It's-a me...! Let's-a go!



Don't worry. I didn't take any scissors to it, but it's
still compo-able, right?

(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)

Always a winner!

( collapsibletank ...is in, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)

Let us hope
that he doesn't get a '1-up'
>.<
( Lord of Teh 9 Est. 1987, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

hahaha
*re lurks*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

NSFW!
Jaysis.

That gets a click because I gasped
( ClanSoul My warpaint is sharpie ink, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)

NSFW
is something that looks like porn.
(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)

Yes
But I'd rather not look at a cock atall
( ClanSoul My warpaint is sharpie ink, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)

cocktail sossidge

(ToMeToYou is going back and forth on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)

That's what she said!

( cr3 (sea-arr-three); loves you, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)

you'd rather just put it in your mouth?

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)

My cover is blown
As is he
( ClanSoul My warpaint is sharpie ink, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)

what the fuck?!
no really, what the fuck?!

I can't decide if this is disturbing or ingenious... perhaps a bit of both? o.O
( Mushroom, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)

disturbing sexy
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)

O_o

( Bloop truly is the shoe that never sleeps, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)

That is fucking disturbing
It's good, but I'd say nsfw.
Link it?
(petehix - based on real events., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)

It's rude
but does it look like porn from across the room?
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)

I don't care if looks like porn
Men's cocks is not why I come to b3ta
( The Coast of Yemen But section this here very much even by the way., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)

shit
I'm in the wrong place then
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)

You'll have to make do with men's cocks
as I keep all the pictures of ladies' cocks for myself.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)

You prefer women's cocks?

(Marwood, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)

Goatse is!

(petehix - based on real events., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)

Be honest.
You'd click out of curiosity even if it was linked and had a description.
(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)

But we'd like to be given the choice
Rather have it forced on us.
And anywho, it's still a cock on my screen, and maybe not from far away, but from a metre away it looks like a cock.
We can't see people sneaking up behind us y'know.
(petehix - based on real events., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)

you work in
ninja school, AICMFP
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)

I know
Damn ninjas and their un-able-to-be-seen-ness
What's AICMFP?
Another term I don't know =/
(petehix - based on real events., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)

lord help us
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AICMFP
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)

Thank you good sir.

(petehix - based on real events., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)

you've got the choice not to come to b3ta.

( Sir Sand Goblin Definitely doesn't have a micropenis. Definitely., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Disturbing?
Blimey come on its not exactly triple x-rated hard-core porn is it? If thats distrubing how do you manage even going to the loo? We've all got one.. well some of us of course
;)
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)

I feel violated now...
Sorry... I feel like *violating* now.

I like this. It's turned me gay.
( sfx, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)

I was already gay
It's turned me straight.
( flake will try being nicer if you try being smarter, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

bloody hell
NSFW hahaha
( GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)

WHAT IN THE HELL?
It's very disturbing. But funny. Funurbing!
( The Neville Both malty, and fluorescent!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)

I demand more
I always do.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)

NSFW + you didn't make this

( SkUG doesn't care about anyone else but me, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)

they didn't?
awwww, that's no fun
( Mushroom, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)

well i could be wrong but ive unfortuantly seen this image before

( SkUG doesn't care about anyone else but me, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)

Yes I did.

(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)

I think you'll find he did make it

( cr3 (sea-arr-three); loves you, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)

Thanks cr3 :)

(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)

ditto
that
(thistle, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)

HE DID MAKE IT, CHRIST
I should know, he sent it to me first
( cr3 (sea-arr-three); loves you, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)

;)

(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)

Aren't you a bit young to be posting this kind of thing?
apologies if I'm wrong...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)

17, so legal.
I don't know where the law stands on exposing my folded penis disguised as Super Mario...
(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)

I think 18 is the legal age to fold your cock into the shape of Super Mario's nose
yikes, there was a sentence I never dreamed I'd have to type...
( Mushroom, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)

hah
i want that on a bumper/rear window sticker
(camoron, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)

Not in the US.
That counts as kiddie porn, even if it was posted by the kiddie himself. Seriously- there may be legal ramifications to this.
(The Resident Loon drives women crazy, but not in the good way, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)

spoiler:
we're not in the states
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)

well link it you dumbass its NSFW
and i've seen it before... unfortuantly... you dirty reposter!
( SkUG doesn't care about anyone else but me, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)

Calm down skuggy
*makes you a cup of tea*
( cr3 (sea-arr-three); loves you, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)

ahh thank you
silly bint at work threw my tea away!! grr!
( SkUG doesn't care about anyone else but me, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)

Yes, it's a repost.
I made it a while back but was pleased with the amount of replies and decided it was compo-able.
(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)

and I agree
since it's unquestionably the winner of this compo
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)

ok...

( The Coast of Yemen But section this here very much even by the way., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)

Calm down.
*injects*
(petehix - based on real events., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)

stop calling me Christ, i've already cut my hair and shaved my naff beard off
sheesh
( SkUG doesn't care about anyone else but me, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)

Well then
woo yay for producing such a glasscock picture!
(thistle, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)

*ignores*

( riverghost has had very little sleep, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)

Wimp.
You won't be seeing this reply then.
(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)

riverghost smells of beans

(Marwood, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)

How is he a wimp?
He doesn't wanna see your cock, what;s wrong with that?
(petehix - based on real events., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)

INTERNET DRAMA!~

(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)

The thing is
if it had been girlboobcleavage, or ladymuff, there would be no complaints.

In fact, there would be demands for more pictures in gynaecological detail.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)

this

( Mushroom, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)

Yay, Mystery_Bob, standing up for whats right.
*cheers*
( SugarSpunSister needs a website, for free, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)

Or "MOAR", if you will.

(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)

Show us yer tits Bob.

(Marwood, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)

...
PICTURE OF ME, TOPLESS
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)

you lied!
you've still got a top!
i'll get the chainsaw...
( SkUG doesn't care about anyone else but me, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)

you didn't make that...please say you didn't :D

( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)

this is beginning to remind me of tossers on youtube shouting FAKE!

( Bloop truly is the shoe that never sleeps, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)

^ this
this is a fake reply.
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)

and you're misreading what I said :P

( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)

I think it was a plea for it not to really be the folded cock of
Dooley
( Roxy_Hart, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)

do you trim your pubes?

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)

Why, yes!

(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)

drawn on....

( SkUG doesn't care about anyone else but me, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)

Christy, this.

( SugarSpunSister needs a website, for free, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)

The flash (of the camera... not my penis)
makes them look thin, almost balding here!
(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)

At least they're not ginger

( SugarSpunSister needs a website, for free, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7368244

;)
( Mushroom, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)

Hahahaha
I'm glad you were brave enough to make that comment.
( SugarSpunSister needs a website, for free, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)

Who trims?
Wax, Immac, or shave, dude.
( flake will try being nicer if you try being smarter, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)

Some people
are not fond of the resultant stubble.
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)

Some people
should shave more often, then.
( flake will try being nicer if you try being smarter, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)

i like it...
...it's cock-on..!
(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)

Its looking at me...




I feel violated.
( SugarSpunSister needs a website, for free, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)

Hang down your head Tom Dooley.
Oh, you have!
( edjogs cancelled his milk on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)

you fucking idiot
*also ignores*
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)

That looks like a cock
but smaller.
( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)

At least
I don't paint my face ;)
(Dooley, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)

I didn't paint it either.

( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)

Looking at this mario cockgami
has turned me gay. I hope you're happy !
( sfx, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)

Well, I am!
Get over here you big hunk of man.
( hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)

woo
gave me a laugh!
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)

It looks painful
But I don't know about such things.... A creeped out woo... =\
(Feanor 10, I miss you, 20 goto 10, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)

i remember this from a while back

( Miss Scunner sets sail for Portmanteau, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)

Jesus H Christ
That's so fucking wrong in many ways. Couldn't you have just made another Maddie joke?
(scum_monkey will growl for money, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)

Who do you think
is holding the camera
(gtfomh, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:10, archived)

Solved!
Do you wanna share the £1m reward?
(scum_monkey will growl for money, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:13, archived)

sounds like a plan!
(gtfomh, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

you're a 4chan poster
and I claim my free mushroom
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)

Rules One and Two!

(Dooley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*doesn't know whether to laugh or puke*
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)

If this is wrong...
...I don't want to be right.

Bloody superb. I almost made some white wee-wee in my panties.
( flake will try being nicer if you try being smarter, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)

hear hear

(kev.cc, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

i think it's well done.
and not just because i'm a homo - mystery bob has it right in this comment.

this in no way looks like porn and is a good joke. why people are making a fuss about it is beyond me.
( postbear is differently abled, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)

Yay!
Nice cock! Can we see more andrological detail? :D
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)

andrological
Swot.
( flake will try being nicer if you try being smarter, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)

I saw this ages ago
are you sure it's yours?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)

God has decreed
that this picture does not look like porn.

At first glance you do not notice what the image truly is, therefore this picture is safe for work.

This is God's final decision on the subject, all subsequent moaning will be ignored.
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

Penis.
Penis.
( Nick and his orchestra wat, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Fucking genius
And I'm ASTONISHED to see this on the front page.
( Bad Horsey is looking for a new home - details on profile, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

I am loving that its on the front page
and all these folks that ignored him. One can't ignore the FP! Hurrah for folded cocks *folds*
( Jay, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)

hahaha!

( mutated monty, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

Tell you what:
I´m going to click "I like this" AND "Hide".
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha
anyone moaning about this image is stupid.
( mugatu, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Unless it's moaning resulting from pleasure.
Woo pic, by the way.
( Grampa, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)

NSFW!
NSFW NSFW!! get this cock off the home page for christs sake!
(captain baldy, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Hahahahahahaha, you are daft

( cr3 (sea-arr-three); loves you, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

great idea, nicely executed, good stuff fella!

( The Great Architect wishes he could make movie clips, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Ha Ha
There's a cock on the frontpage!!!!!!!
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Isn't there usually?
I'd tag that though - that'll be in Zoo (or more appropriately, Nuts) before you can say "Magic Donkey"
( Bad Horsey is looking for a new home - details on profile, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

and then we can get them busted for it.

(Woody999, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)

This is about as pornagraphic
as making a circle with your index finger and thumb, then waving your other index finger about inside it. Fairly ridiculous to claim otherwise - if your boss saw this over your shoulder and felt obliged to grumble, it'd most likely be to tell you to "stop looking at cartoons" or similar.

Jesus christ though, is this not extremely uncomfortable to perform, Dooley? The angle of the bend is truly eye-watering...I'd be too scared of it getting stuck like that due to some weird ligament protest or whatever. *whimpers* :O

Amusing though, in a profoundly disturbed way. ;)
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

AA+++++++++ Reply :)
Point 1) Yes.

Point 2) Did you know you can actually break your penis? True medical fact, that is.
( Bohica Jambon, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)

this would be a brilliant idea for the next compo...
...or not
( darth munki is crushing a grape, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

I didn't know they were that bendy.

( Todd the Groincrusher Where's my fucking cement, you retards?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

This is going to bounce round office emails for ages now.

I have had this sent to me from 2 different sources that dont even know about b3ta.
( oAmadeuso Godot still isn't coming., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

nonononono
b3ta homepage = nsfw :(
( alexturgid has no sig, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

is it just me..
or is your penis disturbingly tanned? Dove Summer Glow used while wanking?
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

what a fantastic idea

( Jay, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

let me know how it works out
cos I have a feeling that it will be the new craze and all the cool kids will be tanning their cocks
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)

that's luvly
I'm fairly surprised at some of the negative comments above though. Jumping on some moral bandwagon that exists ONLY in their head is the sort of thing people do when nobody will listen to them on any other subject.

Have a woo :-)
(spook, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

I started at this for a long time,
with the full realisation that it's a cock,
then it hit me - I AM STARING AT A COCK.

Well done, I fricken love it.

Though I must admit, that must've hurt - My fiance winced when he saw this.
(ltoevnetmeen fucking missed her one-year anniversary of b3tadom, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

worringly seems like it is only slightly larger in diameter
than your fly button.
Large button, I hope...?
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)

Wow, contentious.
I think every active member has replied to this.

So I have to add a Woo as well. ;)
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)

well done
I have Mario envy.
(implicit denial maybe I shouldn't..... Oh fuck, too late, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)

Why oh why????
Red PANTS????????????
( Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)

Fucking hilarious
"Funerbing", as TheNevile said. *g*

I personally say it's the most inventive thing in trousers since the first person to do so passed through after a fart.
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

( Leningrad, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)

as you're only 17, technically b3ta could be prosecuted for that :P

( Leningrad, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)

Actually B3ta is in the UK where the age of consent is 16
But maybe you could be prosecuted for looking at it?
(Rich Chestmat, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

That is awesome!!!
bendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendy
( diablo0301 Is out his nut on Call of Duty 4!! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)

it's oddly mesmerising
(damn, where's the post anonymously button?)
( Haku 's Root-Beer-O-Meter [0%-------50%-------100%] 0%, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)

My god.
Excellence.. but.. i'm lost for words. :)
( FoldsFive could be so good for you, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

Hahahaha
This is exactly why B3ta has separate Ignore, Hide and I like this! buttons. (Latter two pushed)

edit: arse, Hide doesn't removed it from the FP... as deserved as it is. Somebody post a string of excellent FP-worthy images!
( Peregrin ., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)

This is very onventive
I really don't want to know what sort of drugs you were on when you decided this was a good idea :)
( Roxy_Hart, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)

I'm the lurkiest lurker that ever lurked...
...But this has prompted me to comment. Freaking Lord Jesus, thats insane. My soul has died diminished slightly from looking. I'm not coming here again.
(chutneyweasel, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)

pah!
amateur
( Smashy lurker extraordinaire, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)

oh dear...
...I'm sure your 0.6 posts a month will be sorely missed...
( spacehog play my Circular Pong at www.extralegs.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)

pfft
0.6 posts a month Massive cock.
( Paedosmile service with a grin., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

pffft
twatsy!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)

Ace
I'd just like to say woo yay to that matey.

And now I'll go back to lurkin.
( monster monster monster monster monster, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)

Everybody!
EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE. Everybody.
(misterbrilliant, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

Mine is particularly good looking

( Roxy_Hart, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)

What happens
if the wind changes?
(Pseudonym, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)

hahahha
fucking genius
( Mungey the clown http://www.myspace.com/welcometotheindustry BAND!!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)

Well I have a semi

( lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)

Yikes
Don't sneeze for fucks sake
(JaCk tHe BiScUiT, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)

i've got to reply again
this is one of the best fps i've ever seen on b3ta - fucking brilliance
( Leningrad, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:20, archived)

hahaha
No scissors, fair enough.

Needs more "glue".
( giant_squid, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:36, archived)