Hello, is it tea you're looking for?
My friend wrote this song
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What Not To Say To An Apple Customer....
Worth scrolling to the 'Things Not To Say'. When our Macs go apeshit they tend to get described in many colourful ways.
'My hard drive has been bummed'
'Someone's given it Aids'
'Retarded chinese built crap'
'Stupid overpriced cock processor'
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Urrrgh that is quite frankly the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
And I've been to Slough!
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was slough as bad as they say ?
i have a bussiness thee soon and want to now what vacinations or weapons i will need to take
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:01,
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All of them...
on both counts.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:27,
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Oh. My. God.
I knew I shouldn't have clicked play, but my stupidity won.
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As if the start wasn't bad enough 4:20+ is gross.
Why the fuck is there a Mollusc licking it?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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horrible
but i watched it all :-/
... I'll be saying 'licking it' for the rest of the day...gonna go find a molluscum, probably one in the bathroom.
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:47,
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You are SO beautiful, my Baron.
Your skin, love to me. Your diseases lovingly cared for, for all eternity.
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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:52,
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great, as if that link
didn't gross me out enough, now i have images of baron harkonnen stuck in my head.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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Quite lovely :)
That chap with the blackheads clearly did not care about them in the first place, got chucked a few rupees by Doc to film them being squeezed.
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I don't understand how anyone can let that happen to themselves.
Everyone squeezes their own spots, right?
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 15:21,
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if you have a mirror
otherwise you just scratch it or get used to your nose being sore
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:27,
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I know a girl who loves to pop zits. Nice to have someone run their fingers up your back, but the excrutiating pain can be done without.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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I was salivating all the way through that!
It was an epic battle between morbid fascination and the urge to boke, I made it to the end but still feel queasy! I bet his nose shrunk to half its size after that!
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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boke
I can honestly nothing I've seen on the internet has ever made me feel physically sick... until now.
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:39,
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HaHa!!!!! That is truly wonderful!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:48,
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oh jesus
it's like spider eyes
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:57,
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When the Doc said
What is the taste of this molluscum. Then he said something about licking it. My stomach has turned and I am still waiting for it to return to it's original position.
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i was under the assumption
i had misheard him when he mentioned taste and licking...now i feel ill all over again. :S
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 18:32,
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yeah great but what is he going to put in those holes now?
what if it rains ?
what if he holds the end of his nose and blows?
all these questions and more to be answered here
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:00,
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I am NOT watching that.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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For once I'm saying you should definitely not
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:13,
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black heads or marmite?
whats not to love?
on a personal note i can not abide marmite , but do like a good black head every now and again but this extreme dude has gone so far the he has totaly gone ful retard on the things, and folks , every one knows you never go full retard
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:19,
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reminds me of this
vitawheat worms
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nldHGkLw2Zw&feature=related
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I watched this yesterday
but all day today I've had the word molluscum in this man's voice going round in my head. I can't stop feeling sick.
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Try this on for size.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD7zvq0qb0o&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I bet he could breathe a bit better after that procedure
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Nokia advert edit
I made this!
..inspired by a previously edited video on this very site. :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c19z67eQA4Y
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huraah. that women is incredibly annoying.
also: TRIFLE? What change is this? I fear change...
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JamTallons, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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We are descending into a world of trifley goodness
*eats trifle*
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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My guess is
The main server (jelly) blew up and trifle is a fall-back one.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:22,
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B3ta downtime - we're switching servers and this may result in downtime and erratic performance over the next few days whilst we change things over. Any problems poke either Rob Tinsley (our wonderful tech leading this) on twitter.com/robtinsley or me on twitter.com/robmanuel. See you on the other side. BTW: Our server is run from public donations. Those who donate get a lovely icon on the board.
posted by rob on 29th Aug at 9am
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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B3ta downtime - we're
posted by rob on 29th Aug at 9am
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:41,
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What?
Where'd you get that from?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 15:27,
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http://trifle.b3ta.com/
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:06,
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Oh, the front page
does anyone read that any more?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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Where's the front page?
Never been there. What's the weather like?
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:50,
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Is there any situation in life where adding trifle is not a good thing?
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:26,
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When you're drowning in trifle?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 15:17,
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AS I WALKED into the kitchen this morning I was horrified to find my elderly mother haemorrhaging from the mouth, coughing up pus into a bowl and screaming uncontrollably.
Imagine my relief when I spotted a cherry amongst the sticky mess, and realised she was only eating a trifle, and shrieking with delight.
© Viz Letterbox.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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An SUV just went passed. It's fucking kicking off!
Oh, wait. No it isn't.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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Issac from space!
(Hurricane Issac, not Chris Issak; the eighties bequiffed crooner).
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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Do you mean
Isaac, and Isaak? Not like you to do typos, Tabby.
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Well, how about that?
I never noticed it was Isaac. Stupid spelling.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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Obligatory
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-530489/Baby-joy-Radio-1-DJ-Sara-Cox-shows-gorgeous-new-arrival.html
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Disabling of Java is advised
I wouldn't want anyone to catch a nasty bug now
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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The trouble with disabling/removing Java is so much stuff runs on it that
a lot of non-tech people will whine that "the internet isn't working". It's fine for them in the know, but just try explaining this to the people who are end users who aren't tech aware. Cue raised eyebrows and bored expressions.
Good linkage though, and I'm now java free.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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A good point...
...though I find myself rarely using Java anywhere on the interwebz these days. Fair point that less techie people may get confused and start mashing keys, grunting, and eventually urinate over their desktops in frustration because their chat room broke. Rather that than some nasty 0-day virus eating your PC alive...
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:54,
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Hardly anything runs on Java
You're thinking of JavaScript (no relation)
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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An enormous number of business applications do
And disabling Java isn't an option. Oracle need to pull their finger out and fix it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:08,
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it's JDK 7 though
I can't see many large organisatuons using 7 fully yet. So is downgrading to 6 a valid option?
Minecraft doesn't work on Linux with JDK 7 anyway.
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Is it confirmed 6 is safe though?
I can't seem to find anything anywhere.
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:20,
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Old versions don't have this vulnerability,
but they're not patched any more so not safe either.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:30,
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this in droves
Especially in the financial sector
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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:27,
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I thought we were talking about "non-tech people"
If it's a business app, then it's the responsibility of the IT department
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:29,
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I am the IT department
And I've got plenty of users who will whine that the internet is broken.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:44,
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Minecraft runs on java though...
Is this vulnerability just in the browser?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:03,
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Browsers are the main point of attack
by the looks of it, but the vulnerability is with Java itself. I think you can add restrictions in the security controls though...
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disabling java is a bit extreme
just tell it to get out of town and never come back
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you could have told me this earlier
i've just removed his left leg.
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I've been Java free at home for well over a year.
I got infected via a Java exploit embedded within an advert on a trusted website (don't know which as I had several tabs open as always at the time). Took me the thick end of a week to fully eradicate the bastard thing. Java had been silently failing to update for a couple of revisions so the hole was well known by this point.
I'm sure it has its uses, but I genuinely haven't missed it. I strongly recommend you uninstall it and see if you do.
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I expect so
But why would you want to have a known security risk laying around if it's not in use? If you just disable it you leave yourself open to something or someone reenabling it without your knowledge.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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I think Windows 7 and the newest OSX
no longer ship with Java anyway due to it's problems. Most people with a newish PC / MAC may not even have it installed. Even so, it's just a quick trip to the control panel to rid yourself of it.
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:44,
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I'm ahead of the curve and already disabled Java
Not because of this really, I just found I wasn't using it.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:55,
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I develop Android apps
so I wonder how much I can fuck up my rig by doing this - don't need java in my browser though...
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 19:31,
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A Haka by the 2/1 RNZIR Battalion
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:08,
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I should have said that it's a military funeral and very sad ;(
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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Sad. Cool. And awesome.
But why the sniper in the gillie suit? Did they expect it to get out of hand?
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Batman in 1930s Shanghai
seen the start before but I think this is the whole thing
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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Lovely animation, but some strange design
Catwoman looks really chinese-y, and fits well with the traditional 30's aestetic, but batman and bane look like.... batman and bane, and dont really fit with the world.
Good stuff though
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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If they did an animated version of
Mike Mignola's Gotham By Gaslight Id probably cum in my pants
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:40,
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looks a bit like the cut scenes in the professor layton games
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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Muscle! Muscle! Muscle!
What?
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 4:52,
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tHIS IS ALL OF THE ACES...
click...
(felt a bit thick till i realised you have to hit record to play with his musical muscles)
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:15,
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I usually dislike adverts that I feel have been made to appeal to my sensibilities.
This, however, is fucking brilliant.
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Lovely Head. Live.
I just played this for the first time in a long time.
It's fucking timeless.
What a song.
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waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 4:23,
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Just gorgeous
*click*
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Pod Malore B3ta changed the way I poop, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 4:54,
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I do wish they'd head back in that direction, the last album was a bit too throwaway pop
Such a great atmosphere at their gigs, and watching her sing Utopia still makes my jaw drop
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 6:49,
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I agree so much, cos it's actually my ringtone.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:44,
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Education, Education, Education, Education, Education, Education,
/Monkey Dust
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:57,
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Apparently, she is an absolute cunt.
Not the biggest surprise. Chap's meant to be nice though.
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Prairie Sunsets
I made this!
This is a collection of my photos turned into a video. No laughs, but I hope you enjoy it. All the photos were taken near where I live in Chester, Nebraska.
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 2:35,
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Chester isn't in Nebraska, silly
Chester is in Wales
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 7:47,
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Chester isn't in Wales, silly
Chester is in England
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:42,
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Correct
Remember that Americans can't do anything original.
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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Restore your own Ecce Homo
I love this :D
Sorry, I don't know how to embed pictures
media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/upload/452822937502774741_WOInsPQQ_f.jpg
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Pod Malore B3ta changed the way I poop, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 2:14,
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Confused Ecce Homo with Ecce Romani.
I'm just too classical, yo.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:45,
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Bunch Of Soldiers Planned To Assassinate Obama
Why has this not had more mainstream coverage? Assassinate
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 2:04,
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term here is implicated...
oh what a little editing can do...
www.northwestohio.com/news/story.aspx?id=793429#.UD1v1KPKjTo
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 2:42,
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very noble cause just carried badly and done the completely fucking wrong way
nothing wrong in giving the government back to the people . if you are going to do that then there are a few things to get right first.
1. dont kill the president , it will act as a rally call
2. make sure the people want the control of the government
3. dont let an american plan it
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 7:58,
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I fail to see how America will ever solve its problems
if they keep electing Americans
(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:05, Share, Reply)
They did try an Austrian
I don't think it helped.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:41,
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So did the Germans
Whilst the uniforms were well ironed, the country and the continent and the world went to fuck.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:47,
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"nothing wrong in giving the government back to the people"
Of course there is. People are fucking idiots.
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I should imagine that's what Stalin thought
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Now.
*There's* an awesome moustache.
Much better than that upstart Hitler.
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erm
actually having some pictures of some US militia rather than British Metropolitan Police in riot gear might add a wee bit of credibility
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:44,
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Skip to 25:00 for pretty swirls
or watch the whole thing if you want to do some learnin'
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Professor Aurnou can't spell laboratory.
This is SCIENCE god damn it. Spelling must be done properly, like.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:48,
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My dogs a bit strange, but still better than cats.
I made this!
Made a movie with some friends out on kayaks messing around on the Jurassic coast at the weekend. This is Dexters segment of the movie. The little tit. Otter FTW.
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:37,
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Gorgeous singer deals with caterpillar dropping on her mic mid-song and man dancing like an epileptic.
And she has, errr, large tracts of land.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:12,
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Huh? Caterpillar?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:17,
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She has big breasts.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:24,
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Always the subtle one, Bready!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:27,
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Totally.
If she had a gun....or something.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:30,
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That F8s8sKing caterpillar would never rob a store again!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:31,
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But if the caterpillar had a gun....etc.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:37,
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True dat!
We should invite her to the next B3ta party and have caterpillars with squirt guns filled with fabric dissolving liquid.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:38,
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if that caterpillar had a gun we would all be dead....
or something...?
also on a complete side note, (it is tuesday after all) i think i used to be related to that guy dancing, he looks (and dances) scarily like an ex-inlaw of mine. oh and yeah... she has HUGE BOOBIES...
edit: she has my utmost respect for saving the little critter without missing a beat. :D
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Never a Wardrobe malfunction when you really need one
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:28,
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You really should hire a professional to direct these music videos.
That was a pretty good performance :) Though I think Sheriff Spaz had the right idea; being a one man audience is difficult.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:28,
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I see the family relationship.
Dad is a dancin' machine!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:15,
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his ability to dance
like a twat whilst keeping very much in time is pretty impressive
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JeremyBeadlesHands, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:22,
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she looks
a bit like that Northern Irish Unit off of Hollyoaks
erm.....
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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How to draw a head from any angle........
Cast off your Macs,burn your Photoshop DVD's, the real shinizzle is here!
No,really, a very intuitive and foolproof way of studying up your drawing skills.
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Are the Angles still in England?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:13,
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AND FUK U SAXONZ, UR BCHES
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:17,
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Pfffft
Angles and Saxons are such noobs, from a Celtic perspective. *eats deep-fried Roman Centurion*
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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:08,
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Yes, thats a point......
I'm a true blood Celt
(engages in smugness)
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Aye and we're all a bit shit compared to the Normans
How the hell did we let the floppy haired toffs conquer us all?!
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How the hell
did we
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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:38,
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Well...........
the Nords invaded from the North, repelled by Harold. He then had word of an Invasion to the South .Rather than resting his army, the twat went marching 300 miles South to repel the invaders (again) this time his luck ran out and a bunch of flouncy SURRENDER MONKEYS took the crown.
Here endeth the lesson.
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amen.
don't kill me, i know nothing, only a silly american..*runs away*
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True enough, true enough
This isn't to underestimate the Normans, who had the title of 'Bad ass motherfuckers' of Europe and part of Asia for a good while before the conquest, and obviously for a good while after. I do take umbridge with the 'English' taking the blame for the subjugation of the other nations of our isles though, if theres been anyone under the cosh of the Normans for the longest, its the people of England ;) ...Would have been much better under Hardrada (as you can tell from my username) Still not over the harrying of the north (did not involve strip billiards)
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but weren't the normans
vikings who had settled in normandy (hence the "bad ass motherfuckers" reputation) - the word "normans" literally meaning norse-men
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But where does Ulfric Stormcloak come into all this...?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:57,
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Pah, you Celts are n00bs to us beaker people.
Fuck you and the horse you woad into Britain on.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:12,
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