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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Us too! Remember Us?


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(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 20:31, archived)
# spot
on.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 20:39, archived)
# I can't see what you've shopped
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 21:12, archived)
# In order to halt this brexit doom-coaster I was considering Lib Dem....
Then I found out their current amorphous leader guy was a hardcore christian. No thanks, Tony "God told me to" Blair was one too many.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/5373525/Tony-Blair-believed-God-wanted-him-to-go-to-war-to-fight-evil-claims-his-mentor.html
(MrDoucheBags < This pussy screengrabs back, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 21:14, archived)
# Must be hard on Tim knowing that his God is helping out with Brexit.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/theresa-may-says-god-and-her-faith-is-guiding-brexit-decisions_uk_583bdcd7e4b0207d1918523c
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 22:43, archived)
# He loves the EU
for a reason.

www.businessinsider.com/these-are-the-13-least-gay-friendly-countries-in-europe-2012-2?IR=T
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:59, archived)
# I had to for tatctical reasons - Labour came 4th where I live
Constituency tactical voting guide: www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/02/tactical-voting-guide-how-to-make-your-vote-count-in-the-2017-election
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 7:43, archived)
# Vote for hardcore Christian vicar's daughter May then.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 12:37, archived)
# Tactically I have to vote for them
But it gives me no pleasure to do so :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 21:44, archived)
# sometimes, though, it's like
people think they're playing runaround, but then no-one shouts runaround.
(ozof, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 7:03, archived)
# Missed the bit about him hating the gays.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 22:41, archived)
# Woah
Bit harsh m8
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 13:31, archived)
# Roy Larner. What a legend!


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RIS: www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/06/millwall-fan-roy-larner-london-bridge-attackers
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:52, archived)
# Good wording.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 20:21, archived)
# She's also going to need a doctor's note to prove she was too ill to be interviewed.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:40, archived)
# Bumming while walking
quite an achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:14, archived)
# evolution of teamwork?
or was that 'created'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Crop ruining monster!


De-Ris https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/872017947585380352
(AdrianJ, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:17, archived)
# Surely she would have been nude
but cheers for not shopping that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:27, archived)
# This was about crops...you're getting confused with coprophilia
as was she


[she didn't look well did she?]
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:39, archived)
# Theresa May is an anagram of Hate My Arse
.. among other things. I thought you all should know this.
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:47, archived)
# good to know
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:17, archived)
# And rob manuel is an anagram of labour men
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:41, archived)
# Also "Bum Loaner"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't forget UKIP... They're still relevant... please make us relevant... please let us on Question Time...


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(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:44, archived)
# Gets my vote.
And that vote is: BALDMONKEY FOR TOP-MOD!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 6 Jun 2017, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Smug Wanker is a Tory?


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(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:38, archived)
# Nicked
*yoink*
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Another one, prepare for a coronation


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(TessaMog, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:23, archived)
# LOL another kitten!
Other photoshop animals are available...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:26, archived)
#
Started making these because I couldn't help drawing a parallel between Theresa May and my cat. They both sulk if they are not the subject of your constant adulation, gives token gesture to show appreciation, bite and scratch when they don't get what they want, scared of other cats, hides from big crowds, focussed on preening, bullies whoever they can,... The list goes on... Except my cat is actually sweet and can be caring....
(TessaMog, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:49, archived)
# \o/ welcome to B3ta cat person.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:20, archived)
#
How else will she get her free lunch?
(TessaMog, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 20:15, archived)
# png files don't autoresize, which causes the broken link
save as a jpg and it'll do it for you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:28, archived)
# Tsssk you scared them away
being all helpful and that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:07, archived)
#
I'll fix when I am at home with an actual computer... Thanks for the pointer :-)
(TessaMog, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:44, archived)
# Welcome new person, pull up a lolfucklifts and shop some fictional furry PTHC
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes I think I'm trying to be too subtle...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:02, archived)
# manners go a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:09, archived)
# ris?
not sure what you're getting at with this, sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:14, archived)
# You have to read between the lines and think outside the box a little
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:22, archived)
# i think i got it..
... but why should I vote Tory!! i don't want to!! they're cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:17, archived)
# This is both confusing and arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:18, archived)
#
Diane Abbott's not helping tho amiright
(ohidunno, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:30, archived)
# This is mainly a message TO Diane Abbott....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:32, archived)
#
haha!
(ohidunno, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:38, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 22:17, archived)
# TONP
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Strong and Stable Brexit
This is one I made earlier, I must confess the cat and mouse drawings are borrowed but the idea is mine.

(TessaMog, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:54, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, pull up a chair, 'shop a kitten, etc.
Oh. you did. Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] enough is enough, strong and stable, a bird in the hand...


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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:49, archived)
# great shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:17, archived)
# Merci
(practising my spanish for when we invade the EU)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:44, archived)
# Leave Tim Curry out of this
(gijoel, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 1:00, archived)
# The nightmare (after Fuseli)
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:36, archived)
# this is the kind of fevered dream brought on by excessive drug consumption
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:39, archived)
# This happened to me once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:54, archived)
# shouldn't eat pasta before bed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ruuuuuuun!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:15, archived)
# horrifyingly perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:39, archived)
# mindpiss!
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:23, archived)
# :)
Splendid.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:11, archived)
# our old dog hasn't been much fun since we buried him under the lemon tree.. our new pup runs rings around the old one
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:35, archived)
# lung cancer, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:37, archived)
# no actually, great dane irish wolfhound cross
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:02, archived)
# pfff :)
I didn't know that was fatal
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:13, archived)
# chev
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:18, archived)
#
I'd be angry too
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:11, archived)
# I'd bang gary too
takes a number and waits patiently
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:33, archived)
# ron :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:19, archived)
# Untie him from the tree then ffs!!
also smokin' animals ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:31, archived)
# How does he smell?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:28, archived)
# any life left in this old standard?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:09, archived)
# not half!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:16, archived)
# apparently less than not half
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] vote for policies not personalities 2017
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 13:42, archived)
# Sympathy reply
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:14, archived)
# it rhymes!
(ms, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 21:00, archived)

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