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# Just a quick one....

Darth Vader winning the Grand Prix under a nice blue sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# cool
i like his beatles haircut
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Honk!
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Meep Meep
Neeeeoooow
(Goodie, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# brilliant
top darts!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Looks like Nigel Mansell to me
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:12, archived)
# magic money
(pappa laz, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:56, archived)
# My mate Gav...
....has felt his balls *100% FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:57, archived)
# How appropriate
considering that backwards, his name is "Vag".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# He has just got...
...a new nickname.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Big deal ..
I've felt my balls too. Loads of times
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Ewwww
bum gay gum gay

do you touch your mother with that hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Hardly ...
.. she's dead
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
# is that a joke
or should I continue to feel like a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# err carry on cunting
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Starring Barbera Windsor
and Richard Madeley
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:11, archived)
# just continue
feeling a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I felt
a cunt yesterday morning - nice it was
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:15, archived)
# i think the punchline would be:
"maybe thats why she didn't move around a lot".

great apologies to those who take offence...
(grampski, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:20, archived)
# i think there is an echo in here?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Can you hear...
..it too
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:03, archived)
# ..it too
..it too
..it too

Yep, I hear it.
hear it.
.....
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Quack













(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Honk!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Parp!
(Harry, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# *PHWEEP!*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Echo,
what echo?...


what echo?...

BTW - did anyone notice the echos on the Today programme this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# No, but I saw
some weird hunger in the North Koreans wanting badly to Kill Matt Lauer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 19 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# so they're printing
multi-coloured notes now?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:04, archived)
# As opposed to
the current black and white ones?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
# well
fives are normally a combination of green and white.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I thought fives were
a combination of one and four.

Or was it three and two? I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# What exactly are you trying to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
# He's trying to say "Big mac and fries please"
it just came out wrong, so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# eh?
what exactly are you trying to say?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# should be working really...
but instead i made this rubbish



and i have no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Wow
and your user name rocks too!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:56, archived)
# i'll explain it one day
but for now i'm skiving
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Don't explain it
the magic will be lost
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Reminds me of Beaker in the muppets
*mim m mimim m mimi*
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# another bandwagon - shazam
(pappa laz, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Paul Daniels
is a wee shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:54, archived)
# My mate Gav....
....has felt his balls *100% FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha
great! Plenty of steam left in this bandwagon!

PS - who do I email when I've made a Paypal donation, Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:54, archived)
# cal will contact you
via carrier pigeon
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:54, archived)
# update
SPOT THE UPDATE
(pappa laz, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:03, archived)
# the fugly
Debbie McGee
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:54, archived)
# There'll
be Floggingadeadhorsetrix next...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:54, archived)
# tittter
+ smirk
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:56, archived)
# What exactly are you trying to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:57, archived)
# shes
trying to say that people should at least try to be origional. otherwise we will be stuck in a loop of inane crap for ever.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:00, archived)
# ex
accerrrley.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Oi!
Are you down for this Brighton thing this weekend?
Oh and Munkt0n as well.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:03, archived)
# eh? what??????
first I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Its this
weekend (saturday) its da lunchtime and da eveninge.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# prolly not but I'll ask his lord ship later
just in case.

I think we have to see my family this weekend... not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I shall pine for you,
and Maple and Oak as well.
See M3ss3ng3r for more info.
Thank you for shopping with Cow-Mart.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# aw you sweety.
not sweaty, just sweety.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# I am
both.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:19, archived)
# What exactly are you trying to say?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:03, archived)
# oh...
I understand now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:04, archived)
# what exactly are you
trying to say?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:04, archived)
#
there's no point arguing with logic
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# You're so
wrong
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:14, archived)
# babble
babble babble
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Well doctor? Can you see anything?
(Lambkin, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Oh yes!
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Clever!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Good one!
I'm slightly surprised that's not happened much yet
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:56, archived)
# honk!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:57, archived)
# oooh, that was my 9000th post.
how exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# well spent
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:02, archived)
# woo!
that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:


And if you happen to work in London where the streets are small and busy then don't use a fucking golf umbrella. It is not clever and it makes you look like a cunt; a cunt of the highest order. They are designed to cover you, your golf cart and your inept golf swing, not you and your gay pin stripe suit you piece of gnat chuff. For god sakes if you have a small penis get an operation; don't over-compensate with your rain protection device. Twats!

That is so much better /rant ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:48, archived)
# yes!
assholes!
edit: and my workmate says you're a genius too. (i even got me apostrophe in the right place!)
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Really?
How kind. Give him a big kiss from me!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Ooo I'm with you
It always pisses me off when brolly people walk under cover and expect you to walk into the rain around them.

CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Yep
they are wankers, some people have no percepion of spacial awareness

*bumps into lamp post*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:52, archived)
# just push it out the way
the brolly that is, not the person
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:53, archived)
# fuck it
go for umbrella, and umbrella bearer.
Best be thorough
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Just walk along clutching
a flaming firebrand. and watch those brollies go up in fire!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:00, archived)
# nah
just 'tut' loudly - that'll do it.

on a related note, there's a very loud and scary thunderstorm going on here at the moment....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Ooh
had one about half an hour ago, but there weren't no lightning so it was really disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# i am in
complete agreement. cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:50, archived)
# ever so slight
tj

*takes off hat*

loved the meerkats sir
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Thank you very much

Would you please tell that to the cunt who keeps sending me viruses (virii?)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:58, archived)
# I'm afraid whoever
they are, they aren't an associate of mine...

Maybe their all gay?
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:03, archived)
# of course they are
and i wasn't inferring that you knew who it was, i'm just pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
# yay !
that is sooo spot on :) I hate the people that stand in bus shelters and under awnings, still with their umbrellas up, tsk, how inhumane!
(JBoom, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Well said sir
I think we need more rants on this board, take for example
"I CAN'T FUCKING HUMMUS"
Classic rant, great stuff

P.S. his umbrella looks a bit gay, if you kow what I'm saying
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:51, archived)
# I entirely endorse
the above statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:51, archived)
# I was hoping people would...
...But everyone here is probably not a cunt with a golf umbrella so I am preaching to the perverted.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:53, archived)
# I'm a cunt
but I don't have a golfing umbrella. Should I go and buy one?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Yes
if you are serious about being one
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Righty-ho then.
Can someone point me in the direction of the nearest golf sale?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:58, archived)
# but i don't live in london.
everywhere else is really lovely.

London is the day shift to everywhere else's night shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:52, archived)
# you're just
2 posts from 9000, you know
(he says having ambled through the interesting new profile)
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:54, archived)
# you lie.
it's past that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Simply get your own umbrella
and angle it aggressively, so that any cunt getting in your way gets their eyes gouged out.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:53, archived)
# agressive umbrella angling?
aint seen that one in the angling times.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:54, archived)
# You read
the angling times?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Yes yes yes!!
Not to mention WOMEN with umbrellas. Men with umbrellas, if they pass someone, will LIFT them up. WOMEN on the other hand YANK THEM DOWN as close to their head as possible, just to be sure that they TAKE YOUR EYE OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:57, archived)
# hmmmm
yes, there is much truth in what you say.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# I never carry umbrellas
If I held one up, it would be at eye-level of most other people so I choose not to risk making anyone blind
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Some cunt once
lost control and it knocked into my mum.

I was only about 3/4 at the time, and the story goes that I kicked the shit out of him.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:58, archived)
# three quarters what?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
#
snicker
(grampski, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:26, archived)
# what, at the age of 9 months?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Oh, yeah
and the taxi driver who decided to accelerate around the inside of a van turning right on Goodge St just now, thus piling straight through a huge puddle and presenting me with a tsunami as I left the newsagents can just fuck off too.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Tsunami is such a great word
Here is why:
"look, it's a tidal wave
"oh, yeah."

"LOOK! It's a MEGA-TSUNAMI!!!"
"Jesus-shitting-Christ, RUN!"

There is so much more power in the word, than our crappy name for a big wave.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:20, archived)
# YES YES YES
All umbrella users are selfish cunts essentially making the statement that they think their hair is more important than your eyes.

AND SHORT PEOPLE, being short is reason enough to be a hate figure, but using an umbrella is going to make us all really dislike you.

And guys, using a giant golfing umbrella does not stop using an umbrella looking gay, it just makes you look a bigger cunt

/rant
(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Oi
There's nowt wrong with being short, unless you carry an umbrella of course (see above).
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:21, archived)
# *applause*
they amble very slowly along in front of you, revelling in their protection from the rain and brandishing their brollies in such a way that you can't get past for fear of serious eye injury. gah.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems quite an obvious one but hey
(brainflakes, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:44, archived)
# heheh
that's funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I like that
alot
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:46, archived)
# that's ace!
woo yey!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:47, archived)
# I like that
good choice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:48, archived)
# hehehehehe
That's good
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Quality
expression!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Funny...
I was expecting to see something more like this...

(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Hooray!!
Bravo!!
(Jillish, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:43, archived)
# FUN NIGHT OUT IN NOTTINGHAM
just got sent something about "an evening with jeff minter" in a curry house on the 5th june.

www.suppose.co.uk/ has the details.

could be amusing if anyone's near nottingham at the time...

thought it deserved its own thread as he's on the front page at the moment

p.s. just read: apparently he's doing a fucking gamecube project!
(grampski, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Jeff Minter?
I'm almost tempted to travel up to Nottingham for that! Llamatron was a turning point in my life
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:37, archived)
# LLamtron?
Fuckin' hell ! thats v-cool.
(fulcrum, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:46, archived)
# wow - llamatron
if you hit pause just when your llama died and it started the 'oh f.....' sample the explosion never came and it just said 'oh fuck'... i annoyed my neighbours for hours with that.

personally hovver bovver was my favourite - i think it was the first game to use interrupts properly for constant music. dunno what it means... i read it somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Thank god!
Someone else who spotted that, I was beginning to think I was cracking up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Heh
"Fucking gay cub".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:40, archived)
# id be up for it

and the cube rocks - unity (his game) looks bonkers.. on my 'must purchase' list..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:53, archived)
# In one of the photos on that site
they appear to be showing a game with a big cock in it.
(yorksfatboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] scale "x-ray" tric

(pappa laz, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:36, archived)
# ba-tsch
punnage ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Mr Oxford brother has registered on here.
by the way.

He wasted a thread last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:46, archived)
# i noticed
he also got mumped for falsely labelling osmosis
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:51, archived)
# haha!
biology degree my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:53, archived)
# arf!
That's just plain silly.

Which is why I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:43, archived)
# my spine feels like that some days
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:45, archived)
# HA!
my spine feels like that every day :(
i have scoliosis -grrr...
(Missie Missie, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Margaret loved her new toy

Bigger and better (quality)

/Edit Woo.. First front page !
(I helped save b3ta! Thickey, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# yay!
love it
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:36, archived)
# woooo!
i want one! no, i want seven!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:38, archived)
# blimeh
that's ingenious
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
Most woo wooyay
And quite mesmerising also
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:42, archived)
# That
is so woo!

Papa Lazaroo for PM!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That is bloody good. w/y/h.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:41, archived)
# .
Can I get away with posting the big version ? or would it be a bandwidth bitch ?
(I helped save b3ta! Thickey, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:43, archived)
# you have won the blue ribbon
B3ta gif of the year, Southern section tier 2 award
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:45, archived)
# that's great
stannah scalextric
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Brillipigs!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Stand clear of the doors...
STAND CLEAR OF THE DOORS

Bigger...
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Ahhhh
That's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# heh heh
yey for fishes
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:39, archived)
# I
love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:44, archived)
# bored
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Hehe, clever
in a purile way!

I too share your sense of boredom, but combined with a lack of sleep cos Aliens was on last night
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I was pissed off
cos I started watching it late on, just for the powerlifter fight and I woke up halfway through...

Woo to cockage pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:34, archived)
# *stands up*
*applauds*
*sits down*
*farts*
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The truth ...

... about Ducks
(Paolo, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
I always wondered why the verb was 'duck'
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Hence .... Duck & Cover
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Or duck and roll
Or any other use of the verb

Edit:
Now if you'd said 'duck uncovered', it would have worked on the verb and x-ray level.

/*sigh, so bored*
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# I meant ...
... it's a duck - so it's a noun not a verb, and it is a cover for the bloke so, again a noun not a verb. Otherwise, you would have been spot on

I am considerably more bored than you
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:39, archived)
# My point was
simply that there is no good reason for the verb 'duck' sharing a word with a duck. Until now; since it is apparant that the verb was created because ducks contain ducking men.
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Oh right .. got you ...
.. and that will be why duck feathers are called "down" .. because the bloke has to duck down to fit in?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:43, archived)
# like Bill Gates,
you're pushing it (IT) now.


Do you see? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:45, archived)
# and like Gareth Gates ..
.. you're an annoying twat??
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:46, archived)
# and like Will Young
you are pushing shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:57, archived)
# and like Jimmy Young
you're an annoying twat
bollocks. doesn't really work second time round
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:03, archived)
# not quite true.
The movement of duck (verb), ie. lowering head/body, pushing people underwater, etc, all are reminiscent of the movement of a duck.
The only other example I can think of at the moment is "fox"
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# Weasle ??
as in "Oh Marge .. don't blame the boy for trying to weasle out of things. That's what makes us different from the animals. Except the weasle." hjs 2001
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:49, archived)
# good call
ferret also applies
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:53, archived)
# ooh
badger.
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# thanks ..
to squirrel away
to pig out
to badger someone
to lark about
to dog someone's shadow
... dutchbird was rather lacking initially *FACT*
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:56, archived)
# *thwack*
but I was an inspiration to the lot of you.
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# Indeed .....
..we all have metal nipples now
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:01, archived)
# too blooming right
you'd all be lost without them
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# but is the person small
or just very far away?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Or is it a very big duck..
..close up
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:44, archived)
# in which case the person would be small
and my question doesn't need to be altered
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Wrong again ...
... but I enjoy your Dougal-like view on perspective. Carry on
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Open Wide


Sword Swallowed gets more than he bargained for as a mouse uses his sword as a slide
(pappa laz, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:25, archived)
# and thus replaces his heart
what a touching story....
(Maels, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:34, archived)
# how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:40, archived)
# If this was'nt a Mac, i'ld want one.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/3034177.stm
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:24, archived)
# What's wrong with Macs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:26, archived)
# They don't taste
as good as Burger Kings
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# This is a *FACT*
Based on a survey of one person .. in 1983
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Everything is true
*FACT*
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# Macs are ok
but they seem to have this smug attitude, everything's so smooth and well designed. In contrast, PC's are much more down to earth cos they crash all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:30, archived)
# but Macs try to be cute
even as they crash.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Dirty
Macs
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:31, archived)
# The only people who use macs are...
Those with
- Goatees
- Won't work without Double-Tall-Carmoel-Cappachino
- Ware Black Polar-neck shirts
- Ware shades indoors
- Typical poncy designers who's idea of design is a black dot in the middle of a white page and there name in 50% alpha in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:34, archived)
# That doesn't include me - so
har-de-har ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# polar-neck?
do they wear ice-caps too?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Them
And most of the print industry (Newspapers, magazines etc.)
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Yeh'
but only because the others in there industry do. And thats because of the ponce describe as above. You only need one and the whole industry is shot to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:45, archived)
# You do know
that Macs are better at design work than PCs don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Not that you're bitter or anything
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:36, archived)
# I must admit
They do look good, very bohemoan / Fang Shi.

Why do PCs look ugly? even modden ones that look cool, but not classy. (I have a matalic green one with green lights dotted around it).

But they haven't learned that YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE FUCKING MOUSE BUTTON
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:48, archived)
# It's not acctually necessary though is it.
Besides you can use a PC mouse with a Mac and program the buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:51, archived)
# I have a mac
which I love dearly, and none of those points apply to me. But this argument could get out of hand so I'll leave it there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:40, archived)
# I know whitout clicking that
that Lego is involved, right?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:27, archived)
# no
its about ferrets in little raincoats
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:28, archived)
# threadjack
I am signing up for some hosting and need ot think of a domain name.... and my mind is completely blank...

(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:27, archived)
# slartibartfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:30, archived)
# werenotyourbitches.com
wooyayhoupla.com
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Then who's bitches are
we....
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:39, archived)
# your all
*my* bitches
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Howsabout
www.sphinctergoesclick.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I've just checked and
www.thereisnospoon.co.uk is free
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:31, archived)
# None of your linkies work
please fix.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Did you honastly click on them all?
Sad Git =P
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# hows about
tishandfipsy.com
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Quote:
www.onthebog.com is probably going to be the most memorable web address from within the portable toilet industry. Why this industry? Over 75% of the votes for this domain have been from the toilet industry, the others have been people just wanting the address for fun.

Just imagine driving along the motorway and you see a portable toilet on the hard shoulder, it is going to be hard to forget an address on the side in big bold letters saying WWW.ONTHEBOG.COM.
([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:34, archived)
# <a href="http://www.FuckingHellIWantedThat.com" target="_blank">www.FuckingHellIWantedThat.com</a>
www.GodDamnIt.com
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:37, archived)
#
www.mymindiscompletelyblank.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:31, archived)
# MINDPISSSSSSSSSSSSS
S
([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:32, archived)
# mymindiscompletelyblank.com
?
([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:31, archived)
# well then you need:
Icouldntthinkofadecentdomainname.com
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:31, archived)
# iregisteredadomainandalligotwasthislousytshirt.com
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:34, archived)
# iregisteredadomainandalligotwasthislousyurl.com
?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:42, archived)
# istoleamonkeyandalligotwasarrested.com
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:42, archived)
#
www.whatareweyourdomainnamebitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:32, archived)
# thinkofadomain
.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:33, archived)
# threadjack.com
seems to fit the bill and is free (available)
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:33, archived)
# That's pretty damned cool
except for the 'much-loved" Apple smiley face.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:30, archived)
# to the mac!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Do they
put the punctuation keys in different places on PCs then?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Ermm... 'we' use the english methord
not the american one....
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:38, archived)
# i hate to say it
but your punctuation is all wrong in the start of this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:41, archived)
# heh
I have found some major faults here though:

a) the man has a woman's name: Daniele
b) macs are indeed pants, especially 100MHz, 32Mb MacOS 8.1 ones.
c) this is a squillion times cooler :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Now
that is cool - the lego idea was good, but the execution was rubbish, that's just plain superfantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:42, archived)
# "the making..." is funny too...
I quote:
"That's OK... I have lots of other surprises in store that will make up for the lack of a rotating laser cannon. "
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:55, archived)
# d) you can find a link to his girlfriends web site via his ebay listing
and she has her baps out
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:58, archived)
# I love the new line of baby 'gap' clothes...
(I helped save b3ta! thirty dirty birds, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:23, archived)
# I
Want one!
(Fingolfin, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:24, archived)
# If only CafePress
did baby clothes. Lots of my friends are having kids at the moment for some godforsaken reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:31, archived)
# i have actually seen baby clothes
on a similar theme. woo to yours though!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:43, archived)
# you have !!!
how scarey
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Quicky for lunchtime


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Um.
Dual-head

I want to kill myself now.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Go on...
Do it! Join the great Zephret in the sky...
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# Where's he gone?
I miss him :P
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:24, archived)
# i loved him like a son.
because i killed all my sons and fed them to nuns.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:25, archived)
# How much did your hair sell for?
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# £8.22.
on my medication, that's enough to get me reet pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Hmmm
I thought you were just buying one pint and the rest of the money going to b3ta. You've defrauded us!
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# i know.
that's the tragedy of it.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Your poor, poor love.
You must find it difficult to cope.
A couple of cans of Special Brew will probably ease your pain.
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# did he die?
exactly how did he demise?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Well
he promised us he was going to top himself, hanging I believe. But I think he's still around somewhere :(
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# 'death by underwear'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Suicide
Killed himself 'cos no-one cared, and we weren't nice to him
(kryptik, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Bastard
we were nice to him, gave him good advice and he continually ignored it.
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# indeed we did
though he tried our patience, I think we were quite nice about it.
well, at least some of us were
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I was...
I feel so used. I'm sticking to being rude to new people now. There all gay.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:35, archived)
# bunch of badger botherers,
the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Maybe they should pass a series
of tests before being allowed on the board. Like Peter Duncan in Flash Gordon, that kind of thing.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:41, archived)
# or like
Duncan Dares.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I think you mean
Their all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Sardini, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:56, archived)
# don't know
don't care
I mean I hope he's not dead, but I'm not hoping very hard
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:28, archived)
# wooo for matrox
you geek :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:22, archived)
# GEEK
fact
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:23, archived)
# hahhaha!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Quick & Dirty & Scary:

In regard to; News item
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:18, archived)
# doesn't scare me

Edit:I can't see anything. Am I going blind?

Edit:Yay I can now see it. My sight has returned. It reminds me of Pink Floyd's Pulse album. It's all very well and good till the batteries go.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:18, archived)
# But your not
a drunk ferrit.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:19, archived)
# you're desensitised
to ferret madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:20, archived)
# you're a filthy, goodfornothing
piece of shit.


Afternoon all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:24, archived)
# cunt buttock

Good Afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:27, archived)
# .....must.......obey........ferret.........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Make it animate at either 10Hz or 200 Hz
Not that that is seizure frequency...
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:19, archived)
# 10's good..
...w/ the strobe in the physics lab (it makes you sick..)

I'm not sure what freq. this is:
(RowdsterDelux, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 19 May 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Is it just me
or does that nose look like a cock?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I USE E-NER-GY...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:16, archived)
# how
bizarre! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 13:30, archived)

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