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Seems the lady and the tramp are an item now. See the comments
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like
Wow, I thought I was the only one who enjoyed raw hamburger meat after a threesome with a homeless man. There really isn't anything that isn't a "thing" anymore, is there?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are no quotation marks...

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry.

*deletes account in shame*
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's got a new boyfriend.
Guess who it is. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004260435394

Her photo posts on Fbook tell me she's quite a catch.
 (pahakyy, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Martin, please stop throwing meat into the hottub, the filters on these things are not cheap.
MARTIN FOR FUCK SAKE, STOP IT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:07, , Reply)
This is a link post winners from 2014 Astronomy photographer of the year
stunning images andwould make some great desktops back grounds
looking at the tech list of stuff uesed to create these images shows you what you need to get truly awesome images, well that and a lot of 'puter skillz and some luck, oh and some proplus for those long nights and maybe some speed and redbull, probably
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

That hybrid solar eclipse one is particularly awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes it is indeed
can honestly say that these are so good i couldnt pick any one of them to be a favourite with out doing the rest an injustice
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It should be an album cover.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Neat

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Natty

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just been watching BBC4 about Black Holes with the munchies
When they consume stuff they are the opposite and probably the brightest thing in a Galaxy. Our Black Hole is fasting at the moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a link post On their way to Vote

(wizzer77, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could never be arsed with this game.
Much more fun to blow the little fuckers up with the atom bomb thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post quite accurate for me too

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait. You mean you weren't supposed to do that?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I made them dig an intricate underground world
then blew them up
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Until The Light Takes Us 720p
Poorly received black metal documentary

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l5Hbu_Fm9s with subtitles
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post poorly received?
I thought it was well liked?
happy candle tho
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that too
until I saw metacritic/rotten tomatoes.

I like it so far. I think it might not work for general public though.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good watch. A bit depressing but good.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree.
Frost looks here like a massive tool and credit roll music is surprisingly shit though.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo, shiny fire things.
Better than that cheapskate cunt down there without an icon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Hue Grant
Ronseal
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post *PARP*

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone actually paid for a domain name
just to make that joke..?
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post They did it wrong too
It should be a photo of Russell Grant or Ross Kemp really.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post or Ulysses S Grant

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't this in the Us v Them newsfeed today?
This is Us V Them isn't it? Rob?
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post ARE YOU WATCHING US, ROB?
.....


ARE YOU STILL THERE?

There is a Rob.

I know there is.

He doesn't get involved because he loves us.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Man playing peekaboo replaced by alien; child terrified.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, that didn't go as planned.
(If only she had a gun...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kids really are stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
^ almost what I've thought
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's true
I reckon mine is up to crow-like levels of intelligence now. A few more months and he'll be up to octopus
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jason Manford terrorises kids once again...

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had the same reaction
when I took my beard off. I took the kids outside, whacked at it with the shears and they watched the entire process. They freaked out when I looked right at them and said, "See?"

[Exunt children, stage right]
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exeunt
(Maybe that's why Pissy has me on ignore, because I'm a pedantic cunt).
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post an excunt!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ha. Thanks. I fail again. What was I thoughting?
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Have some classic Strutter NSFW
Probs GC but it's my b3taday so tough!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eight years without opening the wallet. I bow to your frugality.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I don't donate this year the fuckers will start sending me PACT coffee!

(emptyspace, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got 10y 11m of being a stingy git.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've know you have donated but turned off an icon :P

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you had me on ignore ...
(Not sure why, but still).
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you still do ... I think ...
I'm not sure how this new-tangled technology works ...
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Try 12
 (UTB, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:40, , Reply)
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Tightfisted bastard.
 (itilliterate, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking tramp

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got more important things to pay out for.


Like cocaine and midget porn.
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Midget porn?
Gaz me!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post midget porn is the deal breaker for me too

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Scottish referendum explained for non-Brits
and here's it explained for Brits
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL Scotland
www.youtube.com/watch?v=okkhgZim5Ig
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post God, he was fucking tiresome.
Too soon?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that CGP Grey
or someone completely ripping him off?
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Dog blow drying his teeth and eyeballs.
Ronseal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

That looks like loads of fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sunroof FTW. Always.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post SUNWOOF!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post just be thankfull that the dog didnt have its arse in the air

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, great.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Rage quitting a drinking competition

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaahahahhhahahaahahha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's no mystery to your video titles!
=D
also, is that a cup of vom on the stage?
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

Twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post This appeared to happen at the LAD Bible's summer party.
As such, I think I'd probably rage-quit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rage quitting YouTube as well, by the looks of things

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:28, , Reply)
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Waits for Batman V Darth Vader!!!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would not be suprised they made this film..
They have gone past scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas so why not!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post because Disney don't own DC

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yet
Then all our lives and souls.
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That cunt.
Now I'll have to buy the lego ultimate collectors edition millenium falcon again!
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post the original trilogy will be changed again, with the batmobile being digitally added

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post This transcends even my geek levels
I feel ashemed with myself
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post *gives reach around to aid in your geekgasm*

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Feels like we're going to know every little detail about this film before we've even watched it.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks! happy toast;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post sc otland :d
i can see the concern that hundreds of thousands of folk might move south to avoid the oncoming calamity. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I predict half the northerners move up into scotland when they see that they have it better.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
they've been ignored/fucked over by Westminster for years too, so it seems logical
Maybe Scotland can just slowly extend its border down whenever Parliament aren't looking.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Plays violin*
What about everyone else who has been ignored/fucked over by Westminster for years?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post What you mean anyone not in Westminster?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like it's Westminster that needs to go independent.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Votes yes*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Votes no*
remember, a vote for no is a vote for change
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post ?
Ask Toast what I meant, I was replying to it
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was implying Westminster fucks everyone over.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Err yes
I think I was as well
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same here.
Are we dating now?

*Adjusts tie*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must of been the violin
WE NEED TO FLY TO SYRIA AND SHOW THEM ABOUT LOVE WITH OUR SPECIAL CTHULHU THRONES



We can wave at people and tell them to calm down and to bring us pizza
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's pretty spectacular

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want one to put on my roof
I will gaze at people with a raised eyebrow as they walk home from work and scratch my chin menicingly
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post why would they scratch your chin menacingly?
wouldn't you be out of reach or do you live in some low roofed form of cottage?

a hovel perhaps
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws money at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more like Morpheus

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more like Morph

(Ping Telnet and the FTPs, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more like Mo

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
I like that, /and/ the linked image :D
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, we're rebuilding Hadrian's wall.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
and how exactly would it be better for our little alcoholic junkie neighbours?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine they'll do socially progressive things like decriminalise drugs

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if they were the porridge wogs who voted "no"?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a bit concerned that Scotland might kick out any Southerners living there meaning that they'll settle in the North of England when they cross the border.
We don't want 'em either.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post As refugees?
Cor blimey this is getting serious
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why on Earth would they want to do that?
Most of those who would move away would be those with the skills and money to do so.
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find the questions lower down more interesting.
Specifically the one along the lines of "if they don't go it alone, should Scotland be given more money for staying in the Union at the expense of all British taxpayers?". Everyone seems strongly against it... apart from the Scottish.
Who'da thunk it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post This poll for the Sun is scientific fact and indisputable.
Their sample size is double the sample of the study used as positive proof of paedo gangs being mainly Pakistani.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post My boyfriend...
Is a Yorkshireman living in Scotland. He would apparently be given citizenship in the remaining Britain and in indie Scotland, if it goes that way.

I'm Scottish living in Scotland but I'm proud to be British too. What would I get? Will I get cut off from Britain because some people want to be?
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post proud to be british
hahahahhahahahahaha fair enough. :D x
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a link post USA USA
Bibleman
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ISL ISL
Koranman
 (itilliterate, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post He nonces a kid to death at 7m42s
Typical.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'nothing harder than watching your parents argue'
'....except what's in my pants'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post an overview
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea6w3zp-dYY
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Jeff Koons Must Die
Video game that lets you destroy Koons "artwork."

As a bonus have this sharply written criticism of Koons current retrospective show at the Whitney.
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2014/sep/25/cult-jeff-koons/?insrc=hpss
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still looks better than Borderlands 2.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffffft

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought calling Scottsmen "Jeff" was OK until after the vote.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post why spend so much time over something you don't like when you could just ignore it

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1. because its funny.
2. many people find the art world grotesque - and rightly so.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" doesn't make for a very effective form of art criticism.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post neither does a piss poor reskinning of Counter Strike

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it would help if you read about the piece on his website?
Seems a little "knee jerk" to just call it a "piss poor reskinning of Counter Strike." Surely you see the irony in offering a thin critique of something your claiming is a thin critique?
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, neither does a piss poor reskinning of Counter Strike...
when you are trying to criticize Koon's use of other artists to achieve high quality production. By creating a poor looking visual experience on his own he is only emphasising how Koons work benefits from 3rd party involvement. This kids idea may well have been far more impressive if he'd hired someone with more skills in UDK, ZBrush etc.
Also blowing up virtual artwork and killing art gallery curators does little to tackle the issue of a specific cabal of art price fixers. There are many art galleries run by perfectly decent curators, so tarring them with the same brush and inviting people to blow them up with rocket launchers doesn't address the issue at all. Perhaps he was too scared to name actual names or didn't even bother researching that side of things.
Having read the description on his website I cannot see anywhere where the point of it being a first person shooter is mentioned.

I personally quite like a few bits of Koons work, the metal balloons look great, but their "value" is not something that troubles me, people pay silly money for silly things all the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic assessment!
I agree. The critique I posted as the second link is a far more cogent analysis of Koons' work and his status as a preeminent artist of our time.

I did find it amusing that the kid took a populist medium (video games) and tried to juxtapose it against Koons' own "found object" approach to recontextualizing banality. There's something both cathartic and pointless about virtually blowing up the pieces in the gallery – not dissimilar to how some viewers experience Koons' work in real life. Having to pay a quarter (a paltry amount) to do so, heightened my amusement.

Overall, I think Koons' biggest critical supporters seem to have missed the point of the postmodernist critique of the museum and gallery structure. It's as if artists like Gorilla Girls never existed.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Sewell is one bad-ass motherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Rab. C. Nesbitt's first appearance
I remember seeing this on Naked Video back in the day (late 80's) and have just found it. Can't think what was on my mind when I searched for it
(Flobbit gave you the horn on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never really watched it, but I remember this bit making me laugh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scgm2fTNIMw#t=1030
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The snowing bit is as gross as it is funny

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post My friend's mum is a Glasweigan on an 80k a year job

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post

...But when she gets drunk and angry is exactly like Rab ;o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post The heroin trade does pay well

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do she work from home?
Filling out easy to use websites?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Manages private hospitals actually in London

You can take a woman out of Glasgow, but you can't take Glasgow out of the woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weegie
nuf seed
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post /threadjack
Why don't the older/newer buttons work properly when viewing /links? Is it just me?

If I look at the links page, I see 19 links. If I click on the "older" link, I would expect to see posts 20 onwards but, instead, I see 23 onwards so I miss 3 posts. If I then click "newer" I see posts 4 to 22.. Whatupwidat?
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's been like that as long as I can remember

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^that

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post WAKE UP AT THE BACK, MUGWUMP!! *THROWS BOARD RUBBER*

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been aware of the 'feature' for aaaages
Just checking it wasn't just me. Been too busy dadding to bother questioning it.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
dadding diddling
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what lead to the dadding

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, well that's alright then.
Meh.

And whilst I'm complaining, what the fuck has happened to the newsletter? :( Is rob died? Too busy with that site? Too spluffed up on narcotiwhelks?
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he ditched here a long time ago
Guess that a paid job, even when your employer is the daily mirror, is better than running this for just Pact coffee.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post But the newsletter gets tons of views
and deliveries, and he had a section for UsvsP@ct, surely leading to clicks (not from me, my short form of 'versus' is 'v', thank you very much).

But hey, a man's got to feed his kids. As long as /links and /board are still around I'm happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post *licky licky*

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, quite.
*suspicious frown*
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post how do i know if it's genuine or not?
does it have kiddy spunk in it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post It appears to have a lipstick mark, oddly enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Chicxulub Tsunami
*Goes for hat-trick*
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Fucksticks. I've gone deaf
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That sent me to sleep
I need a cup of tea
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a link post DON'T LEAVE ME, YOU BITCH.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post the female ness is topless
hawt
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! I thought exactly the same.
Shame she's as flat as a (scotch) pancake.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovelyness
She's a trap
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Full version of "You'll Never Find A Nessie in the Zoo"
funky!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M20Uu3pwNhg
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That theme-tune might dislodge my earworm.
I've had "I've Never Met A Nice South African" in my head since before lunch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post #VoteNess
for quein.
 (TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:31, , Reply)

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