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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Volunteers wanted. Male or female.
Between the 5th and 9th of February I need people to send me dirty texts. Pictures are no good as I'm on pay as you go and can't recieve them. All texts will be gratefully received.
Thank you.
Will probably need help in August also.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:43, 162 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Between the 5th and 9th of February I need people to send me dirty texts. Pictures are no good as I'm on pay as you go and can't recieve them. All texts will be gratefully received.
Thank you.
Will probably need help in August also.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:43, 162 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
It's a shame there's no people on here who are likely to do this for a random girl they'll never meet from the internet.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)
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I was wondering when you would show up now Amorous badger has been here.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)
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venomous choad makes me think that you are claiming to be a pokemon
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)
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Poor Blaireu69..
...he got really upset when I said that I hoped nothing nasty happened to his new house.
He stopped pandering at WBM for a whole two minutes he was that upset.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:53, Reply)
...he got really upset when I said that I hoped nothing nasty happened to his new house.
He stopped pandering at WBM for a whole two minutes he was that upset.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:53, Reply)
WBM was FURIOUS.
She nearly got depression and internet lesbianism AGAIN she was that narked.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)
She nearly got depression and internet lesbianism AGAIN she was that narked.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)
score!
I kind of want to reply to JMG's post below, not in an arguing way, but he has a point about it being a dreary debate...quite the dilemma
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I kind of want to reply to JMG's post below, not in an arguing way, but he has a point about it being a dreary debate...quite the dilemma
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I thought you were Chief JMG cock sucker?
Or something along these lines.
Has the QOTW tide shifted somewhat? I can only assume they're still lying at one another to impress house-whales?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Or something along these lines.
Has the QOTW tide shifted somewhat? I can only assume they're still lying at one another to impress house-whales?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)
you'll find it a bleaker place now JMG
Psychochomp has had a great deal of influence here. Some are resisting, but the overall apathy is winning through.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Psychochomp has had a great deal of influence here. Some are resisting, but the overall apathy is winning through.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I hardly had high hopes for QOTW any time in the past.
When you're the shit version of /talk, you've really got nothing going for you.
Shut down QOTW, merge the boards again. I say.
I'm usually correct.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)
When you're the shit version of /talk, you've really got nothing going for you.
Shut down QOTW, merge the boards again. I say.
I'm usually correct.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)
naa, that'd be shit
they are much the same, but the different formats suit different people.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)
they are much the same, but the different formats suit different people.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)
I think you've already forgot how the internet works.
I'm JMG. I'm correct.
Slipping in to nerd mode to ease this process, It's like Top Trumps but with brains.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
I'm JMG. I'm correct.
Slipping in to nerd mode to ease this process, It's like Top Trumps but with brains.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
With each reply you drag the level of QOTW down.
This inane debate pulls down the general level of fun, in my once again correct opinion.
:(
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
This inane debate pulls down the general level of fun, in my once again correct opinion.
:(
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I read that as "will need help with Autism"
Whatever floats your boat
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Whatever floats your boat
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Thank you Roota.
Some people on B3ta like to share and some don't unfortunately.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Some people on B3ta like to share and some don't unfortunately.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)
"I'm going to stab you up with my penis dagger"
Something along those lines?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Something along those lines?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)
"STICKING MY COCK IN THINGS! STICKING MY COCK IN THINGS!"
How is that?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)
How is that?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Oooh that’s good. I like the element of vagueness,
what are you sticking your cock in… could be anything?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)
what are you sticking your cock in… could be anything?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)
answer my question
because I really don't understand why you would post something like that.
Also, it's not like we're not allowed here. Anyone can post anywhere they like.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)
because I really don't understand why you would post something like that.
Also, it's not like we're not allowed here. Anyone can post anywhere they like.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)
it's only bizarre because
you want specific dates....is this for some 'modern art' purpose?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
you want specific dates....is this for some 'modern art' purpose?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
FFS it was a joke.
If you didn't pay attention to the pillocks who live on /talk and spent more time here then you would see that.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)
If you didn't pay attention to the pillocks who live on /talk and spent more time here then you would see that.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)
really?
It was rubbish and not even funny. I suggest your joke telling needs more practise.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)
It was rubbish and not even funny. I suggest your joke telling needs more practise.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)
awww now
don't be like that. I might stay and see if anyone else is better at joke telling.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)
don't be like that. I might stay and see if anyone else is better at joke telling.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)
I hope you'll be pleasantly surprised
the one up top completely passed me by
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)
the one up top completely passed me by
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)
You should be careful
You could make yourself dizzy and do a sick
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
You could make yourself dizzy and do a sick
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I only have your best interests at heart.
if you do feel dizzy just have a little sit down and hum the Fragglerock theme tune.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)
if you do feel dizzy just have a little sit down and hum the Fragglerock theme tune.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)
awwww thanks for pointing that out to me
I shall go change it immediately.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I shall go change it immediately.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I am really fucking helpful like that.
That should be 'go AND change it immediately', by the way.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)
That should be 'go AND change it immediately', by the way.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)
I could always reinforce the lesson
with a savage beating, if you like?
That works for some people, I've heard: halfwits, simpletons and so on...
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)
with a savage beating, if you like?
That works for some people, I've heard: halfwits, simpletons and so on...
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)
savage beating you say..... ummmmm, interesting idea
I think you could try it that way, see what happens.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I think you could try it that way, see what happens.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)
OK - meet you in the B3ta car park in 5 minutes.
I'll be the Charles I looking fellow holding a plank with a nail through it.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I'll be the Charles I looking fellow holding a plank with a nail through it.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)
haha.
Oh dear...
Psst. Jenpots is a certified Ninja and could quite easily kick your arse. She is one of the few b3tans I'd genuinely not fuck with in real life.
But on the other hand. Did you just threaten to beat up a woman you fucking retard? Get a grip eh, what's next? Chain her to the cooker? You're a human wankstain.
Also, learn to use a comma properly before you try to comment on others posts. You've used two of the fuckers incorrectly in that post.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Oh dear...
Psst. Jenpots is a certified Ninja and could quite easily kick your arse. She is one of the few b3tans I'd genuinely not fuck with in real life.
But on the other hand. Did you just threaten to beat up a woman you fucking retard? Get a grip eh, what's next? Chain her to the cooker? You're a human wankstain.
Also, learn to use a comma properly before you try to comment on others posts. You've used two of the fuckers incorrectly in that post.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)
yes, he was actually suggesting that he was going to give her a savage beating
well done
you're getting right into the spirit of internet white-knighting
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)
well done
you're getting right into the spirit of internet white-knighting
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Don't feel you have to use any punctuation or capitals there.
I love reading posts that look like they've been written by the remedial class muppets.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I love reading posts that look like they've been written by the remedial class muppets.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)
He is Vipros
and as such has no need for these things that you mention.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
and as such has no need for these things that you mention.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Full stops would have been superfluous given the nature of the phrases I used
I used a comma appropriately
I also don't think that this is a formal enough environment that the use of capital letters really matters
However, you have neatly deflected the main thrust of my post, which was about how you are a colossal helmet who did a nice bit of taking the internet as it's written and hard-manning, albeit by making him aware of jenpots mad martial arts skillz (full stop)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
I used a comma appropriately
I also don't think that this is a formal enough environment that the use of capital letters really matters
However, you have neatly deflected the main thrust of my post, which was about how you are a colossal helmet who did a nice bit of taking the internet as it's written and hard-manning, albeit by making him aware of jenpots mad martial arts skillz (full stop)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Yes.
Words on the internet make me look well hard.
In fact, Montys post is a prime example of how that works.
Though quite how I can be the "internet hardman" without actually making any threats is quite beyond me...
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Words on the internet make me look well hard.
In fact, Montys post is a prime example of how that works.
Though quite how I can be the "internet hardman" without actually making any threats is quite beyond me...
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I was going to put hard-manning-by proxy
but thought better of it. should have stuck with the original plan.
words used aside, your post had clear intent and unfortunately no matter how much you protest, you are now, and will always be, a big spastic.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)
but thought better of it. should have stuck with the original plan.
words used aside, your post had clear intent and unfortunately no matter how much you protest, you are now, and will always be, a big spastic.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)
My mum told me if I rush to internet maidens rescue they would let me play with their cats or something...
She usually cries when she says this and mutters stuff about it being her only chance for grandkids. I'm not quite sure how I go from pets to kids but if there's a chance it gets me out of the basement for a while I'm all for it.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)
She usually cries when she says this and mutters stuff about it being her only chance for grandkids. I'm not quite sure how I go from pets to kids but if there's a chance it gets me out of the basement for a while I'm all for it.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)
at least you are doing it for the right reasons
hang in there, there'll be some large-breasted internet woman for you somewhere.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
hang in there, there'll be some large-breasted internet woman for you somewhere.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
If I knew what this meant I'd probably write something funny here.
:/
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)
:/
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Oh wait.
I think it's a reference to his terrible punctuation and the pendants on /talk.
Meh, /talks not as strict as it used to be. I get away with it all the time.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I think it's a reference to his terrible punctuation and the pendants on /talk.
Meh, /talks not as strict as it used to be. I get away with it all the time.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I've not seen it before, but I may have dismissed it as a mistake
it's certainly not common on here though, and given the amount of pedantry that happens here I'm sure I'd know about it if it was!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)
it's certainly not common on here though, and given the amount of pedantry that happens here I'm sure I'd know about it if it was!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I really wish I could click "reply" instead of "I like this"... Bloody QOTW'ers with their dodgy buttons in queer places.
b3ta.com/search/posts?q=pendants
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)
b3ta.com/search/posts?q=pendants
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)
well I never
I'd never noticed the buttons were the wrong way round. The I like this button on here has only recently actually done anything anyway
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I'd never noticed the buttons were the wrong way round. The I like this button on here has only recently actually done anything anyway
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Going to have to disagree with you there.
See sig for more details.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)
See sig for more details.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)
He is charming though.
Like a dog who's sick on your favourite boots but looks up at you with those eyes and his little waggy tail and you can't kick him, mostly because there's puke on your shoes.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Like a dog who's sick on your favourite boots but looks up at you with those eyes and his little waggy tail and you can't kick him, mostly because there's puke on your shoes.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I lied
You are more 'mildy amusing' but with practise you could become a comedy genius.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)
You are more 'mildy amusing' but with practise you could become a comedy genius.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)
To be fair so do I.
But he's an easy target cos of all the haters innit?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)
But he's an easy target cos of all the haters innit?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I would have answered and continued in conversation but....
You ruined everything by typing 'innit'
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)
You ruined everything by typing 'innit'
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I was trying to be "down with the massive" or whatever the kids are doing nowadays :(
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
That, is a vicious slur against anybodys name,
internet or otherwise. If I could choke just one person to death, per day, for a whole year, he would have been the first. Then Ainsley Harriot the day after.
Then I would have to think about it for a bit.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)
internet or otherwise. If I could choke just one person to death, per day, for a whole year, he would have been the first. Then Ainsley Harriot the day after.
Then I would have to think about it for a bit.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)
As long as Jordan, Pete Docherty and that tit from N-dubs, who can't wear a hat, are in there you're fine.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)
awwww now you spoilt it.
also thanks for the white-knighting, made me feel all squidgy.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
also thanks for the white-knighting, made me feel all squidgy.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Oh come on! You can do better than that.
That was a rubbish insult. You should be ashamed of yourself!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)
That was a rubbish insult. You should be ashamed of yourself!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Shut up you weak-bladdered, gin-soaked cock goblin.
See, it's not that hard.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)
See, it's not that hard.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)
It was just an example!!!!
Anyway. I know you'd totally kiss me better afterward.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Anyway. I know you'd totally kiss me better afterward.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)
from the man who brought us such Wildean classics
as 'human wankstain', this is serious criticism and shall be treated as such.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)
as 'human wankstain', this is serious criticism and shall be treated as such.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Awesome joke. Well done.
You should consider comedy as a career - you're a natural.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)
You should consider comedy as a career - you're a natural.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Hello!
You have my attention now; do you do anything entertaining?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)
You have my attention now; do you do anything entertaining?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)
no! It's not allowed
cos you do posting on /talk. I'm staying though. I'm going to force them all to be my friend.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)
cos you do posting on /talk. I'm staying though. I'm going to force them all to be my friend.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I have enough friends but I do have an opening for an aquaintance.
Fnar fnar!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Fnar fnar!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I'm obviously now seeing that I don't do funny very well.
In the same way you don't do sarcasm very well.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)
In the same way you don't do sarcasm very well.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)
TOUCH MY PENIS PLEASE
I'LL BARK LIKE A DOG EATING TOFFEE, I PROMISE.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I'LL BARK LIKE A DOG EATING TOFFEE, I PROMISE.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Damn your hopes!
I'll crush your dreams as well if you aren't careful
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)
I'll crush your dreams as well if you aren't careful
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)
How about some Spinal Tap?
Your body (my baby) fits me like a Flesh Tuxedo.
I'm gonna sink you (her) with my pink torpedo.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Your body (my baby) fits me like a Flesh Tuxedo.
I'm gonna sink you (her) with my pink torpedo.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
It
would have if not dramatic irony, then a certain balance to it
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
would have if not dramatic irony, then a certain balance to it
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Seems there is nothing in it for me.
Seriously.
What have you done for me lately?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Seriously.
What have you done for me lately?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)
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