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is western colonialism the cause of most of all current conflicts in a post colonial world?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:52, archived)
only because we let the uppity natives get hold of guns

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:52, archived)
what's the solution?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:06, archived)
give them nukes

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:44, archived)
give them duke nukem

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:43, archived)
give them luke warm water

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:43, archived)
i spent most of the past couple of days smoking fish

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:53, archived)
can't you do drugs like a normal teenager?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:57, archived)
a. I'm not normal
b. I'm not a teenager

next!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:59, archived)
show us yer bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:00, archived)
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3187/5750807060_18d523d592_z.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:03, archived)
Did you have to 'fin up'?
You know, like skinning up and that. Look, I know it doesn't really work, but at least I'm fucking trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:06, archived)
I had to gut them.
if that's what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:13, archived)
Yeah, it's sort of what I meant

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:13, archived)
ok
yeah, I had to gut them
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:43, archived)
ha. ha ha. ha.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:18, archived)
Yeh, I'm well funny ain't I

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:22, archived)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:04, archived)
cool, glad we sorted that one out

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:06, archived)
buh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:06, archived)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:08, archived)
no it's muslims

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:12, archived)
please show your working out

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
because they have muslamic ray guns

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:17, archived)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
what's next?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:19, archived)
dunno, wanna join the un?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:20, archived)
+cool kids gang
No need, Manolith is a founding member.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:21, archived)
you're on fine form this morning
you prick
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:31, archived)
I'm so bored, Manolith
So very, very bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:39, archived)
i just want to go back to bed
you in the office or working from home?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:40, archived)
I might go fishing for a few days, looks like fishy weather

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:47, archived)
I've been looking at going to the local fishery for some trout to smoke.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:49, archived)
it's been so many years since i cast a line
i think the boat i used to go fishing on has been sold, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)
Home
because I overslept
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:54, archived)
in that case, here's my current boredom repellent of choice
jayisgames.com/games/bazooka-boy-2/
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:55, archived)
thnx bbz x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:42, archived)
played it yet?
it's not difficult but it looks pretty and kills time
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:52, archived)
Probably most - in some way.
But the savages would be fighting anyway, for different reasons.

Its also the cause of the most of the development, progress and wealth.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:19, archived)
i'd rather have world peace than a smartphone
just saying
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:46, archived)
I'm arming a platoon of octopus
I'm not really, I'm just making a ridiculous statement because despite reading up and feeling like I understand a lot of these tensions, I honestly don't. I feel quite misanthropic at times.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:22, archived)
I fucking hate misanthropes.
They should all fuck off and die.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:24, archived)
tolerance is for queers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:26, archived)
hah
rofl
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:29, archived)
yeah, i have a really tenuous grasp on what's going on most of the time

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:42, archived)
God, I NEVER know what's happening EVER

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:55, archived)
well right now it's raining doughnuts
quickly, run outside with your mouth open!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:57, archived)
You tricked me, Tom Sawyer

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:39, archived)
nyuk nyuk nyuk

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:52, archived)
Nah it's always been the Jews fault

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:37, archived)
Columbus was a Jew.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:42, archived)
christopher shallombus

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:45, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:43, archived)
do you have any evidence?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:46, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:47, archived)
ok, well done

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:49, archived)
what do i win?
i'm going out.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)
self satisfaction and two weeks in florida

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:53, archived)
Florida is fucking horrendous.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:06, archived)
agreed
waaaaay too many fatties, and too much politeness, but not in a good, british way, more of an over the top, plastic weird way
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:42, archived)
poor florida :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 13:02, archived)
We should send Colombo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:41, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:03, archived)
turn it up bring tha noize

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:08, archived)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:11, archived)
i got the big beat i hear the sound

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:14, archived)
bouncy

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:32, archived)
flash with a rash gimme my cash flickin my ash runnin with my money son go out with a blast

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:37, archived)
I got so much trouble on my mind, refuse to lose!
Here's yo ticket, hear the drummer get wicked!

Alt: fuck off and die of west African Ebola aids gonorrhea polio.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:14, archived)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:23, archived)
another charming post from Rob Fairholme!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:31, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:32, archived)
wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:34, archived)
fuck off crannlo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:36, archived)
bit harsh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:38, archived)
Not really

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:41, archived)
not harsh enough in my book

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:43, archived)
Your book is entitled "How To Effectively Fist A Bonobo" though

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:45, archived)
im glad you found it helpful

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:48, archived)
bit islamophobic

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:46, archived)
islam is a religion of peace

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:48, archived)
ain't that the truth

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:15, archived)
Can I get a witness protection?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:17, archived)
your new name is Rohan Dormer
you live in Merton and are a top UK potato geneticist.
Ill send the documents to your normally house and name.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:19, archived)
my life sounds better already

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:31, archived)
morning babe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:16, archived)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:17, archived)
get wanked, cockface

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:19, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:41, archived)
morning, your Bumholiness

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:41, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:46, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:46, archived)
How's mono this fine morning?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:47, archived)
alright
thinking of buying my own place
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:53, archived)
I just did an awful shit.
I had to leave the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:44, archived)
That's no way to talk about your wife

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:46, archived)
badaboombadazing!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:48, archived)
yeah yeah shut up
i overslept this morning and now i'm groggy
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:49, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:51, archived)
get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:11, archived)
ooz a gwumpy bear den?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:12, archived)
shut your face, i need to go scratch my back on a tree

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:19, archived)
then you can dress as a girl and get monkeyed by the king of the swingers

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
yes, me as well
but I only have to do today and tomorrow then i'm on holiday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:22, archived)
you're the worst

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:38, archived)

worst BEST, Aroooouund, Nothings gonna ever keep ya down

*karate kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:05, archived)
no, i was right

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:06, archived)
Na ah

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:18, archived)
yu huh

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:19, archived)
Me too actually
But that was my choice, and I'm sticking by it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:31, archived)
i realised early on that i wasn't going to get to work on time without running around like a blue-arsed fly
so i called ahead and said i'd be half an hour late
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:39, archived)
I didn't, I lay in bed, thought fuck it, had another snooze, then got up and turned my phone off untill i was in work
then called my boss as if nothing had happened at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:57, archived)
I have the day off, and am feeling unusually chipper.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:41, archived)
Morning mr horrible

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:54, archived)
symls

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:54, archived)
that's kind of you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:11, archived)
is there anything worse than a klix coffee?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:26, archived)
Being chased by wolves?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:31, archived)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:33, archived)
What if they were really big wolves?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:34, archived)
how big we talking here?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:36, archived)
about as big as two wolves taped together.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:38, archived)
I dunno, about 5 feet long I guess
like two wolves taped together
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:11, archived)
ignore the extra legs
it's just one REALLY big wolf.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:33, archived)
klix soup

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:32, archived)
oh yeah, they do that in the machine too
grim stuff, smells like vom
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:33, archived)
their starburst squash is cold sick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:34, archived)
our machine has that one
i thought it was a hot drink
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:38, archived)
christ, that stuff is fucking terrible

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:39, archived)
jesus, that sounds awful

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:12, archived)
klix tea

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:41, archived)
pact coffee

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)
PTHC coffee

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:47, archived)
Percutaneous transhepatic cholangiography?
You beast.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:49, archived)
Punch The Happy Cow?
you monster
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:13, archived)
peel ten holy clementines?
you scoundrel
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:18, archived)
Placate Tom Hank's Cock?
You cad!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:38, archived)
u huh

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:30, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 9:32, archived)
The Quietus is trying to defend listening to shit music
by dressing it up as a guilty pleasures list .

Most of these tracks are abominable. What awful shit can you put on there that's better than Simply fucking Red?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 7:40, archived)
I Hate You So Fuckin Much I Ain't Had a Shit Since Sunday (The Cilla Black version)

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:02, archived)
you know that music that you like? yeah? all of that

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 8:03, archived)
Alright everyone
I am now in Lindos. How are you bunch of internet cretins doing?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 21:36, archived)
kill yourself

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 4 Aug 2014, 21:47, archived)
Alright cuntos

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 22:36, archived)
Is that a Chinese version of Nandos?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 21:47, archived)
Racist

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 22:35, archived)
you're on the internet on holiday, you complete fucking life fail

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 21:53, archived)
Alright Spesh.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 22:32, archived)
Alright Spesh

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 22:34, archived)
ALRIGHT SPESH???

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 22:37, archived)
any fit birds up for it over there?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 21:59, archived)
Dunno about that scouse.
With me missus ain't i. There is a fat German chick with a tattoo of a massive eagle on her back at the hotel, she seems to be here on her own. Want me set you two up on a blind date?

(There are plenty and I mean PLENTY of hotties here. Just a shame they have those armbands on to ruin the look)
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 22:32, archived)
rifling through your bins
typical Monday night
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 22:33, archived)
Fuck I forgot to put em out

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 22:35, archived)
s'alright I'll put them out before I go
you could have fucking hoovered before you went though, you're place is a right shit tip
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 22:40, archived)
Great thanks, have a lovely holiday

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 23:41, archived)
Howdy pardoner

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:07, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 18:56, archived)
yer you?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:18, archived)
pretty good
holiday on Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:51, archived)
anywhere nice?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 20:34, archived)
The North.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 20:37, archived)
Wigan?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 20:59, archived)
svalbard.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 21:08, archived)
Westmorland and then Yorkshire.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 21:53, archived)
alright The LOVELY Doc Ess.
Blimey, them autisms get proper upset when you do a bit of sneaky deletion, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:23, archived)
No one likes thread deletion, stuj.
No matter how LOVELY the perpetrator.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:47, archived)
I fucking love a deletion.
It is by far my most favouritest cheap trolling technique. It's an excellent way of seeing how frantically they're hitting F5.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:52, archived)

s'okay
(A small damp ball of cotton, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:42, archived)
mm yeah

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:53, archived)
this weather better hold out for the weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:56, archived)
supposed to rain yesterday and didn't, not listening to michael fish any more

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:57, archived)
the BBC weather has gone bollocks
I went on a country pub crawl Saturday and they were still "forecasting" sun when it'd been pissing down for an hour.

I was trollied by the second pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 20:03, archived)
they can't cope at the moment, rain threats all day here for last Saturday, not a drop

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 20:21, archived)
gonna bomb the met office
that'll learn em
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 20:26, archived)
I'm sooooper
thanks for asking!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 20:58, archived)
I got a sausage roll, some ham and cheese a pickled onion, plenty of booze.
AND MY EARS ARE STILL RINGING FROM ARNOCORPS ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY.
I'm winning at life RIGHT HERE.
:D
Demonstrate how you're winning. Without the use of Venn diagrams. Or interpretive dance.
Or tell me what YOU'VE got for lunch.
Never mind, I don't want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:49, archived)
what is arnocorps?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:51, archived)
You wouldn't like them The Doveston.
Because they're not shit or gay.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:51, archived)
they look like some sort of white power group

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:54, archived)
All the best musicians are white.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:55, archived)
i was going to prove you wrong but i can't think of a single black musician

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:58, archived)
There are some bit they're actually Jews in makeup.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:59, archived)
TERRIBLE BULLYING OF BABYMETAL!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:00, archived)
The Jew-gees

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:05, archived)
Jewstin Beiber

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:11, archived)
Kike-press Hill

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:12, archived)
Jewmiroquai

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:12, archived)
Dr Dreidel

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 17:50, archived)
Jew Tang Clan

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:06, archived)
Yidonna

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:11, archived)
Jewp Doggy Dogg

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:35, archived)
motherfuckers act like they forgot about dreidel

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 17:48, archived)
Jew2

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:07, archived)
Torah Wilcox

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:09, archived)
Kylie Synagogue

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:09, archived)
would

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:41, archived)
Jewliette And The Licks

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:13, archived)
Rabbi Williams

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:20, archived)
Kosher Chiefs

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:23, archived)
2 Live Jew

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:08, archived)
Jew Live Crew

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:08, archived)
Jew Live Jew

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:08, archived)
joy circumcision

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:14, archived)
Shame when their singer topped himself but at least they came back as Jew Order

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:17, archived)
These work particularly well given the origin of the phrase 'Joy Division'.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:02, archived)
Hanukken

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:30, archived)
Spinning Bird Kick
ck ke
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 17:09, archived)
Frankie Goes To Hannukah

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:46, archived)
When Jew tribes go to war, one is all that you can score

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:47, archived)
Lady GoyGoy

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:47, archived)
Goyim aren't Jews though

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:48, archived)
Bugger. Well it's still about *that lot*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:52, archived)
Still works to anyone who's not a Jew / smartarse / both

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:55, archived)
Everything But The Goy

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:55, archived)
Jewferson airplane- shallom buddy to love

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 17:50, archived)
bris kross

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 18:02, archived)
Oyzone

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 4 Aug 2014, 18:05, archived)
Simply Red Sea Pedestrians

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 4 Aug 2014, 18:07, archived)
KMIDFDM

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:00, archived)
last day of the sale

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:53, archived)
I'm growing a mullet.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:55, archived)
HURRAH!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:58, archived)
I had some excellent polish sausages with a polish yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:00, archived)
the dry chewy kind or the barbequed stuffed-with-cheese kind?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:04, archived)
neither ... they were sausages ... porky and slightly smoked
christ ... who the fuck stuffs sausages with cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:35, archived)
me now
great idea
and wrap it in bacon
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:40, archived)
pervert

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 17:22, archived)
That's a pretty harsh way to talk about Poles, dude. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:03, archived)
tl;dr f9oooood

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:55, archived)
This looks like the sort of shit a Douglas Adams fan would say

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:55, archived)
I really wouldn't know

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:56, archived)
TERRIBLE BULLYING!
MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:59, archived)
I gots me some Austrian chili cabanossi

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:57, archived)
HUZZAH!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:58, archived)
Huzzah is right!
alright stuj, sounds like you're on a roll, keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:07, archived)
I got an airsoft Glock18c to go with my airsoft H&K USP. Who fancies a duel?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:00, archived)
can i use a real gun?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:02, archived)
Great idea, you go off and buy a real gun.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:09, archived)
where can i get one?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:12, archived)
you can borrow mine doves

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:14, archived)
ta very much

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:16, archived)
*Opens up Crazy stuj's Second-Hand Armaments Stall*

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:15, archived)
Ok.
I choose swords.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:05, archived)
Fine, I'll use my Punjabi wedding sabre
It has real swarovski crystals on the scabbard
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:10, archived)
Whew, POSH!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:12, archived)
I've only got a pony Glock 19 with no foresight

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:26, archived)
Dunno what that means soz
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pony
However Urban Dictionary seems to think that 'pony' is related to 'magic gay penis'.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:44, archived)
hahahaha erm no pony as in shit

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:47, archived)
You haven't really grasped rhyming slang.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 17:13, archived)
Nah its not rhyming slang
just slang. a pony is £25 in cocky rhyming aint it?
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 17:49, archived)
Pony & trap, crap.
Shirley?
Although it is also 25 nicker, for reasons I do not understand.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:47, archived)
I had an apple and a bag of Roysters

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:03, archived)
APPLES AGAINST PUTIN!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:05, archived)
Needs booze.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:05, archived)
I just examined a scrotum and now I'm eating Jacob's Cheddars

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:08, archived)
I hope you washed your hands.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:10, archived)
Why, do you think it will affect the taste?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:12, archived)
I dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:14, archived)
a girls vagina nearly ruined scampi fries for me once

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:28, archived)
why, did it drip on them?

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
it smelt fucking identical
shudders
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
Sammi's tentacles took half the platefull before he told her to close her legs.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:32, archived)
UNREAD! UNREAD! UNREAD!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:38, archived)
I can feel another b3ta Fanfic coming on....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:50, archived)
Broadsword WARNED you not to let Sammi sit on the table. But would you listen?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:30, archived)
are you a scrotum locum?

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:17, archived)
down in Acapulcum

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:31, archived)
genuine lols

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:33, archived)
I'm cleaning and having a massive barney with my old dear.
Apparently I spend a lot of time faking my chronic illness. You know, I must get some credit for having my arsehole removed then surely mother?
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:28, archived)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooo The LOVELY bumless.
;p
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:40, archived)
I might have to listen to some music them kids do like angry avril lavigne then scratch at my wrists with safety scissors

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:48, archived)
NO! The MANLY bumless.
Light your stogie and listen to ARNOCORPS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:52, archived)
I shall be going to light a serious big ting up later with my mate, put on some eminem or dre and nod my head in agreement with the lyrics that stick it to the man!

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:54, archived)

I don't have anything for lunch because I'm on the five two, stop fucking rubbing it in you well-fed cockmuncher
(A small damp ball of cotton, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 17:53, archived)
dunno what that is soz.
Maybe you should eat something, cheer yourself up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:22, archived)

i will eat your flesh
(A small damp ball of cotton, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:42, archived)
^stupid hat

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 18:37, archived)
:D
HUN DAN!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 19:22, archived)
who loves CAPSLOCK? we all love CAPSLOCK! let's CAPSLOCK!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:35, archived)
I prefer being in Ctrl
Alt: Gr
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:37, archived)
that's better than the alt

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:39, archived)
My AltGr key got stuck down, and I had to take it off and disable it.
More tales from the exotic far east tomorrow, guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:14, archived)
i know it's warm at the mo but east anglia ain't exactly exotic

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:16, archived)
This week it's like being stuck in a sauna under a sun lamp with occasional monsoons, I love it.
www.weather.com/weather/tenday/Guangzhou+China+CHXX0037
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:38, archived)
CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK 
 _____   ___  ______  _____ _     _____ _____  _   __
/  __ \ / _ \ | ___ \/  ___| |   |  _  /  __ \| | / /
| /  \// /_\ \| |_/ /\ `--.| |   | | | | /  \/| |/ / 
| |    |  _  ||  __/  `--. \ |   | | | | |    |    \ 
| \__/\| | | || |    /\__/ / |___\ \_/ / \__/\| |\  \
 \____/\_| |_/\_|    \____/\_____/\___/ \____/\_| \_/

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:38, archived)
love lifts us up where we belong
where the eagles cry on a mountain high
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:07, archived)
very superstitious, writings on the wall
very superstitious, ladder's 'bout to fall
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:10, archived)
when two tribes go to war
a point is all you can score
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:14, archived)
The shareef don't like it
Rock the Casbah
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:18, archived)
ooh think twice, it's just another day for
you and me in paradise
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:20, archived)
It was a one-eyed, one-horned
flying purple people eater
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:22, archived)
but did you know, that when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen
baby, i compare you to a kiss from the rose on the grey
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:26, archived)
Time came and showed me your direction, now I know I'll never ever go back, taught me that
I can be a better girl, with love you give you rock my world
You dig?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:34, archived)
ok, you win, i've never heard that one

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:35, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:41, archived)
i prefer num lock

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:39, archived)
i prefer your mum lock

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:39, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:57, archived)
I prefer bum lock
although bum your mum lock is a close second
(A small damp ball of cotton, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 17:54, archived)

static.fjcdn.com/pictures/3843404.jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:39, archived)
He's LOVING that
And she's pretending to not be aroused, but she really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:40, archived)
"This page was not found"
That is some funny junk.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:47, archived)
it might work now

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:55, archived)
worked fine for me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:00, archived)
but then, I AM fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:21, archived)
it wasn't working on mobile devices

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:36, archived)
Well, I'm on laptop!
If that's not portable, what is?? Eh?? Pah.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:42, archived)
i didn't say portable though did i?
FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:50, archived)
no, you didn't

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:53, archived)
Thanks.
It's important to be able to include everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:20, archived)
YOU'RE WELCOME

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:26, archived)
laps cock

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:57, archived)
slapcock

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:03, archived)
High, It's Vince with a slapped cock. Slap your troubles away!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:07, archived)
i like the cut of this guy's jib
"children are not human yet" www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28639242
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:00, archived)
"I don't think art is to be understood - it's to be experienced,"
"Art is not to be decoded. It is to be felt. Feeling comes before understanding."



what a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:02, archived)
Is he? He's pretty much right. Unless talking about art at all makes you a cock, I dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:42, archived)
Yes, he is
It's not about being 'right', it's about being a pretentious, snobby, arseprick.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:47, archived)
so talking about art makes you a pretentious, snobby, arseprick.
got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:50, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:53, archived)





.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:55, archived)
I'll have one art please

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:19, archived)
alright zoidberg

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:26, archived)
talking about art usually does make you sound like a cock, tbh

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:50, archived)
sure
but also sure english people think everyone sounds like a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:54, archived)
And we're normally spot on

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:55, archived)
dunno, everyone's a cock means that being a cock is just normal, so who cares, might as well be a massive bellend too.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:57, archived)
english people are the worst

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:57, archived)
yeah, bunch of cocks

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:58, archived)
He's right.
They're not.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:15, archived)
I like short shorts
also jort jorts
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:17, archived)
TBH I don't like short shorts

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:59, archived)
not sure what jort jorts are and don't think I want to find out

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:59, archived)
Once you know it you can't unknow it

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:18, archived)
I like short sharts

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:14, archived)
shortshartshock ep

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:18, archived)
I don't even have a capslock :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:47, archived)
fool people into thinking you have a capslock by using a lowercase l instead of capital i

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:50, archived)
who loves disco? we all love disco! let's DISCO!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:24, archived)
YEAH
DISCO
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:26, archived)
TGGI!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:27, archived)

i don't know what that means!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:30, archived)
TGID!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:36, archived)

that isn't helping!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:43, archived)
Disco sucks

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:31, archived)
wronger than wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:37, archived)
No YOU are

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:42, archived)
it's "youn"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:47, archived)
To youn, maybe

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:50, archived)
Disco sucks are my favourite kind of sucks

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:27, archived)
let's go, disco

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:54, archived)
Ooh, this onion bhaji is a bit spicy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:56, archived)
should've bought some chocolate :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)
YEAH
DISCO
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:58, archived)
i don't think hamas is using its civilians as human shields but i don't think they're actively doing anything to protect the people of gaza
civilian deaths are helping them win the pr war
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:16, archived)
someone should donate them one of those 'iron dome' things
then they can just keep firing rockets at each other
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:19, archived)
they should settle it with a game of Worms 3D

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:22, archived)


SOLUTION
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:22, archived)
whatever that is, it's blocked by my phoneternet

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:36, archived)
Working from home today
think i might get out the smoke machine. D.I.S.C.O
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:17, archived)
I prefer Ringos.
No ring goes like a Ringos goes!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 13:27, archived)
are there any viable options other than the two state solution?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:14, archived)
I wouldn't worry about it
It'll probably all work out fine
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:16, archived)
ok cool

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:19, archived)
the google logo is cool today

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:31, archived)
Mongy?
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/thief-tries-rolex-watch-runner-3971580
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:41, archived)
why would he nick it? he's minted

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:48, archived)
Well maybe he's not
Maybe the whole thing was an internet ruse
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:50, archived)
*gasp*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:50, archived)
We're through the looking glass here, people
Also, I'm not completely convinced that Tangled is a girl type.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:59, archived)
!
gaspull.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hunger.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:01, archived)
haha, i had no idea that advert was so popular

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:13, archived)
In other countries they have other celebs being the diva
They have a series of them and all we get is bloody Joan Collins!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:19, archived)
joan collins is pretty famous isn't she?
who did the other countries get?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:27, archived)
Aretha Franklin, Liza Minelli
I could go on
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)
go on then

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:57, archived)
I'm glad I'm 26 again, but I don't like the seadweller, and 8k for a pre owned?? that shop are robbers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:05, archived)
It does seem a little steep for a used wristwatch

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:10, archived)
I was more concerned by the jorts

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:17, archived)

jorts?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:28, archived)
That is terrifying

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:38, archived)
that's why he always tells people they can't see him

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:02, archived)
Does he indeed?

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:07, archived)
he sure does
he's also a 'doctor of thuganomics' although he doesn't talk about that much anymore
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:10, archived)
The crazy world of sports entertainment
I was always a Big John Studd fan myself
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:16, archived)
winner of the wrestling observer magazine award for 'most overrated' in 1984

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:25, archived)
I was 5 in 1984, so my vote wasn't counted

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:32, archived)
There was a sleeping tramp in town, yesterday, wearing rwo wristwatches.
Was it you?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:56, archived)
Perhaps he's a frequent international traveller
And it makes sense for him to know what time it is hiome and abroad at any given time.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:57, archived)
Through a haze of cheap spirits
is the only way to see the world.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:06, archived)
Castro wore his 2 Rolex one with Cuban time and one with Moscow time to show his close link to Russia, might be saink like that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:12, archived)
robot wars!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:17, archived)
are you saying we should send craig charles and jonathan pearce to gaza for commentary?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:20, archived)
I imagine that will only make the situation worse

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:31, archived)
Jew Wars Episode II: Attack of the Drones

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:31, archived)
I suppose they could kill all the jews

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:17, archived)
they tried that once

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:22, archived)
if at first you don't succeed ...

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:40, archived)
i thought there were 4 states
solid, liquid, gas and plasma
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:20, archived)
No, you're thinking of Earth, Wind, Fire and Young

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:21, archived)
or is it Crosby, Stills and Scissors?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:22, archived)
inky, blinky, pinky and bungle

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:26, archived)
North, South, East and Ringo

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:32, archived)
hogan, hall, nash, beaky, mick and tich

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:50, archived)
Hugh, Pugh, Barley, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Large

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:00, archived)
gypsies, tramps and po

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:22, archived)
might watch the fifth element tonight

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:23, archived)
it's a classic

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:26, archived)
the movie?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:32, archived)
No, oyu're thinking of Guns, Bitches 'n' Bling
'n' is my favorite one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:24, archived)
He was originally called 'm'
but it didn't look right on the album cover, so they changed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:31, archived)
Kill them all and let God decide

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:34, archived)

www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-chops-exorcists-genitals-after-3972279
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:38, archived)
Makes you wonder why people bother trying to help

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:55, archived)
He was just doing the job he was bloody paid for
It's like that woman trying to sue the tattoo artist for tattooing her face. NO ONE accidentally has a facial tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
Precisely

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:02, archived)
i don't have the means by which to achieve this

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
Bloody hell, some people want everything doing for them
alright The Doveston
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:01, archived)
some of the guys in the office have just discovered the chuck norris meme
and they think it's hilarious and they've gone as far as putting something up on the local intranet about it
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:10, archived)
oh god that actually made me cringe

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:14, archived)
only a few more years and they'll find three wolf moon t-shirts funny

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:21, archived)
Let them know how funny you used to find such things,
then point out how they're no longer funny now that they're popular.
That'll gain you some respect.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:10, archived)
nah, i think i'll just carry on believing i am better than they are

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:23, archived)
Heavens
For god's sake, don't show them Magical Trevor
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:51, archived)
in this sort of weather I'd go for a zig rig during the day, hth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:44, archived)
fishing for peace?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:09, archived)
it is very peaceful yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:19, archived)
Single state, all players need to learn to share.
Give them a couple of months grace in which to sort it, ensuring that borders are open for those smart enough to leave. If they don't have an approximation of peace at the end of that period, nuke the entire area back to the stone-age. If they can't share it, no one gets to have it.
The upside to this, is we'll then have a nuclear wasteland to use as an Escape From New York-style penal colony.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:45, archived)
good plan, ban ki moon

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:09, archived)
he gets my vote

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:15, archived)
I am the Duke!
I'm "A" Number One!

Kind regards

Mr Anthony Blair
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:18, archived)
historically palestine has always been an integral part of china

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:46, archived)
MORNING!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 7:49, archived)
bleugh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 7:52, archived)
^ Rob Fairholme ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:02, archived)
you fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:04, archived)
^wanking over pictures of Shambles' kids

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:42, archived)
aren't we all?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:45, archived)
has anybody kept track of how many accounts he's been through yet
He's never going to hit the hundreds that Bou managed but I bet he's a safe second position
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:27, archived)
who?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:28, archived)
Rob Fairholme of Perth Australia
He's a qftw paedo. Had a breakdown. Got banned. Keeps coming back. It's a healthy tale of internet mental illness.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:39, archived)
I'm surprised gonz hasn't started flirting with him yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:40, archived)
If he hasn't fucked Syncubus, I'll be astounded.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:41, archived)
yeehaw

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:42, archived)
even syncubus wouldn't sink that low ... surely

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:44, archived)
#TeamBou

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:10, archived)
I missed this one
Doesn't sound like I've missed much though.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:41, archived)
/talk ought to get its own FAQ.
Other than Ringo Mcuglysocks, I haven't the foggiest what this is all about.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:59, archived)
Shambo's Internet girlfriend dumped him
So now he's spreading a smear campaign to make himself feel better
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:22, archived)
fuck that

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:03, archived)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:10, archived)
alright mr horrible xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:14, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:21, archived)
you terrible eugenicist

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:32, archived)
I'll eugenicist you in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:33, archived)
wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:36, archived)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:42, archived)
get wanked, cockface

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:46, archived)
calm your tits

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:11, archived)
modolith

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:20, archived)
horriblith

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:46, archived)
fascist!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:26, archived)
calm YOUR tits too

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:46, archived)
oh you're all big and brave on here with your beard and extra buttons

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:03, archived)
yeah
the only extra buttons you have are the ones your mum put on your trousers 'cause the old ones wouldn't reach
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:09, archived)
terrible bullying! MODS!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:16, archived)
*skips in a circle*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:42, archived)
*wotsits in a triangle*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:43, archived)
*frazzles in a square*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:43, archived)
*nik-naks in a nonagon*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:48, archived)
Squares in a square, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:15, archived)
Doritos in a triangle, you useless prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:25, archived)
The shape of the crisps and the shape in which they are moving are purely coincidental
YOU useless prick
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:39, archived)
BUMHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:43, archived)
YEEEEAAAH!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:44, archived)
I like bumholes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:44, archived)
I like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:48, archived)
imagine a breast with a bumhole!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:10, archived)
a bumhole nestled between a pair of breasts!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:11, archived)
that's just a saggy arse

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:41, archived)
Shame I missed Kyle chat

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 8:44, archived)

?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:11, archived)
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:22, archived)
oh for fucks sake
I'm going to go back to bed and start again
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
*tickles under chin*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:45, archived)
*sneezes*
*apologises*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:50, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:20, archived)
^obvious troll

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:26, archived)
I get my new flat keys today
I'm claiming another slice of Poland in the name of Her Maj.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:24, archived)
aren't all keys basically flat?
lololol
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:25, archived)

no
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:34, archived)
ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:35, archived)

?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:49, archived)
riddickalous

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 10:19, archived)
does it have a nursery?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:56, archived)
Remember to put your bins out.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 23:01, archived)
Look, I've told you before, bins go out on Thursday night
I demand that you stop pestering me about this, and fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 23:04, archived)
alright love, time of the week is it? bins due to go out are they?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 23:34, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 23:54, archived)
look at this idiot who doesn't dump his rubbish in the woods

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 1:43, archived)
I'm a little bit in love with Kylie Minogue

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 22:29, archived)
aren't we all, in some way, a little bit in love with Kylie Minogue?
fuck off dozers.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 22:31, archived)
alright Mr H

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 22:33, archived)
I love Kylie so much my pants explode.
Usually with shit.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 22:44, archived)
I find her sexually alluring.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 22:48, archived)
That's a funny coincidence

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 23:02, archived)
^ gay

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 9:01, archived)
I enjoyed seeing Louis Smith dancing ecstatically at a Kylie show.
I'm sure that'll silence all that speculation about his sexuality.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 3 Aug 2014, 23:22, archived)
dunno who that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 23:54, archived)
This place is dead on it's arse
etc
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 19:54, archived)
This'll teach you all for banning Bou

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 19:55, archived)
buzz
buzz
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 19:57, archived)
its

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 20:00, archived)
bully

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 20:16, archived)
rich

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 20:08, archived)
mr.h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 20:15, archived)
let's hope so

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 20:25, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 20:28, archived)
im leaving 4 eva

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 20:43, archived)
YES!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 22:48, archived)
Sundays are always quiet,
we're all pretending we have lives
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 21:12, archived)
It's sure to pick up later on when I do my bin thread.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 21:14, archived)
has-bin thread, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 21:25, archived)
has-bin, will travel
will travel won't go outside
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 3 Aug 2014, 23:30, archived)
It's only dead on it's arse because of it dead on it's arse posts
Apart from that I drunk an entire wine box at the International Mini Meeting last night and fell over.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 22:27, archived)
I'm packing up my entire flat, which is a ballache as I've accumulated a lot of stuff since I moved in 8 years ago
When did you last move house? No gypsies please.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 22:23, archived)
january. downsized from 4 bed house to 1 bed flat.
fucking arseache THAT was.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 22:36, archived)
yeah i bet it took the best part of a day just to squeeze yourself in

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 23:17, archived)
MODS
terrible bullying!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 23:18, archived)
in contrast, I'm going from a 2-bed flat to a 4-bed maisonette
which is 2.5 times bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 10:37, archived)
that's right, I said maisonette.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 10:37, archived)
what is a maisonette?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 10:43, archived)
a two-floor flat, with or without its own private door to the building.
which is what this flat is. I suppose it's also a penthouse, but that sounds like I've bought a porn mag.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 10:49, archived)
I have been educated.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 10:54, archived)
^ found a place to live, got it the hard way

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 16:58, archived)
Location, Location, Flubber
Homes Under The Flubber
30 Minute Makeflubber
Escape To The Flubberntry
Relocation, Reflubber
Property Flubber
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 22:45, archived)
I like how you've taken my thing and turned it shit

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 10:21, archived)
It was easy.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 13:25, archived)
yerr ... I'm sure you could turn anything shit with little or no effort.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 15:44, archived)
...

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 19:14, archived)
about 8 years ago,
i was surprised at how much stuff i actually had
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 23:18, archived)
last time i moved house i came down with the norovirus on the night before the move which was a great way to get out of packing and also to vomit and shit my insides out

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 23:37, archived)
Oh that happened to me
It was basically two days of this:

1) Pack a box
2) Do a sick
3) Sleep for 15 minutes
4) Repeat
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 0:11, archived)
I got swine flu while cleaning the house to hand back in Switzerland.
I was hallucinating while scrubbing the floor, which at least passed the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Aug 2014, 1:00, archived)
I live in a cardboard box

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 12:01, archived)
the pavement is my pillow

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 12:01, archived)
I hope somebody stamps on your sleeping tramp face.
No offence like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 12:05, archived)
i'm one of those good looking hobos that people are reluctant to give change to

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 12:07, archived)

Ka xlia ma pe tute, gajé kar
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 12:26, archived)
no-one's impressed

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 13:28, archived)
Who said I fucking wanted you to be?
Not everything's about you, you fucking cunt

Go back to fucking handfuls of your own shit while assuming you're better than everyone, you disgusting chunk of preening scum

Otherwise just die and improve the world wholesale

FILTH
(A small damp ball of cotton, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:50, archived)
April last year's, upgraded to a 5 bedroom, 3 bathroom house with neighbours who aren't povvy cunts which was nice.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 18:58, archived)
Good evening you sexy lot!
Any plans tonight (apart from being a sexy b3tan)?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 17:13, archived)
101 flubbers
I mean...going to watch Jim Jefferies
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 17:16, archived)
Going out flubbering
I mean raping.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 17:53, archived)
Off out for a curry and then back home to flubber my wife

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 18:01, archived)
I like how the humour is so inclusive here even pricks can have a go.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 18:21, archived)
I've had flubber and chips from the flubbery for my tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 18:57, archived)
Neil.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 19:04, archived)
Rich.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 19:04, archived)
Neil.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 19:06, archived)
Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 19:06, archived)
Alan.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 19:15, archived)
Rebecca.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 19:25, archived)
Bou.

(#1, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 20:40, archived)
AH'M PREGNINT!

(I helped save b3ta! fatpoof, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 21:04, archived)
Flubodan Miloševic

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 19:02, archived)
I've been on a pub crawl all afternoon.
I'm doing a very weak impression of a responsible parent until the au pair takes over.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 19:07, archived)
rape, murder, arson and rape

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 19:49, archived)
alright darling
no because I'm on call all night, Terminator 2 on E4+1 though
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 22:19, archived)

killing you with this knife
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 12:26, archived)
shitheads

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 15:02, archived)
fuck off dozers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 15:38, archived)
Go stick your head in a pig

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:23, archived)
terrible news mr.h
news.sky.com/story/1311993/status-quo-star-taken-to-hospital-as-gigs-axed
lol links
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 15:53, archived)
wankers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:22, archived)
am I late for the flubber?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:14, archived)
honey I flubbered the kids

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:22, archived)
reign of flubber

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:26, archived)
Bridge over the river flubber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
Freddie got flubbered

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:30, archived)
The last flubber of christ

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:30, archived)
flight of the flubbergator

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:31, archived)
guardians of the flubber

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:31, archived)
to live and die in flubber

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:32, archived)
flubber's list

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:32, archived)
Boyz ' n ' the flubber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:33, archived)
40 first flubbers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:34, archived)
Saturday night flubber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:34, archived)
Flubber and Commander: the Far Side of the Flubber

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:35, archived)
fried green flubber at the flubber cafe

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:36, archived)
an officer and a flubber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:37, archived)
spinal flubber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:37, archived)
Short flubber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:38, archived)
The cook, the thief, his wife and her flubber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:38, archived)
Come on, this one was good

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:44, archived)
yeah ... and I already did it, you fucking retard

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:39, archived)
You've got flubber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:39, archived)
The flubber of King george

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:40, archived)
About a flubber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:40, archived)
indana flubber and the flubber of doom

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:40, archived)
gone with the flubber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:40, archived)
the seventh flubber

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:41, archived)
flub7er

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:41, archived)
I am flubber

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:41, archived)
flubber don't preach

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:41, archived)
flubber raider

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:41, archived)
weekend at flubbers

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:41, archived)
9 to flubber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:42, archived)
flubber on 34th street

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:42, archived)
the nutty flubber

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:42, archived)
snakes on a flubber

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:42, archived)
from dusk til flubber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:42, archived)
finding flubber

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:43, archived)
how to flubber your dragon

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:43, archived)
bedknobs and flubber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:46, archived)
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Flubber

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:48, archived)
lady chatterly's flubber

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:48, archived)
the men who flubber at goats

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:49, archived)
Spice World

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 16:58, archived)
reporting this

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 17:05, archived)
Step Up 2 The Flubber

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 17:00, archived)
don't be a menace to south central while drinking flubber juice in the hood

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 17:09, archived)
House of 1000 Flubbers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 17:09, archived)
my neighbour flubber

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 17:10, archived)
a flubber on elm street

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 17:17, archived)
Harry Flubber and the Flubber of Flubber

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 17:32, archived)
Help! Autotune song please
Hi. A few months back there was a video in the newsletter parodying autotune use.
It started with a guy singing without autotune and sounding rubbish, and then flicking the autotune on and sounding amazing, accompanied by suitably flashy graphics.
Can anyone tell me where to find it please? I have searched, but searching for "autotune song" throws up a lot of results!
Cheers,
(Dozygit, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 12:40, archived)

▄██████████████▄▐█▄▄▄▄█▌
██████▌▄▌▄▐▐▌███▌▀▀██▀▀
████▄█▌▄▌▄▐▐▌▀███▄▄█▌
▄▄▄▄▄██████████████▀
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 12:55, archived)
was it joe dolce music theatre?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)

b3ta.com/links/autotunefail.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:10, archived)
I bet you put something obscure like 'autotune fail' into /search didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:13, archived)
Also, what's the betting the OP doesn't bother to thank you?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:13, archived)
they never do
:(
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:14, archived)
don't know why I even bother

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:24, archived)
Thanks
Thanks for all of your input, but I still can't find it.
I'm old enough to remember Joe Dolce - that bastard kept Ultravox from the number 1 spot you know! And that prompted me to listen to 'Lament' for the first time in years which is brilliant so genuine thanks for that.
And the link was hilarious - trying to make me ignore myself! I have never LOL'd so hard.
Enjoy the sunshine.
(Dozygit, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 11:32, archived)
I had a holiday in May.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 8:23, archived)
I had to get up in the middle of the night for a massive shit

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 8:29, archived)
alright, gonz

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 9:04, archived)
Wrong user
Alright shambo
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 9:06, archived)
I had a party in June

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 8:39, archived)
I got a blowjob off April.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 9:04, archived)
While Donatello nd Leonardo were wanking furiously in the background?
I bet Raphael gave you a wink at the vinegar strokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Aug 2014, 9:15, archived)
I don't know what any of this means.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:52, archived)
Turtle power.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 10:55, archived)
^ still has a Vanilla Ice poster on his bedroom wall

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 13:22, archived)
Aldi-branded, Wotsit analogues
are quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 22:13, archived)
classic Gobbo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 22:14, archived)
ESS ESS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Or JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

By that I meant 'alternatively JEEE...' rather than 'orgie', which would not be appropriate at all.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 22:14, archived)
now hold on lets not rule anything out

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 22:21, archived)
Yeah no.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 23:05, archived)
hello loverboy

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 23:11, archived)

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