Latest release from Bad Lip Reading Theatre
The Merkin Democratic Convention edition!
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The Merkin Democratic Convention edition!
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Naked Trump statues: the making of
NSFW
Naked statues of Dongald Trump have been popping up the cities of New York, Los Angeles, Cleveland and Seattle. Pray that similar statues of Hillary aren't being planned
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Naked statues of Dongald Trump have been popping up the cities of New York, Los Angeles, Cleveland and Seattle. Pray that similar statues of Hillary aren't being planned
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Even she is as corrupt as him.
Just less in your face.
Either one equals bad.
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Just less in your face.
Either one equals bad.
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"They're all the same"
Yet Mr Frumpt's recently fired campaign manager was vile enough to give Dr Evil pause.
I mean this guy was cock sucking African murder magnates, while having the Don of Don's in one hand, the worst of the US administration in the other while pleasuring the shittiest for behind the Iron Curtain with his firm buttocks (gloriousmotherlandhole).
This filth has done so many disgusting things that you'd think he's a fallen angel of the wrong kind.
It's one thing to attribute imaginary or politically augmented perceived "notgoodness" on the two candidates, but this fucker is fully documented scum AND proud of it.
There are not many people whose permanent retirement from public life would actually make the world a better place, but maybe this one? Just maybe.
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Yet Mr Frumpt's recently fired campaign manager was vile enough to give Dr Evil pause.
I mean this guy was cock sucking African murder magnates, while having the Don of Don's in one hand, the worst of the US administration in the other while pleasuring the shittiest for behind the Iron Curtain with his firm buttocks (gloriousmotherlandhole).
This filth has done so many disgusting things that you'd think he's a fallen angel of the wrong kind.
It's one thing to attribute imaginary or politically augmented perceived "notgoodness" on the two candidates, but this fucker is fully documented scum AND proud of it.
There are not many people whose permanent retirement from public life would actually make the world a better place, but maybe this one? Just maybe.
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Hahah! they gave him a tiny cock!
Thing is though, by doing this or pissing on his face or whatever, we are going to his level of mentality, maturity etc. We shouldn't join him in his world of shit because it makes us the same as him. ok rant over.
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Thing is though, by doing this or pissing on his face or whatever, we are going to his level of mentality, maturity etc. We shouldn't join him in his world of shit because it makes us the same as him. ok rant over.
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Just to prove how clever I am, I'll be voting for him IRONICALLY.
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You too can do something that'll make them, and I mean any politician reading this, feel REALLY ASHAMED.
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If his cock was "Swinging Death" then would you vote for him?
You're such a cockist!
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You're such a cockist!
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no, I block the cock
if you lock at the clock, its time for cock knock and trump simply doesnt rhyme with tock. I mock him. what the flock
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if you lock at the clock, its time for cock knock and trump simply doesnt rhyme with tock. I mock him. what the flock
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From a purely technical perspective,
Wouldn't having such a short "manliness" lead to vicious bollocks slap during intercourse?
"Winges"
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Wouldn't having such a short "manliness" lead to vicious bollocks slap during intercourse?
"Winges"
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No, but here's a mural. Some nudity, but not Hillary
"Lushsux on Donald Trump, nude selfies, and a gorilla named Harambe"
www.abc.net.au/news/2016-08-15/my-night-with-lushsux/7735138
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"Lushsux on Donald Trump, nude selfies, and a gorilla named Harambe"
www.abc.net.au/news/2016-08-15/my-night-with-lushsux/7735138
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Wasnt this posted on the newsletter around 200 years ago?
God i miss that newsletter.
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God i miss that newsletter.
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That Thing In The Desert (future version)
Some pretty good Shop - regardless of what you think about the whole Burning Man event...
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Some pretty good Shop - regardless of what you think about the whole Burning Man event...
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interesting watch tech.
Its all getting a bit too "mactini" if you ask me
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Its all getting a bit too "mactini" if you ask me
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Interesting video
Ruined by twee ukulele music. Do Californians working in tech listen to nothing else?
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Ruined by twee ukulele music. Do Californians working in tech listen to nothing else?
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Interesting video
but I doubt you'll see that in production.
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but I doubt you'll see that in production.
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This does actually look pretty interesting
Definitely a leap ahead of the current technology.
Still don't know if if I'd want one though, when you have a smart phone that can still do all of this more easily, on a bigger screen, etc.
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Definitely a leap ahead of the current technology.
Still don't know if if I'd want one though, when you have a smart phone that can still do all of this more easily, on a bigger screen, etc.
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He's not the Messiah,
he's a very stupid student revolutionary who never grew up.
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he's a very stupid student revolutionary who never grew up.
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Check your privilege white boy,
b3ta is a safe space; don't violate my feelings.
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b3ta is a safe space; don't violate my feelings.
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"Gets Pantone colors" - "Check"
I'm more of a 91-6C to 62.6C depending where I measure/state of arousal...
In any case, I'm firmly pink.
So I'd like you to rephrase that to "Check your privilege PINK boy" or you'll be violating my B3ta safe space.
And there are no "white" people*.
*Except for dead Goths in vats of talcum.
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I'm more of a 91-6C to 62.6C depending where I measure/state of arousal...
In any case, I'm firmly pink.
So I'd like you to rephrase that to "Check your privilege PINK boy" or you'll be violating my B3ta safe space.
And there are no "white" people*.
*Except for dead Goths in vats of talcum.
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Russian Disco choon
Vid-lols aside, I found my foot tapping away to this. Got a bit of Boney M about it. Those haircuts though.
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Vid-lols aside, I found my foot tapping away to this. Got a bit of Boney M about it. Those haircuts though.
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the clip Putin (standing at piano, ginger afro) didnt want you to see
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quite a lot of strange goings on in that video. i like it!
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ill step in here.... *adjusts tie*
the woman wiih black hair has ugly friends
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the woman wiih black hair has ugly friends
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She certainly is more animated than the others -
Draws your attention.
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Draws your attention.
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Russian birds are the fittest
She's probably dead now. Or very wrinkly.
Sigh.
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She's probably dead now. Or very wrinkly.
Sigh.
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I've been playing this most evening this week
What is Russian for 'earworm'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl1iHyygOsA
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What is Russian for 'earworm'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl1iHyygOsA
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That really is a 70's stench they're wafting.
And the comments make no sense at all. Wonderful!
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And the comments make no sense at all. Wonderful!
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I've got that on CD
http://www.russiandvd.com/store/product.asp?sku=43312&genreid=
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http://www.russiandvd.com/store/product.asp?sku=43312&genreid=
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In the mood of the Olympic Games, missheard lyrics of european national anthems
The best way to to get most people pissed, I suppose.
Also, die Bill Paxton
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The best way to to get most people pissed, I suppose.
Also, die Bill Paxton
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This is the best thing I've seen all day
Wiping the tears...
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Wiping the tears...
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Gahd Bless Murica!
And they wonder why they don't have jobs?
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And they wonder why they don't have jobs?
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I don't see what all the fuss is about.
This is a brothel where there are only two women. One named "Libety" and the other is a guy.
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This is a brothel where there are only two women. One named "Libety" and the other is a guy.
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that's ace
whose losing?
...you are
says who?
... the polls
Which polls?
... all of them.
FUCK YOU BITCH!
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whose losing?
...you are
says who?
... the polls
Which polls?
... all of them.
FUCK YOU BITCH!
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What a total fucking embarassment
wearing a pink tie, in public, on TV for Christ's sake. No self-awareness at all.
Also, he and Trump are jokes. I reckon they know they've lost, almost certainly, and they're literally just trolling now.
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wearing a pink tie, in public, on TV for Christ's sake. No self-awareness at all.
Also, he and Trump are jokes. I reckon they know they've lost, almost certainly, and they're literally just trolling now.
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no mans sky funny thing
i still want to play it but i have no ps4 *sobs*
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i still want to play it but i have no ps4 *sobs*
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hahaha i fucking love that video
I found aliens that look like butt plugs, jumping about. The whole procedural generation comes across more like random generation tbh, as it creates things that just wouldn't exist. Some things look great though to be fair, but I haven't got that far into it yet. Star Citizen looks much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GucYhhLwIxg
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I found aliens that look like butt plugs, jumping about. The whole procedural generation comes across more like random generation tbh, as it creates things that just wouldn't exist. Some things look great though to be fair, but I haven't got that far into it yet. Star Citizen looks much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GucYhhLwIxg
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Just like
All commercial 'news' services here in Australia. Serving their masters and eroding true political debate/growth. That 'presenter' should be sacked. She's also a frightful uggo to boot (mild slur - couldn't help myself).
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All commercial 'news' services here in Australia. Serving their masters and eroding true political debate/growth. That 'presenter' should be sacked. She's also a frightful uggo to boot (mild slur - couldn't help myself).
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The whole demanding that someone be sacked when they say something that you don't like shtick is unbearably tedious
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Surely it's not a question of whether or not they like it
It's whether there is a clear and demonstrable bias by a source that should - in effect - be neutral. I agree with your statement overall, but in this case it's all a bit 'pinko scum' for my liking. At least with something like the Telegraph you know what you're getting into, though I feel C4 reaches a wider audience and should adjust its position accordingly.
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It's whether there is a clear and demonstrable bias by a source that should - in effect - be neutral. I agree with your statement overall, but in this case it's all a bit 'pinko scum' for my liking. At least with something like the Telegraph you know what you're getting into, though I feel C4 reaches a wider audience and should adjust its position accordingly.
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They also got the title of Peter Taafe's party incorrect. Their full name is the Socialist Party of England & Wales
or SPEW. This is actually true because no-one on the left has ever heard of acronyms.
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or SPEW. This is actually true because no-one on the left has ever heard of acronyms.
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Oooooh, hark at you! Fucking twat.
You should get rid of the Internet and get into semaphore.
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You should get rid of the Internet and get into semaphore.
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Semaphore?
I used to do that before it got popular. Now I get all my news by smoke signal.
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I used to do that before it got popular. Now I get all my news by smoke signal.
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smoke signal you posh cunt
i get my info by drumming on exposed tree roots
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i get my info by drumming on exposed tree roots
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I get all my news from the sages on Twitter.
I cannot wait for the day when the tyranny of the archaic alphabet is conquered by the excellent emoji.
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I cannot wait for the day when the tyranny of the archaic alphabet is conquered by the excellent emoji.
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Life is WAY better that way
I watch the odd show I fancy, other than that, you get soo much more done too. And am at least 80% less of an angry person. :D
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I watch the odd show I fancy, other than that, you get soo much more done too. And am at least 80% less of an angry person. :D
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I'm so glad I don't have a tv
80% reduction in my anger too, but the remaining 20% is more than enough. When my grandmother came round, she couldn't understand why I wouldn't have a tv unless I couldn't afford one.
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80% reduction in my anger too, but the remaining 20% is more than enough. When my grandmother came round, she couldn't understand why I wouldn't have a tv unless I couldn't afford one.
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^ This
BIG EDIT: I used to have a standard digital TV receiver (and before that, in a previous flat, bog-standard Sky), but even that would result in me staring slack-jawed at whatever E4 or Dave was shoving into my face at 11pm, like re-runs of Friends or some shite like Two Broke Girls, too jaded and Pavlov'd to jack it in. I moved to flat without a working aerial and quickly broke the habit of broadcast TV (the saving of a license fee was nice too). If something interesting comes up there are always ways to stream it, and Netflix tends to throw up some decent stuff - never would have heard of Bojack Horseman, Daredevil or Kimmy Shmidt otherwise. So yeah, fuck TV, it's a lamely dying gazelle in the jaws of on-demand. HTH.
SMALLER EDIT: That said, the BBC has grown a bit of a pair lately. I really enjoyed The Night Manager, The Secret Agent and Versailles, proper-budget HBO-contending stuff. Dunno what they're up to with iPlayer as of September, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
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BIG EDIT: I used to have a standard digital TV receiver (and before that, in a previous flat, bog-standard Sky), but even that would result in me staring slack-jawed at whatever E4 or Dave was shoving into my face at 11pm, like re-runs of Friends or some shite like Two Broke Girls, too jaded and Pavlov'd to jack it in. I moved to flat without a working aerial and quickly broke the habit of broadcast TV (the saving of a license fee was nice too). If something interesting comes up there are always ways to stream it, and Netflix tends to throw up some decent stuff - never would have heard of Bojack Horseman, Daredevil or Kimmy Shmidt otherwise. So yeah, fuck TV, it's a lamely dying gazelle in the jaws of on-demand. HTH.
SMALLER EDIT: That said, the BBC has grown a bit of a pair lately. I really enjoyed The Night Manager, The Secret Agent and Versailles, proper-budget HBO-contending stuff. Dunno what they're up to with iPlayer as of September, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
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Have you watched Stranger Things?
I thought it was quite good and I think it's a Netflix show.
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I thought it was quite good and I think it's a Netflix show.
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I watched the first episode
And despite a kinda milfy Winona (and her big brown beaver), I wasn't hooked. A lot of people seem to be raving about it for its 80's references. Yeah, I was there, I was a similar age to the kids in the programme. I guess I got my fill at the time and the story didn't really grab me. Eh, to each his own..
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And despite a kinda milfy Winona (and her big brown beaver), I wasn't hooked. A lot of people seem to be raving about it for its 80's references. Yeah, I was there, I was a similar age to the kids in the programme. I guess I got my fill at the time and the story didn't really grab me. Eh, to each his own..
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I bought a Roku recently and binned my expensive TV package
All I watch is iplayer now, mostly on demand but a bit of broadcast. Dont miss all the other shite at all.
Spent the money I saved on a decent usenet subscription
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All I watch is iplayer now, mostly on demand but a bit of broadcast. Dont miss all the other shite at all.
Spent the money I saved on a decent usenet subscription
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Awkward moment A-level student opens his results live on Good Morning Britain…and is left devastated
Looks like he's going to cry.
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Looks like he's going to cry.
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I remember when I got mine.
I needed two As and a B to meet my offer. Opened the envelope and saw Two As and a B and started celebrating, then realised the B was in the subject I was supposed to be studying, which was a bit of an issue. I think I made a noise a bit like "Yyyyyyeeeaah-shhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiittt!"
Turned out they still let me in, which was nice.
Cool story, I know....
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I needed two As and a B to meet my offer. Opened the envelope and saw Two As and a B and started celebrating, then realised the B was in the subject I was supposed to be studying, which was a bit of an issue. I think I made a noise a bit like "Yyyyyyeeeaah-shhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiittt!"
Turned out they still let me in, which was nice.
Cool story, I know....
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Why are grade requirements so high these days? Is it because A levels are piss easy now?
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'Tis the defect of age
To rail at the experience of youth.
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To rail at the experience of youth.
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Grades are dropping with less emphasis on coursework, I believe
Also they're scrapping the AS level system next year in favour of more heavily weighted finals, as it used to be.
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Also they're scrapping the AS level system next year in favour of more heavily weighted finals, as it used to be.
( , Thu 18 Aug 2016, 17:37, Share, Reply)
Dunno
I did mine in the old system. Don't really understand all this AS stuff.
Also, in terms of grade requirements being high, I think Nottingham and Aberystwyth both wanted higher grades than Oxford, which I always thought was a bit up themselves.
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I did mine in the old system. Don't really understand all this AS stuff.
Also, in terms of grade requirements being high, I think Nottingham and Aberystwyth both wanted higher grades than Oxford, which I always thought was a bit up themselves.
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Same happened to me, fucked up my last exam and dropped my grade to B
Still got let in.
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Still got let in.
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Confession time
I dossed around during my A levels and got all c's. I was gutted. I could have got into some uni I guess but I gave up. I worked at a bookshop coffehouse for 18 months, realized I'd made a mistake and went to my local Uni which was a fairly highly ranked one that certainly would have required more than 3 c's to get into. I spoke directly to the head of the department after the UCAS deadline and lied about my grades on a bullshit CV. He didn't check any of it and gave me a position in his department. I was enrolled 3 weeks later and after 3 years got a decent degree which led to further ed and then a not bad at all first job. I doubt it'll come back to bite me. I'm all in the clear I'm sure. But paying off that mountain of student debt does still feel like penance for a lie.
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I dossed around during my A levels and got all c's. I was gutted. I could have got into some uni I guess but I gave up. I worked at a bookshop coffehouse for 18 months, realized I'd made a mistake and went to my local Uni which was a fairly highly ranked one that certainly would have required more than 3 c's to get into. I spoke directly to the head of the department after the UCAS deadline and lied about my grades on a bullshit CV. He didn't check any of it and gave me a position in his department. I was enrolled 3 weeks later and after 3 years got a decent degree which led to further ed and then a not bad at all first job. I doubt it'll come back to bite me. I'm all in the clear I'm sure. But paying off that mountain of student debt does still feel like penance for a lie.
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Fucking cruel. Teachers know the results before the kids do anyway. They could have advised him not to go on telly.
( , Thu 18 Aug 2016, 18:57, Share, Reply)
You're fired, clear your desk.
Kind regards,
Shihori Oyama
Head of Marketing, Maybelline NY
( , Thu 18 Aug 2016, 22:19, Share, Reply)
Kind regards,
Shihori Oyama
Head of Marketing, Maybelline NY
( , Thu 18 Aug 2016, 22:19, Share, Reply)
Hahahaha you suckers! In America Hillary is going to give us all our education for free so we won't have to worry about this type of crap.
And we'll be getting all the jobs and raise our middle finger to the banks! USA. USA. USA
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And we'll be getting all the jobs and raise our middle finger to the banks! USA. USA. USA
( , Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:19, Share, Reply)
Christ, who the fuck thought that that was a suitable TV piece.
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I love the way that he's clearly gutted and doesn't want to talk
so she keeps asking him questions.
( , Fri 19 Aug 2016, 2:59, Share, Reply)
so she keeps asking him questions.
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I got my Luffyland confirmation in the post
the morning before I went in to get my results anyway.
Quite a few of us that day didn't give a fuck what was in the actual results.
( , Fri 19 Aug 2016, 14:33, Share, Reply)
the morning before I went in to get my results anyway.
Quite a few of us that day didn't give a fuck what was in the actual results.
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weird
I guess when humans know if you startle them it has consequences, they've got used to us being really polite.
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I guess when humans know if you startle them it has consequences, they've got used to us being really polite.
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What surprised me was the sound they made. I usually can't hear them over my screaming.
Or maybe that was the sound of the cyclist sniveling.
( , Thu 18 Aug 2016, 18:44, Share, Reply)
Or maybe that was the sound of the cyclist sniveling.
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I only saw one once.
On hols when I lived in Murca but it was ways off. I sort of want to know how bad the smell actually is.
My response is conditioned by Pepe LePew rather than experience
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On hols when I lived in Murca but it was ways off. I sort of want to know how bad the smell actually is.
My response is conditioned by Pepe LePew rather than experience
( , Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:18, Share, Reply)
If you've lived anywhere near a rural area, you've likely smelled them after they've been hit.
Bad idea to accidentally run over skunk road kill because you become the peeyew mobile for real.
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Bad idea to accidentally run over skunk road kill because you become the peeyew mobile for real.
( , Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:20, Share, Reply)
Woah
https://www.quora.com/How-bad-does-a-skunks-spray-really-smell
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https://www.quora.com/How-bad-does-a-skunks-spray-really-smell
( , Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:24, Share, Reply)
Yeah, they're nasty. I was driving to another state and swerved to miss skunk road kill and still got a bit.
The guy I was driving with was unreasonably angry at me for having hit it, certain that I'd done it to aggravate him. He was an idiot.
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The guy I was driving with was unreasonably angry at me for having hit it, certain that I'd done it to aggravate him. He was an idiot.
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I spent some time working in the US when fresh out of Uni
We used to go out for lunch to a diner on the other side of the airport, which involved driving a rural road around the perimeter.
One summer day we drove that way to discover a fresh skunk roadkill in the middle of the yellow lines. It which was the single most vile thing I've ever smelled. We avoided that road for a couple of weeks to let the crows do their job, but found that even they wouldn't go near. The corpse was untouched, and remained there for at least a month.
My only encounter with a live wild skunk was many years later when one ambled out of the bushes next to me in a car park in Toronto. I ran like fuck.
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We used to go out for lunch to a diner on the other side of the airport, which involved driving a rural road around the perimeter.
One summer day we drove that way to discover a fresh skunk roadkill in the middle of the yellow lines. It which was the single most vile thing I've ever smelled. We avoided that road for a couple of weeks to let the crows do their job, but found that even they wouldn't go near. The corpse was untouched, and remained there for at least a month.
My only encounter with a live wild skunk was many years later when one ambled out of the bushes next to me in a car park in Toronto. I ran like fuck.
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One whiff of those trainers was enough to send 'em on their way.
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skunks at large
I had the same thing happen to me. was working in a fish restaurant and my sneakers were covered with breeding. It was a long walk home at dusk, long lonely wooded road, and suddenly saw this guy about 50 yard away. I shouted "Hey"! a few times, which he would pause at, then kept waddling toward me. Finally got exactly across the road from me and came over and started to scrape the stuff of my sneakers and munch on in. Needless to say, I was no longer yelling anything at this point, just standing shock still pooping in my pants. A car came by about 2 minutes later which spooked him and he ran off into the woods. I was contemplating spending the rest of that summer smelling like our dog had gotten bombed but they are remarkably both bold, but un-aggressive. That must have been 40 years ago but will stay with me forever.
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I had the same thing happen to me. was working in a fish restaurant and my sneakers were covered with breeding. It was a long walk home at dusk, long lonely wooded road, and suddenly saw this guy about 50 yard away. I shouted "Hey"! a few times, which he would pause at, then kept waddling toward me. Finally got exactly across the road from me and came over and started to scrape the stuff of my sneakers and munch on in. Needless to say, I was no longer yelling anything at this point, just standing shock still pooping in my pants. A car came by about 2 minutes later which spooked him and he ran off into the woods. I was contemplating spending the rest of that summer smelling like our dog had gotten bombed but they are remarkably both bold, but un-aggressive. That must have been 40 years ago but will stay with me forever.
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. I shouted "Hey"! a few times, which he would pause at, then kept waddling toward me. Finally got exactly across the road from me
over and started to scrape the stuff of my sneakers and munch on in. Needless to say, I was no longer yelling anything at this point, just standing shock still pooping
like
had gotten bombed but they are remarkably both bold, but un-aggressive. That must have been 40 years ago but will stay with me
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Haha.
Oh wow, this may have solve a mystery. The barking bush. There was one, I swear. Hearing that has prompted my memory. Plus I just discovered I have skunks. I love skunks. In fact I am nursing a sprained ankle from chasing one the other day. Not aggressively, but...fuck. who cares.
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Oh wow, this may have solve a mystery. The barking bush. There was one, I swear. Hearing that has prompted my memory. Plus I just discovered I have skunks. I love skunks. In fact I am nursing a sprained ankle from chasing one the other day. Not aggressively, but...fuck. who cares.
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This is an excellent link.
I would've spoken to them though.
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I would've spoken to them though.
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Talk to the animals?
Now you sound likeDr Dolittle Owen Smith
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Now you sound like
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There would be no negotiations, I would just be issuing orders.
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I'll just leave this here
www.espnfc.co.uk/story/337901/young-boys-wankdorf-erection-relief
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www.espnfc.co.uk/story/337901/young-boys-wankdorf-erection-relief
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first 12 minutes of the new Final Fantasy film
fairly incomprehensible but expensive looking
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fairly incomprehensible but expensive looking
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I like my films fairly comprehensible and inexpensive looking, so I'm out.
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very hard to care about any of these generic pixel people and their virtual firework display
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Advent Children was amazing
Especially the reworking of the old scores. Seen it twice in the Albert Hall.
Gone right off FF though, the last half decent one was ten IMO.
Looks interesting, which game is this based on?
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Especially the reworking of the old scores. Seen it twice in the Albert Hall.
Gone right off FF though, the last half decent one was ten IMO.
Looks interesting, which game is this based on?
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