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We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
click for answer
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Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, More)
What's the difference between Paula Radcliffe and Hitler?
Hitler tried to finish the race.
Click for much book-based biggerment.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 0:27, More)
Thought i'd try the compo
from www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48192/
Three pregnant women sitting knitting jumpers. One says to the others, "I hope I have a boy, because I got this blue wool cheap". Another says, "I hope I have a girl, because I got this pink wool cheap". The last lady says... "I hope I have a disabled kid, as I've really fucked the arms up on this jumper..."
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:36, More)
...racist...very much so.
What do you call one of these:
A holocaust survivor.
(Note: I know its racist, and I don't agree with this joke, I just thought it was a good caption for the picture.)
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B.T., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 21:55, More)
Q: What's the difference betwen oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your whole week.
you have to say it out loud (and I know I can't animate)
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Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:34, More)
What's pink and blue, vieny and hard in the morning?
Cot death!
I'm sorry
(, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 15:02, More)
Did you hear that dishwasher manufacturers have stopped sending dishwashers to Asia
Apparently asians have started washing up on local beaches
www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48261/ Either relevant for that joke or any other similar one thats probably better! :)
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zedd, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 14:46, More)
:)
Q. What sits in the corner with its smile getting bigger and bigger?
A. A baby eating razor blades.
[300dpi version]
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 14:01, More)
Q. What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby playing with a razor blade.
300dpi 1650x2550 version
May do the green one later. If I can be arsed.
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brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:44, More)
what's black and white and read all over?
( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 1:14, More)
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a housefire
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Box of Rabbits, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 0:17, More)
What bubbles and bangs on your window?
CFB
A baby in a microwave
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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 22:22, More)
Q. What do you call 20 lepers in a swimming pool?
A. Porridge!
300dpi big version
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 20:12, More)
did you hear about the guy with 5 cocks?
His pants fit like a glove.
Either that or he looked like a five rubber cocked freak...
had to remove a bit of testicle for that one... nasty business (not my own testis you understand)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 15:09, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
click for answer
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Scoopzilla is going to be a faazhaa, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, More)
What's the difference between Paula Radcliffe and Hitler?
Hitler tried to finish the race.
Click for much book-based biggerment.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 0:27, More)
Thought i'd try the compo
from www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48192/
Three pregnant women sitting knitting jumpers. One says to the others, "I hope I have a boy, because I got this blue wool cheap". Another says, "I hope I have a girl, because I got this pink wool cheap". The last lady says... "I hope I have a disabled kid, as I've really fucked the arms up on this jumper..."
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:36, More)
...racist...very much so.
What do you call one of these:
A holocaust survivor.
(Note: I know its racist, and I don't agree with this joke, I just thought it was a good caption for the picture.)
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B.T., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 21:55, More)
Q: What's the difference betwen oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your whole week.
you have to say it out loud (and I know I can't animate)
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Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:34, More)
What's pink and blue, vieny and hard in the morning?
Cot death!
I'm sorry
(, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 15:02, More)
Did you hear that dishwasher manufacturers have stopped sending dishwashers to Asia
Apparently asians have started washing up on local beaches
www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48261/ Either relevant for that joke or any other similar one thats probably better! :)
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zedd, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 14:46, More)
:)
Q. What sits in the corner with its smile getting bigger and bigger?
A. A baby eating razor blades.
[300dpi version]
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prodigy69 Errapolis, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 14:01, More)
Q. What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby playing with a razor blade.
300dpi 1650x2550 version
May do the green one later. If I can be arsed.
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brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 12:44, More)
what's black and white and read all over?
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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 1:14, More)
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a housefire
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Box of Rabbits, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 0:17, More)
What bubbles and bangs on your window?
CFB
A baby in a microwave
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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 22:22, More)
Q. What do you call 20 lepers in a swimming pool?
A. Porridge!
300dpi big version
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brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 20:12, More)
![[300dpi version]](http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c165/prod1gy69/babyrazor1.gif){kind=link}
did you hear about the guy with 5 cocks?
His pants fit like a glove.
Either that or he looked like a five rubber cocked freak...
had to remove a bit of testicle for that one... nasty business (not my own testis you understand)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 15:09, More)