I wish you people would make your minds up
You start a thread, you delete it, you start a thread, you delete it... It's like disorientation techniques in interrogation.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:52, 114 replies)

you should delete this
i.imgur.com/nK4HTwb.jpg
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:53, closed)

Need 100 or so replies first, don't I?

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:58, closed)

Oh look, it's another frightening mental person on qotw keeping personal information and files on inconsequential people they'll never meet.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:47, closed)

You can never have too many
frightening mental people
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:52, closed)

I can see why you've only linked this
It's pretty sensitive info.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:28, closed)

I like the bit where he has nearly 200 grand earning 0.5% interest
He's a financial genius. Or a clueless fantasist. You decide.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:39, closed)

Or as a 'Property Investor' he might require 'money' for a 'deposit'. This is how property 'transactions' work.
Stick to the burnt pizzas pal.
(Your name: Board Sig:, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:01, closed)

pipe down, bobby
It's sock puppet delete week, remember.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:05, closed)

If an internet board for wankers is so central to your grasp on reality
thread deletion is the least of your worries.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:59, closed)

So what's your excuse for being here?

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:00, closed)

probably a sorry one, to go with his sorry ass.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:02, closed)

you're rubbish

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:04, closed)

Or 'trash'
in his native language.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:05, closed)

what are you on about?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:06, closed)

Being a bit obtuse really.
We say 'arse' in this country.

He probably is English, just illiterate.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:08, closed)

stop talking like a tosser

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:26, closed)

the term is "asshole"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:29, closed)

What, you mean like I'm an adult and not a 14 year old girl?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:32, closed)

i have no idea if you're a 14 year old girl

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:49, closed)

Yeah right, Hexachordal.

( Pig Bodine., Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:25, closed)

paedolols

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:28, closed)

ur

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:05, closed)

urbbish?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:40, closed)

It's a fairholme account.

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:05, closed)

Nah, this one is more of a pedantic cunt than fairyhomo

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:11, closed)

You seem to have a bit of a problem with 'accounts'

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:16, closed)

+1

(McChinaman banned, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:23, closed)

I don't think this is Fairholme, on balance.
If it is, it's one of the saner voices in his head.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:19, closed)

It manages to be even duller than Fairholme, that's an achievement. Of sorts.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:25, closed)

No one's forcing you to interact. You have me on ignore.
You colossal bellend.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:30, closed)

that's terrible favouritism

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:42, closed)

My reason for being here
is implicitly stated in my previous reply.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:15, closed)

I'm totally lost.
Is everyone Rob fairholme now? If so this is Alpha level insanity
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:47, closed)

God forbid someone new comes along and starts posting.
That's the last thing b3ta needs.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:00, closed)

Its ok I have issues and am always on the edge of a meltdown
I also like saying Morning & alright.(My number is lower than yours)
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:07, closed)

I've lost track now.
It was much simpler when everyone was baldmonkey. Now everyone is either Rob Fairholme, Rob Fairholme pretending to be someone else, or someone else pretending to be Rob Fairholme.
Ugh.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:11, closed)

shut up, boudicca

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:15, closed)

That'd be a lot more amusing if I had any idea who that is/was.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:18, closed)

/talk mental who turned shambles down

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:38, closed)

you must remember bou
South African ... mad as fuck ... stalked and phoned up several regulars ... claimed she was Mafia and could have us killed if we turned down her advances ... has the distinction of having several hundred spoof accounts and leading to b3ta blanket banning the whole of South Africa.

All the current crop of weepies, mentals and stalkers are but a feeble imitation.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:18, closed)

All the good stuff went down in my absence.
:(
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:12, closed)

I don't think that's fair, you're a wonderful mental, stalker. The way you posted RF's phone number, full address and wife's email last night was right up there with the best. Don't put yourself down man, you're just as good as the old lot, if not better.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 19:16, closed)

you've deleted your bank account screen cap
and the whole sub thread where the holes were picked in your knowledge of them

anybody would think they were a figment of your desperately narrow imagination
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:05, closed)

Shambo getting upset about thread deletions
these are truly the end times
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:07, closed)

nobody gets upset on the internet
it's words on a screen, pet
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:08, closed)

Who are you trying to convince?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:18, closed)

nobody needs convincing

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:21, closed)

although if I were to aim it at anybody it would be you and the other half dozen sock puppets who've rolled up in the last few weeks because you're too pussy to use your main accounts

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:22, closed)

Did he?
Seems a bit low.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:31, closed)

They were trading blows like heavyweight fighters and then *puff* all rob's sockpuppets evaporated. Iain M Banks would have written pages about the artistry and brutality.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:40, closed)

this is largely but not entirely a figment of liemallow's imagination
I asked politely for a sock puppet to stop sharing my wife's personal details then gave it a momentary taste of its own medicine before having it banished
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:44, closed)

^ frightening mental person

Well, so long as you're enjoying yourself.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:56, closed)

if you're finding this bit of the internet frightening you should probably go to the Disney website or mumsnet
Or we can just ban this sock puppet and you can go back to sulking on your other account.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:42, closed)

Wonderful
We go from hard-man "fuck off back to mumsnet" to "stop being mean or I'll get you banned" within a single post.

I think it's revealing about what's going on in your head that you assume every anonymous user is some old adversary. I'm not anybody's sock-puppet - I'm just another real person who thinks you're a colossal prick.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:13, closed)

who are you trying to convince?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:52, closed)

Go on then neo
Tell us whose sock-puppet I am. You must know, because apparently you've got my original account on ignore.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:01, closed)

nobody cares, you mopey twat
you're a dreary noobs with unlikely knowledge of the site and a bee in your bonnet about the regulars

you're an obvious sock puppet to everybody ... nobody gives a shit which upset regular you used to be
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:06, closed)

So no then.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:10, closed)

I'm kinda hoping you're Legless as that would be funniest
but there's an almost limitless number of old weepy boohoos to choose from
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:15, closed)

I'm flattered
cheers
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:18, closed)

And you do realise it's possible to read this site without joining
don't you?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:15, closed)

who are you trying to convince?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:15, closed)

If there's one thing you're known for on this here board
it's the politeness of your asking.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:15, closed)

politeness and restraint are my middle names

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:40, closed)

"before having it banished"?
You seem to have significant pull with the mods - have you got a job at a pet rescue centre?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:17, closed)

it's almost as if I know them in Real Life

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:52, closed)

The main QOTW board says 90 replies but there are only 53.
Have 37 replies really been deleted from this topic? By whom?
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:45, closed)

and - more importantly - do the missing posts count towards the magical "100" tipping point at which the entire thread can be safely deleted?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:55, closed)

Think that's a bit like playing bingo, isn't it?

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 0:24, closed)

HOUSE!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:53, closed)

Did you call Housse before or after the latest deletions?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:12, closed)

I was just trying to summon liemallow

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:14, closed)