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This is a link post Take a stroll up an internet legend

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
It's not quite the arse but having the entrance at a point where you do not have an orifice is quite weird
*medical school humour
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not without a paddle.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Skinner's steamed hams, but he's honest about the whole debacle...
Got stuck in a YouTube rabbit hole of steamed ham edits and this one tickled me in particular.
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The internet does some baffling things with its spare time.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 8 Dec 2017, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the vocoder one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9MMQN1baR0
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like Del Boy not falling through the gap in the bar.
Which I am sure someone made, but I can't find it currently.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 8 Dec 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know why,
but that is marvellous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh please....
Acme van pulled up outside downing street.
From twatter link twitter.com/faisalislam/status/939069019759566850

What do you think? iron lady seed and shitty magnets?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Massive comedy sticking-plasters
to patch up this embarrassing brexit shitshow?
#pagingamadeus
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, having a brexit day off because this eu shit is boring even me now.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh, here's what Vladimir Putin has to say anyway
twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/939073283219214336
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VH-tJSpkjA
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post is it boredom or just a creeping realisation that everything is a lot more complicated than you first thought?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1470362
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post let's hope all the morons get bored now and the grown-ups can get on with piecing the country back together

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Benny, you only just about manage to get you flies undone before you start pissing.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post were you still drinking on referendum day Pru?
Or had you packed it in by that point
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you still whining about the referendum like always?
I shall be alighting from the wagon imminently. It'll be a dignified and edifying occasion for all those fortunate enough to be part of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post give Lee Nelson a second series and it will all stop

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..or a controlled explosion

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Theresa May Premiership
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The FA weren't delighted by the new sponsorship agreement, but they had to take what they could get.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
Except she can't even muster a convincing "yoiks, and away!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're real
Or as real as a facebook page gets
www.facebook.com/Acme-Removal-Co-223749260993883/
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Caption under photo. "10 Downing Street/11 Downing Street."
A May / Hammond double decker?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've done that episode. Clarkson was in a 2CV.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post *attempting to remove that image from my head

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Bambi goes shopping

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 8 Dec 2017, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had heard Aldi can be a little Deer.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 8 Dec 2017, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the prequel to "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Bonkers with his Drill and Sex"?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doe!

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a link post "Nature will always make a better idiot"
Anyone here from Wolverhampton?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 8 Dec 2017, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will this idiot have a winky made from a delicate translucent material?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit
Different link. Didn't show up in preview.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe its he who isnt allowed on the interwebs anymore with out mummy holding his hand.
and this is how he deals with rejection and the lack of insults?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
In the interests of recycling... Wolverhampton for #CityofCulture2025
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 8 Dec 2017, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no! He's done it again!

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 8 Dec 2017, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post A slow day in W...wait a minute

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, yeah, this is clearly a fucking stupid thing to do.
But then, I have less respect for people who go (for example) kayaking or mountain climbing, and then have to get rescued by the emergency services...

Those things are also potentially very dangerous, but crucially MANY people have already done those things and have proven that they're very dangerous. At least this guy was doing something original, could be rescued from an easily accessible location, and wasn't putting the emergency services themselves in danger.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a link post >> Funny ha-ha . . . Funny peculiar << I made this!

LATEST FILTH-FILLED
CRYPTIC PUZZLE
(#9: DIRTY LAUGHS)
with which to pleasure
your puerile selves.


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▕▕▊▕▊▕▊ #9: "DIRTY LAUGHS"


LINK ABOVE FETCHES JPG. To download the interactive PUZ file, go here: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1sLpMWzAR68EfTQw8qRhV6nsYYVGnIXEi

CLOSING DATE for this one is 23 December. Gaz me if you need my email address, or DM your solution (photo or screenshot will do) to @crudecryptics on the twitter.

YOU CAN STILL ENTER #8 until Sunday (10 Dec). Only had one correct entry for that so far (plus a few incorrect ones), so the odds of being pulled out of the hat are good if you want to have a crack at finishing that first - see www.b3ta.com/links/1468349

CONGRATULATIONS to the winner of #7, m.auron, who has been sent an appropriate prize. :)

WATCH OUT for the holiday jumbo puzzle, out on 22 Dec. You'll have a month to do that one, and there will also be a bigger prize than usual.

GOOD LUCK with #9!
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
I've got two left on the last one to have a guess about.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Ooh, good luck!
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better get your skated on, Draconacticus
Or the prize is mine
BWAH-HA-HA-HA
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The prize won't go to me.
My guesses didn't pay off.

Knickers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're not the only one.
Bugger!

Still, yay new curseword! and a public thanks for the prize, it's excellent.
 (m.auron, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must have gone wrong on the last one
I've got three clues left that just make no sense to me with the letters I have.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Remind me and I'll buzz over the solution once I've done the draw on Sunday. Which ones are you stuck on?
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Sat 9 Dec 2017, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6ac, 20ac, 21d

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 10 Dec 2017, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
6ac BYRON (anag of BORN containing Y); 21d HASTA MANANA (A+MA+NANA after anag of SHAT); AWNING (anag of WANKING - K).
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 1:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Was Jimmy Saville a Wizard?
no he was a sick deranged cunt, but this barking mad and fun video has a different angle
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having lived there on and off for over ten years
I can confirm that Leeds is indeed a portal to hell.
How else do you explain this image of my neighbor hanging out her washing?


 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more interested in why you're filming your neighbour going about her daily business.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even though it's been heavily compressed / noise reduced it's a fake.
I can tell by the pixels, init?

Either that or Harry's got to face a new breed of really flamboyant Dementors.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not your neighbour and you stole it off Bored Panda.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure bored panda stole it too, though.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post no beard, so I'm not convinced

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spoiler...
Turns out, yes, he was.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 8 Dec 2017, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Fucking twat. Microwave. 'Cement'.
Bravo to the emergency services for resisting the temptation to plug it in and cook the thick prick's head.
 (2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Darwin will claim him soon enough
I personally think they should have just left him. Make him go through the rest of his life eating through a tube with a microwave on his head. Maybe get paraded around schools as an example to others.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post He could write a sequel:

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely! XD

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another slow day in Wolverhampton

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wolverhampton for #CityofCulture2025

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 8 Dec 2017, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Breathtaking stupidity.
Remove with hammer and chisel.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The cement or the head?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The whole microwave/polyfilla combo.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’d use an angle grinder.
Don’t want that chisel having a breakthrough.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could have been worse
people.well.com/user/cynsa/cement.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Tabs
:|
 (spunkyD, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post u wot m8
Pretty brave thing to post knowing that I know where you live & have an ready supply of cat shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the report about Tabs (he doesn't know where I live) it says he was a "well-nourished...man"
Does that mean he was fat?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's got 275,000 followers on Twitter and 3 million subscribers on Youtube
Will probably be the "who is this" person on Big fat quiz of the year.

Stupidity pays well
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post you laugh but we'll all be wearing them next year

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a link post You called?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Dec 2017, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Piss off, I'm not clicking on that cloaca's pus face

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Classic YouTube comments section.
Probably the most accurate and honest cross-section of modern society that you'll find on the Internet.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post well that's fucking depressing

(horrid, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post ungly, dead and with his friends - in HELL&#65279;

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post The people defending him and making him out as a scapegoat/martyr are slightly more unsettling.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post "If I arrive at the gates of heaven"...um, no.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 8 Dec 2017, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had easier wanks

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post So much of what he says...
Has him almost admitting things but not quite. Maybe it was listening to this kind of interview that made so many people who had never met him, or knew the rumours, a bit uneasy about him
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Hey Duggee - Stick Song
One for the breeders here.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fQGPZTECYs
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you noticed that the last three links all feature a character in the centre of the frame looking at me as their preview image?
Looks good. Hopefully someone will post a fourth link that follows the same standard. Come on, gang! We can do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi <REDACTED>

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Classic :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post character in the centre of the frame looking at me thursdays are shit

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post My daughter fucking loves Duggee

It's pretty good, to be fair.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post My boy too.
Seen them all loads of times.
So glad the new series started this week :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just glad that I have never written this comment ^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post So am I

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just time for one more thing...

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, stop it Duggee.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post If Duggee ever turns out to be a nonce I don't know what I'll do

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Duggee, the unseen footage'

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that's already a channel.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That right there..
...is the inside of my brain..
 (GeeFunk, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Duggee
Is a fucking masterclass in how to do kids TV.

Go Jetters can go shove it.
 (Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Thankfully I've managed to avoid Go Jetters, but most kids TV is just fucking landfill shoveled onto your screen. Duggee and Shaun the Sheep are shining beacons in a sea of turds.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sarah and Duck!
Bmm bmm bmm bmm.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 3:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sarah and Duck
I actually really like the art style.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 6:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sarah and Duck isn't just the best kids' show
It's the best TV show. EVER.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 8 Dec 2017, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, you've convinced me
I've got it queued up on my get_iplayer box.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought S&D was ok
Then they got Sylvester McCoy to do a cameo as a comet, I did a double take and it's actually pretty good.

The Go-Shitters always have an ex-machina bullshit machine that has been lying around perfect for whatever counters Glitch's evil diabolical plan and they never actually lock up the fucker, despite stopping him every time.
OH LOOK THE EIFFEL TOWER. "SELFIE"!

Ugh.
 (Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's some very clever writing in it.
Other shows would make a big fuss about having a gay crab couple or an adopted crocodile.

And yes I can't respect the Go Jetters as they're clearly enabling Grand Master Flash.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 7:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's shit and you're all in Hell
Stop trying to pretend you're not!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post dicks dicks dicks dicks
Quite the ear worm
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy Shit
Did they do that on purpose? I know they sneak in the odd adult reference but this might be grassy knoll level deviousness here
 (Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a link post wont somebody please think of the

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay then!

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great till the end
then it was not so great
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a link post An important message about Antibiotics from Public Health England
A different version can be found here... YouTube
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit advert and 60 years too late.
And maybe consider doing an ad for the global farming industry, there's a thought.

Bacteriophages FTW!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bacteriophages Faecal transplant
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 girls 1 cup is not a medical procedure

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you confuse it with homeopathy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1 000 000 girls, 1 cup?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1 child 1 swimming pool

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Dec 2017, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post One Alt right american
Any message board he touches.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck PHE. Get your health care advice here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPYoS9aye8w
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as you can only get them on prescription I don't get the message here?
I can't get the doctor to prescribe me blood glucose test strips despite asking a million times. They can surely hold back on the antibiotics or failing that prescribe sugar pills.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Spaceman walkies
Live now! From space!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice set

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks
so flat
 (teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is
The curve of the surface is obviously caused by fisheye distortion.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happened to that flat-earth rocket guy?
Did he chicken out in the end?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are basically
plumbers and electricians aren't they?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but in spaaaaaaaaaaaace

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post NASA
Poles in Space.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 8 Dec 2017, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Woman has sexy times with ghosts

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm speechless.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post and on FIRE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post happy hot waxy phallic illuminations to you sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent waxfires, sir!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post And just back from California?
HAPPY CANDLESDAY!
*Cakerapes*
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sexy candle times for you
*dances*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Hannukah mr Candleabra

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post CAAAAAANDLES?
yes
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post happy candles, and extra advice that Tabs ( aka zipzone) managed to procure
www.hipforums.com/forum/threads/inserting-candle-in-anus.458924/
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Desperately seeking publicity.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sleep paralysis
stupid woman
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can´t wait till she gets to meet Jimmy Savile

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a link post The price for keeping Merkel in power is a United States of Europe by 2025.
Expulsion for those that don't agree.
If as net contributors to the eu project we're having a hard time leaving that means a lot of countries that are in dept to the project will be forced to stay and give up the last illusion of sovereignty.

Not certain by any means, Merkel may instead go to the polls again and seek a new mandate but that's not likely.

Sorry, I really tried to not get involved in another eu debate today but this one is too juicy to pass up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paywalled

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah it's that sneaky thing about working via google news but if you share the link it stops working.
www.google.co.uk/search?q=Martin+Schulz+spd+2025&source=lnms&tbm=nws&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjns-i-nPjXAhWnDMAKHRTDAS4Q_AUICigB&biw=1211&bih=815

The links from this should work.

If not the indy link looks ok
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/eu-brexit-united-states-of-europe-martin-schulz-angela-merkel-coalition-spd-cdu-german-elections-a8097356.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations you've gone the full Infowars.
Your swivel-eye expansion pack and tinfoil loon hat are in the post.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post How's that then?
Just passing on what is being reported by all sides of the media.
No spin, I even put in some caveats that it was not certain by any means.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post so just shit stirring then?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not me that just let the veil drop in front of the worlds media.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are blind.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post But on the upside both my blind eyes go in the same direction.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just put this here
you swivel eyed loons.

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-eu-defence/seven-decades-in-the-making-eu-set-to-sign-defence-pact-idUKKBN1E811Z?rpc=401&
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the sound of that
hopefully we can follow that with a United world
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well lets hope it ends up better than the USA or former USSR.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post well you wouldn't hope that it was worse now would you?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post And be stuck with the neighbours from hell?
No thanks. Let's hope they learn the lessons of other blocs around the world.

Speaking of which, I wonder how Putin will react if former soviet republics and allied states join the USE? I expect he will respect everone's wishes and send chocolates.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post They can't even sort out a single currency
Without making a deceitful, shambolic pig's arse of it. Good luck with a USE.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did it collapse during the greatest financial crisis since the 1930s.

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am sorry, you're quite right.
The Euro is a stunning success, as I'm sure the Greeks will agree.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And Ireland, Portugal, Spain, and damn near Italy.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll stick with democracy, imperfect as it is, ta very much.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post "We need a European finance minister
who curbs the race to the bottom in tax policy and ends the insufferable avoidance of tax. We need a European framework for a minimum wage that ends wage dumping."

Sounds awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post In order for this to happen eu countries will have to give up all illusion that they are independent.
All issues of national sovereignty aside.
Lets say this happens.

Do you set it so a worker in Poland or Greece can get a fair living wage or set it so a worker in Germany or France can just about get by but Poland or Greece can no longer afford to hire staff?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see any of it happening.
Unless other countries agree, I assume all he can get is the idea mooted? (Happy to be told otherwise - genuinely don't know how such things work.)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post In an a perfect world power would be fairly distributed and consensus would be needed.
In reality because Germany makes the greatest financial contribute and has the largest population as a nation the hold a lot of power. You'll see it was Merkel that did all the negotiations with Greece in 2015 debt crisis and arranged the dirty deal with Turkey on sending back migrants.

Add to the mix a highly europhile Macron and what they want will pretty much happen.

And if it doesn't happen now it will do at some point as that is the end goal for the eu.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post they want a federation love
All the ludicrous parochial chauvinists will be permitted to get dewy-eyed at whatever flag they choose. Like in Texas
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want a blowjob off a unicorn
That ain't happening either.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's a good way to lose an eye...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn that lying campaign bus.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post "HIYA"

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope someone did a risk assesment on that appendage...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post About the most sensible post in this thread.
Well done Tabs.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post So how'd that work then?
How's a president get chosen without pissing of the least populous countries?

How are they going to set a single minimum wage for a whole range of nations that have different cost of living and stages of economic development?

When is eurotrash going to be back on telly?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post merkel arrives in Athens
Customs asks her name 'Angela Merkel'
The he says 'occupation?'
'No, I'm just visiting.'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post \•/
A man is going through customs entering Australia...

The man behind the desk asks him "do you have a criminal record?" The man replies "No, I didn't know that was still a requirement"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Nom nom nom
Nom nom nom nom nom
 (I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
They love their sprouts
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Something unpolitical
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a helluva lot of
Guinea pig farts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Rabbit rescued from California wildfire
It's not all about Murdoch's vineyard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
omg the agony hes going through, constantly jumping up and grabbing his head. What a great guy!
 (supposin Supposin' you talk us all out of this, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post As long as he didn't cook it later.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I checked the video
He did not save patatoes, carrots and an onion,.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post not all heroes wear bunny ears

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's dinner sorted then

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Serial Killer Guess Who? I made this!
Its like a B3ta image come to life, How many of them do you know?
(supposin Supposin' you talk us all out of this, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear.
"Download you're own"? You are dead to me. Otherwise, great stuff, *click*.
Edit: Oh dear Jebus, the first paragraph of the description. And yes, I am a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
oops! Thank for cataching that, fixed it!
A new keyboard and this new firefox without spelling on can really show my trew colors!
Also Thanks for watching!
 (supposin Supposin' you talk us all out of this, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Call me a pedantic cunt, it'll make me feel better about myself.
Also, I would enjoy it. To completion, if you catch my drift.

It'll arouse me to the point where I'll tug myself to a climax, is what I'm saying. Basically, I'd spunk promptly, is the thing I'm trying to get across.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No its cool, Id rather know i was being an idiot with my bad spelling. Thank for watching glad you enjoyed it!

It seems like B3ta is the only place I find people like me ;_;
 (supposin Supposin' you talk us all out of this, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post you what?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where there's a will
there's a wank.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!

I managed!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post CANNED
LES!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 17:50, , Reply)

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