RTPYBO*
*Remember to put your bins out.

Hopefully soon I can start phasing out the * as brand awareness increases.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 10 May 2015, 20:10, archived)

BCOT

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2015, 20:20, archived)

boycott cabbage on tuesdays?

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 11 May 2015, 1:14, archived)

GTFYSC*
get to fuck you spastic cunt
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 May 2015, 20:33, archived)

Thanks
#brb4pm
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 10 May 2015, 20:46, archived)

Busy innit

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 10 May 2015, 19:23, archived)

SHOEHORN

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2015, 19:30, archived)

What
does incompetent mean?
(ymmit, Sun 10 May 2015, 16:44, archived)

Well done, you have just overtaken brb as official shittest person on here.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 May 2015, 17:25, archived)

that was a quick rise to the top

( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2015, 17:33, archived)

i am the second best person on here
after frisbee
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 10 May 2015, 20:11, archived)

get bent

( $$ ✅, Sun 10 May 2015, 17:35, archived)

you can't wee without the aid of a colostomy bag?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 10 May 2015, 17:40, archived)

alright planearm is this film on c4 at 9 worth watching?

( mongychops, Sun 10 May 2015, 18:58, archived)

What
does baffled mean?
(ymmit, Sun 10 May 2015, 14:52, archived)

it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

( vladimir, Sun 10 May 2015, 14:56, archived)

What's a baff?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 10 May 2015, 14:59, archived)

it's a great alternative to a shower

( vladimir, Sun 10 May 2015, 15:03, archived)

It's to stop sound wave interference within speaker cabs

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 10 May 2015, 15:02, archived)

or crosstalk in a studio recording
^5, audionerd
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 10 May 2015, 16:09, archived)

lol you cray

( $$ ✅, Sun 10 May 2015, 15:02, archived)

it's the opposite of baffless

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 10 May 2015, 15:35, archived)

It's when a sheep has been tricked

( broadsword w⚓, Sun 10 May 2015, 16:22, archived)

Merry Christmas

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 10 May 2015, 12:43, archived)

alright frank

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 10 May 2015, 14:08, archived)

alright spanishfly

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 10 May 2015, 14:09, archived)

morning

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 10 May 2015, 14:28, archived)

alright brb

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 10 May 2015, 14:30, archived)

in a bit of a funk tbh

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 10 May 2015, 14:36, archived)

aren't we all?

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 10 May 2015, 14:41, archived)

funky weekend

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 May 2015, 14:48, archived)

aw, thanks rich

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 10 May 2015, 14:47, archived)

:)

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 10 May 2015, 15:06, archived)

hello
im in the uk next week. is it cold?



also LOLORANGESEXPEST etc...
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 9 May 2015, 20:36, archived)

y

( H.B.Mupps, Sat 9 May 2015, 20:37, archived)

n

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2015, 20:39, archived)

it depends on the weather.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 9 May 2015, 20:48, archived)

^this

( H.B.Mupps, Sat 9 May 2015, 21:07, archived)

It's fucking boiling compared with here.
We had snow yesterday and this morning. The mountains look pretty covered in the shit but it's cold. Chances are that if you go to the UK you won't get snow at this time of year.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 9 May 2015, 22:20, archived)

where the frig are you?
I was up in the lakes last week, plenty of snow up on the mountains, lovely place
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 10 May 2015, 2:02, archived)

full of fucking coons mate
wouldn't bother if I were you.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 9 May 2015, 23:51, archived)

You European cunt

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 May 2015, 23:58, archived)

morning

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:44, archived)

Saturday thread.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:47, archived)

alright Tori Amos

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:47, archived)

comedy gold!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:47, archived)

AU get out of here!!!

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 9 May 2015, 15:57, archived)

Quack, get out of town

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:02, archived)

hi friend

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:05, archived)

CUNT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:18, archived)

You're not my friend

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:24, archived)

Let's all be friends!

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:34, archived)

No.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:36, archived)

NIGGER

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:39, archived)

You're a bad person

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:45, archived)

anagram of GINGER

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 9 May 2015, 23:50, archived)

Alright?
Did I miss much?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 May 2015, 8:15, archived)

as your new prime minister, I promise you something special
But let me get my cabinet in order first.

I'd definitely prefer to appoint mongychops as home secretary
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:55, archived)

mr.h

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:57, archived)

rich
How do you feel about being secretary of state for the arts?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:00, archived)

+ old f

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:03, archived)

:(

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:12, archived)

don't do that, you'll get wrinkles

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:16, archived)

lol strike winkles, hahaha

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:47, archived)

stroke winkies, rofl

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:49, archived)

Sounds good to me Sir.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:12, archived)

Fucking hell, it's all gone retro.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 May 2015, 19:55, archived)

'ow do

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:06, archived)

alright mr h

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:00, archived)

a candidate for transport secretary if ever I saw one

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:01, archived)

"secretary"?
Minister or GTFO
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:02, archived)

transport receptionist

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 9 May 2015, 8:08, archived)

Evening, PM

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 May 2015, 18:07, archived)

P D
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:09, archived)

That's Penfold, you dickhole.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:19, archived)

sorry
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:15, archived)

hail to the chief, now let's fuck some cunts shit up

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:15, archived)

e o

lololol
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:18, archived)

MODS1111111!!!!!!!!

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:51, archived)

horbs

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:23, archived)

get fucked

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:32, archived)

Sup

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:39, archived)

Has this been confirmed by the returning officer?
Is there time for a recount?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 18:43, archived)

congratulations prime minister horrible

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 19:04, archived)

alright mr lovely xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 May 2015, 19:14, archived)

^ spin-doctor

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 20:50, archived)

#occupy /talk

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 May 2015, 22:24, archived)

I don't think that'll ever catch on.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 22:41, archived)

yeah, and just how much is mr. h paying you per post?
i suspect astroturfing
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 May 2015, 23:53, archived)

i only voted for you because you hadn't turned up, i hoped this would be your continuing policy.

( Zuowan, Sat 9 May 2015, 5:47, archived)

Now this guy understands proportional representation

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 May 2015, 8:04, archived)

Ed Balls thread

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:51, archived)

fuck off you unfunny cock

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:56, archived)

Ed Balls.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:05, archived)

Oh hahahahahahahaha

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:07, archived)

haha this is funnier than talk like a pirate day

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:32, archived)

but i can't speak somalian....oh hahahahahahahaha

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:35, archived)

mgt was right for once
b3ta.com/talk/7817646
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:49, archived)

she out did herself there, how she saw through the polling and went for the labour victory astounds

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:52, archived)

thread balls

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:27, archived)

go on

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:29, archived)

It was more of an instruction than anything

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:32, archived)

thread balls does sound like a daytime quiz show

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:34, archived)

"Each contestant must thread their balls into a link and the contestant with the most links
wins a chance to cash their balls in."
( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:34, archived)

I'm seeing Paul Ross hosting
and Jenny Powell as the glamourous assistant

And that's Thread Balls!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:35, archived)

if heads or tails can be a gameshow
anything fucking can
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:38, archived)

True enough
You know, my Mum doesn't understand Pointless. I tried explaining it, but she couldn't grasp the concept.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:40, archived)

concept shaft
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:40, archived)

disgusting

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:40, archived)

Here, what about this
In 1672 a group of angry Dutch merchants killed and ate their Prime Minister in revenge for him provoking war with the French.
Imagine that!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:46, archived)

prolly had a doobie afterwards and some pancakes

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:47, archived)

and shat in a windmill wearing clogsh

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:48, archived)

standard for those savages

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:49, archived)

that reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNigSp9zs-k
( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:53, archived)

I don't understand Pointless, either.
"Family Fortunes for smug people" doesn't do it justice, apparently.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:13, archived)

So would it be fair to call Family Fortunes "Pointless for Mouth Breathers"?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:26, archived)

I reckon Richard Osman could take Vernon Kaye, if it came to blows.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:36, archived)

bit gay

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:53, archived)

too close to call imo.
both have a long reach, kaye has dance experience which would aid him in balance and timing, osman probably has a wealth of anatomical knowledge and a more sadistic streak.

If it goes to the mat then osman has the advantage but if kaye can stay on his feet and dip in and out with kicks and punches then he could probably wear osman down quite quickly.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 8 May 2015, 17:01, archived)

dreadballs

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:32, archived)

Ed Bawls more like! Haha, get it? Because he probably very sad right now! Lol

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:30, archived)

ed fannybaws

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:32, archived)

fuck off you unfunny cock

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:35, archived)

lol

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:36, archived)

To be fair, it's terribly difficult to tell what's funny these days
According to /links, there aren't ANY good tv shows, movies, bands, anything!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:38, archived)

I have to admit
reading their arguments about stuff is gold
( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:41, archived)

It seems to be a common misconception that just because something's popular, it must be rubbish

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:43, archived)

yeah
I mean just look at strictly come dancing
( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:56, archived)

I don't like that show
but is it rubbish? The millions of people who watch it would disagree
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:26, archived)

i like looking at the tits and fannys

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:30, archived)

Like the Conservative Party?
A ha ha ha, satire!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:14, archived)

Oh! very good!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 16:27, archived)

14W GSTQ NFSE

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:47, archived)

worst lonely hearts ad ever

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:51, archived)

I do wonder how /talkers would describe themselves, Lonely Hearts-style
Of course, "GSOH" doesn't apply here.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:07, archived)

someone i work with, disappointed with the election result, has just said;
'i was supposed to be going to an orgy tonight but now i don't really feel like it'
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:17, archived)

???
more like a torygy! lol
cheers
( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:22, archived)

I know. It's one thing to see Penny Mordaunt taking one in the vag and one in the shitter
but you know she's just going to be so smug about it.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:22, archived)

Would you rather be in the front porch or the back yard?
If the answer's both, which would you do first?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:39, archived)

I'd blatantly do anal first
That way the shit around my helmet will help pad out her cavernous vagine, so that I can still feel something in round 2.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:41, archived)

:O

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:42, archived)

Maybe he's an ancient Roman

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:39, archived)

nah, he's just a big ol' pervert

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:02, archived)

nothing wrong in that

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:08, archived)

never said there was, mang

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:37, archived)

a man after my own heart
or penis, by the sound of it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:09, archived)

Maybe he was hoping to fuck Nick Clegg
but it's not worth it now that the whole country's fucked him already.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 14:40, archived)

white is right
_{bread, of course}
( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:56, archived)

I got 8 out of 10 on the BBC News Magazine's Election Quiz.
Given that it was all ephemeral bullshit, I am less then pleased about this.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:40, archived)

Government is just a social construct anyway

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:41, archived)

wasn't eligible to take part

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:59, archived)

This website isn't suitable for under 18s.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:18, archived)

I got 8 out of 10 in an erection quiz
The revision was murder
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:00, archived)

You could just pay the prostitutes,
you don't have to kill them.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:19, archived)

where's the fun in that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:27, archived)

It's only murder if you don't eat them afterwards

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:28, archived)

although taking the impure seed of men night and day
can't be a worthwhile career, so kill them
( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:29, archived)

they are still somebodies son

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:37, archived)

true
prolly have their own sons and daughters as well
( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:40, archived)

love and laughter, tears of sadness and happiness

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:45, archived)

phwoar!

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 13:26, archived)

newsletter subject line compo

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:27, archived)

hitler

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:29, archived)

ooh I hope it's something topical about the election or summat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:29, archived)

he can't eat a bacon sandwich haha yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:34, archived)

Hump my stump to a bloody lump

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:31, archived)

#Error1011RayID:1e2339a68ef00616•2015-05-0608:13:1

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:32, archived)

+ 4PM

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:33, archived)

Why, what happens then?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:34, archived)

I smash your face into a car windscreen then continue about my internet hardman business

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:36, archived)

I always knew it would end that way.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:37, archived)

^ the only choice

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:34, archived)

¯\(º_o)/¯

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:36, archived)

Now we can send all the povs back to poundland.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:37, archived)

all the people moaning about another conservative government seem to of been able to afford tattoo's and facial piercings, funny that

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:40, archived)

of have
Christ on a bike, mongy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:41, archived)

typical elitist left winger

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:43, archived)

Yeah, I don't begrudge them their microwave chips and meerkat ornaments that my taxes paid for but they could at least be a bit more gracious in defeat.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:49, archived)

"More laughs than a Thanet South vote count"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:43, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7817736
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:53, archived)

Your vote isn't valid until you post about it on Facebook

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:53, archived)

this party thought they were going to win...you won't believe what happened next!

( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 15:47, archived)

pricks
alt: wankers
( Zuowan, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:49, archived)

cheers

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:50, archived)

cheers

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:55, archived)

here i am stuck in the middle with you

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:52, archived)

fuck everything

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:59, archived)

not EVERYTHING, surely?
everyONE, perhaps
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:02, archived)

disgusting

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:03, archived)

Here's the thing
I didn't vote for Mr Horrible, nor did several people. But the majority DID. We have to live with that, what with this being a democracy and all that. We either have to give him the benefit of the doubt that he will do his best by us, protest his appointment to the point that a re-election can occur, or leave and join another forum.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:04, archived)

I wonder where Mr Horrible stands on creative swearing?

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:08, archived)

My guess is he's probably for it

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:11, archived)

what a canker! lol

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:12, archived)

hahaha that works on two levels

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:14, archived)

No they didn't.
You forming a coalition with Frisbee would better represent the will of the board. Get Grrry on board, and it'd be unassailable.

Dear god, democracy is shit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:33, archived)

Like fuck I'm forming a coalition with any of those pricks
But mm's right; the majority did NOT vote for monster munch.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:35, archived)

I stand corrected and withdraw my point
Everyone should be forced to vote for the ruling party
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:48, archived)

as frisbee the prick has me on ignore how would this forum be improved by that idiot? he doesn't even see half of the posts

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:40, archived)

Although a Two Hats-Frisbee coalition does sound appealing, I feel it would go down as well as you'd probably expect

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:51, archived)

i.imgur.com/tFjYr55.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:30, archived)

why do you do these things?
You know I have bad dreams :(
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:47, archived)

that's alison brie. she's purty
and the more mouths the better, eh? eh?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:08, archived)

The way women gas on, FEWER mouths would be better hahahahaha

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:14, archived)

nag nag nag, eh fellas. hahaha

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:23, archived)

hahaha
birds eh?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:29, archived)

read the FAQ m8

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:41, archived)

^would

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:44, archived)

^have

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:46, archived)

=^..^=

( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:07, archived)

she should be a pundit, imagine how many opinions she could issue per minute of airtime

( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:55, archived)

It worked for Gene Simmons

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:02, archived)

It's slightly easier to do when you have an eel on steroids for a tongue.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:04, archived)

come on m8, don't be like that
it's a world full of possibilities and dreams
( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:07, archived)

it sure is, I might have a beer to celebrate the wonderful world

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:19, archived)

at least it was broadsword who won
www.b3ta.com/talk/7816381
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:28, archived)

awww Dearest B won, he is always a winner to me, sod the beer i might buy a new watch, today just gets better

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:31, archived)

can you get me a new telly?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:33, archived)

what's wrong with your current telly?

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:46, archived)

it's starting to get screen burn. if i leave the ps4 menu on screen for too long, i get fuzzy white boxes
also, it's only 32"!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:06, archived)

there's a lot a man can do with 32 inches! lol

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:08, archived)

lol
cheers
( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:08, archived)

lol indeed, sir. lol indeed

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:08, archived)

I want to get a new tv soon
we must be twins or summat
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:15, archived)

yours is a fucking massive 3d one though!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:24, archived)

Meh, I never use the 3D
And it's not that massive. Also, 4OD doesn't work on it anymore.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:29, archived)

hope Cameron fixes it

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:40, archived)

Wasted vote if he doesn't

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:43, archived)

he is bound to, it's why i voted for him

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:44, archived)

not yet he hasn't
it's still MEATSNAKE at the moment
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:36, archived)

false

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:06, archived)

Tories still need one more seat for a majority
325 at the moment.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:34, archived)

it still won't stop people whinging on about it even with a majority , labour lost very badly, get over it

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:51, archived)

I'm more upset for Thanet
Poor Nige, missed opportunity there.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:14, archived)

he could of ruled dreamland

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:24, archived)

Thanet always has my sympathy.
Nothing to do with Farage, everything to do with it being Thanet.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:24, archived)

Forgone conclusion, by this point.
Be smart to wait before declaring outright victory, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:51, archived)

uh-oh, spaghetti-o's
broadsword's done it.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:44, archived)

I'd 'this' this if I could summon the effort

( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:53, archived)

hey vlad, i feel like i did you a terrible disservice
i didn't see that you'd requested to be part of the b3ta election until it was too late. you could have probably stormed it
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:07, archived)

the fruity demographic lost out

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:10, archived)

obviously I will be resigning immediately as the fault for my failure to be elected lies entirely with myself

( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:13, archived)

hope there's no sour grapes

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:13, archived)

I was pipped to the post

( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:16, archived)

Phwoar!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:17, archived)

fruity

( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:18, archived)

just saving mongy some effort here

( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:19, archived)

you're a good man, Vlad
too good for here, that's for sure
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:31, archived)

ha don't worry manolith :)
I'd like to thank you as my election agent for your excellent efforts in any case
( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:12, archived)

wow, sue cameron a telegraph columnist just quoted some clan cameron motto...
"Sons Of The Hounds, Come Hither And Get Flesh"
bloody hell...5 years of shaun of the dead to look forward to...
( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:28, archived)

fucking hell
He's not bloody Braveheart
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:30, archived)

more of a feasting on the flesh of the vulnerable type

( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 11:33, archived)

oh god now john redwood is on the telly with a chilling smirk before he begins to speak
it's like a horror film...all of the long ago monsters that used to live under the bed are coming back to life and bestriding the land
( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 12:09, archived)

Yay! It's a glorious day for wealthy home owners with no basic empathy!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:27, archived)

on the downside, Katie Hopkins is staying

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:28, archived)

she has no effect on my life as I don't read lowbrow newspapers and anybody who whimpers about her on social media gets blocked

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:30, archived)

fair enough

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:32, archived)

i feel sorry for her, she was young when she married tom cruise and copped a lot of flack over that relationship, and looking a current photos her mouth has started to droop on one side, i think she's had a stroke
celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/katie-holmes-photoshoot-new-york-february-2014_1.jpg
( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:53, archived)

Apparently Charlotte Church is furious

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:34, archived)

hooray , make mine a double

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:35, archived)

bottoms up
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:49, archived)

such luxury

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:03, archived)

I hold mine upside down when I eat them
because fuck the system
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:09, archived)

I hope we go to war with another country soon

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:36, archived)

over 70 years since we had a proper fucking tear up, this county has gone soft

( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:38, archived)

exactly
we need to show these pricks who's got the minerals
( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:39, archived)

there's not really been a good attempt at genocide since the 90s
I reckon britain could still be pretty great at that
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:41, archived)

I voted for mr horrible

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:40, archived)

I wasn't expecting as many votes as I got
I'm a bit disappointed tbh.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:43, archived)

I've never felt so popular

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:48, archived)

has that constituency declared yet?
I heard they were lazy and shit at counting
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:43, archived)

I think it's pronounced 'Farage'

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:50, archived)

lol
I think we can safely say that the country got the outcome it deserved.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:45, archived)

Still waiting for Thanet South though
that'll determine just how cuntlike my old schoolmates are.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:48, archived)

Somewhere around 45% of the electorate chose Tory or UKIP.
How do I renounce my status as an Englishman?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:48, archived)

Fuck off back to your own country

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:49, archived)

That's the trouble, I view most other countries as uninhabitable shit-holes.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:51, archived)

Thinly veiled racism and xenophobia is the basis of this great nation
Do you want to be a Frenchie or something?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:50, archived)

The French would probably take a day off after this shit, maybe blockade a port, or something.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:53, archived)

thinly veiled?????
static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2013/10/15/1381841814778/Maurice-Mcleod-008.jpg
( mongychops, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:54, archived)

Those net curtains are quite obviously a thin veil

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:56, archived)

Sad day for workshy scroungers.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:01, archived)

Don't worry, once the health service is completely privatised, you won't have to deal with poor, sick people anymore.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:04, archived)

I'm sure I'll still get to see sick people, but it would be nice to not to have to deal with the endless requests for prescriptions for cheap and readily avaible over the counter medications like paracetamol,
letters for the council asking for bigger houses, sick notes for people who claim to be depressed because their dog is poorly and other endless shite that makes me hate the public and this shitty system that encourages and rewards that sort of behaviour.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:34, archived)

Can't you refer the "depressed" people on to an appropriate consultant?
If they're faking it, they'd probably give up at that point.
Failing that, secretly film everything and sell it to Channel 4, it'd be the ideal companion piece to Benefits Street.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:38, archived)

No, psychiatric services are almost non-existent. If that wasn't the case though, referring every 'depressed' person would be a good way of rapidly bankrupting the NHS.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:50, archived)

Someone ought to do something about this situation.
Doubt it'll be our new government, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:19, archived)

You mean the royal family?
Five more years of shit for everyone who isn't rich and white. That you think this is a good thing makes you a horrible person.
( Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 9 May 2015, 16:32, archived)

You think it would be better if we just dumped all the shitness onto our children instead like the previous generation?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2015, 12:21, archived)

Fuck that noise, I came 2nd!

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:15, archived)

Is it over, yet?
I'm not looking forward to horrible's reign of terror.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:17, archived)

I am
shit is going to get fucked up
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:19, archived)

Are you still planning to run your dictatorship?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:22, archived)

manolith is still our constitutional head of state.
I'm sure he will protect us from the worst of it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:26, archived)

He'll still do as rubbish a job as a real head of state

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:37, archived)

Well if you want to get ahead, get a haircut
that's what I always say
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:49, archived)

I'm actually getting a haircut at lunchtime
Got a photo shoot tonight, apparently
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:52, archived)

It's already in action
you're a prick
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:30, archived)

Same as the old boss....

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:31, archived)

we're fucking doomed

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 8 May 2015, 5:05, archived)

this
:-(
:-(
:-(
:-(
:-(
( vladimir, Fri 8 May 2015, 5:06, archived)

it's not looking good, is it?
still not convinced it's going to be quite as bad as the exit polls, there has been so far a swing towards Labour in England but it doesn't seem to be making much difference in terms of seats.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 5:44, archived)

200 seats to call
and it's Con 185:183 Lab
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 5:55, archived)

doomed i say

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 8 May 2015, 5:59, archived)

hmm the BBC are forecasting 325 for them now,
not sure how they work that out, it would be nice if their little map would tell you the 2010 results for undeclared seats.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 6:01, archived)

hark at comical ali here
we're fucked, mgt. fucked.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 8 May 2015, 6:06, archived)

fucking doomed.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 8 May 2015, 6:20, archived)

yeah, cons are pulling away now,
and apparently what's left is mostly safe seats for them
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 6:20, archived)

Labour just hit 200

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 6:27, archived)

the red prediction bar is nearly full, I would say there could be a pleasant surprise, but smart old blue he took the milky way

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:12, archived)

oh haha 'took the milk away', like thatcher!!!!!!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:12, archived)

This election shows just how broken the First Past The Post system is.
How does one party get 7,000,000 votes and 200+ seats, and another party get 3,000,000 and only one seat?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 6:49, archived)

because we don't vote for parties,
we vote for representatives.

Except in practice we vote for representatives of parties.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 6:56, archived)

You vote for representatives in Poland too
but since they're in a party, they get elected based on their position on a list. So you still dish out the votes fairly.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:06, archived)

Oh fucking hell.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 May 2015, 7:40, archived)

SCOATLAAAAND

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:28, archived)

so by 2020 its scotland out of the uk and england out of the eu

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:41, archived)

well.
we'll see. i don't expect another referendum in this parliament in any case, but as i said down there i think this exit poll is bollocks.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:44, archived)

the exit poll appears to be right so far

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:45, archived)

far right

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:45, archived)

there's been hardly any change of hands so far,
apart from Labour to SNP.

They only polled 140 polling stations, there are a lot of assumptions involved in getting a prediction out of it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:46, archived)

dat tory swing doe

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:47, archived)

only in Tory constituencies,
and it's mostly from Lib Dem, it appears that Lib Dem voters in non-Lib Dem seats are going over to whoever holds the seat, how that will play out in marginals has yet to be seen. In Sunderland we saw a swing towards Labour.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:50, archived)

look its gonna be a tory majority, the leftards have to get over themselves and accept
that the rest of us hardworking silent majorities are fed up of the politically correct coalition
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:51, archived)

even the exit poll isn't predicting a Tory majority

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:52, archived)

polls cant predict everything you know

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:53, archived)

true,
true
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:55, archived)

why hasnt farages one been anounced yet?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:00, archived)

another labour gain!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:01, archived)

UKIP seem to be the main beneficiaries,
not in terms of seats but certainly in terms of votes.

LibDems are getting trounced.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:04, archived)

greens doing real good
fucking hippies
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:08, archived)

all they care about
is the grass roots
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 8 May 2015, 3:34, archived)

C4 seems to have totally bought into the exit poll results
and why is that arsehole louise mensch being given airtime
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 8 May 2015, 3:33, archived)

everybody seems to have,
even though they're totally the outlier statistically. I can kind of see what's happened, they've extrapolated everything from the Lib Dem meltdown, it's all such a weird situation the usual methods don't work, and it's highly sensitive on exactly which polling stations they actually polled.

The radio commentary seems to have stopped going on about how the exit polls were being confirmed, though. The lack of net seat movement between Con/Lab so far seems to be contradicting it. But still too early to say.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:36, archived)

kind of odd though that they're rushing to say milliband will be standing down in the morning
it's only halfway through the counting
do these people expect to get a job commentating on politics ever again?!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 8 May 2015, 3:41, archived)

dunno,
all of tomorrow's newspapers are saying it as well.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:43, archived)

i mean it's going to look silly printing the results of the exit poll,
after the actual result is known.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 3:50, archived)

dying media
some said 'based on exit polls' others like the sun acted as expected
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 8 May 2015, 3:54, archived)

Vote bumholes
You know it makes sense.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:29, archived)

I was hoping people to vote for me
But bumholes DOES make a lot more sense
( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:33, archived)

yeah fair enough
vote bumholes!
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:36, archived)

3 nil to labour so far, conservatives need to work on their defense.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:35, archived)

i'm going to vote for my favourite m&m on facebook
at least my vote will count for something there
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:52, archived)

you win, horro
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/25727

congrats, you're the new /talk pm
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:04, archived)

instant mod status

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:06, archived)

i predict this will be the last fptp election on /talk

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:36, archived)

bit odd that i wasn't a candidate

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2015, 0:52, archived)

I was expecting the most popular talk member Dave trouser to win.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:14, archived)

i don't even own a popularity

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:20, archived)

No, he failed to win an overall majority. Now two hats and Frisbee can form a coalition.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:51, archived)

nah, fuck that

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:00, archived)

Congratulations, Mr Prime Minister.
Now fucking permaban Spanishnonce.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 May 2015, 0:45, archived)

they haven't even finished counting
yet here are 'tomorrows' headlines: imgur.com/a/MqdQp
when were these prepared?
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:02, archived)

It does say Exit Polls though
Just saying. I will fuck off again now
( Frogbeat, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:05, archived)

lol, some guy from my year at med school is the conservative candidate for edgbaston

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:01, archived)

Christ, the exit poll says he might actually win

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:05, archived)

i think the exit poll is bollocks to be honest

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2015, 2:28, archived)

there's still time to elect frisbee
vote frisbee!
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:18, archived)