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This is a link post BatMan cat

(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You owe me a new monitor.
I just vomited all over this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Be honest though love...
That was going to happen anyway....
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
I just vomited splooged all over this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we'll need the flaming shit hammers for this one

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *steals*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post all the gangnam mash ups in one place,
Know you like this kind of shit...
Just fucked off that because of the internet I now kinda like this god awful tune....
And fair play to the guy, I would sell my integrity for a few quid and worldwide youtube fame...
And 3.35 featuring MC Slater off of saved by the bell, possibly...
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the Big Trouble in Little China one, but all the others suck arse.
That includes the original.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post And the originals mother, father, brothers, sisters. aunties, uncles, cousins, pet, the whole family.
(although they are probably very rich now)
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post family gangnam style....

(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
nam bang
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey
If the markets there....
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got
a long grey beard.
 (Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK OFOFFOOFOFOFOFOFOFOOFOFOOFOFOFOOF

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I've not heard this Gangham bollocks
Not even once. I'm quite chuffed about that
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher loves you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Then I say you are unqualified to comment!
GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post personally i think that is a remarkable achievment...
and i am quite jealous.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Can someone give fadge a nudge
I think he's stuck
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher loves you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *drops pants*
Ok.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *sighs*
A nudge with something substantial enough to make him notice
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher loves you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post actual LoLs !
now everyone is looking at me strange.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as strange as the people in this library are looking at me.
*tries to pull pants up and run, trips over, falls into children's section*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post you would think they would be used to it by now.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This will run and run like the untergang bit.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a link post Breaking news!
I live near there, for the love of god, won't someone help me?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck me
they live on the fucking edge round your way dont they.....
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell! I hope you are OK!!


*Donates to fund*
*sends aid package*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It has a ladder!
It will kill us all! Aggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus wept, this just gets worse and worse.
What about the children? Won't somebody think of the children??
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *thinks of children*

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis I want to smash your pasty, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *removes children from rory's dungeon of love*

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post *takes advantage of opportunity and redecorates dungeon of love*

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis I want to smash your pasty, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank god they've put a senior reporter on this.
I'm sure she'll get to the bottom of the clear PR advert for Tom Cruise's new film, "All You Need Is Kill". And if that's not the best movie name EVER, I'd like to know what is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Indiana Bones and the last Poosade has a certain "ring" to it.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah we've all got problems
my bottle opener is proving utterly useless against this bottle of beer
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that, IS serious.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to go ALL the way downstairs to get another opener
and when i got back my beverage was slightly warmer!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell! It just gets worse, I think we should contact the UN, the world is falling apart.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I suggest you urgently call upon a constable.
Somebody should be summonsed!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen it too!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post me too!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Me three

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *records charity track*
Bonos welcome
 (I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This is a link post Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Knight auditions for American Idol
with Jack Black, Ben Stiller & Robert Downey, Jr.

May be GC, but it makes I happy.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Love that song.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Did she go full retard?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ben Stiller desperately trying to be cool about it, Robert Downey Jr being all cool about it, Jack Black gurning like a twat to be the centre of attention.

(Fart through a Walkie Talkie is seriously considering keeping this user name, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post And Downey Jr
just being awesome, as he is and always will be. I love the guy.
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He is such an arrogant shit
I love him too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Great example of redemption, him.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a link post Heavy metal being played by heavy metal
Now bands can get rid of the drummer and bass player and just keep the cool members
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.nr, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sacrilege!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post photo of a dog, being photobombed by another dog, a husky, that looks quite surprsised.

(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
that made me smile! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post simple minds and all that...

(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post yup. :)

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post you want to get on that facebook....
I know someone that post random shite like this all the time...
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post you know it is weird...
i know someone that does that all the time too.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Posted!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you just posted a picture of a man with his hand up a dogs arse
EDIT: I hope you KNOW YOU just posted a picture of a man with his hand up a dogs arse.

The original typo had nothing to do with my true desires I might add

*cough*
 (Braising Squid, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha-ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent :)

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher loves you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, fantastic!... Lovely stuff.
not like them photos with cats in, they're shit!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god that made me choke on my tea!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post New York Post publishes front page of a man on subway tracks
Someone shot a photo of a man pushed onto the tracks of the subway and didn't bother to help him.
 (BumCoiffure, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more instagram filters.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It IS New York City, people tend to lose their humanity there.
The ire should be more directed at the a-hole who pushed him there in the first place.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i would disagree with your first comment.
but on the whole this is just terribly sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post PEOPLE ARE AWESOME!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to write something about how climbing down is bloody dangerous.
Then I saw the photo and realised he was upright and trying to climb up. Yes, what a cunt.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post the excuse is that the photographer was using their flash to alert the driver
yeah right
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, but its true.
of course that doesn't explain why she sent it to the NY Post.
edit: oh, and im not sure why she thought a train driver would come to a screeching halt because someone used flash photography.
 (augsav <3, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Having been on a motorway, about 300 yards from an upturned car...
whilst driving at 70mph, I have to say the woman on the hard shoulder waving a jacket was in no way helpful.

I was thinking "what the hell is wrong with that... OH SHIIIIIIIT!".

I can imagine some flash photography isn't going to help someone who works in dark subterranean tunnels all day long.

Now - maybe he thought that....

Now - he had a camera with a flash - so there is some chance he was extremely far away, and additionally had a moderately good lens...
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post was the train on time or running late?

(fluffybunnykiller BULLIMICS FEEL THE URGE, THE URGE TO PURGE, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure what aspect is
the most depressing about that story.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post we've reached an age where a bystanders first thoughts are
1. Can I make money from this
2. How many hits would it get on YouTube
3. Could I be sued for helping
4. Shall I help
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon most people
would just freeze in shock rather than be in a state to help.

Seems weird that someone could be calm enough to get their camera out and take a picture, though. I suspect they would register highly on the psychopath test. As would the newspaper editor who had time to think.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Grim

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post everything about this is just dreadful.
also, a fear of mine, which is why you shouldn't ague with a mentally unstable man on a subway platform.
 (augsav <3, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure that pushing
is actually quite a common bad thought.

Add mental illness to that, and I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a link post The finale to The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
for no other reason than great and it's 9 minutes long and I finish work in 5 minutes. Looks like i'm working late. 4 minutes late.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens A one person human centipede, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The greatest Western ever made.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF!!?!! Have you not seen City Slickers 2, Curlys gold!
You fucking charlatan.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I am aware of its continued existence.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post And so you fucking should be.
Dawn and pissflaps reckon that "Nonce uponatime in the west" is pretty good also.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone who doesn't like that film is totally gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post dunno, is it as good as "A fistful of Dollies"?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop talking nonce-sense, of course it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Once Upon A Time In The West' has the greatest opening to a film, ever.
True story.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^trufax

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post apart from Once Upon A Time In The West
apart from that, it is indeed the greatest western ever made.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post clearly neither of you have seen 'Carry on Cowboy'

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The Rumpo Kid!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/901373
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a link post I was hoping they'd crush its head :-(
CaC.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Smug bastard just laying there fellating itself!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post A cat inside a cranes machine, you could have some gret fun with a lighter and a can of hairspray.
Failing that just a laser pointer.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post They spent a lot of money just to be ignored completely
Very similar to my relationship with Virgin and Nat West.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post And no fucks were given.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a link post US version of the IT Crowd
Deary me...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Richard Ayoade must feel very dirty after this

(augsav <3, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I know that Robert Llewellyn gets all cagey when asked about being the only Red Dwarfer to appear in the US version of that as well.
That was equally shit as this one.
 (Fart through a Walkie Talkie is seriously considering keeping this user name, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Oo-ooh, I'd make him feel dirty.
*rubs thighs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *Gets out the red pen*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You've spilt tippex all over the carpe....
oh.. that's not tippex.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's certainly opaque enough

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post dear god...
that looks utter shite, please say 'you made this' and its some college lads fucking about?
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's hard to make a successful show
let alone make a port to another country and hope for the same success.
 (BumCoiffure, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It worked for The Office
But admittedly it wasn't funny, which might be why it worked.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier wearing my Protective Cloak of Apathy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit where nothing funny happened but everyone laughed anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah "and"

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Never found the first one funny.
The chances that an American remake will be funny = less than 0 somehow.
Although, I liked the first scene with the photograph. That make a corner of my mouth almost turn up a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I also did not like the first one, but was happy when I gave the second episode a chance.

(BertnotErnie, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post they'd laugh if they saw their arse on fire

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Seaparks?

(I helped save b3ta! pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
A truly great episode that could never be remade. I love that one.
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking of bad remakes
Has anyone seen Payne? Truly awful.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Payne_(TV_series)
 (pahakyy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a link post Colour script for Pixar's film Up
Colour scripts are a bit like storyboards but are used to specify the colours used in each shot of a film. This is the color script for Pixar's film Up.
 (The Mysterious Not Logged In, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Lurkage.
Hello!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful. Every one of these is a piece of art
Good post!
 (augsav <3, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post cor, thanks for that
it's a film I've still not seen but keep meaning to. Those story boards are lovely, nice style to them as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
The opening sequence when they are children will have you in tears, it's beautiful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye ^.
Get through all 8 minutes without emitting water from your eyes. I dare you! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTBQYAE-pMk
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks, i have to watch it now, going to set me off again.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post never seen the film
just watched the link. Oh god. not crying, it's erm a delayed reaction from chopping onions last night. yeah, that's it.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens A one person human centipede, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I would comment on that...
but I appear to have a large quantity of dust in my eye at the moment, that's why my eyes *seem* to be watering

that was a very very well told story, lovely animation and characterisation... I really must watch the film now
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll bet Dawn was disappointed and crying at 22 seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post cannot click on that...
uncontrollable weeping is not on my 'to do list' right now, i will have to schedule that for later.
it is just such a great film though.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. It's pretty much guaranteed to get me all girly and sobby and pathetic.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Both of ^^these^^
I had all sorts of bits of dust in my eyes throughout this film and I never get like that. Fucking ridiculously wonderful film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What's all this soppy nonsense?
I've never seen this film. Is it a chick flick?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously, you've got to watch it.
I can't explain it. I'm more used to aliens, car chases, gun-fights and stuff but my mate lent this to me. I was bored and thought, meh, why not. Charlie Brooker had said what all ^^these^^ comments said but I thought, nah, he's gone soft. He wasn't wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Will I need a bottle of lambrini and some malteasers?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Some Lube and a box of Kleenex.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I see where you're going with this but you're ultimately doomed.
Find it, watch it and then come back and tell us how much dust mysteriously made it into your vicinity whilst watching it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post A lovely thing.
Thanks for sharing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post CAN'T LOOK TOO MANY TEARS

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a link post "Freedom or we die" - Egyptians threaten to lay siege to the presidential palace
I have friends who are "secular" Egyptians living in the states and cannot understand how it has gone so far so fast. With tourism comprising 2/3 of the economy, this has got to be a step backwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post just get them all together
and make some stone towers or something, maybe in a 3D triangle design, like a pyramid. Then get the yanks and japs to turn up photographing them and giving them money.
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've got friends over there now on holiday, it's quite a big country, more places to go than Cairo and further south you'd hardly know anything was going on at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The libertine areas like Sharm al Sheik might have their days numbered if things proceed as they seem to be.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What the place that keeps getting blown up..
Mainly because its just full of fat Isrealis? The hotel next to mine was blown up by fundamentalists when I was there about 5 years ago.

The main reason thing like this move so fast is exactly because the moderate middle don't do anything - Look at what happened in Nazi Germany.

Once you give nutters free rein once its incredibly difficult to get them to stop.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The moderate middle class are often those keeping society together by getting up, going to work, raising kids, etc.
They cannot mobilize as quickly. It is a shame, because Egypt was looking like one of the more normal middle east countries for a while there.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Only because the mentalists were kept down by Mubarak.
Now the pandoras box is open all sorts of loud-mouthed fools are out & about causing trouble.
 (pissflaps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.
In a couple of weeks no-one will care.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Most of us don't care now.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier wearing my Protective Cloak of Apathy, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yea, it's great!
Wave them off on their journey back to the middle ages in their race to fuck up things in the name of a paedo.
 (pissflaps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post *mortars American consulate in Ben Hur*

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *mortars pissflaps*
take that for criticising
 (BertnotErnie, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Umm, I think it's brilliant
these people are demonstrating against something they think (and most of the rest of the world probably thinks) is wrong. If only people in Europe got this excited about abuses of power instead of moaning about it over a pint.
 (Smale is stuffed, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)
This is a link post Save the net, save the kitten
Less than 1h to go....
 (tadd31, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post stupid cat
killed my browser.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post We know what Floridians do with cats...
www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/article1264447.ece
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!!! Tampaxbay!!!
Oh, no, i read that wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Really
Works fine for me 8)
 (tadd31, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah right, i'll vote with a brick right in the little cunts face.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post And save one of my cat's competitors for the mices and birdies?
Not bloody likely!
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Cut it's head & tail off.

(pissflaps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "its"
YOU MASSIVE CHRISTMAS-POSTING TWAT
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's

(pissflaps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post it's what?
Oh really! It's less than 3 weeks 'til Christmas!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for Christmas!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean Xmas?
Was watching BBC4 the other day and learnt the etymology of the X in Xmas.
Rather interesting.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4097755.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it to make it more X-citing?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Xpecially so.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Xcellent!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww and you were doing so well stopping being a grammer nazi...
I'ld almost forgotten I had this saved up
www.b3ta.com/links/795110
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post yea but...
you won't see it happen if the net get censured...
 (tadd31, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Webster isn't dead 8)
But carry on signing...
 (tadd31, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a link post 2012 Film Trailer Mashup.
Full list of films here: sleepyskunk.tumblr.com/

Also starts off with one of my favourite tracks from Koyaanisqatsi, and contains more explosions than you can shake a stick with a bit of poo on the end at.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn,
I thought this would be a cynical take on how most film trailers look the same with their fading in and fading out and their WOOOOOOHMMMMMM sounds and explosions.

I wasn't expecting it to be good. I am disappoint.
 (jonofthesouth yes, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry you liked it :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post There's some really nice shots in there
great work.
P.s. did I see beyond the black rainbow in there? and does anyone know where the fuck I can get a copy? I am desperate to see it. HALP!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Just checked on the list.
Yeah, it was in there.

This being the internet you should be able to find a copy, no?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd think it'd be easy
but no, there's no UK version that I can find : (
And I'm not really a file share download kind of guy. I got work an my machine I don't want corrupted. I have no idea what site's 100% safe and all that.
No clue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd never heard of it, just checked out the trailer.
Actually looks good, looks like a homage to 2001 in look and feel.

Don't do the file sharing thing myself either, sorry i can't help :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post If you get any luck
gimme a shout.
No idea why I can't get a copy that I can actually play.
: (
 (I helped save b3ta! Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post any of them worth watching?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I looked for one of these last night
I love them, they always make me emotional!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:27, Reply)
This is a link post A shameless begging letter for votes
A few weeks ago a fellow B3tan posted up details of an online song comp being held by Red Dog music. Anyway, I stuck one of my tracks up and was a bit flabbergasted to get down to the last 5. All I can put it down to is that maybe only 5 people entered.

Thing is, the prize is a rather spiffy accoustic guitar that I'd love to win, as I'd like to donate it to a music therapy charity that helps disabled kids etc, or even brush up the old geetar skills and get out there and do some volunteer work myself.

So even if you hate the song (Which you might well do as B3TA seems to be replete with dubstep and electronic music fans), I'd consider it a mahoosive favour if you could vote for it anyway. It's called Bang Bang.

Thanks in advance for tolerating a bit of spamcuntery.
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Spamcuntery of the highest order.
But at least it was charming and humble. Voted.

(Loved the bit about the orphans - top marks.)
 (Mr Mann Cats are meh, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Not too over the top?
Did I mention they're also blind and have terminal nits? :)
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe
They're in a hospice. In Chelmsford.
 (Mr Mann Cats are meh, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post We can't be cnuts all the time
voted : )
Also, I am always well up for voting people on B3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, you're a gent and a scholar.

(Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Tune didn't play :(
Still, you get clickage for being a B3tan, although I nearly didn't for that John Lewis ad you posted a minute ago ;-)

And that's a prize worthy of spammage. I've had a rather lovely Tanglewood acoustic for about 11 years now. Lovely thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, it's a nice guitar to be sure
I do play guitar but I'm more of a keyboards guy. That Tanglewood would be lovely to brush up the axe skillz.
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, they're lovely. I've played others and nothing else (in the same price range) comes close.
I'm also more of a keyboards man but felt obliged to learn guitar. Easier to learn and more intuitive to play (somehow) but piano/keyboard's always been my weapon of choice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more of a git-board man or key-tar guy really.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't seen them in the US, but the specs look nice.
I upgraded my gig acoustic a few years ago from a Takamine. Nice, but didn't hit the spot. Looked at the Taylors and Martins, but am not rich like Tabby, so started looking at a Quebec luthier, Godin. The guy who lives in the house behind me owns a music shop and allowed me to order, play and send back many guitars. I settled on a Seagull guitar with built in electronics and a flame maple back. Light, durable, beautiful and has never let me down playing live.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm...Martins are lush.
If money were not option, I'd be buying one of those rate nigh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one of those cedar topped Tanglewoods
Lovely guitar, sold it a few years ago as I had another cedar topped acoustic in the collection. Guy that bought it gigs with it fairly regularly.
 (Captain Placid Good at something, not doing it for free, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post THEY DIDN'T SHORTLIST MINE!!!!!???? ARGGGGGHHHHH
*throws monitor out window*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post What a waste.
Can you not give me the monitor and throw yourself out the window instead?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I first read that as "throws mother out window". That would be cool.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT HAVE EVER DONE TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS TERRIBLE INTERNET CUNTERY!!!!!????11
(OP: it almost goes without saying I clicked your song)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I understand your anger, but putting an eleven after the question marks simply goes too far.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn them, they are so commercial.
two hours of you muttering your insane thoughts into a dictaphone whilst sat at the bottom of a young woman's garden, was certain to win.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens A one person human centipede, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Shortlist it next time silly
then we'll all vote for you with clicks.
you like to be clicked don't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
clicked wanked off round the back of Aldi by tramps
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/901210
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww....
Poor Tabitha.

*hugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *voted*
and i liked the tune as well. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Ta! *blushes*
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Voted.
You're running away with it so far, good luck matey :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Bready
They've got time to catch up. Knowing my luck one of them will have 10,000 Facebook friends...
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Votittilated, I have a nice guitar, you should have one too.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree! Thanks :)

(Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The song didn't play for me either
But I voted 'cos you're a B3tan. I even managed to guess who you were on the list with no extra clues! 16 votes and counting.

Now go and click on the donate button and get yourself an icon, you tight cunt. Shirely 6 years of merry japes and tomfoolery is worth at least a fiver?
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It only seems fair...

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I had no idea that's what you have to do to get an icon. Tell you what, I bloody will too. When I get paid. Yes I really am that skint.
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Once you've donated
the option comes up on your profile page for you to choose one.
If it doesn't, just mail the Ginger Fuhrer and he'll sort it out for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post :))
www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher loves you, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Duly noted.

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm justifying voting for yours
without listening to the others by the fact yours is the only one with a good title.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's good enough for me sir. Cheers

(Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Voted
you spamcunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post :P

(Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post VOTED
you are so far ahead its going to look like you cheated.
 (augsav <3, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Currently with 4 times as many votes as second place.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine that they
run the competition in the hope that people will campaign for votes. It's not really advertising if only their readers vote.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It failed to load for me too
But I am sure it's an amazing song. Voted :)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Voted for and please send my sympathies to your less talented brother "Tim"

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Tim's a cunt. He sits on Henman Hill most nights, crying and wanking. But mostly wanking.

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I voted for Hannah O'Riley.
Was that the right one?
 (pissflaps., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Bwahahahahaha!!!!!
Hannah O'Riley FTW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You sir, are a cad and a bounder.
But top marks for cuntishness ;)
 (Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't voted for you you spamcunt!
(...because the shitty library PC I'm on still uses IE6 and doesn't display the page properly, so I can't... fucking cunts)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking shushy gegsy cunts.

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post voted 6 times.
if you have a smartphone, you can turn your internet on and off and vote again and again. must be IP based. yes: i am bored right now.
 (iambob BYE, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer to win by fair and sportsmanlike means.
*turns phone off and on again*
 (Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
You're fecking rocking this vote :)
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post :) someone's catching up though.
Ah well, que sera sera and all that
 (Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Done
Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jesus baps Seems to be a bit rubbish, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta, Jesus. You're a good man.

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I despise dubstep and find it abhorrent
However I voted anyways...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Voted - best of luck

(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ta.

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post VOTED!
Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta Herb

(Leemondus, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Just voted
You're ahead by about 6 votes
 (Tont, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a link post "Creation" by Mojobitty I made this!
The Latest in a Series of Haphazard Psychomanic Inventions or
Putting the God in Godzilla
(CloneRanger met with a strange, mysterious fate on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a link post Lucasfilm/Disney merger brings Star Wars Characters to "Extreme Home Makeover"
*sigh*


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Interstitial adverts? WTF?
Is this 2004 all over again?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than the 30 second ads on youtube that I am not allowed to skip

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Adblock works

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ That

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Those

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Nipples

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ^chesticles

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees Hand over the pollen, or there will be violence, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post according to the story, that happened a year ago, before the merger
but that sort of stuff has been going on since the first film came out in the 70s.
Fanboys really will do anything to get their panties in a knot
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You can just piss off with your "reason" and your "relating the facts" BS.
I want blood, and I want it now!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You should have just ignored me. Now I think you're worth grooming.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Please don't spread this sort of shit around.
It's just playing into the cunts' hands.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Errrm, too late dear.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a link post That John Lewis ad with Frankie's original Power Of Love track
Much better in my opinion.
(Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This advert can fuck RIGHT off.
CaC.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the spirit!
*ruffles hair*
*checks to see if I got all the jizz off my hand*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting the "Power of Love" by Huey Lewis.
pleasantly surprised.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post pleasantly?

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fucking frightening that these adverts are now just as eagerly anticipated and documented as Christmas itself.
The advertising cunts must be circle-jerking into their office advent calendar. If it was clever or witty, it might breach the boundaries of acceptability, but it's not. It's commercial sentimentalism at its lowest ebb. Cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally
I actively despise both.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0N8axp9nHNU&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiKqGXeX9LhQ&start2=20&authorName=meahwahwah
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, INFINITELY better. Well played, sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Even better would be the original Power of Love track
without the vomit-inducing corporate sentimentality.
 (Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Trufax.

(Leemondus, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a link post Funny name corner
Who's been wanking in the gents again,?

sorry I can't help it, I'm just having one of those Randy Weeks
 (legoman82, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post get out of my town....

(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and into my car!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvarxGzIU3M
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet when you woke up,
you didnt think you'd have that tune in your head today....
 (robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a link post I knew the BBC were evil, but this is going a bit far...
The story is funny enough, but the URL was perhaps poorly chosen
 (I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post There was also a wanking
contest that was cut from the show.
 (BumCoiffure, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you finish too quickly
for them to make it into a decent segment?
 (SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No
I wanked myself unconscious and won.
 (BumCoiffure, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the best shows on TV.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:04, Reply)

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