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[challenge entry] They run the underworld under the floorboards.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:05, archived)
# Yampy Arthur: "Oi facking ate field mice tommay!" :D
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:27, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:19, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:18, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 23:03, archived)
# Old b3ta in-joke in recycled joke shocker.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:57, archived)
# Get a grip, man
Oh, wait....
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:08, archived)
# this made me do a real lol
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:31, archived)
# It made me spurt
my coffee
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:23, archived)
# fwappuccino?
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:28, archived)
# Not skinny
but a full fapp latte
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:35, archived)
# mmmm, creamy!
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:47, archived)
# He's in a meeting with his Right Honourable Member
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:38, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:43, archived)
# awaiting an honorable discharge
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:16, archived)
# This situation is really too much to swallow.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:40, archived)
# Ha, worth the recycle.
Also..."I'm wanking as I write this...because my spooky office computer ghost insists on showing me porn"
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's great :)
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:56, archived)
# Heheh
It's pre-b3ta. An old Fist of Fun gag.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:03, archived)
# Ha ha, is it?
I remembered it being a thing on here ages ago. I didn't know it came from Fist of Fun!
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:05, archived)
# I always wanted to write a computer virus that would randomly add that to people's sent e-mail.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 19:32, archived)
# It's not easy...
...being Green.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:10, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:19, archived)
# I guess he can type one handed.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure...
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The Incredible Hull
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:25, archived)
# How did ferigno get in those pants
(, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 8:36, archived)
# well duhhh!
he was way skinnier when he put them on!
(, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 12:33, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 17:06, archived)
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(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:43, archived)
# Pret Porridge
5.50 please.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:07, archived)
# Is this gonna take long, Blanco?
Only my foot's gone to sleep and I'd like to catch it up...
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] There's no place like home...
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:11, archived)
# It made them stand closer together.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:14, archived)
# That I cannot deny
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:32, archived)
# Paul McCartney's less-populzzzzz
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 22:59, archived)
# They've just found out the Emerald City
Is run by a bloke called 'Green'.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:10, archived)
# Haha
"COME BACK LATER I'M ..... 'VERY BUSY'!"
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:14, archived)
# Aces
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:28, archived)
# Because, because, because, because, because!
Because of the wonderful things she does.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun ?
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 1:45, archived)
# Not as far as I know
woo!
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:45, archived)
# Yes, it's advent colander time again.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:29, archived)
# 31 minutes early.
Winterval is ruined.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:46, archived)
# Just don't open the first door yet
and yule be fine.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:48, archived)
# 29 minutes late by central European standard
:(
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 6:37, archived)
# Happy to see this every year
it's not Xmas without this repost
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
# Farter
Great to see you being active these days
(, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 2:00, archived)
# Merry Vegmas!
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:45, archived)
# Nice.. who took the picture ?


I'm really sorry, could'nt resist    
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:59, archived)
# Is that a snowman with a branch erection
or a molar tooth rather misplaced?
(, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 2:02, archived)
# it is
whatever you want it/him to be, plus he will love you long time
(, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 20:48, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Captain Doncaster
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:41, archived)
# Always ace.
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(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:12, archived)
# Haha bizarre
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:14, archived)
# How DARE you?
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:59, archived)
# i like this!
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:37, archived)
# I demand to have some booze.
I have of late - but wherefore I know not - lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilential congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me: no, nor woman neither.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 0:18, archived)
# Are you the farmer?
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 0:27, archived)
# STOP SAYING THAT WITHNAIL
OF COURSE HE'S THE FUCKING FARMER
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 2:27, archived)
# Here... Hare... Here...
Hereharehere
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:03, archived)
# I'll put one of these here black pods on you...
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:57, archived)
# SPANG
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The Empire Strikes Blackpool
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:12, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:55, archived)
# "Join me, and together we can go to the Pleasure Beach and go on the roller coasters and scream while we throw our hands - erm, hand in the air."
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 1:29, archived)
# nicely done
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck Da Ger-Manz
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 20:58, archived)
# Well to be fair, some Germans are sexy as hell
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:20, archived)
# Topical
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Very cultured. Cultures ALL OVER it.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:17, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 20:39, archived)
# politilols
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:57, archived)
# We must be cautious.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:04, archived)
# We must be MENTAL, more like...
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#
These are not the hemorrhoids you're looking for.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:24, archived)
# Haha brill
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# That's great that is.
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# :)
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:55, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Haha!
Well done on the FP.

Take it from me, late train-related sweary images are very popular on the internets :)
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:58, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:30, archived)
# :o)
Although...hang on a minute...that departure board is clearly not at Paddington. Hayes? Ashford? I smell Charing Cross. And you, sir, are a charlatan.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:24, archived)
# that's how shit they are at Paddington
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] looked better in my head
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:49, archived)
# I like it
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:58, archived)
# The US is run by a budgie.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:20, archived)
# where's a poisoned cuttlefish bone when you need one?
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:22, archived)
# In a poisoned cuttlefish.

Although they're molluscs and as such don't technically have bones. Anyone says they do is lying. Lies! LIES!
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:30, archived)
# ^calcium denier
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:37, archived)
# Can't we just have a Cuttlefish installed as president?
They actually seem quite intelligent.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:19, archived)
# with the added bonus of being able to blind their enemies with ink
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:26, archived)
# And they have more backbone
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:40, archived)
# Classic
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:59, archived)
# I was expecting knockers!
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:27, archived)
# One for the kiddies...
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:51, archived)
# Surely it should be an intersection operator?
∩ ∩ =
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:22, archived)
# more fake news!
trump's got all the noive
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] pea
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:46, archived)
# Why would you want to escape from York?
Lovely pubs, that fudge shop, Bettys
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:18, archived)
# Railway Museum
Underground stench centre...
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:25, archived)
# You said "fudge shops"
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 18:00, archived)
# That's right Theresa....
BACK IN YOUR BOX! Now there's a good little gurl.You know, I thought I could count on your support....shame. Such a shame!


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(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] 'NEVER YOU MIND WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX!'
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:06, archived)

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