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# Look I'm sorry about the size ok
MSN auto resize blah blah.......... weekend hangover etc etc ...............motorbikes don't make you gay ...................ooooh the stories I could tell etc....

(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Motorbikes make you
so gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I was at
Peterboghorror this weekend, funny as hell

A mate was being sick between his legs by 10.30PM friday, in an ambulance on a spinal board to hospital by 2.00AM - back by 8.00AM drinking again.

funny as.
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Oh yes.
Nurse, please do something about my aching sides, I think they're in danger of splitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# why was
he on a spinal baord? had his back been injured by vigorous bumlove?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# .
Nah, his back went but doubled over and once he was in his sleeping back, so quite amusing his screams when the first aiders tried to fold him flat (whilst naked).

Hey cow person, what's the matter got the painters in?
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I'm quite capable of doing my own DIY.
I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Do you even know
what you're saying?

Cos I sure as hell don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Blimey?
Well pop down the shops for that book that translates old slang and sayings, oooh an get us a can of tartan paint, bucket of steam and a long weight while your at it pls.
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:21, archived)
# The painters bit
I understood (misguided though it is), your description of your mate's discomfort made practically no sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# .
Because self inflicted drink induced pain in young lads who've been warned to slow their drinking (and such) down all evening - is funny.

Anyone who doesn't think so should be a traffic warden.

Hey! - just IMHO.
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Subtle
I like
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# it doesn't have
a product number
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# hehe
took me a while to get that
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# still taking me a while
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:01, archived)
# one way of getting the kids pocket money back
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# haha.
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:04, archived)
# hehehe okay I like that
I'm so slow sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# woo to scalextric
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
cooooool
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:22, archived)
# i fail to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# very very subtle
speed camera markings on the track
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:02, archived)
# oooooh.
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# .
More a comment on the nanny state and the times we live in.
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# it's political correctness gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Send 'em back to where they came from!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# speed camera
or GATZO (or something like that)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:06, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Woo et Yay

Guess who finally got a job with a company that don't monitor my web usage??

:):)
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Um...
me?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:57, archived)
# and me :)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:58, archived)
# and you and you and
ba-ba baaaaaaaaa, ba-ba-ba ba bah bah baaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# i've only just
noticed the striking similarity between the them tunes for jim'll fix it and going for gold

(edit)bits of them anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Plus
Jimmy Saville & Henry Kelly are both kiddy fiddlers.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:02, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Aaargh
I should probably phone my lawyer..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# arghhhhhhhhhhhh
the talking bollock
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
That made me laugh.
(Cheril, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Jim'll fix-it for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# And me
(then again it is my business)
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Result!
Is the pay actually any good or did you just take it purely for the free internet usage?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:57, archived)
# err,

You got me.

The pay is poop
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:58, archived)
# I'm assuming
the job's in IT (mainly because everyone on this board seems to be either a web designer or a software engineer), so it can't be that bad? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I sell Web Design
to people who dont know any better... :)
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Pete Townshend?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:57, archived)
# you!
wahey!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Rimski-Korsakow ?
Guy Lombardo ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Dr Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Duke Wolly da Honk?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Hurrah
and god help us all
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Mr Laforge to

the transporter room....
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:55, archived)
# bunnies!
a friend of mine got two male bunnies.
Except they weren't both male, so now he has 16 bunnies. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:57, archived)
# No use to me, mate
I'm a vegetarian.
On a different tack - Hallo peeps - v kwik visit, styoopidly busy, love you all mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmWAH!!
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Sounds like an excuse for stew to me.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Fucking Bunnies!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The Pope's evil secret revealed!

Where is Dan Dare when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I'm doing
what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:51, archived)
# off bumming Stripey
apparently

Is there something you haven't told us?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:55, archived)
# It depends on
who or what a stripey is.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:56, archived)
# your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:58, archived)
# actually
my mum's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Well that would explain the smell
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:02, archived)
# don't start confusing me again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# snap
=8.(
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
# you don't know who Stripey is?
He's Digby's alien pet, in Dan Dare - Pilot of the 1950s Future.
I think I read my Dads Eagle annuals when I were young
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:58, archived)
# sorry Reverend,
Dan Dare - the only one to stand between earth and the Mekon's twisted rule?

Note: Stripey being an ill-considered alien-animal sidekick, who bounced around tigger-like, didn't do the series any favours. But you can pretend I said the Professor/Digby (delete as appropriate) if you wish.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# that's
spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:52, archived)
# i knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Dutchie
hands above the table
(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Proof .. if proof were needed....

of the chameleon's uncanny ability
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:50, archived)
# are you
a fan of david icke?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# No.
should I understand why you're asking that?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:18, archived)
# oh it's jus the
lizard men connection etc
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Janet felt different to her friends
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:47, archived)
# I know I'm not the only one who finds that picture
arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:47, archived)
# ACtually
you *are* the only one. You're a sick sick puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 May 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I would
woo to the new icons btw
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:04, archived)
# I have.........
Twice
(HeatherMillsWoodenLeg, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# today is a good day for Daleks
nice pig-tails.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:48, archived)
# ACCESORIZE!
ACCESORIZE!ACCESORIZE!
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:49, archived)
# ah
better caption than mine
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:49, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:49, archived)
# so that's what the women get up to when their men go to work
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:51, archived)
# yay!
threadjack - why was viking kittens (users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/) removed from rathergood.com ? also - wanna buy a lego mac for a rip off amount of money? cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2729209921 and read a famous lecture with the C*** word in lots. www.yasmine.org.uk/onsexgender.html
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:52, archived)
# vikings removed 'cause
of a request from record company.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:53, archived)
# so that other site shouldn't really have it there either then?
:( sadness. it was the bestest.
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:56, archived)
# they were asked too
and they took it down for a while - and then put it back up.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:57, archived)
# thats naughty but also very sad.
why would they not want their song to have viking kittens animated to it? have they no sense of humour?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# fook knows
but they own the copyright, they can do as they please.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Why would he know?
He's not Joels bitch you know...Ah, I see he is.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:54, archived)
# woo
yah
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:52, archived)
# But she's so
fetchingly turned out. (Woo to being different, Janet!)
(Cheril, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:54, archived)
# eggsalunt
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:56, archived)
# blimey
who approved me?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:09, archived)
# ha,
nice double bluff.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:11, archived)
# nah
I try and be good and not approve myself. Really. No one ever believes me tho.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# sorry
I can't stop myself doing the obvious joke.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:18, archived)
# oh go on
I set them up - you knock 'em down.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I like
it :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# She'd do anything to get into Heat magazine....
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:44, archived)
# yuk, but yay
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:44, archived)
# ahhh ha ha ha
that is so funny and true on many levels
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:46, archived)
# She must have taken advice
from Gordon Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:46, archived)
# eeewww!
that's icky.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:47, archived)
# haha.
it's funny because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:50, archived)
# yikes!
woo times two!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha - it looks like...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# FINISH HIM!


/mortal combat
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:44, archived)
# ahhha ha ha
I always think that too
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:44, archived)
# you always think of cock
when playing connect 4?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:45, archived)
# issues
serious issues
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 19 May 2003, 14:46, archived)
# yes
when the counters show up in that shape at least
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:47, archived)
# slag!
did anyone else just have trouble shaped problems with this 'ere site?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# it wobbled
but never quite fell over
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# same with a few
only google seemed to work.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 19 May 2003, 14:45, archived)
# and I
seem to have run out of chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:46, archived)
# now
there's a crisis. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:47, archived)
# too right!
my life has lost all purpose..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:49, archived)
# ever thought about experimenting
with other snacks? Purely as an emergency measure obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:49, archived)
# well I have
but nothing is quite as satisfying..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:53, archived)
# ooo
that reminds me - I've now gone just over a year without chocolate!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:50, archived)
# shh!
You will not succeed in making me feel bad! (Well done though, because that is surely true will power. And yes I am jealous.)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:54, archived)
# frigging cockape.
it was refusing to exist for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:46, archived)
# yep
for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:45, archived)
# email
/that is all
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:47, archived)
# oooh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I've made a new game
and I think it's rather spiffing.

Can you guess what it's called from the URL?

www.matazone.co.uk/yes-we-have-no-weapons-of-mass-destruction-game.html

It's got music (when it loads) but it does have a swanky volume control slider thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Heheheh lovely
nice techno remix there


and i got 3rd place!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:46, archived)
#
Number 1 :p
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Yeah yeah
I'll get you next time... *shakes fist* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Not anymore,
you're down to 7 now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:52, archived)
# my firewall blocked that
for reasons of a sexual nature. How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Yeah
I think I mention sex once on my site on a completely different page, I think I'm blocked on a few people's servers. 'Tis a tad annoying really.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:48, archived)
# nay mind
I shall look when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:49, archived)
# It'll be
officially on my site on Thursday, I just needed to make sure that it's working reliably enough for people to be able to use it. Judging by the highscore table filling up I'm guessing that it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Yoo
Way!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:53, archived)
# That be genius
nuf said
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Draw, Pilgrim
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:42, archived)
# that's a mean looking mammal
and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Awww
I don't know whether to cuddle it or shoot it dead where it stands... Bless...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:47, archived)
# that is woo
that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Woo Yay
a front page, me so happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# It's worth it
it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Levels!
Nice butt.

Sorry: nice, but...

(Sybil 'n' Tess, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Haven't a clue what this is all about
but I was asked to make this by m'colleague
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Heee hee
I believe they take it up there every other Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# should
say "your an arse" really, but my mates might not get the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:45, archived)
# i find its funnier
when people dont understand whats wrong with saying your instead of you're
(icedragon, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I find its funnier
when people dont understand the joke. It's "Your an Arse" theirs no such thing as you're.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Something to do with Rugby.
But you're a girl, so never mind.

Edit: I'd like to see a visual rendering of Arsene Wenger as "Arse in Wanger".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# ha
your gay
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Perhaps it's
an insult?
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# how
rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Something to do
with sport innit?

Isn't that team Tiddlywinks Champions (South-East region) for like the third time or summink?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Skate
;)
(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:47, archived)
# If I'm a skate, why am I siding with the scummers?
huh? punk.
(I'm a cheap Gosport slag, aksherly)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:49, archived)
# On the 8th day
God shat out Gospit

Anyway, knew you were a pompey lass (that's the point, sposed to be more insulting this way innit?)
(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:55, archived)
# I suppose....
In which case I'd better nut you one
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I'll have yer
.
(Mattyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Not if I
have yer first.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] X-Ray insight...
...into the mind of Bush. (repost)
(Reno, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# If that weren't so funny
I'd moan about your threadwasting reposterage..!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Guilty as charged. :(
Sorry about that, I've never had a compo relevant entry before though! I'll go and shoot myself immediately.
(Reno, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# No need
to go that far, just tattoo "I will not waste threads with reposts" 100 times over your body with a rusty pin and a biro.


Anyone else having trouble with the board in the last 5/10 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Repost!
In that case I shall repost some thing I made the other night for the pleasure of the lunchtime b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Slightly camp
hand gesture there!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:35, archived)
# there's no slightly about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Shut up you,
I am as butch as the next man, you bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:41, archived)
# handbags







snigger
(icedragon, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:53, archived)
# it does rather depend who
your next man will be
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I was playing up to the camera,
plus that thing was hard to hold.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:41, archived)
# mmmmmm, crunchy......
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Fantasmic
Look at the way it struggles before succumbing.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# It took ages,
looking at it now, I wish I'd made it all sepia toned.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Bootiful
Bovine.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I did this as well.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Aha
Bovine Harket
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:54, archived)
# That was the
inspiration.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:56, archived)
# other than the lack of leather wrist straps
it's a very homage.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Was it
a very sexy wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I was just
feeling sexy, I had to cut out the rest of the clip for decencys sake.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:58, archived)
# It's
probably for the best.

I should really go and have some breakfast, I've been finishing that bloody game all day and not got around to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Aint that the truth!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Coupon alert!!

This is the first ever "cut out and keep" b3ta post..



(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# dammit man
you made mt scratch my monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# I'm going to send you the invoice....
....for a new flat screen sonny jim ;op

woo
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# multiple
mined peas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# hee hee
there's alot of it about.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# it was obvious
everyone was gonna say the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# it was obvious
everyone was gonna say the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# argh!!!
STOP MESSING WITH MY BRAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# BOGOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# TFT
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# you grumpy piece of shit.
go suck a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I'll suck your dog
if you don't watch your filthy potty mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I have blunt nail-scissors
and a cracked monitor, but I'll still say YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# hmmmm
my screen didn't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Frightening..
That's so similar to my company logo..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Do you work for....
...The ACME Scissor Company?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha
so silly and yet I can't believe it ain't been done before.




W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Camp X-Ray?


Tenuous, I know. But it does have a bloody X-Ray theme, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:21, archived)
# much laughter
I am getting odd looks from my new workmates
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:22, archived)
# I see
you're gay settling in nicely then!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:26, archived)
# oh yes
I have my feet well under the table now.

*edit* I've just been sacked ;)*/edit*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# hhaha!
sacked!
good effort!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Seriously?
or are you taking the piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:44, archived)
# *laughs*
If only it weren't true that would be even funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:45, archived)
# make it compo
and i will forgive you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Hello sailor!
Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Ducky
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
# *groan*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# I loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Oooh,
woo him.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# woo sah
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Hee hee


Bugger, it's getting dark in here and the cat is hinting through her claws that getting up to turn the light on would be a bad move.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# This is great!
Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# *ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Instead of shouting
"ARGH FUCKING COCKWANK" I shall simply say - "Woo! Great minds think alike"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Never, ever, ever ask for a bite though....
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Ha ha
pasty!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:21, archived)
# nice manouver :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:22, archived)
# That's clever
ingenious almost
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
loon
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha
PIE!


(kind of)


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# No hands and friend re-enact the infamous Peggy Vs Pat fight

Sorry for the poo animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Farmfoodsman, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# You aint my Muther!
/cockney accent
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Actually I am
It seems as good a time to mention it as any other
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:19, archived)
# really?
can i see some pictures of you, and a sample of your dna so it can be proved?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:20, archived)
# I am hurt
You doubt your own mother!

Call yourself a son! Wait til your father gets home.
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:26, archived)
# i checked your profile
and unless you have had a sex change in the last 19 years, and gave birth to me when you were about 10, i doubt you really are my mother.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# The earings do it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Well after all
No Hands is reknowned for his acting range
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:20, archived)
# you slaaaaaaag.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:20, archived)
# it's my car lot, Roy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:22, archived)
# You know me....
I like me jazz!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Woo to that pic!
I like Pat`s ear rings (in a non sexual way).

Some more Jim out of EastEnders related shite:

Jim`s Greatest Hits

Jim does The Smiths

Gonna start a new one soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:22, archived)
# NASA
didn't dare release the other photos...

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:14, archived)
# I wish
Little Bov had tread, for added grip.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:15, archived)
#
Little Bov???
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Calf
Surely
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# It's a bit worrying
I wouldn't call mine Little Ralph...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# 'Little Goblin'
hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Everyone
seems to read my name as Titchy anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:21, archived)
# I meant to woo the
pic, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
# yeah me too
it made me laugh, guv
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# No probs
it was an idea that came to me while dozing in front of Aliens last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Mister Happy?
or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:18, archived)
# haha!
'little bov'!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Easily solved
with a ribbed condom.
(I helped save b3ta! VeryGnawty, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:18, archived)
# I never felt the urge to name my little fella
it's not as if he'd come when called.
erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# just a quickie


now i leave.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:12, archived)
# arf.
i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Ha ha
good one!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:18, archived)
# wooo
she made me feel like a dust-buster from hell! *rock poses* :P
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Clever, well done mate!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:16, archived)

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