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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, erm, er,ermmm....u cool?Personal Tryumpth:
- I'm pretty awesome at what I do.
Personal Strife:
- Less than 24 hours to payday, I thought it was today but it must be tomo.
Entertainment:
- Game of Throans starts up soon, OH BOY, I really enjoyed the first season.
Aww:
- www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2121355/How-worlds-smallest-puppy-measures-iPhone-pocket.html
Food:
- World's Greatst Sandwich, with sides and drink.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 11:40,
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Dunno about smallest puppy, but how about this for the world's biggest brekkies? Actuaslly, it could work as a sandwich too.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2097707/Kidz-Breakfast-Great-Yarmouth-diner-eats-6-000-calorie-fry-26-minutes.html
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Oh man, his shit is going to be fucking epic.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:03,
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With 14 eggs in his system, he won't be shitting for a couple of days.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:11,
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I got paid today, WooooI'm going to get a shit load of homebrew stuff tomorrow, enough for 140 pints for about £70 now I need to collect bottles... which means I'll be drunk for the next week.
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I have a selection of empty beer bottles at home,Being too lazy to take them down the tip.
Yours is the sort of recycling I approve of though. Can you use normal brown beer bottles?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:14,
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If you have any grolsh style flip tops they're worth selling on ebaythey go for about £2 each.
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I'll have a look.Not really a lager drinker, but I may have some.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:18,
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It's amazing the shit you can sell on ebayI've sold copies of the Metro before, to Americans. Copies of my local paper also sell well, when Man Utd do something clever.
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like this shitwww.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pyritized-Poo-Fossil-Coprolite-Jurassic-Marine-Reptile-/270718741021?pt=UK_Collectables_RocksFossils_Minerals_EH&hash=item3f08182a1d
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:24,
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Well it's only 24 litres a batch so I have to get through48 500ml bottles before the first batch is ready to be bottled which from today will be about 10-12 days...
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I will spend a lot of time crimping bottle caps.and to answer your question above, yep you can use any bottles that are designed to hold fizz. So you can even put it in coke bottles or champagne bottles if you like.
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I'd invest in some reusable tops.When I made wine, I used them all the time.
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I may do, or slowly collect flip top bottles.the reusable ones aren't usually strong enough to deal with fermentation in the bottle.
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Yeah I suppose so.Wine is usually finished fermenting when it comes to bottling, unless it's a sparkling one.
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OKPersonal Triumph :
- Fucking Sally Faulkner up the arse bareback the first time we shagged.
Personal Strife :
- Work
Entertainment :
- Also Game of Thrones, Loved the first season and loved the books he has written in the series so far.
Aww :
- Kittens
Food :
Spicy tomato pasta with Chicken and Chorizo, home made from scratch by me.
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Peej, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:18,
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that game of thrones shitis addictive. i got to the end of the ones you recommended and wigged out when i realised the sequel was being written still. i want to go to george r.r. martin's house with a big bag of meth and a shotgun and make him finish the series.
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Personal Triumph :
- Whilst tempting to do a PJ, as we all know, if you talk about sex on the internet, you must be lying(!). So I'd say the fact that I've managed to keep my job over the years of fuck ups (not always my fault), and have also improved the company in many ways
Personal Strife :
- Work, and soon, family.
Entertainment :
- The Finder is excellent, just started watching The Almighty Johnsons too (on LiC's recommendation)
Aww :
- Puppies, as cats are shit.
Food :
The final day of my spicy BBQ pork thing, I'm making a chicken, mushroom and cream pasta dish tomorrow.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:24,
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So if I say I'm not getting any its the truth but when I talk about my sexual conquest its lies? :(I have genuinely been given a blowjob by twin sisters before as well but no-one believes me, nor will they ever believe me because its such an unlikely thing to happen.
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Peej, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:29,
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I think it's all bollocks as well, but you know the rules, sorry!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:31,
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simultaneously?Quick, someone text Bella and tell her about this victory for feminism.
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This should usually be the point wherean attention-seeking girl pops up to assure us all that *her* blowjobs are amaaaazing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:43,
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I've got a cock gaz ready for whoever she is.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:47,
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You're clearly not quite right in the head.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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i can hear something inside me say i really don't think you're strong enough, oh(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Were they your sisters?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:38,
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If you rearrange those words you geti fuck my sister (about this hope doesn't find out)
which is poetic
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To all questions:I have left work for the day and am now enjoying the sunshine at the pub.
I just thought you all should know.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:34,
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Of course you canI'm buying.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:37,
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Fuck me, I didn't expect the PM to come out with this statementwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17536503
big news everyone.
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I just got caught up on the anti-pasty tax protest coming down Charing Cross Road.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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Personal Triumph:
Of the day; successful purchase of car:
Personal Strife:
None currently.
Entertainment:
Trying new apps on my iPad
Aww:
Daughter.
Food:
Tonight= salt & pepper duck breasts with pak choi.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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Needed a family car. Couldn't find a VW that we liked. No way was I going to have an Audi or any other wankermobile. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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Come on Battered, we all know that Volvos are driven by wankers.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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Oh ok then. But Audi's & BMW's are driven by worse. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:35,
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All the cool kids drive mercs(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:36,
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I've been well into duckbreast lately, there is an amazing butcher near work where I can pick up two good quality (nice fat-to-meat ratio) ones for £4.50.I slice it 3/4 of the way in, as thin as I can while holding structure, cover in 5-Spice, drop of oil, pan on a low heat to render out the fat for 10 minutes, then put it on a tray and put some more 5-spice, oil and oyster sauce to deglase the pan and create a source, cover the duck and put it in a tray in a hot oven for 5 minutes.
While that's happening, jullien some spring onion, and sepporate some ramoan lettus leaves.
Once the duck is finished, take it out and leave it for 10 minutes to rest, inside should be blushing-pink, skim off the fat and put the source in a rammikin. Slice the duck as thin as you can, serve letting people create their own little parcels of some of the spring onion, sauce, and duck inside the lettus leaf.
It's a well tasty, slightly impressive, cannipay, starter for two, main for one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:53,
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i absolutely love duck, try it with a raspberry sauce or jus something(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I can't get my head around Duck L'oroounge, I know in theory it works, I know the idea of cutting the richness and fat with citrus fruit with a sweet acidic taste is how it 'should' work well, to create a fine balance.But I think it tastes like an almighty waste of duck, orange, time and effort. It's the english in the 80s knicking what the french did on the 70s as they were the height of culonary cuiseen, and you can date it back to as far as victorian and perhaps even medi-evil times (can't remember exactly), but they're also the people who would eat a mouth full of marzipan in lue of fresh fruit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:03,
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In my mind, it's like Lemon Chicken from the Chinese, that also doesn't work for me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:35,
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i like lemon chicken sometimes, but the lemon has to be really suttle(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
It always tastes of melted down push-pops to me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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Sounds nice.I will do these in a griddle, fat side down to render most of the fat out but still leaving the meat medium rare. Will be sliced and served on top of mixed vegetable noodles in a Hoisin sauce and steamed pak choi.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:59,
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Them asians sure do know how to treat a duck.Sounds good, apparently one of the things to do, and personally I CBA with the flaff, is to run a hairdryer over the duck for 30 minutes, to really dry it out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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Bollocks to messing around like that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:11,
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I like the idea of Ramone Lettuce(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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Grows in the subterranean jungle. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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That's not a Triumph.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:59,
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Hands up who now has some video game geek music stuck in their head?www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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Pretty amazing what they can do nowwww.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/mar/28/face-transplant-richard-lee-norris
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What's wrong with The Guardian?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:41,
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No he'd just move in next door and blast music out at 5am.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:42,
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I was just looking at that on some other site, not a bad job at all.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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There are certain B3tans who look worse.In fact there are some B3tans who look worse than that poor bloke did before he had the operation.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:44,
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Oh Battered, I'm enjoying these little duels we're having, but you're gonna make it too easy.If you name me specificly in the same sentance, then you're being a bit baltent. And if you don't, you're leaving it open to a "OH BATTERED, DON'T THINK OF YOURSELF SO BADDLY". It's a lose-lose for you.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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Not really Gonz. Wasn't thinking of any B3tan in particular and I have enough self confidence to know I don't look THAT bad.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:56,
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was it the BBC news site? that's where I saw iti think psychomp needs to edit
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I think I saw it on one of the Gawker Network sites. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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I just want to know why he shot himself in the face in the first place.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:50,
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It was either that or have sex with Swipe.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:54,
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Has anyone seen the south park eppisode where Britney Spears shoots the top of her head off?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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I think Wilko Johnson is in Game of Thrones, bizarrely.PS Hello all. Most unhappy today. BOO, but also HOO.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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I don't support Manchester United, but thanks for recommending them.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:59,
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Like I have any interest in football.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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Like I have any interest in whether or not you have an interest in football.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:05,
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Like I have any interest in whether or you have any interest in whether or not I have any interest in football.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:09,
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Whats up Monts?but keep it brief, I have a low boredom threshold.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 13:59,
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Oh, just some shit.Thought I'd found a way out of hell, but haven't.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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Nah, money woes.Fucking gutted, I am.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:05,
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I dream of being able to afford bottled beer.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:07,
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I've spent about £70to get 140 pints of bottled beer. It's the best way of saving money I've ever heard of.
But does mean you have to scavange for bottles.
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Just pretend you're in post-apocalyptic NevadaThe hours will fly past.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:17,
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Go through your neighbours recycling, I did and had 100 in one dayand only got yelled at twice
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Peej, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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I'm going to my local pub tonight , I'll ask if I can go through their bins. (, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Do you have an old mobile phone, PPI or gold? 'cus they can be exchanged for cash.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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Monty got a lifetime of debt for his broken Durex Desire.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:09,
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THIS WAS VERY VERY FUNNY AND DID NOT GET NEARLY ENOUGH ATTENTION/ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:15,
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Thank you, I would personally like to see a plus/minus like/dislike counter on here.God damn it, if someone gave me FTP access, I could revolusionise this place. Frictionless sharing, twitter uploads, mod rights to people who pay me, admin rights to people who pay me more, RSS feeds, the whole shibang.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:20,
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Mod don't mean shit to me, I want DEV access.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:21,
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Totally eating a mint feast, first one of the year, OH BOY.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:04,
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i'VE JUST Marinated some chicken and pork and made pepper, onion, mushroom and haloumi kebabs. BBQ later. Gonna rock some cous cous too.
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Pine nut up that cous cous brah'(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:21,
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