Depends if he's one of Putin's buddiesin which case it's "Crime and Coverup" or "Crime and Accuser meets with unfortunate accident and/or corruption charges".
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:47,
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haha :Di seem to be spending a lot of time Googling authors names
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:53,
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Nostromo was an impenetrable bookI tried to finish it over the course of about five years and failed miserably.
The sequel looks better, though.
(The sequel looks better, though.
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 19:32,
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Reminds me of M. Night Shyamalan's planned Dickens trilogyIt would start with Great Expectations and there'd be a Twist at the end.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:02,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Book Sequels"){kind=small}
can't wait for the film adaptation
inexpressible started a joke on,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:44,
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This wasn't the first draft eitherIt was the Third Write.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:55,
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hehehe, very clever indeed :)*click*
( inexpressible started a joke on,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:52,
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I wouldn't want anything that's been that close to his nekkid bits Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:27,
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i thought it was you PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:39,
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I don't have a device that will run your gamewill you take pity on me and give me those prizes anyway?
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:36,
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It's coming to Android in a few months... but you don't have to own the game to enter the giveaway :)
(,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:13,
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CHAPTER ONE : THE BOY WHO SURVIVED
Harry sat alone in his office at the Auror Headquarters. The bottle of Old Snarfle's Polyblend Forgetter's Brew on his desk was nearly empty and it was only midday. But still the memories returned. The war, all those decades ago, the death, the destruction, the friends he'd lost... his scar gave a reminding itch. No matter how many wizard-surgeons he'd seen, the scar always returned, as if it was deeper than flesh, seared into his very essence. He'd hoped that with the demise of Voldemort, his own Dolorous Stroke would have faded. But it was not to be. He was cursed... cursed to live when so many had died.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:24,
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CHAPTER TWO: Hermione Granger and the fatherless ginger children.This book looks like a treat.
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Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:15,
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i would so buy this
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:56,
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A lot can happen in twelve monthsEdit: Just saw 1985 in the Image challenge wordy thingy. Bollocks.
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Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:22,
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"Day 43 in the Big Brother house,Winston is in the diary room talking to Big Brother".
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:25,
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If it is she needs to not wear her contact lenses for a few daysThose blood vessels look a bit suspect
( Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:27,
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Maybe she's really Balor of the Evil Eye Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:30,
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There is one and it's brillianthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_%28Anthony_Burgess_novel%29
(,
Fri 17 Jul 2015, 13:17,
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Welcome.. oh, you've gone.. you've gone.. you've gone..
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:02,
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so, it's not snow, it's herds of these guys PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:07,
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Plutonian guano.It's just waiting there to be harvested.
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:11,
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Sure it's all smiles now. Just wait until they find outwe demoted their planetary status to 'dwarf planet'. It's all kicking off then.
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:23,
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They're smiling because they're very wealthy. The ruling class.It's a plutocracy.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:27,
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thank goodness you cut off the picture thereplutonian penises are terrifying and almost completely uncontrollable
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:19,
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Of course. What do you think caused all those grooves in the surfaceof Pluto?
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:22,
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Bit of a lazy plot. It was the thane old shit Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:33,
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BTW, might I recommend season 5, episode 9 of "I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again"?The Prune Play of the Week is Macbeth (the comedy).
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:37,
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Hate books like that. Someone should Birnam.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 17:57,
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Bottle of joke bloodthat just won't wash off
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:14,
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"War. War never changes." - Ron Perlman Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:34,
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Yup. And Hellboy.Great actor. Wouldn't believe they're the same person.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:13,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BOOK SEQUELS
Ever got to the end of a classic novel and wished there was more? This week we're fixing that by coming up with sequels to books that never knew they needed them.
Would 1985 be a bit cheerier for George Orwell? And what comes after War and Peace? Show us.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:19,
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Sitcom PilotTwo big women living in a houseboat in Delft reading Little Women for 40 minutes.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:42,
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Naturally, the show was cancelled after this. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:42,
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Sitcom PilotI made this sitcom pilot. It's set in a new media agency https://youtu.be/7kCda8YXN1c
(,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 6:46,
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Sitcom PilotMy Mum is 52 and has now been single for the past 4 years. I am worried about her being lonely as she enters the later years of her life. She doesn't really have anyone in her life except me and her cats. Both of her parents have passed away, and she isn't very close to her siblings. She is a lovely, friendly, kind person who has a heart of gold. Now, I mean this in the nicest possible way, but she has let herself go quite a bit. She dresses much older than her actual age, hasn't been to a salon for a long time (she has grey roots showing through) and just doesn't seem to be bothered as much as when she was younger.
I just think if she wants to find a man then she needs to make more of an effort. If she doesn't, then she is running the risk of becoming a lonely old spinster with a cold, empty space on the other side of her bed for the rest of her life. I don't judge her on how she looks but I can see how men on online dating sites would. It's a very competitive arena. I haven't mentioned anything to her about this but I'm wondering if I should.
(I just think if she wants to find a man then she needs to make more of an effort. If she doesn't, then she is running the risk of becoming a lonely old spinster with a cold, empty space on the other side of her bed for the rest of her life. I don't judge her on how she looks but I can see how men on online dating sites would. It's a very competitive arena. I haven't mentioned anything to her about this but I'm wondering if I should.
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 7:07,
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Oh Hai spongefunbobYou won't see this as you haz me on teh ignores.
( Frogbeat,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 7:28,
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HelloThe browser extension I aquired means that Ignore 2.0 is more of a waste of time than, er, you.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:29,
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I thought the last line of this was going to be asking how to change the lambda sensor on a Honda Accord or something
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:55,
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'Pilot' comes from the Greek 'pedon' (steering oar) and denoted a person who steered the ship. From there it took on the meaning as anyone who leads the way on a journey, like the pilot in a plane.
That usage is what gives rise to pilot holes, small holds drilled in woodworking to ease the job of a larger drill which will come later, pilot lights which maintain a small flame so that a larger flame can be ignited in the future, and pilot studies) which are small studies that predict the results of and guide planning of larger future studies.
A pilot episode fits naturally into that usage, it's a small/cheap/preliminary episode which may make a larger future run possible.
(That usage is what gives rise to pilot holes, small holds drilled in woodworking to ease the job of a larger drill which will come later, pilot lights which maintain a small flame so that a larger flame can be ignited in the future, and pilot studies) which are small studies that predict the results of and guide planning of larger future studies.
A pilot episode fits naturally into that usage, it's a small/cheap/preliminary episode which may make a larger future run possible.
Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 7:39,
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Sitcom PilotRiverghost, cr3 and Dekionplexis are living together with their tiny dog Pedro in an apartment in Vienna. They are here to score chicks, but things aren't going very swimmingly. For one thing, Riverghost thinks he's living in Vietnam and cr3 thinks they are in Australia, resulting in all kinds of misunderstandings between them and members of the other camp. Dekion knows exactly what is what, but he is too busy launching his musical career in an attempt to get the ladies to come to him. So far, however, he has succeeded in becoming a background dancer for the comeback tour of the Venga Boys, and still fighting with the other dancer over which one of them makes a better cowboy.
Their neighbour, the famous Austrian comedian Tahkcalb, keeps coming over to their apartment to groom both the boys and their dog, with mixed success. At one point at the end of the pilot episode, Pedro walks in on Tahkcalb, cr3 and Riverghost sharing a hot tub with Tahkcalb's friend, at this time only known as The Hedgehog From Hell, but was later unmasked as the only living descendant of Adolf Hitler's brother, Rudolph. The dog lifts its leg and pisses in the tub. The boys don't notice this.
*canned laughter*
(Their neighbour, the famous Austrian comedian Tahkcalb, keeps coming over to their apartment to groom both the boys and their dog, with mixed success. At one point at the end of the pilot episode, Pedro walks in on Tahkcalb, cr3 and Riverghost sharing a hot tub with Tahkcalb's friend, at this time only known as The Hedgehog From Hell, but was later unmasked as the only living descendant of Adolf Hitler's brother, Rudolph. The dog lifts its leg and pisses in the tub. The boys don't notice this.
*canned laughter*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:19,
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Naturally, the show was cancelled after this. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:21,
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Does riverghost end up fucking an animal?If not, I'm not interested, soz.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:30,
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I've got the Criterion Steelbox of this.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:09,
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im buying the boxed set of seasons 1, 2 & 3 PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:06,
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I work from home as a sitcom pilotYou can work from home as a sitcom pilot too!
Fly classic racism jokes through Love thy neighbour
Old War time humours through Dads Army
We even work for clients in America and you can steer your way through Friends!
Sign up for an application today and make $12!
www.postitontherightboardyouhamtoucher.comONLY -REMOVE THE ONLY-
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(Fly classic racism jokes through Love thy neighbour
Old War time humours through Dads Army
We even work for clients in America and you can steer your way through Friends!
Sign up for an application today and make $12!
www.postitontherightboardyouhamtoucher.comONLY -REMOVE THE ONLY-
-
RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:21,
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Sit com pilotHijinks in the sky as lovable ugly mug Martin Clunes plays Hank Wangford, the crew communications officer on a military aircraft. Despite having terrible piles, Hank has to remain seated for a 14 hour reconnaissance mission.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:37,
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They are called "digital agencies" nowadays.Seemed alright flicking through, but 20 minutes is a bit long - edit the best bits to get people interested.
(As no one has mentioned, you are likely to get fairer feedback if you join in and post links on the links board)
((As no one has mentioned, you are likely to get fairer feedback if you join in and post links on the links board)
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:50,
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the fake British accents are horrible PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:10,
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That would be awesome!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 2:50,
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It could be done, if it was $2.00 worth of awesome.Hmmmm, on second thought, that would net me about $6.00 for all the programming effort...
from all three attempts by Pedro--trying to load it on his toilet, fridge, and his dog.
(from all three attempts by Pedro--trying to load it on his toilet, fridge, and his dog.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 3:02,
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for the low low price of $25/month, you can be a MOD PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 3:13,
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it really would. I think one thing that is causing /board activity to slow down is the lack of notifications via smart device. I know a lot of folks who don't use the home PC as much as they used to.
i could be totally wrong -- although I am sure that the increase in other social media has had an impact
(i could be totally wrong -- although I am sure that the increase in other social media has had an impact
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 3:13,
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Am I on fucking fire?!
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Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy.,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 3:24,
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weelllll doggie!you sure are. almost as many candles as posts :)
change your name to cakeasaurus
(change your name to cakeasaurus
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 3:25,
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I can only lurk so hard.Occasionally I have to spurt my postjizz all over the board.
SPURT. SPURT.
THE CAKEASAURUS IS A LIE.
(SPURT. SPURT.
THE CAKEASAURUS IS A LIE.
Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy.,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 3:29,
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I triedIt says the download is only available on Fridays and Saturdays!
She is beautiful by the way
(She is beautiful by the way
Frogbeat,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 6:34,
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'Your b3ta gayshift app needs updating' mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:26,
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Don't touch this. It just downloads Grinder© and rings your Mum.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:05,
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Smokey and the Burrito Bandit you got 24 hours to transport this 18 wheeler full of moon pies to Texas
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 15 Jul 2015, 23:55,
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I love cow pie
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 1:07,
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now YOU'RE new hereno wait, lemme guess...
you're aaaa,,,,, bartender?
(you're aaaa,,,,, bartender?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 2:24,
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You are my only hero!
The man who loves chickens
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 2:46,
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I think you'll find a dog's cock is more like a lipstick. Good effort, though...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 15 Jul 2015, 22:36,
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what makes you an expert on dog dicks PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 15 Jul 2015, 23:09,
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My BSc in Canine Frenula. Next question?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 15 Jul 2015, 23:42,
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It's the dog's bollocks. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 15 Jul 2015, 22:52,
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Pedigree...Chum. I'm hoping the Hi res images will really bring out that 'jelly' stuff inbetween the chunks.
(,
Wed 15 Jul 2015, 23:55,
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jabber is correcxti know this because i once spent a night on e at a friends watching 2 dancing girls masturbate a jack russel using olive oil to eleviate it of its painfully looking large and persistent erection, upon giving up said dog was taken to an emergency vet at about 3am where a vet nurse, suprisingly skilled at said task, whipped his erection into submission with a few minutes of fast blurry fwapping before presenting the dog back to us and telling us pfft it happens all the time.. she didnt even charge us for it......?!!!
true story
(true story
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:06,
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This is the best thing I've ever seen mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:29,
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I swear no dogs were hurt during the making of this gif
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Frogbeat,
Wed 15 Jul 2015, 23:24,
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HaHaHa!!!!! Poor little bastard.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 16 Jul 2015, 1:04,
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There really is so much in Cartwright's catalogue...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 15 Jul 2015, 18:23,
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I ordered a suit. When it arrived it looked nothing like it did in the catalogue.It was a lawnmower.
I'm here all week...
(I'm here all week...
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 15 Jul 2015, 18:41,
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Thank you for your feedback...I have checked your order details and I'm afraid that the Jimmy Saville Full-Body Suit (with real hair) had in fact been withdrawn from sale. If you refer to your delivery note, you will see that the Cartwright's Real Sheep Lawnmower you received was a substitute item. If you did not wish to accept this substitute, then you should have informed our delivery driver upon receipt of your order. Our records show that you did not decline this substitute when your order was delivered at 04:07am on the 14/07/15, therefore your account has been debited accordingly. If you are unhappy with this, then please don't hesitate to contact us - once you have finished helping the Operation Yewtree officers with their investigations.
Cartwright's Customer Service
(,
Wed 15 Jul 2015, 20:18,
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Cartwright's Customer Service
Thankyou for© your reply.I am currently experiencing an infestation© of me-impersonators and the person who signed for my delivery was unfortunately not me. I have not received my suit. The order was for one Bernard Manning suit and not the Jimmy Savile version which you specify. Can you please advise©?
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 15 Jul 2015, 21:37,
archived)
buffs dead skin from the heels too! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 15 Jul 2015, 23:10,
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