Got bored, found googly eyes, alls well with the world
I made this!
oh crapola thats a big 'un
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oh crapola thats a big 'un
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No he wanted to get in on he act but i turned him down
what with his bread and fish trick it ALWAYS turns out to be all about him
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:32, Share, Reply)
what with his bread and fish trick it ALWAYS turns out to be all about him
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:32, Share, Reply)
to be fair he is a bit of an attention seeker
ooo look at me, i'm nailed to a cross and now i'm dead, hold on i'm alive again! it's not my twin brother chris or owt
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ooo look at me, i'm nailed to a cross and now i'm dead, hold on i'm alive again! it's not my twin brother chris or owt
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:35, Share, Reply)
I see you have run int him aswell
such an attention seeker he was th David Blain of his day.
Hey look at me in my cave with no food or water
and so it goes on turned out to be a spamcnut......
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:39, Share, Reply)
such an attention seeker he was th David Blain of his day.
Hey look at me in my cave with no food or water
and so it goes on turned out to be a spamcnut......
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:39, Share, Reply)
I blame it on his mum
Putting wierd shit into his head and lying about his dad, with a mum like that she would fit right in, in Leeds or Rotherham
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 14:04, Share, Reply)
Putting wierd shit into his head and lying about his dad, with a mum like that she would fit right in, in Leeds or Rotherham
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 14:04, Share, Reply)
Mary was just the type to hide Jesus in a divan bed for weeks on end in a bid to extort money from the McCann fund
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That would be a very good title indeed.
maybe we could get Brian blessed to voice it because Brian Cant.
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 20:49, Share, Reply)
maybe we could get Brian blessed to voice it because Brian Cant.
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 20:49, Share, Reply)
Oh, that's straight outta Wonder Showzen. Stumpy's knitted onesie makes great moiré on my monitor too - quite hypnotic.
( , Thu 22 Jun 2017, 13:13, Share, Reply)
The Shortarse Feelerfish and other conundrums
Australian marine scientists spent a month "blogging the abyss".
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:19, Share, Reply)
Australian marine scientists spent a month "blogging the abyss".
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/\ A traditinal medicine used by Chinese herbolagists to cure constipation and other ailments of the digestive sysems
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No, just a bit tight that's all. Why the sudden interest in my underpants?
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This kid is apparently eight years old. He's somewhat talented, determined and resilient.
It's an Instagram link, but worth it.
More in same vein: www.instagram.com/p/BVc1LgmF8ZW/?taken-by=nkavids&hl=en
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 4:50, Share, Reply)
It's an Instagram link, but worth it.
More in same vein: www.instagram.com/p/BVc1LgmF8ZW/?taken-by=nkavids&hl=en
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The bit where he smashed his elbow on the second attempt and had to spend 8 months recovering in hospital, I guess that was edited out as it'd have made the video too long for IG
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I like the bit where the Pirate shouts encourgment "Yeeaaarrrr"
Hearing that must have been the crowning glory of his day spent self harming his future self.
maybe
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:46, Share, Reply)
Hearing that must have been the crowning glory of his day spent self harming his future self.
maybe
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:46, Share, Reply)
What did you do today honey?
I encouraged kids to repeatedly hurt themselves and uploaded it to the internet
*phones police*
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:08, Share, Reply)
I encouraged kids to repeatedly hurt themselves and uploaded it to the internet
*phones police*
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:08, Share, Reply)
Better he picks himself up and tries again
Than learns to give up after his first failure or gets cocooned in bubble wrap by overprotective parents.
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:15, Share, Reply)
Than learns to give up after his first failure or gets cocooned in bubble wrap by overprotective parents.
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:15, Share, Reply)
yes, there is either one or the other
no middle ground whatsoever
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no middle ground whatsoever
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The kid is fine
I spent 2 weeks trying to learn how to skate half-pipe at age 10 and we didn't have helmets or arm pads at all. Sure you end up with a few scars, but kids bounce well..
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:50, Share, Reply)
I spent 2 weeks trying to learn how to skate half-pipe at age 10 and we didn't have helmets or arm pads at all. Sure you end up with a few scars, but kids bounce well..
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 9:50, Share, Reply)
I've no problem with kids choosing to do daft/heroic things themselves
Cool scars from ridiculous home made ramps and throwing yourself out of trees are important and I have several.
I've just never understood the whole handrail riding thing, even as a stupid kid I knew "that's going to fuck up your balls" so avoided it.
But it's the parents whoopin' and a hollerin' in that clip that struck me as most fucked up.
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Cool scars from ridiculous home made ramps and throwing yourself out of trees are important and I have several.
I've just never understood the whole handrail riding thing, even as a stupid kid I knew "that's going to fuck up your balls" so avoided it.
But it's the parents whoopin' and a hollerin' in that clip that struck me as most fucked up.
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As long as there is no pressure in it and it's the kid following their passion I've no problem.
A youngun from our kickboxing club at our last interclub tournament slipped on the mat, hurt her arm, shook it off and went on to win her fight and a medal. Turned out later she broke her arm. She wouldn't have been able to compete if we'd known, she insisted she was fine.
She was back training the next day with her arm in a cast. Some kids are as tough as old boots.
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 10:16, Share, Reply)
A youngun from our kickboxing club at our last interclub tournament slipped on the mat, hurt her arm, shook it off and went on to win her fight and a medal. Turned out later she broke her arm. She wouldn't have been able to compete if we'd known, she insisted she was fine.
She was back training the next day with her arm in a cast. Some kids are as tough as old boots.
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 10:16, Share, Reply)
I imagine a hollywood movie of that is being rushed in to production
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So...I think what we all want to know, did the opponent attempt a sweep on the crane technique?
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Give yourself over to the failure inside of you, and let it envelop your soul.
Failure is not out to get you. Failure wants to be your friend, the one you can count on when success, that is ever elusive, eludes you.
Failure is not out to fuck you. Failure wants you to fuck it–to fuck it all.
Failure wants you to be proud of your lack of accomplishments.
Failure wants you to own your own incompetence.
Failure wants you to be confident in your inability to do anything.
Failure doesn't want you to try; failure wants you to fail.
Failure wants you to get over your fear of failure–and what better way to do that than to fail and fail again?
If at first you don't succeed, fail and fail again.
And fail again.
And fail again.
And walk tall. And stand up, and say, "I am a failure.
"I am a failure.
"I am a failure."
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Failure is not out to get you. Failure wants to be your friend, the one you can count on when success, that is ever elusive, eludes you.
Failure is not out to fuck you. Failure wants you to fuck it–to fuck it all.
Failure wants you to be proud of your lack of accomplishments.
Failure wants you to own your own incompetence.
Failure wants you to be confident in your inability to do anything.
Failure doesn't want you to try; failure wants you to fail.
Failure wants you to get over your fear of failure–and what better way to do that than to fail and fail again?
If at first you don't succeed, fail and fail again.
And fail again.
And fail again.
And walk tall. And stand up, and say, "I am a failure.
"I am a failure.
"I am a failure."
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Not for the first time, I have misjudged the prevalent attitude of /links.
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If it helps I thought it was admirable..
Rather than a matter for health & safety
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Rather than a matter for health & safety
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Scum
You can post all the links you want but just fuck off scum bag ! Bring bag moggie I say you utter tosser....
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You can post all the links you want but just fuck off scum bag ! Bring bag moggie I say you utter tosser....
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so what's the deal?
why didn't someone just say, "Oi! you're live you muppet!".
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 8:03, Share, Reply)
why didn't someone just say, "Oi! you're live you muppet!".
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It's all robots now. He's the only human in that studio.
The editing/production is done in a slum in India.
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The editing/production is done in a slum in India.
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Yeah, I actually thought this was an Adam Buxton vid or something.
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LAB Sessions Featuring Poetman - Everybody Wannabe a Grime MC, (Except Me)
I made this!
I'm really proud of how this turned out, I got to do a parody grime song on a channel that has featured over a dozen grime videos recently in Leicester. in my dreams I get higher view counts than the most alpha gangster.
I'm a guy wearing ties, I'm quite polite,
Never getting into fights when I'm out at night,
Never getting into violence, never running from sirens
Prefer to read a book in tranquil silence.
Worth a share or some clap track rap track?
You decide.
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 0:32, Share, Reply)
I'm really proud of how this turned out, I got to do a parody grime song on a channel that has featured over a dozen grime videos recently in Leicester. in my dreams I get higher view counts than the most alpha gangster.
I'm a guy wearing ties, I'm quite polite,
Never getting into fights when I'm out at night,
Never getting into violence, never running from sirens
Prefer to read a book in tranquil silence.
Worth a share or some clap track rap track?
You decide.
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 0:32, Share, Reply)
That was very good indeed.
You should become a grime MC.
*clicks*
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You should become a grime MC.
*clicks*
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Nice.
You made the rest of the wrappers on that channel look like right berks. Am I right fam?
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 13:50, Share, Reply)
You made the rest of the wrappers on that channel look like right berks. Am I right fam?
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The Berkley Hunt in Gloucester apparently
Always made me smile when it was adopted as a 'safe' cuss word on TV in the 70s
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Always made me smile when it was adopted as a 'safe' cuss word on TV in the 70s
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Nice animation
One really nice 360 shot that goes from day to night in here.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:53, Share, Reply)
One really nice 360 shot that goes from day to night in here.
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hard to keep a wild willey on the flat
but shit loads of fun with brushles combo fitted
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:59, Share, Reply)
but shit loads of fun with brushles combo fitted
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It might be in 360vision, if that is indeed the name of this kind of thing,
but the camera keeps moving and they change shots all the time.
Either I am the director or the director is the director. Not both.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:28, Share, Reply)
but the camera keeps moving and they change shots all the time.
Either I am the director or the director is the director. Not both.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:28, Share, Reply)
relevent post is relevent
Gorillaz have partnerd with jaguar landroverlooking for new staff with skills
www.autoexpress.co.uk/jaguar/99803/jaguar-land-rover-to-add-5000-new-jobs-by-the-end-of-the-year
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 21:33, Share, Reply)
Gorillaz have partnerd with jaguar landroverlooking for new staff with skills
www.autoexpress.co.uk/jaguar/99803/jaguar-land-rover-to-add-5000-new-jobs-by-the-end-of-the-year
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2017 Minnesota State Fair foods announced
In case you want a case of the skitters.
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In case you want a case of the skitters.
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I went to Virginia State Fair once
You couldnt get anything to eat that wasnt on a stick
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You couldnt get anything to eat that wasnt on a stick
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You should have ventured outside the men's toilets during your stay.
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Assquakes, colon blow, backdoor trots, green apple quickstep, etc.
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Yeay at last something usefull from those heathens over there
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I have been to the Minnesota state fair.
Butter and ice sculpting and more fatty food than I can recall... looks like the food options have improved!
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 0:51, Share, Reply)
Butter and ice sculpting and more fatty food than I can recall... looks like the food options have improved!
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 0:51, Share, Reply)
it's always a good day when
someone posts something that gives me an excuse for a Hawkwind track
now I don't want you to panic....
edit: (((trigger warning))) there a lot of dentistry close ups in this vid btw.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:56, Share, Reply)
someone posts something that gives me an excuse for a Hawkwind track
now I don't want you to panic....
edit: (((trigger warning))) there a lot of dentistry close ups in this vid btw.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:56, Share, Reply)
Can't find other places to confirm this apart from CNN, but Clint Eastwood appears to have died.
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a lot of presidents turned up for his funeral
The Tom Hanks tweet in that article doesn't exist in his actual timeline, so seems fake so far
Also, surely that address should be cnn.com
Also also, that article is two days old, you'd think some other news sites would have picked up on it
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:49, Share, Reply)
The Tom Hanks tweet in that article doesn't exist in his actual timeline, so seems fake so far
Also, surely that address should be cnn.com
Also also, that article is two days old, you'd think some other news sites would have picked up on it
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:49, Share, Reply)
Whaddya reckon - hoax?
Oh, sneaky edit Mr Toast.
If it's not on the BBC I don't believe it.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:53, Share, Reply)
Oh, sneaky edit Mr Toast.
If it's not on the BBC I don't believe it.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:53, Share, Reply)
The only story in Google News mentioning it
is an obscure site which is now 404ing.
FAKE NEWS! SAD.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:58, Share, Reply)
is an obscure site which is now 404ing.
FAKE NEWS! SAD.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:58, Share, Reply)
That website isn't in this list yet:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fake_news_websites
but that bullshit url means I'm not clicking or buying this. If you do a cursory Google of his name, only a pensioner about to fax a Nigerian prince would trust any of the places repeating this.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:03, Share, Reply)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fake_news_websites
but that bullshit url means I'm not clicking or buying this. If you do a cursory Google of his name, only a pensioner about to fax a Nigerian prince would trust any of the places repeating this.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:03, Share, Reply)
"Thank you for visiting Chinese Network News (CNN) Internation Edition.
About Us:
We are are a news site located in Singapore dedicated to bringing you the very best in satire news articles for the local Singaporean people along with international readers.
In no way do we claim these articles to be true or accurate. They are for entertainment purposes only.
In no way do we affiliate ourselves with any other genuine news sites."
Fucking clickbait
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:03, Share, Reply)
Thankfully "Bonobo chucks concrete brick at family at Florida zoo"
is a true story, though.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:05, Share, Reply)
is a true story, though.
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They brought it on themselves, making fun of his sunglasses like that
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I just striked Yorker off my map of Places to Go Before I Die
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I prefer the spaceship.
and the psychic guy
and elfhoof
and 'i'll give you something more valuable...my time'
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:45, Share, Reply)
and the psychic guy
and elfhoof
and 'i'll give you something more valuable...my time'
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 19:45, Share, Reply)
Don't do massive drugs and hump a salwater croc.
Just don't.
"...I reckon he just about got it in," said the witness.
FFS Cairns, sharpen up.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:39, Share, Reply)
Just don't.
"...I reckon he just about got it in," said the witness.
FFS Cairns, sharpen up.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:39, Share, Reply)
I don't remember him whipping out his didjeridu at the sight of a kanga.
Would have had better ratings for sure.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:56, Share, Reply)
Would have had better ratings for sure.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:56, Share, Reply)
Are you kidding?
Irwin fucked even more wildlife than Attenborough. That's a LOT of wildlife.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 23:14, Share, Reply)
Irwin fucked even more wildlife than Attenborough. That's a LOT of wildlife.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 23:14, Share, Reply)
You See?
This is what happens when you try to get your jiggy on with a Mugger
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 16:36, Share, Reply)
This is what happens when you try to get your jiggy on with a Mugger
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 16:36, Share, Reply)
The packaging could be improved.
Sold by two in a Donskoy cat leather purse maybe?
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:53, Share, Reply)
Sold by two in a Donskoy cat leather purse maybe?
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:53, Share, Reply)
British Egg Information Service?
I bet the phones just don't stop ringing in that place!
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 17:09, Share, Reply)
I bet the phones just don't stop ringing in that place!
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"It's basically this big, huge ball of smegma"
A 300 gram ball of gunk known as a 'urethral bean' has been removed from a horse's penis by a Queensland vet.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 14:59, Share, Reply)
A 300 gram ball of gunk known as a 'urethral bean' has been removed from a horse's penis by a Queensland vet.
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 14:59, Share, Reply)
Google AI
that uses your search habits and social profiles to guess what you mean, has come on leaps and bounds.
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 8:05, Share, Reply)
that uses your search habits and social profiles to guess what you mean, has come on leaps and bounds.
( , Wed 21 Jun 2017, 8:05, Share, Reply)
dental drilling just to keep you going while your on your lunch breake
NSFW
or stuck in a meeting .
Because everyone loves getting dental work done
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 12:42, Share, Reply)
or stuck in a meeting .
Because everyone loves getting dental work done
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 12:42, Share, Reply)
Igh ach Gekkey Aghah?
*swills*
*spits*
Is that Jeffrey Archer?
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 14:28, Share, Reply)
*swills*
*spits*
Is that Jeffrey Archer?
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 14:28, Share, Reply)
It can be if you want it to be
For a price of course just to cover expenses
Nothing sleazy you understand. .... cough cough
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:23, Share, Reply)
For a price of course just to cover expenses
Nothing sleazy you understand. .... cough cough
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 15:23, Share, Reply)
interpretive dance with a truck load of weirdness
Randomly appeared in my YT suggestions. Click, lol, subscribe with notifications...
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 11:41, Share, Reply)
Randomly appeared in my YT suggestions. Click, lol, subscribe with notifications...
( , Tue 20 Jun 2017, 11:41, Share, Reply)
Is this that evidence tape of Michael Jackson trying to seduce kids at neverland ranch?
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I liked this so much I clicked on something that expresses that sentiment adequately.
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This is a normal post How does France do that with its penis?
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