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This is a link post Got bored, found googly eyes, alls well with the world I made this!





oh crapola thats a big 'un
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha jesus!

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post No he wanted to get in on he act but i turned him down
what with his bread and fish trick it ALWAYS turns out to be all about him
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair he is a bit of an attention seeker
ooo look at me, i'm nailed to a cross and now i'm dead, hold on i'm alive again! it's not my twin brother chris or owt
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see you have run int him aswell
such an attention seeker he was th David Blain of his day.
Hey look at me in my cave with no food or water
and so it goes on turned out to be a spamcnut......
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha indeed!

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I blame it on his mum
Putting wierd shit into his head and lying about his dad, with a mum like that she would fit right in, in Leeds or Rotherham
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mary was just the type to hide Jesus in a divan bed for weeks on end in a bid to extort money from the McCann fund

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-)

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That should have its own children's show.

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now thats a good idea

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stumpy and the ghost toes
Soz.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be a very good title indeed.
maybe we could get Brian blessed to voice it because Brian Cant.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ghost toes voices by Brian Cant, Peter Sallis etc etc

(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 0:58, , Reply)
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Oh, that's straight outta Wonder Showzen. Stumpy's knitted onesie makes great moiré on my monitor too - quite hypnotic.
(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a link post The Shortarse Feelerfish and other conundrums
Australian marine scientists spent a month "blogging the abyss".

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This is a normal post /\ A traditinal medicine used by Chinese herbolagists to cure constipation and other ailments of the digestive sysems

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This is a normal post Translation
Gives you the chronic shits
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post please remove that
who sent you the pic of my cock?
sandy?
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, just a bit tight that's all. Why the sudden interest in my underpants?

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a link post This kid is apparently eight years old. He's somewhat talented, determined and resilient.
It's an Instagram link, but worth it.
More in same vein: www.instagram.com/p/BVc1LgmF8ZW/?taken-by=nkavids&hl=en
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 4:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post And somewhat arthritic in later life

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 8:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The bit where he smashed his elbow on the second attempt and had to spend 8 months recovering in hospital, I guess that was edited out as it'd have made the video too long for IG

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 8:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where the Pirate shouts encourgment "Yeeaaarrrr"
Hearing that must have been the crowning glory of his day spent self harming his future self.
maybe
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post What did you do today honey?
I encouraged kids to repeatedly hurt themselves and uploaded it to the internet

*phones police*
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better he picks himself up and tries again
Than learns to give up after his first failure or gets cocooned in bubble wrap by overprotective parents.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes, there is either one or the other
no middle ground whatsoever
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The kid is fine
I spent 2 weeks trying to learn how to skate half-pipe at age 10 and we didn't have helmets or arm pads at all. Sure you end up with a few scars, but kids bounce well..
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've no problem with kids choosing to do daft/heroic things themselves
Cool scars from ridiculous home made ramps and throwing yourself out of trees are important and I have several.
I've just never understood the whole handrail riding thing, even as a stupid kid I knew "that's going to fuck up your balls" so avoided it.
But it's the parents whoopin' and a hollerin' in that clip that struck me as most fucked up.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post As long as there is no pressure in it and it's the kid following their passion I've no problem.
A youngun from our kickboxing club at our last interclub tournament slipped on the mat, hurt her arm, shook it off and went on to win her fight and a medal. Turned out later she broke her arm. She wouldn't have been able to compete if we'd known, she insisted she was fine.

She was back training the next day with her arm in a cast. Some kids are as tough as old boots.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine a hollywood movie of that is being rushed in to production

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm expecting a call from John Woo any day now.

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST!

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post So...I think what we all want to know, did the opponent attempt a sweep on the crane technique?

(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give yourself over to the failure inside of you, and let it envelop your soul.
Failure is not out to get you. Failure wants to be your friend, the one you can count on when success, that is ever elusive, eludes you.

Failure is not out to fuck you. Failure wants you to fuck it–to fuck it all.

Failure wants you to be proud of your lack of accomplishments.

Failure wants you to own your own incompetence.

Failure wants you to be confident in your inability to do anything.

Failure doesn't want you to try; failure wants you to fail.

Failure wants you to get over your fear of failure–and what better way to do that than to fail and fail again?

If at first you don't succeed, fail and fail again.

And fail again.

And fail again.

And walk tall. And stand up, and say, "I am a failure.

"I am a failure.

"I am a failure."
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Powerful stuff.
(, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post nEvEr GiVe uP...fOllOw yOuR dReaMs! :)

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone over 9 years old who skateboards is a fanny.

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This is a normal post Gnarly

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gnarly Fanny?

Shudders
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not for the first time, I have misjudged the prevalent attitude of /links.

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it helps I thought it was admirable..
Rather than a matter for health & safety
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should I stick to the rabid right wing rage posts?

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why not, you're pretty good at those? :)

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a much appreciated talent around here. :(

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scum
You can post all the links you want but just fuck off scum bag ! Bring bag moggie I say you utter tosser....
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible internet bullying.
You dirty lurker.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Broken News

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 4:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hue Edwards is a real pro!!!!
How cool was he?????
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 7:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/board/11142071
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post so what's the deal?
why didn't someone just say, "Oi! you're live you muppet!".
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all robots now. He's the only human in that studio.
The editing/production is done in a slum in India.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh wow
every day's a school day
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mad search going on in the background for the broomstick

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like Time Trumpet's
There is no news bit.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I actually thought this was an Adam Buxton vid or something.

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I love this, would watch a full hour
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a link post LAB Sessions Featuring Poetman - Everybody Wannabe a Grime MC, (Except Me) I made this!
I'm really proud of how this turned out, I got to do a parody grime song on a channel that has featured over a dozen grime videos recently in Leicester. in my dreams I get higher view counts than the most alpha gangster.

I'm a guy wearing ties, I'm quite polite,
Never getting into fights when I'm out at night,
Never getting into violence, never running from sirens
Prefer to read a book in tranquil silence.

Worth a share or some clap track rap track?
You decide.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was very good indeed.
You should become a grime MC.

*clicks*
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
You made the rest of the wrappers on that channel look like right berks. Am I right fam?
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post No one says 'berks'
anymore blud!
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hells yes they do consarn it!

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe where you live
in posh-twats-ville!....
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post And I don't think "wrappers" is correct either.

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post You couldn't be more rong.

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rhyming slang for cunt

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no good at that shit
what's the rhyme?
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Berkley Hunt in Gloucester apparently
Always made me smile when it was adopted as a 'safe' cuss word on TV in the 70s
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post What flavour was that lollipop?

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice animation
One really nice 360 shot that goes from day to night in here.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post hard to keep a wild willey on the flat
but shit loads of fun with brushles combo fitted
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Suggs at 1:25.....
.... do I win £5?
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Gorillaz gig just starting in 360vision

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It might be in 360vision, if that is indeed the name of this kind of thing,
but the camera keeps moving and they change shots all the time.

Either I am the director or the director is the director. Not both.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post relevent post is relevent
Gorillaz have partnerd with jaguar landroverlooking for new staff with skills

www.autoexpress.co.uk/jaguar/99803/jaguar-land-rover-to-add-5000-new-jobs-by-the-end-of-the-year
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a link post 2017 Minnesota State Fair foods announced
In case you want a case of the skitters.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went to Virginia State Fair once
You couldnt get anything to eat that wasnt on a stick
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should have ventured outside the men's toilets during your stay.

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no.
Gay!
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post what are skitters my american cousin?

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Assquakes, colon blow, backdoor trots, green apple quickstep, etc.

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This is a normal post haha thanks!

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeay at last something usefull from those heathens over there

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Says the man in his red "Make America Great Again" hat

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have been to the Minnesota state fair.
Butter and ice sculpting and more fatty food than I can recall... looks like the food options have improved!
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a link post it's always a good day when
someone posts something that gives me an excuse for a Hawkwind track
now I don't want you to panic....
edit: (((trigger warning))) there a lot of dentistry close ups in this vid btw.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post a lot of presidents turned up for his funeral

The Tom Hanks tweet in that article doesn't exist in his actual timeline, so seems fake so far
Also, surely that address should be cnn.com
Also also, that article is two days old, you'd think some other news sites would have picked up on it
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whaddya reckon - hoax?
Oh, sneaky edit Mr Toast.

If it's not on the BBC I don't believe it.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post i hope so!
booo if it's real :(
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only story in Google News mentioning it
is an obscure site which is now 404ing.

FAKE NEWS! SAD.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post feeling lucky?

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post fake news!
sounds good, doesn't work
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That website isn't in this list yet:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fake_news_websites
but that bullshit url means I'm not clicking or buying this. If you do a cursory Google of his name, only a pensioner about to fax a Nigerian prince would trust any of the places repeating this.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:03, , Reply)
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"Thank you for visiting Chinese Network News (CNN) Internation Edition.
About Us:
We are are a news site located in Singapore dedicated to bringing you the very best in satire news articles for the local Singaporean people along with international readers.
In no way do we claim these articles to be true or accurate. They are for entertainment purposes only.
In no way do we affiliate ourselves with any other genuine news sites."


Fucking clickbait
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thankfully "Bonobo chucks concrete brick at family at Florida zoo"
is a true story, though.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post They brought it on themselves, making fun of his sunglasses like that

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This is a normal post Well he only did fir the craick

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post No wonder it's violent if it's hooked on crack!

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a link post See you guys in Yoker

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just striked Yorker off my map of Places to Go Before I Die

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post You ever seen Stewart Lee and Limmy in the same room?

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the spaceship.
and the psychic guy
and elfhoof
and 'i'll give you something more valuable...my time'
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post TRUFAX
I lost my virginity to a married woman in Yoker.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You legend!

(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'kin yoker. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.............

(, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Don't do massive drugs and hump a salwater croc.
Just don't.

"...I reckon he just about got it in," said the witness.
FFS Cairns, sharpen up.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't that the format of Steve Irwin's show?

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't remember him whipping out his didjeridu at the sight of a kanga.
Would have had better ratings for sure.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you kidding?
Irwin fucked even more wildlife than Attenborough. That's a LOT of wildlife.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post

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This is a normal post You See?
This is what happens when you try to get your jiggy on with a Mugger
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet there's not a single shred of truth in this story.

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's been ripped to pieces.

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The local press snapped this sorry up

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post fangs for pointing that out
the tooth is out there
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
See ya later
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 3:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Football shaped
...or "round" to the layperson
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This is a normal post eggxtraordinary ...eggtcetera

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post how very albumen of you

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The packaging could be improved.
Sold by two in a Donskoy cat leather purse maybe?
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post British Egg Information Service?
I bet the phones just don't stop ringing in that place!
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a link post "It's basically this big, huge ball of smegma"
A 300 gram ball of gunk known as a 'urethral bean' has been removed from a horse's penis by a Queensland vet.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Googling horse penises again ;)

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like we did last summer

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Google AI
that uses your search habits and social profiles to guess what you mean, has come on leaps and bounds.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a link post dental drilling just to keep you going while your on your lunch breake NSFW
or stuck in a meeting .

Because everyone loves getting dental work done
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Igh ach Gekkey Aghah?
*swills*

*spits*

Is that Jeffrey Archer?
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It can be if you want it to be


For a price of course just to cover expenses
Nothing sleazy you understand. .... cough cough
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a link post interpretive dance with a truck load of weirdness
Randomly appeared in my YT suggestions. Click, lol, subscribe with notifications...
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to click, "I made this"

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Busted :(
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this that evidence tape of Michael Jackson trying to seduce kids at neverland ranch?

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Brexit I made this!

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this so much I clicked on something that expresses that sentiment adequately.

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thank you

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh ooh tweet to cathy newman off of c4news

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right-o
Edit: she just re-tweeted it - ta!
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post She has weird Barnet.

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
I really do.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a normal post How does France do that with its penis?

(, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post France will never kiss England!

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