Interesting doc
About a banker who used to work with celebs.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=S40SXUpOk9M
maybe a bit nsfw for sweariness, if you work in a convent or something I dunno
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:13,
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haha I love the it crowd
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 17:44,
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Saw this the other day, what a twat.
He's just an attention seeking, obnoxious, sycophantic egomaniac.
Doesn't once seem to show any remorse whatsoever, the only regret people like him have for their wrongdoing is that they got caught.
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Typical banker then
he still seems to have massive substance abuse issues too.
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That's ENOUGH overhead cityscape shots, film-makers
ENOUGH I say!
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 18:47,
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sex with partners?
Good God, he really was flying too close to the sun.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 19:13,
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'Operation Christmas Child' appears to be helping right wing christian evangelists as well as kids.
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An usvsth3m link? On b3ta?
Whatever is the world coming to.
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So they great toys AND something to start a fire with, pretty much what I wanted as a kid.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:41,
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Fucking Christians. I'm more into Islam myself. Usvsth3m never bashes good old Islam. Why/how would they?
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Hahaha
God forbid that office does any proper journalism. I wonder when we'll have their hilarious and cynical take on Muslim faith schools segregating girls from boys being damned by ofsted?
www.theguardian.com/education/2014/nov/21/ofsted-chief-pupils-east-london-faith-schools-risk-radicalisation
Never I should imagine.
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Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:11,
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beats the Catholic run charities
you only get to eat after eating Father O'Henry
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WikiLeaks Video Collateral Murder. Interview With U.S. Soldier Ethan McCord.
Pretty heavy duty stuff. Drone activity in the Iraq war. A couple of Reuters reporters are wiped out by 30 mil cannon along with a couple of kids who were 'collateral damage'
In this. U.S. Soldier Ethan McCord gives a running commentary of unfolding events.
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When's that parasite going to face the music in Sweden? Rape is rape, unless you're Julian Assange and have a shitload of left wing mates it seems.
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Straight after
the murdering scum commanding the military gets what's coming to them.
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Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:34,
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And the last king has been strangled with the entrails of the last priest
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H.B.Mupps, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:37,
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I think he should lead by example and face justice first. That would make his moral high ground posturing a little more credible.
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He doesn't have any moral high ground
Even the freedom of speech thing, that's ethics not morals.
But your shitty use of him to try and distract away from actual murder? Pitiful, shameful, and completely expected from you. You utter turd.
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Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:18,
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"Ethics not morals"
Fucking hell, this place is so far up it's own fucking arse it's actually getting harder to come here by the day
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Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:37,
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Ha! There is a difference apparently (I just looked it up), but even by my standards, it's beyond pedantic.
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No, there is no difference unless you are a a complete and utter twat
I don't know how else to put it.
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Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:58,
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Here you go, I read it for no more than twenty seconds before I thought I was going to die of pedantry www.diffen.com/difference/Ethics_vs_Morals
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You really are a puzzling person
I've never before seen anyone use a link that categorically demonstrates them as wrong in order to justify their calling someone else a twat.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 13:11,
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I never said he was wrong vis à vis distinguishing between ethics and morals, I just said it was pedantic. I never called him a twat either. I didn't start dishing out base insults. Uncharacteristically, I didn't sink to his level.
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^seconded
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dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:38,
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DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!!!
That PARASITE Assange should be tried IMMEDIATELY, they should just send in the SAS and navy seals and x-men to get that coward out of the tourist office or whatever rock he's hiding under.
....
assange is the guy flying the helicopter right? Or is he the one that ok'd them to open up? Well he must be involved somehow. Did he start the war?... cos if not I'm starting to not understand how after watching that video you react by spitting bile at him
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"How can you shoot innocent women and children like that?"
"It's easy. You just don't lead them as much. You see, anyone that runs, is V.C. Anyone that stands still is well disciplined V.C. Ain't war hell?"
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rules of engagement???
sorry, since when did the yanks start employing those?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:12,
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he needs to suck that shit up and get the sand out of his vagina
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static electricity in London
someone go check this out in daylight
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 8:11,
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Er, I don't much about science and that, but I'm calling bollocks.
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guy with a woolly jumper and a big balloon just out of shot?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 8:53,
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Apparently true, reported elsewhere and a section of the street is now closed off...
Though reality isn't all that exciting...current theory is it's a static charge caused by air conditioning vents of a nearby restaurant.
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that's what they want you to believe man!
it's Google magnets reading our minds!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 9:07,
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Top comment probably has this nailed
they need to fix some mains wiring
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 19:17,
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Another video of the same area
www.youtube.com/watch?v=76ULbJryVz4
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 9:46,
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No, Sir, I cannot see your well groomed hair as you are filming in total darkness, you tit.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 12:53,
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Naked Suspect Assaults Elderly Man After Falling From Airport Bathroom Ceiling
Note: NOT from Florida. I know, go figure.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 4:59,
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SCUM: The Sitcom
NSFW
I made this!
I edited the first 3 minutes of Scum to make it look like a lame racist American sitcom from the 80's.
I know its wank but its my first project on my new mac thing and I just want some feedback.
Sorry.
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The music reminds me of sausages or sutin.
But if you want real feedback, I'd say the best thing you can do is cherrypick parts out of movies that are obviously ripe for comedic intervention, rather than trying to take the first three unfunny minutes of Scum and shoehorn in some random Apple sound effects. Having said that, the rape scene might benefit from some Yaketey Sax. But then everything benefits from Yakety Sax!
The trick is to search for potentially funny stuff first I think. Then make it funny. For instance the Downfall meme wouldn't have worked if they'd only used the first 3 minutes of the show. It worked because they used the most emotionally-charged, dramatic part, and subverted it.
Anyroad I'm pissed. That's my tuppence-worth and I'm off for a big smelly shite out of my bum.
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HI LEEMONDUS
My original idea was to cherrypick all the best bits and do just that, but when I imported the movie file into iMovie it corrupted at the point my video ends. So I decided just to do the first 3 minutes. You can see a second in the tape near the end where it pixellates, then it freezes up after that.
When I realised I only had the first 3 minutes to play with I thought oh fuck it and just go slap-dash-fuck with it. Hence the lame Apple sound effects.
That's a good idea tho, doing the Davis rape scene with yakety. Or I might experiment with 025% speed and Barbers Adeligo with ken burns effect on Davis' little red face
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Honest feedback?
I think your mixing skills and timing are dead on. But I didn't laugh. Find the right project and I think you will nail it.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 3:31,
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thanks
Yeah I know it's lame but the thing with Scum is that there is no music or scene effects in the film so it's easy for a beginner like me to pick up.
I'm thinking of doing a silly verion of Eastenders or something next.
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I think it would have been much better if you had tried to make it like a lame racist English sitcom from the 80's. Oh wait, we didn't have any lame racist sitcoms over here, because we're so morally superior.
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That's only because we got them all out the way in the 70s
Till Death Do us Part
Mind Your Language
It Ain't Half Hot Mum
Love Thy Neighbour
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LP, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 8:56,
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You're right. When Maggie swept to power in '79, racism ended in this country. Fact.
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Ah, but 'Allo 'Allo taught us all that beneath the harsh exterior the Nazis where bumbling and loveable incompetents. I've written a sitcom set in Bergen-Belsen. It's a gas!
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You tried
have a click
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 17:01,
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A tour of Megan's Johnny Depp room
Ronseal
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 2:04,
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Step one to getting those be-titted girl thingies to go out with you
don't call them whores...
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 1:20,
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How about boo-boo-kitty-fuck?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Nov 2014, 6:46,
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They're singing songs about Star Trek
They're a long way away from step one yet.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 10:51,
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It's just the drone of the semi-tone of the voice
that fucks it all up.
Dem Americans got talent eh?
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This is EvE - New game trailer
Finally an EvE trailer that actually feels like EvE. Which is of course the best, most nasty, most infuriating space game ever.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:38,
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"Finally an EvE trailer that actually feels like EvE"
So it contains 80% chatting/forum wars, 19% ship setup tweaking and 1% action.
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It's what you make it
You get out there and create your own narrative and it's amazing. You sit in a station and want stuff fed to you, everything explained and easy fun you're going to be disappointed.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:15,
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"The world's most exciting spreadsheet!"
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 11:42,
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I'm afraid I might get hooked on EVE so I've never played it.
.....though I have watched my mates play it, and quite a few videos....and read about it,....I might as well play it really. Though a tenner a month is rather steep, though I'd probably save that by not going out drinking and playing it.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:15,
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You can technically pay the subscription for it using in-game money
It takes a lot of understanding of the game and a lot of legwork though.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:17,
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Yeah someone told me this, which I like as an idea on paper
but in reality I'm a very lazy person and it looks like more work than it would be fun
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 1:03,
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EVE worked out for me
My predecessor in my job was fired because he could not make time for life and work because of this game.
I am not complaining.
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Is it coming out on Master System?
I can't afford Mega Drive.
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That's pretty good...
Though I have no idea what's going on. I guess it is a shot accross the bow of the imminent Elite Dangerous release. (who shot themselves in the foot very recently by denying Offline play)
I'm still looking forward to Elite (Beta playing has been a blast!) but my time commitment is lacking.... I just don't understand how people can get degrees anymore with this stuff around. For me modding Doom offline nearly doomed us all!
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zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 1:09,
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Looks nerdy
But good nerdy.
Does anyone remember Lander? This looks a bit better.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 2:28,
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Isn't EvE supposed to be dying on it's arse worse than QTFW at the moment?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 23 Nov 2014, 6:51,
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Nerds!
*goes back to playing the Elite Dangerous gamma*
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Russian man thinks he is a platypus.
Insists he will keep modding until he is "happy." He could have avoided a lot of trouble and maybe got a girl or too had he just whipped up some homemade Ritalin.
Transformation here: www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/19/platypus-man-jenya-bolotov_n_6184864.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:07,
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A platapus he maybe
but he is no where near the animal transformation compared to Monsieur Pingouin
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:18,
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Tesco Value Supervillain.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:27,
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hahahahaha this is so true
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:29,
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Wow.
Way to fuck-up your face, hope he doesn't end up regretting it when he's a bit older and his bottom lip flaps about on his chest in the wind.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:24,
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No, I'm pretty sure this is the way to happiness.
Plus, if he were in a one man band, you could use the lip cup to collect tips.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:26,
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I find it a bit upsetting if having to fuck his face up is the only way he'll be happy.
Could just be an attention seeker though, if so he's a fucking knob, there are easier ways of getting attention.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:29,
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It always amazes me how some try to make their outside reflect their inner feelings of self.
I believe that everyone hates me so I'll prove it by assuring it.
Sometimes a wacky hair dye isn't slimming and maybe a few minutes with a therapist is money well spent.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:41,
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He's not a human platypus.
He's a pretentious bell-end.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:22,
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You spotted the shoes, didn't you?
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:40,
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Stopped him mid wank they did.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 2:17,
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He doesn't look much like a platypus
I'm all for people doing body mods etc and looking how they want to as it's a free country (well, maybe not Russia) but the question is, is he doing it because he doesn't give a fuck what anyone else thinks, or is he doing it because he DOES give a fuck what everyone else thinks?
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 13:29,
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Seeing as though he's making videos showing it off and has a blog dedicated to pictures just of his face...
...i'm thinking it's just attention seeking.
If he was doing it to be happy (as he says) there'd be no reason to broadcast his 'look' everywhere.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 13:34,
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Earworm
Well, earpuke, given that it's Shaun Ryder, but hey
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what happened to
black grape's 2nd? cant find anywhwere/ is it that bad?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 21:22,
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Clickity.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 21:31,
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Gladys Mills
Bet this isn't GC, heh heh.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:10,
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Haha you bad person.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:45,
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I just don't get Morecambe & Wise.
No doubt a generational difference. It makes no sense to me at all. Sort of like accidentally tuning into a south Korean gameshow on my satellite. It's bright, colorful, people flail their arms around and smile and laugh in a language I don't understand. I just don't know what the hell I'm supposed to find funny about it.
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I guess various groups have their own language of humour.
I put it up for the Mrs Mills honky Tonk pianoing.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 22 Nov 2014, 21:31,
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Oh good, I thought I was the only one
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 21:32,
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It's like some American comedy...
Like when Letterman gurns and mugs at the camera... the audience goes mental and I remain confused.
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Yay! Mrs Mills am teh aces!
I've got 3 or 4 of her albums, and they're all bloody marvellous :)
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LP, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 22:17,
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Surprising in anyone under 75.
{:-)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Nov 2014, 1:15,
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Wank,sock,the ideal Christmas gift
Wank here,wank there ,wank everywhere with WANKSOCK!
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Sounds like a video that Stallioni Expulsion guy would make
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:55,
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88 geeky easter eggs and details in the Back to the Future trilogy.
Some I didn't notice.
The red, yellow and green display in the Delorean being a reference to the same coloured bulbs on the original Time Machine (1960)?
You're twisting my melon, man.
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The 'Great Scott' utterance is a nod to the famous writer Walter Scott.
In a little known short story, Scott wrote about a horse and carriage ridden by a highwayman. The highwayman rode so fast one day that he traveled backwards in time to Roman Britain, and helped fight the Romans out of Scotland.
trufact
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I remain unconvinced.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 21:25,
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I await its inclusion on the website
snopes has not disproven it yet
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also, one of my trufacts actually proved true
Frankenstein's monster does take his 'father's' name in the original book, and can therefore be called Frankenstein
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How the fuck did he get a horse and carriage up to 88 miles per hour?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 23 Nov 2014, 13:40,
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Star Trek Next Generation blooper reel
If you like that kind of thing.
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Why does that man have a hair band on his eyes?
And the Captain's bald?!
What sort of nonsense is this?
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I'm waiting for the delux set with Diana Troys camel toe digitally remastered
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At least link to the youtube video.
Or the uploader www.youtube.com/channel/UCueKD4jxzgHvCISK2pBt0cQ
Cnet are really pissing me of.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 1:21,
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Lenny Kravitz Parody.
I don't know, i really don't.
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