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This is a link post YouTube - Michael Moore on Q TV
fantastic interview.

27m18s for the pull quote @ 27m41s - "great, huge, crazy good..."

kinda helps if you've seen his new movie

poss NSFW if fat socialists aren't welcome
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This is a normal post I love seeing a fat, multi-millionaire throwing stones at others for their greed.

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This is a normal post He's surprisingly un-annoying and interesting in that.
It probably helps that the interviewer is willing to challenge his opinions.
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This is a link post real Ewoks?
lol
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This is a normal post Yub chub. <3

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This is a link post Lego Street Shootout.
Lego gets serious.
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This is a normal post holy shit that was amazing :)

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This is a normal post Bloody ace!
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This is a normal post That is nicely done.

I don't like the brickarms fad though.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post why isn't there an age rating on Legos? This is appalling!

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't go looking
for Lego porn then whatever you do!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superb

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still waiting for the last dude's head to land

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This is a normal post nice!
bonus points for Wilhelm scream usage
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was great - excellent use of depth of field.

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with this statement
and the pleasing use of the wilhelm scream
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This is a normal post The Fett head shot cracked me up
tho there is something oddly disturbing about lego with meat and brains inside, bleh...
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This is a link post The Great Big Song Intro Quiz I made this!
How well do you know your song intros? think you can name 300 of them?
Most of them are from the 80s & 90s, back when songs were songs.
The intros average 10 seconds, some being as small as under 2 seconds because they're so instantly recognisable and some longer to give you a chance.

If you get stuck (you will!) here are the answers.

The only prize is a trip down memory lane for you, and perhaps the frustration of going "OMG I know that song! what is it?!" :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post OMG I know that song! what is it?!
What is the one that goes Doo doo do do doo, doo doo do do do?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Betty Boo - Doing The Do?
:P
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I heard the theme to The Bill in there.
I want to go listen to Introinspection again now by Osymyso
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thinks its set adrift on memory bliss...

(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post aaargh
so many on here I know I know but I clearly don't know.

Thusly, sneaked a look at the answers. And aaaargh-ed some more.

But I'm pretty sure it was Tasmin Archer who sang Sleeping Satellite (#66)...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks, it was
I'd lost the original list a long time ago so had to re-write the list from scratch by listening to them all, a couple I couldn't remember myself so I swapped them out

updated with the right answer now
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
Will save this for a friendly challenge at the weekend. I won't peek at the answers first or anything. No Siree.
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This is a normal post fun

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This is a link post Wheres my hoverboard?
I lol'd at this post.



Today is the day that Marty McFly arrived in the future after hitting 88mph in a pimped out Delorean in 1985. The only question is, where is my hover skateboard?"

Well b3ta, lets answer his question - where the JUDDERING FUCK is it?!?!?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post still in development, they've got one hovvering but you can't ride it yet
dvice.com/archives/2010/05/artsy-back-to-t.php
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This is a normal post There are these too!
dvice.com/archives/2010/07/back-to-the-fut-2.php
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This is a normal post There was an urban myth back in the late-80s
that they had made them, but 'concerned parents' and the like had campaigned to suppress them. I figured at the time that it was bollocks, but even then we were all becoming such safety-obsessed weaklings that it seemed like the sort of thing that could happen.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hoax though, kind of
www.totalfilm.com/news/back-to-the-future-hoax-we-confess/
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post once again
the collective intelligence that is b3ta does not fail to deliver ;)
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This is a normal post October 21st 2015, Shirley

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This is a normal post ^this

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This is a normal post Fake
With added douchery of the film being 25 years old on 4th July 2010. So even if someone mixed up release date with film dates they still got it wrong.
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This is a link post Andy Weir's "The Egg" I made this!
Following on from applehead's excellent link, I thought I'd try my hand (or throat) and reading it out, slowly and sonorously.
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This is a normal post ^ This
Well read Grrrmachine... One of the best shorts I've ever read, it's links like this that make cocking about on the internet worth while.
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This is a link post Arnold Scharzenneger goes to Carnival in Rio,
to seek out his favorite thing, "the ass".
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This is a normal post The tone reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkcxuronV5Q
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This is a normal post hehe:-)
He's keen on Birmingham as well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxZ1xn2ml10
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This is a normal post what a slut he was
Something tells me he may never have been anywhere near the UK ever.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now what on Earth would give you that idea??

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This is a normal post His enthusiasm for Birmingham for a start

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is astonishing
I've never seen anyone do Birmingham that much justice before.
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This is a link post Wayne and Garth on Street View
I don't care if you have seen this on reddit or whatever
I get to post it again cos I'm the one dressed as wayne.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.

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This is a normal post
I recently interviewed someone for a job, who told me that they were the bloke dressed as Where's Wally on streetview.

Tru fax.
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This is a normal post Hahaha!
Excellent!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Natural male contraception
Some quacks think that submerging your testicles in hot water for hours on end is a good idea...
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This is a normal post that's nuts

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utter bollocks.

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This is a normal post Testiculatory nonsense.

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This is a normal post Sack them

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This is a normal post fucking balls

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This is a normal post Gonads

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This is a normal post Hairy Beanbags

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Roasted nuts.

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This is a normal post boil in the bag?
no thanks!
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This is a normal post haha
that made me cringe
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This is a normal post Scrotum sacks

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hefty under jugs.

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This is a normal post sous vide prairie oysters

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This is a normal post sc-rotem a letter of complaint.

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This is a normal post balls :D

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This is a normal post Candles!

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This is a normal post Balls to you too! :D
Happy candle day :D
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This is a normal post thanks :D

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post happy candle herman:D

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This is a normal post HAPPYCANDALMASANDMANYMOREYAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post oit!
I already said that one!

But I'll let you off as it's your happy candle day and all that
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's 2 veg short of a sunday lunch

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This is a normal post Mini haggis

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This is a normal post Speak for yourself :-p

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post sweaty flesh pendulums.

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This is a normal post Goodness Gracious!
/Great balls on fire
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This is a link post Beaver Cheese - One man's quest for all things cheese
I love this site, even if it does sound like a by-product of a sexually transmitted disease.

Basically a guy has set himself the challenge to taste and review ALL the cheeses mentioned in the famous Monty Python Cheese Shop sketch. Yes, that includes the famous 'Venezuelan Beaver Cheese' which he has sadly beeen unable to find.

His cat also features in his reviews, as it has a strange fondness for certain cheeses, and dislike for others...I don't understand cats.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post My New Kitten Likes
Ilchester Mexicana
Feta
Strong cheddar

and
Brown bread
Sponge cake

and I think she may be developing an interest for the Spiky Tom Cat Cock, good job she's booked in for her op on the 25th.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a link post New Samsung App is erm, interesting...
I quite like the description
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This is a link post Obama: USA's first female president
A Washington Post journalist asserts that Obama's most recent presidential address contains so many passive verbs that his political acumen and biological sex should be questioned.

Did I mention that not only was the analysis of his speech apparently equal parts arbitrary and confused, but the claims about correlations between the use of the passive voice and gender or 'passive attitudes' are completely unsupported by any evidence?

here is a response: languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=2427
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Economist's "Johnson" blog covered this story rather well too

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Genius Cable Organising Method


*rushes off to shop to buy bulldog clips*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
it's not really organising them as such, though is it. It's more like stopping them sliding down the back of the desk while you swap computers and parts around.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It'll stop them tangling quite a bit.
Maybe need to put the clips further apart though.
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This is a normal post But can they kill the headphone fairy?
He's the fiary that sneaks into my pocket and ties knots into my headphones cable even when they've been sat in my jeans overnight.
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This is a normal post I saw this on giz the other week
tried it and it am fail, the bits either fall out unless you twist them a particular way or are a bugger to get out.
I have ordered a bunch of these
thingies from tinterwebs which look a bit better
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post makes them all look like they've got little arms
and are playing a big synth
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This is a normal post Good spot
The one on the left looks like Ralph from the Muppets.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a link post The Very Human Centipede I made this!
Have become slightly obsessed with this film even though I haven't actually seen it. Last night I had a warped dream involving a favourite childhood book of mine.

Bingebob Technothesp
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a link post My 1001st post on links!
I have missed my B3taday for 5 years now, and now I have missed my 1000th post by posting "awesome" on some video. But to celebrate I have posted a new vid of Hans Rosling speaking at TED using his awesome stats.

Woo 1001 posts!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations on your last 5 years and your 1000th post

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This is a normal post Dit
to
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This is a normal post Dit
to too
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This is a normal post ta muchly

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This is a link post Guy with boner meets Sarah Palin
:40 in

or is there some other explanation?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking weirdo.
(I wonder if she'd get an abortion if I raped her?)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Or if she'd have the baby and call it 'Rape'. (Go and read about her kid being called 'trig', which basically means its got downs syndrome)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I never knew whether to believe that story about the name trig. maybe it's just a shit name?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post she was originally going to call it Mong

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This is a normal post a-hem.
The *proper* name/term, if you will refer back to "Blazing Saddles," is MONGO.

And in re: original post of boner-boy: 1. Um. EYEW. 2. There is no fucking way in HELL that everybody else there did NOT notice that rager. Granted, it wasn't exactly Wilt Chamberlain, but DAYUUUMMMN, DOOOD. Go in the toilet for a wank or something, if you can't stop your addiction to little blue pills and batshit-crazy bitches.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the fact that he makes no effort to hide it

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This is a link post "Woooooo! Double rainbow all the way across the sky! Waaaaahahahahahaa!"
Rainbows = serious.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw one myself earlier this year but I didn't squeal with delight

I do like how the rainbows divide the sky into different coloured segments.
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This is a normal post great pic

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This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA&feature=watch_response
someone autotuned it
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This is a link post Rainy Mood
Most certainly GC but it cheers me up no end
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Awesome hotel reviews
For a place in Bakewell - some of them are extremely positive but some... aren't. My favourite:

As part of our order we asked to have two hot chocolates ( adding up to £5.50 ), and when they arrived, it was surprising to find a large teapot with watery brown liquid inside,with no taste of chocolate at all. We mentioned this to the waiter,and another teapot arrived ( half the size of before ) , and again with with liquid totally lacking in chocolate ? Perplexed, I went to the mature "lady" at the bar who took my order, and she was putting on her coat. After firstly giving me a look to kill, and then being told of my experience, she then snapped" So what do you want me to do about it?, to which I replied "Well, I would like hot chocolate which tastes of chocolate" if that's OK ?, only then for her to repeat my words back in a sarcastic loud voice !!!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha.
I like the ones where the hotel responds and comes across even worse. Well done there. Now everyone knows the reviews are truthful.
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This is a link post The size of things.
[edit] bollocks of course, as a lot of the smaller objects don't have well defined sizes.
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This is a normal post Ah, Ambassador, with zis transparent peniz vee can clearly see you coming.
It's nice though innit?
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This is a normal post GC said no, so I suppose it has been copied around a bit?
I like the swirly version.
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This is a normal post Don't worry about GC
this is a nice link and I'm sure not everyone saw it last time.

Music is new as is swirly version, I like it :-)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:42, , Reply)
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This is a normal post Clickity click says
click
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This is a normal post blimey.
I think I'll bookmark that, then when I'm feeling down, I'll do the zoom in bit and marvel at how amazing everything is. And when I'll feeling happy, I'll zoom out and realize what a pathetically insignificant speck of shit planet earth is.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite cool

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand how the universe can be more than 28 billion light years across
If matter can't travel beyond the speed of light, and the big bang happened 14 billion years ago, then the furthest that matter can have traveled in that time is just under 14 billion light years in all directions. Unless there were lots of big bangs that took place simultaneously all over the place.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh, but the big bang happened at the centre..
so it's 14 billion light years in all directions ;)
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