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This is a link post Russian Aircraft factory.
Engineering geek out.
(Sorry, can't find it on Youtoob)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post new Supermarine Aircraft Company
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGoP-kkZKnc&feature=player_detailpage
Sadly in the US not Woolston
www.supermarineaircraft.com

This is what I'd get with the right lottery ticket...
Not some Lambowankermobile.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mosquito factory
Looks like a furniture shop... Soo want to do...
Actually the first monocoque composite aircraft, replace wood fibre with fibre glass/carbon and you have a modern aircraft.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwK8_6rVlws&feature=player_detailpage
When you think about it, it's construction is more modern than a F22/F35...
God, the English were good.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Monocoque
*snurt yiff yiff grnff yik yik*
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let me talk about
leading edge slats, flats and slots...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_eMQvDoDWk
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you in the cockpit wiggling your joystick around again?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reading bout' Gran Slams
Penetrating deep into ze German motherland.

And provoking earthquakes.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this stuff
No F1 for me, give me flying F1 cars anyday.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know why,
but the phrase 'unique camera angles' sent me off on a bizarre train of thought. Every angle is unique. 90 degrees is not 89 degrees or 91.
But, every single person on the planet is 90 degrees away from something and could potentially film it, therefore making it the least unique thing possible.
Discuss while I drink more wine.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't talk too long...
Actually looking for Mc Guardian Modular VLCC and ending up in this.

But it means that you have cameras set to an angle height combo.
They would not pass straight above the objective because of flack, worst angle to actually see stuff and giving the game away.
You'd "aim the aircraft at a set altitude and distance.
Different combos to adapt to conditions.
The camera was fixed.

There is a delightful 1940's RAF training video on the youtubes somewhere that explains it all in grainy moustache curling detail.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a link post 89 Genius Solutions To Simple Problems.
Life hacks.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is what the old Blue Peter staff are up to these days

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, they're all getting nonce-bashed in prison.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Doritos one is the only thing you should do to Doritos.
Fucking stupid things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doritos are fucking shit, not even a proper food.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pool Noodle?
Some of them are quite clever, Americanisms aside.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That one caught me out. But i read it as a "pool of noodles" :(

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had never heard the term "Pool Noodle" until watching the Simpsons yesterday
Now I've heard/read it four times in 24 hours. Odd.

Also why is it a noodle? Noodles don't float and don't stay in long cylindrical shapes.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the 'Baader-Meinhof phenomenon'
Which is something I oddly found out by hearing 'Baader-Meinhoff' twice in one afternoon - once in a film title and then in a book mentioning the phenomenon (which I wasn't purposefully looking up).
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, ^this^ definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always assumed it was an American-sized serving of a Pot Noodle

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want my money back
Am I meant to be using a comb or a clothes peg to hold the nails?
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more likely to have kindling than Doritos though.

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post These are all DREADFUL.
Unless you're an idiot ("Use unscented dental floss to cut cakes" "DURRRR DURR BRILLIANT!!!! I'm not allowed knives").
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know
the cat box one has some value
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post If the box was a coffin, then yes.

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you're a spastic: I keep my cat off my keyboard
by telling it not to sit on my keyboard. Sheesh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post My cat doesn't go on my keyboard either
as that would involve going up 2 flights of steps. It's a lazy fucker.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
a lazy fucker dead, full of spunk
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Turns off webcam*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post *wanks on, regardless*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Doritos are great for kindling if you can't find any"
Simultaneous Doritos and No Doritos - truly you are a great philosopher.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The beer coaster one is wrong too,
you're meant to pop your glass eye in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
glass chap's
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a link post list of bond actors turned down for the role and why george lazenby quit....
"There was even a clause in his contract that stated that he had to get his dinner guests approved by Cubby Broccoli before he could be seen dining out with them in public"

Fascinating stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Peter Wyngarde
That is all
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oliver Reed?
Now that I would have watched...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes
"Your vodkas Mr Bond"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine
the car chase sequences would be a bit shorter and a lot more brutal.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm slowly getting through the Bond books.
OHMSS is easily the worst so far.

One of the reasons I don't speak to one of my old uni friends is purely because he thinks Moore is the best Bond :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's remarkably restrained of you
I'd probably end up doing him physical harm for suggesting that.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking HATE bond films.
The idea of watching a minute of ANY of them, or giving a tiny fly-fart about a single thing about anything to do with the entire tiresome shitfest is inconceivable to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post And yet you commented...

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because I LOVE you and want to do you

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *unzips*
go on
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Car Ad
Have we all seen this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post link ain't working, old chap

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, keep your knickers on, Amy:
FIXED
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I preferred the broken link.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can "do a Pissflaps" & change the link to
Hitler shitting on dead kids, if you'd prefer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post *waits*
To back up my critique of the car advert, I just don't get on with that US-style of comedy whatsoever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, EXCUSE me,
Brian Sewell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid I'm going to have to side with our pie-shaped friend.
MUCH prefer comedy with jokes/funnies.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thirded
I think the problem is the post-post-post-but actually pre-modern feel of it.

There's no wit, it's just.. being incapable / idiotic / awkward which each of us chooses not to be every day. But I didn't really like The Office so what do I know.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post What on earth's wrong with "saying Jesus Christ in a Christmas ad"??
I'd be pretty pissed off if no one mentioned my name on my birthday (And then had a massive party without inviting me).
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the fuck is she drinking tea with the bag left in!?
AAARGGGH. I can't stop looking at the fucking tab!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I NO RITE
Though I must admit that if I'm drinking white tea in bed I often leave the bag in, as I can't be arsed to wait for steepage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well laziness is a good excuse for almost everything

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
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 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll have to be a bit more specific

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha, furry muff...
steepage seepage
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't keep up with this slang.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that's what happens when you get old.
Next you'll be complaining about young people's clothes and songs in "the hit parade".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I drink shark infested tea all the time.

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to, too.
But I don't have the Jaws for it these days.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Blaking Bad
Chinese ice.
 (samuelmanual, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a link post A Speck in The Sea
The latest instalment of my intermittent series of Friday bog time reading, the story of John Aldridge, formerly of Newport County and Tranmere Rovers, picking up boys and cruising for 'sailors'.*

*Story might actually contain a completely different John Aldridge falling off his fishing boat and beating the odds to survive in the North Atlantic.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am sat doing a crossword
The Mail on Sunday Crossword No. 1625, Sunday 29th December 2013.
14 across. John, former Republic of Ireland and Liverpool Footballer. (8)
What are the chances?
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Foreigner?
No, that's nine letters.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The Mail"?
Get OUT
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a sad truth
that the shittest newspapers have the best puzzle sections. It's just the crossword, none of the rest of it is attached.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post You HATE Britain.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that. I really does HATE Britain.
(He may be right though: my old bandmate buys the MoS for the puzzles & chucks the rest away unread)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather steal the puzzles section than buy the whole paper.
But one of my work colleagues had put the puzzles bit in my pigeon hole .... :)
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post When abroad and faced with the choice of the Mail, the Mail or the fucking Mail when desperate for a cryptic
I was very pleasantly surprised by their puzzle section
 (I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post the idea of the Daily Mail being on sale in other countries amuses me greatly

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty low
Of someone admitting to taking a week to finish a Mail on Sunday crossword? Glad to be of help. Note that it is a different John Aldridge, but we are all glad he didn't die of exposure in the Northern Atlantic.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, quite a story.
he did really well to keep his head together in that nasty situation.
It's not taken a week. I just started it today. Also it's just the crossword page. None of the rest of the Mail is attached to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've stated twice now none of the rest of the paper isn't attached to it
I think you are lying.

We require immediate photographic proof or will henceforth assume you spend your Sunday afternoons down at Dover yelling random obscenities in Bulgarian at passing coaches whose number plates look a bit wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not that i was responding to two different people?


anyway, haven't finished it yet. I don't know A Laurel and Hardy Film featuring the song "Trail of the lonesome pine" in 3,3,4
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
WayOutWest
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Hot Nun Anal"

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK, I believe you, you didn't buy the paper.
It's a Xerox.
AnneFrankly, I was only axon, are you Proximo to finishing it yet? Or is it Ultra, Jumbo, Acutely difficult, in which case in might take Weeks or you could do it MyWay and have it finished in time for BreakfastAtTiffany's.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hadn't got
AXON

thanks :)
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Scotland the Brave
So how were your throats, after?

Dag, I wish I remembered how to embed, but it's after 11pm and there are 4 feet of snow on the walk w/ another 1/2 foot/HOUR 'til tomorrow @ 7pm.
 (I helped save b3ta! Squilliam but . . . . *I'm* the one with all the talent!, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 4:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The second half of the tune is certainly convincing
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 5:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post it needed that essential
AAAAArrrgggggghhhhh... at the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a link post i am drunk
and in my drunk state i alight on classic jazz funk. that is all. move on etc...

nyaaaa nyaaaa nya nyaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 3:18, , Reply)
This is a link post How, in the 1920's, Harvard attempted to limit the number of jews accepted.
An article about limiting the number of asian-american students currently:

https://chronicle.com/article/Asian-Americans-the-New-Jews/131729/
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 3:04, , Reply)
This is a link post More footage from "The day the clown cried" has surfaced
For those that missed it before, it's an unreleased Jerry Lewis film, the story of a clown who finds himself in a concentration camp during the holocaust.
The film ends in a gas chamber, with the clown going in to face his death with a group of scared children, trying to make them laugh in order take away their fear. It ends with them all locked in, the kids laughing as the clown juggles stale bread.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was a laugh a minute.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is fucking legendary stuff, anyone who's a fan of comedy has probably heard of it
A few weeks ago I was listening to Harry Shearer on the Howard Stern show describing how he managed to watch the full film on a VHS tape given to him by someone or other

amazing
ed~: not vhs, I think it was 8mm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JGUKtc9Bjc
 (Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a fan of comedy
Hadn't heard of it
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes, but you have beautiful tits

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got nipples, Greg
could you milk me?
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
truly, the very zenith, of an otherwise mediocre, career.
 (itilliterate, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post This...
This is what Hollywood strives for... the absolute impeccable top form of mediocrity. That sweet spot of "possible to tolerate" and "funny to someone someone not looking for a challenge".
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 3:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking night ruined.

(Selteros, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see you went to the Calton bar in glasgow for a game of pool
me too :(
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking of that only the other day when wondering
about things the internet still hasn't managed to leak.

Number one on my list is still this: rubapedia.pbworks.com/w/page/5191176/The%20Priory%20Commentary
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see more films about clowns being sent to concentration camps

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if he changed his name back to Joseph Levitch for the credits to this film?
Doubt it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic find, but still not sure if it's unbearably touching or unbearable.
Is there a consensus I can sheepishly follow to save time?
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Big Tam
sean connery haein a wee dance tae his sel.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
did he engage in a wee bit of wife beating shortly afterwards?
 (itilliterate, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's celebrating the last beating
he loves it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life. At one time, you've got it, and then you lose it, and it's gone forever. All walks of life: George Best, for example. Had it, lost it. Or David Bowie, Lou Reed, Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley… All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of The Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.
 (itilliterate, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post True, also, of Danny Boyle
Whose downward trajectory began soon after that great scene. And who, like Connery, became the poster boy of an outbreak of ill-warranted nationalism. Though admittedly without the wife-beating, heavy drinking and early stage dementia.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why is everyone OBSESSED with aliens?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that is a good example.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
latent homosexuality, hence all those anal probes.
 (itilliterate, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish more of the homosexualty on /links was latent
Then maybe Tabby would stop incessantly badgering me for sex.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
my phone indicates she has me on ignore. *sobs*
 (itilliterate, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tabs is a she????

Edit: oh he wears the lacy undies then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's been a bit quiet lately but I heard his ASBO for shoplifting has finished so he's probably back to pinching loads of stuff.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd recommend he nabs this: www.amazon.co.uk/Cambridge-Guide-English-Usage/dp/052162181X
 (itilliterate, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're having floods in Wales.
I think the internet donkey has been washed off the mountain and the turbine has to be turned manually.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would be nice if there were some, as it would save us having to figure out
space travel and all that.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post They sent us Nick Clegg, I'm not too hopeful as to the intelligence of our alien overlords.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post disney like a wet blanket all over that

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Godspeed Your Black Emperor - F#A#
Because.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post i have actuially been listening to this all morning.
coincidence?
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take off those red pants, I don't like them.
And do a little twirl.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see your new year's resolution wasn't:
"Be less rapey".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's no need to be offended
Just because I haven't raped you yet, doesn't mean I'm no going to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it's technically rape
if your penis is too small to actually commit penetration.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Psst
They're not pants, that's his arse, he is part baboon
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I WAS binging on Lightning Bolt and Black Pus tonight
but now I have to dig that out, again!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could you phrase that first line in English please?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a link post as its 2014 I wanted to make a tune that reminded me I made this!
of the tape swapping days of old :) we used to call this hardcore but its only as hardcore as led zep are metal these days.
 (fulcannelli, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like this
the vocal sample is nice and melodically its fairly decent. Maybe its my headphones but the high and high mids sounded a bit muffled?

good job though
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
I probably need to thin out one of the synth sounds to make a little room
 (fulcannelli, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 7:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post or you have remarkably good ears and your
hearing the aphex :)
 (fulcannelli, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 7:45, , Reply)
This is a link post We're gonna need a bigger boat
Flood warnings right now for the UK are a little alarming

 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a
really good overlay :)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're DOOMED!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Run to the Pennines!!

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post No signs in the sea? I don't think this is accurate at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Just sent this to my sister, her house is near an estuary, right in the middle of a huge red area that says severe :(
 (Uncle Albert, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Soggy soft-southerners

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a town planner
but don't all these properties built on flood plains basically have 'hubris' written into their title deeds?
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post They probably have other Latin words to make solicitors feel superior

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *cough* Greek *cough*

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I liked the joke
despite it being a failure.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like a bunch of Cnuts?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live right inthe middle of that green bit in the middle
/smug
 (Selteros, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, at least you'll be dry, in that cultural desert. Bazinga!
 (itilliterate, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 1:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just saw this on the Daily Mail site.
Apparently the red pins are Romanians and the orange ones are Bulgarians. Most of the South-East is expected to be swamped by the end of the week.
 (GoldenAppel Quadrospazzed on a life-glug, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
But how is Kim Kardashian doing and who the fuck is she?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Not you're normal fair four b3ta
But i like it and you can move on if you dont like it.

Stunning art in soft pastel, but on large scale.

(b4 u biatch, i am in no way related or benefit from this, it pinged up on my newsfeed and i like it, and wanted to share)

example;

 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Calm down Wankle
Very nice, anyone would think we are a bunch of cunts here!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe the collective noun is "cacophony"....a cacophony of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds quite posh that

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post A cockophony, perhaps?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the collective noun was
"a /talk of cunts"
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
er............

DVDFucker comes to mind.

and yes one in a sea of many does not a precedent set.
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post he is the extreme though
To be fair
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post u r zaria forman
AICMFP
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post wish i was.....
get ya fiver elsewhere.......
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post they're quite pretty

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a link post The Reach of Resonance I made this!
Some of you may remember this clip I posted a while back http://www.b3ta.com/links/Fiddling_with_Tchaikovsky

Well (and sorry for the self-spam, etc), I had to share the news with you all that the feature documentary I produced (of which the former clip is a result) has finally been picked up by a distributor and it is available online. More outlets/formats are soon to be available.

It's not for everyone (probably not for kids, what with the cockroaches & nudity), but if you watch it, I'd love to know what you think. Trailer here: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/resonance/82651296

Rob, I hope you don't mind that I showed your quote to our distributors and they ended up using it. If you'd rather it wasn't there, I will have it taken off the site. Sorry, mr.dogshit, I didn't use your quote.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks
as though it's definitely worth a watch, thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks muchly!
Seems like I might have posted at an odd time of day... whoops.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a link post what did the fox say ? nothing he was minced up in donkey meat
china has its own horse meat "scandal" apparently some rinkydinkychinks are partial to a bit of donkey, and i dont mean in the way those dutch girls take it, either.
any way wal-mart purveyors of all sorts of shit a low low prices have recalled some of there wonkeydonkey due to contamination with fox meat.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who wouldn't want a fox deep in their ass?

(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ0TXnE6qCU
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think their gutter oil
Situation, makes the type of meat seem like a moot point.

It probably has ground up baby foetus' in it too
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Donkey meat?
I pity the mule
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Tarantino & Friends
Is there one for Tim Burton?
(otl, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see one
for the Coen brothers.
 (Rogue Sausage, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's a proper Shock and Awe campaign
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post weird to see these night vision shots from a chopper
without unsuspecting families of forrins getting blowed up
 (allseeingjapseye white light emitting from eyes / mouth, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post the 'fire missile' button is right next to the 'zoom in' button
so its only a matter of time
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear God
I recorded the official fireworks coverage off the Beeb. It was pretty unimpressive on my shit 32" semi-HD screen which was no doubt down to the low quality "professional" cameras being used by "trained" operator idiots.

There were literally scores of keen amateurs in the crowd, holding aloft the very latest in cellphone camera technology. Why can't they use that, clearly far superior, footage? I mean, the poor scamps are queueing for long enough in the pissing rain and then sacrificing any actual enjoyment in order to get otherwise unobtainable and exclusive footage; why does it all have to go to waste in just to protect the undeserved, license-funded jobs of a few fat cats?

I was so angry I put my foot through my phone charger and sent John Logie Baird the bill.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post BBC only had two cameras on those swively cranes to film the crowds, and they kept filming the same groups of people
which made it rubbish when trying to find someone you know
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember the fireworks from the GLC days in the 1980's
From what I remember they had used clay mortar shells, and bits of firework casings were raining down from the sky, quite a few people hurt that night.
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was lucky enough to be flying home last November the 5th.
Got a window seat and all, really looking forward to how it would look from 20000 ft. Fucking shite is the answer. It looked like sparks bouncing off the ground, even the big displays looked awful. The bonfires were quite impressive, ironically enough.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw man!
I always wanted to take a flight on Nov 5th
 (Fluffster, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always wanted to take flight
On September 11th
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i did once, from FRA to LHR. it was odd seeing them explode from above.
 (itilliterate, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 1:04, , Reply)

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