I fucking hate filling out forms
Life never gets any easier
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 23:56, archived)

The average UK resident spends 6 years of their life filling out forms and 13 years on hold listening to an HMRC recording telling them they can do most things easier online
probably
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Aug 2016, 0:02, archived)

Juicer time then

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 17:43, archived)

All that juice - you and mongy must be super healthy.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 17:48, archived)

Lots of sugar in juice, both diabetic now

( mongychops, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 17:48, archived)

Way ahead of you , need a shit tho

( mongychops, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 17:49, archived)

I'd nip home, I can't be shitting in pub toilets

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 18:37, archived)

wetty

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 18:45, archived)

Could well a juicer right now

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 18:34, archived)

I'm enjoying the sensation of being respectably juiced up from the comfort of my own home.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 18:56, archived)

yesss
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 23:17, archived)

Wonderful enthusiasm, clearly going to be a great asset to this online community

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 23:53, archived)

Goodnight sweet prince

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2016, 4:10, archived)

And like that, poof. He's gone.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Aug 2016, 7:37, archived)

Visiting an event called the Eisteddfod today, this year at Abergavenny
Reminds me of county fairs as a kid, but all in Welsh and 4 times as big.

When's the last time you were at an event which you didn't know the language anything was in.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 13:33, archived)

sometimes I understand a Polish speaker with perfect clarity
other times I have no clue of a single word they've said, as if they switched to Russian or Finnish or something. So I've had plenty of meetings where one bloke's nattered on and I have no idea what his problem is.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 13:35, archived)

Think that's why I'm so comfortable here
Have a lot of meetings with international clients who always have to break off to talk in their language, and you just sit there, staring, looking around the room.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 13:38, archived)

Attempting to negotiate the return of my best man to the hotel, whilst on my stag do in Munich.
I speak very little German, and the cabbie was a Turkish immigrant, so we had to make do with gestures, road names and me thrusting a wad of Euros at him.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 13:40, archived)

a wad of Euros
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 13:42, archived)

Any management meeting that uses business speak
Although if you mean proper other languages sort of stuff I guess Sziget festival; try as I might I couldn't learn any Hungarian while out there
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 13:41, archived)

I went to Manchester once, didn't understand a word

( mongychops, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 13:46, archived)

I've lived in Manchester for 10 years and I know exactly what you mean

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 14:03, archived)

There's been a Tarkovsky season at the local cinema.
The English subs don't add much.

I don't really know enough about Russian to know if it's really hard to translate, so comes across incredibly formal and clunky or if that's the way it was to begin with.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 13:52, archived)

Slavic languages are very formal and clunky
You know how French uses "vous" instead of "tu" to appear polite? Polish, Russian etc have a whole other system on top of that to pay appropriate respect.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 13:56, archived)

Yet French things are translated into English really well. Presumably because there are more people who can speak both languages fluently.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 14:02, archived)

Because English is a bastard language of every historical language from Western Europe
All I know about the Russian language is from the poor translation of Pathologic. Apparently it's translated near enough straight from Russian to English with no localization or conext, hence everyone in it speaks with very stilted and disconnected dialogue, although it's also quite poetic and, for want of a word, "prosey" formal
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 14:11, archived)

What you've described is how the subtitles in Tarkovsky's films are.
As you say it can be poetic and prosey as well. I dunno, it's like the linguistic equivalent of building something nice but not sanding the edges.

By contrast I've read a couple of books by a Ukranian author and they're quite colloquial and easy to follow. I think this is more to do with the individual translator than the differences between the two languages.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 14:16, archived)

I get bored easily in meetings and presentations
so I never know what is said or care
( $$ ✅, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 14:40, archived)

I find it's good to get something poignant in early and then drift off until the summary.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 14:44, archived)

My sister's wedding
she married a Scotch bloke
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 14:41, archived)

bloke whisky
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 14:47, archived)

whisky pancake
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 16:02, archived)

Cheeky bawbag

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2016, 15:36, archived)

🏆 bottom get trophy
( $$ ✅, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 15:43, archived)

I bet that's made your friday

( mongychops, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 16:18, archived)

My school did Eisteddfods. I never really did work out why.
Especially considering it was a state-secondary.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 16:49, archived)

What's your specialist subject on Mastermind?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:27, archived)

The Jewish Question.
Which is: Why can't The LOVELY Gonzy get anyone to hold his hand while watching Hollyoaks and eating Chinese food?

'Ning The LOVELY Grrry. 'Ning The LOVELY /talkers. 'Ning the rest of you.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:31, archived)

alright stuj
gonz is dead to us now that no more pringles tubes will ever be shat in
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:33, archived)

alright stuj
didn't know you were on reddit
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:36, archived)

I don't...I...wait...
what?

wait, how the fuck did you find that subreddit?
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:54, archived)

a link from the 'always sunny' reddit

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:56, archived)

I'm not on Mastermind, and I've no intent to ever be on Mastermind.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:33, archived)

Carnivorous plants

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:36, archived)

l
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:29, archived)

probably the first 20 or so seasons of the simpsons

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:38, archived)

We're usually dead good at that, but a pub quiz stumped us all with 'what's the name of Moe's cat?'

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:47, archived)

snookums?

( $$ ✅, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:50, archived)

That's Mr Snookums to you.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:54, archived)

i considered googling to make myself appear more smarter
but no, i didn't know that
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:57, archived)

Once they read it out it suddenly became obvious. We could even say the episode (where homer's on the sub) that it came from.
Weird eh?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:58, archived)

yeah, i guess there are thousands of details like that
i probably know more of them than is healthy though
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:06, archived)

How many Krusy Sideshow sidekicks has there been, and what were their names.

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:06, archived)

off the top of my head
bob, mel, luke perry and... rakeem? there may be one or two more
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:09, archived)

5
Raheem and there was a bearded lady one I've forgotten the name of.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:15, archived)

ah yes, i was getting the name mixed up with akeem
was the bearded lady a 'sideshow' then? i thought she was one of the more generic assistants like corporal punishment or mr teeny
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:31, archived)

My Mastermind subject would be on the TV Series Mastermind

( $$ ✅, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:42, archived)

what was the name of the taxi driver who won Mastermind?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:45, archived)

Travis Bickle

( $$ ✅, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:47, archived)

Fred howsgo or saink, went on to do the 6 o'clock show with aspell and baker

( mongychops, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:56, archived)

close enough, you win the point

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 13:15, archived)

mandingo

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:51, archived)

media.giphy.com/media/4A49DBPhSYRTW/giphy.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:47, archived)

But his head is being crushed, not blown up.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:50, archived)

when the head is crushed; the mind, she blows

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:57, archived)

Video games obvs
Or maybe Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams, as I've read more of their books than is deemed acceptable
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:55, archived)

why is that obvs?
Is that something you like then?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:56, archived)

I've been known to dabble

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:57, archived)

a ri
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:57, archived)

all videogames?
that's a pretty big umbrella.
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:03, archived)

Suppose I'd have to narrow it down
let's say the 1990s, 16 - 32 bit era
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:10, archived)

nice

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:33, archived)

Best era in gaming - advanced enough to let developers play about more, still restricted enough to keep them within certain limits
Then the 3D boom happened and "cinematic experiences" became more important.
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:36, archived)

it was a golden age for platformers and scrolling beat 'em ups. two of my favourite genres

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:44, archived)

Golden Axe or Streets of Rage?

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:47, archived)

i prefer the latter but enjoyed both

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:57, archived)

Streets Of Rage 2.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:02, archived)

Pacland

( mongychops, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:04, archived)

Both wrong
the correct answer was Final Fight
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:04, archived)

Only ever played that at the arcade.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:09, archived)

'member in the 2000's where they all discovered lens flare?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:51, archived)

'member when Halo ruined first person shooters forever by making the "only 2 weapons, regenerating health" game mechanics popular?

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:56, archived)

I really didn't rate halo.
I'd been playing fps on pc's for years at that point and I just found it very hard to aim at anything.

I'm quite interested in no mans sky. It'd probably cost the same to get a decent graphics card to play it and some ram as a console. But to be honest I don't think I can face up to the utter boredom involved in researching what constitutes good hardware these days, so I might just get a ps4 to skip it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:01, archived)

I gave up on fps games when Quake came out - partly because my PC could barely run it, but also because I couldn't get the knack of aiming with the mouse.
Consequently, I've always played using a joypad, where possible. I got killed a lot when playing Nexuiz. Portal, on the other hand, was quite forgiving.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:06, archived)

No Man's Sky looks interesting, as long as there's, you know, stuff to do on it and it isn't just a walk em up with procedural elements
As for building a PC just ask these guys. To be fair it's pretty simple now, and pretty much any hardware you buy will be a significant upgrade unless you've been upgrading regularly
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:08, archived)

I know how to build a computer.
I just have no idea about current components as I've not bothered to keep up and I'm not sure I'm willing to spend time researching.

I've got an okish quad-core processor that I did about 4 years ago or something. It'd need a graphics card, more ram and probably an ssd.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:10, archived)

www.vgcats.com/comics/images/070119.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:57, archived)

Wow
Scott Ramsoomair's art quality has come a loooong way
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:02, archived)

These aren't very good.
In fact they're almost as shit as penny arcade.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:06, archived)

yup agreed
I like his drawing style though. When it comes to writing I'm more into stuff like Dinosaur Comics, SMBC and xkcd, as it makes me appear a bit intelligent when I'm actually a complete idiot who still reads comics in my 30s
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:10, archived)

It looks like pretty generic webcoming stuff here. Anthropomorphism of animals, bits stolen straight from the oatmeal, etc, etc.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:15, archived)

Standard generic video game commentary comic series #16498468
I used to like 8 Bit Theater back in the day, for it's good writing and the fact that, although drawn out ridiculously, it follows the plot of FF1 pretty closely while parodying and lampshading pretty much everything about it. Plus the writer actually managed to wrap it all up and finish it instead of going on and on into obscurity
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:28, archived)

Which comic had the cumsprites?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:40, archived)

Oglaf?

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:44, archived)

that's the one

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:57, archived)

well he's been at it a long time
i think the only big webcomic art that hasn't improved much is dinosaur comics
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:11, archived)

I've not had a proper dinner since Sunday and now I feel quite unusual.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:57, archived)

i'm not sure how many questions they could get out of that

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:07, archived)

And that's how you win.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:13, archived)

American sitcoms '95-'99
Who am I kidding, the London Underground :(
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:00, archived)

which is the only london underground station that has no letters in common with the word mackerel?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:06, archived)

St Johns Wood
Next!
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:14, archived)

that was my favourite fact when i was growing up
only stop with 6 consecutive consonants?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:34, archived)

Can think of Aldwych
But swear there is another one
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:59, archived)

Space Trek

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:08, archived)

Complete the title of this episode from Space Trek: The Next Crew
The Outtrageous...hwhat?
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 11:16, archived)

Not that one
the other Space Trek.
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:32, archived)

Who is Luc Starrunner's Uncle?

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:37, archived)

Me hopefully

( mongychops, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 12:01, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 7:02, archived)

Morning Grrry

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 7:21, archived)

alright HB
you good?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 7:22, archived)

Aye not too bad
Sticking it to the man / nan as per
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 8:36, archived)

I admit, this morning thread is much better than mine

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 7:31, archived)

You went a bit fancy, sometimes a nice neat old fashioned morning thread is all we need

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Aug 2016, 7:41, archived)

simplicity is key here
and I'm as simple as it gets
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 8:07, archived)

Yours was really delightful though, a rare treat

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 8:54, archived)

Morn
ing

Grrrrrrrr <sup>mach ine

How are you???</sup>
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Aug 2016, 7:43, archived)

htmltastic

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 8:07, archived)

s g
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 8:35, archived)

No Polski please.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 9:33, archived)

I've already replied in one morning thread.
I don't see why I should dignify another.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 8:40, archived)

That last one was the crunchy layer, this one's the chewy nougat
ignore both if you wish
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 8:50, archived)

You disgust me.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 8:55, archived)

clickin' dis

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 9:00, archived)

*grunts* morn'n

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 8:46, archived)

r
nt ff
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 8:50, archived)

if i could guff the word 'morning'
do you think i'd be wasting my time here with you lot
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 9:12, archived)

desu

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 8:55, archived)

is this some hentai weeaboo bullshit us normal people don't understand?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 8:56, archived)

He wants to be your senpai or some other bollocks like that
just bow and move on
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 8:59, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2604369
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 9:32, archived)

Saved

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 9:41, archived)

xenu

( mongychops, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 9:00, archived)

Licille

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 9:04, archived)

desu lynam
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:08, archived)

Ahoy hoy
You funny bumpoops
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 9:07, archived)

I resent that
none of us are funny
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 9:18, archived)

you look funny

( mongychops, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 9:25, archived)

you smell funny

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 9:32, archived)

bumpoops

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 9:36, archived)

Classic b3ta
You guys.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 9:41, archived)

Hilarious Bumpoop

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 10:02, archived)

morning
wish you all a nice day, eat healthy, have sex, say yes to your kids when they want something, have some guffs and #420blazexit
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 6:05, archived)

How lovely.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Aug 2016, 6:58, archived)

Was Hitler really all that bad?

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 19:00, archived)

Yeah he liked dogs

( mongychops, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 19:05, archived)

That dirty dog loving fucker

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 19:07, archived)

There is no conclusive evidence that Hitler was ever a b3ta Mod.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Aug 2016, 21:25, archived)

We ended up not hiring a nanny today because she insisted she would need to take the baby home so she could look after her dog and we didn't want our baby getting its face bitten off.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 22:17, archived)

Bit weird wanting to abduct and sell a kid on her first day, you'd think she'd leave it a little while, build up confidence and wait til you drop your guard

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 22:27, archived)

I'll fit it with a tracking device

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 22:28, archived)

Do several, that way you can trace where all the various parts end up

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 22:42, archived)

dunno mate

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 19:12, archived)

I would like to take this opportunity
To thank you for your contribution to this discussion ;)
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 20:22, archived)

He certainly had goals and self belief

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 19:18, archived)

That time he donned that mechsuit, with Gatling guns for hands.
I mean, we all like a bit of cosplay, but I was glad that I shot him dead.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 19:20, archived)

I'd like to go on record that I don't like any cosplay , thx

( mongychops, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 19:22, archived)

Liar.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7971780
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 20:08, archived)

I didn't catch one.

( mongychops, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 20:33, archived)

wait. Is he the one that made the trains run on time?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 19:21, archived)

Exactly
People always focus on the negative aspects of nazis! We all need to get places on time!
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 19:30, archived)

Anything to expedite your journey to the death camps, I suppose.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 20:10, archived)

or 'pontins' as they will insist on calling it now

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 20:26, archived)

he was well into the gay scene

( $$ ✅, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 19:50, archived)

We all were back then

( mongychops, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 20:04, archived)

Ahhh the 40s
*reminices*
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 20:23, archived)

Back before AIDS we were all young and carefree

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 21:47, archived)

I dunno what you mean.
Why would you suggest Hitler was bad?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Aug 2016, 21:24, archived)

he probably should have wound his neck in a bit

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 21:29, archived)

Pretty sure all that stuff was grossly exaggerated by the press but they didn't have the same libel laws in those days.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 22:30, archived)

I finished watching Marco Polo yesterday; it was good, 8/10
What other good TV series are there from this decade?
/planearm
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 11:38, archived)

Anal Sluts 4

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 11:41, archived)

Good call.
Your nan's quadruple-penetration scene is particularly memorable.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 13:36, archived)

Also a brilliant Fall track.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 13:37, archived)

I'm looking forward to the final series of Person Of Interest, but am worried it'll be hurriedly concluded, like Jericho was.
Gotham is a bit of a giggle.
I never finished watching Justified, but that was rather good, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 11:42, archived)

Hitler

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 11:43, archived)

Keeping Up With The Hitlers
Eva's racy calendar shoot raises a few eyebrows, and Blondi picks an inopportune moment to relieve herself on the carpet. Adolf continues to be frustrated with his home automation system.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 11:47, archived)

"Ven Eva told me der fotographer voz ein juden, I voz like 'Oh mein gott'"

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 11:53, archived)

Difficult People
Julie Klausner and Billy Eichner playing the worst people ever. You'll need to use the inernet to find it as it isn't on in the UK at the moment.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 11:49, archived)

that appears to encapsulate everything I despise about American comedy
it just needs Larry David shouting at a person for doing people things to make it complete.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 11:51, archived)

It is aniti-hero comedy, total backlash against the standard sitcom format, started with Seinfeld and now we are here.
Do yourself a favour and ignore You're The Worst, you will not like that either.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 11:54, archived)

Everything is shit and rubbish.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:00, archived)

^
v
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:02, archived)

Apart from this
b3ta.com/talk/7781670
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:13, archived)

Polo is superb eh?
Vikings is also fantastic. I'm also keen on Chef's Table because I am a nommy food wanker.
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 11:54, archived)

Spiral, A Very Secret Service, and Deutchland 83 have all been keeping me interested of late.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 11:54, archived)

With Deutchland 83
Does episode 3 get past the whole "I have nearly got found out by a different person" or is that the flavour of each episode?
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 11:57, archived)

It's a running theme, you know, what with him being an eastern german spy impersonating a west-german soldier and all.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 11:59, archived)

Yes, but there are bits in the Americans where it isn't being jammed down your throat every second
Light and shade innit.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:05, archived)

No but it jams sentimental family bullshit and the notion that america was right all along instead.
D83 doesn't really strive to paint anyone in a good light.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:09, archived)

Hey, I'd watch it all
But the mrs is a pain in the arse like this and thus it is on the backburner.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:12, archived)

I just didn't really get on with the americans at all. The plot of the wife getting angsty about her kids growing up american annoyed me.
Plus D83 has some genuinely interesting set design and stuff from places and times in the world i've never seen.

I'm kind of accustomed to identikit us suburbia.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:14, archived)

And the soundtrack of D83 is great

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:16, archived)

Yes, and that.
A Very Secret Service is really good as well. That's a silly french cold-war comedy with very good set design.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:17, archived)

That is already on the list
Will get to it.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:23, archived)

Spotless looks alright as well. Not watched it yet though.
Apparently the French have dropped the idea that good stories are exclusively for film.

For a long time they looked down on it, a lot.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:30, archived)

Just started watching Containment on E4 which seems quite good.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:02, archived)

Whats that about then

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:13, archived)

Tenko

( mongychops, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:06, archived)

Attack on Titan

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:28, archived)

That started off really well, then got very boring, very quickly.
Could easily have been cut down to half a dozen episodes.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:31, archived)

Like most anime really
Cowboy Bebop and Berserk are top, but obviously too old for this (although they're making a new series of Berserk)
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:33, archived)

I liked Cowboy bebop when I watched it as a teenager.
I think there was supposed to be a live-action film of it or something wasn't there?
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:35, archived)

Me and a mate watched through it again recently, still has one of the best soundtracks for an anime series and the art style still holds up
First I've heard about a live action one though
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:41, archived)

I liked it so much I bought the DVD's.
I shouldn't have bothered, because the subtitles were utterly incomprehensible.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:43, archived)

Having finished with Titan, Netflix recommended High School Of The Dead.
That had promise, until it went OTT on the perve elements.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:43, archived)

To be expected, if it's Japanese and set in a school you can guarantee perve elements

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:53, archived)

If it's japanese and available here, chances are it's aimed at people who watch hentai.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:54, archived)

I just wanted a nice story about zombies.
Think I'll overlook future anime suggestions from Netflix.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 13:13, archived)

Oh yeah. There aren't many shows about featuring zombies these days.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 13:19, archived)

Yeah, but it went way, way OTT, towards the end.
I expected the jiggling breasts and upskirts, but not the episode devoted to the female leads taking a bath together. Well creepy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 13:10, archived)

That's quite tame tbh
Isn't it common in Japan for people, especially families and close friends, to bath together?
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 13:46, archived)

There was a lot of breast rubbing.
I think the characters were supposed to be the right side of 16, but it added nothing to the plot.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 13:58, archived)

gilmore girls

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:38, archived)

you horrible, horrible troll

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:42, archived)

lorelai and luke broke up :(

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 12:52, archived)

Oh no

( mongychops, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 13:02, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 7:04, archived)

Morning beethreeter

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 7:20, archived)

Hail Hotfuck, dweller of these parts
dwel fond
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 7:29, archived)

*stands atop a mountain creating explosions for no apparent reason*

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 8:29, archived)

dw sm
r n
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:02, archived)

could have replaced the p with an f
but a good strikey-g nonetheless
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:13, archived)

it was ripe with possibilities

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:27, archived)

Not the only thing that's a bit ripe, eh?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:29, archived)

parp!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:29, archived)

urgh™

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 7:34, archived)

^patent troll for the neanderthal market

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 7:36, archived)

everybody sue the dinosaur

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 7:39, archived)

I've just listened to that for the first time
what a load of shit
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 7:53, archived)

see also: most things from the 80s and 90s that people remember fondly for no good reason

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 8:17, archived)

Additional reading - The Hipster Phenomena

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 8:30, archived)

I had that before it was published

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 8:46, archived)

vg

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:05, archived)

Everything. It's all shit and rubbish.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 8:57, archived)

shalom

( $$ ✅, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 8:01, archived)

shorry, it'sh not shkiing sheashon jusht yet

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 8:15, archived)

against all odds, they pulled it off

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:02, archived)

Better stick it back on before mum finds out

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:09, archived)

bit rude of grrrmo to reply to everyone except me, eh?
at least i still have you, itoak
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:30, archived)

I like the way each shortened version of my name is getting increasingly complicated and unwieldy
You will always have me, that's the bonus of being your stalker, like.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:40, archived)

it happens
tangledupinblue has about 40 different versions of his her name
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:48, archived)

Ahoy hoy
Whats stirring
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:03, archived)

General feelings of disappointment and malaise.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:04, archived)

I believe this is called life
I prescribe some good old fashioned heroin.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:14, archived)

Dignitas could make a fortune if they started treating existential listlessness.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 10:05, archived)

i hear that
my phone got knackered yesterday. no more pokeymons for me.
might kill myself.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:31, archived)

My phone for temporarily killed by an update from Google Play, the other day.
Should I turn this into a fascinating chat, explaining how I rooted the phone, replaced both the Recovery and the OS, and failed to save my photos?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:59, archived)

i don't think that's possible

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 10:08, archived)

gutted, they've just announced its pikachu wednesday

( mongychops, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 10:05, archived)

:'(
i just found a seel yesterday too. things were looking up for ol' manolith
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 10:07, archived)

Taking this to mean that players will be dressing up as the best known monster.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 10:08, archived)

l yonn
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:46, archived)

Generayonn feeyonnings of disappointment and mayonnaise?

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:51, archived)

the first buds of fresh love, in my loins

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:14, archived)

Good morning sinners.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:07, archived)

no such thing as sin mate
grow up
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:14, archived)

I shall pray for your soul.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:18, archived)

This Pet Shop Boys tribute act needs work

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:21, archived)

Yeah, German firm, make decent watches

( mongychops, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:22, archived)

German businesses have funny names
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:24, archived)

Wow, good going, fag.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:27, archived)

i dunno, i saw it on a triangle once

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:29, archived)

Maths humour is the best!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:35, archived)

only SUM of the time!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 9:49, archived)

Haha, this thread, hoho, this thread, haha, is going off, heehee,
going off on a bit of a tangent! Hahahahahahahaaaa!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 10:07, archived)

shut up ma8

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 10:16, archived)

Is it wrong to wank in a church?

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 3:15, archived)

Sympathy reply x

( H.B.Mupps, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 8:31, archived)

So my wife is making me watch celebrity first dates but I can't work out which ones are supposed to be the celebrities. Is there anything else on?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 22:06, archived)

I only watch green house cam, soz

( mongychops, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 22:10, archived)

Can you check if I've got any cucumbers ready, cheers

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 22:12, archived)

Beyond my remit

( mongychops, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 22:14, archived)

K now we're having to watch naked attraction 'cos her friend produces it.
There's an awful lot of pathology on display
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 22:22, archived)

plenty of tits though?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 22:24, archived)

Tits, vaginas, willies, the lot.
If I was 14 again and the Internet hadn't been invented I might be impressed.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 22:33, archived)

They don't show labia on TV , till I see lips rubbish

( mongychops, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 22:34, archived)

they show anything on telly these days. I'm no gynaecologist but I'm pretty sure I could see labia.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 22:36, archived)

I've invested in awful things, doesn't mean I agree to the fallout

( mongychops, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 22:33, archived)

please ask your wife to tell her friend it is a terrible programme and an insult not just to humans but to mammals generally, and could they please immediately stop making it and just use the timeslot to transmit a blank screen, that would be prefera
ble, thanks
( vladimir, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 0:00, archived)

ble thanks

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Aug 2016, 1:40, archived)

I obviously didn't refresh, so I'm starting my own thread.
My motorbikes thrown a fuse. What do you think it is? Dodgy battery? Voltage regulator?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 17:17, archived)

Miles off, if it's throwing things it's clearly become sentient
What's the reading on the Avocadometer?
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 17:23, archived)

7

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 17:31, archived)

Sorry, had to cross reference that with the user manual
You need to feed the Tamagotchi then play Epona's Song. If the FRB seems happy after that you should be okay, just cover it in jam and spunk in its eye
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 20:38, archived)

Cheers hotfuck

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 20:52, archived)

Anytime

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 21:05, archived)

What's the difference between jelly and jam?
I can't jelly my cock in your Nan.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 20:58, archived)

Its like magma and lava
Its jelly when its in there and jam when its exposed to air
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 21:05, archived)

Get yourself an eBike m9, tax exempt plus you can look a right cunt on it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 17:25, archived)

Or one of those three wheeled mopeds.
That'll earn you the respect of all other road users.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 17:28, archived)

Mum was a mobility scooter and dad was a Sinclair C5

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:05, archived)

They look rubbish

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 17:35, archived)

Probably alright for city use, provided you can explain to the police why you killed someone by doing 35 along a shared use pavement

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:07, archived)

The actual 'leccy bikes you get at the isle of man and that look alright.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:10, archived)

I'd slap an emissions charge on that, purely on the basis that it looks exactly like a real motorbike

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:12, archived)

They're weird to watch as theyre so quiet. But good tech.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:28, archived)

We've got hydrogen buses here.
They're not silent, but they can sneak up on you if you're not paying attention.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:29, archived)

?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:31, archived)

Probably the fuses.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 17:25, archived)

So you think I should replace the fuse?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 17:35, archived)

Do you not have a multimeter?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 17:53, archived)

Yes mate.
Gotta figure out why it popped first though, was canvassing for ideas
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:22, archived)

Well if you pop a new one in and fire it up briefly wouldn't that rule out the voltage regulator?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:28, archived)

I am not very good at auto electrics. But yes, I'd have thought so.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 19:40, archived)

I'm not the boss of you.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:19, archived)

^sub

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:20, archived)

nearly
www.reddit.com/subreddits/search?q=monster+munch
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:55, archived)

I feel sullied.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 20:32, archived)

-1 mcBeefs
Piss in the oil tank.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 17:26, archived)

It hasn't got an oil tank

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 17:35, archived)

Duh, that's why, jeez

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:07, archived)

Silly me. I'll go get 9ne from halfords

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:23, archived)

1 would probably be enough

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:29, archived)

I've made a terrible mistake

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:31, archived)

/talk is ruined forever

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:33, archived)

fire in the sky

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 18:56, archived)

Arcing from a bad ground
Shorting somewhere?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 19:28, archived)

It's too wet out to go and have a proper look, but that's probably it. I'll put a new fuse in and have a good smell.
When it dries up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 19:31, archived)

Stick a nail in it, won't blow that.

( mongychops, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 19:36, archived)

Good shout.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 19:40, archived)

Obo nail will fit a treat

( mongychops, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 19:51, archived)

The fuel pump went on my mates zxr 750.
Took it to a bike mechanic we know, he just ran some mains cable between the pump and the ignition, tucked it under the plastic when it ran and declared it fixed.

Turns out the regulator was fucked. Found that out later when it boiled his battery.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 19:48, archived)

I think it is fucked m8

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 20:53, archived)

It's suffocating, you should probably remove your penis from the exhaust

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 22:09, archived)

HEY THERE ITS OLD FRECKLES THE FAT FUCK
JUST CHECKING IN ON YA!

Yeah go fuck yourself
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 16:24, archived)

no u

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 16:24, archived)

GET A ROOM

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 16:45, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/talk/7971641
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 16:54, archived)

This is worse than a mcBeef post
Obv, all posts should be judged on the mcBeef rating
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 16:28, archived)

What's the mcBeef scale?
Is it just "better than / worse than?" And where do guffs come into it?
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 16:41, archived)

It is like a ph level scale, this for example is a minus 7 mcBeefs
Guffs could raise the level of the post by half a mcBeef but an unspecified amount will pollute the post and reset the scale, same with nans. Dilute to taste.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 16:49, archived)

i just purchased my lunch, tomato soup and a chicken salad today
what have you just purchased, is it lunch? if not, why not? and why do you think the labour party doesn't have a credible candidate for leader?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:04, archived)

Not lunch, unfortunately. Some new coils for my ecig, plus a coil making jig for my rebuildable at home
Well, truth be told I bought them yesterday but they've arrived today.

Dunno, is there such a thing as a credible politician?
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:06, archived)

My Moroccan cook book arrived yesterday.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:14, archived)

Only Moroccan thing I can make is lamb tagine
What other stuff do they make?
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:15, archived)

Mostly tagines and cous cous.
There's some egg thing in there that looks like a very decadent form of shakshouka with mince in it.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:18, archived)

Bored of the tagine?
Cous cous isn't your scene?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:22, archived)

There's a thing involving lamb cutlets that looks rather good.
Might give that a go at the weekend.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:31, archived)

What's the book called?
I'd like to learn how to cook more of that kind of food, tagine is really nice. If lamb wasn't so pricey I'd probably have it all the time
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:41, archived)

This was it
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1903141486/ref=pe_385721_142849551_TE_3p_dp_1
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:58, archived)

*bookmarks*
Eh? Eh? "BOOK" marks? LOLOLOLOL
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 13:34, archived)

cook rent
ok y
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:22, archived)

He came before breakfast.
Already earning his keep.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:29, archived)

that's just the opening chapter to Burgess' "Earthly Powers", you plagiarist

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:33, archived)

Before I contaminate my search history, is that gay literature

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:35, archived)

It is about a gay bloke, yeah

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:41, archived)

#vape4life

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:31, archived)

You said it, brah
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:49, archived)

I bought some 18650 cells to repair a laptop battery
so that I've got a garage PC I can do engine diagnostics on.

I don't purchase lunch because I work from home and just graze from the fridge like a gentrified llama
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:10, archived)

https://cdn-media.threadless.com/submissions/672375-0dba70e54d5633f509a6d23e7dbdcc60.jpg
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:25, archived)

hey when they run engine diagnostics at a garage where do they plug the laptop into?
is there like a usb port under the bonnet or something?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:33, archived)

It's called an OBD II socket
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On-board_diagnostics
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 13:00, archived)

My last purchase was a shiny new Newcastle top, so I can look like a chump on matchdays
And the second point is because there is a nice good old-fashioned purge going on to only leave people that have never voted for anything bad ever or are liked by the Canary or Another Angry Voice. BTW, check out the hashtag #wearehismedia fucking lunatics.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:17, archived)

yeah, twitter's just an echo chamber for that sort of stuff, kind of pointless really

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:35, archived)

Always worth remembering how many likes equal an actual vote
And how they reach 50+ M/F who are not socially active on Facebook
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:40, archived)

Nothing today

( mongychops, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:28, archived)

your boy still on hols?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:32, archived)

yeah till september i think, the other lower one left the clan too

( mongychops, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:35, archived)

you should treat yourself more often

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:36, archived)

i should really, nothing i desire tho

( mongychops, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:45, archived)

hate

( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:29, archived)

have chips with that, braw

( mongychops, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:36, archived)

how's it taste?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:37, archived)

nice

( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:21, archived)

We get lunch for free at work, but I did go and buy a double decker from the machine.
I don't think labour have a credible leader because they're so busy fighting amongst themselves nobody credible is willing to step forward while a generation of disenfranchised corbynistas are voting in favour of a man who would be more at home handing out socialist worker magazines at shit student protests about body positivity, than he is at the figurehead of an opposition party.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:37, archived)

woah, free lunch

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:39, archived)

Yeah, every day. And if the kitchen is shitz they give us 4 quid

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:44, archived)

what sort of socialist paradise do you work in?
and i'm happy to join your company as a consultant, please let your boss know, thx x
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:48, archived)

hey Doves
ever used a LaTeX editor like Texmaker or similar?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 13:37, archived)

I'd probably use Vim with a latex plugin.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 13:38, archived)

Vim can fuck right off
this bloke used vim
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 13:49, archived)

The advantage of vim is that it runs anywhere.
What annoys me are thick-as-pigshit techies who think they need to buy a mac and hack scripts/code locally.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 13:54, archived)

vim is for paedophiles and homos
normal non-bent people use emacs
HTH
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:00, archived)

anyone who uses an apple product for anything other than updating their social media status
is a cum-guzzling cockburglar with AIDs
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:02, archived)

hey
It's not my fault you can't afford a proper computer sweetheart
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:05, archived)

Don't be silly
I use four different machines on a daily basis, and the only one that's ever frustrated me to the point of violence was the MacMini.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:07, archived)

Anyone reading this subthread is liable to regain their virginity.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:08, archived)

There's a lot of 'I need a machine with bash because I'm a developer and linux isn't any good on the desktop'.
To which the obvious question should be why does your local os matter?
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:15, archived)

I used to use pico, nano and vi
fucking hard man right here
( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:17, archived)

Our solaris boxes don't even have case-insensitive find or 'locate'.
Don't bring it.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:19, archived)

this is just for documentation, fortunately
after years dicking around with word and wikis, some paleolithic project manager suggested we use an XML architecture to export docs in, but none of the fresh faced devs have ever used such ancient technology so it'll purely be my lot to wrangle with it day in day out.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:22, archived)

Well isn't this whatever that markup format that git et al uses is for?
Latex is mostly for academic/scientific documentation with loads of formula.

I'd happily ditch word because it insists on fucking up the layout of documents more than a few pages wrong by making a series of incorrect guesses as to your intentions.

Edit: this sort of thing - jbt.github.io/markdown-editor/
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:26, archived)

LaTeX has lots of uses
but the key here is not having to fork out for a proper DITA-compliant editor like oxygen or Framemaker
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:29, archived)

You've completely ignored the bit where I suggested markdown
idratherbewriting.com/2015/03/26/misconception-markdown-is-more-limiting-than-dita-jekyll-versus-dita/
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:30, archived)

I've used various markdown styles for yonks; that github one is very similar to reddit's
but it's the standardization that's key here, as the docs I write will have to be processed by all sorts of different outputs (not just HTML).
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:38, archived)

is that the thing that's good for technical documents with code and stuff?
nah, we just dump stuff in spreadsheets and text files where i work
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:35, archived)

We do this.
Then we throw them into sharepoint making them impossible to find.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:39, archived)

:(((((
bastards, the pair of you
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:50, archived)

Mate, this is not my doing.
We're microsoft partners. Which means using the wrong tool for the job because reasons.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:52, archived)

clickin' dis

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:46, archived)

Well whatever happens, britain will go back to meekly accepting a continual drift towards the right and believing change is futile.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 13:00, archived)

I just want to be left alone.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Aug 2016, 13:14, archived)

don't we all?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 13:24, archived)

Because they keep trying to replace an old man who believes in something but couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery with various people who believe in nothing but winning elections for the sake of it.
For the past 20 years they seem to have run with the idea that it's perfectly fine to be a weather-cock spinning in the breeze.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:38, archived)

personally, i'm looking forward to 20 years of tory rule, it hasn't done me any harm so far

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:40, archived)

I think when you've got two mainstream parties that are very similar democracy becomes little more than theatre.
It's specious reasoning to suggest that it approximates the will of the electorate.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 12:52, archived)

I left my wallet in the car. Think I've eaten enough to sustain myself, but might go to buy some fruit.
Labour would have a credible leader if the PLP bothered to take their heads out of their collective arse and accept that they're elected to represent the interests of the electorate, not their own narrow self interest.

Obviously, that's never going to happen.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:03, archived)

I think there was a culture shock with the PLP
They have enjoyed the well oiled unit of how to do things and then Corbyn's guys turned up and broke the machine but haven't replaced it with an effective model to help govern (skip the the bit that starts "I wanted to make it work and I promise you, I tried to make it work". There is fault on both sides, but the Corbynites are too zealot to even entertain the idea that anything is wrong.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:08, archived)

Could you summarise that link so I don't have to bother reading it?
Labour hasn't been "well oiled" anytime this century.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:10, archived)

It basically goes like this
Shadow transport person does a big bit of policy work, agrees with leader team on set date for publicity on said policy work. Gets interviews lined up, issues statements, has lead lines ready for any other my that day who was on tv to say about the policy. MP has convo about policy release day before with Corbyn, everything cool. On day of releasing policy work there is a shadow cabinet reshuffle which buries all the work done by said MP.

By well oiled unit I mean press team and MPs worked hand in hand, got their messages out when needed to across tv/newspapers/online. This now seems not to work, thats why all you hear is Corbyn this Corbyn that and no policy stuff. Owen Jones on the weekend (as lefty as you can get) made the same point in a blog post he wrote where he basically says the press message is fucked and they have no strategy to fix it.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:23, archived)

Thanks.
Would the reshuffle have happened if the PLP wasn't throwing a months long hissy fit?

I do agree that they are incapable of putting out any sort of coherent message, but I doubt that offering a massive "fuck you" to the membership is going to fix this.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:33, archived)

That was kinda before it got really bad
I think some of the membership have their fingers firmly jabbed in their earholes and will not listen to any type of reason. Everything about it points to a personality cult and not to reasoned politics.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:41, archived)

I'm just glad I talked myself out of giving them £25.
The sooner they get their split over with, the sooner we can all get on.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:43, archived)

I don't think it's personality.
It might be symbolic though.

Most arguments against Corbyn (and by that I mean his policies) seem to be reduced to 'you shouldn't oppose a continual drift rightwards, because you might be stuck with a continual drift rightwards'.

How on earth do you expect things to get better with that sort of view? It's learned helplessness.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:44, archived)

The unions have their man and they'll be damned if they let it go without a messy battle
He may have policies, but to my original point they are not being heard as they are not spoonfed to the media to regurgitate.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:51, archived)

Yes, but people who like to go on about 'corbynistas' seem to think people only want him.
This isn't really true. It's just the plp keep offering slimy careerists and refusing to accept that people might want left-wing policies ran by someone who believes in them. A vote for Corbyn to me strikes me as lots of people collectively saying 'nah, try again' until the plp get the fucking point.

They did the same in Scotland and are still blaming the electorate for not voting for them.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:55, archived)

Corbyn's a rubbish leader.
The PLP might have more luck ousting him if they stopped trying to replace him with people who up until very recently voted against the exact sort of things they're now proposing.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:18, archived)

I like corbyn
he's got a beard
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:23, archived)

A rubbish leader he might be, but the wider interest of the party would be better served by the PLP throwing their support behind him,
rather than spending all their time attempting to undermine him (given that they have no alternative candidate to offer). Eagle's attempt at a coup made the Turkish military look effective.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:24, archived)

In the heart of hearts they deeply want David Milband to turn up and tell them everything is going to be OK
But why would you want to touch a burning turd? If you were staring at voter oblivion, as an MP wouldn't you raise the alarm?
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:30, archived)

They've already had "voter oblivion".
A landslide leadership election and an corresponding uptick in membership numbers ought to hint to the PLP that what they're doing isn't going to lead to electoral success.

As a non-member, I'd like to see Her Majesty's Opposition get on with actually opposing the government. If they can't do that, they should resign their seats and let the electorate pick someone who's willing to do the job.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:37, archived)

They like to dismiss the uptick in membership as 'not representative of the electorate'.
It's worth noting that this uptick seems to be people who don't usually turn up to vote because they're largely ignored by the electorate for being working class or young. The people that once upon a time Labour ostensibly represented.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:42, archived)

Yup.
There's much to be said for building core support. It seems to work for the other side.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:47, archived)

Well that's another thing.
When the tories are in power they actually change stuff to be like how they want it.

When new labour were in power, they increased spending and temporarily made things better. When the conservatives got back in they simply picked up where they left off. This has been normalised to the point of people saying labour shouldn't try and change because then you'll have the tories forever.

At that point you've pretty much accepted tory policy and are simply voting on how fast you want it.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:50, archived)

Lets just say Labour have done it to themselves after offering up 3 shitty candidates in a row
I'd like to know what the Lib Dems are upto, but they don't seem to speak.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:46, archived)

They fucked it when they were in power by not talking about what they were opposing.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:48, archived)

I liked Milliband.
His party didn't like him, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:50, archived)

His party chose the wrong Miliband
Everyone knows they did, but they got on with it. Until they realised they had the wrong Miliband and then went "Errrr"
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:52, archived)

I reckon they would absolutely be fine with him if his team could do tab a into slot b. Ed was never the greatest choice of a leader but they did the best with what they had
The policies of Corbyn are like Ed's but with 20% more left. Now an effective PLP can go out and sell a message, if you chose to hobble them to make them fall in line without giving them proper backing, of course they would get fucked off. Some of them want jobs after the next election.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:28, archived)

I think this ultimately boils down to whether you think 'simply not being the conservatives' is enough to expect in the Labour party.
My enemy's enemy is not my friend and all that.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:33, archived)

sho me ur PLP plz

( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 14:58, archived)

Picture time. Post a picture, no context or explanations
i.imgur.com/zkvLFLK.jpg
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 9:57, archived)

i.imgur.com/AIi9PR5.gifv

66.media.tumblr.com/018ccdbbab82d189fcd7fd6a28b58000/tumblr_o7cymz8aC61rj7rn9o1_400.gif
( mongychops, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:01, archived)

nothingaboutscotthere.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/a-mc-random-28.jpg
( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:01, archived)

I expect Two Hats owns that t-shirt

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:16, archived)

There's a separate board for this rubbish, y'know.
Two, in fact.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:04, archived)

^ shit at searching the internet

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:05, archived)

fobtl

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:10, archived)

strikey-g searching

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:21, archived)

stop whinging and try joining in for once, Mr Meldrew

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:05, archived)

I don't belieeeeeeeeve it!
HAHAHAHAHA! What a comedy classic!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:12, archived)

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bignightplanned.jpg
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:12, archived)

what an idiot
wearing heels on an escalator
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:13, archived)

i.ytimg.com/vi/CmKBQ3euWGE/maxresdefault.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:13, archived)

how the hell is that pic max res?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:16, archived)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:18, archived)

imgur.com/r/ndk35t/9
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:17, archived)

oh god i should just ban you right now

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:18, archived)

|¦:¬D|
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:22, archived)

?

( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:22, archived)

You monster!
Good thing I inspect all links before clicking.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:24, archived)

http://i.imgur.com/8VFxuIi.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/iQAx3V6.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/4paBGgK.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jYwIV4S.gif
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:26, archived)

I like these

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:47, archived)

Some more for no apparent reason
http://i.imgur.com/1hFj1TR.gifv

http://imgur.com/a/PKq41 (Gallery)

http://i.imgur.com/YFhD7Rd.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/IovOTlX.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/VAfLNHd.gif
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 11:10, archived)

Those dogs look brain damaged

( fuscous, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 11:25, archived)

Na, just dog
http://i.imgur.com/mQCle5N.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/CrsoJbL.gif

http://i.imgur.com/WzTVFOh.gif

ahttps://imgur.com/a/rX8ws (Gallery)
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 11:29, archived)

Oh, go on then!
Well random!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:33, archived)

your wife's going to be well upset
to see you've made an OKCupid profile
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:39, archived)

I'll use her tears to fill my 40,000ltr pool.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:42, archived)

ill lush
l
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:46, archived)

RIP 2Hats
:(
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:47, archived)

did he flounce?
it's been over two weeks :(
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:52, archived)

he's on holiday

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:55, archived)

FROM YOU

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:56, archived)

well he's emailed me a couple of times so it makes more sense that it'd be from the rest of you
i can tell you've missed him though, i'm sure he'll be touched
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 11:06, archived)

Ask him when we can expect our postcard.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 11:10, archived)

I hope it's one of those "Torquay at night" ones that's all black

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 11:22, archived)

i.imgur.com/OoSA02s.jpg
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 10:49, archived)

Ashley Williams to Everton eh?
Swansea might be heading for the drop.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 11:18, archived)

about time

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 11:19, archived)

#HillaryClintonForPrison2016

( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 11:29, archived)

lock her up, lock her up

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Aug 2016, 11:39, archived)