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This is a link post Go Go Gadget Cabinet
200 year old insanely well-crafted and definitely not from IKEA.
(Leemondus, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
Ikea
 (SquidHead, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Tesco's, yeah?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post filled it with secret compartments yeah?
Fucking looks like it
 (SquidHead, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks very glassy to me!

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Come on you cunts, lets have some...
Edit: replacement found below
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QO16m_YW0o
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Copywrote yo ass

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I doubted it'd stay up for long.
But it was long enough that I know I'll be buying it shortly.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's still streaming in the tab I have open.
I hope it doesn't cut out. I'll buy it anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah same for me.
DON'T CLOSE THE WINDOW!!!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this one genuine?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QO16m_YW0o
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to be.
Get it streaming before they close that shit down!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Jock Ref Analysis

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Seems a little odd he hasn't bothered to get his account verified.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
Especially as he crying out for parody.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Tinfoil attire at the ready......
SCOTCHLANDS INDEPENDENCE VOTING RIGGING SCANDAL
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, I am 100% sure the vote was rigged.
The idea that more than 50% of the people of Scotland voted with reason is ridiculous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
Apathy is core to the Scottish psyche
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't there 86% voter turnout?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
84.6% according to the BBC. Very impressive. Where's Bonnie Prince Bob? I wonder how he voted.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post 84.59
apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post 84.58567928782765299992827265372819
to be exact
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on.
We ALL know that the majority of the porridge-wogs would have been too wankered to even see which box they were putting their 'x' in.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm 55.3% convinced it was rigged and 44.7% convinced it wasn't...
... or was it the other way around?
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately a lot of disappointed, angry , resentful dummies are gonna believe this.
My mum has frequently worked as a counter at local elections. Part of the process is to separate the ballots by identification number. Separating by legibility is also part of the process. She just happens to be sorting them on a table that has Yes and No categories on it. She hasn't got to the final stage yet, a stage that has a lot of security and monitoring surrounding it.
 (felixcoen, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
as a counter at local elections. Part of the process is to separate the ballots by identification number. Separating by legibility is also part of the process. She just happens to be sorting them on a table that has Yes and No categories on it. She hasn't got to the final stage yet, a stage that has a lot of security and monitoring surrounding it

down the docks
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone Scottish I know on Spazzbook who was vocally being boring about voting YES started posting gibberish last night
I put it down to him being gutted and it being very late. I didn't have time to ponder this much because my loft conversion decided to flood dramatically into my hallway during the storm and I haven't given it any further thought until this reminded me of it.

Apparently national conscription is returning because we didn't vote for independence or something
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Covers face in woade and has furious warp spasm*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post If a yes vote would be as disastrous as the no vote told us, then you would expect the British government to interfere
Its not beyond reason. Its happened in many other countries. And if the stakes were so huge for the UK, then there would have been some fiddling.
Which doesn't prove that there was fiddling - just a strong motive, ability, and states have done it often.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't notice the last 30 days of out and out media bias towards the no vote then?
not least by the BBC who stood to lose at least £200m year on year.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The BBC wasn't biased
Did you see the BBC debate? Both Yes and No had grievances with the BBC which shows it was doing its job.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post both sides will always claim bias
we may only find out if someone does some number crunching and content analysis
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post trouble is, how could the BBC not be biased?
how can any news outlet not be biased?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am certain they stated their bias in several media conferences
and it was essentially its personal stance, which just happened to align with the Government's.
Especially as they relocated a load of people up to Glasgow - and produce a lot of shite audience tv shows up there.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's bollocks
BBC Scotland is run by what staff call "the Gaelic mafia". It's a hotbed of nationalism. And that's OK because it cancels the overwhelmingly unionist populace out.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not heard that one
but I was talking of the BBC as an organisation, not a square box beside the science centre.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post But the BBC as a whole
Is young and liberal. That's why the right complain about it so much. When, for instance, did you last see a right leaning comedian on the BBC? They don't exist.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you mean towards the yes vote
well yea, I saw that. Not sure I'm convinced that all the newspapers acted for financial reasons. And the BBC would defend the status quo no matter what.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think there's a bigwig at the top of the BBC who can tell editors how to skew?
Who do you think that is? It's bollocks, I'm afraid. If Lord Hall went into a newsroom and started ordering the eds around he would be laughed out. That's the beauty of the BBC compared to every other news organisation in the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was suggesting a more structural relationship with the British state.
For one, the government has been increasingly applying pressure on BBC content.
Secondly, the BBC takes a British viewpoint. This is due to its geographic location and viewers. In the case of the Scottish referendum, the BBC straddles a Scotland half divided and a pro-British majority England. If the BBC considered itself to represent the people of Scotland, England, Wales, NI, Channel Islands, and North Korea, then we would have had a slightly different view of the election.
Thirdly, there is a close relationship between journalists and Westminster.
There is no Mr Big behind any bias, and no overarching conspiracy.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're saying, I think, that the BBC
reflects the geographical make-up of its staff and the political allegiances and consequent bias that goes with that. But surely that's exactly what it should do? You're right about Mr Big.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post yea, a bit

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The chap supposedly adding a no vote to an empty slip
looks kind of convincing. That chap might find himself chatting to an officer soon.
But the rest of that is basically misunderstanding how a voting station operates, by the looks of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Amazing Timelapse

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
mazing lsace
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely, I'll watch that on my big tv later

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, mr. lah-di-dah must let everyone know he has a BIG tv.
;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just embarrassed to admit I have a tiny monitor

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
monitor button cock
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's got a making of too. - vimeo.com/84179597
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice find

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I like how his pal checks for a pulse after a minute.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post BAM!
Right in the kisser
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooph!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it's better than bad, it's good!
 (UTB, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mind. Blown.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief.
Why not just draw a comedy moustache on him and be done with it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post sensible treatment of a head trauma there
Wiggle his neck around, see if it comes off.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best way to treat a blow to the front of the head
is hit the back of the head, every idiot knows that.
 (sithemong, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was logged out there...

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He lost consciousness due to boardom.

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think I would struggle to drink at this table
 (I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's just really horrible... surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post removed :/
any more uploads?
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 21 Sep 2014, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can find it on youtube in seconds if you're not a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Shameless plugging for votes!
Hi B3tans. A very good friend of mine works for a fantastic charity called Crisis (http://www.crisis.org.uk/). She's involved in their cafes and they are up for an Urban Food Award. If you could take a sec to vote for Crisis Skylight Cafe (Tower Hamlets) I'm sure it would work in your favour when you get to the pearly gates and they tot up your 'good vs bad' chart. (I'm screwed, but hopefully you can save yourselves).
Thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post So if I lie I'll gain entry to the kingdom of heaven ?
I think I'll settle for voting for everyone else friend.
 (Your name: Board Sig:, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well you seem like a barrel of laughs

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to be trying to fix a vote the purpose of which is to encourage a healthy, sustainable and ethical food system for the Capital. Are you trying to get into her knickers ?

(Your name: Board Sig:, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's my best mates wife.
And not all of my motivation is driven by sexual desire.
I'm trying to 'fix' the vote because it's a very noble cause and it's got a lot of kids off the street and off drugs.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally reading this as a 'yes'.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a denizen of the capital I'd prefer a fair result, as you know it's probably fairer to everyone in the longrun.
It shouldn't really be about fixing votes to suit some cretin. Crisis is a needy handwringers association devoting time to pisscans and mentalists who don't want to live indoors. I'd prefer to have somewhere nice to eat personally.
 (Your name: Board Sig:, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Witty
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I voted for them in all categories
and if I also get to sleep with your best friend's wife, that would be a suitable thankyou.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a struggling drug dealer and pimp, you've lost my vote

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Says Londoners only.
Used a fake postcode.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou!

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vote Satan!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Pedro's more powerful older brother

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. I'm not your vote-rigging bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never thought this would cause such a stir
Does nobody remember the vote rig of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mister_Splashy_Pants
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post THAT WAS IMPORTANT.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post the internet should never decide anything, ever

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Done.
The Rude Health cunts were on one of the forms. They're in our building here in Fulham. Disgusting stuff they sell look (and probably tastes) like compacted owl pellets. Rank.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Kicking the NHS habit
"The NHS is the envy of the world, but we can only keep it going if people stop using it"
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Throwing any more money at it won't work, it hemorrhages money
but persuading people to stop living like spastics might help
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post UK spends 9.8% of GDP on the NHS which is 0.3% above the global average

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post 9.8%!!!!
That is one in tenth of our national spending on FAT people! Fucking hell
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and the junkies.
Don't forget the junkies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The last time I went to a hospital was to visit my mother
and whilst having a smoke outside (for I am a spastic) this dishevelled, obviously pissed bloke with a can of Special Brew asked me for a light. He then presumed to talk to me and told me he was a bricky but "the English were being priced out of work because the Polish will work for nothing."

It was lunchtime during the week and he was staggering about the forecourt of the Whittington hospital in Archway with a Special Brew in his hand pissed up and it was not even the afternoon. It may be something else mate, not that they're 'Polish.' Junkie twat
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
You should have pushed him over and pissed on him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
stopping other companies taking advantage and charging ridiculous markups for supplies 'because NHS' would be a start
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Man dons strange masks and does strange things
sorry for the facefuck link but quite funny
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to click 'I made this'

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post unemployment can affect people in different ways

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post HA!
That first line though.
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post My fav
“Not even the Chinese have a dragon on their flag. Do you know why? Because they’re serious people who actually get things done.”
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha, brilliant.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Hipster eatery getting a bit of flack at the moment
"Pop up" restaurant where you sample people's last suppers
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's OK.
They execute the customers at the end.
 (DestructoLettuce, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post YAY

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post A win for all!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heartily endorse this event or product.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Let me guess. Brighton, Hoxton, Notting Hill, Bristol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should be Heathrow, surely.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everybody talk about, Pop music!!

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shoobie doobie do wop
Pop Pop Pop Musik
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty menu though.

(I helped save b3ta! hulver is wrist-deep in his own hoop, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep away from the Socrates drinks menu

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a link post The queue to the Regent Street Apple store for the iPhone 6
Fucking hell...haven't these people heard of buying shit online?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post But no one can see how cool and with it you are if you do that.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You cannot be serious!!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone please explain...
I just don't understand. It's a phone with a camera and you can play games and do facebook, yes? It will be replaced by an IPhone 7 in 9 months, yes? Does it really give the owner that much kudos to say that they, and 1,000,000 other people have this gadget?

I am beginning to get to the age where I fear I might say, "I weep for the future".

Someone who is 19 please enlighten me.
 (Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post iWeep
for the future
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly how I feel. I find myself saying that more and more
This was brought to my attention today and I am weeping as I type

www.doublerobotics.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember Sheldon Cooper doing this in The Big Bang Theory
It looked stupid then and it looks stupid now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post more off a dribble I would say.but please feel free to get a prostate exam just to confirm and let us know the results.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just asked for a 19 year olds opinion and this it copied and pasted
'Shut the whole in you're face, your the looser'
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then queue's getting a bit longer.


Click for bigger (193 kb)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post hey,fray shouldnt that say rub for bigger or rub to enlarge

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, possibly.
We could also have little fronds of the queue stretching into Mayfair and Soho to satisfy the 3PpB rule too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was more shocked anyone part of that mockery of several thousand years of civilisation
wasn't embarrassed and appalled to be filmed
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Smashes up office*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spazzy's having a lolly morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do they poo?

(chompedhomas, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post with an iPoo of course!

(DestructoLettuce, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like your thinking
Can't say it was the first thing that came into my head.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine neither.
*shits pants*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.kongregate.com/games/rete/dont-shit-your-pants
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post They do it into their hands and then fling it at each other.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ichimp

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember seeing film of the huge queues for bread as the Soviet Union was falling apart, and feeling sad.
Great to see how much the world has improved now that Capitalism has won.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Er, there were huge queues long before it started falling apart, communism failed for a reason.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post why would any one que just to watch a shit sitcom abojt scousers nicking stuff and other comedy shenanigans

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry. You are right! I should have given a full history of the USSR.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You were clearly implying the queues were a result of the collapse of communism and that capitalism revels in creating queues. Such intellectual dishonesty can not go unchallenged. You are Ken Livingstone AICMFP.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Smokes expensive Havana cigar*

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*interferes with newt*
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not my newt!

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *alerts yewtree*

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was mainly because of those huge queues communism fell apart
except they were for essentials like food and clothes

The irony isn't lost though
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What irony? Queueing for an essential dietary staple cannot be compared to queuing for a luxury that is literally not needed at all as all those cunts already have a phone. There is a world of difference between HAVING to queue to obtain basic sustenance and CHOOSING to queue because you're a sad twat.

Sent from my iPhone 7.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh there is something ironic in a queue like that
for an utterly meaningless upgrade to some electric object probably in all their pockets, simply because this is the clone and sheep affluence has made of them; selling the need to stand about waiting to part with their money for something none of them needs, as opposed to what happened the other side of the iron curtain in the eighties for stuff you actually needed to survive
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I could understand a long queue to buy tickets to see a band, you can connect emotionally with music, or maybe to meet a movie star, even though I couldn't relate to that, and maybe even for a computer game if I really ramp up the empathy (and I don't really play computer games). But for a phone? The functionality of which is improved only marginally or barely perceptibly? Facebook won't be better on it, nor Angry Birds. It's a bizarre fetishisation that will forever remain beyond my ken. Like those vigils for Jobs when his untreated cancer did for him, it's a cult I tell you.

Sent from my Nokia 3210.
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess the irony is that both Communism and Capitalism ended up with huge queues
Question; If something ironic implies irony, does something moronic imply...morony? If so I'll be using that word a lot more in the future.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cattle

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post is there any chance that the shop will run out of stock?
Isn't that the point of queueing for things?
It can't be to get it early, because by the time you've got through that queue the postie could have delivered it to your door.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done Apple
for managing to convince these sheep that they NEED the next iphone.
Next will be iOxygen....
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post guy at 140 has no legal jurisdiction to do that. just so you know

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck sake
I am taking heart though that every time there's a new iPhone there seems to be an increasing hostility to the people who rush out and buy one
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.....
it's the only way to be sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another thing to make me glad
That I'm me and not them.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Smart grandpa
My grandpa wasn't like this.
 (Smale is stuffed, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Graffiti Kings- Dance Amazing
Some special dance moves here, including elbow licking at one point
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was totally brill.
The thing with the hovering hat. What the fuck?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
That part made me doubt my sanity at first
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post The whistling, though
does it count as dance because that counts as music?
 (TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assumed it was the newest craze.
Whistlefloor. It will probably go mainstream and wind up featured on the next episode of Teen Thangz.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS FUCKING WHISTLING!!
May I present the bastard love-child of Richard Stilgoe and Rolf Harris - Roger Whittaker...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I..err...
...that's pretty awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post What,
How?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow
that's amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post my life has changed!
so you really CAN lick your own elbows!
goes on my top 1 things i've seen on teh internets and can't forget ...
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Amazing hat trick. How does he do that?
 (Sherbs, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a link post cool TED talk about children's stories being both truth and lies
I like the bit where they create a shop

"The echo park time travel mart. Wherever you are, we're already then"
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Enjoyed that, ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why does this kinda thing
always set me off :'(
 (TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even better than I expected...
Nice find
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is seriously
inspring material. clicks
 (I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a link post My first reaction was "wow"
Parochial simpleton discovers decades-old restaurant chain. An astonishing read.
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post must be some kind of PR from Pizza Express

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've added a note about the writer
I think rather sweet
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I felt a bit bad for laughing so much after I saw that.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, fucking hell.
Reads like it was written by this guy.
Our local rag, The Guardian used to have a regular feature called Time For Tea in which some sad cunt would go to a local cafe or tea shop and write awful reviews which mostly involved, apropos of nothing, eavesdropping on other people's conversations. In fact, here is an example! Perhaps these sad fuckers were separated at birth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, that's a special kind of shitness.
I obviously read until the very end.
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this tweet of his
twitter.com/SteveDawson0972/status/465447229747367936
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Hell what a boring twat

(Leemondus, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post My name is Peter
I like pizza. One day when I was very good at swimming class Mum said I could have a pizza for a treat. We went to the pizza restaurant. It was nice. Mum said I could have a starter. I had cheese on toast for my starter. Mum didn't have a starter she wanted a pudding. I liked the cheese on toast it was really nice. Then we had a pizza. I don't like olives so Mum said I could take them off. I really liked the pizza. It was a really big pizza and I was very full afterwards. Mum said that I could have some ice cream for being such a good boy. I love my Mum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post awww
did you burn your neck?
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Local newspapers aren't always springboards to greater things

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Here she is talking about learning to use a phone www.athene-communications.co.uk/blog/my-time-here-on-work-experience-holly-aston
 (itilliterate, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's amazing

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was fucking hilarious

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love this
in a way.

It's a bit like the Olive Garden review that was really popular a few years ago.

Also a pretty funny read:
www.grandforksherald.com/content/eatbeat-long-awaited-olive-garden-receives-warm-welcome-1
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was written by a school kid
not a "Parochial simpleton" (It says so at the bottom)
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was added later you parochial simpleton.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a link post The Edge discusses forcing iPhone 6 users to own U2's new album
Masterful irony, or deluded tool? Discuss.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus fucking christ
that quote is a man completely and irrevocably out of touch with reality etched in stone, to the point it is not just blissfully ignorant, but bordering on the realms of utter disbelief

A monumental fuckwit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post smash the system
(without breaking it and in fact introducing it to a great many people)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cuntknuckle

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Threadjack.....
I've just walked past someone on the street who said 'It's only incest if she puts it in her mouth' to whoever was on the other end of the phonecall.

Just thought I'd share that. Trying not to think too hard about the context...
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post General opinion at work is that someone somewhere has been wanked off by their cousin.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post *bert comment goes here*

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness, it seems to have worked for U2.
They haven't been fashionable for years and won't have lost any fans.

It's Apple who invest a lot on being fashionable and so saying "Hey - we're cool just like U2!" isn't the best marketing trick.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are kidding right?
I could think of nothing further than that debacle somehow making U2 'fashionable,' other than to mock them, or be reminded what a mediocre, sterile, and bland musical entity they have become
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, but U2's sales have gone up.
Not being a fashionable band, their fans aren't going to be put off by people saying they are shit. People have always said they are shit. It didn't make them fashionable, but it didn't make them less fashionable.

However, someone at Apple has decided that U2's brand is worth linking to their brand, which relies on people thinking they are fashionable.

I'm not sure Apple fanboys will be as loyal as U2 fans if they got the same reputation.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Emm
I may have overlooked the fact they have become sterile and bland, whilst still globally large enough, to be happily courted and used by Apple given the days of being 'punk rock' and actually saying anything have long gone from their music.

I guess bland has long been the marketing tool of choice. It doesn't offend anyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it count as "sales" if they were given away for free?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Tim Burton's Big Eyes trailer
fascinating story, not the usual Burton fair
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post No Johnny Depp?
No Helena Bonkers Whatssername?
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too right....
no sign of Depp or Bonham-Carter anywhere for fucks sake.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's that Depp fella and Bouncy-Carter?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Helluva Bouncy-Castle?

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Bono!
Sorry wrong thread
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Cornish game hen anyone?
Happy 86th Birthday Adam West.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's easily my favourite character in FG.
Another of my favourite bits www.youtube.com/watch?v=12aoJyPim6k
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post that IS ridiculous.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fxXWzqkSeU
 (Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgHUGtlvwrY
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post SC
Spatch Cock
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Teen Thangz....my sick holiday in America I made this!
Best vacation eva!
(dogfood, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post sick
no, really, too much to drink i think
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
kwality
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you get that Polish beer in the States?

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Cherry Cola
Apologies for data corruption
 (dogfood, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post luvvin dat

(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Sun 21 Sep 2014, 0:50, , Reply)

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