Karren scratches her bollocks under the table
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
exactly
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Lovely Q!!
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:25, archived)
# Ning mate
:)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:28, archived)
# These are ace
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:40, archived)
# Cor!
Looks a bit like Nixon....
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] oh jack, it's going everywhere!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:56, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:58, archived)
# haha, that's smashing
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:05, archived)
# *inserts joke about ice cream giving you brain freeze*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I believe this meets the criteria
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:14, archived)
# if he keeps swingin like that
he's gonna hurt himself.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:17, archived)
# Why it's Keith Richards...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:15, archived)
# ok - who let an Aussie onto the design team?


no apols for seams ... no time for anything else ...


edit 1035: just seen photos of the actual lander on actual comet ...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:55, archived)
# Kangaroo feet?

(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:57, archived)
# lift it and they will fuck
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:58, archived)
# HA!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:07, archived)
# boing!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:05, archived)
# *mourns seamhorses*
:(
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:44, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Why are there always AT-AT's in your pictures?
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:50, archived)
# DRYTH
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:51, archived)
# Also: 606 BAD FUCKLIFT COMMAND
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:52, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:54, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:57, archived)
# Nice
I like that 'welcome' font?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:17, archived)
# Heheeh
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:31, archived)
# It'th tho brathing.
*click*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] here you go then.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:36, archived)
# Nice one :D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha!
NOW we've got a film!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:00, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha great
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:44, archived)
# this is how happy i get when it snows.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:46, archived)
# snow is inherently joyful
unlike it's evil misery cousin slushy ice
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:48, archived)
# nobody really ever runs to the window to see the boring rain.
or wind. but snow! snow is ace.
any film with snow in can be classed as a xmas film.
apart from maybe dead snow.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:57, archived)
# haha, true
But 'The Shining'?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:24, archived)
# yeah, that's a xmas film,
they're staying in a hotel (like they do in home alone 2)
playing in the snow, spending time with the family, the occasional drink, it's all xmas.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:27, archived)
# this must be a candidate then:
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:30, archived)
# set in winter yeah?
when's xmas? winter.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:32, archived)
# they seemed to have a swell time:
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:35, archived)
# *spitzenklasse*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:45, archived)
# erm
*thanks*
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:46, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:52, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Climate Change

This week's challenge is all about messing with the weather.
Give us Gene Kelly Singing in the snow and brighten up Rutger Hauer's Tears in the rain speech.
Challenge suggested by monkeon.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 8:47, archived)
# WTF! MOD CUNT

FUCK the weather. Anyway we don't need your compo
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:02, archived)
# forklifts was the only one you didn't vote for, it would have won if you had
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha yeah don't tell me that
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:10, archived)
# you've not read the description have you
it's not that sort of climate change
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:11, archived)
# I only read what I wanna read
Made it a normal post now. Good luck filling one page.
pfft!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I compo this one?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:19, archived)
# you can compo what you like, I was just pointing out you'd mistaken the theme of the challenge
but it's ok, I imagine a lot of people will just read it as global warming
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:23, archived)
# Oh come on
You can tell I'm just fucking around right?!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:24, archived)
# Change the title of the compo to messing with the weather maybe?!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:32, archived)
# monkeon named it, people voted for it
it is what it is
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] You still sound miserable though!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:40, archived)
# that's just how you choose to read what I type
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:42, archived)
# Why you having a go?
Sorry, I guess I'm the grumpy one this morning a :D
Let's Skype again. I like it when we do that. You always sound happy
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:49, archived)
# I'm not having a go, simply replying to your morning chat with a smile
which is nothing short of commendable seeing as you started it by calling me a cunt
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:51, archived)
# No I called God a CUNT
And anyway haven't you taken Rob's title?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:53, archived)
# JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:05, archived)
# I married a FUCKLIFT
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:28, archived)
# sonovabitch!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:42, archived)
# You've been listening to
Angelos and Barry. haven't you?!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 13:01, archived)
# title? is he Lord Manuel these days?
no, I'm not rob by a long shot, I just keep the image challenge running and press the occasional button like that scottish bloke off Lost
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Ok brother
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:26, archived)
# FL THIS NOW!!
:D
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:25, archived)
# at least it's not fucking forklifts
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:08, archived)
# Blah blah blah
Don't need no compo man! :-P
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:10, archived)
# snowcock!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:45, archived)
# Angry Luigi
He Wants answers
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 3:58, archived)
# How is your standup going rizzivision?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:08, archived)
# Stand up
It's going pretty sweet!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:12, archived)
# Congratulations!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 4:29, archived)
# I don't have any answers to this
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 6:47, archived)
# Chill dude
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:04, archived)
# Idontno
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:41, archived)
# It's a-him
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 10:03, archived)

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