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This is a link post Woman fails to notice hole in road!
WE fail to notice hole in road!
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's good to see her airbags deployed.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^
Mark Twain would be proud of that comment.
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I spared a glance at her boat race, and wish I hadn't.
Total lumberjill.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Body off Baywatch
Face off Crimewatch
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post loving the tags...

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know she-ra was Russian

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Well, the Krankies are having one of their "Special Parties" to celebrate the No vote ...
Honestly, I thought one of you guys had fiddled with this photo, but no..


 (GeeFunk, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Cruise just gets weirdererrr
Best comment : I wonder if thats wee jimmys cumming face in the pic
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Democracy has spoken..
A special message to Bonnie Prince yes voter...
(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 6:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I might log out
just to see if that spastic posts anything moronic now his chums lost the vote to wiser heads in Scotland
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't bother.
It'll just be an embarrassed silence for a few days.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm not going to pass judgement

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hadn't spotted the van said 'Pipkins' on the preview...
...and ended up with the tune in my head. Fortunately I find Chorlton and The Wheelies is a good remedy in these situations.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0xZh2Uf5v0
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. ChOrlton. *red faces*
www.b3ta.com/board/11099827
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wheelie good
I'll get my coat.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Chuckle Bruvs

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 4:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post To me

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 6:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post To you

(ImAnIdiot .......before anyone else says it, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post To me

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post To you

(herman:D, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post To yew

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post To tree
To yew
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post To you

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh crap

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post oy vey

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The video is even better/weirder/*&$%£er
instagram.com/p/tGbhGKMrQt/
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a link post PULP FICTION: The Golden Age of Sci Fi, Fantasy and Adventure (2010)

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your posting has become very pleasurable of late....
Well done....
*edit* we have really lost this skill. The art along with the text was absolutely amazing . I defy anyone to create something nearly comparable today.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta.
Although I may just have finally dragged you down to my level...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:10, , Reply)
This is a link post The Sci-Fi Boys (2006)
Legendary all-stars of cinema bring to life the evolution of science-fiction and special effects films from the wild and funny days of B-movies to blockbusters that have captured the world's imagination. This is the story of the Sci-Fi Boys, who started out as kids making amateur movies inspired by Forrest J Ackerman's FAMOUS MONSTERS magazine and grew up to take Hollywood by storm, inventing the art and technology for filming anything the mind can dream

www.imdb.com/title/tt0800191/
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Family Values

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Is Greggs still open?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Massive drugs
It looks like the only thing he has smashed is a pole at The Blue Oyster Bar
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not afraid to admit
I would smash his pasty
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 6:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine living next to that cunt

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor poor Robney McPlum.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post its like
when you see something that is just so close to the idiocracy proposed in mike judges film , that you worry that merely having to comprehend what the hell has inspired this, is likely to have serious mental health consequences in the long term
 (englishwineguy, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 3:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Should have gone to IKEA...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Opening theme to the Picture Box
This used to unnerve me more than the titles to Tales of the Unexpected and it's been stuck in my head all day.
(I helped save b3ta! fenella gronda gronda rango, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Played on the glass armonica, invented by Benjamin Franklin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEKlRUvk9zc
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which explains why
The music always gave me teh fear as a kid
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 6:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I love you for this !
Massive part of my formative years. I spent a lot of time trying to work out that the spinny thing was. Still none the wiser.....
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post the spinny thing is actualy a turntable
the object on the spinny thing is a jewel cut glass box with four sides , a bottom and surprisingly a top that also doubles as an opoening to allow the owner to put small objects inside the item and have them on a rotating display *









*could be a pile of crap
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's well sinister
Hell's Icecream Van
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post STRAIGHTEN THE FUCKING CAMERA!
that's what used to drive me nuts about this as a kid, its wonky. and the fucking music of course, but...
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post How To Introduce A Child To Cultural And Artistic Works From Around The Globe
Step 1: Exposure to non-British culture is educational, therefore any films from overseas that are not a cartoon, and most of those that are, should fall into Schools programming, to be shown between 10am and 3pm. This includes programmes from the colonies, e.g. Fiji, Rhodesia, Wales.

Step 2: Viewing should be age-related - a young girl herding goats in the Tirol is suitable for all, but should breeding be mentioned the recommended age-group would be 10 or over.

Step 3: Visuals. Any films from overseas should be prefaced with an unfocussed spinning jewel box, representing the dynamic yet unreachable riches of the Empire, with a black background positioning it in the hands of Death. NB: this will be sold to Australia and Canada.

Step 4: Sound. The theme music should instill in children - of all ages - an underlying sense of dread*. This will allow the films of other cultures to be viewed as intended.

*Unease and intense worry are acceptable substitutes.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is fuckking ace, though.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHUDDER
I vividly remember that opening music.
Have no recollection of the programme content though.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It always filled me with disquiet as a kid...
...and it had that bloke in it, who told you things in a fairly over calm voice without inflection.

It's what made Britain great.
 (Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^What she said

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Here is a whinging Scottish cat.
"Alex Salmond and his ministers met Rupert Murdoch and his executives no fewer than 37 times between May 2007, when Salmond became first minister, and March 2014. That is just over once every two months- far more than with any other newspaper proprietor or media company.
Salmond had to disclose to the Levenson inquiry that he met Murdoch or his executives 24 times between 2007 and August 2011- not to mention offering Murdoch tickets to the Ryder Cup golf and the theatre. Since the phone-hacking scandal, the love-in has continued unabated: Salmond has reported on the Scottish government website that he and his ministers have met Murdoch and his executives a further 13 times between August 2011 and March 2014. Conveniently, there has been no disclosure since March, which means Salmond has not had to detail his meeting with Murdoch in New York in April- as well as a favourable interview with the editor or the Wall Street Journal (owned by Murdoch) during the same trip.
News of Salmond's meeting with Murdoch only emerged after the Scottish newspaper Sunday Post reported it, forcing the reluctant Salmond's office to confirm it. Murdoch has been less coy, issuing wildly excited tweets about the prospect of a "huge black eye for whole political establishment , especially Cameron and Miliband", and flying into Scotland last weekend with son Lachlan to visit their family's Scottish ancestral haunts. Never mind offers of golf and theatre tickets: what favours can Murdoch expect from Salmond in the future?"
Copyright: Private Eye.
It was the Sun what won/lost it
(itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post All Hail King Rupert 1st of Scotland!
He's finally bought himself a country outright. If the vote goes yes, hope they realise the very first thing they need to do is fuck Salmon and Murdoch off completely.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:18, , Reply)
This is a link post K-hole NSFW I made this!
I bought k-hole.com. No big plans other than that I will continue to add to this big HD gif until every pixel is fucking itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post This appeals to my interests.
I look forward to further developments.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post great!
Also open to suggestions.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post S&M squirrel on a tricycle.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ok, but if this going to tally with my overriding memory of K, it's going to need an unnecessarily long walk home through a night time suburban neighbourhood, where there are foxes everywhere, I mean literally hundreds of furtive foxes everywhere. I hope this helps.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post ok
is it ok if the fox hole is more of an asshole? Like a 12-holed asshole/
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No. That wasn't the hallucination at all. There were foxes everywhere, although they never came too near, they were intimidating nonetheless.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post well I find that if you can remember the k-hole, it probably wasn't the k-hole.
k-hole.com is more about the lifestyle, less about the experience. It's like yoga culture without all the yoga. Just the camel toes.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 4:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well ok, the memory is more of a post K walk home when I bizarrely took a weirdly circuitous and long route home. Anyway, more foxes, needs more foxes.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 4:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the music

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Splendid.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 2:15, , Reply)
This is a link post When will then be now?
I knew it.

I'm surrounded by assholes.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you attempting to quote Morrisey?
I am not understand.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great movie

Don't know why everyone digs Star Wars so much.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because I first saw it at about a eight
(fucking touchscreen phones)

I first saw it at about eight years old and at that age huge space battles were the coolest thing I'd ever seen.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because it was ground breaking cinema
not that you should have to have to explain that to anyone
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a mega film!
Love it
 (Now Thats What I Call Bullshit!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Bammm

(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a tool!
Reminds me of one of my favourite YouTube videos ever: youtu.be/ql0Kr_8HbZQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Owww, that sign looked sore
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That laugh...

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Filmed in Hyenavision.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post .....right in the kisser!

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Drummer nails it in church
Have some relaxing Christian rock for Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
he should throw some blast beats there for good measure
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Never seen a drummer possess such a sympathetic ear for the music. Hats off
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

He so should denounce his religion and start listening to death metal, either that or there's some serious trolling going on :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps he got the wrong venue?
Very funny though
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'and keep my arse above the waves...'
what???
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post "keep my eyes out of the wanks"
I think you'll find
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never keep your eyes out of the wanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very lol'ly!

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's one way to drum up some new followers.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I geddit!
 (I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't approve of the church using rock music to enSnare impressionable youngers

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll
Never find the place without a tom-tom anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post SENT DOWN FROM HEAVENNNN...
POWER AN THA GLORYYYYYYAH!

METAL AS FUCK.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post When he starts drumming
you can see her sigh, hold back the anger, sing the next bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
reminds me of high school bands where every band member wants their bit to stand out, so end up going off on mad solos totally out of time and tempo
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Later, in the vestry....
"What the fuck was that shit, asshole?" "Fuck you, you whiney fucking bitch."
 (I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, fuck that is excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:33, , Reply)

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