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(, Sat 28 May 2016, 19:42, archived)
# Oh noes, he's turning into a pack of sausages!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:20, archived)
# He looks all right!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:29, archived)
# "Curse of The Lobster-Chipolata™". In select cinemas NOW.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:46, archived)
# That looks sore :(
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 23:31, archived)
# Half man half crab!
(, Sun 29 May 2016, 0:05, archived)
# NSQ&D
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:49, archived)
# How big is the hole they fall in to?
I am waiting for it to fill up...
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 19:50, archived)
# it's a bottomless abyss
they'll fall for all eternity, a fitting punishment for their kind
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:42, archived)
# This is up there in terms of quality with your Deep Dream work.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:52, archived)
# thanks! ?
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:44, archived)
# GET OFF ME.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:57, archived)
# *hiss*
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 22:52, archived)
# Very nice :D
Woo!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:28, archived)
# Hypnotic Pedro!!
WOO :)
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 22:02, archived)
# Whatever happened to sheep!?
(, Mon 30 May 2016, 2:28, archived)
# Still doing his thing
...just not here :(
sheepfilms.co.uk/
(, Mon 30 May 2016, 3:25, archived)
# B3ta file size limits too small
(, Mon 30 May 2016, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] The high cost of judging

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:56, archived)
# Peeeacccchy Keeeeeeeeen, mortal!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:18, archived)
# It's a bee-yoy-tee!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:43, archived)
# Nice
Although, I dont know who she is...
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 17:40, archived)
# Death
from Neil Gaiman's Sandman and other things
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 17:43, archived)
# awws, my fav death
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:14, archived)
# Bless you.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:19, archived)
# duke duke duke duke of earl duke duke
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:21, archived)
#
I dont know what that means.... :(
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:23, archived)
# Di patois di gronkpans dem speak fi gwan use fi translate di b3ta board mon
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:28, archived)
# où est le centre d'information touristique
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:40, archived)
# chart bound sound
https://youtu.be/mUSaVbwzE2k?t=859
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:53, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:38, archived)
# Lest Ye be judged yourself.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:44, archived)
# Hoots Mon it's the X Mon
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:34, archived)
# "I am Skellington™ and this gives me pleasure. MNAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA(etc)..."
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 1:30, archived)
# Get on up!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 1:31, archived)
# trippeh!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 2:29, archived)
# trippin!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 4:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 5:12, archived)
# ahh fuck
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 8:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:25, archived)
# Why hasn't b3ta installed sheenojis yet?
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 8:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:53, archived)
# Only 80?
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 18:19, archived)
# Yeah. Flan does a bit better though.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:07, archived)
# haha that is superb
can't stop watching Ollie's legs
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 9:40, archived)
# : )
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:26, archived)
# L&H Yays!

(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:36, archived)
# : )
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 0:02, archived)
# Jabba in Mœbius?
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:23, archived)
# I NEVER DONE NUFFINK©.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:02, archived)
# Damn it I meant to say Bobba
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 22:33, archived)
# :-
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:39, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 7:03, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] turns out this one is actually happening
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:54, archived)
# How does anyone have the patience for comics?
Every year or two it's 'Ooh, let's start again, everything before now doesn't count. Apart from some of it. Maybe.'
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:29, archived)
# I've never understood how people can afford or store them
the few I bought in my youth quickly took up too much space so I stopped
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:37, archived)
# ^this
Bought a few years' worth of Uncanny back in the 90s. So many pounds :(
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 23:31, archived)
# ugh
the biggest part of my collection died in some water accident D':
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 1:01, archived)
# I've bought a years subscription to the Marvel Unlimited app
I've easily read a hundred comics in the last month, old favourites and newer stuff alike - very addictive.

It's like renting comics true, but very cost-effective for binge reading.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 1:48, archived)
#
Marvel seems to do this a lot less than DC (the last Marvel event seemed to change very little, just jumped everything on 18 months), so I find I read a lot more of their comics.

Not sure why DC do it so frequently these days - seems to show a lack of confidence in the creative directions they keep firing themselves off in. Pity, as they have some very compelling characters :-(
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 2:16, archived)
# post below sums it up
hard to take Batman seriously as a street vigilante detective when he's been a God... but that's the thing with DC - it's easy to dip in for a story arc and happily ignore the wider continuity, as it's rebooted too often and is daft too often that the writers regularly ignore it all to deliver some cracking tales.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:03, archived)
# well, you know, kids get bored quickly
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:31, archived)
# I got to the bit in the link about Batman
becoming a god - briefly - and thought, "Naaaaah. This is just too silly for words".
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:22, archived)
# heheh yeah WTF
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] AAUGH
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:17, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:19, archived)
# yes but where do the fuckhoses go?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:35, archived)
# Oh haha, very good. :)
Hey, wouldn't an Easter egg themed around the Wurzels song have been great in HL2?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 21:10, archived)
# Harvest tiem!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 1:02, archived)
# back panel slide
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 8:34, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:34, archived)
# I like that
and have clicked accordingly
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:37, archived)
# i have replied using the reply button
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:40, archived)
# I replied using the "Add friend" button
but it did nothing, so I had to login to Facebook to reply
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:06, archived)
# the important thing is
that you tried.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:18, archived)
# *ignores*
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 1:15, archived)
# Is this count duckula or darkwing duck
Also what the fuck was that ghostbusters cartoon that had nothing to do with the ghostbusters franchise all about and when they wanted to do a proper ghostbusters cartoon they had to call it "the real ghostbusters" but it was pretty shit so nobody cared

I have a broken toe and it hurts to walk, it's all strapped up but there's only so much you can do for a broken toe aside from not walking on it
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:06, archived)
#
neither
dunno
maybe put ice on it?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:16, archived)
# I broke it 4 days ago, the time to put ice on it has passed
I mean I wrap it up so I can't wiggle my toe around in my sleep but that's about as much as you can do for a broken toe
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:21, archived)
# Don't tell us how you broke it or anything, will you?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:26, archived)
# My dad decided to stomp on it because he didn't like what I said about his favourite political party
It's ok, I gave him a solid couple of punches the next day when we were both sober
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:03, archived)
# Er. Christ. I wish I hadn't asked now.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:30, archived)
# The Ghost Busters was a cartoon of the 70s TV show
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:23, archived)
# Amazing to think that Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray were writing the music for this show despite their open contempt for it
Also why doesn't everyone love Night Court?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:25, archived)
# Meanwhile steve martin is pretending his banjo skills count for shit
and Martin Short stopped playing ed grimley

what the fuck is going on
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:17, archived)
# I think
it was called 'The Real Ghostbusters' because in the cartoon, they made the film about the cartoon characters, if you see what I mean. Or that could be a weird 80s memory.

Anyway, it was ace, you don't know what you're talking about etc. etc.

Oh. Turns out it was a completely weird 80s memory and you''re absolutely right (apart from the cartoon being a bit shit): mentalfloss.com/article/53464/what%E2%80%99s-difference-between-ghostbusters-and-real-ghostbusters
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:29, archived)
# Shit, I thought that left elbow was tits!
*unsubscribes*
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:42, archived)
#
They still could be...
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Yoohoo!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:22, archived)
# http://imgur.com/JF96qk1
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:28, archived)
# Just to make sure nobody is too upset:
This prevented future Hitler 3.1.1 from being born
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:29, archived)
# http://imgur.com/JF96qk1
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:04, archived)
# then what happened?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:19, archived)
# Well according to comment sections where people claim to have been there
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:26, archived)
# ah ok.. I don't read comments
then who's reading this and replying to it?

fuck!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 16:38, archived)
# Myself and a friend used to call a guy with a large forehead at Uni "Mekon-head". We considered our wit to be on a level with Wilde or McIntyre.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:41, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 17:46, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Bosh!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:25, archived)
# Yay!
Remember Archie's appearance in Zenith?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:39, archived)
# No, not seen that
:D
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:44, archived)
# Thats great
I'm not a fan of Iron Man to be fair.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:43, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 15:00, archived)
# my version :D
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] RAR
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:44, archived)
# hha brilliant :D
sorry, I'm sure this is against the rules and junk,
but this cracks me up :D



It's all about the Halk :D

(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:34, archived)
# One of my facebook friends is WELL into cosplay,
shes 50 odd and her and her husband do all starwars parades and really hardcore cosplay, sent her this pic a while back and they then went to a comicon thing, as these.
I thought that was quite cool.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:11, archived)
# that is very cool :D
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:15, archived)
# haha not arf eh? :)
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:29, archived)
# GET OUT
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:15, archived)
# awwwww
*gets out*
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:29, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:16, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!11!! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!©
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 22:31, archived)
# I miss you Pissflaps
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 11:16, archived)
# he's was on links yesterday, he's still about
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 11:28, archived)
# He is died :(
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:17, archived)
# YAY!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:27, archived)
# 2016
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:36, archived)
# Ace! I'm glad that fucking stupid cunt is dead.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:40, archived)
# Oh bollocks
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:21, archived)
# Zombie!
get the fire!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:22, archived)
# I've had him on ignore for ages.
Was hoping for news of this sort

[edit] I'm only kidding of course,
I wish nothing but the best for everyone on B3ta.
Hoorah
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 13:16, archived)
# Mmmm. Buttered piss flaps.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:47, archived)
# It says "boil in the bog" on the packet though.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:16, archived)
#
Thats how you get the piss.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:39, archived)
# What are "Kipper Lillets"?
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Grrrrr...
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 10:52, archived)
# hahahaha, wonderful
don't make him angry, you won't like his balls when he's angry
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 10:56, archived)
# :D
You should see his 'old man' :)
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:19, archived)
# brillliant
imagine the size of them balls
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 10:56, archived)
# Acromegaly and bilateral testicular enlargement caused by gamma radiation to the pituitary gland, most likely
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 11:06, archived)
# Who is David Banner?
I thought the hulk was Bruce Banner
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 11:35, archived)
# The Incredible Hulk (TV show) : David Bruce Banner
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:17, archived)
# he looks like phillip schofield with some weird disease
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Piggy Back
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 9:58, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 10:04, archived)
# genius
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 10:05, archived)
# I'm loving this comp more and more
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 10:31, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 10:52, archived)
# This rocks
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 11:06, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:02, archived)
# LOLz
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Judge Drake


pea
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 9:21, archived)
# 30 yearth in the cubeth for taking the pith out of my accent
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 9:25, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 9:45, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] L'Avenege, Ensemblé!*

*not even pretending to be a correct translation
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 9:12, archived)
# I love you
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 9:15, archived)
# Amazing!
I really want this to be a real thing now...
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 9:21, archived)
# smag and toasty make a porno?
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 9:23, archived)
# As they say in La Belle France
Superbe!
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 10:21, archived)
# Should've cast Fulliautomatix as Thor, he already has a hammer :)
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 11:13, archived)
# wow. :D
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 3:16, archived)
[challenge entry] You will have to click through as this strip is long and thin
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 8:14, archived)
# haha gold :D
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 10:06, archived)
# deserves more recognition
This is great :)
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:16, archived)
# Top marks.
(, Sat 28 May 2016, 23:57, archived)
# Working on a Uni project with CFD. But can I make a lady bits shaped turbulent flow?


Click for bigger (128 kb)

Not managing to get a bump where the flows rejoin.
5 hours of valuable CPU time wasted. For, erm, science?
(, Thu 26 May 2016, 23:42, archived)
# A worthy endeavour, sam.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 0:08, archived)
# Going to do one with the standard B3ta cock
Bet it's going to leave a Karman trail.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 12:59, archived)
# dick cheney shot a guy in the face.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 1:39, archived)
#
President Obama also joked about this subject. In his speech for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner on May 9, 2009, he said Mr Cheney was 'very busy working on his memoirs, tentatively titled, How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People, [36] a humorous allusion to the self-help classic How to Win Friends and Influence People. President Obama also joked about the incident in his final White House Correspondents' Association Dinner as President, in 2016, when he thanked his Vice President Joe Biden "for not shooting anybody in the face".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney_hunting_incident
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 2:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 3:22, archived)
# Then later the guy he shot publicly apologised.
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 6:04, archived)
# very good netiquette
(, Fri 27 May 2016, 6:32, archived)

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