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This is a link post RedBull cheating again
Redbull seem to be having a problem keeping it stiff, to point where you could call it a almost flacid

BBC link so there version is probably better than my discription and may or may not include the following punctuation

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 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post F1 is so fucking boring.
But it get a click for repeated use of flaps. Pfft.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's amazing that extreme speed racing can be so dull.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's no Mario Kart.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had dream the other night where I was playing an augmented reality version of Mario Kart.
On a go-kart track with a Google glass-style HUD in the helmet visor.

Provided real-time red shells and bananas.

Can someone who knows about technologies tell me if this is possible?

And if not *thumps table* WHY not?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you would find it's nearly possible.
The problem you would have is getting the tracking good enough. It's nearly there but not quite accurate & fast enough on consumer kit.

The other problem is finding someone willing to be sued to oblivion after someone inevitably kills themselves trying to go for a powerup.
 (DestructoLettuce, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's alright...
Lakitu just fishes you out and puts you back on the track.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Were the cars too good at braking a little, then turning, then accelerating, then braking a little bit and turning again?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a clip from "Man to Man with Dean Learner"
that sums this up perfectly.

Unfortunately the youtube copyright police have it blocked in the UK so I can't give a link.
 (DestructoLettuce, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The rules as they're written though are impossible to comply with
You simply cannot build a front wing that is rigid and immobile in relation to the rest of the car. Even an RSJ bends under load.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post So does your mum

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 4:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Like Balloons? Like Fireworks?
Why not double the fun!
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post My bet is that was all exactly as planned
just 50ft lower than intended
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
just 50ft lower than intended
 (sithemong, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh the humanity!!!

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh the huge manatee!

(Leemondus, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 3:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Bored father rides rope swing whilst on a dirt bike.
Ignore portrait filming, its still cool.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jo-Bob was always the smartest one in town.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm waiting for the clip where the rope slips from the bike and tightens around the rider's neck leaving a cold corpse to be found three weeks later.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Health and fucking safety

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is only one helmet in that complete setup

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post typical yank . cant even hang him self properly

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Typical Brit imagining there's such a thing as typical Yank.

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Typical Yank. Stealing something a Brit said and passing it off as his own.

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Typical Brit

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post typical paedo ring catering organiser

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That does actually look pretty fun :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have friends that would do this.
Looks like great fun!*


*(Until someone gets killed)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh,
you play with fire... etc

:)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post A Cirque knock-off
50p tickets.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Shia Leboeuf
the musical, GC says nein
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post However, if you'd posted the youtube link
instead of the youtube link embedded on another page...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a link post The Angelos and Barry Show. NSFW
Angelos Epithemiou and Barry from Watford are together on their No 1 Podcast.
Highly recommended and free. Download/listen to the Soundcloud version...not soddin' iTunes. Sweary.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mildly annoying that you can't follow just a playlist.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Adorable Warfare presents: The Kitten gun
Cannot decide if real or Brass Eye.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wish it was a real cat :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a real cat before they
Shot and stuffed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it features Mack Machowicz from Future Weapons
....gotta be an April Fool tape or something.

To be fair people are probably more inclined to shot at a cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'd get suspicious when that ectoplasm started spouting from the cat's head.
If I wasn't dead. HEY, I'M THE NEW POET LAUREATE!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a very good poet,
And you are as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There once was a limerick by me,
That didn't rhyme at all,
It didn't have those two middle lines that are shorter than the rest,
That limerick by me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only they all had kittens...

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post CaG.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post This weapon is available!
On the very b3ta-compatible Postal 2.

Single fire or auto

Ricochet mode also available
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^THIS
Ricochet cats has had me in tears.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Napalm tears?
Or was that just the urine?
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rather missing the point
of why people find guns scary
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Darth Vader has lightened up in his old age!
Pity they couldn't get the original kids to do the grown ups.
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the Brissle accent
Didn't George Lucas call him "Darth Farmer"?
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post When he says 'Everywhere I look...'
He really does mean everywhere doesn't he
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post FP this NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post wank challenge accepted

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post One eye in York, one eye in Cork.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure on Prowse
It's sad the Star Wars team have turned their back on him but didn't he reveal the ending to ROTJ to a UK newspaper back in 84 and didn't he also accuse Lucas of only changing Vader's voice because there were no black characters in Episode IV? Edit: ahh it was ESB io9.com/5684916/in-1978-darth-vaders-actor-spoiled-the-empire-strikes-backs-ending-to-a-local-newspaper/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was because
Hayden Christiansen insisted on doing it himself. Made a wonderful job of it too. Really fantastic.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post all roight moi lover..will do

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was great in A Clockwork Orange too.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks more like admiral akbar

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post totally!

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 5:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit don't croos it's a...

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Another Vine I did. It's got a Lego man in and is set in space. I made this!
Nothing too exciting. Having a bit of fun with the 6.8 sec timeframe.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheaper than 'Gravity'
and better :)
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Uncle Chris Changes A Nappy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha that was funny!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Sainsbury's ad

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellent, but a stupid choice of preview frame

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Youtube algorithm probably chose it as the 'most sexiest' frame

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post based on the following criteria
is it a hole? yes
is it warm ? yes
can you fuck it?yes

must be preview frame then
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, I edited it to remove the preview but it looks like its gone back

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a link post foot the ball
Painfully funny
(#1, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the same as the one 7 posts down?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup
And still just as shit
 (sithemong, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm seeing it for a first time
a bit more annoying than funny though
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ly funny
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post While it looks dangerous
As long as the lorry sticks to a certain speed they will know exactly where it will land. so there be a good constant cap form the edge of the ramp to where the truck lands.

As long as the dirver drives though that slot he should fine.

Still could have gone horribly wrong though :D
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post you mean
They planned this in advance? Am disappoint!
 (sithemong, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes, but it still goes sideways awfully lot of times somehow...
Maybe they do it on purpose?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post gake
you can see the strings and Gerry Anderson's hands in the shot
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post In related news....
Formula 1 team Lotus have had to shut down and will rely on crowd funding as they need a new truck to get to the races.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Filmed just up the road from me
at Bentwaters, site of the unfeasably long runway in F&F 6,'The Numbers Station', various Top Gear 'pranks' and my mate's hangers full of potatoes.


mmmm potatoes
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post guessing you meant hangars

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem... yes
Oops
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Peaceful skeleton realm attacked by helicopter

(allseeingjapseye white light emitting from eyes / mouth, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post brave skeleton sacrifice

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post But everyone know skeleton do not die
www.youtube.com/watch?v=St-Z5XaUBso
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the actual fuck have I just watched?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor skellingtons :(
4EVA IN R BONEYARDZ
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Wildlife Camera-trap Photo of the Year
includes Iranian Goitered Gazelles
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post the Iranian Cheeta Society kinda failed to get the right animal

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a link post UKIP GOGGLES
SCARED OF SANDWICH MAKERS?
WORRIED BY FACTS?
TIRED OF WHOLE MODERN BRITAIN?
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No problem.

Turn the Word Wide Web into little England.

This extension changes some of key words that appear in your browser to UKIP's truth, so that you too can now see the world as UKIP does.
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 22 Nov 2014, 7:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so glad that bloke got elected for UKIP.
I now have a new person to detest.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its an easy win
popular MP in Tory borough. Change allegiances to wobbly morals party, win election, get MP seat. Only another 300 to go
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Tory borough? Worried by facts? It was held by Labour for 13 years until 2010. Maybe to need to take off your Daily Mirror goggles mate.
 (itilliterate, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strangely, b3ta is unchanged

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol at wikipedia
Since 1945, immigration to the United Kingdom under British nationality law has been substantial, in particular from the Republic of Our first colony and from the former colonies and territories of the British Empire such as Earl Mountbatten's place, Bangladesh, Bongo Bongo Land, the Caribbean, Land of Zulus and Boers, Africa and Hong Kong. Other sandwich makers have come as asylum seekers, seeking protection as refugees under the United Nations 1951 Refugee Convention, or from member states of the Evil empire, exercising one of the Evil empire's Four Freedoms.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that house fucking stinks.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Snake-cat?

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post magnificent

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Batman V Superman
Are you listening Snyder!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 3:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post So why are they fighting again?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Money

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Soccer shootout.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post what accent is that? bermuda?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I've been to Bermuda. Twice. I can categorically confirm that is not the accent of a native Bermudan. You apparently live in Wales. My condolences. Your accent spotting is well off. I suppose you think the people born and bred round your way sound like Indians.
 (itilliterate, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the accent is "bad American acting".

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 2:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you say anything against American exceptionalism.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post To Gitmo with him!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Screenshot: H from Steps.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
I guessed that from your pants' tenting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey,
You're the one with all the hard-core gayboy mags.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ONLY BECAUSE YOU AND SKELLIE SENT THEM TO ME
^trustory
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of Adamn and Joe

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:15, , Reply)

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