Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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i broke up with a girl via text once.
does that make me a bad person?
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:31, 26 replies)
does that make me a bad person?
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:31, 26 replies)
Phil Collins divorced his wife by fax.
So basically, you're almost as much of a cunt as Phil Collins. I hope you realise just how serious this is.
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:56, closed)
So basically, you're almost as much of a cunt as Phil Collins. I hope you realise just how serious this is.
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:56, closed)
well i'd only been seeing her for 3 months...
any longer and I'd have written to her...
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:57, closed)
any longer and I'd have written to her...
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:57, closed)
oh Lord that's poor edj.
Also inaccurate. You're mixing up the Colmeister with the equally shite Thunderclap Newman here
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:13, closed)
Also inaccurate. You're mixing up the Colmeister with the equally shite Thunderclap Newman here
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:13, closed)
I know it's "in the air tonight" but that wouldn't work.
Also Thundreclap's riff was plenty good enough for Elton John to rip off in Bender and the Jets.
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:30, closed)
Also Thundreclap's riff was plenty good enough for Elton John to rip off in Bender and the Jets.
( , Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:30, closed)
I broke up with a girl via text once.
Let that be a lesson to you all. Always make sure you lock your phone. I did hand it into the police as found eventually though.
( , Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:01, closed)
Let that be a lesson to you all. Always make sure you lock your phone. I did hand it into the police as found eventually though.
( , Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:01, closed)
wait until you've heard Both Sides Of The Story
this was not just Another Day in Paradise
I thought if I Hang In Long Enough our Two Hearts
would be Welcome to each other.
'You'll Be In My Heart' she said
'This Must Be Love,' thought I...
'surely I Can't Stop Loving You...'
But I Missed Again.
'Doesn't Anybody Stay Together Anymore?' she said.
'Do You Remember?' I replied,
she didn't.
'Take Me Home' she pleaded.
but Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) I didn't.
( , Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:17, closed)
this was not just Another Day in Paradise
I thought if I Hang In Long Enough our Two Hearts
would be Welcome to each other.
'You'll Be In My Heart' she said
'This Must Be Love,' thought I...
'surely I Can't Stop Loving You...'
But I Missed Again.
'Doesn't Anybody Stay Together Anymore?' she said.
'Do You Remember?' I replied,
she didn't.
'Take Me Home' she pleaded.
but Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) I didn't.
( , Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:17, closed)
Apparently not as bad as I am.
I got someone so UPSET ON THE INTERNET that it resulted in thread deletion. Trufax.
( , Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:21, closed)
I got someone so UPSET ON THE INTERNET that it resulted in thread deletion. Trufax.
( , Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:21, closed)
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