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This is a link post 4 x Combo!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent combo
That lad cannot be accused of having a glass jaw
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. Did well to stay on his feet after that.
That body shot is why I don't worry about a bit of extra belly padding when I spar.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post GOOD PUNCHING
A+++
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful, just beautiful.
Some gorgeous fighting that night. Larkin's demolition of Magny's leg, Means' steady breakdown of Homasi, Johnson's one-hit KO of Texeira, a five-round war of a main event, and then there's this. Clean, perfectly timed technique. Cerrone may never hold a title, but the last year has shown that it's not necessarily the best fighter who wears the belt.
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's horrible
Can someone explain to me why this is not just boxing with wrestling or mixed marital arts (I have no experience of either)? Watching the Olympics why doesn't a taekwondo bod get in the ring and kick the opponents head off? Even in bouts at the Olympics and both contestants knowing what to expect they could not stop head kicks which if really followed through would be devastating rather than scoring for points
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's mixed martial arts.
Points sparring is a very different game to 10pt must/KO/submission fighting. When a point is called the fight is reset which means building up the sorts of combinations that tend to lead to KOs is far more difficult. You also need to remember that a kick to the head will need to travel much further than any other legal strike - long enough for an experienced competitor to dodge/parry/counter.
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try it.
"why doesn't a taekwondo bod get in the ring and kick the opponents head off? "

tldr; - punches are faster than kicks.

Longer version:
It's been tried. When "mixed martial arts" was just starting out and purporting to represent what fighting is really like, you would see exactly that - some big gangly TKD player squaring off against a boxer, or a wiry little Wing Chun dude getting in the ring with someone who did Judo or whatever. People tied to a single system of fighting pretty quickly had the weaknesses of that system shown to them. TKD black belts can win fights against other, less skilled TKD fighters... but put them up against someone whose background is grappling, and those big kicks are just handing them something that's easy to grab.

What you see in the cage nowadays is the distilled essence of what actually works under that set of rules (and despite any hype there's a LOT of rules, and they're not all the same so take what follows as possibly over-specific) - and it looks NOTHING like TKD. From what I can make out (and I've never trained in MMA, although my ex's brother was/is pretty good) the things that seem to work are:
- kickboxing, more or less,
- jujitsu, more or less,
- er...
- that's it.

Fundamentally, when standing up you kick and punch like a kickboxer, but unless you can knock the guy out (which is less likely than it is in "normal" boxing because the gloves are thinner so you can't hit as hard) it almost invariably comes down to grappling sooner or later. No amount of TKD training will help when your opponent is choking you unconscious on the ground.
 (SonofRojBlake, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers to above
Makes a bit more sense. Just boiled down into what will work against someone who knows what might be coming and is prepared.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Toots Thielemans has died.
This is him on Jaco Pastroius' Three Views of a Secret
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who?

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No, you're thinking of Keith Moon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another taken too young!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post cut down in his non agrarian prime of his life

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you, death!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a link post North Korea has a new NetFlix competitor
Scroll down for the name, it is a winner!
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 22 Aug 2016, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's called Manbang
(saved you from the clickbait adverts)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post But clickbait.....
You ruin everything. *stamps feet - marches to room*
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You won't believe what happens next!

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oops
My AdBlock hid all that stuff. Sorry.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry won't fix it nospoon, Seppuku is your only option.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post and if septum won't so then at the very least a nasty splinter under your thumb nail
Should satisfy the honour
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'bang' means 'room'
I don't know what 'man' means. I'd ask the wife but it's 2'o'clock in the fucking morning and she's asleep.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 1:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Tokyo 2020 teaser
Well played Tokyo
 (I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just a rip off from
when Boris Johnson went to Beijing 2008 dressed as Hen-House Harry.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's his normal clothes
You should see him and his Tory friends when they put a pig on the roast.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post gonnabeamazeballs

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post BBC News described it as "...cartoon character 'Super Mario'."
Because fuckwits.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Technically true
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfkRq0fJUIE
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post If in doubt,
give them a somersaulting schoolgirl.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was expecting more tentacle rape and bukkake.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This. Also Babymetal.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 22 Aug 2016, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post smooth

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 22 Aug 2016, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a prumber

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry Mario, but the closing ceremony is in another stadium.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 1:50, , Reply)
This is a link post (feat.) cocks, balls, pussies, assholes, tits, masturbation, cum and sex NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 6:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You had me at "cocks"

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 7:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent use of the licence fee, here

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should make the licence fee more like adopting
an animal at the zoo, so that people don't complain about the stuff they're not interested in.

They could send out monthly photos of Fiona Bruce, monkey cocks or whatever you have chosen to see your fee as paying for.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is why David Attenborough has been squeezed out by Brian Cox.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That photo of the two seals is very strange. I don't think its face is supposed to be there

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Elite Dangerous is getting a facelift

Fucking hell it looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 22 Aug 2016, 5:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll get me spectrum out of the loft.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 6:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Might need a memory upgrade
And the optional 720K drive.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
A layer of shiny doesn't fix the "thousand miles wide and one inch deep" gameplay problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 7:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ this
It's dull as fuck after about 8 hours.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even in VR with a fancy hotas it's not held my interest.
Which is off because I played the original to death.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post And Frontier, that was aces too
Straight back to Eve for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It led the way
...on overpromising, underdelivering, and wall-of-silence communication with the players who pre-ordered based on the hype.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Star Citizen???

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Frontier was good
but buggy. The autopilot had a habit of flying you straight into a planet on the way to somewhere else.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could always avoid that
by using the x1000 stardreamer control. Instant docking, no explosions.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found First Encounters to be the buggy one
Frontier played fine, and the missions etc were ace, but the ship to ship combat was cack.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was pretty hooked
And took an Imperial Courier to Sgr A*, but ran out of reasons to play it having done that. I sold my hotas after realising I hadn't played it in months.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where can I buy some hot ass?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a few clubs in Soho you could try

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could never get into the original
Loved the concept, but I couldn't actually manage to fly the ship anywhere decent, and the combat was shit.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'One Man's Sky'

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is another man bore?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm more excited about the galaxy map overhaul and the module storage
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Girls throwing toys around
Impressive stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was pretty good
YouTube comments were an added bonus of having to click through.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 6:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't expect them all to be like THAT
the girls' finishing bit was spectacular tho
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Offside

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Free kick?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post grass on the wicket?
time to play cricket!
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 22 Aug 2016, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most impressive

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Welsh Crafts - Padlockigami

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a link post TEH FEAR! NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhhh
The Vicious Namaqua Rain Frog. The film doesnt show but in reality they are 3 meters tall.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post i've seen that documentary and it's all true!
*squeak*
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No shock sites pls
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 21 Aug 2016, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like one of gods prototypes
too weird to live, too rare to die
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU LOVE THE HYPNOTOAD.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 22 Aug 2016, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Sad news, Gord Downie is dying
lead singer Tragically Hip. only just heard about this :(
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only just heard about it? Where have you been?
Last night was practically a national holiday in Canada, and coverage of the Olympics was suspended while The Hip played their last concert.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post been busy
don't watch much news. Feel awful. They're not big news in Wales :'(
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Not big news in Wales'. Hand in your Welsh Card butty.
Even the fucking Stereophonics knew who they were, so much so that in their first incarnation they called themselves Tragic Love Company, after the three bands they claimed influenced them most :Tragiclly Hip, Mother Love Bone and Bad Company. Mind, if Cable had his way they'd have been called AKKA FUCKING DAKKA CUNTS!. Caps 'cause Stu was utterly incapable of speaking below a BLESSED ROAR.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 21 Aug 2016, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pwy ydyn nhw?

(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post bechgyn drwg

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post *offers cough sweet*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welsh card?!
right, hand in yours mate...
I was in college with Kelly for four years, even lent him my guitar once for a gig when they were called that. He actually introduced me to the band, I may be slow on the news, but that's just due to not checking their website for ages. It wasn't plastered over pobol y cwm! lol
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give him a break.
His LLAN connection's been down all week.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Sucked off Castaldi the roadie.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 22 Aug 2016, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where exactly is Wales? I've heard of it

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 7:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's part of England's west coast

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was just a unit of deforestation.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Chernobyl Nuclear Surviving Disaster BBC Drama with Ade Edmondson
Watched this earlier, Forgot how interesting it was and how good Ade acted in it. Chilling docudrama from a day we still have not learned from.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know it's great...
www.b3ta.com/links/831807
I posted it ages ago but the link has changed, but well worth another share.
 (Testicles just for you, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could you ever imagine doing anything like
The helicopter crew or Divers, Knowing you will die horribly and painfully for what you are about to do? They saved millions of lives. And all because we wanted to boil water a little bit cheaper. Insanity.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's communism for you.
I don't think they told everybody that they would die doing the job apart from the divers who had to clear the bubble pools at the end. Look at the thousands of what they called 'liquidators' afterwards that had the job of clearing up all the radioactive rubble, there were thousands of them and many died of cancer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH7ot08Y3ms
 (Testicles just for you, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank god they did do ti all though
Imagine what europe would have become if it had gone uber critical? I have heard reports that it has killed 400,000 people so far. I get strange looks off people when i say that, then i say, ok so how many people do you know who have or have had cancer or died from it in the past 20 years and they go, oh yeah...
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er, do you know.how many people die of radioactive ailments due to coal-fired poweer stations? Clue: loads.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It wouldnt surprise me at all
Mankind is a bit thick we totally have forgotten about an amazing 24 7 power source that every city is built around. Why the fuck dont we use water wheels? I blame thatcher!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you forgotten that water wheels give you cancer?
WIndy Miller is undergoing chemotherapy as we speak.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Besides just how much potential energy those he think is stored in those rivers?
Nah every city is currently plagued with an urban pest that could be humanly harvested for their energy.

Imprison all the cyclists and set them to run generators.
All it takes is a small bowl of quinoa and grilled halloumi a day for cheap clean electricity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My wife was in the Komsomol and they all went out for the May Day parades in the Ukraine. It rained and the rain left strange yellow dust covering everything, and they were tasting it to see what it was. A Belorussian teacher giving a lesson noted high radiation levels and people started talking, so a couple of days later the government announced that there had been a nuclear accident in Holland. All this time they were sitting on stockpiles of Potassium iodide, but the government chose to poison their people rather than admit that they had fucked up.

Last year my wife was diagnosed had thyroid cancer. If I could line up every faceless official who contributed to this huge betrayal of their people, and line them up against a wall, I'd shoot the lot of them and feel not a shred of remorse.
 (strongp, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazingly, apparently the divers survived
Many other liquidators not so lucky
 (horrid, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember watching this, very good.

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 22 Aug 2016, 6:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Government site that gives you the M.O.T results of any cat.
No lols but bloody useful.
Just saved me from buying a lemon with a huge list of advisories.

(edit)
Fucksocks.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post My cats have chips but have never been MoTed.
How old does a cat have to be before it has to do an MoT.
I know my dog would fail due to his exhaust system
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Cats fat end has gone
Would it still be covered?
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The whole lots going to have to come out
you've had some right cowboy in here and no mistake
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post My cat, Scum, has just passed his MOT
He did go a bit lacerating-talons-of-fury when they plugged in the diagnostic reader, mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah shit
Looks like mine's up. Normally I get a reminder or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Our cat was diagnosed with a loose bottom end and also with failing the compassion test
Best thing to do was to chop him in for a different model with a lower CaC score
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post My cat Seth passed
but he wasn't happy with the emissions probe up his starfish.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The one I was considering has
already used up 8 of its 9 lives.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should try webuyanycat.com

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I checked that in 2012 before buying a car
just sayin'
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The vets refused to give my cat his recent annual booster because four of them couldn't even get a towel over him.
Four people: That's one leg each. ffs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post same here, but this was a blood test.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently my cat's never even had an MOT!
I'm playing hell with the vets tomorrow
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just checked my previous cars
Pleased to see that the last one is still running, with 115k on as of Sept last year and no advisories other than tyres.

Frankly though, I'm shocked to find that my first car was still on the road until December last year, although it sounds like it was on its last legs:

Reason(s) for failure
Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)
nearside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
nearside front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
Advisory notice item(s)
excess travel footbrake
offside front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
nearside door mirror missing
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I sold my last car to a cunt.
I said to him "I know it needs some stuff doing. If you wait a week, I'll get a new MOT put on it."

Instead, he was being really pissy. I told him that if he wants, it can be sold as seen, and he can be responsible for any work.

He took me up on that. Below is the report from a month later.

Reason(s) for failure
nearside front Headlamp not working on main beam (1.7.5a)
offside front Windscreen wiper not operating over a large enough area to give an adequate view (8.2.1c)
offside front Anti-roll bar linkage has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)
Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
Advisory notice item(s)
nearside front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
nearside rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
offside front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
 (Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Tue 23 Aug 2016, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a link post #SmakMyBadger EP100 | Electronic Music DJ Mix I made this!
Back after a couple months off as the studio building was being renovated, was annoying being stuck on show 99 ;)
(BadgerSmaker, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watch my laptop live.....
Again?
 (mad_dan Stilton or knob cheese ma'am?, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
For the hundredth time...
 (BadgerSmaker, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you got a machine that goes Ping?

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the most expensive machine
In case the administrator comes
 (BadgerSmaker, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a link post A nice bit of Saturday silliness... I made this!
Managed to dodge the rain long enough to give this a go, I'm still grinning. :-)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymleimb-Ezc
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have the same compost bin as me
and awesome skilz. Your driving is superb
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
My compost bin is absolutely chock full of bastard ants!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post FLIES FLIES FLIES
A CLOUD OF FLIES
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post more like
,'.','.
', :(
,','.',
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Be funnier if you drove it round tescos

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post or into Ukraine

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post now cover yourself in tin foil and enter robot wars

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never had to cover myself in tin foil to enter anything
(He lied)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does stop aliens reading your mind
though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, it doesn't

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It focuses the rays and makes it easier for us, er, I meant them.

(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The perfect Saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 20 Aug 2016, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top work - I'm jealous!
Any chance of some drifting?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drifting is out
I put some hefty tank tracks on it instead - Off Road! :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5/7

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more machine guns

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 21 Aug 2016, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post And lawn-cutting attachments
and cat-spraying super soakers
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post why is your garden so small?
is that the joke?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
That is the joke...
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 22 Aug 2016, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Er, yeah...er...you, know...

Click it....HARD.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit orange m8

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Touchy.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 21 Aug 2016, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Dial-a-fatwa
"โ€œIf I have noises coming from my vagina during prayer, does it nullify the prayer?โ€"



 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 20 Aug 2016, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oddballs.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Brazil v Germany World Cup Semi Finals.
With Jim Ross on commentary.
(Fluffster, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post

It's better when Partridge does it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9waWGVLTFlk
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Sat 20 Aug 2016, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Die.
Was he forced to make that criminally unfunny vid at gunpoint?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dearie, dearie me

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Neighbourhood Nectar
'Work together, and protect The Queen'
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
well, that's 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
 (ianisme, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 5:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read your comment and stopped watching.

(chompedhomas, Sun 21 Aug 2016, 9:51, , Reply)

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